-- "One person was seriously injured after two groups ALLEGEDLY exchanged gunfire near Jane Street and Shoreham Drive in North York late Friday night. The investigation remains ongoing." --
Say, Jermaine... what gosh-darned 'groups' are you referring to? And 'exchanging' gunfire? Is that anything like shooting at each other? Or are they just gifting each other some bullets?
Smell that 'professional' journalism.
-- "Niagara Regional Police are searching for two suspects in connection with a fatal shooting in Niagara Falls on Thursday night." --
Actually, the real story here is 'professional' journalist Codi Wilson including physical descriptions of the suspects in her reporting.
UPDATE: The victim has been identified as Mitchell Snoddon, 35.
Hmmm... Mitchell's Facebook page says he lives in Runaway Bay, Jamaica.
And smell that professional journalism...
Sorry, Meredith... most Canadians couldn't find the Strait of Hormuz on a map with both hands and a flashlight.
-- "Drug smuggling charges against Harinder Singh Saini carrying a possible life sentence were thrown out of court after Superior Court Justice Jennifer Bezaire said the cross-border truck driver's Charter rights were violated in an ‘egregious’ manner." --I'm so old, I remember actual journalism...
-- "CNBC faced a wave of online mockery Monday after releasing its annual quality-of-life rankings, which exclusively placed conservative red states in all 10 spots of the 'worst places to live' — even as official U.S. Census data shows some of those states are leading the nation in population growth." --That's funny... they somehow missed New York.
-- "Kerri Greenidge, the author of an acclaimed book about slavery is crying racism after her writing came under scrutiny by scholars for questionable assertions and sloppy sourcing. She also seems to have lost her job as a tenured associate professor in the Department of Studies in Race, Colonialism, and Diaspora at Tufts University. Now another one of Greenidge’s books, 'Black Radical,' which also had praise heaped upon it, is now being given a closer look." --
-- "In the video, King Misuzulu criticises his wife, who he married last November, for making excursions without his approval. ‘She's out there without my permission. When you're a wife, you ask for permission. At least let your husband know,’ he told the queen, who is his third wife. After repeatedly insulting the queen, he told her he had a girlfriend waiting for him." --
Somebody at the BBC needs to look up the word 'regret' in the dictionary.
Oh, look... the Beeb got over their usual aversion to physically describing criminals...
Devon and Cornwall Police confirmed the man, who is a white British national, was arrested at an address in Newton Abbot, Devon, on Friday and is in custody.
A couple from Ontario has been charged in connection with a series of jewelry thefts targeting seniors on Canada Day. Police seized cash and both imitation and authentic jewelry. Two people were taken into custody." --Well.. maybe we can help you with that...
-- "Rodica Miclescu, 26, and Constantin Miclescu, 27, were charged with robbery, conspiracy to commit fraud and more." --
NOTA BENE...
-- "The surname Miclescu originates from Romania, specifically the historical region of Moldavia." --
So... more gypsy thieves who are on CP24's 'protected list.
Why are these people in Canada?
-- "Fugitive killer Givan Iusein, 48, lied to immigration authorities about his visit to Romania and did not mention the fact that he had been convicted of murder. Despite the suspicions of an immigration officer, Iusein was granted Canadian citizenship." --It's a never-ending story.
-- "A shooting outside of Woodbridge hookah bar AUREA at Steeles Avenue West and Scholes Road sent a security guard to hospital with serious injuries early Sunday morning. Detectives say the gunman fled the area." --Smell the 'professional' journalism...
Meanwhile 'professional' journalist Jermaine Wilson at CP24 news decides to leave out the particulars of the venue. Jermaine initially calls the location a 'Woodbridge business.' He has since changed that to 'nightclub.'
UPDATE: The usual, well... dreadlocks and afro
Hey, no gun... no problem...
-- "Two teenage boys were sent to a hospital Saturday evening after a stabbing at at the Taste of Lawrence street festival in Scarborough. Police have not released any details." --
Canada... we're everybody's bitch.
And, good old Scarberia... reviving once-defeated diseases.
-- "'Now that we know the political significance of my $8.75 coral maternity dress from Old Navy, can’t wait to hear what the New York Times has to say about my elastic-waistband pants and compression socks!' Vance exclaimed on X." --Resistance is not futile...
-- "The Supreme Court handed President Donald Trump two major immigration victories on Thursday morning, both having to do with his administration's efforts to reduce asylum claims." --
-- "As we reported yesterday, a female officer appears to have shot a civilian who spooked her while she was taking cover during an active shooting." --
Canadian media outlet LaPresse confirms the 'friendly fire' incident.
Chief Fady Dagher needs to work on his 'poker face'...
-- "'There has been some information stating that the civilian was shot by police. This is not the kind of information that we can share at this moment.'" --
If you look at the shooter's manifesto... his real target was the Canadian porn industry.
-- "In an [ambiguous] update Saturday afternoon, Duty Insp. Dan Pravicta said police had a suspect in custody. The man’s name, age, and relationship to the victim are not immediately available, as well as what possible charges he may be facing." --There is no word on who the victim is either... smell that professional journalism.
-- "All that fervor returned this week at the dedication and opening of the Obama Presidential Center in Chicago. There was no controversy over whether it's ugly, whether there were local fights over its construction or the current question of whether all the minority subcontractors have been paid. There are no scandals in the warm glow of Obama Land." --
-- "Three males from Toronto, ages 16, 17, and 19, are facing several charges, including planning to kidnap a victim, disguise with intent, possession of a weapon for a dangerous purpose." --But, hey... don't fret, I got you...
-- "Jerimyah BROWN-WATSON, 19, was arrested in connection to an ongoing extortion. Investigators believe that an individual being extorted was being targeted for a kidnapping." --
Peel police say they have arrested 17 [unnamed] suspects linked to at least 16 violent extortion incidents that targeted members of the South Asian business community. Deputy Chief Nick Milonovich said that members of this criminal network are believed to be responsible for roughly half of the 620 rounds discharged from illegal firearms in Peel Region this year.
YOU WANT NAMES & MUGSHOTS, GO HERE...
-- "'We recognize the fear and harm this has caused, particularly within the South Asian community, and remain committed to put a stop to these crimes and keep our communities safe.' — Chief Nishan Duraiappah, Peel Regional Police' --
NOTA BENE... Only two of these criminals are permanent residents in Canada
What don't our betters want us to know?
-- "Halton Regional Police say an investigation into a 'high-level drug trafficking network' operating throughout the Greater Toronto Area has resulted in the largest firearms bust in the department’s history. FOUR SUSPECTS from Toronto, Mississauga, Richmond Hill, and Oshawa are facing a combined 30 charges in connection with the investigation." --
CP24's Codi Wilson, folks... when you only want half the story and a smokin' headshot.
This is not Codi's first rodeo.
UPDATE: Oh, look... not a state secret after all...
-- "As a result of Project Cyprus, Tevin Moulton, 31, Duo Chao Xue, 29, Sebastian Machado, 26, and Todd Woodman, 36, have been arrested and are facing more than 30 criminal charges." --
-- "A $25,000 reward is being offered for information that leads to the arrest of suspects who broke into a home near Thorah Concession Road 4 and Thorah Side Road in Beaverton, and stole a gun safe, police say." --
Hang on... 25,000 f@cking dollars... something's not right here...
The most expensive commercially available sniper rifle is frequently cited as the CheyTac M200 Intervention, costing upwards of $13,000.
Not just about guns, it seems...
-- 'The gun safe contained firearms, cash, family heirlooms and a passport." --
Just spitballin' here... but you need a forklift and/or professional grade power tools to move or attack a Class III burglary safe... which is typically lag-bolted into a concrete floor.
Why does someone like this not have a home burglar alarm?
-- "A 28-year-old Toronto man accused of making 3D printed handguns is facing a number of charges in connection with a firearm manufacturing and trafficking probe, police say. Toronto Police said multiple 3D printed guns and components were seized following the suspect’s arrest in December 2025." --
I see a bunch of plastic frames... but NO SLIDES, BARRELS OR TRIGGER GROUP.
I also don't see the name of the person who was arrested.
This is unadulterateed Liberal propaganda... another Codi Wilson con job.
UPDATE... Article suddenly rewritten to include name, etc...
-- "All eastbound lanes of Highway 401 in Pickering have reopened Sunday after a serious multi-vehicle crash overnight when a pickup truck drove the wrong direction and struck a passenger vehicle near Westney Road. The driver of the pickup truck has been charged with dangerous operation causing death and impaired operation causing death." --
The killers name? 'Professional' journalist Jermaine apparently doesn't think that's germane.
What's with the recent epidemic of 'hit & runs?'
-- "Oshawa man Jaiwin Kirubananthan, accused in the death of a 35-year-old father of three in a collision after which he fled the scene has plead guilty to multiple charges." --
-- "'The Correspondents’ Association was trying to mend some fences with a guy who wants us dead. Figuratively, he wants journalism dead,' CNN commentator S.E. Cupp said. 'It doesn’t make a lot of sense to me.'" --
Cupp made the remarks about 20 minutes prior to the assassination attempt.
CIVIL WAR 2.0... IT'S COMING...
-- "The Minocqua Brewing Company known for promising 'free beer' when President Donald Trump dies is drawing renewed scrutiny for posting on Facebook 'we almost got #freebeerday.'" --And then... there's this absolute piece of shit.
-- "Hasan Piker, a controversial Twitch streamer, said that 'the American people understand why UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian was killed' and accused the slain CEO of committing 'social murder.'" --CNN is apparently onside with that.
-- "Peel Police say they are investigating three separate suspicious tow truck fires in Brampton. Investigators have not said if the three incidents are connected." --
