DEAR PM CARNEY... TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT MUSLIM VALUES...

-- "No arrests had been made by Wednesday evening, and the Met appealed to locals for information and video surveillance footage that could aid officers in their investigation." --

SCALES OF JUSTICE STARTING TO BALANCE OUT AGAIN...

-- "Pro-life activist Mark Houck, whose 2022 arrest by the FBI under the Biden administration drew national headlines has reached a seven-figure settlement after suing the Justice Department over his arrest and prosecution." --

WHAT HAPPENED TO... 'IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE?'

-- "Lauren Bullis, who worked as an auditor at the Department of Homeland Security, was shot and stabbed by 26-year-old Olaolukitan Adon-Abel went on his deadly rampage in Atlanta." --

The usual, well... you know......

-- "A 47-year-old man charged in the fatal stabbing of a U.S. Marine in downtown Wilmington, North Carolina, has a criminal history spanning more than three decades." --

AND THE JOKES END UP WRITING THEMSELVES...

-- "The Israel Police released footage showing the back of the truck when it was being opened late Monday, revealing the men tightly crammed inside the waste compartment." --

MAD MULLAHS CONTINUE THE SENSELESS SLAUGHTER...

-- "Iran’s barbaric regime is set to execute Bita Hemmati over recent protests, one of an estimated 1,600 sentenced to death by the Islamic Republic in the past year. Her husband, Mohammadreza Majid Asl, 34, as well as two other men, Behrouz and Kourosh Zamaninezhad, are also sentenced to death following a hasty trial and their property confiscated." --

And where is Mark carney in all this? 

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

Toronto Police are investigating a shooting near Islington Avenue and Bloor Street in Etobicoke that occurred early Wednesday morning.   No suspect information has been provided.

No gun... no problem...

-- "Mississauga Transit driver Baljeet Dhaliwal has pleaded not guilty to dangerous operation causing death at her judge-alone trial." --

And...

-- "Hamilton Police say they are investigating a crash in Hamilton that left one man dead, a toddler critically injured, and two women with serious, life-altering injuries." --

And...

-- "A youth is in stable condition after being stabbed in Pickering early Wednesday." --

Who's torching Markham? 

Finally...

-- "Toronto Police have released images of a suspect accused of assaulting one person unprovoked on a TTC bus on Tuesday morning." --

THOSE DARNED 'CALEDON' MEN...

-- "Caledon man Nnenna Oketa, 44, is facing charges in connection with the seizure of fraudulent passports at Toronto Pearson International Airport. The documents were found concealed inside sandals shipped from Nigeria." --

PAY THEM A BILLION AND A HALF DOLLARS PER YEAR... THEY COME THROUGH...

WHAT THE CBC SELLS YOU... VERSUS WHAT YOU ACTUALLY GET...

-- "Doly Begum, the former New Democrat MPP for Scarborough Southwest who shocked the party when she defected to the federal Liberals, will now be heading to Ottawa after cruising to victory in Scarborough Southwest's federal byelection Monday night." --

THE AIRBRUSHED CAMPAIGN POSTER SHOULD'VE BEEN A TIP-OFF...

APPARENTLY, 'GLAMOUR SHOTS' IS BACK IN BUSINESS...

-- "A most baffling betrayal: Sarnians weigh-in regarding Marilyn Gladu’s floor crossing. Spoiler alert: constituents are furious." --

Oh, c'mon... you remember 'Glamour Shots.'

THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Peel Regional Police say Praven Wijayanantham, 27, and 28‑year‑old Thanisan Thanabalasingam are facing charges after officers interrupted separate fuel‑card fraud operations at Mississauga gas stations." --

And...

-- "Vaughan Pastor Isaac Oppong is the ‘principal suspect’ in connection with an organized fraud scheme targeting a program that provides assistance to people who are homeless or at risk of homelessness." --

A BREAK-IN, CODI? THIS WASN'T TAKING A BICYCLE FROM SOMEONE'S GARAGE...

SOMEBODY IS MURDERED... I'M CALLING THAT A 'HOME INVASION'...

-- "Durham Regional Police say one person is dead following a ‘BREAK-IN' at a home near Taunton and Westney roads in Ajax overnight.  No suspect descriptions have been publicly released." --

Here's a thought... less lipstick... more journalism. 

UPDATE:   Victim was found suffering from 'traumatic injuries' 

UPDATE2:   Sources have told CP24 that the victim’s name is Sanjula Perera

IN RELATED NEWS...

-- "Ontario is planning a massive expansion of jails over the next few decades. The province’s jails are bursting and have been significantly over capacity for years, with the situation worsening." --

Brace yourself, Ontario...

-- "The proposed plan would cost at least $7 billion in today’s money to build some 6,000 new beds." --

I just want a family doctor.

A LIBERAL MAJORITY... NOW THE REAL SKULLDUGGERY BEGINS...

-- "The Carney Liberals did not win a majority government through a general election or today’s by-elections.   Instead, it was won through backroom deals with politicians who betrayed the people who voted for them.” --

SmallDeadAnimals has more.

ASK BRANDON JOHNSON... NOTHING THOSE 'REPARATIONS' BUCKS WON'T FIX...

-- "The Chicago Tribune noted that gun-related violence was up during the first quarter of 2026, with Chicago recording 105 homicides through the first week of April, up slightly from the 98 killings seen in the same time period in 2025.” --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

The convicted killer is currently serving a life sentence with no parole eligibility for 20 years after pleading guilty in January 2025 to second-degree murder after a Surrey, B.C., homicide.

YEAH... ABSOLUTELY NO WARNING BELLS HERE...

-- "Autumn Cordellioné, a transgender 'woman' convicted of strangling an 11-month-old baby was quietly freed 30 years early from an Indiana prison and quickly launched an OnlyFans account.  According to reports.  Cordellioné was spotted in Evansville by an unnamed person who recognized her from the 2002 trial, when she still went by her birth name, Jonathan Richardson." --

It gets better...

-- "Behind bars, Cordellioné, who also now identifies as Muslim, launched a separate lawsuit against her prison chaplain after alleging that she was denied a hijab." --

IN OTHER BABY-MURDERING NEWS...

-- "Accused gunman Amuri Greene was targeting the baby’s rapper father, Jamari Patterson, when he fired into a crowd in Williamsburg on April 1, killing little Kaori Patterson-Moore, the sources said." --

JUSTIN TRUDEAU'S 'POST-NATIONAL' STATE... YOU VOTED FOR THIS, CANADA...

-- "Mohammad Aburas and Rami Qasem are refugee claimants while Nawabit is a permanent resident. 'We are thwarted at every step of the way from blocking them from entry,' a Canada Border Services Agency source said. 'Even when we try to deport them, we face countless roadblocks.'" --

Import the third world... become the third world. 

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "Ottawa Paramedics said they treated a 30-year old man for a stab wound to the chest in the ByWard Market before transporting him to hospital in critical condition." --

And Toronto is getting ready for the coming jihad!

IT'S A LOT LIKE HOUSE-TRAINING A NEW PUPPY...

-- "President Trump warned on Monday that any ships that target the U.S. naval blockade of Iranian ports and the Strait of Hormuz will be 'immediately ELIMINATED.'" --

Hey... what's life without a dream, huh Masoud?

-- "Iran has condemned the blockade as 'piracy' and vowed to respond with force." --

Enhancing American GDP...

-- "More than 100 empty oil tankers are making their way to the U.S. to fill up as the war in Iran forces the industry to find new sources of oil." --

WHY LIBERALS AREN'T INTERESTED IN REDUCING CRIME...

-- "The $4 billion federal prison system has a quarter more employees than prisoners in custody, new figures show.   Staff outnumber inmates even with job cuts proposed this year, said a Correctional Service report: 'The current portfolio is not sustainable.'" --

POLITICS AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE...

-- "Some politicians are accused of being two-faced, but one candidate for office in the UK has no face. Fajila Patel wants to be the first faceless politician by getting elected wearing a burka." --

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "A man in his 20s suffered serious injuries after a shooting near Bleecker and Wellesley streets in Toronto’s downtown core on Monday morning. Investigators were not able to provide a suspect description." --

And...

-- "Halton Police said Jayson Burgher, 18, is facing charges in connection with a “targeted” shooting in Oakville last month." --

And...

-- "York Regional Police are investigating what they say is a targeted shooting early this morning in East Gwillimbury." --

Even Barrie isn't immune to this influx of violence.

HEY, BRUH... YOU STILL GET THE TV NEWS DOWN THERE... RIGHT?

-- "Cuban President Miguel Díaz-Canel revealed that his island nation is bracing for an attack from the US and declared that 'he is willing to die' resisting President Trump." --

PUTTING MARK CARNEY'S 90 BILLION CORPORATE GIVEAWAY IN PERSPECTIVE...

-- "NASA and its partners are targeting the moon’s south pole, believed to have vast reserves of ice that could provide water and fuel for a future base — a project expected to cost $20 billion to $30 billion." --

YOUR MONEY... CARNEY'S CORPORATE FRIENDS...

-- "Construction of the first phase linking Montreal and Ottawa is set to kick off in 2029 or 2030, and the full project is estimated to cost between $60 billion and $90 billion." --

WILL ZOHRAN MAMDANI END UP KILLING NEW YORK CITY?

-- “The biggest victim of this policy is going to be Kathy Hochul when the last living taxpayer just hits the road, and she has to look at this guy and say 'you had to make a race-based tax system.'” --

How's that DEI stuff working out for corporate America?

THE GUNS MARK CARNEY & THE FIBERALS APPARENTLY AREN'T CHASING...

-- "Oudom Bun, 23, has been arrested, and there is a warrant out for Kyaw Doe, 24, in connection to the murder of 20-year-old Dane Nisbet.   Doe has ties to criminal elements in both western and northern Ontario." --

And, yet again... it's the guys with the way-cool names... the backbone of Justin Trudeau's 'post-national' state.

NOTA BENE...   Ol' Kyaw was previously prohibited from possessing firearms 

Hmmm... I wonder who this will turn out to be.

WHAT'S FLAT, BLACK AND GLOWS IN THE DARK?

-- "They have chosen not to accept our terms. We leave here with a very simple proposal: a method of understanding that is our final and best offer.  We’ll see if the Iranians accept it.'" --

IT GETS BETTER...

-- "President Donald Trump detailed a sweeping 'all-or-nothing' U.S. blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, vowing to choke off Iran’s oil profits and warning that no country — ally or adversary — will be allowed to bypass the crackdown." --

HEY, JUST SAYING... IF WE WERE GONNA BE HANGING ANYBODY...

-- "Barrie Police are searching for 28-year-old Adam Myshak in connection with the stabbing of a 43-year-old man who had to be air-lifted to a Toronto-area trauma centre." --

The face tats, the dead shark eyes, the room temperature IQ... at minimum, we have to castrate this freak. 

And while we're talking death penalty.

YOUR CBC AND THE PUBLIC CELEBRATION OF CHILD ABUSE...

-- "Being a 9-year-old drag princess is fantastically glamourous. Montreal's Nemis Melancon has learned that during his two years of costuming, dancing and lip synching.   Watch Melancon's mother transform her son into the competitive, vogueing Queen Lactatia." --

Oh, trust me... it gets better.

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER WHEN MINNESOTA WAS PART OF THE USA...

-- "Abdirashid Ismail Said, 50, accused of orchestrating an $11 million Medicaid fraud scheme in Minnesota has skipped a scheduled court appearance this week, forfeiting his bond, prompting a warrant for his arrest, authorities said." --

NO MORE MR NICE GUY...

-- "Two NYPD detectives confronted the 44-year-old and told him to drop the machete. He ignored their commands  and repeatedly claimed that he was 'Lucifer'  and was shot three times, according to police sources." --

Could be worse, I suppose.

NO MORE 'SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY'...

-- "Secretary of State Marco Rubio has yanked the green cards of three more Iranian nationals tied to Tehran who were living it up in the US – a week after the arrest of the niece and grandniece of the late Iranian mastermind, Gen. Qasem Soleimani." --

Specifically...

-- "ICE agents arrested Seyed Eissa Hashemi, Maryam Tahmasebi and their son for removal this week, citing their connections to a notorious figure from the Iran hostage crisis." --

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "A man in his 30s was rushed to hospital with serious life-threatening injuries after an early-morning stabbing near Kingston and Brimley roads in Scarborough. Two suspects have been arrested at the scene." --

No gun... no problem...

-- "A man is in hospital after a stabbing at a GO station in Brampton early Saturday morning." --

The usual, well... you know...

-- "A drive-by shooting at Jane Street and Sheppard Avenue in North York left three women in their 20s injured early Saturday." --

The guys with the way-cool names...

-- "A second suspect, Zavion Boswell, 22, has been arrested in connection with a fatal downtown shooting that left an 18-year-old man dead late last year." --

Kill the Young Offenders Act...

-- "A teenager who fatally stabbed an 83-year-old retired kindergarten teacher in Pickering, Ont., in 2025 has pleaded guilty to first-degree murder." --