31 August 2019

Twenty to life in French prison...

...beats day to day existence in savage stone-age country... think about that...insert alt text here
Bus drivers and witnesses chased the knife-wielding suspect as he ran into the Lyon metro station and then cornered him at an outdoor lift after the attack unfolded just before 4.30pm local time on Saturday, local media reported.

The suspect is an Afghan asylum seeker who was not known to the police or intelligence services, BFM TV reported.
Live and don't learn.


RELATED: Cash for Life

Kristianstadsbladet reports...
The Swedish municipality of Hässleholm, which took in nearly 3,000 asylum seekers in three years, faces an economic crisis as up to 80 per cent remain on welfare.

Hässleholm has at least 100 migrants who are illiterate and another 200 with very poor educational backgrounds, saying, “It will in principle be impossible to get them to work.”

Justin Trudeau's Liberals...

...refuse to publicly acknowledge actual "trigger-pullers" because... "racism"...most wanted
Let’s consider what the Trudeau government said about banning handguns in a discussion paper released in April by Public Safety Canada titled: “A Dialogue on Handguns and Assault Weapons.”
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“The vast majority of owners of handguns and of other firearms in Canada lawfully abide by requirements, and most gun crimes are not committed with legally-owned firearms.

LAST WORD: Time to get organised...
Sport shooting is popular. More Canadian adults shoot recreationally than play hockey – or golf.

Gun ban rhetoric is 100 percent about politics – zero percent about saving lives.

Do stupid sh!t... win stupid prizes

Well, well, well... if it isn't the consequences of my own actions...
"She reportedly needs full reconstruction of her ankles, knees and face, and likely won’t walk for another three years after the fall."

RELATED: Thinning the herd... strengthens the species...
"A drunk writer fell to his death during a roof party at his Upper East Side apartment Thursday night, according to police."
And then there's this.

30 August 2019

Say, whatever happened to Kim Cam...

...sweet baby jebus... cementing her place in the history books...insert alt text hereinsert alt text here
This is far from the first time Campbell has taken aim at Trump. She made waves earlier this year after echoing Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) and calling the president a “motherf**ker!”
Dim Kim better be praying no one in the Mar-a-Lago area is maimed or killed.


UPDATE: A Trump responds...insert alt text here**********

RELATED: How empty does your life have to be?
Actress and far-left activist Alyssa Milano shared a fake news story on Twitter about President Donald Trump deporting children with cancer.

Infamous mental institution that keeps...

...losing track of, uh... "not criminally responsible" clients, rewriting manuals to deal with "cultural relativity"...insert alt text here
“A lot of people don’t even know what a psychologist is in South Asia. It’s a concept that you derive from North American values,” said Ahmad, who is also of South Asian descent.
What's this called in Mogadishu... "a double-double?"
What is known is that police responded to 911 calls reporting Abdi grabbing women’s breasts inside a Hintonburg coffee shop.
CBC posits who the real victim is here.

And remember this "treatment plan?"
Unstable enough to be locked up nightly at the Steel City bughouse... but we'll turn him loose daily on a college campus?
Just spitballin' here, but they could start by putting better locks on the doors.

And why are crazy people seen as victims anyway? Russell Williams put on women's underwear and strangled two people... but he's exactly where he belongs.

Remember... we let let this guy walk.

They look you right in the face...

...and they lie...insert alt text here
The latest rule issued by the United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) agency will not strip the children of U.S. citizen service members and diplomats of their American citizenship despite false claims by the establishment media and Democrats.

29 August 2019

Rules are for "Little People"...

...just ask Hillary...insert alt text here
"Today’s report is a disappointing reminder that the former FBI Director put partisanship and personal ambition over patriotism and his legal obligations to the American people."
So much for "checks & balances"...
"By manufacturing an investigation into the president — one that he didn’t have enough evidence to pursue in an official capacity — Comey had not only abused his power but plunged the nation into two years of hysterics about Russian interference."

The Usual, well... you know

TORONTO: Come for the museums... stay for the mayhem...insert alt text here
Mann said the suspects are known to police and were both out on bail on previous gun charges. They will now face a slew of new firearm offences, he said. “Again, we see the situation where someone who has committed an offence was released and has now chosen to pick up a firearm again and continue to commit crimes.”
At least no one was carded.

As per usual, spineless media won't identify perps, but there's a picture here.Think you're safe in the burbs?

Think again...
"Two groups of suspects remain outstanding after an apparent shootout in front of a restaurant in Ajax late Thursday night."

You've come a wrong way, baby

There's always Plan B, I guess...insert alt text here
The back-and-forth episode, a sort of "Biden claim whack-a-mole," came as verbal gaffes have continued to rock the candidate's campaign, prompting a top aide to call the blunders "a part of his charm."
"In the space of three minutes, Biden got the time period, the location, the heroic act, the type of medal, the military branch and the rank of the recipient wrong, as well as his own role in the ceremony," Viser and Jaffe wrote.

RELATED: Speaking of blunders...
MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell issued an apology Wednesday afternoon after President Donald Trump, through his attorneys, demanded the retraction of an unsourced claim that Trump had “Russian billionaires close to Vladimir Putin” as co-signers on loans.

28 August 2019

But, but, but...

...biological, caucasion males aren't allowed to be victims...insert alt text here
There’s a tendency right now to make every single thing about Donald Trump, but if you don’t see the dotted line connecting the president to a wave of men who feel thwarted and besieged and sentenced to an endless apology tour, then you’re not paying attention.

In 2019, men feeling thwarted and besieged is a bipartisan experience.

27 August 2019

The modern stone age family.

Have a yabba dabba doo time... a dabba doo time...insert alt text here
Bangladesh's top court has ruled that women in the Muslim-majority country will no longer have to declare whether they are virgins on their marriage registration forms.

Separately, the high court also ruled that grooms will now have to disclose their marital status.

RELATED: Capricious & unknowable Will of...

...well... you know...insert alt text here
"An Iranian women’s rights activist has been jailed for a total of 24 years – including a 15-year term for ‘spreading prostitution by taking off her hijab’."


Actually, right in Justin's backyard...
Officers with the drug and PIVOT units recovered the Glock .40 calibre near Somerset Street West and Kent Street at 11:52 p.m. Azal Shoaib appeared in court Saturday.
Newell is accused of hiding the gun for the accused killer, Raffat A. Mohamed. Mohamed is in jail and awaiting trial for second-degree murder in the July shooting death of Jeffrey Claude Godin, 42.

I'll say this for Dave Chappelle...

...right or wrong, he's damn near fearless...
"Not only do I believe they that have a right to chose, I believe they shouldn’t have to consult anybody, except for a physician about how to exercise that right.”

“And ladies,” Chappelle added, “to be fair to us, I also believe that if you decide to have the baby a man shouldn’t have to pay. That’s fair."

"If you can kill this motherfucker, I can at least abandon him. My money. My choice."

Let's ask somebody who knows

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While Trudeau, Tory and others have pushed for a handgun ban, Hayward maintains “the only thing that works is making these guys afraid to carry their guns.”

RELATED: TAVIS, TAVIS... that sounds so familiar


LAST WORD: Only human...
The number of arrests and criminal summonses handled by city cops last week plummeted compared to the same period in 2018 — and law enforcement sources warn it’s the "Pantaleo Effect."

26 August 2019

Just about crapped myself...

..."It was horrifically appetizing...
VANCOUVER – "Researchers at the A&W Centre for Theoretical Food at the University of British Columbia were found yammering incoherently after piercing the scientific veil and briefly seeing what lies beyond 'Beyond Meat'."
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“Everyone was screaming, brandishing forks, and spraying condiments this way and that,” reported a first responder. “And the smell, it wasn’t meat, but it wasn’t not meat, either."

Several of the younger researchers had removed their clothing and were screaming about a “flavour that should never be tasted” and demanding their tongues be removed so they could never taste again.
I'm with Joe Rogan...
"That's not ice cream, that's frozen tofu bullshit that tastes like sadness."


CNN: The "Never Read a History Book" channel...insert alt text hereTalking head Brian Stelter sort of apologises after getting taken to the "non-fiction" woodshed...
"I agree that I should have interrupted after that line."
No, Brian... you should stop putting crazy people on TV.


...then we'll have a party...insert alt text hereYou think the leftbots went apeshit over Kavanaugh... just wait.

Maybe Justin should have a word...

...with his BFFs in China about the Sinaloa Cartel...liar,liar
The Mexican government announced the major fentanyl seizure, initially reported to be approximately 25.75 tons of powdered fentanyl that originated in Shanghai China.
Don't hold your breath, though...insert alt text hereMexico, Mexico... that sounds so familiar...
"Mexican officials say a Canadian retiree who once served as an honorary consul in Mexico has been found slain at his residence in the Caribbean resort of Cancun."

RELATED: Feminist Boy-King dumps another female MP...

...MP Eva Nassif gets the JWR heave-ho...insert alt text here
OTTAWA — A Liberal riding association says the departure of a sitting Quebec MP who announced she would not seek a second term this week was forced by the party and it wants to know why.
Au revoir, Eva. These ladies should form their own party.

In other "putting a gun in your own mouth" news...
Khalil Ramal said he asked Liberal party officials why he was barred from the nomination race, but the party wouldn’t disclose that. “It could be anything,” he said.

“They said the rules and regulations of the Liberal party didn’t obligate them to tell me the reason.”

25 August 2019

The good news is...

...nobody got carded...insert alt text hereHomicide #41.
Homicide Det. Sgt. Terry Browne told reporters at the scene that the victim is a 46-year-old man from Toronto. Police believe there was a large party with
at least 100 people in the area
when the shooting happened.

"What's extremely disturbing to myself and our officers is that not a single person contacted us," said Browne.
UPDATE: Victim id'd as Alexis Charles, 46.


"Two people have been injured in a daylight shooting on Tree Sparroway near Leslie Street and Finch Avenue just before 3 p.m. Sunday."
And then there's this...
Toronto Police say a bag left behind in a ride-share vehicle contained a loaded handgun. Kingsley Dowrin and Vanessa Cosentino, both 19, face various firearms-related charges.

RELATED: Bright lights, big city
Twin 18-year-old Scarborough brothers have been charged after a man was allegedly beaten unconscious by strangers with baseball bats.

LAST WORD: Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...
A man has been arrested after a 16-year-old girl was allegedly sexually assaulted twice in a downtown park.

Prince Charles finally off the hook...

...for all that Camilla tomfoolery...

"What child sex?" says Prince Andrew... "I just like airplanes... and private tropical islands."insert alt text here
Andrew, who is the second son of Queen Elizabeth, issued a lengthy statement saying he wanted to “clarify the facts” around his relationship with Epstein.
It gets better... by which I mean worse...
His statement comes after a former police officer Paul Page, who served in the Royal Protection Command from 1998 until 2004 claimed that Epstein's 'madam' Ghislaine Maxwell and several other women made several secret visits to Buckingham Palace to visit Prince Andrew.

These women wouldn't sign the Palace's gate book and royal protection officers would even drive them home, or face an angry Andrew who'd become 'abusive' if challenged.

RELATED: These folks need real jobs...insert alt text here
"The photographs reportedly made Queen Elizabeth II so furious she asked Ferguson to leave Balmoral."

24 August 2019

But, if weird, uber-tentacled aliens...

...are gonna invade earth... shouldn't Will Smith be President?insert alt text hereinsert alt text hereI say we get the "cure for cancer" off Uncle Joe, before he forgets where he put it.

“Those kids in Parkland came up to see me when I was vice president,” said the former vice president, before claiming that when the survivors visited Congress, lawmakers were “basically cowering, not wanting to see them. They did not want to face it on camera.”

Many pointed out that the tragic shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, which resulted in 17 fatalities and over a dozen injuries, occurred on February 14, 2018, more than a year after Biden left office.

RELATED: And let's talk "Fauxcahantas"...
“Elizabeth Warren’s ancestors replaced the truth of their complicity in Cherokee dispossession with a tale of being Cherokee,” Nagle wrote, adding, “If that’s not wrong, if that’s not racist, I don’t know what is.”

Once again, Toronto shooters use...

..."cloak of invisibility" to perpetrate ghastly crime...

insert alt text hereCome for the shopping, stay for the firefight.
"Investigators are still trying to determine what may have led to the shooting. The only description put out by police is that they’re looking for three individuals that were in a dark vehicle."

"Police Chief Mark Saunders says one of the victims 'has a history of gun violence' and has twice served time for firearms-related offences."

“We are trying to get information out of the victims and no one is cooperating.”
Yes, it's a mystery. The usual knuckleheads.

UPDATE: And Inspector Clouseau wept...
Police have since obtained surveillance from the area that shows two groups shooting at each other, Const. Scott Mills said. "It is still unclear if the shooting was gang-related, but the guns and gangs squad is investigating."

RELATED: Yorkdale, Yorkdale... that sounds so familiar...


The Conservative government wants to bring in a series of escalating minimum jail terms of up to 10 years for gun crimes, targeted especially at offences committed with restricted weapons or by gang members.

But Toews faced a combined opposition of Liberal, Bloc Québécois and NDP MPs at the justice committee — who have already watered down the government's bid to restrict conditional sentences, including house arrest.

LAST WORD: Smarter Volk than I...insert alt text here
"But how will Ralph Goodale chase down Nazis running rampant in Canada, if we get rid of the RCMP?"

23 August 2019

A large part of Conservatism is...

...calling things by their proper names...insert alt text here
"The San Francisco Board of Supervisors enacted changes to its language for criminals last month, sanitizing the harsh language traditionally used to identify criminals and their crimes."
Well, we sure don't want to hurt anybody's feelings.
"It is unclear how the new language might help the city with some of the highest crimes rates in the nation."
I think these guys nailed it.


RELATED: "Irregular Firearms Enthusiast" community...

...butts heads with "Urban Musical Devotees Association" yet again...insert alt text here
TORONTO - "Both Jahvante Smart, who went by the name “Smoke Dawg,” and Ernest Modekwe were well known within Toronto’s music industry."

LAST WORD: Targeting Gangbangers is racist...

...so let's just beef up surveillance of, well... everybody...
The province committed $3 million on Friday to help Toronto police more than double the number of closed-circuit television cameras in the city in an effort to deter gun violence.

22 August 2019

Let the pre-election bribery commence...

Oh, sorry... I meant "investment"...insert alt text here
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, accompanied by Mayor Valérie Plante, announced today a $50,000,000 federal investment into the giant new Montreal park, the Grand Parc de l'Ouest.

RELATED: 40 Million here, 50 million there...

...pretty soon you're talkin' real money...
OTTAWA — In a highly unusual move, the federal government gifted a $39-million stake in a B.C. coal terminal to two First Nations communities, perhaps signaling the rising cost of winning Indigenous support for natural resource projects.

That venal, unfeeling Donald Tr...

...wait a minute...insert alt text hereI wonder how Barack's "estate" will stack up against St Al Gore's little Nashville pied-à-terre...
Gore’s mansion, [20-room, eight-bathroom] located in the posh Belle Meade area of Nashville, consumes more electricity every month than the average American household uses in an entire year, according to the Nashville Electric Service (NES).
Suzuki, who's made a name for himself fighting for the environment and against development, owns four homes, including one property he co-owns with a fossil fuels company.

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus... "explosive incidents"...insert alt text here
Statistics released by the police show that Sweden saw a total of 83 explosive incidents during the period from January to July, a number that has increased to 120 this year, Swedish newspaper Dagens Nyheter reports, an increase of 45 percent compared to the same period in 2018.

The southern multicultural city of Malmö has seen a particularly high number of explosion cases in the last several years with 58 cases in 2017, 45 last year and 23 so far in 2019.

4.5 million dollar, intelligence led plan...

...off to a slow painful start...
The man killed in a drive-by shooting in the city's north on Wednesday night, 33-year-old Toronto resident Abdikani Ishmail, is Toronto’s 40th homicide victim of 2019. Police say the victim was driving in a white SUV on Weston Road when an another vehicle pulled up beside it and someone opened fire.
Meanwhile earlier this week... lucky #39...
Police say officers found the man lying on the ground in the McDonalds parking lot with multiple gunshot wounds in the city’s north end. He was later pronounced dead in hospital.

Police have identified him as Minh Le, 61, of Toronto.

RELATED: Toronto the "Not So Good"...
"There have been a total of 412 people shot in 274 occurrences across this city so far in 2019, with both of those numbers representing a five-year high."

21 August 2019

Say what you will about...

...Canada's Quisling Media... you buy them, they stay bought...insert alt text here**********

RELATED: The government you deserve...
Dion had said that he would be happy to appear before the committee to discuss his report. Despite Erskine-Smith's vote, the Liberals' majority on the committee saw to it that the motion to call Dion was defeated 5 to 4.
Oh Canada.

Chastened Mexican Drug Cartel...

... apologises to uber-woke Toronto politician... promises to just "use their words" in future narcotics disputes...insert alt text here
"The suspected Mob-related shooters that gunned down a Roncesvalles Ave. restaurateur last week didn’t have to use a gun if they wanted to deliver a message, Mayor John Tory insists."
Problem solved. Right?

Well... maybe not...
TORONTO - "A suspect wanted in connection with the investigation has been described by officers as a black male in his early 20s, who was wearing glasses, had short hair and was wearing a shirt with the word “Versace” written on the front of it."

20 August 2019

Wait... he superglued her...

...what the f*ckin' f*ck?!?!

Let's ask a former French Secretary of State...insert alt text here
“If the suburbs give rise to further and even more violent uprisings, we will have no way to face them: we lack the means, we lack the men. This is the reality of the French political situation.”
Of course, it's not like Canadians are any more aware then the spineless Euroweenies.


THOSE NO GO ZONES: Live and don't learn
"I went to France right after the Bataclan attack and spoke to Parisians on the street. Virtually everyone I spoke to was totally oblivious to the threat of Islam.

They treated the whole thing like it was some random train crash."
Sorry France, we bailed you out twice already. This time you're on your own.

Seeing is no longer believing

SAN FRANCISCO — In George Orwell’s “1984,” the classics of literature are rewritten into Newspeak, a revision and reduction of the language meant to make bad thoughts literally unthinkable. “It’s a beautiful thing, the destruction of words,” one true believer exults.

Now some of the writer’s own words are getting reworked in Amazon’s vast virtual bookstore, a place where copyright laws hold remarkably little sway. Orwell’s reputation may be secure, but his sentences are not.

19 August 2019

Those Leading Democrat Lights

insert alt text hereThat's a pretty ballsy assertion from a woman with some hundreds of millions of ill-gotten gains at her greasy, sulphurous fingertips.

And don't get me started on this fruitcake...insert alt text here
Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Bernie Sanders (D-VT) is calling for the end to cash bail and claiming that “hundreds of thousands” of people are in U.S. prisons “convicted of nothing.”
And let's not forget "Fauxcahontas"...insert alt text here
Elizabeth Warren’s team removed the parts of her campaign website that included her controversial claims of having Native American heritage, including DNA test results that showed she had only minuscule amounts of Indian ancestry.

"It’s Canada’s problem now."

Let's turn this over to the folks who gave Omar Khadr
10.5 million taxpayer dollars...insert alt text here
"A diplomatic source said the Canadian government had ‘gone berserk’ at the decision to remove Letts’s UK citizenship because he had ‘very little to do with Canada’."
Jihadi Jack... coming soon to a neighborhood near you.


UPDATE: Canada pulls out the "soft power"...
Ralph Goodale’s office is claiming that by stripping Jihadi Jack of his citizenship, the Brits have “off-loaded their responsibilities.” His office added that “Canada is disappointed.”
Oh, Ralphie, you're a tiger.


LAST WORD: Ol' Jack is gonna fit right in...most wanted
If Toronto Community Housing would like to rid itself of its gun and gangs problem, it need look no further than their parking lots.

The subsidized housing facility is packed with luxury high-end vehicles — Mercedes and BMWs worth upwards of $70,000 — and they all have authorized TCH parking permits in a community where the average household income is $18,000.

It’s not news to residents that undesirables in the community have pimped-out rides with questionable means by which they were purchased.

18 August 2019

Majority of the nation’s homeless...

...now live in California....insert alt text here
Last year a private developer introduced "Snapcrap," which allows residents to upload a photo of an offending specimen directly to the SF311 website.

This alerts the city’s new five-person “poop patrol,” which will follow up, presumably, with a smile.
You know they just wanna blame Trump, but, for the record, the last Republican mayor in San Francisco was in 1964.

I'm just waiting for "JunkieMonkey"... an app that dispatches flying drones shooting darts full of Narcan at opiod addicts citywide.

Residents in both areas have spoken to the Toronto Sun of ongoing litter and garbage problems and about finding dirty needles in their local parks.

The capricious and unknowable...

..."Will of Allah"...insert alt text here
"A bomb has exploded in a wedding hall in the Afghan capital, Kabul, killing 63 people and wounding more than 180. The latest blast comes just 10 days after a huge bomb outside a Kabul police station killed at least 14 people and injured nearly 150."
They do that to each other... imagine what they'll do to your infidel ass.


RELATED: "Enemies, both foreign and domestic"...insert alt text here
Reps. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) both reportedly shared an antisemitic cartoon by an artist who participated in Iran’s Holocaust denial contest on their respective Instagram accounts on Friday.

17 August 2019

Aging politician living life-long lie...

...apparently suddenly decides he needs a little public affirmation... and the MSM eats it up...insert alt text hereI once worked with a guy, whose every waking moment was dedicated to ensuring that everyone he came in contact with... each and every day... knew that he really, really liked dick.

Yeah, you heard me... dick... as in penis.

Despite this campaign, or more likely because of it, I actually knew nothing non-sex-related about this guy's day to day life.

What I do know is that every one of his professional peers was thoroughly sick and tired about knowing what he did with his genitals. Had he been hetero and so "in your face" with his proclivities, I'm damned sure H.R. would've been called in lickety-split.

This being the fabulous 90's we all just put up with it.

So here's a thought, bro. Go ahead and tell your family or friends and let them celebrate your newly found "specialness"... but unless anybody else expresses an actual & specific interest, maybe keep it in your metaphorical harem pants.

Because we really, really don't care.