-- "Pakistan on Tuesday ordered all illegal immigrants, including 1.73 million Afghan nationals, to leave the country or face expulsion after revealing that 14 of 24 suicide bombings in the country this year were carried out by Afghan nationals." --
-- "Two men from Ontario, 24-year-old Lascel Tyndale and 22-year-old Segovia-Sanhueza, and 25-year-old Terry McDonald from Abbotsford have been charged in connection with the fatal shooting of Pawandeep Chopra, 24, in Surrey last year." --
-- "Toronto Police say Tibor Orgona, 20, is wanted for is wanted for uttering threats, assault, and assault with a weapon after an alleged attack involving rocks in the Yonge St. and Dundas St. area near the Eaton Centre." --'MAN OF TORONTO' VISITS PORT PERRY...
-- "A 29-year-old man of Toronto is charged with assault and failure/refusal to comply with breath demand. He was released on an undertaking." --No names please... that would be rude.
-- "Rivian Automotive, a market leader in producing electric vehicles, reportedly loses an average of $33,000 for every truck it sells. Rivian grappled with manufacturing troubles, burning through half of its $18 billion cash pile in two years and operating at less than one-third of its build capacity." --IN OTHER AUTOMOTIVE NEWS...
-- "Two men from Quebec, 20-year-old Ali Kirisikoglu and 26-year-old Nicolas St-Jean-Lamothe, have been arrested and charged in connection with an auto-theft investigation in which police recovered 25 vehicles stolen from the Toronto area." --
-- "A 'woke-free' beer company raked in an astounding $500,000 in 12 hours after releasing its 'Conservative Dad's Revenge limited edition can' featuring former President Trump's mugshot. 'I think people have reached a tipping point. They're done,' Seth Weathers, CEO of Ultra Right Beer Company said." --
-- Christopher Wright, 38, a prominent Tennessee businessman, Yale graduate and the father of three young children, was shot and killed by Darryl 'Too Tall' Roberts... a career criminal with 66 prior arrests while on his way to attend his high school class’s 20th-anniversary reunion, authorities said. Despite being arrested more than five dozen times, records show that Roberts never served more than six months behind bars." --RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE...
-- "There was a delicious bit of schadenfreude in court on Thursday listening to an accused bad guy ask plaintively of a judge (paraphrasing here) 'Wait, why can’t I get the easy-on-criminals treatment that every other bad guy has gotten?'" --
-- "Raj Kirubananthan, 32, a Markham, Ont. man charged in a human trafficking investigation allegedly held a woman in a Montreal hotel room for three months, investigators say. Police believe there may be more victims and released an image of Kirubananthan on Tuesday." --Are you happy living under Justin's 'Catch & Release' system?
-- "Toronto Police have released photos of a suspect they say is wanted in connection with a sexual assault at Lawrence Subway Station." --
-- "Shellyne Rodriguez, 46, the unhinged Manhattan college professor who threatened to 'chop' a Post reporter with a machete will dodge jail time and won’t even have a criminal record if she makes it through as little as six months in therapy under the terms of her sweetheart deal with Bronx prosecutors." --Meanwhile back at the ranch...
-- "Hamilton Police have released the photo of Simithy Mansaray, 37, who was arrested and charged in connected with the attempted abduction of a four-year-old boy near Jackson Street West and MacNab Street South in that city." --
-- "In the future, cursive will have to be taught to scholars the way Elizabethan secretary hand or paleography is today." --
-- "The bystander states that the older man is a 'death with dignity' patient who invited loved ones to be present while he consumed the MAID medication. After his first swallow, he remarked, 'Man that burns!' The younger man said, 'Let me see,' and then also took a swallow." --
-- "'Toronto man' Carlos Swaby-Palacios, 26, is facing a first-degree murder charge in connection with the killing of 41-year-old Oluwobi Alaga near Kensington Market earlier this year." --
That 'Toronto Man'... he sure gets around.
WE ARE ALL TORONTONIANS NOW
-- "Police are asking for the public’s help in the investigation into a 'targeted shooting in Niagara Falls' Saturday morning that sent one man to hospital." --And...
-- "A person who lives near the home where Sukhdool Singh Gill, 39, was killed stated they heard 11 gunshots right before officers discovered Gill's body. The week he was killed, Gill appeared on a wanted list posted last week by India's National Investigation Agency." --
-- "Toronto Police are searching for a male suspect after a Porsche Cayenne with a two-month-old puppy inside was stolen in an armed carjacking at Sheppard Avenue and Jane Street in Toronto Sunday morning." --The wild, wild, west...
-- "Officers from Peel Regional Police are searching for two men in their 20s following an armed robbery Dixie Outlet Mall in Mississauga." --And there's the usual non-description...
-- "The suspects were reportedly wearing dark clothing and medical masks." --THE SILENCE OF THE BLMs...
-- "Suh sick gang 10 down yutes jump flemmo yutes at Wendys near Canadas Wonderland" --
-- "Cook County prosecutors have offered a plea deal to Eric Morgan, 25, who is facing several felony charges in connection with the killing of Chicago police Officer Ella French two years ago. French died from her wounds. Yanez was taken to a hospital in critical condition." --And...
-- "Const. Hyung Cho, 48, a Toronto Police officer with 15 years of service has been arrested and charged with assaulting a woman. Cho, who works in 32 Division, has been suspended with pay." --
-- "You come in them doors you know and you're not invited you might get filled up with holes. And that's just the honest truth," added Gabrielle." --Meanwhile back at the ranch...
-- "Toronto Police say the victim attended the hospital with a gunshot wound at around 12:40 p.m., in the aftermath of a shooting which 'possibly' took place near the intersection of Kipling Avenue and Dixon Road on Saturday." --
-- "One person is in hospital following a shooting in the area of Warden and Finch avenues in Scarborough. No suspect descriptions have been released." --And...
-- "One person has been transported to hospital following a stabbing in the Queen Street West area near Kensington Market on Sunday morning." --Hey, Justin... here's our knife registry?
-- "A man was taken to hospital in critical condition after being stabbed on Sunday afternoon in Ville St-Laurent." --The thing is... we are all Torontonians now.
-- "A man has been injured after being stabbed during a carjacking near Finch Avenue West and Sentinel Road in North York Saturday night. Police say they do not have suspect descriptions at this time." --And...
-- "A stabbing at Keele and Wilson streets in the city’s Downsview neighbourhood has left one person seriously injured, Toronto police say. No suspect description has been released." --And...
-- "Byron Alvarez, 48, has been arrested in connection with a stabbing at a park in Etobicoke that left another man injured on Friday night." --
-- "Tyree Smith, from Bridgeport, Connecticut, killed a homeless man and then ate his brain and eyeballs. Ten years after being committed to a state psychiatric hospital for 60, he has been released." --
-- "'Let me guess,' another said. 'Bambi is now a female deer boss. Her dad is now the one who get murdered. Thumper is non binary. Flower is trans. And instead of growing up and falling in love they all start a smoothie shop in LA and fight the patriarchy. How close am I?'" --Oh... it gets better...
-- "Another user jokingly suggested that Disney will have Bambi's mother be shot 'by a white Trump supporter.'" --
MEXICO CITY -- "Hitmen stormed a hospital in the Sinaloa state capital of Culiacan in a bid to kill a patient but they clashed with other gunmen already inside, sparking a gun battle that left four people dead, including a doctor apparently caught in the crossfire, police said Friday." --
-- "A shocking new report by the Canadian Institute for Health Information reveals that hundreds of underaged Canadian girls have had their breasts surgically removed as part of so-called 'gender affirming care' to accommodate their preferred gender identities. Healthcare statistics show that 602 patients under the age of 18 were recorded as receiving a double-mastectomy. Nearly half, (303) were kids under the age of 17 with the lowest recorded age being 14-years-old." --
-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a man was stabbed near Park Lawn Road and Bayside Lane in Etobicoke Friday evening. No suspect information has been released." --
