31 August 2016

The usual suspects

Detective Dave Dickenson revealed the existence of a video which is a ‘narrative’ of the time frame in which the shooting took place.
Funny how the CBC never seems to be able to come up with that information.


RELATED: Black Lives Matter Toronto...

...was apparently not available for comment.

CNN - the "clickbait news network

A group of astronomers says a radio telescope in Russia has detected a “strong signal” of life in a star system about 95 light-years from Earth.
Except, of course, it's nothing of the sort. This is simply a way to try increase their audience.

Let's ask the folks from SETI what they think...
But, of course, it's been announced to the media. Reporters won't have the background to know it's not interesting. Because the media has it, and since this business runs on media, everyone will look at it.

ATA is looking at it. I assume Breakthrough will look at it. Someone will look at it with Arecibo, and we'll be along for the ride. And I'll check the SETI@home database around that position.

And we'll all find nothing. It's not our first time at this rodeo, so we know how it works.
I hate being manipulated.

30 August 2016

Beach Burkini Bingo

"Or look at France. Their reaction to massacres from Paris to Nice is to regulate beach attire rather than lock up treasonous imams, deport criminal Muslims en masse, and block new ones from entering."

RELATED: Swimwear... that's the burning issue?
"Many Germans are also concerned with child brides coming from Turkey in the wake of a new ruling from the Turkish constitutional court that could legalise sexual relations between adults and children as young as twelve."
The capricious and unknowable "Will of Allah".

Peeping Dan, LLB

The first thing we do is hang, er... geld all the lawyers...
According to his LinkedIn page, he graduated from York University’s Osgoode Hall Law School earlier this year and was the Law Journal’s managing editor from Sept. 2015-April 2016. He was also president of the Osgoode Student Animal Legal Defense Fund from May 2014-April 2016.

29 August 2016

I guess Hillary & Huma both...

...like the bad boys...
While his wife, Huma Abedin, travels the country campaigning for Hillary Clinton, the disgraced ex-congressman has been sexting with a busty brunette out West — and even sent her a lurid crotch shot with his toddler son in the picture.
Sweet baby jebus... they're practically living the same life.


UPDATE: From the comments...
So when will Huma announce her engagement to Hillary?
huma hildebeast**********

UPDATE2: Taking Weiner to the cleaner...

Seems like Huma ain't the only one kicking Weiner to the curb.

In other Hildebeast news...
The open source cleaning software published a post titled “BleachBit stifles investigation of Hillary Clinton.”
Coverup... what coverup?

The ever helpful CBC...

...narrows it down to a couple of hundred thousand suspects...
Two young men were seen fleeing the area, northbound, towards Dundas Street East.
And it's not like Toronto newspapers are any better...
One woman, who asked not to be named, believes she saw the killers fleeing. “There were three of them,” she said. “I could see at least one of them had a gun in his hand.”
Okay, stop right there... that's all the info we need.


RELATED: Darwin & Derren

Funny how's there's never a "Black Lives Matter" protest around, when you really, really need one.

27 August 2016

As Canadian as Gosht Bhuna

It's not what's on your documents... it's what's in your heart...
Bangladeshi authorities say a Canadian man suspected of organizing a deadly attack on a popular restaurant in Dhaka has been killed in a police raid near the capital. The country's top counter-terrorism official says officers killed three suspected militants early Saturday, including Bangladeshi-born Canadian Tamim Chowdhury.
In other paper-Cnadian news...
The family of Tahmid Hasib Khan, a University of Toronto student who was detained in Bangladesh after surviving the restaurant attack, says he has been transferred to prison.

RELATED: Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
“I’m not an idiot like the Toronto 18 guys.”
Remember... Justin Trudeau repealed Conservative security measures... and that will most certainly come back to haunt us all.


UPDATE: More angry people looking for...

...Allan's snackbar...
A couple at a German music festival in Oberhausen have been attacked by a knifeman who witnesses claim was heard shouting "Allahu Akbar". A 66-year-old woman, believed to be the other victim's wife, is said to be fighting for her life.
That's some "Religion of Peace."

So, Kathleen Wynne would pay for...

...IVF or a new vagina... but not to remove a cancerous tumour...wynning
The long-time mayor of Trent Hills says he has been “essentially murdered by a corrupt, rigged political system” and wants the OPP “to investigate the Ministry of Health and Long-Term Care.”
Premier Kathleen Wynne recently dumped 70 million more taxpayer dollars yearly into fertility treatments that will primarily benefit the "socially infertile" (aka lesbian) community.

Apparently, there's no money left over for cancer patients like Hector MacMillan.

Since taking office in 2003, the Liberals have doubled Ontario's debt load...
For that reason, we don’t believe this government can credibly look these patients in the eyes and say its decisions were made only after it ensured that every single dollar of our tax money entrusted to it for health care was spent wisely.
Just something to ponder the next time you spend six hours sitting in a hospital Emergency Room.

26 August 2016

Let's talk Alt-Wrong

I made sure I was personally on hand in Reno to hear Hillary Clinton’s lies, wearing my Breitbart shirt.

Here are the 20 worst lies in her speech, in chronological order.

RELATED: Wait a minute...
Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign has received more than $20,000 in donations contributed by members of the Ku Klux Klan, a prominent member of the hate group said Monday. “For the KKK, Clinton is our choice,” said Will Quigg, California Grand Dragon for the Loyal White Knights.

That secretive, controlling Stephen Harp...

...wait a minute...justin hears you
OTTAWA — Interception of Canadians’ private communications by the federal electronic spy agency increased 26-fold last year, for reasons authorities won’t fully explain.
It's almost as if Justin doesn't trust us.


REMEMBER: Information is Power
The BBC, ITV, Channel 4, and Sky are all taking part in Project Diamond, a scheme which will gather data on the gender, ethnicity, disability, age, sexual orientation and gender identity of all key staff working in television production, from the actors to the sound technicians.
Nothing to see here, folks... move along.


LAST WORD: The truth is...
"They don’t take us for idiots. They take us for cowards. They know that we know, and they don’t care."
It's that simple.

Okay, looks like I'm going shopping

"The recipe came to us by way of Colonel Harland Sanders' nephew, Joe Ledington of Kentucky. He says he found it in a scrapbook belonging to his late Aunt Claudia, Sanders' second wife."
hillary lies
With the oil temperature just right at 350 degrees, the chicken soaked in buttermilk and coated just once in the breading mixture, we had our final tasting.

How was it? Well, really good. In fact, tasters agreed the test kitchen fried chicken was even better than the Colonel's.
Just click on the recipe.

25 August 2016

Must've been one of those...

...high capacity AR-15 crossbows...
Three people are dead and one person has been injured after someone discharged a crossbow in the Scarborough Village area.

Const. David Hopkinson said it is too early to say whether the shooting was intentional or accidental.
So, Constable Clouseau, what's your theory... an accidental discharge, followed by two identical mishaps? Or, maybe he loaded three arrow-thingies by mistake.

And, no... that's not my "minkie."


UPDATE: Let the Media Frightening begin...

Although you stand a better chance of falling in the shower and breaking your neck, we, the "professional" journalists of Toronto, will do our best to convince you this is a "clear and present danger"...
The deadly weapons, though uncommon in homicide investigations, are surprisingly easy to get your hands on. A licence isn’t required to buy or own a crossbow and the hunting weapons are not regulated. Anyone over the age of 18 can walk into a sporting goods store and walk out with a weapon capable of firing a small arrow or ‘bolt’ up to 500 feet per second.
Or, if you're in a real hurry, you can go into your kitchen and grab a knife from the cutlery drawer.


RELATED: In other Hogtown homicide news
A 26-year-old man is recovering after being shot in downtown Toronto Tuesday night. ”
The shooting happened at the same spot where 27-year-old Steven Doyle was murdered Aug. 15.
And there's one less thug on the streets...
Police have identified a suspect in a May 27 shooting in North York. Talha Saeed, 23, of Toronto is wanted on seven charges, including discharging a firearm into a place/reckless to others, possessing a weapon dangerous to public peace, carrying a concealed weapon and possessing a restricted or prohibited firearm without holding a licence and registration.
No word yet on which gun club the shooter belonged to.

A lifetime of deceit...

...and the Clintons could be on the verge of their biggest heist yet...hillary lies
"Those of us who watched her rise here in Arkansas will know she's been getting away with ethical shortcuts for a long, long time and the lower she sinks, the higher she rises in the esteem of her fans - or just of those who have benefited from her largesse."

RELATED: It's all there...
AP first requested Mrs. Clinton’s calendars and schedules in 2010 and again in 2013 but was unsuccessful. AP then sued the State Department in federal court to obtain the schedules it has received so far.
And on those schedules it found things like...
InnoVida had “U.S. persons of political influence that are able to assist in advancing the company’s plans.”

“For instance, former President Bill Clinton is personally in contact with the Company to organize its logistical and support needs.” The Clinton Global Initiative had “indicated that it would be willing to contract to purchase 6,500 homes in Haiti from InnoVida within the next year.”
No wonder Hillary didn't bat an eye at Bill's whoring around. And then there's this...hillary liesFrom the comments...
Unless history has been re-written, was it not the democRATS that started the KKK, Jim Crow laws, segregation, and all other laws to keep the black population enslaved and as second rate citizens.

LAST WORD: PM Care Bear's Paris Picnic

Before you start sneering at those corrupt Yanks...
OTTAWA -- A few dozen Environment Canada bureaucrats gobbled up nearly $80,000 worth of fine French food during last fall's climate change summit in Paris. That works out to $2,900 per meal ticket for the well-fed environment types.
Well, now that "global warming" is solved, we can say it was a bargain, right?

24 August 2016

Unemployed Malcontents...

...show up yet again, to shit on people in charge of investigating these events...
Members of Black Lives Matter - Toronto are rallying outside the province’s Special Investigations Unit in Mississauga to protest the death of a Somali-Canadian man killed in Ottawa last month following a confrontation with police.

Earlier this month, Black Lives Matter - Toronto blocked off the busy downtown intersection of Yonge and Dundas streets calling for justice for 37-year-old Abdi. “Abdirahman Abdi was lynched by police officers in front of his home in Ottawa,” said BLM Toronto co-founder Yusra Khogali.
Hey, not to put too fine a point on it, but wasn't this the guy who was arrested for sexually assaulting a woman? The same guy who fled the scene and resisted arrest?
"Police responded to 911 calls reporting Abdi grabbing women’s breasts inside a Hintonburg coffee shop."
Funny how those facts rarely make it into any of these news stories.

And Yusra Kogali... where have I heard that name before?professional agitatorsOh yeah... the Muslim "death threat" lady.

It seems CTV has a very selective memory. So much for "professional" journalism.


RELATED: Employed Malcontents

So, the only thing wrong with Toronto's cabbies is that... they don't speak English, have no concept of customer service or cultural sensitivity, no idea where things actually are and a tendency to crash into stuff.
"According to the release, the Toronto Taxi Alliance program will include an English language assessment and lessons in customer service, cultural sensitivity, road knowledge and defensive driving."
And a website for customer complaints is gonna fix all that?

How about hiring reasonable, competent people in the first place?

"Dave's not quantumly entangled..."

"...at this particular juncture of the space-time continuum, man..."
This study aimed to explore the effects of lysergic acid diethylamide, a serotonergic hallucinogen, on semantic processing and more specifically, lexical retrieval.
Perhaps, instead of medical marijuana, we should be providing weekly sheets of blotter to all those unfortunates who can't live without their medicine.

Oh, wait... Calling Doctor Caramel Corn
Apparent laziness caused by the main psychoactive ingredient in marijuana persists even when the same amount of pot’s medicinal component is added, a new study suggests.
Justin has to have thought this whole medical dope deal through after reviewing all the science... right?

What's a Zipper Truck?

I'm glad you asked...zipper truck
Traditionally, building tunnels is a lengthy and tedious process. Lock-Block Ltd, a construction material production company, has introduced an innovative system to make quick and durable tunnels that can be used as pedestrian passageways, wine cellars, shelters, and more.
So many uses... so little time.

23 August 2016

Playing by Clinton Rules

Hillary learned from the master...
"If fighting for women’s rights is one of Clinton’s greatest achievements, why has she retained as her closest adviser a woman who gave voice to harsh Islamist critiques of her Beijing platform?"
Will anyone from the Clinton camp be answering?

Let's ask the State Department?
“Can you take the question of whether Secretary Clinton knew about Huma Abedin’s presence on the masthead of this journal for 12 years?” Rosen pressed.

“I can certainly take it. I’m not sure I can get you a clear answer for that,” said Toner.
Just another reason, folks.


RELATED: The Brotherhood is here
“The process of settlement is a ‘Civilization-Jihadist Process’ with all the word means. The Ikhwan [Muslim Brotherhood] must understand that their work in America is a kind of grand jihad in eliminating and destroying the Western civilization from within and ‘sabotaging’ its miserable house by their hands and the hands of the believers…”

“[W]e must possess a mastery of the art of ‘coalitions’, the art of ‘absorption’ and the principles of ‘cooperation.’”
It isn't all just flying planes into tall buildings.


LAST WORD: Dear CBC, being on welfare...

...is, in no way, shape or form, "thriving"...thriving
HEADLINE: Kurdi refugee family thrives in Canada but struggles to find housing
Thriving but struggling, huh?
Nine months later they continue to grapple with finding permanent lodging and securing employment for Mohammad.
Ah, "struggling AND grappling?" But really, thriving?

And nine months, no job. What's the dealio, Mo?
Mohammad, who is a barber, said he must be available to inspect a possible home at a moment's notice, which makes it difficult to maintain regular, full-time working hours.
Hang on, the article says they (presumably the whole family) are "grappling" with "securing employment for Mohammad" which kinda sounds like he is not employed at all.

I don't know how things work in Syria, but here, you get yourself a job to pay for stuff like food and lodging. You get that job and use your two days off every week to search for a home. That's how we do it. Unless, of course, you're happy staying on the dole. Otherwise, nobody would ever have their own place, right?

BTW, Mo... you're really rockin' that leather jacket.

Yeah, Skippy... you're right...

...let's just change this one to "attempted murder"...
“To equate not disclosing one’s HIV status with the traditional understanding of aggravated sexual assault, we don’t think is fair.”
Fair? FAIR?!

Unlike... you know... infecting people with a terminal disease.


RELATED: The En-goobering

Never mind sex... let's talk swapping spit with a rubbie...
"Part of the dilemma is CPR training. It usually happens in “lovely clean rooms, using very clean, asexual mannequins,” far removed from messier, real life conditions."
I'm pretty sure these are totally unrealistic numbers anyway.

Good news... Elitist Racist Snowflake...

...has horrific white privilege resolutely checked...
"Good Morning America host Amy Robach apologizes for using racial slur."
Oh my gawd... what egregious crime has been perpetrated on "The Community™" today?

Hmmm... a nationally broadcast TV show host being publicly shamed and pilloried... hopefully, this isn't "burn down a neighbourhood" bad.

Wait... what the f@ckin, f@ck?! Is this some sort of joke?
"We no longer use the term "colored people", although once upon a time that was a term in use," said Deborah E. McDowell, director of the University of Virginia's Carter G. Woodson Institute for African-American and African Studies. "Now the preferred usage is "PEOPLE OF COLOR."
Seriously, is this really what keeps our darker-skinned brothers & sisters awake at night? And, let's be honest, is "people of color" a phrase you're ever gonna hear in the hood?


RELATED: Meanwhile, a non-nationwide story...
AKRON, OH - A group of men chanting "Black Lives Matter" were accused of viciously beating up seven white victims in Akron early Sunday morning. The suspects started hitting them with bottles, punching and kicking the victims. One victim fell to the ground and was kicked in the head several times before losing consciousness.
Yup... very Black Lives indeed.

Now that they've got their pound of honky flesh, maybe these, er... "people of color" could try focusing some of that outrage on the "Chicago Shot Clock."chicago shot clock**********

RELATED2: A little closer to home

Astonishing shift in editorial policy allows CBC to publish physical description of shooter...
"A person of interest was seen leaving the scene on a bicycle. Police described him as a white man wearing a dark bicycle helmet."
Will this new guideline apply to all future homicides... or is it a one off thing?

Curiously, not one media outlet has characterised the victim as someone who was "always laughing" or "turning his life around." Instead, there are numerous references to an arrest 7 years ago and reputed "biker" affiliations. The Toronto Star highlights a criminal conviction...
Ignagni was convicted under the Highway Traffic Act in 2005 for failing to wear a helmet at a biker funeral.

Alrighty... now that we, the national broadcaster, have yet again boldly cherry-picked a repudiation of racial stereotypes, it's back to our nightly roundup of puppies and unicorns.

Or maybe CBC can get Justin to take off his shirt again.

22 August 2016

The Mainstream Media...

...in addition to slitting its own throat... will end up electing Trump...
"Everyone they were talking to • which is themselves • agreed with them."

RELATED: Heads will roll at Toronto Star...

...as scary Muslim article slips through...
The study, titled "Lovers of the Death - Islamist Extremism in Mosques and Schools", says what worried them was not the presence of extremist literature, but that they found nothing but such writings in several libraries.

The authors say openly available material and analysis of social media postings helped confirm their views that many Canadians, including leading politicians, are turning a blind eye to the dangers.

One year ago, the Senate defence and security committee issued a report saying some foreign-trained imams had been spreading extremist religious ideology and messages that are not in keeping with Canadian values, contributing to radicalization.

The report was not supported by Liberal senators on the committee.

The Canadian Council of Imams did not respond to a request for comment.
It's right there, folks. Write to your Member of Parliament, or every fatality from this point on is blood on your hands as well.

"Nothing to see here, move along"

I recall, once upon a time, Mrs Neo relating how, passing our open bathroom door she saw a toddler-ish Neophyte standing on a stool doing something surreptitious involving running water.

Before she could even frame the question, he guiltily cried out... "Nothing really!"

In that very same spirit I present... get ready
"The German government plans to tell citizens to stockpile food and water in case of an attack or catastrophe, the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung newspaper reported on Sunday."
I'm sure it's all just coincidence... I mean... "nothing really."


RELATED: If you want straight talk...

...listen to ISIS...
"So brothers, when you have any chance to kill one of those American of French infidels or any of those who support them, take it.

"You can smash his head with a stone, slaughter him, run him over by car, throw him off a roof, strangle him or even poison him."
That's some "religion of peace."


UPDATE: Those kooky "Asians"...

...and their machetes...
Police sources have told RTBF that the woman was Asian and had a history of mental illness.
See... it's not about immigration... this is about healthcare!

But, it's not just Belgium...
Police are investigating if an explosion which killed a child in Gothenburg suburb BiskopsgÄrden on Monday morning is a revenge attack.
So, not the usual Islamic suspects, right? it's just ruthless Swedish gangsters... wait a minute... Who are Adam Abdulahi & Ahmed Warsame?
"Today, the gang environment is… I don't want to exactly call it the Wild West, but something in that direction."
The Swedish media takes the long way around, and won't use the word terrorist, but ask yourself, what sort of gang has access to hand grenades?

21 August 2016

Remember, these are the folks...

...who've doubled Ontario's debt since they got in in 2003...
TORONTO • Doctors on the front lines of healthcare rebelled last week, quietly but politely giving Health Minister Eric Hoskins and their own Ontario Medical Association executive the political equivalent of a colonoscopy • without sedation.

In a decisive vote, physicians rejected the tentative deal hammered out between the OMA and the ministry.
Of course there's no money for doctors, the cupboard is already bare...
Wynne recently committed $900 million over four years from future “cap-and-trade proceeds” to make apartment buildings more energy efficient. Last year she created a $325 million “Green Investment Fund”, calling it “a down payment on the province’s cap-and-trade program.”
Speaking of the environment...
The permits allow municipalities, mining companies and golf courses -- in addition to the water-bottlers -- to take a total of 1.4 trillion litres out of Ontario's surface and ground water supplies every day.
Everyone (in the corporate world, anyway) a Wynner.

20 August 2016

19 August 2016

Showing up is half the battle

Hillary's too frail and Obama just doesn't give a sh*t...showing up
On Wednesday the Baton Rouge Advocate called on President Obama to take a break from his vacation and visit Louisiana... “The optics of Obama golfing while Louisiana residents languished in flood waters was striking."
Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton will be "resting" from the campaign trail on Friday, and will also not be visiting Louisiana... "Closely monitoring the flooding in Louisiana & Mississippi."
Remember how the media went after Bush for his supposed neglect after Hurricane Katrina?

Remember... Justin Trudeau...

...is way smarter than you...
The professor parroted Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s opinion that the issue is too complicated for a referendum, that people wouldn’t really understand what they would be voting on, and so leaving it to the politicians is the best approach.
We're talking about the Justin who flunked out of two grad school programs, right?


RELATED: Pierre Lite's "safe spaces" Canada

You will not laugh, you will not joke...
Ward told Spiked that he plans to appeal the decision, and if that fails, will try to bring the case to the Supreme Court. “If I lose that I’ll just move to Syria or Saudi Arabia, or some other country that respects free speech as much as Canada does.”
That is, if the Liberals don't throw him in jail.

18 August 2016

Build me a wall...

...as fast as you can...
Yet much as the gun control experiment in Chicago has proven, the gun control schema in Mexico is correlating with rampant violent crime rather than a reduction in such crime. In fact, Mexico’s homicide rate is “more than five times higher” that the homicide rate in the U.S.

RELATED: A little closer to home...religion of peace
Mustafa Ahmed, 28, wanted for murder after an original member of Ottawa's most notorious street gang was gunned down in a ByWard Market club is believed to be in Toronto.
See... you take firearms away from farmers, hunters and target shooters and... problem solved.


LAST WORD: Ask the lunatic left...

...they'll tell you...
"They listen to Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, and believe Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama when either of them says anything about the scary, black boom-boom sticks. Or even just the regular variety boom-boom sticks."
Just like pencils write poetry... and SUV's murder pedestrians.

17 August 2016

Barry, Barry quiet

I'm from the government... I'm here to save you...
It’s been more than a month since soldiers in South Sudan, a country that gets more than a billion dollars a year in U.S. assistance, singled out American aid workers for beatings and abuse amid an orgy of theft, intimidation, and gang rapes.

RELATED: A little closer to home...
"Faye accompanied Department of Human Services employees Harmony Raffeo and Deana Chase to Garden Park Medical Center in Gulfport. One of her daughters had tested positive for gonorrhea."

"The 1-year-old was not tested but was suffering from symptoms that prompted medical staff to treat both children for gonorrhea. The 2-year-old tested positive for the STD and had symptoms indicating she had been penetrated."
Maybe they can set up an agency to look into why this agency failed so egregiously. The only thing government does well is create more government. You have to look out for you and yours.


LAST WORD: The Puppetmaster

Maybe Hillary's tics and seizures come from Soro's hand being too far up her ass...
One of Hillary Clinton’s biggest donors, billionaire George Soros, has been exposed in a massive hack for manipulating elections in Europe via his non-government organizations.
Elect another criminal Clinton? Are people really that stupid?

16 August 2016

Starring Will Smith...

...as Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis...
Snowden is a white male
Author: Sven B.
28 July 2016 •

We know that Snowden is unfortunately Caucasian, but he could also be Black, Latino, Indian, Muslim or Gay.

There is nothing in his story that prevents him from being a woman too. His story is very generic. This would also give rise to tackling aspects which are still considered to be taboo after all these years. Interracial relationships could be explored here and lessons could be taught around this. So, why not instill a few positive messages and concepts within the movie?

It could help others not see color or gender, as many of the previous generation do. Instead, they could see a Black Muslim hero they can believe in and aspire to be irrespective of the color of his skin or his race. We need to end the evils of blue-eyed "whiteness".
Uh-huh... scratch a Millenial... find a pastel coloured, wheelchair bound, minty smelling, Islamic, transsexual unicorn.

Meanwhile, back in "the real world"...
National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden says the exposure of malicious software allegedly linked to his former employer may be a message from Moscow.
Just to be clear... in this world, Vladimir Putin is a middle-aged, decidedly heterosexual, Caucasian male.


RELATED: Using that same logic...

...can we turn this accused killer into a "white guy"... you know... like George Zimmerman?
"The suspect is Hispanic, and some police sources and local residents have noted simmering tensions in the largely Hispanic neighborhood as the Bangladeshi Muslim population there grows."
C'mon, now... this Hispanic thing is just gonna muddy the narrative. Wouldn't a little revisionism help end the evils of blue-eyed "whiteness".

15 August 2016

Second night of "demonstrations"...

Take that sh*t to the suburbs. Burn that sh*t down!” she demands. “We need our sh*t! We need our weave!”

Smith’s call for rioters to stop burning down their own communities is being reported by the media as a rebuke to those behind the violence. However, in reality she is really just calling for the mayhem to be inflicted on the suburbs, or in other words – where all the white people live.

According to police, body camera footage shows 23-year-old Sylville K. Smith aim a gun at officers before he was shot dead by an African-American cop.
Don't you worry, though... it's just a "demonstration."


RELATED: Bigger hill, better death
Black Lives Matter- Toronto blocked off the intersection of Yonge and Dundas streets this morning to protest the death of an Ottawa man killed after a confrontation with police last month.
Wait a minute... you mean the Somali who was grabbing women's breasts in an Ottawa area donut shop? The crazy dude who got tuned up by the crowd while they were holding him for police?

Funny... the media all seem to be skipping over that part?


LAST WORD: Would Mummy dearest lie?BURN THIS BITCH DOWN
"Smith’s mother, Haynes, said her son had recently gotten his conceal-carry license because he had been shot twice and robbed four times – and was stripped of all his clothes during one robbery."
Hmmmm... sorry, Moms, convicted felons don't get pistol permits.

14 August 2016

I blame Donald Trump...

...and the cops and the reporters and the business owners...segregation
The shooting occurred about one block northwest of the scene of a Friday evening homicide, and about four blocks west of a Saturday morning double homicide. Five people died in shooting-related homicides during a nine-hour stretch in the city on Friday night and Saturday morning.
Let's ask Aldermen Russell W. Stamper II and Khalif Rainey about the rioting & looting, which includes by the way, the firebombing of a gas station...
"Milwaukee has become the worst place to live for African-Americans in the entire country," Rainey said. "Now this is a warning cry. You’re one day away. You’re one day away."
One day away from total anarchy, I assume.

Thank goodness, the #MilwaukeeLootCrew was on the job.


UPDATE: Burn, baby, burn...

It's Ferguson all over again.


RELATED: Dear Toronto Star... a night club?

Sugar Daddy’s is a "strip club"... and if you can publish the shooter's age, why can't you give a physical description?
Police are searching for a suspect, described as a male in his 20s. He was wearing jeans, a white t-shirt and a jean jacket, police say.
Hmmm... something tells me this wasn't a member of the Forest Hills Gun Club.

Yes, Virginia... stereotypes do come from somewhere.

13 August 2016

Of course, down on the Rez...

...they call that... "Tuesday"...first ninja
"RCMP have arrested a 17-year-old from the Frog Lake First Nation after an altercation that involved three dogs, a sword, an ATV and a shotgun."

RELATED: A Tale of Two Shootings
Meechance said they were attacked almost immediately upon stopping in Stanley's yard, located about 90 kilometres northwest of Saskatoon, halfway between Cando and Sonningdale, Sask.

"All of a sudden some guy, he just came out and he just smashed our windshield."

"Where can we feel safe? Where can we break down if we have vehicle issues? We can't break down on the back roads because someone's going to come out with a gun."
Hmmm... that sounds crazy... let's ask the dead guy's brother...
The last time William Boushie ever saw his brother Colten, he begged him to stay home. William says he wanted his brother to stay home because he was intoxicated and with friends William didn’t approve of.
Who are you gonna go with here?

12 August 2016

What happened to being Proud & Out?

Maybe, instead of indiscriminately hooking up with complete and innumerable strangers, these "best of the best" Olympians should be thinking "proud and out the door"...
“The Daily Beast should be embarrassed at this piece of homophobic trash and try swiping on some ethical journalism standards than playing games on Grindr.”
Is it just me... or does dedicating the first 20 years of your life to a country that'll hang your ass from the nearest lamp post seem a little crazy?

Ah, well... now the Daily Beast can get back to what it does beast... getting the Hildebeast & Hubby back into the Whitehouse.

Hillary Clinton wants your guns...

...but watch her backpedalling to try retain all those firearms owners votes......house of cards
The thing is, the evidence of her record is so overwhelming that mainstream media outlets like The Washington Post are only embarrassing themselves by denying the obvious truth.
Of course, there's another truth you're never gonna see in the mainstream media...
"Concealed-carry permit holders are nearly the most law-abiding demographic of Americans, a new report by the Crime Prevention Research Center says. It is impossible to think of any other group in the U.S. that is anywhere near as law-abiding,” says the report, titled “Concealed Carry Permit Holders Across the United States 2016.”
(via BCF)


RELATED: Where stereotypes come from...
A male Toronto police believe to be in his late teens or early 20s suffered three gunshot wounds to the upper body following a shooting Monday.
Toronto Police have issued an arrest warrant for a 23-year-old suspect after a man was robbed of his gold necklace at gunpoint and shot at several times in Scarborough’s West Hill neighbourhood on Tuesday night.
And again...
A man in his 20s is in life-threatening condition after he was shot Thursday night outside an apartment in the city’s west end, Toronto Police say.
No word on which gun club any of the shooters belongs to.

Where stereotypes were born...
Between last Friday afternoon and early Thursday, at least 99 people were shot in the city, 24 of them fatally. At least nine people were killed on Monday alone, the deadliest day in Chicago in 13 years.
I sure hope somebody from Black Lives Matter will be available for comment.


LAST WORD: Health issues... what health issues?

11 August 2016

Done and done

I'm just surprised there haven't been more of these things... and, no CBC... I don't wanna hear about his "troubled childhood"...
He first caught the attention of the Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS) in October 2014 when he was tweeting support for the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria under the alias Harun Abdurahman.
And here comes the Trudeaupian rationalisation...
"It's shocking. Absolutely shocking, actually," said Driver's former lawyer, Leonard Tailleur.
Well, Lenny... maybe if you're a professional apologist for very bad people. Apparently this guy was shot after he he detonated a device that wounded himself and one other person.

Guess who isn't "absolutely shocked?" That'd be Aaron Driver's father...
"The way I see it they did what they had to do. He would not surrender. I’m sure they gave him ample chances."
Well... there you go.


RELATED: It's all about Canada's implacable Islamophobia

Watch how the Toronto "Death Star" changes the narrative...
The goal was to understand the other side of the story — to hear in these peoples’ own words why they would rather dodge bombs and bullets in a war zone than take advantage of Canada’s comforts and security.
The war zone being Strathroy, Ontario... right? Just a poor, misunderstood member of the "Religion of Peace."
"He defended the acts of retribution, be they torture beheadings, executions and burning people alive as gruesome but ultimately necessary."
"Acts of retribution," you say?


LAST WORD: The stuff CBC internships are made of...
At one point there was muffled laughter in the courtroom at Old City Hall after Siad said, "I don't recall" before the Crown had finished asking a question.

The judge instructed Siad to wait until the prosecutor had asked a question before answering.

Siad admitted to friends he used his cellphone to record Rob Ford smoking a crack pipe. He then tried to sell the video to the U.S. news website Gawker.com and to the Toronto Star.
No wonder you dumbsticks are going out of business.

10 August 2016

09 August 2016

We're Number 3, we're number 3!!!!

Losing our minds over second runner up...
I feel like a superhero,” said the incandescent Jen Kish, the team captain and charter member of the core group that built this team. “What a freaking historical win for us.”
Congrats on the medal, but doesn't this seem a teeny bit over the top. I mean, look at the stuff that Canadians are freaking out about.


RELATED: Can't fight that feelin' anymore...
On the same day Abdirahman Abdi was pronounced dead, Ottawa police moved to hire a Somali-Canadian man who had failed a background check, prompting the civilian investigator in charge of vetting officers to resign.
Hells bells... if this guy is the community's best & brightest... we have to hire him regardless... right?

The pursuit of less than excellence.

Uh... anybody else noticing a pattern here?

That secretive, controlling Stephen Harp...

...wait a minute...
OTTAWA -- The Justin Trudeau government is on pace this year to preside over the biggest-ever recorded cut to the number of federal environment scientists.

RELATED: I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...
The tree at the centre of a fatal accident in Trinity Bellwoods Park was flagged as a potential hazard almost two years ago, documents obtained by Metro show.
Politicians... they're all the same.

08 August 2016


...explained...bias, what bias?The CBC piles on... we're all gonna die!!!


RELATED: Barack Insane Obama
“The president has commuted the sentences of dangerous criminals who were convicted of gun-related charges. But then, he does everything in his power to block law-abiding gun owners from purchasing firearms.”

Three pardons covered gun crimes and 104 people with gun convictions have had their sentences commuted.
Feeling safer yet?

More stuff you won't see...

...on Canada's "national broadcaster"...
“And that brings me to another question: Why would he ever cheat on such a wonderful woman? In fact, how could such a wonderful woman — a perfect 10, she was made out to be — how could that woman actually be the most cheated-on woman in America?
Here's a hint... it's not a marriage... it's a business.


UPDATE: A really, really big tent
Seddique Mateen, father of the man who shot and killed 49 clubgoers in June at Orlando’s Pulse gay nightclub, was spotted behind Hillary Clinton during her Monday evening rally in Kissimmee, Florida.

The Will of Allah
Seddique Mateen further notes that “God will punish those involved in homosexuality,” adding it is “not an issue that humans should deal with.”

RELATED: At least she's got her health...crippleOops.


LAST WORD: Hillary does the funky chicken

A Bible Full of Cannabis

I believe Archbishop Trudeau has already given his blessing...
Formed just over a year ago, Armstrong and Gordon’s congregation is essentially a small collection of followers who believe, like they do, that marijuana is holy.

"We're supposed to have religious freedom," he tells the local news anchor. "We believe that this was in the Bible and that we need to do this as a sacrifice."

The outdoor ceremonies like the one depicted by local news mostly involve smoking joints and talking about love.
World without animus, amen.

And remember, you can't be a Methodist if you don't believe in Global Warming.


RELATED: Speaking of Religion
In an email, Khattab told the CBC that in 2012, he was still experiencing "a cultural shock" and his information about homosexuality was based on an article that he read on Wikipedia.
You think CBC would have let Donald Trump off so lightly?


LAST WORD: Maybe Justin isn't ready after all?
And while licences are required to operate everything from a dog kennel to a flea market in the city of Ottawa, officials say licensing medical marijuana is the responsibility of Health Canada.

But Health Canada does not check the quality and safety of dispensary products because they aren’t part of the legal system for producing and selling medical marijuana in Canada.
Just shut up and smoke.

07 August 2016

Funny, how nobody ever seems to...

...accidentally visit an orphanage, or a library...
Anthony was responding to questions about a TMZ report that several players thought they were walking into a spa on their day off Wednesday night, but wound up in a brothel.
Hey... if it could happen to Jack Layton, it could happen to anybody, right?


RELATED: What's the big deal, huh? It's just sex.

Yeah... it's not like it could kill... wait a minute...
A 47-year-old man is facing a charge of aggravated sexual assault after he allegedly failed to disclose his HIV diagnosis to a woman he was sleeping with.

Toronto police say the relationship with the 25-year-old lasted from January 2011 to June of 2012.
I guess this guy didn't have the benefit of Kathleen Wynne's new sex ed program.

Liberal Election Promises In... Garbage out...

Well, there's $53.8 million taxpayer dollars we'll never see again...bias, what bias?
"Aboriginal men and boys actually go missing and are murdered at a far greater rate (about three times more to be specific) than aboriginal women."
Why, it's almost as if... Bev Oda ordered 3,362,500 glasses of orange juice.


RELATED: It's a Liberal thing...
The Liard First Nation had been threatened with court action by the previous Conservative government for violating the 'First Nations Financial Transparency Act', but Liberal minister of Indigenous and Northern Affairs Carolyn Bennett announced in December that the new government was "suspending any court actions against First Nations who have not complied with the act."
Ah, Justin and pals to the rescue once again.

06 August 2016

The Usual Suspects

Don't be Muslim.. don't be Muslim...
Two police officers have been attacked with a machete by a man shouting 'Allahu Akbar' outside a police station in Belgium.
ALLAHDAMMIT!!!insert alt text here
The cops, reportedly both female, were attacked in the city of Charleroi this afternoon.

UPDATE: Not a Lutheran
The federal prosecutor’s office said Sunday the assailant was a 33-year-old Algerian man, known to police for common crimes, who had been living in Belgium since 2012.
But, hey... cheer up... it's not all machetes & explosive devices...
"About 40 days ago 6-year-old Gharibgol was forced to marry the 55-year-old Mullah of Obeh, the village where she lives with her family. She was sold to him by her father in exchange for a goat, a bag of rice, tea, sugar, and a few litres of cooking oil."
The capricious and unknowable will of Allah.

p.s. - I hope it was a really nice goat.


RELATED: In other "Religion of Peace" news...
Members of the Lebanese delegation to the 2016 Olympic Games refused to travel on the same bus as their Israeli counterparts to the opening ceremony in Rio on Friday.
"Imagine all the people..."


LAST WORD: Easy come, easy blow
A suicide attack at the accident and emergency department of a hospital in Pakistan's Quetta, where a group of mourning lawyers were gathered to accompany the body of a murdered colleague, has killed at least 60 people and wounded more than 50.

05 August 2016

Professional Journalist...

...or breathless 40 year-old divorcee... you tell me...prime minister beef jerky
This anecdote contains hope for us all,” exults digital magazine Slate. “The next time you see a cave, you should probably check to see if there is a hunky international statesman inside.”
Not unlike former Italian Clown-in-Chief Sylvio Berlusconi and his never-ending "Rent a Bimbo" scandals, Canada is, almost daily, being defined by "professional" journalists as the free range habitat of (all oiled up & ready to go) Prime Minister "Beef Jerky."look at meHow exactly did we come to this? Sigh.


Not them. No uggos,” said Trudeau to himself as an ordinary family of five hiked by his dimly lit hiding space. “I am the Prince Charming of Canada. I will not be seen with a bunch of sixes.”

RELATED: Gawds forbid they publish "hard news"
The case, which has largely been ignored or dismissed by the mainstream media...
Sweet baby jebus...

Heads are gonna roll at CBC...

...as politically incorrect rogue quote escapes editing bay...

'Small group of people' to blame as shooting deaths more than double in Toronto, Mayor Tory says...
"The incidents we are seeing here, by and large, result from the activities of a very small group of people who have issues with one another," he said.

"They tend to be involved in disputes with each other, in retaliation with each other, and it's leading to more of these incidents."
You mean this 'group'... and these 'incidents', Mr Mayor?
"Frankly, America should carve that “10,000” number onto the Liberty Bell.

Less than 2% of our population commits more than half of all American gun murders. Thus, a very small percent of the US population commits most gun homicides."
But, sadly, the composition of this group must remain a mystery... we're not actually allowed, these days, to say "Voldemort."


RELATED: Bigger hill, better death...
The White Marlin Marina is selling shirts in promotion of billfish conservation adorned with the marlin flag, and reading simply "White Lives Matter" in promotion of white marlin and "Blue Lives Matter" in promotion of blue marlin. "We're promoting people to use circle hooks, to bring them in safely and to release them back," Lamplugh said. "Marlin conservation has been going on for 100 years, and it's an important issue."
That sounds like a worthy endeavor... who could possibly... oh...
Worcester County NAACP president Ivory Smith said the shirts could be interpreted as a mockery of the Black Lives Matter and Blue Lives Matter movements.
Ivory, you mean unlike all that statistical evidence from the Bureau of Justice?

04 August 2016

One man's "inappropriate" is...

...another man's Facebook page...do tellSo, what's the deal here... was Hunter Tootoo dating a German Sheppard?

And I'm not the only person speculating...insert alt text here**********

RELATED: Prime Minister "Openness & Transparency...

...caught in a blatant lie... yet not one "professional" journalist calls him on it...justin rodham trudeau
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has privately told his caucus not to believe the swirling rumours about Hunter Tootoo’s resignation as fisheries minister, while refusing to provide any details to the public about what triggered the sudden departure.

"Trudeau said the speculation that was circulating was simply not true,” a Liberal source said.

The Liberals are trying to shut down speculation that Mr. Tootoo was forced to resign because of a particular incident, or that Mr. Trudeau was left with no choice but to ask him to leave cabinet.
O Canada.

Coming soon to a neighbourhood...

...near you...
A 19-year-old Norwegian man of Somali descent attacked six people with a knife in central London's Russell Square at around 10.30pm last night.

"The police came to the hotel and a guest was telling them what he saw. He said there was a madman running around with a knife just lunging at people randomly and stabbing them. He was just going for anyone he could see."
Remember, when seconds count, the police are only six minutes away.


"Police sources added that he has shown no signs of radicalisation."
You mean... apart from the wanton butchery.


UPDATE: Yet another "coincidental Muslim"
In his press conference earlier, Assistant Commissioner Mark Rowley, Britain's most senior counter-terrorism officer said: "This attack will cause concern."
Rowley, Rowley... that sounds so familiar...
Britons should ‘run away as far as possible’ if Islamic State terrorists hit London, said Scotland Yard Assistant Commissioner Mark Rowley. "People should flee rather than ducking down where they are - and then hide once they cannot flee any further from the attack."
Oh, it gets better...
There is a subtle change in the Met's latest statement where it says, "We focus... on mental health while retaining an open mind". Earlier statements included the line "terrorism remains one line of the inquiry being explored," but that has now been removed.
Remember, this attack occurred at the site of London's bus bombing terrorist attack.

The Golf Pro-in-Chief

All told, Obama has commuted 562 sentences during his presidency -- more than the past nine presidents combined, the White House said. Almost 200 of those who have benefited were serving life sentences.
And I'm sure Hillary will carry on with his remarkable legacy.

03 August 2016

Victimhood Inc,

"The judge set me free..."That's the end of it and I will now move on"...in what alternate universe
"I am free - that is all there is to it. I was slaughtered by the press before all the facts were known and was treated appallingly. I am not going to say anymore as me and my family have been through enough. I am free and I have walked out of court - what does that tell you?"
That you got away with child abuse?

Meanwhile, in other "making things right" news...fixed

First, they came for the cartoon pictures...

...but how long before fast cars & motorcycles, skydiving, full contact sports, college debates...cold, dead minds
In addition to replacing the handgun emoji with a water gun, Apple “will also introduce new and revamped emojis that show women doing stereotypically male jobs like detective, construction worker, and police officer.”
Why stop there? How about NFL linebacker, Circus Strongman, Seal Team 6...

The lunatic left... saving the world, one bitmap at a time. Funny, though... how there's never a feminist around when you really, really need one.
Why haven’t Lena Dunham and her body positivity-championing cohorts chimed in on Twitter? Why didn’t Amy Schumer call out the Post for taking a cheap shot at Melania? Where’s Emily Ratajkowski’s nude #solidarity selfie?
Yeah... that's what I thought.


RELATED: Meanwhile, back in the real world...
“We know that the threat level is severe and that an attack is highly likely, what we are concerned about is what we’ve seen in Europe.”
Oh, no... dangerous, evil guns.

02 August 2016

Parents place blame squarely on...

...the "Klan With a Tan"...black lives splatter
Trenton Nace, 18, & Marquell Rentas, 17 remain jailed Tuesday on $2 million bail. The two cousins, face charges including attempted homicide. Over the weekend, Rentas' mother* issued a statement blaming the Black Lives Matter movement for "inspiring" the teens' actions.

"They are in jail for doing what Black Lives Matters wanted them to do: shoot at cops," Joshalyn Rentas wrote in a statement given to a number of news organizations. "The truth is that these are two punk kids following the orders of an irresponsible organization and now they're gonna pay for it."

Nace's father, Roberto Rentas, made a similar statement to WHTM-TV.

RELATED: And he's no cherry...
Marquell Rentas, who is currently facing multiple charges resulting from Friday morning's shooting incident on Bethel Street, was also involved in last summer's Confederate flag controversy in Columbia.
Power to the people, Marquell. With good behavior, you could be out in 2025.


UPDATE: Toronto Homicide cops rounding up...

...local farmers, hunters & skeet shooters...insert alt text here
At one point during the altercation, police say one of the men took out a firearm from the waistband of his pants and fired four shots, injuring the other man. A stray bullet struck another man who was standing in Yonge-Dundas Square at the time.

Police have identified the suspect as 22-year-old Alfredo Blass, of Toronto.
And the latest...insert alt text hereBlack Lives Matters Toronto was apparently unavailable for comment.

Apparently, the Intertubes are...

...finally passing through adolescence...porn me up
“I think we’re seeing the death of Rule 34,” sighs Ogi Ogas, a computational neuroscientist at Harvard and the author of the first large-scale study on Internet porn. “It’s out there, if you want to find it. But it’s not easy anymore.”
That's something, I suppose.


RELATED: In other technology news...

No big deal, folks... Justin says deficit spending is the answer...
She added that the spending each department incurs is not being tracked by the Treasury Board of Canada Secretariat and did not say whether any government department was tracking the information, leaving the full cost of the project — including potential over-runs across departments — unclear.
Business as usual.

Bros before (legally purchased) hoes

Don't hassle me babe... Religion Dude says it's totally okay.eotwawki
“And then, her master has relations with her because this is permissible in Islam, it’s permissible to have relations with a woman who is your slave or your wife.”
Imam Ali Hammuda, Al-Manar Mosque, Cardiff, Wales.


RELATED: Will the California State Assembly...is it too soon?...sh!t all over San Bernadino shooting victims?


THE FLIP SIDE: You can't ignore it...
Closing America’s door to immigrants will never be the answer to the challenges we face. Instead, America needs to bring in the best minds – and the most minds – to fight cancer and solve other seminal issues of our times.
It's important not to close our minds.

01 August 2016

So, if it's really gonna be...

...between Tweedle-dumb and Tweedle-disaster...i'll pass
“For those who really feel they cannot vote for either of the two major party nominees, Johnson is nominally the most visible alternative,” Murray said. “So people are just traveling there without thinking of ideology.”

Third-party candidates have roiled election results winning far less of the vote share. Ralph Nader’s “2.5 percent in Florida was almost certainly the deciding factor” in the 2000 general election.

RELATED: Trump can be a buffoon...

...but Hillary looks you right in the face AND LIES...
"The Washington Post’s fact-checker looked over Clinton’s answer and awarded it four Pinocchios."
And don't get me started on the family "slush fund"...
This follows reports that Laureate Education and Uranium One have paid out (in the tens of millions) to the Clinton Foundation and in return have received immense taxpayer-funded benefits.
Should the Clintons be allowed to get away with it one more time?


RELATED2: Back to first principles...
What’s the first thing out of a Trump voter’s mouth when he’s asked about it?

“I like him because he says what’s on his mind.”
“He’ll say anything.”
“He doesn’t sugar-coat it.”
He says things no one else will say.”

It’s a political movement based on the First Amendment.

LAST WORD: Nurse Ratched is my hero
Do you really think I’d be a good president?

We don’t just look alike. I’m telling you: You don’t want this woman in charge
Read it all.

The mythical, much loved Kingdom of Pander

Witness, once again, CBC's soft bigotry of extremely low expectations...
Laboucan and Grey, according to their families, friends and former teacher, were EXCEPTIONAL in many ways... "They were never involved with drugs or drinking." •••

The fact that both teens finished high school (Laboucan was the only member of his graduating class this spring) was "a big deal."
So, Rick, Roberta... correct me if I'm misreading here... aren't you actually saying that these two individuals were such standouts... because they weren't like the rest of their illiterate, substance-abusing peers?

If the local cops were saying stuff like this, "The National" would be calling it racial profiling and demanding for heads to roll.


UPDATE: Killed by his cousin...

No surprise here... despite what CBC is spinning... most aboriginal murder victims knew their killer...
Gladue grew up just down the street from the Laboucan family on the Whitefish Lake First Nation, north of Slave Lake.

RELATED: The standard disingenuous disclaimer...
Chief Robert Grey, an uncle of Cory Grey, said the two deaths have shocked his people.

"Our community is a good community," he said. "This one really does impact the community, because nothing like this ever happens here."
Wait a minute, Chief... what about Cory's brother, your nephew?
Cory Grey was 19 and came from a family of nine children. Her brother Lex Louis Grey was beaten to death on Christmas morning in 2013.
I guess that one slipped the Chief's mind.

And there's much, much, more...
"We've had a lot of tragedy in Atikameg," said Eddie Sargent, who taught both teens at the reserve school. "Four of the students that I've coached and taught in Atikameg have been convicted of murder."
This is indeed a tragedy, but for the Whitefish First Nation... it's also "business as usual."