09 April 2026

THE WILL OF GOD... I GUESS...

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-- "UK pastor Cheryl Bartley later recorded a video about the death — saying that she saw Smith in heaven, ‘dancing with Jesus.’ Bartley has been charged with gross negligence manslaughter." --
Oh... it gets better...
-- "Robert Smith, 61, had already been baptized but wanted the new ceremony to become a ‘born-again believer.’" --

DEMOCRATS WORKED HAND IN GLOVE WITH SOMALI 'PIRATES'...

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-- "The Mohamed family was present at the now infamous 2021 meeting between Ellison and members of the Somali community where would-be fraudsters could be heard asking the state's attorney general to help them secure more funding, before the conversation turned to campaign donations." --
The racist shithole where he lives...
-- "A House Democrat running for re-election in a battleground district previously said his home state was ‘stolen land’ and claimed racism was ‘embedded' into nearly everything.’" --

THEY'LL GIVE HIM SOME MEDS AND HE'LL BE BACK ON THE STREET...

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-- "Decarlos Brown Jr. had been arrested earlier this year but was released without bail by a liberal judge. This was despite Brown having had 14 previous criminal charges, which include charges of armed robbery, felony larceny, and breaking and entering over the last 14 years. He was also imprisoned for five years stemming from a robbery with a deadly weapon charge." --
And don't get me started on Chicago.

THE TRIGGER-PULLERS THAT MARK CARNEY WON'T TALK ABOUT...

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-- "Naesean Okoko, 19, is facing multiple charges, including attempted murder, following a carjacking near Central Park Drive and Torbram Road in Brampton where two victims were shot. One victim remains in hospital in critical condition." --
In other 'undocumented firearms owners' news...
-- "Daesean Sherk-White, 20, has been charged with attempted murder." --

And...

-- "Khaleil McDonald, 24, of no fixed address, is facing 12 charges, including assault with intent to resist arrest." --
And...
-- "Mustafa Sadat, 25, who injured two police officers earlier this week in Durham Region is facing charges." --
Why is it always the guys with the way-cool names?

CANADA... YOU DO THE CRIME AND TAKE SOFT TIME...

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-- "Less credit for pre-sentence custody, the relieved Arsalan Chaudhary has just 42 months left to serve. Ontario Court Justice Shannon McPherson also ordered Arsalan Chaudhary, 44, to pay back $22 million to Brinks." --
He'll be out in 18 months and Brinks will never see a penny.

YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR FRIENDS... AND THEIR WIVES...

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-- "It’s a 'good situation' when Cabinet Ministers’ spouses can enjoy their own careers, Prime Minister Mark Carney said yesterday. He DISMISSED QUESTIONS regarding the finance minister’s personal involvement in promoting a regional rail corporation THAT HIRED HIS WIFE AS VICE PRESIDENT: 'It’s important that we have a system that those individuals can continue to pursue their career.'" --
It's what Liberals do.

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM... DANZIG, DANZIG, THAT SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR...

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-- "Toronto Police say officers responded at approximately 3:04 a.m. to reports of a shooting at Danzig Street and Morningside Avenue.  Evidence of gunfire was located at the scene, with damage reported to the walls and windows of the residence. There is no suspect information available at this time." --

Smells like  Toronto Community Housing to me.

And 'professional' journalist Jermaine has missed one other small detail...

-- "A wild shootout in a crowd of 200 people – a crowd that included small children – remains one of the worst nights of gun violence Toronto has ever seen at a housing complex near Morningside Avenue and Danzig Street on July 16, 2012." --

You won't put people in jail... it's gonna keep happening.

And putting their names in the article would just be rude, right? 

-- "Hamilton police say a man involved in a 'neighbour dispute' in the city’s east end was in possession of a sawed-off shotgun that he had concealed in a bag." --

08 April 2026

IS THIS THE 'NEW NORMAL?'

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-- "Surveillance video captured a terrifying and apparent late-night random act of violence in Warren County, Ohio, when a knife-wielding man told a homeowner he intended to kill him 'in the name of Allah.'" -- "
It gets better... by which I mean worse...
-- "Surveillance footage from the home then appeared to show 23-year-old Anthony Long kneeling in the driveway and praying before approaching the home." --
I'm so old, I remember when the world wasn't batshit insane.

THOSE DARNED BRAMPTON MEN...

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-- "Mohamed Mahdi, 30, of Brampton, has been charged with multiple firearm-related offences, including discharging a restricted or prohibited firearm and possession of a loaded prohibited firearm." --

Someone explain to me, how this is not terrorism. 

Brampton men keep popping up in the news.

THE CONSEQUENCES OF ALLOWING A VIOLENT, MEDIEVAL CULT INTO THE USA...

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-- "Homegrown terrorists Emir Balat, 18, and Ibraham Kayumi, 19, were caught on footage — from a built-in dashboard camera on their car ride from Pennsylvania to Manhattan — casually chatting about how they planned to target Lang, who organized the rally, and hoped he would be 'split in half' in the bombing attack." --
It gets better...
-- "The pair also discussed how they wished for maximum casualties — and their chilling backup plan to toss the explosives in a café if all else failed." --

MEANWHILE... BACK IN ZOHRAN MAMDANI'S SOCIALIST PARADISE...

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-- "Wild video of the fight shared on social media show the assailant tackle and repeatedly punch the 58-year-old MTA operator in the face on the platform of the 177th Street-Parkchester station around 10:15 p.m. Friday." --
It gets better... by which I mean worse...
-- "The NYPD is 6,000 cops short of peak staffing, and they’ll be stretched thin patrolling events tied to the soccer tournament and to America’s 250th anniversary, and Zoh refuses to hire more cops." --
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-- "This guy grew up with literal African servants waiting on him." --

WELL, HABIBI... WHATEVER HAPPENS NEXT... YOU FIND OUT FIRST...

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-- “You must receive permission from Iranian Sepah navy for passing through the strait. If any vessel tries to transit without permission, will be destroyed,” an Iranian official was heard saying in audio shared with the Wall Street Journal by a crew member." --
Somebody wasn't listening...
-- "The threat comes despite President Trump announcing late Tuesday that Iran agreed to the “COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz,” through which over a fifth of the world’s seaborne oil flows annually." --
The Muslim world does love to bluster.

THEY'RE COUNTING ON THE APATHY & IGNORANCE OF THE AVERAGE VOTER...

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-- "Doly Begum, a Liberal byelection candidate, in social media posts prior to her nomination described Liberals as untrustworthy, conniving and 'the surest path to greater evil.' Begum is a former deputy leader of the New Democrat opposition in the Ontario legislature: 'The shine has worn off the Liberals’ formula of fake progressivism.'" --

LET'S START A FUNDRAISER FOR ANY CONVICT WHO KILLS THIS SAVAGE...

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-- "The image, released by prosecutors on Tuesday, shows the young girl standing behind Tanner Horner on the day she was strangled in Texas in November 2022. In the black-and-white photo, Athena appears visibly uneasy as Horner focuses on the road ahead." --

07 April 2026

JUST YOUR TYPICAL 'CARTEL-READY' TEXAS TEENS...

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-- "The accused Austin teens — Jose Rojas-Alvarado, Oscar Armando Santiago-Martinez, Angel Lemus-Perez, and Carlos Roberto Oliva-Villeda — allegedly tied up, burned and beat the victim with a baseball bat while taking it in turns holding a gun to his head." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch. 

Finally... tragedy averted.

THOSE DARNED 'ANONYMOUS' BRANTFORD MEN...

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-- "The accused has also been charged with possession of prohibited firearm with ammunition; possession of firearm contrary to prohibition order; and breach of probation order." --

Meanwhile, the Carney Liberals are chasing legal, registered firearms owners

SELF-SELECTING FOR MARTYRDOM... YEAH, THAT WORKS TOO...

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-- "Iranian officials had called on civilians to help protect energy infrastructure amid President Donald Trump's threats to begin targeting it." --
Yup... these people...
-- "The New York Times' Terence Smith, writing about Iran in 1984, described the use of child soldiers by Iran to clear minefields." --

And nothing has changed since then. 

BREAKING... Trump agrees to 2 week ceasefire

'CHEESE EATING SURRENDER-MONKEYS'...

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-- "'Everything must be done to prevent Lebanon from descending into chaos,' Macron wrote on X/Twitter. 'Hezbollah must immediately halt its escalating conflict. Israel must abandon its large-scale offensive and cease its massive airstrikes.'" --
Jock up, Pitou... it's not like they didn't warn us...
"If you are not able to find an IED or a bullet, then single out the disbelieving American, Frenchman, or any of their allies.  Smash his head with a rock, or slaughter him with a knife, or run him over with your car, or throw him down from a high place, or choke him, or poison him."
When they tell you who they are... you best believe.

MAD MULLAHS REFUSE TO FACE THEIR HIROSHIMA/NAGASAKI MOMENT...

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-- "Roughly 50 strikes were carried out on military targets on the Islamic Republic’s oil-critical stronghold which controls roughly 90% of Iranian crude oil exports. As the clock ticked down on Trump’s deadline, strikes in other parts of Iran only intensified." --
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-- "Lincoln ordered done what had to be done to break the will of the fanatics in Richmond and spread throughout the confederacy.  Like Presidents Wilson, FDR and Truman in the next century, Lincoln had his terms and would accept nothing less. " --

SMELL THAT 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM...

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-- "And they go, ‘Yeah, bad news. We reviewed the special again, we’d like you to take out the Muslim joke.’ I go, ‘Oh, why?’ And they go, ‘Well, the last time a comic did a Muslim joke, we got bomb threats. We got death threats. They said they were going to kill us." --
You think I'm joking?
-- "French police confirmed Wednesday that 12 people were shot and killed by gunmen at the Paris offices of Charlie Hebdo, a satirical weekly newspaper." --
It's funny what American media doesn't have a problem with...
-- "On March 24, PBS stations debuted a long negative campaign commercial disguised as a documentary titled 'White With Fear,' on how 'America’s conservative political machine uses racial fault lines to gain power.'" --
Meanwhile... back at the ranch...
-- "Police are searching for a male driver who allegedly got into a fight with another driver in Toronto’s east end, boxing him in with his vehicle and producing a gun. The suspect is described as having an olive complexion, approximately 40-years-old and bald, with a beard." --

06 April 2026

THE PRICE OF PRESIDENT GRANDAD'S 'NO BORDER' POLICIES...

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-- "Illegal alien gang member Yefry Archaga executes pleading 15-year-old Miles Young in cold-blooded ambush. This savage murder of an American teenager highlights the deadly cost of open borders and weak enforcement." --
Noose... tree... do it now.

AT LEAST TORONTO COPS HAVE STOPPED BRINGING THEM SNACKS...

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-- "A group of about 20 anti-Israel protesters staged their expanded weekly rally and march through one of Toronto’s most Jewish neighbourhoods on Sunday, two weeks after the city police issued new instructions limiting the route. 'I get to see them screaming with their megaphones into the faces of elderly people just trying to get to the drugstore or the grocery store,” said the resident. There is no target here other than the people that live here.'" --
Behold... the new, diverse entrepreneurs...
 -- "Halton Police charged Rafi Ahmed, 23, Shafi Ahmed, 24, Levente Glonczi, 21, David Ho, 29, Jason Ho, 31 and 29-year-old Thanh Bui in connection with an online counterfeit currency sales ring in the GTA." --

AND BILL DAVIS WEPT... THE NEVER-ENDING TRIBAL 'FRICTION' IN BRAMPTON...

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-- "Peel Regional Police kept protesters behind metal barricades as they waved the yellow flags of Khalistan, the homeland that Sikhs are demanding be carved out of India, which is resisted by a politically controlled Hindu-supported government." --
HERE'S HOPING THEY LEFT THEIR SWORDS AT HOME THIS TIME
-- "Then who's gonna deliver my food if all the Uber drivers are chopping arms off in Brampton.  This is why my chicken shawarma was cold last night." --
And tribal conflict is hardly the only issue...
-- "Break-and-enters remain a persistent issue in Mississauga and Brampton, with over 500 incidents reported to police since the start of 2026." --
And...
-- "Two men have been injured in an altercation that led to a shooting in Brampton." --
The usual, well... you know...
-- "South Simcoe Police describe the suspects as black males, wearing dark clothing and face coverings. Police have obtained video footage from the home and releasing photos for the public to help identify the suspects." --

UPDATE3: TORONTO HOMICIDE #35/2025... THE DIVERSITY CHRONICLES...

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-- "Toronto Police say that Kye-Shawne Griffiths, 29, now faces a charge of second-degree murder in connection with the death of Markham man Yueyuan Dong at a restaurant at Sheppard Avenue and Brimley Road in Scarborough." --

THE LUNATIC LEFT I RUNNING OUT OF 'SOLUTIONS'...

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-- "Right now, there is a coordinated wave of new tax proposals sweeping California, New York, Washington state, Massachusetts, Michigan and Connecticut.  The common thread? They all believe the solution to self-inflicted budget crises is to reach deeper into the pockets of their most productive residents." --

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

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-- "Defense Minister Israel Katz and the IDF announced on Monday that the Israel Air Force assassinated the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps’s Intelligence Organization chief, Majid Khademi, effectively No. 2 within the IRGC." --
YOU CAN RUN... BUT YOU'LL ON DIE EXHAUSTED...
-- "He kept moving, relocating, but ultimately, he was hunted down and eliminated." --

Not to worry... all his friends will be there in hell to greet him.

THE KAMALA PEOPLE ARE AT IT AGAIN...

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-- "'Saturday Night Live' mused over the weekend about the possibility of President Trump being assassinated — much to the delight of its far-left audience. The sick moment occurred during the show’s 'Weekend Update' segment when Michael Che crowbarred the 'joke' into a bit about the president attending a performance at the Trump Kennedy Center." --

05 April 2026

THE FAMILY THAT PREYS TOGETHER... TEXAS RAPPER EDITION...

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-- "The rapper — whose real name is Lontrell D. Williams Jr. — was arrested in Dallas, Texas, on Wednesday, and booked in connection to a federal criminal case, said law enforcement sources.  Williams father, Lontrell Williams Sr., was also arrested in Memphis, Tennessee." --
There it is, folks... the music that soothes men's souls.

DEMOCRATS CRAP ALL OVER PRESIDENT GRANDAD WITH EASTER MESSAGE...

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-- "‘Better times at the White House,' read a Sunday morning post on the account, which was accompanied by a photo of one of the back of former President Barack Obama's and head and an easter bunny head, with the duo looking at the Washington monument in between them." --
And even Obama loyalists are calling out the crazies...
-- "‘Democrats are worried about bathroom access and locker room access,’ scoffs Emanuel. Meanwhile, “you have 50% of our kids not reading at grade level.    It’s a perfect example of Dems’ detachment from middle-class values.’" --

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU ONLY HIRED THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST...

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-- "Armed police guarding ­Sir Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, left a bag of guns outside his home. The Metropolitan Police’s directorate of professional standards said, ‘At around 9.40pm, a member of the public called police after finding a bag containing Met-issued firearms and a Taser on a street in south London. We recognise the concern this may cause.’" --

Five unidentified officers have been removed from front-line duty. 

It's a miracle the wrong people didn't find this bag.

MAKING MONKEYS OUT OF MULLAHS...

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-- "It is believed that the Iranians were fired upon from the air as they tried to approach the US base of operations. There were no US deaths among the rescue team, and all the commandos and the weapons officer involved returned safely." --
And, a little closer to home...
-- "After he was arrested, Sayed Mousavi, 29, said he was going to shoot up the Sandy Police Department and stated several times that as soon as he was released, he would kill Americans, according to the Utah Department of Public Safety." --

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

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-- "Toronto Police say a woman in her 20s has been sent to the hospital following an early morning stabbing at a home near Ossington Avenue and Harbord Street in Toronto’s west end.   A man in his 50s has been arrested. He was also rushed to the hospital.  Police did not disclose the relationship, if any, between the man and woman." --
Sadly, it's not just big cities anymore...
-- "A shooting in downtown Barrie has resulted in a 30-year-old man from Barrie being taken to a Toronto-area trauma centre in serious but stable condition." --

Meanwhile... back at the 'New Caliphate.' 

And how's that government 'gun grab' going?