COLLEEN SLEMMER WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "The convict’s lawyers have pleaded with Republican Gov. Bill Lee to commute her sentence, claiming Pike has 'endured punishment greater than any other person in the history of the American death penalty.'" --

Are you fucking serious?

-- "Pike was on death row for luring romantic rival Colleen Slemmer into a wooded area and torturing her with a box cutter – carving a pentagram into her chest – before smashing her head with a piece of asphalt, claiming a piece of the victim’s skull as a souvenir." --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Philadelphia Police Officer Shane Seiber, 40, has died after being ambushed by crazed city worker Eric Lewis early Saturday morning.  Seiber leaves behind a 7-year-old son and a 3-year-old daughter. The other officer involved was shot 12 times and is fighting for his life." --

Erie Police SWAT team said Lewis was eventually taken into custody after falling out of a tree. 

But wait... there's more...

-- "Nine people, including two children and a pregnant woman are dead  following a shooting in Erie, Pennsylvania Friday night.  The suspected gunman has also reportedly killed himself." --

A neighbour appeared to confirm this slaughter was a domestic.

GUESS WE JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR HIM TO KILL SOMEONE ELSE...

-- "Peel Regional Police have issued a public safety advisory following the release of 'high-risk offender Gil DaSilva' back into the community. DaSilva has an extensive criminal history and was arrested in connection with the murder of his son’s girlfriend, 43-year-old Cheryl McVarish, in Mississauga." --

The government just keeps turning them loose on the public. 

And who's letting in all the gypsy criminals?

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #62/2023 -- AGAIN WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Shardanae Cousins-Emily, 22, left the blood-soaked bathroom stall, hid the 3 year-old's horrific injuries by covering his face with his hood, declined assistance from a security guard and took the subway home where she simply waited for him to die." --

In other diversity/strength news... meet Kepra Udup Bang.

ONCE AGAIN... IT'S THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "The Toronto Police Service confirms that one of its officers, Nasser Gholami of Brampton, has been charged with multiple firearm-related offences after a Canada Border Services Agency investigation.   Gholami, 47, was the intended recipient of a parcel from the United States that contained two firearm suppressors." --

Sounds like a DEI hire to me...

-- "Mr Gholami previously worked at GardaWorld for three and a half  years and was hired by Toronto Police Service at the ripe old age of 40." --

WHEN WILL THE CANADIAN MEDIA JUST COME OUT AND SAY IT...

  --  "Const. Marc Pinizzotto had taken a step or two when the door to the first bedroom on his right opened and Nicholas Bennett appeared. From the doorway, Bennett, 19, raised his right arm, holding a pistol in Pinizzotto’s direction, and fired three times.”  --  

Cold blooded murder... this fucking savage should swing from the nearest tree...

"The 19-year-old who murdered a Toronto Police officer Marc Pinizzotto this week had been working for a gun-for-hire network. The network is believed to be linked to an attack on the U.S. consulate, the GTA tow-truck wars and a set of shootings targeting waste management empire GFL Environmental."

You think the media doesn't know who the lions share of murderers are in Toronto?

AUTHENTIC TASTE OF THE MIDDLE EAST... RIGHT HERE IN SCARBOROUGH...

-- "Yummys Kitchen, located at 2879 Lawrence Ave. is noted for its Halal chicken sandwiches, tenders, nuggets and popcorn chicken, as well as its wraps and Cajun fries has been shut down by city health inspectors over a rodents hazard." --

I GUESS THIS IS THE FREE SPEECH EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT...

-- "Matt Dalbey, a former councilmember and member of the Satanic Temple of Iowa, went on to blather about rejecting 'social norms' before ending with 'Hail Satan,' which should have prompted every citizen there to seize Dalbey, tar and feather him, and dump him at the doorstep of the Satanic Temple before running its entire congregation out of town on the next rail." --

THE DETERRENCE FACTOR... IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE...

-- "'We’ll make sure that people are able to watch it. That it’s public. Because people need to understand that there’s 'serious consequences for these types of things.' The execution will occur December 3, 2026 at 1:00 p.m. at Fort Hood, which is the same time Hasan’s attack on military personnel took place." --

Nota bene...

-- "Hegseth was asked Wednesday if Hasan had made any final requests or reached out to the Trump administration. The Pentagon chief simply replied: 'Don’t care. We’ll see him on Dec. 3.'" --

WHAT... YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY FRANCE?

-- "Italian attorney Francesco Minutillo, a member of the Futuro Nazionale party alleges in the complaint that the Islamic organization is 'pushing Italian law to the sidelines' in favor of Sharia law. 'This is not a matter of religion, but an exclusively legal issue and the potential establishment of a parallel justice system.'" --

And it looks like Scotland is on the bubble. 

Time travel with me to 2021.

BRAND RECOGNITION, I GUESS...

-- "Left-wing politician Hitler Mussolini Simeon Flores has become the Mayor of Queropalca, Peru – with 34% of the vote, just one year after he resigned from a right-wing populist party." --

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER WHEN TERRORISM WAS A BAD THING...

-- "Having only just taken down her 9/11 party decorations, Mamdani's wife had spent the morning putting up banners and balloons for the couple's 10/7 festivities. Sadly, the Mylar balloons extolling the mass murder and rape of Israeli citizens continued to wander into the mayor's camera angle." --

I REALLY THINK WE NEED A "GUYS WITH WAY-COOL NAMES" REGISTRY...

-- "Halton Regional Police say Iraklii Shariia, 38, and Davit Kukhilava, 47, are facing numerous charges, after a robbery at Elements Casino.   Additionally, a stolen Glock 17 handgun and a Norinco AK Type Rifle were a;so seized at a residence in North York." --

And meet Ammar Al-Zubaidi. 

I'M GUESSING HE DIDN'T REQUEST AN ALL-FEMALE EXECUTION TEAM...

-- "Jamaal Howard, 46, was pronounced dead at 8:03 p.m. He was sentenced to death for the killing of 42-year-old Vickie Swartout in Silsbee, Texas. Howard, who was 20 years old at the time, also took $114 from the cash register during the robbery." --

Time to bring back death penalty to Canada...

-- "The decision also said the manuscript depicted a character who 'sought to exact revenge on a victim who provided information to the police against him' and that 'the name of the victim is similar to one of Adrian’s sexual assault victims.'" --

I BLAME THAT BIG YELLOW BALL IN THE SKY...

-- "Climate doomers who have flown to a U.N. climate conference in tropical Fiji have heard 'global warming' increases the risk of child marriages, teenage pregnancies and violence against girls. According to the charity Plan International, natural climate events are forcing families to marry off young daughters as a 'survival strategy.'" --

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TONIGHT...

-- "Surveillance video shows three vehicles circling the parking lot before a white Toyota Tacoma barrels through the storefront, shattering glass and sending employees running. Several masked suspects then rush through the opening, including one who appears to be carrying an axe." --

In other tales of diversity...

-- "Tyree Reynolds, the man charged with killing 12-year-old Khloe Ishway, was released from prison just eight days before the deadly shooting." --

WELL, SHEIKY... THAT'S SOME RELIGION OF PEACE YOU'VE GOT THERE...

-- "Sheikhdoon Abdullahi Mohamud, 18, who planned a mass shooting at the Mall of America was arrested after buying an AK-47-style rifle, magazines and ammunition from an undercover FBI employee. His parents are Somali nationals who became US citizens in in 2010 and 2017 respectively." --

Remember... these evil muppets only have to get lucky once. 

And, as usual... the Bee nails it.

I GUESS HE CAN BLAME HIS HOT LATIN BLOOD...

-- "Angel Carrasco, 31, sought for pushing his estranged 24-year-old girlfriend and their 5-month-old daughter from a 15th-floor balcony had brought her flowers that day to reconcile after he was accused of two domestic violence attacks." --

You're not gonna believe the perp walk.

WHAT PART OF 'VIOLENT CRIMINAL' DOES THIS LEGAL SYSTEM NOT GET?

-- "Toronto Police are searching for  22-year-old Ricardo Romero Gonzales in a January stabbing and home invasion in Scarborough who cut off his ankle bracelet and failed to appear in court last month." --

Enjoy your GTA...

-- "A man was taken to the hospital following a shooting in Markham on Wednesday afternoon, as police search for a suspect." --

And, again... the folks with the way-cool names...

-- "Ashante Whittaker, 29, was arrested and charged after stealing purses and handbags from seniors shopping carts in retail stores near Weston Road and Lawrence Avenue." --

THINK YOU'RE SAFE IN SMALL TOWN ONTARIO... THINK AGAIN...

-- "The victim has been identified as 32-year-old Taylor John Frey, of Port Perry. His death is Durham Region’s fourth homicide of 2026. Ryan Bullock, 33, of Port Perry, has been charged with second-degree murder." --

And...

-- "Shammar Osbourne, 27, is accused of trafficking opioids and cocaine and remains behind bars while separately accused of a 2023 murder in Mississauga." --

More undocumented firearms owners here...

-- "York Regional Police say a man was taken to a hospital Wednesday afternoon after being shot at Bay Thorn Drive and Yonge Street in Markham. A suspect description is not available at this time." --

DON'T LOOK AT ME... I DIDN'T VOTE FOR THEM...

-- "Finance Minister François-Philippe Champagne yesterday would not answer the Commons finance committee when asked if he would cap spending on cabinet’s regional high speed rail venture at $90 billion. The Budget Office has predicted costs are already 26 percent over budget: 'Are you uneasy with this?'" --

♪ "OHHHH... SAY CAN YOU SEE"... ♪

-- "Michigan Muslim socialist Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed, the Democrat nominee for U.S. Senate in Michigan, said that the United States was responsible for the Taliban’s takeover of Kabul and the violence of it just days before the bombing at Abbey Gate in Afghanistan killed 13 American service members." --

Oh... it gets better...

-- "Mayor Zohran Mamdani sparked outrage Wednesday by using the third anniversary of the Oct. 7 slaughter of Israelis to instead accuse the Jewish state of  'war crimes' in an 'ongoing genocide.'" --

The President weighs in...

-- "Weeks of increasingly destructive protests are the result of 'nothing less than out of control mass migration', U.S. President Donald Trump said, dealing directly with a root cause of French urban violence often skirted by legacy media." --

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER IMMIGRATION CZAR, KAMALA HARRIS...

-- "D’Angelo Caraballo, 25, and Sneider Mejia, 24, The illegal migrants wanted for slashing an off-duty NYPD detective during a botched robbery in the Bronx have been arrested while hiding in a basement in Massachusetts. They will be brought back to New York City to face attempted murder charges." --

I'M FROM THE CITY... I'M HERE TO HARRASS YOU...

-- "The Canadian Automotive Museum has been fined by the City of Oshawa for not dealing with a group of unhoused people accused of trespassing and loitering on their property. The City has issued the museum more than $1,800 in fines related to nuisance activity on its property, mostly in their parking lot, including trespassing, littering, loitering, and open drug use happening daily." --

Maybe the Mayor can freeze their bank accounts... it worked for Justin. Let's ask the experts...

-- "The harm reduction industry has been exposed for the frauds they are by the one stat they cannot dispute: fewer people are dying. They predicted the exact opposite." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch.

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

-- "Colleges and Universities Minister Nolan Quinn has referred the issue of student financial assistance payments at private career colleges to the Ontario Provincial Police after KPMG  audit findings identified 'serious concerns,' the government said Tuesday.  Court records show that Career Colleges Association of Ontario has been warning the province about 'suspicious' OSAP activity dating back to January 2023." --

Police will be investigating co-location between private career colleges and immigration recruitment or immigration services firms.

AFTER 17 YEARS, THOSE ARE GONNA BE SOME CRANKY, DUSTY OLD VIRGINS...

-- "Fort Hood attacker Nidal Malik Hasan’s execution will be the first one carried out by the military in more than 60 years. Hasan killed 13 people and wounded 32 others while shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’ during the attack. Pentagon spokesperson Sean Parnell wrote on X, 'Judgement day for Hasan has finally come.'" --

NOTA BENE...

Let's not forget the Obama administration called this terrorist attack, 'Workplace Violence.'

IS IT TOO EARLY TO START USING THE WORD 'GUILLOTINE?'

-- "Almost a thousand people were arrested across France and 65 police officers were injured on Monday as the multicultural teenager riots continue to ramp up with the backing of the far-left. Violent rampages continue in cities across the country, with no coherent message other than an apparent desire to usher in chaos." --

CBC DEFENDS THE INDEFENSIBLE...

-- "Police fired tear gas and water cannons at 'PROTESTERS' blockading French high schools on Tuesday." --

And, as usual... the Bee nails it.

WE ALL HAVE A GOOD IDEA WHO'S SHOOTING UP TORONTO, DON'T WE?

-- "Toronto Police are asking for the public’s help to identify a second outstanding suspect who is wanted in connection with an 'exchange of gunfire' between two males in the Port Lands. The first male, Omar Abdul Singateh, 25, of Brampton, was arrested and charged with 10 offenses." --

When will someone in the media just say it? 

And the latest.

TORONTO HOMICIDE #30/2026...

  --  "A Canada-wide warrant has been issued for 32-year-old Cody Rudifo of Timmins, Ont., who is wanted for the First Degree Murder of Christopher Gordon in Toronto."  --  

It ain't Cody's first rodeo. 

And then... there's this guy.