-- "Abdirashid Ismail Said, 50, accused of orchestrating an $11 million Medicaid fraud scheme in Minnesota has skipped a scheduled court appearance this week, forfeiting his bond, prompting a warrant for his arrest, authorities said." --
-- "Two NYPD detectives confronted the 44-year-old and told him to drop the machete. He ignored their commands and repeatedly claimed that he was 'Lucifer' and was shot three times, according to police sources." --Could be worse, I suppose.
-- "Secretary of State Marco Rubio has yanked the green cards of three more Iranian nationals tied to Tehran who were living it up in the US – a week after the arrest of the niece and grandniece of the late Iranian mastermind, Gen. Qasem Soleimani." --Specifically...
-- "ICE agents arrested Seyed Eissa Hashemi, Maryam Tahmasebi and their son for removal this week, citing their connections to a notorious figure from the Iran hostage crisis." --
-- "A man in his 30s was rushed to hospital with serious life-threatening injuries after an early-morning stabbing near Kingston and Brimley roads in Scarborough. Two suspects have been arrested at the scene." --No gun... no problem...
-- "A man is in hospital after a stabbing at a GO station in Brampton early Saturday morning." --The usual, well... you know...
-- "A drive-by shooting at Jane Street and Sheppard Avenue in North York left three women in their 20s injured early Saturday." --The guys with the way-cool names...
-- "A second suspect, Zavion Boswell, 22, has been arrested in connection with a fatal downtown shooting that left an 18-year-old man dead late last year." --Kill the Young Offenders Act...
-- "A teenager who fatally stabbed an 83-year-old retired kindergarten teacher in Pickering, Ont., in 2025 has pleaded guilty to first-degree murder." --
-- "A 41-year-old Scarborough man is charged with a host of offences including armed robbery and discharging a firearm, and is currently in police custody in London, authorities announced Friday. Police said two men, one armed with a firearm, forced two victims from an east end home into a pickup truck belonging to a victim." --Fortunately for you, the London Free Press still does 'actual' journalism...
-- "Dexter George, 41, of Scarborough, is charged with armed robbery, discharging a firearm with intent to wound or endanger life and pointing a firearm." --MATH IS HARD... SAYS CBC AND BARBIE...
-- "‘Black people engage in criminal activity at a higher level than other racial groups and this fact is accurately reflected in official crime statistics.’" --And let's do something about their dumbass aboriginal reporting.
-- "Toronto Police arrested Ilan Philosophe, 42, the owner of a Toronto excavating and shoring company, for firing on the homes of GFL Environmental Inc. Chief Executive Officer Patrick Dovigi and another GFL-affiliated executive." --You ever notice it's never Bob or Doug that's blasting away at people in public?
-- "Mohammad Aburas, 26, Ameer Nabout, 22, Ameen Nabout, 20, Rami Qasem, 42, and Sari Nawabit, 36, have been charged with first-degree murder in the fatal shooting of a teenage boy in Stoney Creek. This was a targeted attack involving multiple individuals and multiple firearms, Det. Staff Sgt. Robert Di Ianni confirmed." --And, once again... it's the usual, well... you know.
-- "Gunfire rang out around 1 a.m. Friday at the campus bar of the college in Sarnia, leaving 20-year-old Dane Nisbet dead and two injured, city police say. This is the second homicide linked to Lambton College in the last 16 months after a 22-year-old international student from India was stabbed to death." --
But wait... there's more...
-- "The University of Ottawa has ordered a lockdown at its main campus due to a 'violent incident.'" --Yet another shocker... criminals ignore gun bans...
-- A Trent Lakes man who was prohibited from possessing firearms has been arrested in connection with the seizure of 53 rifles and a quantity of cocaine." --So the Liberals go after law-abiding firearms owners.
-- "Claire Coutinho MP, Shadow Minister for Equalities, told GB News: "Having struggled for so long to define what a woman is, Labour have now decided it’s easier just to abolish the concept entirely. 'For all the flaws in the Government’s digital ID plans, there can be no excuse for failing to accurately record a person’s biological sex.'" --
-- "A Chicago dad who was expecting his second child was bludgeoned to death outside a bar in an early morning attack — as police seek to question four persons of interest who have eluded capture in the crime-ridden city for two weeks." --
-- "A 46-year-old man is in police custody following a stabbing in Brampton that left his mother and sister critically injured on Hummingbird Court near Hurontario Street and Steeles Avenue. 'I can confirm that the one female is in her 70s and the other female is in her 50s,” a police spokesperson said." --
And, apparently... tow truck wars are back.
So, what's happening in Hamilton these days?
HEY... THOUGHT YOUR KID WOULD GET A SUMMER JOB?
-- "As of April 1, 2026, post-secondary international students in Canada no longer need a co-op work permit to participate in student work placements such as co-ops, internships, and practicums." --THINK AGAIN.
-- "Turns out socialist slogans don’t survive contact with reality." --
And look what he's doing with tax rates.
Could be worse...
-- "California Attorney General Rob Bonta said the ring defrauded the state of more than $267 million through fraudulent billing to Medi-Cal, the state-administered Medicaid program. In total, 21 people have been charged." --
-- "UK pastor Cheryl Bartley later recorded a video about the death — saying that she saw Smith in heaven, ‘dancing with Jesus.’ Bartley has been charged with gross negligence manslaughter." --Oh... it gets better...
-- "Robert Smith, 61, had already been baptized but wanted the new ceremony to become a ‘born-again believer.’" --
-- "The Mohamed family was present at the now infamous 2021 meeting between Ellison and members of the Somali community where would-be fraudsters could be heard asking the state's attorney general to help them secure more funding, before the conversation turned to campaign donations." --The racist shithole where he lives...
-- "A House Democrat running for re-election in a battleground district previously said his home state was ‘stolen land’ and claimed racism was ‘embedded' into nearly everything.’" --
-- "Naesean Okoko, 19, is facing multiple charges, including attempted murder, following a carjacking near Central Park Drive and Torbram Road in Brampton where two victims were shot. One victim remains in hospital in critical condition." --In other 'undocumented firearms owners' news...
-- "Daesean Sherk-White, 20, has been charged with attempted murder." --
And...
-- "Khaleil McDonald, 24, of no fixed address, is facing 12 charges, including assault with intent to resist arrest." --And...
-- "Mustafa Sadat, 25, who injured two police officers earlier this week in Durham Region is facing charges." --
Why is it always the guys with the way-cool names?
Finally... it's nothing a little sweatlodge won't fix.
-- "Decarlos Brown Jr. had been arrested earlier this year but was released without bail by a liberal judge. This was despite Brown having had 14 previous criminal charges, which include charges of armed robbery, felony larceny, and breaking and entering over the last 14 years. He was also imprisoned for five years stemming from a robbery with a deadly weapon charge." --And don't get me started on Chicago.
-- "Less credit for pre-sentence custody, the relieved Arsalan Chaudhary has just 42 months left to serve. Ontario Court Justice Shannon McPherson also ordered Arsalan Chaudhary, 44, to pay back $22 million to Brinks." --He'll be out in 18 months and Brinks will never see a penny.
-- "It’s a 'good situation' when Cabinet Ministers’ spouses can enjoy their own careers, Prime Minister Mark Carney said yesterday. He DISMISSED QUESTIONS regarding the finance minister’s personal involvement in promoting a regional rail corporation THAT HIRED HIS WIFE AS VICE PRESIDENT: 'It’s important that we have a system that those individuals can continue to pursue their career.'" --It's what Liberals do.
-- "Toronto Police say officers responded at approximately 3:04 a.m. to reports of a shooting at Danzig Street and Morningside Avenue. Evidence of gunfire was located at the scene, with damage reported to the walls and windows of the residence. There is no suspect information available at this time." --
Smells like Toronto Community Housing to me.
And 'professional' journalist Jermaine has missed one other small detail...
-- "A wild shootout in a crowd of 200 people – a crowd that included small children – remains one of the worst nights of gun violence Toronto has ever seen at a housing complex near Morningside Avenue and Danzig Street on July 16, 2012." --
You won't put people in jail... it's gonna keep happening.
And putting their names in the article would just be rude, right?
-- "Hamilton police say a man involved in a 'neighbour dispute' in the city’s east end was in possession of a sawed-off shotgun that he had concealed in a bag." --
-- "Surveillance video captured a terrifying and apparent late-night random act of violence in Warren County, Ohio, when a knife-wielding man told a homeowner he intended to kill him 'in the name of Allah.'" -- "It gets better... by which I mean worse...
-- "Surveillance footage from the home then appeared to show 23-year-old Anthony Long kneeling in the driveway and praying before approaching the home." --I'm so old, I remember when the world wasn't batshit insane.
-- "Mohamed Mahdi, 30, of Brampton, has been charged with multiple firearm-related offences, including discharging a restricted or prohibited firearm and possession of a loaded prohibited firearm." --
Someone explain to me, how this is not terrorism.
Brampton men keep popping up in the news.
-- "Homegrown terrorists Emir Balat, 18, and Ibraham Kayumi, 19, were caught on footage — from a built-in dashboard camera on their car ride from Pennsylvania to Manhattan — casually chatting about how they planned to target Lang, who organized the rally, and hoped he would be 'split in half' in the bombing attack." --It gets better...
-- "The pair also discussed how they wished for maximum casualties — and their chilling backup plan to toss the explosives in a café if all else failed." --
-- "Wild video of the fight shared on social media show the assailant tackle and repeatedly punch the 58-year-old MTA operator in the face on the platform of the 177th Street-Parkchester station around 10:15 p.m. Friday." --It gets better... by which I mean worse...
-- "The NYPD is 6,000 cops short of peak staffing, and they’ll be stretched thin patrolling events tied to the soccer tournament and to America’s 250th anniversary, and Zoh refuses to hire more cops." --We're hitting 'Peak Mamdani' apparently...
From the comments...-- "This guy grew up with literal African servants waiting on him." --
-- “You must receive permission from Iranian Sepah navy for passing through the strait. If any vessel tries to transit without permission, will be destroyed,” an Iranian official was heard saying in audio shared with the Wall Street Journal by a crew member." --Somebody wasn't listening...
-- "The threat comes despite President Trump announcing late Tuesday that Iran agreed to the “COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz,” through which over a fifth of the world’s seaborne oil flows annually." --The Muslim world does love to bluster.
-- "Doly Begum, a Liberal byelection candidate, in social media posts prior to her nomination described Liberals as untrustworthy, conniving and 'the surest path to greater evil.' Begum is a former deputy leader of the New Democrat opposition in the Ontario legislature: 'The shine has worn off the Liberals’ formula of fake progressivism.'" --
-- "The image, released by prosecutors on Tuesday, shows the young girl standing behind Tanner Horner on the day she was strangled in Texas in November 2022. In the black-and-white photo, Athena appears visibly uneasy as Horner focuses on the road ahead." --
-- "The accused Austin teens — Jose Rojas-Alvarado, Oscar Armando Santiago-Martinez, Angel Lemus-Perez, and Carlos Roberto Oliva-Villeda — allegedly tied up, burned and beat the victim with a baseball bat while taking it in turns holding a gun to his head." --
Meanwhile... back at the ranch.
Finally... tragedy averted.
-- "Haitian illegal immigrant Rolbert Joachim, 40, who was caught and released by the Biden administration in 2022 was arrested after bludgeoning a mother to death with a hammer in broad daylight." --
-- "The accused has also been charged with possession of prohibited firearm with ammunition; possession of firearm contrary to prohibition order; and breach of probation order." --
Meanwhile, the Carney Liberals are chasing legal, registered firearms owners.
-- "Iranian officials had called on civilians to help protect energy infrastructure amid President Donald Trump's threats to begin targeting it." --Yup... these people...
-- "The New York Times' Terence Smith, writing about Iran in 1984, described the use of child soldiers by Iran to clear minefields." --
And nothing has changed since then.
BREAKING... Trump agrees to 2 week ceasefire
-- "'Everything must be done to prevent Lebanon from descending into chaos,' Macron wrote on X/Twitter. 'Hezbollah must immediately halt its escalating conflict. Israel must abandon its large-scale offensive and cease its massive airstrikes.'" --Jock up, Pitou... it's not like they didn't warn us...
"If you are not able to find an IED or a bullet, then single out the disbelieving American, Frenchman, or any of their allies. Smash his head with a rock, or slaughter him with a knife, or run him over with your car, or throw him down from a high place, or choke him, or poison him."When they tell you who they are... you best believe.
-- "Roughly 50 strikes were carried out on military targets on the Islamic Republic’s oil-critical stronghold which controls roughly 90% of Iranian crude oil exports. As the clock ticked down on Trump’s deadline, strikes in other parts of Iran only intensified." --
-- "Lincoln ordered done what had to be done to break the will of the fanatics in Richmond and spread throughout the confederacy. Like Presidents Wilson, FDR and Truman in the next century, Lincoln had his terms and would accept nothing less. " --
-- "And they go, ‘Yeah, bad news. We reviewed the special again, we’d like you to take out the Muslim joke.’ I go, ‘Oh, why?’ And they go, ‘Well, the last time a comic did a Muslim joke, we got bomb threats. We got death threats. They said they were going to kill us." --You think I'm joking?
-- "French police confirmed Wednesday that 12 people were shot and killed by gunmen at the Paris offices of Charlie Hebdo, a satirical weekly newspaper." --It's funny what American media doesn't have a problem with...
-- "On March 24, PBS stations debuted a long negative campaign commercial disguised as a documentary titled 'White With Fear,' on how 'America’s conservative political machine uses racial fault lines to gain power.'" --Meanwhile... back at the ranch...
-- "Police are searching for a male driver who allegedly got into a fight with another driver in Toronto’s east end, boxing him in with his vehicle and producing a gun. The suspect is described as having an olive complexion, approximately 40-years-old and bald, with a beard." --
-- "Canada is currently the site of a massive, unintentional economic experiment: what happens when a nation with the world’s second-largest landmass and third-largest oil reserves chooses to prioritize the past over the future?" --
