30 September 2026

LONDON ONTARIO USED TO BE THE MOST BORING PLACE IN THE WORLD...

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-- "A man died following a shooting near a busy downtown intersection during rush hour Tuesday afternoon, London, police say. A male suspect was arrested. The shooting death is the fifth homicide of the year in London." --
I guess Public Safety Minister hasn't put enough skeet shooters behind bars as needed.

TORONTO STAR DECIDES THEY'LL GO WITH GRANNY'S EXPERT OPINION...

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-- "The investigation started when Toronto Police received a call for a person with a gun near The Esplanade and Lower Jarvis Street.  Police tried to stop the car, but Kaleym, the driver of the vehicle, attempted to flee and struck one of the officers.   SIU spokesperson Monica Hudon also told reporters that two firearms were recovered near the Mercedes." --

Now... does granny want guns off the street... or not?

And...

-- "Investigators determined the victim was killed Aug. 26, 2025 and was identified as Deuvane Donald Francis of Toronto.   Daniel Fearon, 40, and Sherrie Donovan, 41, have been charged with first-degree murder." --

SOMEBODY HELP ME OUT HERE...

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-- "One in 10 aboriginal children now lands in foster care, compared to one in 200 for non-aboriginal children, the AFN said. There are currently three times as many children in foster care as there were in residential schools." --

WOULD YOU FLY ON A PLANE WITH A MUSLIM PILOT?

-- "The Omani copilot who stabbed his colleague piloting a FlyDubai Boeing 737 jet Wednesday has been arrested for trying to crash the packed passenger plane in a 'jihadist terrorist attack.' The pilot was arrested and is currently being questioned in Saudi Arabia." --

Think it doesn't happen here?  Think again. 

UPDATE... Yes, it's a mystery...

-- "FlyDubai confirmed Wednesday that AN ALTERCATION occurred on the flight deck of its Israel-bound flight before the aircraft diverted to Saudi Arabia, while cautioning that the reasons and motives behind the incident remain unknown." --
UPDATE2...
-- "The injured pilot aboard the FlyDubai flight clicked the release to open the cockpit door while lying bloodied on the floor allowing others to gain access to the cockpit as the aircraft rapidly lost altitude." --
The plane initially plummeted some 17,000 feet in under two minutes.

FORTY BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR AND THEY'RE STILL NOT HAPPY...

-- "'We are working in full partnership with First nations, with the Metis and the Inuit. As allies from the start, not at the end,' Carney said during the Liberal caucus planning meeting earlier in September." --

They sure are. 

And how's that free speech at universities going?

29 September 2026

NOT A BOB OR A DOUG IN SIGHT...

-- "Investigators say the firearms were traced back to one individual who was registered to possess firearms and was allegedly acting as the supplier to two other sellers. The three suspects, Zhuohang Ma, 23, Jun Xiang Huang, 29, and Lie Le, 23, were arrested." --
No gun... no problem,,,
-- "A man in his 50s has been injured following a stabbing in Scarborough, according to police." --

PRISON GUARDS UNION DRAWS LINE AT PROVIDING BLOWJOBS TO CONVICTS...

-- "The notice said the straws will 'reduce harm by lowering the risks of cuts or tears inside the nose,' reduce the risk of blood-borne infections spreading and 'provide a safer option for snorting,' recognizing that overdose and toxicity risk remain." --
WARNING...This is not the Babylon Bee...
-- "In just a little more than a week, the Parole Board of Canada granted to two B.C. men jailed for murdering children temporary passes to leave prison." --

WHEN WILL PEOPLE WAKE UP TO THE GRIM REALITY?

-- "Disturbing video shows a Hamas fighter using a young child as a human shield to transfer weapons into a civilian home in Gaza during Israeli operations in the territory. The aerial footage, taken from an Israeli drone, was shared by the Israel Defense Forces to show the twisted methods the Palestinian terror group is using to prevent Israeli air strikes." --
Meanwhile... back in Chuckie Buggerlugs Commonwealth.

28 September 2026

THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES... YET AGAIN...

-- "Emonnie Branch, 51, the suspect in the fatal shooting of Kentucky State Police Trooper Hayden Phillips was arrested Monday afternoon in Louisville. Phillips, 30, is survived by his wife, their three children and his parents." --

SEEMS IT'S ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Durham Regional Police are searching for 23-year-old Yaseen Waggan, of Ajax. after a Tesla SUV struck two officers during an investigation in Oshawa.   Waggan was under conditions prohibiting him from driving and requiring him to remain at his residence overnight. Officers also found a replica firearm and drugs inside that vehicle." --
And there's this.

OBVIOUSLY, THE LIBERALS HAVE A CONFLICT OF INTEREST AFTER LETTING HIM IN... SO...

-- "Satinderjeet Singh, 32, also known as Goldy Brar, was added to the FBI's Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list on September 28, 2026, with a reward of up to US $1 million offered for information leading to his arrest. Brar was charged back in July for the 2023 assassination of Sikh activist Hardeep Singh Nijjar in Surrey, B.C." --
Nota bene... Brar came to Canada in 2017 via Canada's student visa program.

BEAR IN MIND, ALL THIS MAYHEM HAPPENED IN A PARKING LOT...

-- "Three people are injured, one critically, after a two-car crash just before 12:10 p.m. at Lawrence and Victoria Park avenues in Scarborough. The circumstances surrounding the collision are unknown at this time." --
Scarborough... no gun... no problem.

WHY CAN'T WE BE MORE LIKE AFRICA... SAYS NO ONE, EVER...

-- "A senior member of Congo’s ruling party was beaten to death on Sunday in Butembo, North Kivu province after taking part in a radio programme to raise awareness about the Ebola outbreak. The attackers beat him, looted his belongings and set his house on fire." --
Nota bene...
-- "The incident is the latest in a series of attacks on Ebola response teams, underscoring persistent mistrust among the population. The mayor of Butembo did not immediately respond to a request for comment." --
Nota bene... what's up with all the murdering stuff?
-- "Authorities in Congo restricted funeral wakes and banned gatherings of more than 50 people to control a fast-moving Ebola outbreak." --

POLITICIANS RELEASE SUSPECTS... BUT WON'T RELEASE ANY NAMES...

-- "'I am very aware of the levels of speculation about the motivation behind this incident, and the geopolitical questions that are being raised.   However, I ask that at this time, Counter Terrorism Policing are given the space to work carefully and clearly,' says Deputy Assistant Commissioner Vicki Evans."  --

UPDATE:  We don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, right?

-- "The five were initially detained under the Explosives Act and on suspicion of preparing a terrorist act.   Head of Counter Terrorism Policing Assistant Commissioner Laurence Taylor confirmed their release on bail." --

Authorities have not formally linked the suspects to a foreign state or confirmed a specific motive. 

Join the discussion...

-- "Lmao. What even is this country anymore?   Throw a plastic bottle at police?   Two years in prison!   Suspected terrorist? Awww poor baby, bail for you." --

SO, CODI... WHY NOT JUST SAY THE SHOOTEE REUSES TO TALK TO COPS?

-- "Toronto Police are investigating a shooting after a man walked into a hospital with a gunshot wound early Monday morning. It is unclear where the shooting took place and investigators have not released any information on possible suspects." --

Why is refusing to talk to the police not relevant to the reporting? 

 And there's this...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after the victim of a stabbing was found lying on the road in Scarborough." --

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "Palestinian terrorist Saher Nidal Latfi Sakr, who kidnapped then 25 year-old Noa Argamani during the Oct. 7, 2023 attack, has been killed by Israel's undercover Unit 33. Harrowing footage shows Argamani desperately yelling for her boyfriend as Sakr drove away with her on a motorcycle." --

27 September 2026

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDES #27-28/2026... IT ALL COMES AROUND...

-- "Toronto Police have identified 30-year-old Mohamud Kheyre as the second of two people whose bodies were discovered inside separate burned-out vehicles at opposite ends of the city last week." --
Kheyre, Kheyre... that sounds so familiar...
  --  Brampton was the last known address for alleged killer Mohamud Kheyre, who police say is on the lam and may have fled the country. Kheyre is accused of killing 17-year-old Sharmarke Farah." --

And there's this. 

It's enough to make a fella believe in karma.

SO, TELL ME... WHAT'S NEW IN NELSON MANDELA'S SOCIALIST PARADISE?

-- "Mass shootings in Johannesburg and Cape Town, the nation’s largest cities, is the latest horrifying violence in the Rainbow Nation, which has one of the highest murder rates in the world. The two mass shootings come less than a week after an attack on a house party, killing 11 people including a pregnant woman." --

Roughly 60 people are killed every day in South Africa, a country of 62 million people. 

 Detroit 'home business' working hard to catch up...

-- "'This was an after-hours location,' Detroit Police Chief Todd Bettison said of the shooting scene. 'Imagine a strip club. … I'll leave it at that.'" --
And there's this.

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #29/2026... NOT THE USUAL SUSPECTS...

-- "Meir Cohen, 46, of Toronto is facing a second-degree murder charge after an unnamed  man in his 50s was fatally stabbed at an apartment building on Tangreen Court near Steeles Avenue and Yonge Street in North York on Saturday night." --

UPDATE:   The deceased is 57-year-old Albert Gundran, a member of the Vaughan Filipino community. 

GIRL POWER FOR THE WIN...

-- "Condemned Tennessee killer, Christa Gail Pike, 50, the first woman sentenced to death in the state in 200 years — is demanding an all-female lethal injection team to carry out her execution, claiming she could be traumatized by having men involved in her final moments." --

Of course, that trauma didn't stop Pile from brutally murdering 19-year-old Colleen Slemmer by beating her, slashing her throat and carving satanic symbols into her body. 

 Meanwhile... back at the ranch.

'RELIGION OF PEACE' STEPPING THINGS UP IN BRITAIN?

-- "Five men have been arrested and remain in custody as Counter-Terror Police cinduct an investigation into a major incident near RAF Fairford.   Authorities did not name the suspects or give details as to their nationality.   Counter Terrorism are 'working closely" with partners to understand the circumstances of the incident.'" --
NOTA BENE... no more crazy talk about the Mennonites, pleads Brit PM...
-- "Prime Minister Andy Burnham has urged people not to speculate after five men were arrested on suspicion of terrorism and explosives offences." --

Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps has declared RAF Fairford in Gloucestershire to be a 'legitimate target.'

The only saving grace is that these muppets were dumber than a bag of hand grenades.

26 September 2026

NO GUN, NO PROBLEM... JUST ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT IN TORONTO...

-- "One person is in custody after a man was murdered at an apartment building on Tangreen Court near Steeles Avenue and Yonge Street.   It’s uncertain if any other suspects are being sought at this time." --
But wait... there's more...
-- "According to detectives, the man was stabbed in North York, near Wilson Avenue and Jane Street, just before 4:15 a.m. Police have not released any word on a potential suspect." --

DUDE... WHAT PART OF 'IT'S BRAMPTON' DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND...

-- "Raghavendra Kumar said his mother, who does not speak English well, initially believed the woman who approached her was a neighbour. In an attempt to gain trust, he says the woman bent down and touched his mother’s feet before hugging her. 'For about 10 seconds, she was completely believing and trusting of that female,' Kumar said." --
COUNT YOUR LUCKY STARS, BRO...
-- -- "During the first half of 2026, Brampton recorded 67 shootings, nearly doubling Mississauga's 36 incidents." --
Maybe festooning an octogenarian granny with 20k in jewelry and sending her out to play is a risky proposition.

SCRAPPING MED SCHOOL ENTRANCE EXAMS IS ABSOLUTE INSANITY...

-- "The Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division just brought another case against a top medical school for blatant discrimination against white and Asian applicants: Blacks applying to the University of California at San Francisco’s med school get admitted at almost 13 times the rate of similarly qualified white applicants." --

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

-- "Nassim Eronn, 34, previously called 'a ruthless criminal with absolutely no sense of morality' by Judge Harvey Brownstone is accused of stealing and defrauding patients and staff at numerous hospitals in Southern Ontario. The Judge also questioned how Eronn was hired by the VON when she had a number of fraud-related convictions and was on probation." --

COPS IN SCARBOROUGH ARE GONNA START DEMANDING 'COMBAT PAY'...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for at least one suspect after a man was critically wounded near Neilson Road and Sheppard Avenue in a shooting in Scarborough on Friday night. There was no immediate suspect description available." --
And there's this.

CBC, YET AGAIN, DISCOVERS CANADA IS A FESTERING RACIST SHITHOLE...

-- "A report from the Nova Scotia Human Rights Commission was spurred by complaint from Lyle Howe, a Black Halifax defence lawyer who was disbarred in 2017.   The CBC's Blair Rhodes has the story." --
COMPARE AND CONTRAST...
-- "At the end of the day, the panel decided the impact of racism, real or perceived, could not overcome 'the repetitive nature of Mr. Howe’s misconduct, the high level of dishonesty, a demonstrated inability to follow direction, and the fact the misconduct continued in spite of significant interventions by the Law Society and, indeed, even during this hearing.'" --
And, hey... not the KKK after all...
-- "Toronto Police have issued an arrest warrant for a 37-year-old Michael Ye after four people were allegedly assaulted aboard a TTC bus in Scarborough.  Emad Ali, office manager of the North American Muslim Foundation noted the three young women were South Asian and one was wearing a hijab." --