-- "‘Better times at the White House,' read a Sunday morning post on the account, which was accompanied by a photo of one of the back of former President Barack Obama's and head and an easter bunny head, with the duo looking at the Washington monument in between them." --
-- "Armed police guarding Sir Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, left a bag of guns outside his home. The Metropolitan Police’s directorate of professional standards said, ‘At around 9.40pm, a member of the public called police after finding a bag containing Met-issued firearms and a Taser on a street in south London. We recognise the concern this may cause.’" --
Five unidentified officers have been removed from front-line duty.
It's a miracle the wrong people didn't find this bag.
-- "It is believed that the Iranians were fired upon from the air as they tried to approach the US base of operations. There were no US deaths among the rescue team, and all the commandos and the weapons officer involved returned safely." --And, a little closer to home...
-- "After he was arrested, Sayed Mousavi, 29, said he was going to shoot up the Sandy Police Department and stated several times that as soon as he was released, he would kill Americans, according to the Utah Department of Public Safety." --
-- "The KAIST humanoid is not just about speed or flashy moves. It reflects a bigger change in how robots are built and trained. By combining custom hardware with smarter AI, researchers are pushing machines closer to human-like capability." --
-- "Toronto Police say a woman in her 20s has been sent to the hospital following an early morning stabbing at a home near Ossington Avenue and Harbord Street in Toronto’s west end. A man in his 50s has been arrested. He was also rushed to the hospital. Police did not disclose the relationship, if any, between the man and woman." --Sadly, it's not just big cities anymore...
-- "A shooting in downtown Barrie has resulted in a 30-year-old man from Barrie being taken to a Toronto-area trauma centre in serious but stable condition." --Meanwhile... back at the 'New Caliphate.'
-- "Liberal Immigration Minister Lena Diab’s department drafted a citizenship guide expressing shame for Canada over slavery, Access To Information records show. The guide for new Canadians studying for their citizenship test urged readers to reflect on the country’s 'shameful' past: 'Many Black people were brought to Canada as enslaved people.'" --WHY ARE THE LIBERALS LYING TO CANADIANS?
Well, Lena... in actual fact, slavery was abolished in the British Empire, some 34 years before Canada became a country.Perhaps Lena should examine her Lebanese roots a littler closer...
-- "In the early 2000s, the United States listed Lebanon Tier 2 in terms of human trafficking—a position they remain in today due to not meeting the minimum standards of addressing human trafficking." --
Let's talk about actual disparities in Canada.
Did you know you could just bribe voters with civil service jobs?
-- "According to the Treasury Board, from 2015 to 2024 the number of federal employees increased by a mind-boggling 43 per cent." --
-- "A man in his 20s and a teenager are dead following a shooting at the basketball courts behind St. Joachim Elementary School at Rutherford Road in Brampton late Friday night. No arrests had been made and no suspect description were released.." --
Hmmm... I thought more basketball courts were supposed to be the answer.
A little bit of the Middle East right here...
-- "Shots were fired at a Jewish-owned restaurant in North York early Friday morning, damaging the building but leaving no injuries." --The usual, well... you know...
-- "Police say 29-year-old Kye-Shawne Griffith of Brampton was arrested on April 4, 2026, and charged with second-degree murder." --
-- "Walmart employee Jordanne Drinkwate, 32, was fatally stabbed during a late-night shift in a seemingly random attack. Zeddrick Ross told police he believed he was killing a 'demon' that had been stalking him. The victim was given emergency aid by officers and medical personnel but died at the scene." --THE MORE I LEARN, THE LESS I'M SURPRISED...
-- "Ross’s mother, Michelle, said, 'I feel very disappointed in him. I’m very surprised that he did this. I never expected him to ever do anything like this. Never'" --And, then... there's this.
-- "Two admitted murderers, Maldin Anibal Guzman and Wis Alonso Sorto-Portillo will serve just five years in prison each under a plea deal with progressive Virginia prosecutor Steve Descano. Both men were sentenced to 25 years in prison, with 20 years suspended, leaving five years to serve. Guzman is an unlawfully present Honduran national who entered the U.S. illegally." --Meanwhile... back at the ranch...
-- "A 21-year-old Calgary man, Jaskaran Singh, has been charged in connection with an extortion investigation by police. And On Wednesday, Rana Cheema, 45, of Calgary, was charged with extortion and uttering threats." --
-- "A Toronto Police officer will not face criminal charges in the fatal shooting of a 32-year-old man at Danforth GO station late last year." --
And seriously, bruh... why would he?
Meanwhile, 'professional' journalist Jermaine decides we don't need to know the dead criminal's name.
-- "RCMP officers from Carrot River and Nipawin have charged Floyd Nawakayas, 24, of Red Earth Cree Nation with attempted murder, weapons possession contrary to order, unauthorized possession of a firearm and discharging a firearm with intent." --And...
-- "Manitoba First Nations Police Service were sent to the townsite area of Sandy Bay Ojibway Nation after a man was seen driving around shooting dogs. Police said one dog was critically injured." --
-- NAIROBI — "Police in Kenya say a Canadian man accused of wielding a machete and injuring almost half a dozen people at a mosque in Nairobi has pleaded not guilty. A post on the department’s social media says back in February, a man entered a mosque posing as a worshipper. It alleges that once inside, he locked the main doors, pulled a machete and attacked congregants." --WAIT ONE ALLAH-WORSHIPPING MOMENT!!!
-- "A 32-year-old Canadian national, Mohamed Mohamed alias Mohamed Abdul Mohamed, appeared before Kahawa Law Courts on Thursday and charged with terrorism and multiple related offences following a machete attack." --
OPP CONCURS... No we're not telling you their names
Those darned Canadians...
-- "On Thursday, members of the Hate Crime Unit executed a search warrant and arrested the man, identified as Muhammad Anas Sial of Toronto." --THAT'S SOME 'RELIGION OF PEACE'...
-- "Dutch Police have launched a manhunt for a suspected terrorist after the building of a Christian pro-Israel group was bombed on Friday evening." --
-- "A man in his 30s is in hospital following a late night shooting at Jane Street and Lawrence Avenue in Toronto’s west end. No further details were immediately available." --Hey, no gun... no problem.
-- "'Recent events … have made clear that some threats are closer to home than we would like,' he said, adding, 'In these instances, minutes are a lifetime, and our service members have the courage and training to make those precious short minutes count.'" --
-- "Little Kaori Patterson’s father, Jamari Patterson, 22, was apparently targeted in the brazen Wednesday afternoon hit over a social media beef with a crew from a rival housing project. Shooter Amuri Greene, 21, ended up in the hospital, where he was identified as a person of interest in the baby’s death — with NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch saying Thursday he would face murder charges." --
-- "Korchinski-Paquet, a 29-year-old Canadian woman of Ukrainian, Black and Indigenous ancestry from Nova Scotia, died on May 27, 2020, following an interaction with Toronto Police. In 2022, the family filed a $10-million civil lawsuit in connection with her death." --THE USUAL WELFARE PEEPS...
"Five 911 calls were made by Korchinski-Paquet, her mother and brother, after Korchinski-Paquet and her brother were engaged in a fight. She apparently 'fell while trying unsuccessfully to vault to a neighbouring balcony.'"You're looking for somebody to blame, fam... take a look in the mirror.
-- "The strike in the Lebanese capital killed Hajj Yusuf Ismail Hashem, who took over the Southern Front from Ali Karaki in September 2024, after the latter was killed alongside Hezbollah chief Hassan Nasrallah in an Israeli strike." --But wait... there's more...
-- "The IDF said Thursday it eliminated Makram Atimi, commander of a central Iranian ballistic missile unit, in a precise airstrike in the Kermanshah area." --MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH... NO TIM HORTONS THIS TIME...
-- "On Thursday, members of the Hate Crime Unit executed a search warrant and arrested the man, identified as Muhammad Anas Sial of Toronto. He has been charged with public incitement of hatred." --
-- "Kuot Akol, 31, has been sentenced to nine more years in prison following a police-involved shooting at Kennedy Road and Steeles Avenue in Markham last July. Police said Akol had committed a number of firearms-related offences in Toronto between 2022 and 2023, and was released on bail with GPS monitoring." --
Akol, Akol... that sounds so familiar.
So what's happening in Ajax, Ontario?
-- "Hedayatullah Atal, 24, is facing charges after pulling out an imitation firearm and threatening someone at Bayly Street and Monarch Avenue in Ajax last month." --
-- "Derrick Bernard, a Black man who helped stage a cross burning which he says was intended to help elect Yemi Mobolade the first Black mayor of Colorado Springs was sentenced in federal court Wednesday to nearly four years in prison. Bernard was previously sentenced to life in state prison after being convicted in 2024 of orchestrating the killing of a rapper in Colorado Springs." --But, wait... there's more...
-- "Sixty-one year-old Christine Jones was allegedly shot and killed by 31-year-old Diamond Simone Wallace because of Jones’ support for President Donald Trump. Wallace is being held on a $2 million bond." --
-- "Toronto Police said said TTC special constables were first called about an indecent exposure in the area of Dufferin Street and King Street West on Saturday morning. The suspect is believed to be in his late 20s and is five-foot-eight." --C'mon now, settle down... it's not like anybody was set on fire.
-- "Any woman can wear a headscarf. And if this continues, which brings me to my next question. With Islamophobia becoming increasingly widespread, the day will come when we will have to ask all women to wear a headscarf. All women! As solidarity with those who do so for religious reasons." --As if there's not enough problems...
-- "German Health Minister Nina Warken on Wednesday said the legalization of cannabis was a mistake, delivering a 'sobering' report on the use of the drug two years after it was controversially freed from government prohibitions." --And...
-- "German Chancellor Friedrich Merz continues to link violence and criminality with immigration.". --
-- "A 7-month-old girl was killed her stroller by a stray bullet near Humboldt and Moore streets in Brooklyn. Chilling surveillance photos show the shooter firing from the back of the moped while the driver speeds away." --
And no... the media isn't about to give a physical description of the shooters.
UPDATE:
-- "The police on Wednesday evening identified the child as Kaori Patterson-Moore of Clinton Hill, a Brooklyn neighborhood." --
UPDATE2: The duo was thrown headfirst over the scooter
-- "A fifth person has been arrested in the 2021 murder of Giovanni COSTA and two attempted murders from 2020 and 2021. Canada-wide warrants have been issued for 48-year-old Waheed BARAKZIYE and 27-year-old Filmon FESSHAGHIRGIS." --But who are Mark Carney and the Liberals going after?
-- "York Regional Police say Andre Lawrence, of Brampton was arrested in connection with a gas station robbery in Markham earlier this week is believed to be responsible for six other robberies in York Region and more than a dozen in other parts of the Greater Toronto Area." --ANDRE LAWRENCE... THAT SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR...
-- "Peel Regional Police say dozens of additional voyeurism charges have been laid against Andre Lawrence, who is accused of filming unsuspecting women while they used washrooms at businesses in Peel Region and Toronto." --
Apparently Codi didn't learn anything from the last time.
Why do so many people choose to ignore what is happening right before their eyes?
-- "'You may notice York Regional Police officers in your neighbourhood in the coming days,' police said in a news release. 'We are proactively increasing patrols and deploying the YRP Command Post at strategic locations across the region, as members of our community observe Passover. Hate, bigotry and violence have no place in York Region.'" --
-- “Why do we send trillions of dollars and have all of these American forces stationed in the region, if in our time of need, we won’t be allowed to use those bases?” --
REMEMBER CANADA... YOU VOTED FOR THIS...
-- "Compelled speech requires people to use certain words or phrases, or to partake in upholding certain ideological beliefs. It is just as dangerous to free expression as overt censorship." --
-- "Toronto Police say 27-year-old Omari Douglas has been arrested after a car was set on fire at the University of Toronto’s downtown campus. He has been charged with arson with disregard for human life, two counts of failing to comply with a probation order, and mischief over $5,000." --And in other diversity/strength related news.
