THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Texas engineer Andrew James Wimsatt, 62, of Austin, Texas was killed by 26-year-old Benedict Chinedu Ogbodiegwu minutes after he sat down in the park after visiting his mother at a nursing home nearby.  Surveillance video shows Ogbodiegwu grab Wimsatt from behind and repeatedly drive a knife into his neck." --

As stupid as he is savage... bring back the noose...

-- "When detectives showed Ogbodiegwu a picture of the man at the crime scene, he said that he had a twin, but could not provide their name when asked." --

NOTA BENE... you can keep on pretending, but...

-- "According to the FBI 2019 Uniform Crime Report, African-Americans accounted for 55.9% of all homicide offenders in 2019... the per-capita offending rate for African-Americans murderers was roughly eight times higher than that of whites." --

TORONTO MEDIA CHAMPIONS FOLKS WHO DEFAULT ON LOANS...

-- "In a statement, a spokesperson on behalf of BHM Financial, said 'repossession is considered only as a measure of last resort after all reasonable efforts to engage with the customer have been exhausted and an account remains in sustained default without a satisfactory resolution.'" --

Is it just a slow news day, or is CP24 advocating tearing down capitalism?

WELL, GIVEN THE SOURCE... THAT'S A LITTLE UNSETTLING...

-- "'Jacob is correct here — we really do earnestly believe AI could kill all humans!   I personally think it is >10% within the next decade,' he wrote in response on X.   Samuel Marks, a safety expert for Anthropic, also shared Coxon’s thread while confirming that 'AI developers believe their technology could cause human extinction.'" --

Nota bene... Jacob Coxon was a Senior Safety Researcher at both OpenAI and Anthropic.

DARWIN WAS RIGHT...

-- "British Nigerian influencer Igho 'Tiny' Ubiribo, 43, died of a pulmonary embolism following a botched penis enlargement procedure in Thailand.   A UK coroner’s postmortem examination determined that the hyaluronic acid and lidocaine used in the injection caused the embolism.  Ubiribo was buried in London in a gold coffin costing upwards of $745,000." --

NETANYAHU REPLIES... 'WELL, WE'VE GOT ALL THESE JETS JUST SITTING AROUND'...

-- "Hezbollah leader Naim Qassem issued a statement describing the agreement as ‘null and void’ calling the deal a surrender to Israel." --

THIS IS NOT GOING TO HELP HIS MODELLING CAREER AT ALL...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for 34-year-old Daniel Dunn, who is wanted in connection with a stabbing near Kennedy Road and Eglinton Avenue in Scarborough. Dunn is wanted for assault causing bodily harm and two counts of failing to comply with probation." --

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

-- "Having Zohran Mamdani call pro-Israel advocates 'monsters' just this Sunday while saying nothing about Hamas wasn’t enough to propel people to get out and vote against his hand-picked choices." --

Even mainstream Dems are sounding the alarm...

-- "'It was a huge night for the dirtbag left last night in New York City, without a doubt,' Fetterman told The Will Cain Show." --

I COULD HAVE SWORN THE RCMP USED TO HAVE MINIMUM IQ REQUIREMENTS...

-- "RCMP officer Evenson Dumerlus has been charged after he posted a video on his Snapchat account in which he made threatening comments toward US President Donald Trump while he was WORKING ON SECURITY OPERATIONS during the 2025 G7 Summit in Alberta." --

No pictures of officer Dumerlus ... so let's ask AI...

-- "The surname Dumerlus is prominent in the Francophone Caribbean, particularly Haiti." --

In other 'post-national' policing news...

-- "On Wednesday, York Regional Police arrested and charged Const. Kivijan Ketheeswaran with unauthorized use of a computer and breach of trust by a public officer." --

THERE'S A REASON THEY'RE CALLED 'THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES'...

-- "A trio of bumbling bungee instructors, Luis Felipe Feliciano Egoroff, Maicon Fernandes Cintra, and Vitor de Freitas Gonçalves, who hurled a student off a bridge without a rope attached claimed they can’t remember who was tasked with tethering her. The three men were charged with homicide and remain in pre-trial detention." --

♪ DON'T LET THE SCREENDOOR HIT YOU... ON YOUR WAY OUT... ♪

-- "Rep. Summer Lee, D-Pa., said during an interview on Sunday that Black Americans would stop voting if they aren't given reparations." --

And it'd only cost $14 trillion taxpayer dollars.

JUST WHEN YOU THINK THE DEMOCRATS HAVE HIT 'PEAK WACKY'...

-- "Under the new bill, targeting state child custody and parental laws, 'mother' becomes 'gestating parent,' 'father' becomes 'non-gestating parent,' and 'paternity' becomes 'parentage.'" --

WHAT'S THE OVER/UNDER ON THESE DUMBASSES MAKING IT TO TRIAL...

-- "York Regional Police have arrested a third suspect, Gerard Murray, 48, of Windsor, wanted in a deadly shooting incident that left two men (one of them a full-patch Satan's Choice biker) dead in Vaughan last month." --

PLAYING BY DRUNK, DUMBASS 'GLASGOW RULES' COSTS RESTAURANT OWNER HIS LIFE...

-- "Robert Evans Jr. struck and killed Sharif Rahman; Father and uncle plead guilty as accessories after the fact.   An international investigation led to the arrests of the three men in Scotland." --

BTW... where is the Canadian media on Britain's 'George Floyd' moment?

YET ANOTHER JANE AND FINCH SUCCESS STORY...

-- “Police Officers spoke with the person of interest and informed him he was under arrest.   The man went back into the unit and closed the door.   A short time later, officers were informed that an individual had fallen from the apartment unit to the ground below.’ The SIU has assigned three investigators and a forensic expert to the case." --

Stand by for a lawsuit in three, two...  

CBC CONTINUES POUNDING THE DRUM FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS...

-- "Khouri-Raphaël, who is the vice president of the Canadian Association of Refugee Lawyers, said the deportation proceedings contradict Canada's legal obligations, including commitments under the United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child, as well as provisions in Canada's immigration law emphasizing family reunification." --

STUPID SHIT THAT LEGAL FIREARMS OWNERS WOULD NEVER THINK OF DOING...

-- "Sooke, B.C., resident Adam Steenbergen, 33, who fatally shot his friend Michael Leier, 42, three years ago while the pair were playing with bullet proof vests has been sentenced to four years in prison. Steenbergen admitted he'd shot his friend. Police found a bag of cocaine on him and a number of empty vodka beverage cans at the scene of the shooting." --

AND THE JOKES END UP WRITING THEMSELVES...

-- "The Israel Police released footage showing the back of the truck when it was being opened late Monday, revealing the men tightly crammed inside the waste compartment." --

THE FOLKS WHO HAVE ONLY READ ONE BOOK IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFETIME...

-- "Khamenei, the second son of slain Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei, is favored by the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, but some Assembly members have reportedly raised issues over passing the torch to the longtime ayatollah’s son." --

UPDATE...  Muslim Nepo-baby almost gets shwacked.  

And no buds for Quds.

TRUMP SHOULD BE DISARMING THE ENTIRE ARAB MIDDLE EAST...

-- "'Kuwait has acknowledged this incident, and we are grateful for the efforts of the Kuwaiti defense forces and their support in this ongoing operation,' Tampa, Fla.-based CENTCOM went on." --

'Sleeper cells', my narrow infidel arse...

-- "From the mosque in northern Virginia to religious institutions in Michigan and Texas, clerics aligned with the Islamic Republic are advancing a doomsday interpretation of faith that casts geopolitical and military confrontation with the U.S. as part of a prophetic destiny tied to the return of the Mahdi." --

MAYBE WESTERN CIVILISATION DOESN'T DESERVE TO SURVIVE...

-- "Mattel on Monday introduced A BARBIE WITH AUTISM, adding to a line of dolls to boost inclusivity.   The American toy manufacturing giant said it developed the autistic doll in partnership with the Autistic Self Advocacy Network, a nonprofit group, over 18 months." --

NOMINATIONS ARE OPEN FOR 'DARWIN AWARDS' CANADA 2025...

-- "Windsor Fire and Rescue Services says a long-term care home resident is in critical condition in hospital after her supplemental oxygen triggered a fire while she was trying to smoke. She was able to escape the burning wheelchair but sustained burns to her face and damage to her respiratory tract from smoke and heat." --