NEVER MIND HIS ‘GENETIC PAIN’

-- “I’ve got so much I want to say about the First Amendment; I still don’t understand it, but it is bonkers.” --

FROM THE COMMENTS:

-- "Harry should probably not talk about something he still doesn’t understand." --

I'm thinking little Lord Fauntleroy is in for a real shock when he gets to the next one.

Make murder more illegaler!

THE COMPANY THAT HE KEEPS:

"Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are facing criticism for their new partnership with a company that sells skin-whitening creams."

Well, I guess it's back to...

...no-name caviar & off-brand champagne...

A funraising page set up by a Californian woman to pay Prince Harry’s £11 million mortgage has been closed after raising just £78.64.

The page is now inactive and produces an error message saying, "Campaign Not Found".

HOME AGAIN HOME AGAIN:

"The taxidermist did a wonderful job."

My latest plea to the British Royal Family

Dear Liz... just another reminder, I'm still waiting for that compensation for my ancestors being chased out of the Scottish Highlands...

"Oliver blames Canada's experience with slavery for much of the black community's inability to support each other and for the stereotypes old-stock Canadians continue to show."

Uh, Don... does that include the guy who appointed you to the Canadian Senate?

"It really flows from the days of slavery . . . because of the slave mentality," he explained, when someone got ahead, they would get dragged down by the group."

And 140 years later, Mr. Cash for Life... that's on us modern-day honkies... how?