IT'S GONNA BE WAY SHORTER THAN THE LAST CIVIL WAR...

One side has 400 million guns... the other can't figure out which bathroom to use...

-- "California Rep. Robert Garcia said the Democratic Party now needs to ‘bring actual weapons in the fight for democracy.’ congressional Democrats have been using increasingly violent rhetoric to protest President Donald Trump and Musk." --

'TORONTO MAN'...

-- "Police believe there may be more victims after 21-year-old Toronto man Hammad Abowath was arrested and charged in connection with alleged sexual offences involving a a 14-year-old girl being ‘groomed for human trafficking.’" --

Say, what are those darned Montreal men up to? 

Meanwhile... down the road in Brampton.

FROM THE COMMENTS...

-- "Sounds like the Kennedy Center got drunk and drove off a bridge killing all the secretaries this time." --

ANOTHER DAY... ANOTHER AKBAR...

-- "A 24-year-old Afghan man, identified only as 'Farhad Noori,', has driven a car into a trade union demonstration in Munich, injuring at least 28 people including children, some of them critically, German police said. Media images showed the damaged Mini Cooper, and several bodies lying on the ground, which was strewn with shoes and stained with blood." --

His refugee application was rejected... but his deportation was 'suspended.' 

 It gets better... behold the genius of the political class...

-- "The Bavarian state premier, Markus Söder, told reporters the incident was 'SUSPECTED TO BE AN ATTACK.'" --

UPDATE: At least two people are fighting for their lives

Irony Alert...

-- "The incident occurred just a day before high-ranking politicians from across the world gather in the city for the prestigious Munich Security Conference." --

Culturally enriched...

-- "A disturbing viral video of a solo female traveler and a taxi driver in Egypt has re-ignited the debate over cultural relativism." --

SEEMS IT'S ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Three loaded guns were found when a Toronto Police gang task force raided a Mississauga location on the weekend.  Tevin Dacosta, 30, of Toronto has been arrested." --

Not Tevin's first rodeo... time travel with me to 2013...

-- "Toronto Police located Tevin Dacosta, 18, of Toronto with a loaded 9mm semi-automatic handgun on a TTC bus." --

I'm so old, I remember when cops were scary...

-- "Toronto Police Chief Myron Demkiw said eight officers had sustained various non-life-threatening injuries over the course of the last 24 hours." --

Live in Hamilton? Have I got good news for you.

THE DEEP DARK SECRETS OF USAID... 'THE DEPARTMENT OF DIRTY TRICKS'...

UPDATE: Swamp is draining as we speak... 

And, thank goodness, Matt Taibbi is also fighting back.

BLACK LIVES MATTER NEW YORK WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "'Look how fucked up my shoes are,' she said in a clip that a fan posted on X. 'This shoe cost me three bands. All because of Trump. Now I like him lesser!'" --

Black community goes with loud, fat and proud.

THE TRAIN JUST KEEPS ON ROLLING...

-- "There was some significant opposition to Gabbard's nomination, including from Sen. Dick Blumenthal, who lied about his service in Vietnam. Gabbard has been a vocal critic of the Biden administration, a stance that landed her on a TSA watch list." --

And it looks like RFK Jr is well on his way. 

Meanwhile... over at DOGE...

-- "What are the odds that the people over 150-years-old who are being sent Social Security checks are still voting too?" --

And there's some good news from Elon's other part-time job.

ONE GIGANTIC MILGRAM EXPERIMENT...

-- "Adaline Deal, a 12-year-old Indiana girl has been barred from a spot on a heart transplant list because she’s not been vaccinated against COVID-19 and the flu, according to her parents. A Cincinnati Children’s hospital spokesperson declined to confirm that Adaline had been kept off the transplant list." --

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT... I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU...

-- "Security Service MI5 lied repeatedly to three courts while defending its handling of a misogynistic neo-Nazi state agent who attacked his girlfriend with a machete, the BBC can reveal. It raises concerns about the reliability of MI5's evidence in the courts and the sustainability of one of its core secrecy policies." --

Not that you can trust Canadian government flunkies.

AS AUSTRALIAN AS AN IED...

-- "Two Sydney nurses, Ahmad ‘Rashad’ Nadir and Sarah Abu Lebdeh  from Bankstown Hospital in New South Wales have been stood down after disturbing footage emerged of the pair saying they would ‘kill’ and refuse to treat Israeli patients. NSW Health Minister Ryan Park condemned the 'appalling' video. No charges have been laid." --

Strip his Aussie citizenship & send him back to Afghanistan. 

And do her too, while you're at it. 

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

-- "'Is Cleveland Clinic the wokest hospital in America?  They prioritize care based on skin color. Perform child sex changes.  Push transgender propaganda on vulnerable kids.  Insert DEI into everything they do.'" --

MEET JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' ENTREPRENEURS...

-- "Investigators say the incident occurred on Feb. 6 shortly after midnight, when a man was confronted at gunpoint by ‘multiple suspects’ while returning to his ‘high-end luxury sedan’ near Queen Street East and Highway 50 in Brampton." --

Diversity, strength... you know the drill...

-- "Between 2021-2023 auto theft trends increased sharply in Ontario (up 48.2%), Quebec (up 57.9%), Atlantic Canada (up 34%), and in Western Canada (up 5.5%)." --

How about a guy whose car has been stolen six times?

EVEN CBC HAS TO ADMIT... IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

-- "Ibrahim Bangura, 26, Norbert Kipala, 27, and Tresor Horimbere, 22, are charged with first-degree murder in the death of Mohamed Yusuf Abdullahi, 22. Winnipeg Police are still looking for Horimbere." --

Sorry, Global News... 'Stabby McSociopath' was not a VICTIM...

-- "Friends and neighbours of the victim’s family told Global News 'THE VICTIM' was a neurodiverse 15-year-old boy." --

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER PRE-KIDNAPPING CANADA...

-- "Peel Regional Police have released a sketch of a suspect wanted in the attempted kidnapping of a woman in the area of Williams Parkway and Murray Street. in Brampton. The man, who threatened the victim with a firearm, is described as an East Indian male with a Punjabi accent, between 25 and 28 years old, five-foot-ten, with a dark complexion, a slim build, short black curly hair, a short goatee, and brown eyes." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a male in his 30s walked into a North York hospital with a gunshot wound." --

HERE'S HOPING HAMAS SAYS NO... AND WE CAN FINISH THIS THING FOR GOOD...

-- "Netanyahu warned that, if they do not comply, 'intense fighting would begin immediately in Gaza' until Hamas is finally defeated and that Israel was already amassing forces on the border of the Palestinian territory." --

Whaddaya think one of those seaside Gaza condos is gonna go for? 

Ask an Israeli...

-- "Almost two-thirds of Israelis (65%) support US President Donald Trump’s plan to take over Gaza and believe it is the best solution to end the war in the coastal enclave." --

SEEMS IT'S ALWAYS THE GUYS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Democratic Congressman Kweisi Mfumeis facing heat from conservatives on social media after promoting the idea of a 'street fight' at a protest pushing back against Elon Musk’s recent efforts to slash government waste through the newly created DOGE office." --

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

-- "RCMP have released the names of two men and two women killed last week on a First Nation in southern Saskatchewan in order to help in their investigation." --

NOT AS TOUGH AS TRUMP... BUT, STILL...

-- "After Hamas ordered a halt to the hostage exchanges Monday as it accused Israel of violating the cease-fire agreement, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s cabinet warned that the deal will fall apart unless all nine hostages in its first phase are freed in the coming days." --

Houthis decide to test Trump and IDF... will not end well for them...

-- "Yemen’s Iran-backed Houthis are ready to launch attacks on Israel if it resumes attacks on Gaza and does not commit to the ceasefire deal." --

Even the Russians are falling in line...

-- "The White House announced Tuesday that it has negotiated the release of Marc Fogel, an American schoolteacher who had been behind bars in Russia since 2021." --

A DEFINING MOMENT... LET'S SEE IF NEANDERTHALS AT HAMAS CHOOSE MORE VIOLENCE...

-- "In light of Hamas' announcement of its decision to violate the agreement and not release our hostages, I instructed the IDF last night to amass forces inside and around the Gaza Strip." --

NOT A FERGUS OR A PADDY IN SIGHT...

-- "Brazilian national Gabriel Ferreira Motta Valladares, 29, was arrested by Irish police on Monday night, February 10, 2025, after being identified as the main suspect in the stabbing of three people in the Stoneybatter area of Dublin, Ireland’s capital. " --

THE APPLE DOES NOT FALL FAR FROM THE TREE...

-- "We're not entirely sure why she thought this was a good idea, but we're glad she's not overly bright and went through with it anyway. She had to know this wouldn't go well, right?" --

THE LAW OF UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES... IT'S A BITCH...

-- "'Great! I wanna report: Joe Biden. Kamala Harris. Chuck Schumer,' Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, replied. 'And the entire corrupt Democrat party that weaponized & abused the federal government for the past four years.'" --

YOU WANT TO GIVE THE BODYSNATCHERS THEIR OWN COUNTRY?

-- "Shlomo Mansour, the oldest hostage still in Gaza, was declared dead by Israeli authorities on Tuesday, who said that he had actually been killed in the October 7, 2023, Hamas onslaught and his body taken captive." --

There are 76 hostages remaining in Gaza — around 36 of whom are presumed dead, according to Israeli officials. 

Oh, it gets better, by which I mean worse...

-- "During a ceremony that Hamas held before handing over the hostages to the International Red Cross, Sharabi spoke into the microphone and shared that he was looking forward to his reunion with his wife and children, unaware that they had been murdered 16 months ago." --

Gaza and the West Bank is the biggest collection of sociopaths in the world. 

They must be dealt with.  

MINORITY REPORT: Let's ask a Trudeau Liberal...

-- "Canada failed Gazan refugees by refusing to let more into the country, Liberal Party leadership contender Frank Baylis said yesterday." --

Vote accordingly.

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER A CANADA THAT WASN'T FILLED WITH EVIL SPIRITS AND BAD JUJU...

-- "After she paid $10,000, she said Maha Dev asked for more, claiming the evil spirits were too strong. She gave him a total of $46,000. Then, she was told to get jars from a dollar store so the spirits could be captured in a ritual and taken to Niagara Falls to be killed." --

Well... maybe she can be 'lucky in love.' 

But wait... there's more...

-- "A Whitby woman is sharing her experience as a warning to others after she said that she handed over $50,000 to a psychic who promised that she could help her start a romantic relationship with a man from her gym." --

I think I understand how Justin got elected.

FRANCE... WHERE OLD APPARATCHIKS GO TO DIE...

-- "Stéphane Dion, the Canadian ambassador to France says threats by United States President Donald Trump to invade another country violate international law. Dion said such threats are not normal and violate the UN Charter. He said that it’s not just against international law to invade another country but also to threaten to do so." --

Funny... he didn't say shit when Hamas invaded Israel. 

Stéphane WHO?

-- "Over the past year, Liberal Leader Stéphane Dion's approval rating has plummeted to 39 per cent (minus 20) across Canada, according to a new Strategic Counsel poll." --

Or, here's a thought... just start policing the border...

-- "NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh says Canada should charge 100 per cent tariffs on Tesla vehicles for as long as its trade war with the United States continues." --

HOW MANY ARMORED D9R DOZERS DO AMERICA & ISRAEL HAVE BETWEEN THEM?

-- "President Donald Trump said if Hamas does not return all hostages by noon on Saturday, he will call for the ceasefire in the Gaza Strip to be canceled and 'let all hell break out.   When asked if he felt the ceasefire deal should be canceled,  Trump said that is 'Israel’s decision.'" --

DEAR 82ND AIRBORNE... HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND... 

How stupid are the Palestinians?   Orange Man Bad is just looking for a reason to, let's say... 'pave paradise'... and now these murdering, lying fucks are serving themselves up on a platter.

I'M GUESSING THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM IN GUANTANAMO YET...

-- "A recently surfaced video shows a representative for a New York City teachers' union, the United Federation of Teachers, providing instructions on how to help migrant families avoid Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents." --

Nota bene...

-- "Actively harboring or shielding an undocumented immigrant is a federal crime." --

UPDATE: Homan is going after scalps

THEY SAY THEY DON'T CATCH THE SMART ONES...

“Luis Luciano David Cortez, the Chilean man who acted as a money collector on behalf of a criminal enterprise he claims to know nothing about has been sentenced to 270 days in jail for his part in scams carried out across New Brunswick and Prince Edward Island. Cortez was playing the role of the bail bondsman in a so-called ‘grandparents scam.’ Cortez's girlfriend has since been deported back to Chile, having served her time for her role in the scam.“

And...

-- "Durham Regional Police Service say Darren Simpson, 31, of Whitby and Adam Persaud, 34, of Oshawa have been charged after seizing almost five kilos of crystal meth during a Super Bowl RIDE program." --

THOSE DARNED 'QUEBEC MEN' ARE AT IT AGAIN...

-- "Two men from Quebec, Onyie Andre and Cyriaque Koffi, both age 19, were arrested on Sunday night for failing to comply with a release order, possession of an electronic device for the purpose of auto theft and theft of a motor vehicle following a collision in Oshawa." --

 

DEI MEANS DIE...

-- "Over 1,000 would-be air traffic controllers were wiped out from consideration overnight because of diversity and inclusion hiring targets suddenly being implemented, according to the lead lawyer in a class-action lawsuit against the FAA. Within months of graduating, they were informed by the FAA they would need to pass a new ‘biographical assessment’ which, he claimed, awarded extra points to people with ‘no aviation experience.’" --

THE BIDEN-HARRIS PARTY IS CROWDFUNDING MURDER...

WAIT... PRESIDENT GRANDAD DIDN'T ISSUE A PARDON?

-- "'Luigi is aware of the fund and very much appreciates the outpouring of support,' Karen Friedman Agnifilo, Mangione’s attorney, said in a statement, according to the fundraisers." --

CBC BLAMES 'JUSTICE SYSTEM' FOR OUTRAGEOUS RATES OF BLACK DOMESTIC VIOLENCE...

SOUNDS A LOT LIKE POOR LIFE CHOICES TO ME...

-- "'Being a Black woman, I don't want her to see me weak or anything like that. I should be strong in these situations. I don't need her help,' she said. Black women face some of the highest rates of intimate partner violence among minority groups, according to Statistics Canada." --

Whitey just wouldn't get it.

THEY PROBABLY JUST RAN OUT OF LIVE BODIES...

-- "Hamas says it is suspending the release of Israeli hostages from Gaza – leaving a ceasefire agreed with Israel to end 15 months of war inside Gaza on a knife edge. The next exchange was scheduled for Saturday, releasing three Israeli hostages in exchange for hundreds of Palestinian prisoners." --

Israeli defence minister, Israel Katz responds...

-- "I have instructed the Israeli military to prepare at the highest level of alert for any possible scenario in Gaza and to protect the communities. 'We will not allow a return to the reality of 7 October.'" --

Finally...

-- "When Hamas hands back coffins, will there still be crowds and celebrations?" --

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT...

-- "The Department of Health and Human Services canceled canceled 62 contracts worth a total of $182 million in the past two days, including a contract over $168,000 for an exhibit for Fauci at the NIH museum.". --

Speaking of Dr Milgram. 

It gets better...

-- "There will be sweeping changes at the U.S. Treasury Department aimed at eliminating over $100 billion per year in entitlement payments to individuals with no Social Security number." --

HOW IT STARTS... 'YOU HAFF PAPERS?'

Liberal Immigration Minister Marc Miller’s department in confidential surveys is asking people if they’d accept the first-ever introduction of mandatory identification papers such as a passport for use within Canada. MPs have repeatedly opposed any national ID system as intrusive and costlY." --

SMELL THAT PROFESSIONAL PAID-FOR JOURNALISM...

The party, which brought together conservatives of many ethnicities, 'blew up because a New York Magazine reporter… decided to essentially slander everyone in the room, trying to depict the event as if it was some KKK kumbaya pizza party.'”

OLIVIA SAID THERE WOULD BE SOCIAL WORKERS...

-- "Toronto Police say one person was seriously injured during a knife fight in Toronto’s West Don Lands area on Sunday evening. A man in his 20s was arrested at the scene." --

HIS NAME? WELL, THAT'S NONE OF YER FECKIN' BUSINESS...

-- "A man has been arrested after three people were hospitalised in a suspected knife attack in the Arbour Hill area of Stoneybatter in Dublin. Following the arrest, a spokesperson for An Garda Siochana said: 'There is no ongoing risk to the public at this time.'" --

Update... not Padraig O'Connor after all...

-- "Sources confirmed the arrested male is a non-Irish national, but of Latin American ethnicity and, at this time, not believed to be an International Protection Applicant." --

Meanwhile back at the ranch... apparently the knifeman is the victim.

SCRATCH A DEMOCRAT... FIND A CLIMATE CRIMINAL...

-- "A major solar power plant project, the Ivanpah Solar Power Facility, that was granted $1.6 billion in loan guarantees by former President Barack Obama is on the road to closure, with energy experts blasting the project as a 'boondoggle' that harmed the environment." --

It gets better...

-- "Despite receiving $1.6 billion in federal loan guarantees, it never lived up to its promises, producing less electricity than expected while still relying on natural gas to stay operational." --

'THE EVOLVING NEEDS OF YOUNG PEOPLE', HUH?

-- "President and CEO Roger Krone told the Associated Press there was 'some backlash,' but said there was a small spike in membership after announcing the rebranding in May. 'The fact that we were going with a more kind of gender-neutral name, a lot of people kind of wanted to know more about it.'" --

ANYBODY KNOW WHY ALL THE CAR THIEVES LOOK LIKE CRO-MAGNON MAN?

-- "Investigators with York Regional Police have charged Christian SIGNORILE, 29, and Alexander SIGNORILE, 33, following a rash of thefts from commercial motor vehicles in the City of Vaughan." --

Not a Bob or a Fred in sight...

-- "Alexander Mikheil Jaenicke Maider, 34, wanted in a stabbing in midtown Toronto on Thursday that left a man critically injured has been arrested." --

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT... I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU...

-- "Jump forward nine years and I find myself very much on the other side of an argument taking place in the UK.   Apple has secretly been asked by the UK government to provide a back door to the encrypted information on all iPhones including those belonging to Americans.    The British government’s undisclosed order, issued last month, requires blanket capability to view fully encrypted material, not merely assistance in cracking a specific account, and has no known precedent in major democracies." --

SO MUCH WINNING...

-- "Trump, however, refused to play along, and instead tweaked the failing magazine, saying: ‘Is Time magazine still in business? I didn’t even know that.’" --

'MISSISSAUGA MAN'

-- "Peel Regional Police say Mississauga man Anthony Welcome, 39, allegedly attacked another man with ‘some form of edged weapon’ behind a mall in Mississauga. Officers said they found a man in his 40s suffering from severe facial injuries." --

Meanwhile... in 'homicidal wolf-pack' news...

-- "A homeless Toronto man who was allegedly swarmed by a group of teen girls two years ago died due to blood loss after he was stabbed in the heart." --

THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED 'ISLAMIC TERROR'... AND NOT 'CIRCLE OF FRIENDS'...

-- "Or Levy, Eli Sharabi and Ohad Ben Ami now look like ghosts of their former selves - gaunt, frail and with dark circles around their eyes after enduring 16 months of confinement as the terror group negotiated the release of Palestinian prisoners." --

In other 'murderous piece of shit' news...

-- "Ahlam Tamimi, the Hamas terrorist who orchestrated a 2001 terror attack in Jerusalem that killed American teen Malki Roth and 14 others has been living like “a rock star” in Jordan — and the girl’s grieving dad hopes President Trump will help bring the “monster” to justice when he meets King Abdullah II in the White  House Tuesday." --

YOUR DAILY DIVERSITY...

-- "Omara Camara, 22, and a male young offender have been charged with gun and drug related offences after driving into a Peel Regional Police car in Mississauga earlier this week. Officers seized a loaded 9mm Glock 48 handgun as well as large amounts of cocaine and fentanyl." --

And...

-- "The RCMP say Muhammet Akca, 41, Adrian Jose Herrera Tabares, 34, and Frangeli Coromoto Guzman Espinoza, 28, have been charged for helping to smuggle people into Canada from the United States." --

JOE, YOU’RE FIRED....

-- "President Donald Trump on Friday announced he is revoking former President Joe Biden's security clearances and stopping his daily intelligence briefings. ‘There is no need for Joe Biden to continue receiving access to classified information,’ Trump wrote in a post on Truth Social Friday night." --

ANOTHER FAUXCAHONTAS PAYS THE PRICE...

-- "The appointment of singer-songwriter Buffy Sainte-Marie to the Order of Canada has been terminated by Gov. Gen. Mary Simon. The move comes after a CBC report in 2023 questioned Sainte-Marie’s Indigenous heritage, saying it found a birth certificate for 'Beverley Jean Santamaria' that indicated she was born in 1941 in Massachusetts." --

It gets better...

-- "Family members in the U.S. told CBC that Sainte-Marie was not adopted and doesn’t have Indigenous ancestry." --

RESPONDS TO THE NAME 'GRUMPY'...

-- "An afternoon stabbing in the area of Ellesmere Avenue and Golf Club Road in Scarborough has sent one person to a trauma centre with serious injuries. Officers are searching for a suspect described as a brown man in his 40s who is five-foot-five with a slim build." --

NOTHING A MASS TRUMP-STYLE DEPORTATION WOULDN'T SOLVE...

-- "York Regional Police say three men from Chile, 25-year-old Kevin Espinoza Rojas, 22-year-old Martin Tapia Gonazlez, and 22-year-old Carlos Carvajal Moya have been arrested after a failed carjacking and armed robbery in the Township of King in York Region last month." --

Of course, some folks are looking for the exact opposite to happen.

DIVERSITY, STRENGTH... YOU KNOW THE 'POST NATIONAL' DRILL...

-- "Two health-care workers, Juvie, 38, and Lloyd, 37, Maputol allegedly stole an elderly Newmarket, Ont. patient’s banking information and withdrew nearly $1 million. ‘Investigators are releasing their photos as they believe there to be more victims,’ police said in a statement." --

And...

-- "Harry Rajkumar, who allegedly repeatedly stabbed a girl and assaulted a woman in Scarborough nearly seven years ago has recently been arrested in Guyana." --

And then... there's 'Waterloo Man.'

SOUNDS LIKE BELGIUM COULD USE A TRUMP...

-- "A shooting incident in Brussels — the fourth in the Belgian capital this week — killed one person, a spokeswoman for the Brussels prosecutor's office told local media, with the spike in violence linked to rival drug gangs. The fatal shooting on Friday follows three other incidents in the last three days." --

YO, SCIENCE!

-- "Det.-Sgt. Steve Smith said 50-year-old Ronald Gordon Ackerman, of Gander, Newfoundland, was arrested and has been charged with the 1998 first-degree murder of of 24-year-old sex worker Donna Oglive. Smith said the police force used genealogy technology to crack this cold case by tracking the DNA of the accused through familial DNA analysis." --