JUST ANOTHER GRUBBY SOMALI PIRATE...

-- "Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) begs for more cash as she vowed to return to the campaign trail after federal agents seized her phone, notebooks, computers and passport last week as part of a years-long probe into immigration fraud." --

It's about more than immigration...

-- "A winery co-owned by the husband of Rep. Ilhan Omar, D-Minn., was shuttered amid fraud claims that the business had been selling empty barrels to investors under the guise of 'wine to be aged.' House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer, R-Ky., said." --

So... where are we now.

WHAT... YOU THOUGHT IT WAS JUST FRANCE...

-- "A landmark report written by former schools inspector Sir David Bell, will on Wednesday is set to detail the vast scale of antisemitism in English schools and colleges, which the government is poised to accept in full. Bell said he was 'very struck' by the evidence of rising antisemitism in schools, but also the extent to which it actually goes underreported." --

It gets better.

BETTER HURRY LADIES... HE MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE TOO MUCH LONGER...

Toronto Police are asking for the public’s help in an investigation after a suspect committed an indecent act act on the train while staring at the victim on a GO train at Union Station.

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "Hamas terrorist Tamer Mohammad Ibrahim Al-Zabaq, who infiltrated Israeli territory on October 7 and who kidnapped 22-year-old Shani Louk, was killed in the strike on Monday. Louk, a German-Israeli dual citizen and tattoo artist, attended the Nova music festival near Re’im on October 7." --

NOTA BENE...

-- "In May 2024, IDF soldiers operating in Gaza located Louk’s remains and returned her to Israel for burial." --

OH CANADA...

-- "The Federal Liberals last year sent nearly twice as much foreign aid to Palestine as it sent to Ukraine, totaling nearly a quarter billion." --

HE CERTAINLY CAN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN FIDEL CASTRO'S BOY...

-- "Rogers earned 12,635 votes in Saturday's municipal election, making him the fourth-most popular candidate. That followed a campaign built largely on self-deprecating humour, with other campaign slogans including, 'How hard could it be,' 'Just trying to pay my rent,' and 'Let's see what happens.'" --

And there's some hopeful election news from the 'Devil's Armpit.' 

And, let's face it... politicians are liars.

THOSE GOSH-DARNED TORONTO MEN ARE AT IT AGAIN...

-- "York Regional Police say Toronto man Lucien Teufack, 23, is facing almost a dozen charges, including three counts of sexual assault, after he contacted an underage victim through social media and leading led her to believe he was also a minor." --

The guys with the way-cool names...

-- "Yetebarek Woldemichael, 45, is facing charges in connection with an unprovoked assault on a TTC bus in Toronto’s west end last week." --

 Those 'Canadian' men are ruining our country's reputation.

WNBA CAVES ON CHICKS WITH DICKS CONTROVERSY...

-- "'The WNBA has just taken the first step in defining what a woman is for the sports community,' Rep. Marlin Stutzman, R-Ind., said in a statement. 'By clearly labeling Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White as men they have acknowledged that identifying as a woman does not change basic human biology.'" --

The Bee, as usual, nails it. 

 The NFL digs in...

-- "The NFL says Sunday's game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and New Orleans Saints in Paris is still on, even as France deals with some of its worst rioting in years." --

PARISIAN SURRENDER MONKEYS ONCE AGAIN BEGIN TO HOOT AND HOLLER...

-- "Addressing a raucous session of parliament, Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu condemned 'the planning, in certain locations, of an insurrectionary plan led by far-left and ultra-left fringe groups'. He added that the authorities would not tolerate such groups 'marching on the Elysée or Matignon', referring to the offices and residences of the President and Premier in Paris." --

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME TO 2021...

-- "The letter, which was signed by 20 former generals, including the former Commandant of the French Foreign Legion Christian Piquemal, called on President Emmanuel Macron to defend patriotism in France." --

It appears as though Italy is on their back foot as well.

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "Police said a man in his 50s was rushed to hospital following a shooting near Sherbourne and Wellesley streets in Toronto’s downtown core early Tuesday morning. A man in his 20s, was arrested at the scene. A second suspect remains outstanding." --

UPDATE: Jah Williams, 22, and Lashano Mackey, 20, have been arrested 

Seems the criminals aren't afraid of the system any more.

'GANGS OF THE GTA'... NOT A BOB OR A DOUG TO BE SEEN...

-- "Peel Regional Police say 10 arrests have been made with more than 100 charges laid through Project High Guard, an eight-month investigation targeting a violent criminal network linked to carjackings and high-end vehicle thefts across the Greater Toronto Area." --

Nota bene...

-- "Some of the carjackings left victims with 'severe injuries' he said, and the suspects involved would often brandish knives, firearms, and carry out assaults in committing their crimes." --

Could be worse, I guess.

But wait... there's more...

-- "Toronto man Abdoul Bah, who tried to shoot unarmed, off-duty Police Const. Igor Zdrazhko during a botched carjacking in Scarborough has been sentenced to 10 years in prison by by Ontario Superior Court Justice Robert Goldstein." --

AND YET AGAIN... IT'S THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "York Police have charged Kamel Hazime, 41, of Vaughan in connection to a fatal hit-and-run that killed a 60-year-old woman earlier this month." --

Those gosh-darned Vaughan men.  He left a woman to die at the side of the road... won't even tell cops where he hid the vehicle. 

 In other diversity/strength news. 

 I guess that's how it's done in the old country.

THOSE GOSH-DARNED 'LIGHT COMPLECTED' MEN...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for a man in connection with a suspected arson investigation near Danforth and Sibley avenues in Danforth Village. The man is described as having a light complextion, between 60 and 70 years of age, five-feet-eight to five-feet-10 with an average build, bald and short grey facial hair." --

Why not just say 'white guy?'   Smell that 'professional' journalism. 

Who are Vasyl Galychyn, 61, and Anton Chernyshov, 41?

And...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a man in his 30s showed up to a hospital with a gunshot wound on Sunday morning." --

REMEMBER... A HUMAN LIFE IS WORTH AT LEAST 20 MONTHS IN JAIL...

-- "Robert Robin Cropearedwolf, 47, who was convicted of manslaughter in the 2023 death of CBC journalist Douglas Michael Finlay is now wanted for an alleged break and enter early last month." --

So, 20 months in jail for killing a man.   No wonder criminals don't give a shit.

 And...

-- "Toronto police are investigating the circumstances surrounding an early morning stabbing on the Exhibition grounds." --

CBC CONTINUES TO LABEL FRENCH INSURRECTION AS 'PROTESTS'...

-- "The Limoges Town Hall, built in 1883, has been 'largely lost' after it was set on fire by rioters as demonstrations continue across France. 'The roof has collapsed onto lower floors, except the west wing, and two-thirds of the exterior has already disappeared,' the local prefect, Maurice Barate, told the AFP news agency. Masked groups also attempted to break into city halls in Lille and Calais and a police station in Brest, the interior minister reported, along with violence in Rennes, Toulouse, Montpellier and Grenoble, among other cities." --

And Italy appears to be 'on deck.' 

Meanwhile... back at the ranch.

HOW ABOUT A PUBLIC BURIAL... SO PEOPLE CAN LINE UP TO PISS ON HIS GRAVE...

Twisted teen killer Griffin J. John, 16, is seen in the eerie photo posted on Facebook by his mother, Shauntai May Nickerson, on Sept. 10 — just over a month before he killed three students, ages 5, 8, and 11, and a teacher at Silver Rail Elementary School on Thursday.

NOTA BENE... Throw her ass in jail for life...

Mommy Dearest bought the transparently obvious psychopath the pump-action shotgun used in the slaughter.

And, apparently, she's not sorry at all...

-- "Griffin’s mother sat on the porch outside her second-floor apartment, smoking a cigarette through tears as she waved off reporters and described her son as a 'good boy.'" --

THE LIBERALS CONTINUING WAR OF LEGAL, REGISTERED GUN OWNERS...

-- "The Canadian Taxpayers Federation is taking the Carney government to court over RCMP gun confiscation cost estimates Ottawa refuses to release, as independent projections put the potential bill in the billions." --

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM... THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Toronto Police say an adult male has been taken to hospital with serious injuries following an early-morning shooting at a a commercial plaza near Steeles and Kipling avenues in North York. Police have not released a suspect description." --

Are you feeling safer yet?