30 September 2016

Ask an Islamic Defence Minister

"We will destroy India if it dares to impose war on us. The Pakistani army is fully prepared to answer any misadventure of India. We have not made atomic devices to display in a showcase. If a such a situation arises we will use it and eliminate India."
That's some "Religion of Peace."

Meanwhile back in La-la Land...
"So the test for "Combat ready" is being in better shape than a 55 year old mom-jean-wearing president."
We are doomed.

Hey... it all works out in the end

I''m sure the Iranian womens beach volleyball team will reciprocate when they visit here...

your new islamic overlords
"Susan Polgar, a grandmaster who chairs the international chess federation’s women’s committee, said that players should put up with the rules and that there were 'beautiful choices' of hijab on offer."
Hey, Susan... can you check if they have any gold-plated chastity belts?

29 September 2016


"Afraid of bones in an archaeology class? I swear to God, I'm almost ready for the Red Chinese or the Russians to invade us and put an end to this bullshit."

• "I've got a bone for them to be afraid of. And there won't be any trigger warnings either."

RELATED: "If You Agree With Us..."
"We Will Complain About It"

Mass casualties in Hoboken, NJ

"Some passengers said the train seemed to be moving faster than usual as it entered the station, but they didn't think much of it -- until the impact."
More reports that the train did not slow down are emerging...
Leon Offengenden, a passenger in the third car of the train said he wasn’t in a seat with a window, but doesn’t think the train slowed down when it was approaching the Hoboken station. “There was no brakes, all of a sudden just crash,” he said. “Something happened.”

Passenger Linda Albelli, 62, told Reuters that she was sitting at the rear of the train as it barreled into the station.

“I noticed, ‘he’s not slowing up, we’re going too fast,’ and with that there was this tremendous crash.”
More than 100 people were injured and at least three people killed.


UPDATE: Not "standard operating procedure"...
"Trains normally come in at 2 or 3 mph by the time they get to the resting spot where people depart," Mike Larson, a New Jersey transit employee, told reporters in Hoboken. "He came in at a high rate of speed. He went straight through the bumper block, through the air, took the ceiling out."

"It was just horrific, an explosion of concrete dust and electrical wires."
Note that ommuter trains are always equipped with a spring-loaded "Deadman" device that automatically applies emergency braking if the vehicle operator becomes incapacitated.


UPDATE2: One dead... not three
Investigators retrieved an event recorder from the New Jersey Transit train and they expect to download information from the device Friday morning, a US official with direct knowledge of the probe said.

The engineer, Thomas Gallagher, 48, who has worked for the New Jersey Transit for 29 years was treated and released from a hospital. He hasn't yet spoken with National Transportation Safety Board investigators.

Nannygate, Travelgate, Whitewater, Filegate:

...it's tough to remember all the scandals that plagued then-President Bill and Hillary Clinton through the '90s. Hillary Clinton wrote in her autobiography that her husband claimed Lewinsky had misinterpreted his attention. “It was such a familiar scenario that I had little trouble believing the accusations were groundless,” she wrote.

A chill fell over the White House as the truth about Lewinsky emerged, former staffers and friends said.
Lying is their lives. America deserves more.
"The theme that emerges is of an out-of-control, entitled husband, and a wife who was actively involved in covering up his behavior, many times by allegedly targeting the female victims themselves."
Why is this woman still in the race?

“Maybe it’s all amusing..."

"Maybe it’s not a problem at all, maybe it’s all just entertainment. Everyone’s a racist, maybe every man is ultimately a rapist, whatever,” he continued. “But there’s a child-like attitude toward the world in this kind of over-emotional lashing out, and the culture of blame."

“It almost seems at times as if kids are running the world,” concluded Ellis. “Feelings are not fact.”

28 September 2016

Silence of the BLM's

Apparently, Barack Obama's "hypothetical" sons aren't familiar with the "Law of Unintended Consequences"...kill white people
Deputies found graffiti in Hillsborough County at two different locations. One wall was hit along Gornto Lake Road in Brandon, with the phrase "kill white people" spray painted. Other tags read "black lives matter" and "BLM."
All the same "social justice" twinkies who lose their shit about "transphobic, white privileged Harry Potter" refuse to see the actual writing on the wall.


RELATED: Timing is everything
MIAMI — To kill Donald Trump's chances of capturing the White House, Hillary Clinton needs to win Florida. And to do that, she needs a big minority turnout.
Thanks for getting out the Trump vote, homeboyz!


LAST WORD: Post Debate Surge:
Donald Trump Fills Massive Hangar for Florida Rally, Thousands Turned Away
Perhaps the debate went a little better than I thought.

27 September 2016

Do as I say...

...not as I do...
Liberal cabinet minister Maryam Monsef could be stripped of her citizenship without a hearing under a law the Liberals denounced while in opposition but which they’ve been enforcing aggressively since taking power, civil liberties and refugee lawyers say. She could even be deported, said immigration lawyer Lorne Waldman, part of a group that launched a constitutional challenge of the law Monday.

The Liberal government has been enforcing the law “aggressively,” setting targets to strip 40 to 60 Canadians each month of their citizenship. According to the Justice Department, 206 individuals have been stripped of their citizenship since May 2015 — about 18 per month.
That's funny... I thought it was all the fault of that secretive, controlling Stephen Harper.

Guess I was mistaken.


RELATED: There's no such thing...

...as "Canadian values" says Spawn of Pierre...
"Ottawa's police chief says the west-side African eatery where a man was gunned down on Sunday morning has been a "magnet of criminal activity" since it opened three years ago."
Well, Justin... you're certainly working on that.


LAST WORD: Remember when you were a kid...

...people were being gunned down all over the place?

Yeah... me neither.
With three months still to go in the year, Ottawa has now tied the record-breaking number of shootings set in 2014.
What exactly has changed over the last few decades? Oh man, it's a mystery.

26 September 2016

Debate Night

Where size and stamina do matter...pantsuit on fireYou can't climb into a vehicle without a step-stool, there's absolutely no way you're physically up to being President of the United States.

Of course, it helps if your meds are tuned just right... and it seems Hillary is almost there.


ALLEGATION: Hillary attacking Trump as "Birther"

Here's an indisputable fact:
Patti Solis Doyle, who was Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager in 2008 until the Iowa caucuses, admitted on Friday that a Clinton campaign staffer had, in fact, circulated the Birther conspiracy theory that Barack Obama was born outside the U.S. and therefore potentially ineligible to serve in the presidency.
Hillary just called Trump a racist straight out and completely ignored his question about Patti Doyle. And the moderator immediately segued to "Cybercrime" before it could be readdressed.

Hillary also emphatically stated murders were down, in fact, she called for that to be "fact-checked." Well, lookee here...
The country’s murder rate jumped more last year than it had in nearly half a century, newly released federal crime data showed.
Hillary next accuses Trump of being in cahoots with Vladimir Putin... in effect helping Putin to attack America. She further says Trump "invited Putin to hack into Americans." Moderator Holt is fine with that.

And, it was a two on one fight all night...
Trump was challenged on his answers Monday night at Hofstra University in New York at least six times by NBC's Lester Holt, according to the Washington Examiner's count. Hillary Clinton, meanwhile was asked no follow-up questions for the 90-minute debate.
I had planned to do a point by point analysis... but I think it's already been summed up nicely.

Best comment so far is from over at SDA...
"Trump is not clear on what he wants to say. The only way you can understand what he is saying is if you have been following all the issues which most do not."

"Clinton is prepared. What she is saying is BS but she articulates it better than he does."
Exactly how I felt.


LAST WORD: I'm with the Onion...
"Poll: 89% Of Debate Viewers Tuning In Solely To See Whether Roof Collapses"
It's funny... because it's true.

Third Shopping Mall Shooting...

...in ten days...
Six people were injured when a shooter opened fire at a southwest Houston shopping center on Monday morning, police and fire officials said.

The suspected shooter was shot and killed by police. Houston Police Department bomb squad was at the site of the shootings after a suspicious vehicle, believed to belong to the suspected shooter.

UPDATE: Shooter ID known
Acting Police Chief Martha Montalvo declined to release the suspect’s identity but told reporters “he is a lawyer and there were issues concerning his law firm.”

The shooter was taken down by an officer.

UPDATE2: What's the big secret?
Mayor Sylvester Turner, who is in Cuba for a trade mission, told KTRK-TV that the lawyer was “disgruntled.” “He was either fired or had a bad relationship with this law firm.”
Still no id on this shooter.


UPDATE3: Breitbart spills the beans
Houston attorney Earl Spielman described DeSai as “a nice young man with no wife or children.”

He said DeSai did not seem to be actively involved in any particular religion. DeSai is a common Indian name.
There. Was that so hard?

The murderer among us

In a plea deal rarely seen before, Wabafiyebazu pleaded no contest in February to reduced charges of felony third-degree murder. Immigration and Customs Enforcement spirited the teen from prison to a secret location. He was flown back to Canada Sept. 6.

If his probation, which could be reduced to five years, passes without incident, he will have no criminal record.
Who says you can't get away with murder?


RELATED: Those homicidal "Hosers"
One of three men detained in the fatal shooting of Calgary Stampeders player Mylan Hicks at a nightclub on the weekend has been charged with second-degree murder.
Yessirree... as Canadian as Ghamil Gharbi.

When they asked safecracker Willie Sutton...

...why he robbed so many banks, he said... "Because, that's where the money is"...
White officers were responsible for 68 percent of the people of color killed. When Black officers are the shooters, 78 percent of those killed were black.

Young black men are 21 times as likely as their white peers to be killed by police.

25 September 2016

"Señor" Arcan Cetin - Hispanic Turk?

So sorry, New York Times... no burritos for you...
Say ‘SubhanAllah’ 10x and then reblog this, do not stop REBLOGGING it. Lets see how many people we will get to recite SubhanAllah.
If you scroll down he calls Abu Bakr (leader of the Islamic State) his "main dude".
That's curious... all the media accounts I've seen don't even use the word "Muslim."


RELATED: Since it's open season on "Hispanics"...

...why not use "Speedy Gonzalez?"...
University of Kansas Assistant Complex Director Dale Morrow went on to add that images of a gorilla could reinforce “stereotypes,” but fails to stipulate exactly what sorts of stereotypes he is referring to. "This animal could be triggering to some people as their [sic] are stereotypes that surround this animal.”
Hard to know from minute to minute what is acceptable.

Kathleen Wynne's benevolent Ontario

Sounds like a job for your local Hell's Angels...
A Toronto landlord says she's been conned by a "professional tenant" who's been living in her Yorkville home since July without paying rent. "They find places to live, hopefully stay for eight to nine months. As soon as they know they can't go any further, they find another place to move into and do the exact same thing. And our system allows them to do that."

The tenant, James Regan, 62, lost a similar dispute at the board earlier this year over another property he was occupying. The board ordered his eviction in that case. Regan appealed that eviction and lost in Ontario Superior Court, a process that took eight months, during which he lived rent-free in the condo near Old Mill Road and Bloor Street West.
The last people could have paid "an eviction service" $5000.00 and been $20,000.00 ahead.

24 September 2016

Ontarians have the most expensive...

... electricity in North America... and it's no mystery why...
Over the last decade, Ontario customers have paid $6.3 billion to cover the cost of selling high-priced electricity to customers outside of the province, according to a new study by the Consumer Policy Institute.

Customers outside Ontario don’t pay the Global Adjustment, so those excess costs are paid only by Ontario ratepayers and act as a subsidy from Ontarians to customers in other states and provinces.
If we're losing, that means somebody has to be "Wynning."


RELATED: Meanwhile... over at Club Fed
Two more Liberal senior staffers are paying back almost $55,000 in moving expenses a day after two of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's most senior staff were compelled to repay $65,000 of their own moving expenses.
There's a reason they call them the Libranos.


LAST WORD: How do you know when...

...a Liberal is lying? Yeah... their lips move...
Monsef’s story of fleeing her native Afghanistan was a central part of her campaign when she ran unsuccessfully for mayor of Peterborough in 2014... yet the narrative she has built of being the first Afghan-born Member of Parliament — something trumpeted by the Liberals — isn’t true.
It's getting harder & harder to be shocked.

Turned out not to be...

...Fyodor Dostoyevsky after all...not a book
"A photo has emerged in social media showing a gun at the feet of Keith Lamont Scott lying on the ground after he was shot by a police officer in Charlotte, NC."


UPDATE: He had an ankle holster
Police said multiple witnesses interviewed by homicide detectives heard the police shouting at Scott to drop the gun. Scott’s DNA and his fingerprints were found on the loaded gun recovered at the scene. Scott was wearing an ankle holster.
And, a little closer to home...
A 15-year-old boy has died following a stabbing at Scarborough Centre station at Scarborough Town Centre in Toronto on Friday night, Toronto police said Saturday.

Police said two groups of young men crossed paths in the station and a fight broke out before the stabbing. Investigators said they are appealing for witnesses to come forward.
That's funny... CBC, yet again, seems to be unable to get any sort of physical descriptions for the stabbers or the stabbee.

23 September 2016

Silence of the BLM's

The dead tree media is collapsing all around the globe... Without the federal government's 1.2 billion dollar annual welfare cheque, the CBC would be extinct as well.REVERSE RACISM
Specifically, Omowale was asked what he thought of a video circulating on social media of a white man being beaten by black men purportedly in a Charlotte parking garage during the protests there.

“Only thing I can say is it ain’t no fun when the rabbit has the gun. And right now the black man is the rabbit.”
Like an increasing number of people in North America (and elsewhere) , I choose to get unfiltered, multi-sourced breaking news via the internet. Very often the comments that accompany the stories include updates like video and photographs from participants and witnesses. It's a refreshing change from the carefully manipulated micro soundbites presented between commercial sales pitches that pass for news via tv or radio.

Remember, defending yourself from physical threats... IS PERFECTLY JUSTIFIABLE...
The .357 slug delivers about 350 foot-pounds of energy. A 4,000-pound car at 30 miles an hour delivers 120,000 foot-pounds of energy, and almost half a million foot-pounds of energy at 60 miles an hour.”
Or you can end up like Reginald Denny.

P.S. - Aaron Weiss will not go quietly.


RELATED: A little closer to home

Things get stabby...hogtown
TORONTO - A second attacker remains on the loose days after the frightening stabbing of a 37-year-old man in the country’s busiest mall.

Toronto Police have now released security camera images of a suspect.
Bright lights, big city.


LAST WORD: Oh, look... an actual murderer

Hang on.... that's not a cop!

22 September 2016

For the love of Gitchee Manitou

Please, no more of this "10,000 years of oral history" bullshit... Christopher Pauchay couldn't even remember where he left his kids...insert alt text here
On its website, Ogimaa Mikana says it hopes "to restore Anishinaabemowin place-names to the streets, avenues, roads, paths and trails of Gichi Kiiwenging (Toronto). "These were the names thousands of years ago when the First Nations people were here."
Hang on a sec there, Chief... you're saying a bunch of illiterate stone-age tribal nomads had pre-existing names for hundreds of streets that didn't actually exist until the land was overrun & developed by their colonial oppressors?

Big medicine, brah.

21 September 2016



How's that hopey-changey thing workin' out for everybody?burn baby burnfire sale
16 officers were injured responding to violent protests that blocked Interstate 85. Protesters looted from a tractor-trailer and set fire to some of its cargo. Dozens of protesters are breaking into the Walmart on North Tryon Street.

Chief Kerr Putney said that officers seized a handgun from the scene but did not seize a book.
Also, the officer who shot this guy was also black. Doesn't that rule out racism?


UPDATE: You be the judge... gun or book?
On the Facebook stream the woman can be heard screaming... “they shot my daddy, he didn’t have no gun” and... “they just plantin shit, they shot my motherfuckin' daddy four times for being black”.

One officer walked by the woman filming and she states... “he probably rapes his motherfuckin' daughter” towards the officer.
There it is... this woman was obviously raised by a father with a great reverence for literature.


UPDATE2: Burn baby burn
A man described as the brother of Keith Lamont Scott says, before angrily walking away from reporters: “I just know that all white people are fucking devils.” Then he adds, “All white cops are fucking devils, and white people.” The man did not stop with the devils comment; he is captured in other video interviews making unverified claims about the shooting.

"11:30pm - North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory declared a state of emergency in Charlotte as protests over a police shooting turned violent for a second night. McCrory said in a statement late Wednesday he was also sending in the National Guard."
It's Ferguson all over again.


LAST WORD: POTUS should butt out
"Scott has a criminal record in three states, including Texas, South Carolina and North Carolina. Charlotte's police chief says 43-year-old Keith Lamont Scott refused multiple warnings to drop a handgun before a black officer fatally shot the black man."
Doesn't sound like much of a victim to me.


Those bloodthirsty Deplorables...
"Well, you shouldn't kill more than you can eat. In my country the triceratops is a sacred creature."
Wow... just wow.


RELATED: The new "Normal"
"All schools in P.E.I. are under an evacuation order after police received a threat claiming bombs were placed in a number of schools."
Toronto police say two teens stabbed at Burnhamthorpe Collegiate Institute in Etobicoke have been taken to a trauma centre with serious injuries on Wednesday afternoon.

CBC guilty of aiding & abetting?

He who?
Halton police have arrested a man they say collected more than $40,000 in sponsorships for an anti-bullying program he never delivered.

The 44-year-old was supposed to present his anti-bullying program to more than 30 schools in Hamilton and Halton, police say. He operated his company as "Be the Game" and "Kind Every Time."
That's weird, this CBC article forgot to mention who the man behind this company is. What could possibly stop... wait a minute...
Joe Drexler's program has been featured on Canada AM, Canadian Living Magazine, CBC Radio and many other main stream media outlets across North America.

RELATED: Don't bother us, peons...
"The victim was also known to police and had been shot previously."
Shorter CBC... we know who this is... we're just not gonna tell you.

It's for your own good. Just think nice thoughts.

20 September 2016

"Jason Falconer..."

bang bang
"...the man who shot and killed the mass stabber in a Minnesota mall on Saturday, is a concealed carry permit instructor and tactical firearms trainer."
And speaking of "self defence"...
Implementing an entry-exit visa program, as Donald Trump has promised he will do, would be extraordinarily simple, cost very little, and only take a matter of months.
So what, pray tell, is the problem?

I guess it depends who you ask...
"Earlier this week, in St. Cloud, MN, the Democrat Governor of the State, Mark Dayton made it pretty clear to those who have been questioning the mass importation of Somali refugees to the state; too bad for you, find another place to live."
I'd love to see the latest poll numbers here.

19 September 2016

So, Hillary...

...can we call it "terrorism" yet?#ZombieHillary**********

UPDATE: One for the good guys
"Ahmad Rahami in custody after shooting police officer in Linden, NJ."

"The officer returned fire as the suspect got up," the police captain told MSNBC. Sarnicki also said that, from monitoring radio transmissions, it appeared the suspect was "indiscriminately firing his weapon at passing vehicles."

RELATED: It's funny... because it's true
Hillary's presidency would be open Monday-Thursday 10:30am to 3pm.

LAST WORD: Ask a "professional" journalistpantsuit on fire
"It's always encouraging to see a candidate 'condemn' an act of terrorism®, because you never know which way they're gonna go on these things."

Call me a Jihadi's uncle, but...

...under a Trump presidency, I suspect we'll be strip-searching fewer 80 year old Nuns at the nation's airports...
"Federal sources told CBS News that Ahmad Khan Rahami, 28, is believed to be connected to an unexploded pressure cooker device found near the Chelsea blast, an explosion in Seaside Park, New Jersey and five explosive devices found in Elizabeth, New Jersey."
The hits just keep on coming...
ELIZABETH, N.J. (CBSNewYork/AP) — A suspicious device found in a trash can near a New Jersey train station exploded early Monday as a bomb squad was attempting to disarm it with a robot, officials said.
Who's gonna break the news to Granny Clinton?


RELATED: Let's ask Hillary's pal... Mayor Bill de Blasio
De Blasio suggested the word terrorism should not be used, shaking his head in disapproval at the notion that the basic facts of the bombing could be described that way. He emphasized that there would be no “easy answers” and that no suspect had yet been apprehended. It could have been something personally motivated,” Mr. de Blasio said. “We don’t know yet.”
Of course, Billy. Maybe this guy just doesn't like dumpsters.


Bombs?? What bombs? Every "news" source I've read has only identified "suspicious packages" and "devices."

Dear CBC... stop dancing around it

Just give her some money... and we'll all watch as she puts the gun in her mouth...
"Kati Mather thought it would be fun to try fentanyl as a party drug. She's one of many people turning to the super-potent synthetic opioid after first taking it by accident — or, at least, without knowing what it truly is. After 11 overdoses, the 22-year-old lives life one day at a time, wondering if she'll wake up tomorrow."
They could hire Jian Ghomeshi back for a new segment called "Suicide Watch"... that'd drive up their audience numbers.

18 September 2016

The constipated wisdom of Granny Clinton

So Hillary... it's really "none of my Benghazi", but I bet Ambassador Chris Stevens and at least three other Americans would disagree with you here.

The thing is... life is like a set of stairs... and NO AMOUNT OF WAITING will get you to the top. Sometimes you've just gotta start climbing, even if your Secret Service detail isn't there to lend a hand.
Hillary Clinton judged Donald Trump’s rush to judgment Saturday night after an explosion in New York City — saying it would have been “wiser to wait” before babbling.

“I think it’s important to know the facts about any incident like this,” Clinton told reporters.
Geez, Hills... are those "email server" facts, or "Bill's Bimbos" facts, or "Bosnian Sniper" facts, or "cattle future" facts, or...


UPDATE: Is Hillary right?

Will this turn out to be a bunch of renegade Nuns run amok?
CHELSEA, Manhattan (WABC) -- At 8:45 p.m. Sunday the FBI and NYPD conducted a traffic stop of a vehicle of interest in the investigation into the bombing. Sources say five people were taken into custody with a possible connection to Saturday's bombing in Chelsea.
I guess we'll see.

Somebody doesn't heart New York

“It was a quiet night, and then I heard this deafening boom,” said Jakir Aussin, who works at a Dunkin Donuts at 23rd and Sixth Avenue. “My first thought was, ‘Oh god, a bomb,’ so I got down on the floor.” He added “I looked outside and it’s all broken glass, car alarms going off — I still don’t know what happened.”
NEW YORK (CBSNewYork/AP) — “This is a very dense area, the whole block is restaurants and residences and this area on a warm Saturday night is an area swarming with people,” City Councilman Cory Johnson told 1010 WINS. Police said a possible secondary device has been found a few blocks away.
Pictures here.

UPDATE: Second bomb found...
A law enforcement official tells The Associated Press that a second device officers are investigating a few blocks from the scene of a Manhattan explosion appears to be a pressure cooker attached to wiring and a cellphone.

RELATED: Meanwhile, down the road in New Jersey...
SEASIDE PARK, N.J. (AP) — A pipe bomb exploded in a Jersey Shore town Saturday shortly before thousands of runners were due to participate in a charity 5K race to benefit Marines and sailors.

Officials said runners had been scheduled to pass by the area around the time the blast occurred, but the start of the race had been delayed after an unattended backpack was found and the area was mostly empty when the blast occurred.
Just a coincidence, I'm sure.


RELATED2: Getting stabby for Allah?
ST. CLOUD, Minn. (AP) -- A man in a private security uniform stabbed eight people at a Minnesota shopping mall, reportedly mentioning Allah and asking at least one victim if they were Muslim before an off-duty police officer shot and killed him. The attack began shortly after an explosion in a crowded New York City neighborhood injured 29 people.

LAST WORD: CBC pulls all the facts together...

...goes with...
"There is no "credible or specific threat" to the city at this time," Mayor Bill de Blasio said at a news conference.
Yeah, tell that to the 29 people in hospital picking shrapnel outta their collective arses.

17 September 2016

Put Me in a Basket...

...and call me Deplorable...
During a rally in Miami, Florida., Trump railed against Clinton’s gun control policies, saying, "She wants to destroy your Second Amendment.”

"I think that her bodyguards should drop all weapons, I think they should disarm immediately. She doesn’t want guns, let’s see what happens to her."

RELATED: Reaching Peak Desperation
"If Al Gore is your go-to rally guy your campaign has serious problems. Then again, he may be the one politician on the planet who makes Hillary look animated and spontaneous."
Go Granny, go!

Is this the same Sidney Blumenthal...

Hillary was sending classified emails to from her private server?pantsuit on fire
James Asher, (Washignton editor for Injustice Watch and former McClatchy Washington Bureau Chief) claims that longtime Clinton ally Sidney Blumenthal told him that Barack Obama was born in Kenya and asked him to look into it.
For the last couple of days, the Clinton camp has been saying Trump's "the birther."

It's true... the best defence is a good offence... nobody said it had to be true. Remember this little gem from 2008?

16 September 2016


Classes are on hold for a Nova Scotia Community College program that helps African Nova Scotians get their high school diploma because there are not enough students. The college has had difficulties recruiting its targeted 20 students for the past two years.

Provoe had no easy answer as to why there's a lack of interest in the program.
Preston, Nova Scotia... that sounds so familiar.

RELATED: Sometimes "do-gooders" do real harm
As Silva’s new discipline regime took hold, reading and math scores dropped and headlines about assaults on teachers appeared with disturbing frequency. Yet instead of reconsidering, her administration moved quickly to control public relations damage.
Imagine that.

"This program isn't about getting a high school diploma, it's about learning how to be more black. Apparently the local black community feels they don't need lessons in that."
That's a pretty good point. I'm actually a little surprised they haven't made these classes a mandatory part of the regular, non-hyphenated community high school curriculum...
Johnson’s cousin Nautika Harris, said, “You have to look at it from every child’s point of view that was raised in the hood."

"You have to understand, how’s he gonna get his money to have clothes to go to school? You have to look at it from his point of view.”
You're right, Nautika... unless you're advocating burglary, I haven't a clue what you're saying.

When apologies are not enough...

...just make sure you get a big ole' slice of that shame-filled "white privilege" pie...insert alt text here
Montreal visual artist Stephen Puskas suggested that Ungava gin goes against the Truth and Reconciliation Commission's article 92, which states that the corporate sector in Canada needs to commit to "meaningful consultation, building respectful relationships,…obtaining informed consent of Indigenous peoples…before proceeding with economic development projects."
All that legalistic argle-bargle usually precedes some sort of shakedown... so, wait for it...
Puskas also said that some of the money from the recent $12-million dollar sale of Ungava to Toronto-based Colby Spirits and Wine LTD should go to the Inuit community.
Why do all these matters of "cultural principle" always involve huge payoffs to the "[insert name here] community?"

Meanwhile, in other "cross cultural" follies...
Nine middle-class protesters from the 'Black Lives Matter' movement hailed their 'white privilege' today as they got away with a slap on the wrist despite bringing an international airport to a standstill.

The group, eight of whom are white, chained themselves to the runway at London's City Airport in a protest at what they called a 'racist climate crisis', causing chaos for thousands of air passengers.

Among the nine protesters is 25-year-old Natalie Fiennes, a film producer who is a cousin of renowned actors Ralph and Joseph.

Ben Tippet, 24, her housemate in a multi-million pound six-bedroom townhouse in Wandsworth, south London, was also in the dock today.
Poor old Natalie, suffering yet more epidermal injustice.

Ask a "professional" journalist

Over at the Toronto "Red" Star... they've yet to meet a criminal they couldn't lionise...
"Having seemingly "OVERCOME A ROUGH PATCH" that included prison time for A STRING OF BANK ROBBERIES in 2007 and 2008, Ryan appeared to have made strides toward a HAPPY, HEALTHY LIFE."
Until, of course... he went on an INTRA-FAMILIAL KILLING SPREE.


RELATED: Journos & Justin's "happy, happy" fairy tale...

It's all fun and games until somebody loses a limb... or two... or...
Forget ISIS and Assad, the Syrian civil war could produce something far more deadly: widespread antibiotic resistance. There's a growing number of Syrians who are immune to almost all antibiotics. The only way to treat them is to amputate their affected limbs and inject them with last-resort drugs.

LAST WORD: Calling Rona Ambrose
Canadian family laws may have to adapt once again, according to new research on polyamory.

Not a word about you-know-who in this article. Lots of pictures of white people though.
Have a nice day.

15 September 2016

Shaking things up

“Unbeknownst to its customers … Standard Innovation designed We-Connect to collect and record highly intimate and sensitive data regarding consumers’ personal We-Vibe use, including the date and time of each use and the selected vibration settings, and transmit such usage data – along with the users’ personal email address – to its servers in Canada.”
Is nothing sacred?

Trouble in Paradise?

Corporate financier Jeffrey Leeds told former Secretary of State Colin Powell that Hillary’s State Department email scandal might wreck her campaign — and that President Barack Obama wouldn’t mind watching her burn for it.

No one likes her and the criminal thing ain’t over.” Leeds wrote. “I don’t think the president would weep if she found herself in real legal trouble. She’ll pummel his legacy if she gets a chance and he knows it.”
And apparently she doesn't have many boosters in diplomatic circles either...
Tuesday on The Kelly File, host Megyn Kelly spoke to the last person to speak to US Ambassador to Libya J. Christopher Stevens before he was brutally killed by terrorists on September 11, 2012.

Gregory Hicks, then the deputy chief of mission in Libya for the United States, said that “Mrs. Clinton cannot be trusted with the security of the nation.”

RELATED: Obama three-putts & Hillary fizzles...

...while Michigan burns...nailing it
In a September 14 statement, Ford CEO Mark Fields insisted that in the “next two to three years, we will have "migrated" all of our small car production to Mexico and out of the United States.”
Says Trump in Flint, Michigan...
"The steel production is going to be there. The cars are going to be there. Mexico is going to be the car capitol of the world. Michigan is being decimated."

LAST WORD: Hillary responds to questions...

...about DNC & Colin Powell email leaks...
"I have to say, I’m increasingly concerned about Donald Trump’s alarming closeness with the Kremlin over the course of this campaign."
Oh, come on... you didn't really think you'd get an answer, did you?

14 September 2016

Your Democratic Party in action

Say, if the government can put a man on the moon... then why can't they do something about those poor people on Gilligan's Island?


RELATED: I'm from the government, er... tourist bureau

I'm here to save you...
Asylum seekers from war-torn nations including Syria and Iraq and registered as refugees have been heading back to the countries they fled on vacation, an investigation has found.

Migrants confirmed to a newspaper in Germany that they had traveled 'for a short time' back to their home countries, including Syria, Afghanistan and Lebanon.

The information was uncovered in an investigation by German media outlet Die Welt am Sonntag, which spoke to asylum seekers who confirmed they had visited their homeland on holiday.
(h/t reader rich)

Sorry, Donna...

I think I'll take my chances...insert alt text here
Interim Democratic National Committee Chair Donna Brazile warned against perusing the documents released in the latest DNC hack, alleging that they could have viruses which damage your computer.
You don't want to miss out...
Perhaps the most important email discovery, however, were March 2015 emails between Powell and major Democratic Party donor Jeffrey Leeds—in which the two discussed how Hillary Clinton’s failing health concerned several senior Democrats, including a U.S. Senator.

UPDATE: Kimmel... bit of a pickle

Some in the media, like Vox, still cling to the hope that it is all a conspiracy theory. But even Jimmy Kimmel had to admit Wednesday night: “You know, these conspiracy theories about Hillary Clinton’s health would be a lot harder to believe if they didn’t actually come true.”
Pantsuit on fire, brah.

If the CBC really wanted to help...

...they could let the federal government redirect that annual billion plus dollar corporate welfare cheque straight into health care.insert alt text hereFace it, folks... rhetorical flourishes aside, there is no hypothetical proverbial "gunman" here... and short of locking people up (and tying them down) you can't stop anyone from committing suicide.

And just so we're clear here... cooking up a murky bindle of unidentifiable powder you just scored from smelly ol' Skinny Pete out behind the strip club and slammin' it into a vein with a filthy communal syringe is the dictionary definition of... "I just don't give a fuck anymore."

You can't save people from themselves. The fact is, if you take on the daunting responsibility of bringing children into this world, you are honour bound to do everything you can to make sure they know how to survive and thrive. Then, at some point, you send them off into the world.

As hard as this is to hear, if you did your "not bullshittin' myself, honest to gawd very best," and they still don't make it, that's just not on you.

Just as importantly, it's not on some doctor, or cop or politician.

It's on them, period.

And short of hunting down and hollowing out the evil fuck who sold your child a hangman's noose, (and for most of us, that's just not on the table) you have to learn to live with that knowledge. I mean, what's the alternative?


RELATED: Ask your local MP

Gotta have priorities, right?

13 September 2016

Dear Social Justice Warriors...

...here's a Canadian cultural value... not stabbing someone to death over religion...
“Some guy’s been trying to say that Muslims are bad and the other’s guy’s been trying to say, ‘You guys are bad,’” said Fateh Sandhu, another neighbour.
Of course, at this point, it's less about values than about who's still alive.

We have a winner, er... survivor...
Toronto Police say Alijan Khan, 31, was arrested following the killing. He has been charged with second-degree murder.
I'm afraid Kellie Leitch gets my vote here.


RELATED: Damn those renegade Presbyterians...
Toronto Police have now made an arrest following a shooting in Scarborough last weekend.

22-year-old, Rachad Dario Holder is now facing charges for an incident at a motel located on Overture Road near Kingston and Galloway Roads.
The silence of the BLM's yet again.

What's the world coming to...

...if you can't trust the word of William Jefferson Clinton...slick willie
"So let's get a little serious here. They'll do the right thing. Just wait and see. And she's — she's gonna be fine. And they'll do the right thing."
Will somebody just feed this guy an intern?


UPDATE: Charlie Rose sells his soul


RELATED: The ever-shifting narrative
• Hillary is in EXCELLENT health
• Except for the allergies.
• And the cough, which is, of course, allergies. To what? Does it matter?
• The point is her allergies have nothing to do with why she stumbled.
• Stumbled, fainted, collapsed unconscious... is there really a difference?
• She was just overheated. Her feet were hot, that's why she took off her shoes. Shoe.
• Actually, we meant to say she was dehydrated.
• And by dehydrated, we meant to say pneumonia.
Lord love a duck.


RELATED2: Ask Colin Powell
The Clinton campaign’s effort to blur the lines between Clinton’s private email server and Powell’s AOL account left Powell deeply frustrated.

LAST WORD: A bigger basketgonna need a bigger basket
“Swear to God, Hillary Clinton is the only woman I know who can trip over her own dick. What was that? Did your team just decide, hey, nothing else is working, why don’t we try insulting Americans into voting for her?”
(via reader rich)


"Oprah gives up on you, your 'culture' probably sucks."

"Speaking to Newsweek magazine (1/8/07 issue), Oprah confessed, 'I became so frustrated with visiting inner-city schools that I just stopped going."

"The sense that you need to learn just isn't there. If you ask the kids what they want or need, they will say an iPod or some sneakers."

"In South Africa, they don't ask for money or toys. They ask for uniforms so they can go to school.'"
Before all you "social justice warriors" start screaming about racism, perhaps you should meet the author, Taleeb Starkes.


RELATED: Get out your decoder rings
What do "a residential area just south of York University" and "a parking lot of a church in the city's northwest" have in common?
Northwest, northwest... that sounds so familiar.

12 September 2016

Silence of the BEE-ELL-EMMS

Toronto police recovered three loaded handguns and drugs from an east-end home early Sunday morning after a report of gunfire at a house party. Staff Sgt. Andrew Johnstone at 55 Division says narcotics, including crack cocaine and marijuana, were also recovered from the scene, as well as ammunition.
So, who are these mysterious firearms enthusiasts/ party goers? Seems big-city "professional" journalists like Monika Warzecha don't much care.

Hmmm... maybe the Toronto Police Force, er... Service can help us out...
Abdul Kareem Jama, 20, of Toronto

Abdul Mohamud, 20, of Toronto

Omer Mahdi, 18, of Toronto

Ammar Tahir, 18, of Toronto

Sewit Tadese, 26, of Toronto

Garad Ali, 26, of Toronto
Don't mention it... glad to be of service.


RELATED: Yet another body drops...
The man has been identified as 26 year old Kiesingar Gunn of Toronto. Police say he was shot in the head outside a Forty2, a club in the Mowat Avenue and Liberty Street area around 4 a.m., Sunday.
Not Chicago yet... but they're doing their best.

Too many junkies?

Don't you worry... Justin has a fix...
Health Canada has amended regulations allowing doctors to prescribe heroin. The change to the former Conservative government's legislation means pharmaceutical-grade heroin can be prescribed under a special-access program.
Next up... home delivery hookers for all you sex addicts out there in Librano-land.

And speaking of sex addicts...
Hunter Tootoo’s inappropriate sexual liaison with a young staffer spiralled out of control when the former fisheries minister broke off the affair so he could pursue a committed relationship with the young woman’s estranged mother, sources say.

Airbrushing the Politburo...

...a "professional" journalist makes it look so easy...no whore like an old whore
"Huffington Post editor Sam Stein thought it appropriate to apologize in advance to Clinton supporters for reporters actually doing their job..."
outrageSad doesn't begin to cover it. The mainstream media is closing ranks to minimise the fallout...
"Reporters from establishment media have also attempted to downplay the story. MSNBC host Alex Witt claimed that Clinton left the memorial service early 'to avoid being impolite'."

Twitter has a history of censoring subjects that it does not want trending on its site.
CTV was also quick to get on board...
"Hillary Clinton's diagnosis of pneumonia is a serious concern, but something from which she soon should recover, several doctors and medical experts said Sunday."
Amazing. Wake up and smell the manipulation.


RELATED: How the Dems do... you Barack it, you buy itallans snackbar
The House unanimously passed a bill Friday allowing families of 9/11 victims to sue Saudi Arabia in U.S. courts. But President Barack Obama is almost certain to reject it, setting up the first potential veto override of his presidency.
I thought Bush was supposed to be the Saudi lapdog.

11 September 2016

Hillary collapse at 9/11 ceremony?

Never a pickle jar... when you really, really need one...sick puppy
From NBC Pool Report: "We are told by the campaign that we are no longer allowed to shoot anything from the ceremony."
is this the end for clinton?Have Huma and the Hildebeast just handed Trump the keys to the Oval Office?


UPDATE: See video here

UPDATE2: Everybody relax... Hillary "feels great"


ASK A NEW YORK TIMES BUREAU CHIEF:insert alt text here
"Feels like a good day for Clinton to release her medical records and call on Trump to do same."
Adam Nagourney NYT - LA Bureau Chief
Sorry Adam... not gonna happen. Because Hillary is an unrepentant liar...
So even after she collapsed, the campaign decided the ruse would continue. It arranged for the candidate to make her curbside declaration of wellness, even bringing on the girl to give her a "spontaneous" hug. (Clinton's protection detail would never have permitted a genuinely spontaneous embrace on the street, even by a child.)
Get used to it.

Zuckerberg's 9/11 Follies

From lefty robots to witless robotics...
In the latest misstep attributed to its newly-automated Trending Topics feed, Facebook pulled a topic dedicated to the anniversary of September 11th after an article appearing to support ‘Truther’ conspiracy theories topped the feed.

The incident is just the latest misstep following Facebook’s transition from human news curators to an automated system.
Take a breath. Take a moment.will of allah?Remember.

10 September 2016

And all of her lectures start...

..."Once upon a time"...
Members of the Young Americans for Freedom chapter at Saddleback College had their 9/11 memorial posters ripped down and shredded by the chair of the school’s History department.

The perpetrator was Margot Lovett, a gender studies and humanities professor who has a history of controversial actions on campus. Notably, OC Weekly reported in 2001 that she had promulgated a statement by the Black Radical Congress to her colleagues blaming “U.S. Imperialism” for the 9/11 attacks.
Just another reason to vote Trump.


RELATED: Not condemned to repeat it
His name was Derek Statkevicus and he worked on the 89th floor of 2 World Trade Center. And his life was taken by an Islamic terrorist.

That’s a fact.
Don't be silenced.

09 September 2016

Please, please please Grampa...

...tell us about "free speech" one more time...this is even a thing?
Yes, you read that right. Resident assistants at the University of Massachusetts Amherst are threatening that anyone who writes "dicks out for Harambe" on a dormitory whiteboard could be charged with sexual assault.

"Any negative remarks regarding 'Harambe' will be seen as a direct attack to our campus's African-American community."


RELATED: Maybe he needs the money...

...to pay his dues?
"When his Law Society ID card turned out to be expired, the guard refused to allow them entry. Pieters also wants $75,000 in damages."
The "Race Card"... don't leave home without it.

It's Sarajevo all over again

You know... never an actual Sniper around when you really, really need one...pantsuit on fire
"Hillary told another whopper today, one of her typical "I am a heroic woman who has stood up to bullies my whole life" lies. She says she was a senior during this harrowing experience, which is when the LSAT is normally taken.

But the LBJ administration ended all graduate school deferments on February 16, 1968, except for medical, dental and divinity students, when Hillary was still a junior in college."
Would it be more, or less disturbing, if Hillary actually believes this is what actually happened?


UPDATE: All in the family?

Has Bubba got brain trauma too?

Bill Clinton calls Trump "racist" for using slogan "Make America Great"...
"The problem is, Clinton himself has used the same phrase several times in the past. He used it repeatedly while running for president in 1991 and 1992, declaring at one Little Rock, Ark., event, 'Together, we can Make America Great again'."

RELATED: Cruel, unusual & partisan
Federal convicts told a judge they were forced to watch Hillary Clinton’s convention speech at the federal prison where they’re being held — but said the prison imposed a blackout on Donald Trump’s speech, tuning the facility’s televisions to other channels.
Oh, the huge manitee.


LAST WORD: Emails? What Emails?
“Even a single instance of claiming lack of memory when it’s clear that the person has distinct memory would be culpable. 327 times would be overwhelming.”
Unless you have the FBI in your pocket.

08 September 2016

"I get by with a little help..."

"...from my friends..."


UPDATE: From the comments...
"This was actually her universal translator. The interview was not conducted in her native tongue, Lizard Person."
"Just boost the signal of the local McDonalds and she'll start repeating happy meal orders."
The irony here is... somebody actually saw this coming.


LAST WORD: Obviously, Hillary needs...

...to cheat harder.

07 September 2016

Gonna party like it's 1842!!!

I'm assuming this includes amenities like separate bathrooms & dedicated drinking fountains...the silence of the blms
"California State University Los Angeles recently rolled out segregated housing for black students. Cal State LA joins UConn, UC Davis and Berkeley in offering segregated housing dedicated to black students."
• Obviously, the next step will be reserving special seating at the rear of all public transportation vehicles.


RELATED: The infection is spreading...
“Understand that you are white, so it is inevitable that you have unconsciously learned racism,” it asserts. “Your unearned advantage must be acknowledged and your racism unlearned.”
Oh my gawd... save me.

06 September 2016

Forget about piano lessons, mom

Sun-Tzu for kids...
Upon reading the version written for Japanese grade-schoolers • which is about my level of strategic thinking • I was surprised at how useful it was.

The book is divided into four sections: winning, making your dreams come true, dealing with adversity, making one more step forward.
No safe spaces here, kiddo.

When Canadians go wrong

Seems we're not all timid, apology spewing robots...
"At some point, things escalated and the cyclist allegedly grabbed at the driver through an open window. The cabbie is suspected of then striking the cyclist with his car."
Initial viral video seemed to indict cabbie Ali... but now Baldeep is balls deep too.


UPDATE: Baldeep Cheema, Baldeep Cheema...

...that sounds so familiar... of course, of course, there's that entrepreneurial Toronto spirit... a crowdfunding campaign to cover criminal lawyers fees...
"Court proceeding will not start until sometime after this and I've got 5 children to support. This is making it very difficult to support them and pay for the legal aspect and repairs."
Yes, my friend, that's what happens in this crazy city when you "allegedly" assault someone.

I wonder if Ali Farkhondehfall will use the tried & tested "Michael Bryant" defense.


LAST WORD: So, basically... he's on the dole?
"A Koran teacher who sometimes leads prayers at Scarborough’s Jame Abu Bakr Siddique mosque."
I thought people just memorised the Koran. What teaching does this guy do?

05 September 2016

Cancel. Your. Subscription. Now.

"I’m a very spiritual person and I totally live by integrity, self dignity, and self respect," says serial kidnapper, rapist and murderer of teen girl...

Funny how it doesn't occur to the Toronto Star that Bri-anne Swan might actually serve the greater good by instead befriending the family of murdered teenager Bridget Townsend.

Apparently, Bri-anne likes the "bad boys." Just like Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin.


RELATED: Speaking of "professional" journalism...
The cameraman then says, “I’m shooting this, I don’t care what they say….I’ll take a demotion for this…. you?”
I hate being manipulated. What about you?

04 September 2016

Political Correctness Kills... & maims... &...

I'm guessing the "personal injury lawyers" are lined up three deep all along Trafalgar Square...rainbows
"Day-trippers and tourists complained they don’t know which way to turn while crossing streets in central London after being confronted by a series of arrows pointing in different directions.

The solitary “green man”, who has been featured on UK traffic lights since 1969, has now been joined by a male partner or replaced with two green women holding hands."
Don't ask, don't tell... really don't wanna get run over.


UPDATE: When Idealogies Collide

So, what happens when an irresistable trend meets an immovable religion?
Muhammad was the most popular name given to newborn boys in London in 2015, marking the fourth year in a row that the name has topped the chart in the city.

RELATED: Brave New World

A little more jail... a little less sweat lodge...
“Both of them have a rap sheet a mile long, and they’re out there on the street terrorizing the public.”
Of course... that's only half the story.

What would be worse for America?

Is Hillary Clinton simply a sociopathic dissembler like her husband... or does she have some sort of early-onset Alzheimers?hillary two face
In total, Hillary "could not recall" the following 26 past events in her short interview with the FBI.

• When she received security clearance
Being briefed on how to handle classified material
• How many times she used her authority to designate items classified
• Any briefing on how to handle very top-secret "Special Access Program" material
How to select a target for a drone strike
• How the data from her mobile devices was destroyed when she switched devices
• The number of times her staff was given a secure phone
Why she didn’t get a secure Blackberry
• Receiving any emails she thought should not be on the private system
• Did not remember giving staff direction to create private email account
• Getting guidance from state on email policy
Who had access to her Blackberry account
• The process for deleting her emails
• Ever getting a message that her storage was almost full
• Anyone besides Huma Abedin being offered an account on the private server
• Being sent information on state government private emails being hacked
• Receiving cable on State Dept personnel securing personal email accounts
• Receiving cable on Bryan Pagliano upgrading her server
• Using an iPad mini
• An Oct. 13, 2012, email on Egypt with Clinton pal Sidney Blumenthal
• Jacob Sullivan using personal email
• State Department protocol for confirming classified information in media reports
Every briefing she received after suffering concussions
• Being notified of a FOIA request on Dec. 11, 2012
Being read out of her clearance
• Any further access to her private email account from her State Department tenure after switching to her HRCoffice.com account

Well, per the Nondisclosure Agreement below, signed by Hillary, we would guess she received her "briefing or training by State" on or around January 22, 2009.

So that leads us to derive only 3 logical conclusions...

(1) • Hillary committed perjury by signing the NDA below without receiving the training indicated.

(2) • Hillary lied to the FBI during her interview.

(3) • Hillary simply has no long-term recollection of many of the key moments of her term as Secretary of State which brings into question her mental competency.

RELATED: CNN tries to repudiate Trump on air...

...gets bitch-slapped bigtime...
“Evan, hold on, can you fact check?” CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin asked. “Evan Perez? Hammers? Fact check that for me, on the fly.”

Perez replied that, indeed, Hillary Clinton’s aides really had smashed up her phones.

“Yes they did, Brooke,” Perez replied. “As Trump campaign adviser Boris Epshteyn mentioned, there were 13 mobile devices and 5 iPads that the FBI said that in some way were used with her private email server, and they did in some cases just destroy them with hammers when they were done using them.”
No consciousness of guilt there, huh?

Just another small detail the Hildebeast couldn't remember.

03 September 2016

Who says Barack and Hillary...

..aren't good for the economy?gun salesman in chief
"Not only did Smith & Wesson sales soar 40%, but the company now expects to earn as much as $2.48 per share this fiscal year. That's well above Wall Street's target."
You might just wanna add Sturm Ruger to your portfolio as well.


RELATED: Not just the bloodthirsty USA
"The number of restricted guns in Canada shot up 9.5 per cent last year, bringing the number of restricted firearms registered across the country to its highest point in more than a decade."
Despite this, the CBC does it's best to cast aspersions on the Harper Conservatives...
Much of the period that has seen the sharpest increase in restricted firearms corresponds to former Prime Minister Stephen Harper's government.
Don't worry though, now that the Boy-King is in office, I'm sure the numbers will plummet.