08 April 2026
07 April 2026
JUST YOUR TYPICAL 'CARTEL-READY' TEXAS TEENS...

-- "The accused Austin teens — Jose Rojas-Alvarado, Oscar Armando Santiago-Martinez, Angel Lemus-Perez, and Carlos Roberto Oliva-Villeda — allegedly tied up, burned and beat the victim with a baseball bat while taking it in turns holding a gun to his head." --
Meanwhile... back at the ranch.
Finally... tragedy averted.
THOSE DARNED 'ANONYMOUS' BRANTFORD MEN...

-- "The accused has also been charged with possession of prohibited firearm with ammunition; possession of firearm contrary to prohibition order; and breach of probation order." --
Meanwhile, the Carney Liberals are chasing legal, registered firearms owners.
Always the guys with the way-cool names...
-- "Naesean Okoko, a 19-year-old male, was arrested and charged with a double shooting in Brampton yesterday.". --
SELF-SELECTING FOR MARTYRDOM... YEAH, THAT WORKS TOO...

-- "Iranian officials had called on civilians to help protect energy infrastructure amid President Donald Trump's threats to begin targeting it." --Yup... these people...
-- "The New York Times' Terence Smith, writing about Iran in 1984, described the use of child soldiers by Iran to clear minefields." --
And nothing has changed since then.
BREAKING... Trump agrees to 2 week ceasefire
'CHEESE EATING SURRENDER-MONKEYS'...

-- "'Everything must be done to prevent Lebanon from descending into chaos,' Macron wrote on X/Twitter. 'Hezbollah must immediately halt its escalating conflict. Israel must abandon its large-scale offensive and cease its massive airstrikes.'" --Jock up, Pitou... it's not like they didn't warn us...
"If you are not able to find an IED or a bullet, then single out the disbelieving American, Frenchman, or any of their allies. Smash his head with a rock, or slaughter him with a knife, or run him over with your car, or throw him down from a high place, or choke him, or poison him."When they tell you who they are... you best believe.
MAD MULLAHS REFUSE TO FACE THEIR HIROSHIMA/NAGASAKI MOMENT...

-- "Roughly 50 strikes were carried out on military targets on the Islamic Republic’s oil-critical stronghold which controls roughly 90% of Iranian crude oil exports. As the clock ticked down on Trump’s deadline, strikes in other parts of Iran only intensified." --

-- "Lincoln ordered done what had to be done to break the will of the fanatics in Richmond and spread throughout the confederacy. Like Presidents Wilson, FDR and Truman in the next century, Lincoln had his terms and would accept nothing less. " --
SMELL THAT 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM...

-- "And they go, ‘Yeah, bad news. We reviewed the special again, we’d like you to take out the Muslim joke.’ I go, ‘Oh, why?’ And they go, ‘Well, the last time a comic did a Muslim joke, we got bomb threats. We got death threats. They said they were going to kill us." --You think I'm joking?
-- "French police confirmed Wednesday that 12 people were shot and killed by gunmen at the Paris offices of Charlie Hebdo, a satirical weekly newspaper." --It's funny what American media doesn't have a problem with...
-- "On March 24, PBS stations debuted a long negative campaign commercial disguised as a documentary titled 'White With Fear,' on how 'America’s conservative political machine uses racial fault lines to gain power.'" --Meanwhile... back at the ranch...
-- "Police are searching for a male driver who allegedly got into a fight with another driver in Toronto’s east end, boxing him in with his vehicle and producing a gun. The suspect is described as having an olive complexion, approximately 40-years-old and bald, with a beard." --
06 April 2026
AT LEAST TORONTO COPS HAVE STOPPED BRINGING THEM SNACKS...

-- "A group of about 20 anti-Israel protesters staged their expanded weekly rally and march through one of Toronto’s most Jewish neighbourhoods on Sunday, two weeks after the city police issued new instructions limiting the route. 'I get to see them screaming with their megaphones into the faces of elderly people just trying to get to the drugstore or the grocery store,” said the resident. There is no target here other than the people that live here.'" --Behold... the new, diverse entrepreneurs...
-- "Halton Police charged Rafi Ahmed, 23, Shafi Ahmed, 24, Levente Glonczi, 21, David Ho, 29, Jason Ho, 31 and 29-year-old Thanh Bui in connection with an online counterfeit currency sales ring in the GTA." --
AND BILL DAVIS WEPT... THE NEVER-ENDING TRIBAL 'FRICTION' IN BRAMPTON...

-- "Peel Regional Police kept protesters behind metal barricades as they waved the yellow flags of Khalistan, the homeland that Sikhs are demanding be carved out of India, which is resisted by a politically controlled Hindu-supported government." --HERE'S HOPING THEY LEFT THEIR SWORDS AT HOME THIS TIME
-- "Then who's gonna deliver my food if all the Uber drivers are chopping arms off in Brampton. This is why my chicken shawarma was cold last night." --And tribal conflict is hardly the only issue...
-- "Break-and-enters remain a persistent issue in Mississauga and Brampton, with over 500 incidents reported to police since the start of 2026." --And...
-- "Two men have been injured in an altercation that led to a shooting in Brampton." --The usual, well... you know...
-- "South Simcoe Police describe the suspects as black males, wearing dark clothing and face coverings. Police have obtained video footage from the home and releasing photos for the public to help identify the suspects." --
THE LUNATIC LEFT I RUNNING OUT OF 'SOLUTIONS'...

-- "Right now, there is a coordinated wave of new tax proposals sweeping California, New York, Washington state, Massachusetts, Michigan and Connecticut. The common thread? They all believe the solution to self-inflicted budget crises is to reach deeper into the pockets of their most productive residents." --
♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "Defense Minister Israel Katz and the IDF announced on Monday that the Israel Air Force assassinated the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps’s Intelligence Organization chief, Majid Khademi, effectively No. 2 within the IRGC." --YOU CAN RUN... BUT YOU'LL ON DIE EXHAUSTED...
-- "He kept moving, relocating, but ultimately, he was hunted down and eliminated." --
Not to worry... all his friends will be there in hell to greet him.
THE KAMALA PEOPLE ARE AT IT AGAIN...

-- "'Saturday Night Live' mused over the weekend about the possibility of President Trump being assassinated — much to the delight of its far-left audience. The sick moment occurred during the show’s 'Weekend Update' segment when Michael Che crowbarred the 'joke' into a bit about the president attending a performance at the Trump Kennedy Center." --
05 April 2026
THE FAMILY THAT PREYS TOGETHER... TEXAS RAPPER EDITION...

-- "The rapper — whose real name is Lontrell D. Williams Jr. — was arrested in Dallas, Texas, on Wednesday, and booked in connection to a federal criminal case, said law enforcement sources. Williams father, Lontrell Williams Sr., was also arrested in Memphis, Tennessee." --There it is, folks... the music that soothes men's souls.
DEMOCRATS CRAP ALL OVER PRESIDENT GRANDAD WITH EASTER MESSAGE...

-- "‘Better times at the White House,' read a Sunday morning post on the account, which was accompanied by a photo of one of the back of former President Barack Obama's and head and an easter bunny head, with the duo looking at the Washington monument in between them." --And even Obama loyalists are calling out the crazies...
-- "‘Democrats are worried about bathroom access and locker room access,’ scoffs Emanuel. Meanwhile, “you have 50% of our kids not reading at grade level. It’s a perfect example of Dems’ detachment from middle-class values.’" --
I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU ONLY HIRED THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST...

-- "Armed police guarding Sir Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, left a bag of guns outside his home. The Metropolitan Police’s directorate of professional standards said, ‘At around 9.40pm, a member of the public called police after finding a bag containing Met-issued firearms and a Taser on a street in south London. We recognise the concern this may cause.’" --
Five unidentified officers have been removed from front-line duty.
It's a miracle the wrong people didn't find this bag.
MAKING MONKEYS OUT OF MULLAHS...

-- "It is believed that the Iranians were fired upon from the air as they tried to approach the US base of operations. There were no US deaths among the rescue team, and all the commandos and the weapons officer involved returned safely." --And, a little closer to home...
-- "After he was arrested, Sayed Mousavi, 29, said he was going to shoot up the Sandy Police Department and stated several times that as soon as he was released, he would kill Americans, according to the Utah Department of Public Safety." --
YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "Toronto Police say a woman in her 20s has been sent to the hospital following an early morning stabbing at a home near Ossington Avenue and Harbord Street in Toronto’s west end. A man in his 50s has been arrested. He was also rushed to the hospital. Police did not disclose the relationship, if any, between the man and woman." --Sadly, it's not just big cities anymore...
-- "A shooting in downtown Barrie has resulted in a 30-year-old man from Barrie being taken to a Toronto-area trauma centre in serious but stable condition." --
Meanwhile... back at the 'New Caliphate.'
And how's that government 'gun grab' going?
04 April 2026
NOW I COULD'VE SWORN THE BRITISH EMPIRE OUTLAWED SLAVERY IN 1833...

-- "Liberal Immigration Minister Lena Diab’s department drafted a citizenship guide expressing shame for Canada over slavery, Access To Information records show. The guide for new Canadians studying for their citizenship test urged readers to reflect on the country’s 'shameful' past: 'Many Black people were brought to Canada as enslaved people.'" --WHY ARE THE LIBERALS LYING TO CANADIANS?
Well, Lena... in actual fact, slavery was abolished in the British Empire, some 34 years before Canada became a country.Perhaps Lena should examine her Lebanese roots a littler closer...
-- "In the early 2000s, the United States listed Lebanon Tier 2 in terms of human trafficking—a position they remain in today due to not meeting the minimum standards of addressing human trafficking." --
Let's talk about actual disparities in Canada.
Did you know you could just bribe voters with civil service jobs?
-- "According to the Treasury Board, from 2015 to 2024 the number of federal employees increased by a mind-boggling 43 per cent." --
YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM... NO WORRIES, JUST AN 'ALTERCATION'...

-- "A man in his 20s and a teenager are dead following a shooting at the basketball courts behind St. Joachim Elementary School at Rutherford Road in Brampton late Friday night. No arrests had been made and no suspect description were released.." --
Hmmm... I thought more basketball courts were supposed to be the answer.
A little bit of the Middle East right here...
-- "Shots were fired at a Jewish-owned restaurant in North York early Friday morning, damaging the building but leaving no injuries." --The usual, well... you know...
-- "Police say 29-year-old Kye-Shawne Griffith of Brampton was arrested on April 4, 2026, and charged with second-degree murder." --







