07 October 2006

Rattus Liberalis back to eating offspring

Another former Liberal cabinet minister, Lloyd Axworthy, has crawled out from the dark, damp basement of obscurity to gorge on the flesh of a Liberal leadership candidate.

Rattus Liberalis, like its better known and cuddlier cousin Rattus Rattus, is a nonemetic species. One of the particular talents of Genus Rattus is its ability to not vomit, which conveniently allows it to feast on its own young.
Axworthy says Ignatieff is a creation of "downtown Toronto powerbrokers" who does not understand liberalism, has no common touch and will lead the Liberals to another defeat.
Axworthy, who has apparently been gnawing on something psychedelic himself, is backing Bob Rae... a man whose sole claim to fame is that he singlehandedly holds the Guinness World Book Record for converting old diehard lefties to Reagonomics.


SIDENOTE: A creation of the Powerbrokers???

You mean like Commie Bob's brother, John Rae... whose resume includes being Executive Vice-President of Power Corp., as well as Paul Desmarais' right-hand man?
The reason investigators are interested in Power Corporation's possible links to the bank that acted as a clearing house for Oil-for-Food is because the firm also appears to have had a stake in an oil firm that had been working out lucrative contracts with Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein.
Somebody from the Rae campaign better put Lloyd back in his cage.

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