-- "RCMP officers from Carrot River and Nipawin have charged Floyd Nawakayas, 24, of Red Earth Cree Nation with attempted murder, weapons possession contrary to order, unauthorized possession of a firearm and discharging a firearm with intent." --
-- NAIROBI — "Police in Kenya say a Canadian man accused of wielding a machete and injuring almost half a dozen people at a mosque in Nairobi has pleaded not guilty. A post on the department’s social media says back in February, a man entered a mosque posing as a worshipper. It alleges that once inside, he locked the main doors, pulled a machete and attacked congregants." --WAIT ONE ALLAH-WORSHIPPING MOMENT!!!
-- "A 32-year-old Canadian national, Mohamed Mohamed alias Mohamed Abdul Mohamed, appeared before Kahawa Law Courts on Thursday and charged with terrorism and multiple related offences following a machete attack." --
OPP CONCURS... No we're not telling you their names
Those darned Canadians...
-- "On Thursday, members of the Hate Crime Unit executed a search warrant and arrested the man, identified as Muhammad Anas Sial of Toronto." --
-- "A man in his 30s is in hospital following a late night shooting at Jane Street and Lawrence Avenue in Toronto’s west end. No further details were immediately available." --Hey, no gun... no problem.
-- "'Recent events … have made clear that some threats are closer to home than we would like,' he said, adding, 'In these instances, minutes are a lifetime, and our service members have the courage and training to make those precious short minutes count.'" --
-- "Little Kaori Patterson’s father, Jamari Patterson, 22, was apparently targeted in the brazen Wednesday afternoon hit over a social media beef with a crew from a rival housing project. Shooter Amuri Greene, 21, ended up in the hospital, where he was identified as a person of interest in the baby’s death — with NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch saying Thursday he would face murder charges." --
-- "Korchinski-Paquet, a 29-year-old Canadian woman of Ukrainian, Black and Indigenous ancestry from Nova Scotia, died on May 27, 2020, following an interaction with Toronto Police. In 2022, the family filed a $10-million civil lawsuit in connection with her death." --THE USUAL WELFARE PEEPS...
"Five 911 calls were made by Korchinski-Paquet, her mother and brother, after Korchinski-Paquet and her brother were engaged in a fight. She apparently 'fell while trying unsuccessfully to vault to a neighbouring balcony.'"You're looking for somebody to blame, fam... take a look in the mirror.
-- "The strike in the Lebanese capital killed Hajj Yusuf Ismail Hashem, who took over the Southern Front from Ali Karaki in September 2024, after the latter was killed alongside Hezbollah chief Hassan Nasrallah in an Israeli strike." --But wait... there's more...
-- "The IDF said Thursday it eliminated Makram Atimi, commander of a central Iranian ballistic missile unit, in a precise airstrike in the Kermanshah area." --MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH... NO TIM HORTONS THIS TIME...
-- "On Thursday, members of the Hate Crime Unit executed a search warrant and arrested the man, identified as Muhammad Anas Sial of Toronto. He has been charged with public incitement of hatred." --
-- "Kuot Akol, 31, has been sentenced to nine more years in prison following a police-involved shooting at Kennedy Road and Steeles Avenue in Markham last July. Police said Akol had committed a number of firearms-related offences in Toronto between 2022 and 2023, and was released on bail with GPS monitoring." --
Akol, Akol... that sounds so familiar.
So what's happening in Ajax, Ontario?
-- "Hedayatullah Atal, 24, is facing charges after pulling out an imitation firearm and threatening someone at Bayly Street and Monarch Avenue in Ajax last month." --
-- "Derrick Bernard, a Black man who helped stage a cross burning which he says was intended to help elect Yemi Mobolade the first Black mayor of Colorado Springs was sentenced in federal court Wednesday to nearly four years in prison. Bernard was previously sentenced to life in state prison after being convicted in 2024 of orchestrating the killing of a rapper in Colorado Springs." --But, wait... there's more...
-- "Sixty-one year-old Christine Jones was allegedly shot and killed by 31-year-old Diamond Simone Wallace because of Jones’ support for President Donald Trump. Wallace is being held on a $2 million bond." --
-- "Toronto Police said said TTC special constables were first called about an indecent exposure in the area of Dufferin Street and King Street West on Saturday morning. The suspect is believed to be in his late 20s and is five-foot-eight." --C'mon now, settle down... it's not like anybody was set on fire.
-- "Any woman can wear a headscarf. And if this continues, which brings me to my next question. With Islamophobia becoming increasingly widespread, the day will come when we will have to ask all women to wear a headscarf. All women! As solidarity with those who do so for religious reasons." --As if there's not enough problems...
-- "German Health Minister Nina Warken on Wednesday said the legalization of cannabis was a mistake, delivering a 'sobering' report on the use of the drug two years after it was controversially freed from government prohibitions." --And...
-- "German Chancellor Friedrich Merz continues to link violence and criminality with immigration.". --
-- "A 7-month-old girl was killed her stroller by a stray bullet near Humboldt and Moore streets in Brooklyn. Chilling surveillance photos show the shooter firing from the back of the moped while the driver speeds away." --
And no... the media isn't about to give a physical description of the shooters.
UPDATE:
-- "The police on Wednesday evening identified the child as Kaori Patterson-Moore of Clinton Hill, a Brooklyn neighborhood." --
UPDATE2: The duo was thrown headfirst over the scooter
-- "A fifth person has been arrested in the 2021 murder of Giovanni COSTA and two attempted murders from 2020 and 2021. Canada-wide warrants have been issued for 48-year-old Waheed BARAKZIYE and 27-year-old Filmon FESSHAGHIRGIS." --But who are Mark Carney and the Liberals going after?
-- "York Regional Police say Andre Lawrence, of Brampton was arrested in connection with a gas station robbery in Markham earlier this week is believed to be responsible for six other robberies in York Region and more than a dozen in other parts of the Greater Toronto Area." --ANDRE LAWRENCE... THAT SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR...
-- "Peel Regional Police say dozens of additional voyeurism charges have been laid against Andre Lawrence, who is accused of filming unsuspecting women while they used washrooms at businesses in Peel Region and Toronto." --
Apparently Codi didn't learn anything from the last time.
Why do so many people choose to ignore what is happening right before their eyes?
-- "'You may notice York Regional Police officers in your neighbourhood in the coming days,' police said in a news release. 'We are proactively increasing patrols and deploying the YRP Command Post at strategic locations across the region, as members of our community observe Passover. Hate, bigotry and violence have no place in York Region.'" --
-- “Why do we send trillions of dollars and have all of these American forces stationed in the region, if in our time of need, we won’t be allowed to use those bases?” --
REMEMBER CANADA... YOU VOTED FOR THIS...
-- "Compelled speech requires people to use certain words or phrases, or to partake in upholding certain ideological beliefs. It is just as dangerous to free expression as overt censorship." --
-- "Toronto Police say 27-year-old Omari Douglas has been arrested after a car was set on fire at the University of Toronto’s downtown campus. He has been charged with arson with disregard for human life, two counts of failing to comply with a probation order, and mischief over $5,000." --And in other diversity/strength related news.
-- "Tyrone Francis Nepoose, 39, who forced his way into Jason Peter Horse's home in Saskatoon, woke him up and fatally shot him received a nine-year prison term. Nepoose grew up on Samson Cree Nation in Alberta. After credit for his time on remand, Nepoose has six years left to serve." --
-- "Peel Regional Police say 39-year-old Kenneth Levy, of Mississauga has been charged in 31 break-and-enters that resulted in the theft of about $200,000 worth of computer-related items." --Get out while you can...
-- "Police are searching for a man who attempted to walk away with a child at a park in Scarborough this week." --
-- "Lawmakers voted 62-47 to mandate death by hanging as the default punishment for West Bank residents convicted of deadly terrorist acts by military courts." --
-- "Michigan's left-wing Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed was caught on audio directing his peeps to stay away from commenting on Khamenei's death as there would be people in the community who were 'sad about it.'" --You think it's not happening here?
-- "It's believed to be the first time a person has been attacked by a wolf since the animals began to reestablish themselves in Germany decades ago." --
-- "Mindia Jintcharashvli, 41, Valeri Mandaria, 35, of Vaughan, and Imeda Khabuliani, 49, face hundreds of combined charges into a series of high‑end residential break‑and‑enters in Toronto and York Region." --Not a Bob or a Doug in sight......
-- "A brazen shooting at a townhouse complex in Surrey’s Sullivan Heights neighbourhood left 27-year-old Jasman Sekhon dead on Saturday night. Sekhon was involved in the local drug trade." --
-- "A man has been taken to a trauma centre with serious, life-threatening injuries, paramedics say, following a shooting at Sherbourne and Shuter streets in Toronto’s Moss Park area on Monday evening." --
Police have not released suspect information.
Downtown sure ain't what it used to be.
No gun... no problem.
-- "Friends and family are mourning after 16-year-old Lilly Bova was shot and killed in an apartment in a wealthy suburb of Chicago. Information about a suspect has not yet been released and police say there is no ongoing threat to the community." --NOTA BENE...
-- "Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson’s 'armed security' detail costs taxpayers $30 million a year." --
-- "Canadian Border Services employees discovered 33 kilos of weed in two checked suitcases apparently owned by German citizens who were booked on a flight back to Germany. The RCMP released the two Germans and arrested Air Canada employee Atasha Weathley, 32, of Mississauga after she tried to ship suitcases of weed using passenger bag tags." --And it's tim to kill 'Young Offender's Act'...
-- "Two 17-year-old boys have been charged in connection with three carjackings in Halton Region last week." --And meet Abdel Madjid Benmaou.
-- "Designed exclusively for women, the 'Lethal Ladies' package delivers a supportive, empowering, and high-energy shooting experience. Guided by professional Range Officers, you’ll learn proper technique, build confidence, and master modern firearms in a comfortable environment." --BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE.
-- "New video appears to show a shopper subduing a suspect in the aftermath of a smash-and-grab robbery at a mall jewelry store in Oshawa over the weekend." --NOTA BENE...
-- "A spokesperson for Durham Regional Police would not confirm whether mallgoers helped apprehend the suspects." --In other news from 'the Schwa'...
-- "Police have arrested William Taylor HAYES, 24, responsible for a stabbing in Oshawa. At the time of the stabbing, Hayes was already bound by a weapons prohibition." --
Not Willie's first rodeo, apparently.
And maybe the OPP need to look at hiring standards?
-- "A court in Pakistan on Wednesday upheld the marriage of a forcibly converted 13-year-old Christian girl to the Muslim man accused of kidnapping her, sending a wave of anguish and alarm through the Christian community." --It gets better... by which I mean worse...
-- "Addressing assertions by Maria’s father that she was a 12-year-old minor at the time of the illegal marriage, the court dismissed documentary evidence of her age as 'unreliable.'” --
“Great progress has been made but, if for any reason a deal is not shortly reached, which it probably will be, and if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately ‘Open for Business,’ we will conclude our lovely ‘stay’ in Iran by blowing up and completely obliterating all of their Electric Generating Plants, Oil Wells and Kharg Island.”Keep 'em guessing...
-- "'Maybe we take Kharg Island, maybe we don’t,' Trump told the Financial Times. 'We have a lot of options.'" --
-- "Toronto Police have arrested Isaiah Cassim, 27, in a human trafficking investigation that investigators say involved deception, coercion, illicit drugs and the exploitation of an adult woman. He faces a lengthy list of charges, including procuring exercising control, and advertising another person’s sexual services." --AND...
-- "Mario Norbert Fajko, 28, is wanted after a person was choked and thrown to the ground near Lumsden and Woodbine avenues in separate incidents in East York last week." --
-- "The suspect is described as a Black male in his late 20s to early 30s, medium build, five-foot-eight, last observed wearing a black jacket." --
