JASON MUNROE DESERVES A MEDAL... NOT A CRIMINAL RECORD...

-- "Whitby father Jason Munroe, who got a two-year house arrest and three years of probation for firing at armed home intruders who shot his son won’t face a longer sentence after it was upheld. Last week, the Court of Appeal for Ontario dismissed the Crown’s appeal of the length of the man’s sentence, which they argued as 'demonstrably unfit.'" --

THE CRIME IN QUESTION...

-- "The intruders forced Munroe and his family into the basement. Shortly after, there was an altercation that resulted in Munroe’s son being shot. Munroe then wrestled a handgun from one intruder and shot one of them. The intruders fled the home, but Munroe chased after them. He stood on his porch and shot at them three times while they were fleeing in their car." --

This is what passes for justice in Doug Ford's Ontario.

More diversity/strength please. 

EVEN THE MUNCHKINS ARE TEARING IT UP...

-- "Toronto Police have identified Jose Mario Recinos, 58, wanted in connection with a sexual assault that occurred last weekend in the city’s downtown core. Police describe Recinos as 5-foot-4 to 5-foot-6, with a thin build and clean‑shaven." --

But wait... there's more.

And more. 

I'M HONESTLY SURPRISED NOBODY SHOT HIS CREEPY ASS...

-- "Zymire Hughes, 22, who is accused of terrorizing women around the streets of Philadelphia last week is actively trying to avoid law enforcement, officials said Thursday. Hughes yelled at a woman asking her if she was 'ready to die' while chasing others." --

Once again. the guys with the way-cool names.

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Halton Regional Police Service alleges prolific car thief Darryl Davance, 25, from Quebec was placing Accutag tracking devices on high-end vehicles throughout the Greater Toronto Hamilton Area so he could monitor and steal them. Police say if you find a tracking device on your vehicle call police immediately and do not remove it." --

And, to absolutely no ones surprise... it's not Darryl's first rodeo.

EWWWWW... EWWWWW... EWWWWW...

-- "The case took another turn after Turnbull was brought to jail. Authorities said Turnbull entered the prison with $3,200 in cash lodged in her vagina." --

Meanwhile... back at the ranch.

'NOT WITH A BANG... BUT WITH A MEOW'...

-- "Another victory for the 'judge a book by its cover' people. Sorry, I tuned out everything you said because you're a dude in a dress wearing cat ears and pretending to be a 'mom.'" --

PERHAPS MARK CARNEY SHOULD REVISIT THAT WHOLE 'MUSLIM VALUES' THING...

-- "The IDF investigation, conducted in cooperation with the Shin Bet, revealed Hamas is using the second floor of Nasser Hospital's outpatient clinics as an interrogation facility. Hamas is torturing and extorting the Palestinians it brings up for interrogation, transforming the site into its center of power in the southern Gaza Strip." --

SO WHAT LINE IS THE LIBERAL FUNDED CBC CURRENTLY PUSHING?

-- "As Israel’s military advances its yellow line, Gazans fear they’re being pushed to the sea." --

SO WHAT ELSE ARE THE COPS AND MEDIA NOT TELLING US...

-- "Toronto police are asking for the public’s help locating Daryl Michael Boyd for failing to comply with court‑ordered release conditions after his GPS ankle monitor stopped transmitting." --

Boyd, Boyd... seems they left out the bit about the gun...

-- "A 35-year-old man is under arrest after pulling a gun on someone in East York." --

A STORY YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE ON THE CBC...

-- "Canada's Federal archivists are protecting 'safety of individuals' in concealing more than a million pages of records on Nazi collaborators let into Canada after 1945, says a newly-disclosed briefing note. Cabinet years ago had promised to release all Holocaust-related files: 'They knew.'" --

PREVENTION? COPS ARE JUST THERE TO FILL OUT REPORTS...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating another shooting at Upper Humber Drive near Finch Avenue in Rexdale, marking the second gunfire incident on the same street in just a matter of days.  Police haven’t confirmed whether both shootings are connected." --

UPDATE:  So now it's three. 

Well... I guess it could be worse.

JUSSIE SMOLLET IS THE RULE... NOT THE EXCEPTION...

-- "Amid calls for her immediate resignation, Fresno Unified trustee Keshia Thomas has apologized for fraudulently claiming that former high school football coach Don Arax called her son the n-word.  Those words, in the view of Arax’s attorney, Brian Whelan, do not constitute genuine contrition. 'This is not an apology. It is the latest version of a story that finally ran out of places to go." --

NOBODY'S LAUGHING AT PREPPERS NOW...

-- "Poland sees a pattern of escalating Russian pressure on multiple fronts. 'We are hurrying to be prepared for war since Russia is giving us and our neighbors constant signals that they want us back as their vassals, their colonial backyard,' said one diplomat." --

GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 732... IN POITIERS...

-- "Portugal President António José Segurohas has banned face-coverings in public. Under the law, forcing another person to cover their face is punishable by up to three years in prison.." --

What... you don't get the historical reference? 

Nota bene...

-- "There are currently 24 states that have banned the burqa and niqab, both Muslim-majority countries and non-Muslim countries." --

♪ "TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WELL..." ♪

-- "Harvard University will pay $53 million to settle a ghoulish class-action suit brought by families claiming imprisoned former morgue manager Cedric Lodge mishandled the bodies of their loved ones donated to its medical school and even sold their body parts on the black market." --

THE NEW DATING GAME... BRAMPTON EDITION...

-- "Peel Regional Police are urging potential victims of an online dating extortion scheme to come forward after a victim was extorted out of $6,000 during a meet-up in Brampton. Harwinder Singh, 35, and Riya Riya, 23, are charged with forcible confinement, robbery and extortion.  Singh faces a separate charge of uttering threats." --

I GUESS THE HOMEOWNER DIDN'T LEAVE HIS CAR KEYS BY THE FRONT DOOR...

-- "Toronto Police say unknown suspects were attempting to steal a vehicle from a home near Kingston and McCowan roads when a resident of the home fired a gun during the encounter. The suspects fled before officers arrived. The resident who discharged the firearm has been charged." --

 UPDATE: Francis Betinvieh, 37... is charged with discharging a firearm recklessly 

You think the cops are on your side? Think again...

-- "Pembina Valley RCMP say a 66-year-old Manitoba man is facing charges for firing shots towards the vehicles of thieves stealing from his property." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police have launched an investigation into a shooting after a man in his 30s walked into a hospital with a gunshot wound on Tuesday evening.   There is no information about a potential suspect at this time." --

Meanwhile Peel cops are busy hunting racists.

HOW POLITICS ACTUALLY WORKS...

-- "Alleged racist Zead Ramadan, 57, with no experience of fund management is in charge of the embattled West Harlem Development Corporation’s $56 million endowment, The Post has learned. Ramadan, 57, managed a cafe in Upper Manhattan and had a business selling sandwiches at coffee stations at Columbia University hospitals before being appointed as executive director of the WHDC in 2020." --

And don't get me started on polling...

-- "A poll claiming incumbent Mayor Karen Bass was leading council member Nithya Raman by a wide margin in the Los Angeles mayoral race was fake, according to Median Strategies, the company behind the survey." --

UPDATE: TORONTO HOMICIDE #49-50/2018... CATCH & RELEASE CANADA...

-- "Defence lawyer Gary Grill called the evidence condensed but complex. 'Identity is conceded. He is at least guilty of aggravated assault,' Grill told Dineen in relation to the woman who was wounded." --

Nowhere is safe anymore...

-- "A shooting in downtown Kitchener has sent a 21-year-old man in hospital in critical condition, and three suspects on the loose." --

MINNESOTA... THE LAND WHERE SOMALI DREAMS COME TRUE...

-- "Fraud is so rampant in this demographic that it’s rewarded instead of punished,' ACT for America Founder Brigitte Gabriel posted on X. 'When the system celebrates the looters, you have a culture problem.' Salman Ahmed Elmi who once received an 'outstanding refugee' award from the state government has been charged with Medicaid fraud to bill Medicaid for over $1 million in fraudulent services." --

Will Minnesotans vote for change?

WHY CAN'T WE BE MORE LIKE AFRICA?

-- "Locals have also reportedly shown high levels of distrust of foreign humanitarian aid workers and others in the health sector, attacking quarantine locations, stealing the bodies of the dead, and spreading rumors that Ebola is not a real disease." --

And meet 'Georgia man', Babajide Adesayo. 

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "One person has serious injuries after a shooting near Kipling and Finch avenues in Etobicoke Tuesday morning. The suspect, or suspects, fled the scene prior to the arrival of police.  No descriptions have been released." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after gunfire struck a home and several parked vehicles in a residential neighbourhood in Rexdale early Tuesday morning." --

Is there nowhere that's safe anymore? 

And, remember to get out and enjoy nature.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MUSLIM VALUES CONFLICT WITH CANADIAN VALUES?

-- |The Special Investigations Unit said Monday that OPP Const. Zahid Javed from the Southern Georgian Bay detachment is facing three counts of sexual assault and three counts of breach of trust. The charges stem from allegations involving three women and incidents the SIU says took place between August 2024 and October 2025." --

This is hardly the first time this has happened. 

 I can't be the only one who sees the disconnect here...

-- "Wife-beating is instructed by the Qur'an and the Hadiths, and has been an accepted part of Islam law since its inception. Quran 4:34 states that men are maintainers of women." --

Why do western countries do this to themselves?

ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Jahnoi Bell, 21, and the two 17-year-olds, face two counts each of first-degree murder. Mcaium Aarons, 25, has been charged with conspiracy to commit an indictable offence and breach of probation order. Jayden Christmah, 23, faces one charge of possession of firearm for the purpose of trafficking." --

Just wait until they get bail. 

No gun... no problem...

-- "Police have made two arrests after a man was stabbed in the back near Danforth and Broadview avenues in Toronto’s east end last week." --

NOT ME... NOT MINE... NOT TONIGHT...

-- "Fort Worth Police indicated, 'The intruder, Darius Levy, 29, who was killed, had a active protective order filed against him involving someone who lives at the home.'" --