SHORT-LEGGED CATS WITH ATTITUDE...

-- "In Derbyshire, at the National Ferret School, I say 'hello' to some smelly thieves, and go on a surprisingly Biblical tangent." --

SO TELL ME MR CARNEY... HOW MUCH AFRICA WILL BE ENOUGH?

-- "A Ghanaian witch doctor named Nana Kwaku Bonsam cursed English star Harry Kane before England’s game against Ghana. Bonsam warned of his powers as he announced the curse, claiming responsibility for the 2014 knee injury to Portuguese star Ronaldo." --

HOW'S THAT 'POST NATIONAL' STATE WORKING OUT FOR EVERYBODY?

-- "In May, Peel police announced the arrest of 17 people in connection with a string of violent extortion incidents that predominantly targeted members of the South Asian business community. At the time, police said that they believed the group was responsible for approximately 50 per cent of shots fired in Peel Region so far this year." --

You wanna stop gun violence... tighten up the border.

SMELL THAT 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM...

-- "'Now that we know the political significance of my $8.75 coral maternity dress from Old Navy, can’t wait to hear what the New York Times has to say about my elastic-waistband pants and compression socks!' Vance exclaimed on X." --

Resistance is not futile...

-- "The Supreme Court handed President Donald Trump two major immigration victories on Thursday morning, both having to do with his administration's efforts to reduce asylum claims." --

TORONTO GANGBANGERS ARE LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF... '

-- "In a media statement today, the group PolySeSouvient urges the federal Liberals to halt new sales of SKS models, saying it would close an obvious gap and send a clear signal. Since May 2020, Ottawa has outlawed about 2,500 types of firearms on the basis they belong only on the battlefield." --

Legal, registered firearms are a convenient target...

-- "Blurring the distinction between criminals and lawful sport shooters does not make Canadians safer. It makes it easier for honest people to be punished." --

When will the Liberals start banning specific models of cars? 

You really want to save lives... BAN SOCCER! 

HERE'S THE REAL PROBLEM...

-- "Footage played in court Wednesday showed just how nonchalant A.P. and K.A. were as they repeated instructions to shoot Selvasingam in the head, and discussed the possibility of earning a bonus if they provided video proof, Reid said." --

TORONTO NAKED PARADE ONCE AGAIN LOOKING TO GET DICK SUCKED...

-- "Just one year after warning it faced a $900,000 funding shortfall, Pride Toronto says it is still staring down a roughly $700,000 deficit despite cutting programming, reducing staff and securing new sponsors." --

Apparently North America’s largest Pride festival is a total financial bust.

 So let it die. 

THOSE GOSH-DARNED MISCHIEVIOUS GTA MEN...

-- "Surjit Singh Bains, Manraj Mann, Dwayne Pennant, Baltej Sandhu, and Gergy Gorburn, the five GTA men arrested following the discovery of a Mississauga man bound and beaten inside an abandoned Orillia gas station in September appear headed for trial." --

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

-- "Having Zohran Mamdani call pro-Israel advocates 'monsters' just this Sunday while saying nothing about Hamas wasn’t enough to propel people to get out and vote against his hand-picked choices." --

Even mainstream Dems are sounding the alarm...

-- "'It was a huge night for the dirtbag left last night in New York City, without a doubt,' Fetterman told The Will Cain Show." --

I WONDER WHAT THE PENALTIES WOULD BE UNDER SHARIA LAW...

-- "Wazir Fofilzeh, 29, and Ahmed Ali, 30, have been arrested and a quantity of drugs, along with a handgun, have been seized following an armed home invasion in Ajax earlier this year. Police say Fofilzeh was under a previous weapons prohibition order." --

No gun... no problem...

-- "A male is fighting for his life after a stabbing near Eglinton Avenue and Kennedy Road in Scarborough on Wednesday afternoon. Suspects were last seeing fleeing the area in masks." --

SO MUCH FOR THE MYTH OF 'SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY'...

-- "The customer was handed the food she was told had been remade and ate it as she left the restaurant — but shortly afterwards received a call from someone at the store claiming staff at the Union, South Carolina Wendys had spat in the food and had removed it from the trash can." --

Always the folks with the way-cool names...

-- "Aaliyah Shuntai Sanders, Trinity Lashell Rice, and Shadela Crystal Holley were arrested after the nasty incident at the South Carolina fast food joint last month." --

In other fast food nightmares...

-- "Oklahoma Arby's manager Amanda Hendricks is facing a felony poisoning charge after surveillance video showed her spitting into Jennica Church food while experiencing an active herpes outbreak. Church later tested positive for HSV-1 after eating the food." --

And then, there's this sociopath...

-- "High school senior Hiram Carrero, who admitted to setting a sleeping homeless man on fire on the New York City subway last year has been sentenced to five and a half years in prison." --

CIVIL WAR 2.0... IT'S CLOSER THAN YOU THINK...

-- "‘These sentences are a travesty and totally unjustified, but that's the point, Tlaib wrote on social media. ‘Americans hate the fascist Trump regime, so the only way they can try to cling to power is brute force." --

She's also a major Iran fangirl.

HAVE GUN... WILL TRAVEL...

-- "The precision strike killed Ali Husayn al-‘Ulaywi and is part of ongoing U.S. efforts to disrupt and eliminate terrorists seeking to attack Americans abroad or the U.S. homeland. CENTCOM forces continue to work alongside regional partners." --

COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY CHIEF DAGHER WAS SO CAGEY ABOUT DEAD CIVILIAN MICHEL MIZRAHI...

-- "As we reported yesterday, a female officer appears to have shot a civilian who spooked her while she was taking cover during an active shooting." --

Canadian media outlet LaPresse confirms the 'friendly fire' incident. 

Chief Fady Dagher needs to work on his 'poker face'...

-- "'There has been some information stating that the civilian was shot by police. This is not the kind of information that we can share at this moment.'" --

If you look at the shooter's manifesto... his real target was the Canadian porn industry.

MEDIA CAN COME UP WITH A DESCRIPTION FOR SOME SUSPECTS, IT SEEMS...

-- "He is considered “armed and dangerous” and should not be approached. He is wanted on a Canada-wide warrant for two counts of first-degree murder. He is DESCRIBED AS WHITE, with a medium build, short salt and pepper hair and clean-shaven. He was last seen wearing a grey long-sleeve shirt, dark shorts and carrying a black duffle bag." --

Not a Bob or a Doug in sight...

-- "Roman Kamyshnyy, charged with two counts of first-degree murder in the deaths of two boys in Saint John, N.B., last year has been found guilty on both counts." --

And...

-- "Abdoul Bah admits he fired at Toronto Constable Igor Zdrazhko in September 2022 but the gun jammed when the off-duty officer tried to arrest him after an attempted carjacking." --

THE FIRST THING WE DO... IS HANG ALL THE LAWYERS...

-- "The video recording of two former Muslim nurses Ahmad ‘Rashad’ Nadir and Sarah Abu Lebdeh  saying they would kill Israeli patients has been thrown out by Judge Michael McHugh, and can no longer be used as evidence against them in the upcoming trial." --

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #15/2026...

-- "Omar Peters, 44, of Toronto has been charged with murder in connection to the shooting death of 28-year-old Isaiah Peters Alexander." --

All in the family?

THE FOLKS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Durante King-Mclean, the Brampton man charged in the infamous gold heist at Toronto Pearson International Airport, has been sentenced to more than 13 years in the United States for attempting to smuggle guns into Canada." --

In Canada, he would've ended up with probation. Good riddance. 

And back at Toronto Community housing...

-- "Toronto Police say they were called shortly after 6:30 p.m. to the area of Scarlett Road and Scarlettwood Court, north of Eglinton Avenue West, for a shooting. No shooter descriptions have been released." --

And...

-- "On Tuesday, police arrested and charged Thalia Baber, 29, of Toronto with assault. Investigators say they are treating the incident as a hate-motivated assault." --

Finally...

 -- "Police are investigating after a man in his 20s walked into a hospital with gunshot wounds Tuesday evening." --

LEFTY CHICK WHO GREW UP UNDER PINOCHET WANTS NEW 'SUPER-DUPER GUN CONTROL' LAWS...

-- "Montreal’s Mayor Soraya Martinez Ferrada says MORE gun control is needed to prevent shootings like the one that saw three people die, including a police officer and a civilian, on Monday. The shooter, identified as 25-year-old Seth Scott Hatfield of Lethbridge, Alta., also died in the gunfire." --

Dear Mayor Soroya... I had no idea it was legal to walk around downtown Montreal with a loaded rifle. 

Wait... it's not?   So what do my legally registered firearms have to do with this crazy fuck?

IS KRISTALNACHT 2.0 ON THE BIG APPLE'S HORIZON?

-- "Parviz Mukhamadkulov, the radical leftist owner of a woke Brooklyn coffee shop that boasts about discriminating against pro-Israel Jewish customers on social media has a history of deranged anti-Israel LinkedIn posts — including accusing the Jewish state of genocide and comparing it to Nazi Germany." --

The 'New Caliphate' is rising...

-- Poetica Coffee stirred up controversy last week when it publicly banned pro-Israel Congressman Dan Goldman after he stopped by the shop for a cup of coffee.". --

Resistance is not futile, apparently...

-- "New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is facing swift backlash after declining to condemn a local coffee chain that told a Jewish congressman with pro-Israel views that he was not welcome." --

Mamdani is yet again unapologetic about terrorists...

-- "The Al Jazeera 'journalist' who was killed in Gaza and mourned by Mayor Zohran Mamdani was a Hamas sniper, the IDF says." --

UNLIKE CANADA & THE UK... AT LEAST SWISS WERE ALLOWED TO PUT IT TO A VOTE...

-- "In a national referendum this week, the people of Switzerland voted against a hard cap of 10 million on the population. Rural voters backed the Swiss People's Party cap, but city dwellers and business lobbies feared EU trade consequences." --

JUST TELL THAT TO THE CRA AUDITOR... I'M SURE IT'LL BE FINE...

-- "The Canada Revenue Agency rates as a 'success' an $18 million chatbot that gives taxpayers wrong answers 10 percent of the time, according to Access To Information records.  The Agency’s own Taxpayer Bill Of Rights states all Canadians 'have the right to complete, accurate, clear and timely information.'" --

OBVIOUSLY, THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T TRUST US TO MAKE OUR OWN JUDGEMENT...

-- "The manifesto repeatedly attacks Jews and Zionists, claiming there are 'many Jews' within the Western ruling class and stating that the author sometimes refers to it as the 'Judaeo-bourgeois class.'    While early coverage, including that of the CBC,  has largely focused on the suspect's apparent 'incel' beliefs, the manifesto itself points to a broader and more radical worldview: an amalgam of explicit antisemitism, anti-Zionist conspiracy theories, far-left anti-capitalist ideology and grievances about male loneliness and modern dating." --

The manifesto, which includes the alleged shooters name, can be found here.

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM... MIRACULOUSLY, THE MEDIA HAS A DESCRIPTION...

-- "A man in his 40s is in hospital following a stabbing near Church Street and Adelaide Street in downtown Toronto on Monday night. Investigators are saying that this incident 'possibly' occurred in a nearby park." --

Meanwhile... further north...

-- "York Regional Police are searching for a suspect after a home in King Township was struck by gunfire early Tuesday. Investigators confirmed that suspects are being sought, though no descriptions have been released." --

SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MONEY...

-- "After getting this Sportster running again, I tore it back down and rebuilt it into a clean, rideable Indiana chopper for $791.62. Original mags, mid-controls, clean bars, real suspension, and only what it needs to ride. No shortcuts—just fixing what mattered first, then building it into something better." --

UPDATE: QUEBEC GOVERNMENT MINISTER WILL ONLY SAY, 'NOT TERRORISM'...

-- "The shooting in Montreal that left three people dead – a police officer, a civilian, and the lone suspect – was not an act of terrorism, according to Public Security Minister Ian Lafrenière.   Police did not provide any information about the civilian who died, nor who had shot them." --

Remember, the ruling class doesn't share important stuff with the peasants...

-- "'There has been some information stating that the civilian was shot by police. This is not the kind of information we can share at this moment.'" --

Well... that's hardly a denial.  

UPDATE: Cop and civilian identified...

-- "Montreal Police confirmed the officer killed was Mohamed Lamine Benredouane, 34.  He had been a member of the force since 2021.  The civilian killed was named Michael Moshe Mizrahi, a member of the Jewish community" --

FLIP... THEN FLOP... THEN FLIP AGAIN...

-- "Just one week after some 'lost Canadians' were told to surrender their new citizenship certificates, a few received letters over the weekend confirming their citizenship claims are valid once again.   A spokesperson for the minister's office said last week that about 4,100 people have been confirmed as Canadian citizens under this amendment to the law since it took effect." --

Aren't we having enough diversity troubles already?

-- "Police are searching for two East Indian suspects who allegedly tried to pick up two young girls while driving around Hamilton last week." --

WHILE CARNEY LIBERALS CHASE AFTER FARMERS, HUNTERS & SPORT SHOOTERS...

-- "Montreal Police say one male officer is dead and a female officer is in critical condition following a gun battle in the Côte-des-Neiges neighbourhood.  A civilian also died in the altercation, and the suspect was killed." --

Montreal police have not disclosed the motive behind the shooting.  And, as we've come to expect, not a single word describing who the shooter is. 

Video of the scene here. 

 UPDATE:  Police Chief seemed to confirm the shooter was wearing military fatigues.

 UPDATE2:  Cops not touching motive with a 10 foot pole... 

-- "The shooting occurred near a heavily Jewish section of the city, with several kosher restaurants, a Chabad, Jewish schools and Jewish community centers surrounding the area." --

A witness says there were two shooters... did cops miss one?

AND AGAIN... THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Kensworth Alton Francis, 31, convicted of fatally shooting two security guards and injuring a woman at a Vaughan nightclub in 2022 was sentenced on Friday to two concurrent life sentences for first-degree murder. An additional attempted murder charge was downgraded to unlawfully causing bodily harm." --

Better late than never, I guess...

-- "Wrathmall married Rafiou Sow in 2006, hoping to help him obtain Canadian citizenship. But according to the newspaper, Wrathmall’s friends and family were alarmed at how jealous and manipulative Sow was." --

No gun... no problem...

-- "Vinay Kumar Gupta, 70, pleaded guilty to dangerous driving charges after crashing into a daycare north of Toronto last year, killing a toddler and injuring other children." --

WELL... ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, EVERYBODY ON THE REZ HAS A NEW SILVERADO...

-- "The Cannabis Council of Canada, a national cannabis lobby group representing licensed producers and processors is suspending operations, citing challenges tied to the unregulated cannabis market. The main reason most legal businesses in the sector are not profitable is that illicit producers are eating up market share while driving down prices." --

I'm sure it's just a coincidence...

MONTREAL — Liberal Party of Canada CFO Chuck Rifici has become a multimillionaire in just a few months thanks to his stock-traded medical marijuana company, QMI Agency has learned.

AS TWO-TIER KIER IS FORCED OFF THE STAGE... THE REAL DAMAGE IS REVEALED...

-- "Rhiannon Whyte, 27, was stabbed 23 times with a screwdriver by Sudanese national Deng Majek while waiting at a train station in October 2024. Her death came three months after the fatal stabbings of three young girls in Southport by 17 year-old Axel Rudakubana, a British citizen of Rwandan descent." --

If you're not familiar with this one... drill down here. 

And back in Sadiq Khan's Londonistan...

-- "Fatiah Boumazouna, 55, and Hadjer Boumazouna, 28, a mother and daughter, were acquitted by a jury in only 28 minutes after being filmed chanting a slogan referring to the killing of Jews at a protest in London, soon after October 7, 2023." --

WHILE MARK CARNEY'S LIBERALS CHASE LEGAL, REGISTERED FIREARMS...

-- "According to Saskatchewan RCMP, two patrol officers suffered serious injuries after being shot while responding to an assault complaint in Melville on Sunday night.  Police have not released the identity of the suspect." --

SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE...

-- "'It looks like Obama wants to use it as some kind of activism center, something that continues to promote his ideas and his political views. This isn’t a presidential library. It’s a Democratic headquarters on the South Side.'" --

There's a reason it looks like a Nazi-era flak tower...

-- "At least 27 people were shot, five of them fatally, Friday into Saturday evening in gun-controlled Chicago, Illinois." --

And the Bee weighs in.

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER SCARBOROUGH BEFORE IT WAS A WAR ZONE...

-- "A male suspect is at-large after a man in his 30s was stabbed near Al Baaqi Supermarket at 678 Kennedy Rd south of Eglinton Avenue in Scarborough late Sunday afternoon." --

POP QUIZ:

-- "How did boring, white-bread Scarberia become Scarlem — a mess of street gangs, firebombings and stabbings?" --

Meanwhile... in other Scarborough grocery store news.

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #16/2026...

-- "Jaden Riley, 25, from New Tecumseth, Ont. has been charged with second-degree murder after Iman Khawane, 25, was found shot in a downtown Toronto apartment building on Saturday and later died." --

Inevitably, yet again... the folks with the way-cool names.

You know, the folks who shoot at cops...

-- The suspect, identified as 24-year-old Isaiah Bachoo, of Brampton is ‘subject to multiple court-ordered firearm prohibitions.’" --

Ol' Isaiah is also a pimp.

SO, WHO ELSE GETS TO PLAY 'CASH FOR LIFE?'...

-- "Prime Minister Mark Carney says he will look into an expense program under which former governors general billed the government more than half a million dollars last year. The program, which launched in 1979 and has been shrouded in secrecy, allows each former governor general to bill up to $206,040 per year, on top of their pensions." --

The Liberals aren't worried about the peasants...

-- "Former governor general Adrienne Clarkson had billed taxpayers more than $1.1 million since leaving Rideau Hall 13 years earlier." --

 

THE LAND WHERE HONESTY GOES TO DIE...

-- "Millions of hopeful medical students across India are resitting a crucial exam under unprecedented security, after the first paper was cancelled following allegations that the questions had been leaked. Nervous students were met with biometric identification checks, metal detectors, armoured patrols and frisking at exam centres on Sunday morning." --

It's an ingrained part of. the culture...

-- "'There is fear because the exam paper has leaked once already. This is not a one-off thing, it happens every year,' said one student." --

AS LOS ANGELES DESCENDS INTO COMPLETE ANARCHY... COPS JUST SURRENDER...

-- "A crazy street takeover crippled an intersection in Baldwin Hills Saturday morning at  2:30 a.m. blocking an ambulance and creating traffic congestion — but Los Angeles Police Department officers responding to La Brea Avenue and Obama Boulevard failed to arrest anyone." --

Where are the 'Rooftop Koreans' when you really need them?

THOSE DARNED 'TORONTO MEN' ARE BACK IN THE NEWS...

-- "Toronto man Jefferson Henry, 44, has been charged with robbery, aggravated assault and two counts of breach of probation after an alleged unprovoked robbery left a victim with serious injuries earlier this month." --

Meanwhile, back in Mississauga...

-- "A suspect is in custody after firing a gun at a police officer during an investigation in Mississauga, earlier this morning.  The circumstances leading up to the shooting remains unclear." --

They got him, the usual, well... you know...

-- "Isaiah Bachoo, a 24-year-old man from Brampton is in custody." --