CHUGGA-CHUGGA-CHOOCHOO...

-- "Investigators further describe the man as having a large to medium build and standing between six-foot-two to six-foot-four. Neither one of the victims was injured in either of the interactions." --

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

-- "Peel Regional Police are searching for 50-year-old Sukhdial Singh and 48-year-old Supinder Kaur after multiple high-end vehicles worth more than half a million dollars were fraudulently obtained from auto dealerships across the Greater Toronto Area." --

SURE... WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

-- "Peterhans Nungu, 34, the man accused of viciously assaulting and injuring a Toronto woman on vacation in Vancouver last month has been released from a secure medical facility. Nungu was also charged after police in nearby Surrey alleged he uttered threats and assaulted an officer." --

'THAT'S NOT A KNIFE... THIS IS A KNIFE'...

-- "The Trump administration said it has deported at least eight violent illegal migrants to South Sudan, one of the poorest nations on Earth — with their crimes being so ‘monstrous and barbaric’ that no other country apparently would take them." --

SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE...

-- "RCMP say RCMP say 27 year-old Keistin Deschambeault of Nipawin, 27-year-old Lyric Arcand and 27-year-old Samara Head, both of James Smith Cree Nation, have been arrested and a fourth suspect is being sought in connection to to the shooting incident." --

LET'S SEND ALL THESE HAMAS-HOLES TO GAZA!

-- "Outside the campus gates, however, some newly minted grads torched their diplomas in protest, loudly booing, chanting and brandishing signs denouncing Israel for alleged 'atrocities' committed in its war against Hamas." --

WHY TRUMP WAS ELECTED: REASON #3456

-- "Trump has stated that White Afrikaner South African farmers are being slaughtered and forced off their land. ‘Have they told you where that is, Mr. President? I'd like to know where that is. Because this I've never seen,’ Ramaphosa then asked Trump.  ‘I mean, it’s in South Africa, that’s where,'" Trump responded.

" -- So how is farming doing under the ANC?

BEND OVER, CANADA... HE ISN'T FINISHED WITH YOU YET...

-- "Combined, both pensions are worth around $8.4 million, with his MP pension entitling him annual payouts of $141,000 per year when he turns 55 in two years, and an additional $73,000 annually upon turning 67." --

NOT THE COUNTRY I GREW UP IN...

-- "York Regional Police are trying to track a down an Asian male after a bank at Kennedy Road and Major Mackenzie Drive in Markham was robbed on Saturday morning." --

And...

-- "A man in his 30s was taken to hospital after police say he was stabbed near Danforth and Victoria Park avenues in Toronto’s east end." --

And...

-- "Thipakar Chandrasekaram, 32, of Toronto, a driver who works for Durham Regional Transit’s On Demand service was arrested on Tuesday for driving while impaired in Oshawa." --

The usual, well... you know. And there's this.

JUSTIN'S PEOPLE IN ANOTHER SPOT OF TROUBLE...

The two men most recently convicted of shooting the dog walker include Kenny Banchon Urbina, 32, and Carlos Ricardo Gutierrez, 29, both of Toronto, who pleaded guilty to attempted murder, while the organized crime charges were dropped.

ANOTHER DAY... ANOTHER AKBAR...

-- "The 11-year-old girl, a 47-year-old man, and a 29-year-old man from the town of Heiligenhaus outside of Düsseldorf, were hospitalised after the attack, with the 29-year-old suffering serious injuries." --

F@CK HAMAS... TURN GAZA INTO A PARKING LOT & BE DONE WITH IT...

-- "'Israel agrees to the American proposal for the return of the hostages, which is based on the Witkoff framework,' the statement read. 'This proposal was recently conveyed to Hamas through the mediators, but so far it continues to cling to its refusal.'" --

EVEN THE BRITS HAVE TO START ACKNOWLEDGING THE PROBLEM...

-- "UK-based Egyptian fisherman Ahmed Ebid, 42, who was involved in smuggling nearly 3,800 people from North Africa to Italy between October 2022 and June 2023, has been jailed for 25 years. He is the first person in the UK to be convicted of being involved in people smuggling." --

BUILD A WALL, TOP IT WITH RAZOR WIRE... DOT IT WITH MACHINE GUN TOWERS...

...AND CALL IN AIRSTRIKES...

-- "Seven Mexican youths, two of them aged under 18, have been shot dead at a festivity organised by the Catholic Church in the central state of Guanajuato. Local Archbishop Jaime Calderón, also released a statement blaming the attack on a fight for territory between rival cartels." --

'IT'S ALIVE!'

-- "The UK’s first transgender politician has been accused of harassing her ex-wife after the spouse moved on with a new love. Former Conservative MP Katie Wallis, who was previously known as Jamie Wallis, is charged with harassing her former partner, Rebecca Wallis, earlier this year — even after being released on bail." --

TAMARA LICH WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "Yemeni citizen Husam Taha Ali Al-Sewaiee, who was arrested trying to leave Canada to join a Middle East terrorist group has been released on bail to live under house arrest at a Toronto mosque." --

'THE MOST GENEROUS PEOPLE ON THE PLANET'

-- “Some detractors that will push back on me and say, ‘The only thing the mayor talks about is the hiring of black people.’ No, what I’m saying is when you hire our people we always look out for everybody else. We are the most generous people on the planet." --

The Department of Justice has now stepped in...

-- "I have authorized an investigation to determine whether the City of Chicago is engaged in a pattern or practice of discrimination as set forth above." --

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH...

-- "The National Council of Canadian Muslims is putting pressure on Mark Carney to FLOOD Canada with even more refugees from Palestine. Raise your hand if you think Canada is full." --

APPARENTLY, A 'WARRANT OF COMMITTAL' DOESN'T INCLUDE LOCKED DOORS...

-- "James Rushton, 43, was last seen on Sunday, May 18, 2025, at approximate 3:30 p.m., in the Ossington Avenue and Queen Street West area. He is currently bound by a Form 49 Warrant of Committal for second-degree murder." --

Call me wacky, but it sure doesn't sound like this multiple murderer was 'bound' at all.   Oh, yeah... he also killed another man in a fight... but who's counting?

APPARENTLY, FRANCE HASN'T SURRENDERED COMPLETELY JUST YET...

-- "France will build a new high-security prison in its overseas territory of French Guiana to house drug traffickers and radical Islamists, Justice Minister Gérald Darmanin announced during a visit to the territory. France has seen a series of attacks on prisons in recent months, which Darmanin has described as 'terrorist' incidents." --

INDIAN EXTORTION GANGS... GIVE US MONEY OR WE'LL KILL YOU...

GOTTA LOVE THOSE 'OLD WORLD' VALUES...

Amarjeet Gill, the Conservative MP for Brampton West, told the meeting that crime is a major problem in Peel Region and that law-abiding citizens are frustrated with crime rates, which he called unacceptable.

It’s the same in the Indian community in British Columbia…

-- "This has been two years since I started getting calls in the nighttime from different numbers," he said. "All they're saying is, that if I don't give them a million dollars, they will kill me and my kids." --

There may be a few other 'community wrinkles.'

GERMAN GOVERNMENT SEEMINGLY BAFFLED BY RISING SUPPORT FOR AfD...

-- "Named in local reports as Mahmoud Mhemed, 35, the suspect is alleged to have stabbed the five football fans with a knife in front of the Cuties bar in the western German city of Bielefeld." --

THE NEW CALIPHATE... IT'S CLOSER THAN YOU THINK...

-- "The bill would legislate that Canada marks May 15 as the annual 'Nakba Day,' recognize Palestinian statehood, impose an arms embargo on Israel and prevent the Israeli Defence Forces from recruiting on Canadian soil." --

TORONTO HOMICIDE #12/2025

YEAH... IT'S A MYSTERY...

-- "Toronto Police say they located a man in his 40s suffering from a gunshot wound in an apartment above one of the businesses in the plaza near Weston and Albion roads.   No suspect information has been released." --

The folks at r/Torontology are starting to chime in.

-- "Your talking like you know him well so why didn’t you help him when he was sleeping in stairwells and crying constantly on the live on gram? Go pick up a gun and ride for him… calling me new gen cause I won’t call a man Killa keez I can’t call a homeless man that .. fuck outta here." --

The smart money (aka the street) is saying the dead guy is '6Bangerz/40 Cal Keez.'  

UPDATE: Victim #12 identified as Lloyd Alexander Hastings, 42 

It wasn't old Lloyd's first rodeo...

-- "Nov 23, 2004 — Lloyd Alexander Hastings, 21, and Kevin McDonald Johnson, 24, are charged with first-degree murder." --

You might wanna give Saskatoon a pass for a bit.

And, if you're interested in 'Who's Zoomin' Who.'

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "Israel reported Sunday it found the body of Hamas’ de facto leader, Muhammad Sinwar, in a tunnel in Khan Younis after he was killed in a series of airstrikes last week. Sinwar was the younger brother of Yahya Sinwar, the former Hamas leader in Gaza. Another brother, Zakaria Sinwar, was killed in an airstroke Saturday night." --

SIMPLY PAST HIS BEST-BEFORE DATE...

-- "Former President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with an 'aggressive' form of prostate cancer, a spokesman announced Sunday. The diagnosis was announced after doctors found a 'small nodule' on Biden’s prostate during a physical exam earlier this month.  The cancer was said to have 'metastasis to the bone' — meaning it has spread to his bones." --

ANOTHER DAY... ANOTHER AKBAR...

-- "German police were searching for a man who attacked and injured at least five people in the western city of Bielefeld early on Sunday. The alleged perpetrator is believed to be a Syrian refugee on the run from the authorities. " --

DEAR USA... TALK ABOUT DODGING A FREAKING BULLET...

-- "Lying, Tongue-Tied Tim Walz Says ICE Agents are a Modern-Day ‘Geskapo’   We assume that Walz meant to say, ‘Gestapo.’ But some posters are saying, ‘Not so fast!’" --

I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS PRONOUNS WERE...

-- "While damage to the clinic and surrounding buildings was extensive, there was apparently only one fatality: the bomber himself." --

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER 'FREE SPEECH'...

-- "The recent assaults on the First and Second Amendments make one wonder what Polis and company may do next. Will Colorado residents be forced to provide housing to the state's military? Is warrantless search and seizure on the horizon? Just how far will Colorado go?" --

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Muayad Al-Qaysi, 26, of Mississauga entered the Rogers store, brandished a knife and forced an employee into a back room where he ‘obtained a quantity of cellphones,’ police said in a news release." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police say one man is in the hospital recovering from gunshot wounds following an early morning shooting near Bloor and Dufferin streets. No suspect description was immediately available." --

How low can you go?   Question answered. 

Hey... no gun, no problem.

DEPUTY CHIEF 'MR FREEZE' WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "New Orleans Cpt. Stephanie Minto-Gibson wears bizarre glasses to a press conference to give an update on the 10 inmates who escaped jail. Anyway, here's the good news … while Stephanie was looking like she should be running Gotham City, law enforcement did catch perhaps the most dangerous inmate of 'em all: Kendell Myles." --

HOW CAN IT BE WORSE THAN LIVING UNDER HAMAS?

-- "In exchange for resettling the Palestinians, the administration would release to Libya billions of dollars of funds the US froze more than a decade ago." --

Meanwhile... Hamas is ready to fight to the last dead toddler...

-- “Palestinians are ready to fight up to the end and to sacrifice anything to defend their land, their homeland, their families, and the future of their children.” --

PRESIDENT JILL WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "Biden's interview with Special Counsel Robert Hur reveals clues about Biden's cognitive functioning while president that the interview's transcript did not elucidate. Biden can be heard slurring his words, muttering and taking long pauses. Meanwhile, he failed to recall the date of his son Beau's death or the year Trump was first elected." --

The real question...

-- "Who was controlling the autopen? Who was pulling the strings? Who were the unelected bureaucrats making decisions that negatively impacted our country?" --

Listen here. 

Remember... the mainstream media is not your friend.

I'M SO OLD, MY TOOLMAKER FATHER QUALIFIED UNDER THE IMMIGRATION POINT SYSTEM...

-- "One of the ways Kiplagat coped was to abuse alcohol leading him down a deadly path of addiction, Rev. Eddie Jjumba, co-chair of the African Canadian Collective." --

Nota bene...

-- "At least three residents of the Willowdale Welcome Centre have passed away from mental health-related causes since the onset of the African refugee crisis in the summer of 2023." --

Wait... we're deliberately importing mentally-ill people?

A DECADE OF LIBERAL OVERSIGHT...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after a man arrived at a local hospital with a gunshot wound early Saturday morning. Investigators say they believe the shooting happened near Adelaide and Portland streets." --

And...

-- "A 19-year-old is facing multiple weapons charges following a traffic stop in Mississauga." --

'A PLACE OF WORSHIP'...

-- "Ashok Dua, 71, has been charged after two “young persons” were sexually assaulted at a place of worship in Hamilton. Police did not disclose the location on Hamilton Mountain, nor how old the victims were." --

Seems it's not Mr Kumar's first rodeo.

A MESSAGE FROM THE EYE OF THE STORM...

-- "Read this post from the son of Harjeet Singh Dhadda, a father, business owner and law-abiding citizen that was just gunned down in broad daylight by extortionists in Mississauga." --

WHY DO SO MANY OF THESE JIHADIS LOOK LIKE CHIMPS?

-- "Hadi Matar, 27, convicted of stabbing award-winning British author Salman Rushdie in 2022 was sentenced on Friday to 25 years in prison, the maximum possible term. Matar was also sentenced to seven years, to be served concurrently, for the stabbing of another man who was on stage." --

Nota bene... Matar is still facing federal terrorism charges.

PICKING ON THE 'WE WERE HERE FIRST' PEOPLES AGAIN...

-- "Two recent targeted enforcement operations in northern Ontario resulted in the execution of 85 arrest warrants, new bail violation charges and the seizure of a gun. The initiative also benefited from the valued support of our policing partners at the Nishnawbe Aski Police Service in Moose Factory and Constance Lake." --

SO, PROBATION... AS LONG AS YOUR HOMICIDAL WOLFPACK ISN'T CAUCASIAN...

-- "Toronto Police had arrested eight girls between the ages of 13 and 16 in the case and charged them with second-degree murder, but seven of them have since pleaded guilty to lesser charges." --

And the insanity continues to metastasize.

SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE...

-- "A teenage illegal immigrant who killed a 24-year-old Colorado woman during a high-speed crash was given a lenient plea deal by a progressive district attorney that allowed him to walk free without serving any jail time." --

 

SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM...

-- "The child’s mother, Yorely Escarleth Bernal Inciarte, oversees recruitment of young women for drug smuggling and prostitution for Tren de Aragua. Her TDA father operated a torture house and oversaw homicides, drug sales, kidnappings, extortion, and sex trafficking for the criminal gang." --

IT'S JUST A SHAME HE COULDN'T BE EXECUTED MORE THAN ONCE...

-- "All four of his known female victims were single mothers in their 30s." --

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM... INDIAN EXTORTION GANGS EDITION...

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

-- "Mississauga businessman Harjeet Singh Dhadda, 51, originally from Bazpur, Uttarakhand, who ran G&G Trucking Solutions, refused to pay extortionists $500,000 and was callously shot four times outside his and killed, his family revealed." --

Indian extortion gang... that sounds so familiar.

DRUGS... THE VICTIMLESS CRIME...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after EIGHT magic mushroom dispensaries were robbed over three nights. Firearms were discharged at the dispensaries in seven of the cases." --

The hoodie people... again...

-- "A group of teenage males wearing masks and black hoodies, set off fireworks on board a TTC bus full of passengers in the city’s east end." --

EXACTLY WHAT I'D EXPECT FROM BABY-STRANGLING RAPISTS...

-- ""If the pigs are advancing on your barricades, push them back by any means necessary," the post read. It then added, 'Instead of lighting the barricades on fire, why not aim a little further?' followed by two bacon emojis, indicating burnt 'pigs.'" --

The bodysnatchers... giving a whole new meaning to the word 'ghoulish'. 

So, about that 'Will of Allah' stuff...

-- "As her husband drove their car through the winding roads of the occupied West Bank late Wednesday, a Palestinian attacker shot at them. Within hours, Gez, nine months pregnant, was dead." --

DEAR MR PARTY PREMIER... I HAVEN'T HAD A FAMILY DOCTOR SINCE 2014...

-- "The province will spend $175 million over five years as part of a new program designed to boost the number of Ontario grapes in blended wine. The government is also making changes to help support the recently liberalized alcohol marketplace, with more than $250 million over the next two years to make it more competitive – and make booze more affordable." --

He's dedicating it to his brother, I guess...

-- "The push to see a stronger cannabis industry in the province comes as the Ontario Cannabis Store, the government-run retail outlet, continues to see stagnant growth." --

'TORONTO MAN' MY PASTY COLONIALIST ARSE...

SHOULD PUT HIM UP AGAINST A WALL AND, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "The RCMP said Khalilullah Yousuf, 36, plead guiltyto two charges in connection with Canada’s ‘largest terrorism financing scheme.’ Yousuf has been sentenced to 12 years in prison. He will be required to serve half of his time before being released on full parole.". --

Are they handing out guns at the mosque?

-- "Meanwhile,Durham Regional Police officers located Yosef Ahmed, 19, from Oshawa shortly after at a nearby construction site, and he was arrested without incident, police said." --

THE CHUTZPAH AND HYPOCRISY IS BREATHTAKING...

-- "Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Foundation took MILLIONS of dollars from Qatar, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Kuwait, and other Middle Eastern countries in exchange for access to the US government. Clinton engaged in a massive influence-peddling scheme while she was the head of the Department of State and used a private server to evade FOIA." --