-- "A 19-year-old woman is among three people to have died from suffocation during World Cup celebrations in Mexico City on Tuesday. A 48-year-old woman and a 44-year-old man also died after crowds descended on the city." --It makes at least as much sense as punishing legal firearms owners for the crimes of inner-city gangbangers.
-- "Corrections Deputies escorted Cox to a changing room, where she attempted 'to shield' her buttocks with her hand, authorities said. This one puts the ole … ’those are not my pants’ excuse to shame, the Sheriff’s office wrote in a statement on Facebook." --
-- "An Ontario Judge describes the Canada Border Services Agency as ineffectual in rounding up foreign fugitives. The remarks came in the case of an illegal immigrant repeatedly arrested, jailed, released and re-arrested for theft despite a 2022 federal warrant for deportation: 'I have no confidence that the Canada Border Services Agency will actually deport.'" --Those darned Brampton men.
-- "According to Toronto Police, a victim was rushed to the hospital after an attempted armed robbery near Steeles Avenue and Bathurst Road early Wednesday." --
-- "Toronto Police say Abdulkadir Al-Jelani, 58, began yelling anti-Israeli slurs at the victim and then picked up rocks, repeatedly throwing them while uttering death threats." --
Jane Street and Lawrence Avenue... no real surprise there.
NOTA BENE: Carney says Muslim Values are Canadian Values
-- "Jews were the targets of 82% of religion hate crimes in Toronto in 2025, according to police data." --
-- "Federal prosecutors alleged that Owens accepted at least $115,000 in cash, along with promises of future financial perks, in exchange for using his influence to push the project through city government channels." --It gets better...
-- "Undercover recordings allegedly captured Owens detailing how public officials could be bribed and how the illicit funds could be laundered through businesses and campaign donations." --
-- "Canadian Heritage Minister Marc Miller apologized for the Canadian Museum for Human Rights not referring to Hamas as a terrorist organization in its new Nakba exhibition. ‘Not identifying Hamas as a terrorist organization is, I think, a failure.’" --
-- "Toronto Police are searching for a man who stabbed a victim in the back near Danforth Avenue and Main Street in an unprovoked attack over the weekend. It happened on Sunday afternoon, at around 12:45 p.m." --
Not that York Region is doing any better.
Those darned 'Montreal' men...
-- "Montreal man Phillippe Mokoko, 38, has been charged in connection with an ongoing human trafficking investigation being conducted by York Regional Police in partnership with Service de Police de la Ville de Montréal." --Unless, of course, it's 'Toronto' man...
-- "Toronto Police have charged 75-year-old Toronto man Gebrehiwot Tesfamariam after he sexually assaulted someone while they rode in an elevator over a decade ago." --
-- "Investigators say the suspect and the victim were waiting at a streetcar stop near Broadview and Danforth avenues when the suspect picked up a brick and assaulted the victim. Suspect was last seen wearing a white shirt wrapped around his head." --Brampton... same old shit...
-- "Peel Police are investigating an overnight armed home invasion in Brampton that left one person with serious injuries. No suspect descriptions have been released." --
-- "Federal immigration authorities arrested more than a dozen illegal immigrants with criminal histories over the weekend, many of whom had convictions for charges including homicide, rape, child sex crimes, and drug trafficking." --
-- "A Georgia man is free after defending his family and property at 4 a.m. from masked and armed thugs Isaiah Reid, 16, Jaime Hernandez, 15, and Brandon Gresham, 16, who attacked him in his front yard." --'STAND BY!'...
-- "One teen opened fire first. The homeowner returned fire, dropping all three. Rockdale County Sheriff Eric Levett called it a clear 'stand your ground” case.'" --
-- "'We fucking hate you!' Wiener was told in the video that was viewed over 11 million times on X." --Even Democratic House Leader Hakeem Jeffries is feeling the heat.
-- "Ottawa Police Service says two boys, aged 7 and 10, are dead in a double murder-suicide in a townhome on Mandevilla Crescent Monday afternoon. A deceased adult male, the children’s father, was located in a vehicle fire at a carpool lot off Highway 417 in Kemptville.” --Tellingly... police are not releasing any names.
UPDATE - LONDON, ON -- "Members of the London Police Service Major Crime Section have identified and arrested Khareem Alleyne and Jahquon Jahzia Lamont in relation to a shooting that took place in the downtown core on May 28, 2026." --You think, at some point, the lunatic left will just have to admit who's doing all the shooting?
-- "The cost to rename Dundas-Square was initially pegged at more than $300,000, but officials said in 2024 that associated costs could balloon by as much as $600,000. A survey from that year found that an overwhelming majority of residents disapproved of the decision to rename the square." --
Catering to certain groups is always hazardous, it seems.
-- "A person has been taken to hospital with serious injuries after being stabbed in Rotary Park in Bowmanville. Police believe this is an isolated incident." --
-- "A shooting in the northern German city of Stade, a town of about 50,000 people near Hamburg, left four women and two men dead on Monday, according to local police. A man and a woman were arrested. There were no other suspects on the run, a police spokesperson has said." --
Germany has very strict gun laws, among the strictest in Europe.
UPDATE: Who could have imagined that?
-- "The suspected gunman was a 45-year-old Turkish national born in Germany and living in Hanover, Lueneburg police chief Kathrin Schuol said." --
-- "Calgary Police in Canada have charged 16 people suspected of being part of a large, violent foreign criminal ring that extorts victims. Fifteen are out on bail." --Oh, yeah...
-- "None of the 16 charged are Canadian citizens." --Nota bene...
-- "As of the most recent Statistics Canada data, there are now 525,479 asylum claimants in this country. Over the last four years, Canada has been bringing in an average of 245 new asylum claimants every single day." --
-- "Detroit mom Latoya Washington, 37, withheld life-saving medication from her 4-year-old son as the kid suffered a series of seizures and died, cops said. She is also accused of discharging her son, Curtis, from the hospital against medical advice just two days before his death." --And what's up in the Big Apple?
-- "A city neighborhood is living in fear after a 13-year-old girl was raped in a popular historic local park Thursday — as sex assaults have more than doubled in the community over last year." --And while we're talking about sickos.
-- "The Canadian-born performer Elliot Page — formerly known as Ellen Page has previously said she hopes the new documentary Second Nature, which explores gay animal sex will make queer kids feel less alone." --Ask a Texas Democrat...
-- “When they say that James is a gay, tofu-eating vegan, we’re all gay tofu-eating vegans. And when they say James is going to hell, we’ll say we’re all going to hell.” --
-- "Over five years, there’s been a 29 per cent increase in fraud under $5,000. RCMP stats reflect January to May figures. In 2022, there were 4,677 fraud reports, the number increasing each year to 2025, when there were 6,058 reports, and roughly the same in 2026. ‘I imagine a lot of that is probably extortion,’ said Fraser Logan, senior spokesman for the Alberta RCMP." --Let's be more like France...
-- "A far-left National Assembly member MP Clémence Guetté has sparked backlash after she gloated over the demographic decline of the native white French population in favour of immigrant groups." --
-- "Mississauga man Kuo Yang Du, 36, has been charged after a series of unprovoked assaults and property damage incidents dating back to 2024. The incidents, which occurred at all hours, include assaults on unsuspecting individuals and a male throwing rocks at vehicles and other property, causing damage." --Why is importing all these crazy third worlders part of the Liberals 'post national' state?
-- "A 34-year-old Somalia-born British man was arrested on suspicion of dangerous driving and attempted murder, the Metropolitan Police said. 'While investigators are keeping an open mind as to any potential motive, THE INCIDENT IS NOT BEING TREATED AS TERRORISM.'" --
Ah... so if it walks like a duck, if it quacks like a duck... it's an armadillo.
NOTA BENE: Apparently the BBC has decided this story isn't newsworthy.
If only there was some way to deal with homicidal drivers...
-- "A police confrontation after a bizarre series of combination hit-and-run collisions and blunt-object assaults led to an officer-involved shooting fatality Friday night in southwest Edmonton." --
-- "A man has been rushed to hospital after an early-morning stabbing at Finch Avenue and Keele Street in North York. The suspect remains outstanding and is described as an Asian man, between five-foot-six and five-foot-eight, with short black hair." --In other McStabby news...
One person has been taken to the hospital following a stabbing near Main Street and Danforth Avenue in Toronto’s east end on Sunday afternoon. A suspect is outstanding and police have not released a description of them at this point." --And...
-- "Lovepreet Singh, 29, Dilraj Dhillon, 26 and Harjet Dhillon, 29, are facing criminal charges after a stolen vehicle was recovered by police in Caledon over the weekend. hey were held for a bail hearing on Sunday." --And two for the good guys...
-- "The man accused of killing his parents inside their Mississauga home earlier this month has been arrested after a 10-day Canada-wide manhunt." --Another one here.
-- "Hamas terrorist Walid Haniyeh, the deputy commander of an elite Nukhba Force company and nephew of former Hamas politburo leader Ismail Haniyeh, was killed in an Israeli strike in the Gaza Strip on Thursday." --
They're just picking off the hardcore dumbsticks now.
All the smarter ones have already moved to Mississauga.
Looks like 'Orange Man Bad' is losing patience as well...
-- "The United States launched a massive air attack against 'multiple targets' in Iran on Saturday as retaliation for recent strikes by the Islamic nation, the US Central Command said." --
-- "Evan Nurse and Shemar Sallaby, arrested in connection with a violent carjacking in Brampton have been released on bail. They had been charged with robbery, disguise with intent, flight from a peace officer, dangerous operation of a motor vehicle and two counts of possession of property obtained by crime." --
The occasional arrest is just the cost of doing business.
Local media screws up... describes suspect...
-- "Police in Peel Region are searching for a man after a woman was violently attacked during an attempted robbery in Port Credit." --And, once again... the guys with the way-cool names.
-- "Hezbollah leader Naim Qassem issued a statement describing the agreement as ‘null and void’ calling the deal a surrender to Israel." --
-- "Victor Avidago was in his Mississauga kitchen with his wife Maria. She’d just baked a cake and Victor seemed to be going to cut a slice when he suddenly turned the blade on his wife of 18 years. Their 13-year-old daughter was home sick from school that day and begged him to stop, but he continued to stab her mother 46 times." --Is Victor being housed in your neighbourhood? You'll never know.
-- "Police say two men who were in one of the cars, fled the scene on foot. Meanwhile, the driver of the other vehicle is cooperating with investigators. No other details were provided." --
-- "Abdikerm Eidleh, 42, one of the original suspects indicted in connection with the $250 million Minnesota welfare fraud scheme was taken into custody in Somalia’s capital city of Mogadishu on Thursday." --He flips on co-conspirators or never sees daylight again...
-- "Aimee Bock, the mastermind behind the Feeding Our Future scam, was slapped with a 41 year prison sentence in May after being convicted of all counts." --
