29 August 2015

Your hard earned money...

...his Manifesto...

Is Tommy Trotsky talking about rescheduling Liberal Ruby Dhalla's old age pension gravy train?

You remember...
"Allowing new Canadians to start receiving OAS after just three years, opposed to the current ten, would have cost taxpayers an estimated $700 million dollars per year."
What does it tell you, that, even the immigrant communities most concerned balked at the financial consequences of that shiny pre-election bauble.

As hot as this particular political potato may be, it appears the NDP isn't afraid to play with fire...
"While their immigration policies are not displayed anywhere on their website, the NDP has begun privately touting their plans to boost the number of parents and grandparents sponsored to immigrate into Canada.

Just last week, NDP Leader Thomas Mulcair told a group of South Asians in Surrey that family reunification for grandparents would be a top priority for him as Prime Minister."
"A TOP PRIORITY," huh, Tommy?

Your NDP folks... the Party of Pander. I wonder what else the Dippers have in their goody bag.

28 August 2015

Lady McBill's bid to "Benghazi" Biden

"Biden won’t be there, having declined an invitation. But his name will be on everyone’s lips in Minneapolis, especially after the latest Quinnipiac poll showed the vice president faring better than Clinton against a handful of Republicans, and with the highest favorability rating of any candidate."

27 August 2015

Where does Justin Trudeau stand...

...on transparency?
Let that sink in: a member of the elected band council had no clue his chief had pocketed $800,000 of band money as part of a land deal until the FNFTA forced its exposure.

RELATED: Math is hard

I'm beginning to understand why Justin believes "the budget will balance itself."

26 August 2015

Sláinte, Sylvester Flanagan...

When the Guinness starts to flow, those micks get homicid... wait a minute...fester flanagan
"You (deleted)! You want a race war (deleted)? BRING IT THEN YOU WHITE ...(deleted)!!!" ABC quoted from the manifesto.

RELATED: The Race/Gender Preference Card
“The fact that he kept his job was because he was an African-American gay man. That’s pretty hard to say no to.”

UPDATE: If the Confederate flag...

...is a murderous symbol of hate... what about all the other ones?


LAST WORD: Do we really need Poets?

I mean, we already have all these pencils.

"You can't hide..."

"My oh my, you sure know how to arrange things. You set it up so well, so carefully"...

What actually happens when all that blood rushes from the BIG HEAD to the little one.
The top two passwords in the sample were unsurprisingly “123456” and “password”.
Cheating is easy.

Responsible & ethical are hard.


RELATED: One more casualty
Hundreds of Biderman’s emails released after a massive hack of Ashley Madison suggest that he has had multiple affairs, including one that went on for several years, and one with a Toronto-area escort.
Yes, I'm shocked.


LAST WORD: I'm guessing he's also...

...sleeping on the couch.cheaters never prosperNot the original data dump, mind you... the subsequent one that exposed his own cheatin ways.

New AshMad slogan... "Life is short, why not piss it all away?"

24 August 2015

An entirely appropriate...

...and not unexpected response. You run the table, you get to do the happy dance.nuclear ali
Since the signing of the nuclear deal between Iran and world powers in July, Khamenei has repeatedly spoken out against Tehran’s main negotiating partners in Washington. “The root cause of the problems returns to their real enemies, the US and Israel.”

Khamenei claimed Saturday that Islamic nations were being manipulated into internal strife by the world’s “bullies” and urged Islamic unity in the face of what he identified as the Umma’s two greatest enemies: the US and Israel.
Think about it. Barack Obama is freeing up 150 billion dollars in frozen Iranian assets. He's allowing Iran, despite that regime being the premier sponsor of Islamic terrorism worldwide, to climb back up on the international porch with the big dogs.

Most importantly, Iran (with their now paltry but legitimate 6060 nuclear centrifuges) gets to join the international Nuke-O-Sphere in the very near future. The supposed benefit here is that Iran's "breakout time", the time it would take them to put together enough weapons-grade uranium for one bomb, has been extended from about 3 months to one year. That's right, one year... IF they don't cheat. They also get to keep their "hardened facilities" at Natanz and Fordow... you know the ones that can't be easily destroyed.

In effect, Uncle Sam bent over and grabbed his ankles. Iran is off the hook and "off the chain", yet the Obama Whitehouse continues to frame this "agreement" as a victory. Remember, Iran doesn't have to shoot off an ICBM. They don't even have to do it themselves. Any one of Iran's terrorist proxies with ten kilos (Iran has amassed 10,000k to date) of highly enriched uranium and a case of C4 could make the Isle of Manhattan a much less desirable postal code for, well... way past my best-before date.

And Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is more than happy to shove all that in America's face at every opportunity.If you thought Iran was a danger previous to now, just imagine what they'll do with their newfound cash, influence and a grab bag of nukes.

For all that, you can thank Barack Hussein Obama. Hope and change bitches. Just remember, you brought it on yourselves.

22 August 2015

Live and don't learn...

...and don't live...
The gunman was already known by French authorities, according to CNN. He was a Moroccan national, living in Spain with his parents, and had been on three European counterterrorism agencies’ watchlists.
More "Known Wolves" terrorism.


RELATED: What does Justin say?

After all, he had a two hour, closed door session with that Muslim organisation the other day.


When the Liberals do it...

...it's an easily remedied misunderstanding... when a Conservative steps over the line, it's a 24/7 year long media circus.


RELATED: Better safe than sorry, right?

Rumours are the Liberals will shortly be announcing plans for a "Long Rope Registry."

Justin thinks you should be on the couch smoking dope... not making risky life choices.

21 August 2015

Nevertheless... FIRE... THEM... ALL...

...and disband the Senate. Think of the tens of millions of dollars you could immediately shift over to healthcare.

As entertaining as all this is to low information voters and political partisans, this is simply how Ottawa works. Ask Liberal Senator Mac Harb.

Or perhaps ask someone who doesn't have a dog in this fight...
“If you want to feel better about Canada, try explaining the Duffy-Wright scandal to someone from another country in one sentence.”
Try as hard as the liberal media might, this simply isn't the end of the world.
"It’s a 'scandalous' donation of private dollars to the public treasury."
If this were a serious attempt to change the grubby "both hands out" culture in the Senate and the House of Commons, surely we would submit every Senator and Parliamentarian to similar scrutiny. No wonder politicians so rarely accomplish anything of note.

Let's call this bullshit what it really is and move on.

Somewhere, an unassuming grad student...

...must be polishing their thesis on "Harper Derangement Syndrome"...
You think the prime minister has been slow to act on climate change? You object to his preference for tax restraint over big new spending programs? He’s too pro-Israel, too anti-Putin? You don’t like his voice, face, or haircut?

Vote against him!

But remember at the same time that Canada has posted the best economic record of any G7 country through the worst global economic crisis since the 1930s: more jobs, faster growth, and lower public-sector debt.

To dismiss this record as creeping authoritarianism, and to cite as proof that press conferences are less rowdy than they used to be, is to reveal an appetite for grievance so ravenous that it will swallow anything and pronounce it a meal.
Bravo, Mr Frum.


LAST WORD: Here are the people...

...who show up to riot...

lunatic leftiesSometimes, the real gold is in the reader comments.

20 August 2015

Mainly Because Of The Meat

You ever wonder how the Ontario Liberals, despite all their legal missteps and financial scandals continue to get re-elected?cheatin', lyin', lunatic leftWhen your core demographic doesn't give a fig about right and wrong... you're untouchable.


RELATED: I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you.
E-mail addresses of cheaters -- including government officials, civil servants and high-level executives -- were among those hackers released in the Ashley Madison data leak Tuesday.

LAST WORD: Know someone with a cheatin' heart?

Check to see if their email address is in the Ashley Madison data dump.

19 August 2015

"From the heart, er... brains outward"

Liberal candidate & Social Justice Warrior from Calgary Nosehills takes abortion rights to the next logical level...

from the heart outwardJustin sure knows how to pick 'em.


RELATED: Little Mosque on the Down-Low
"The Liberal party is keeping a tight lid on what transpired during the two-hour, closed-door session last Tuesday."
I don't know why... Justin's last "dressup & pray" went over so well.

17 August 2015

"Give a little bit..."

"...give a little bit of your lips to me..."


RELATED: Party like it's 1529
Riyadh (AFP) - MERS coronavirus infections have soared in Saudi Arabia ahead of the hajj pilgrimage, killing three people and forcing a Riyadh hospital to close its emergency ward, officials and newspapers said Thursday.

This raises to 483 the number of deaths out of 1,118 MERS infections in Saudi Arabia, where the virus first appeared in 2012, according to the ministry.
A once in a lifetime experience coupled with deadly disease. Who says Supreme Deitys don't have a sense of irony.

$221 million lost in just one month

You ever wonder why Ontarians have the highest electricity bills in North America?
Ontario received payment of those June 2015 exports at the hourly Ontario electricity price of $15.31 per megawatt hour ($29.1 million). However, the cost to produce and transmit that was $131.43/MWh which means it cost Ontario ratepayers $249.9 million.

Perhaps it’s time for Premier Wynne to realize that the losses on our exports represents a “green tax” on all of the ratepayers in Ontario
(h/t reader Rich)


RELATED: Flirting with bankruptcy

Is Ontario really gonna follow California down the toilet?

15 August 2015


Obama's imaginary progeny have an idea...halls of macadamia/
Fuck the police: As an institution fundamentally rooted in white supremacy and anti-Blackness we reject the police presence in our communities, absolutely. It is our responsibility to hold each other accountable and keep each other safe.”
Sure, that sounds reasonable.

Let's sit down and talk about it.


RELATED: More manufactured racism

14 August 2015

Kathleen Wynne, the new...

"Every dollar I put against our debt, or into our savings, was a dollar that was there for my wife and kids should the worst happen."

"Every dollar I lose to the ORPP, should I fall down a flight of stairs or block a bus, is a dollar lost to them. It simply goes to the broader Ontario collective good."
This is what used to be called Communism.

The Liberals and NDP want to take away any say you have in educating your children.

Now they want to meddle with your bank account.


RELATED: From the comments

Speaking of taxpayer dollars...
"All of Dundas Street is already a supervised injection site., just ask the merchants, if you can find one left."
If you found your kid with a syringe in his hand, would you help him shoot up or take it away from him?

The government that Justin Trudeau...

...admires above any other...
Hundreds of families have fled their homes amid fears a cocktail of deadly chemicals had been spewed into the atmosphere after two huge explosions rocked the Chinese port city of Tianjin. At least 50 people have died and 700 injured after the blasts erupted at a warehouse for hazardous materials, leaving an apocalyptic landscape of incinerated cars, crumpled shipping containers and burnt-out buildings.

It is believed the warehouse contained at least 700 tonnes of sodium cyanide, a toxic chemical that can kill rapidly if inhaled, as well as other highly flammable and dangerous materials.

As chemical experts were sent to assess the scene, officials fuelled panic by refusing to say what was being stored or offering any explanation for the cause of the disaster.
Sure, Justin... being a dictatorship does have its advantages.


RELATED: Smell the roses
"Physicists at the University of California have found 1.6 million people in China die each year from heart, lung and stroke problems because of polluted air."
Well, heck... it's not like there's any shortage of people... right?


LAST WORD: Even his media lapdogs...

...are mocking Trudeau's Care Bear Moment.

11 August 2015

Danger, danger Will Robinson...

...chipping away at the next big social injustice...
As robots get more sophisticated and humanlike, more and more people will find love, happiness, and intimacy in the arms of a machine. Robot sex and love is coming, and robot-human marriage will likely not be far behind.
C'mon, space cadets... are you actually telling me you didn't see this coming?


RELATED: From the comments...

"What ever happened to all the people who used to think they were Jesus? Would we be forced to worship them now?"
(Via BCF)

10 August 2015

Think of Trump as a weathervane

Let's face it... anyone to the political right of Bert and Ernie is sick and tired of being shunned and vilified for falling out of lockstep with the politically-correct herd.
“People have to get their minds wrapped around the fact that the seething fury at the leadership of the Republican Party is real, and it’s going to bubble over somehow with somebody, and right now it’s with Trump.”
Donald Trump has become a lightning rod for the frustration & anger of a large segment of the American people.

In today's softly feathered, no consequences, celebrate everyone Dreamlandia there is only one real sin and that is holding socially conservative views. If you are opposed to abortion, if you want to punish criminals, if you don't want to unreservedly celebrate Bruce, er... Caitlyn Jenner's seemingly redundant penis... then you are the "thought criminal."

I suspect that (to make just one guess in hindsight) if Donald Trump had been president in September 2001, Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden's Tora-Bora hideaway would've been scattered across the Afghani landscape like a Lego set at the end of a toddler's exhausting but cathartic nap-free afternoon.

And Americans would've been fine with that. I think Jeb and the boys had best be watching their six.


UPDATE: Teflon Don
A Morning Consult tracking online national poll found Trump increasing his lead to 32 percent -- 21 percentage points ahead of Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, who garnered 11 percent.
Go figure.

07 August 2015

06 August 2015

05 August 2015

Nanny State Overlords... Episode #49

Instead of wasting time and energy on an actual solution to the problem... let's splash people with urine.


UPDATE: Maybe fancy high-tech paint...

...isn't really the answer?
"A man was driving in the city by the bay when a street light pole crashed down on the hood of his car, missing crushing him by about a foot.

How did one of these ubiquitous poles collapse when there was no storm or wind? The base of the pole has rotted out from age and both dog and human urine."
Lotus land collapsing under the weight of its own waste?

I blame George Bush.

BC's surreal real estate bubble...

...pumped up by "grey money" from abroad...
In 2012, the last full year measured by Global Financial Integrity, China saw $249.57 billion US in illicit money transferred abroad. According to Chinese officials, Canada is a top destination for these funds.
Apparently, Justin Trudeau's Communist dictator heroes aren't as efficient as he imagines.

04 August 2015

Two shot dead, three others injured

When the bagpipes start to play... it drives the Highlanders completely... oh, wait a minute...
The nightclub was hosting the official OVO Fest afterparty featuring Toronto rapper Drake. A similar incident occurred in front of Muzik last year when a 28-year-old man was shot around 4 a.m. after OVO Fest on Aug. 5, 2014.
It's a long, long way from Degrassi.


REGISTER CLUBZ NOT GUNSdamn farmers, hunters & target shootersHmmm...
"The after-party, which marked the end of four days of Caribbean Carnival-related festivities, was over and the “last patrons” were leaving when the shooting began."
Yup, purely coincidental I'm sure.

03 August 2015

One Dead Lion

What's the larger problem with the lunatic left... that they cherrypick their tragedies, or that they have no sense of perspective?strange prioritiesBy diverting attention from what is actually happening in the world, this cheap trick "puppies & kittens journalism" obscures the larger issues. This media manufactured outrage saves animals the same way giving spare change to junkies fights drug abuse.

Click on the headline... if you have the stomach for the truth.


RELATED: Let's call it "Cecil Journalism"

Sure, there's an epidemic of black people being murdered. It's just NOT NEWS and it's NOT THE POLICE who are doing it.


LAST WORD: Really concerned about animals?
"Let’s be honest: If not for the ethical objections of Westerners, between Africans and their poaching and Asians and their ridiculous superstitions about the virility power” of eating tiger dicks and bear testes and rhino horns, there’d be far fewer wild animals left in the world today.

The Environmental Investigation Agency estimates that at least one tiger is killed per day for use in Chinese hocus-pocus."
Just another story you won't see on the CBC.

02 August 2015

It's not like his name is Ford

Whaddaya wanna bet the Toronto Star doesn't stalk Tommy Trotsky from his own backyard?
“I believe that governing is about priorities,” Mulcair said from an outdoor balcony in Gatineau, Que., overlooking the Ottawa River, the iconic Peace Tower looming in the distance.
So what was Mister "Priorities" first big decision of the campaign?

You guessed it...
The election call meant Mulcair dropped Sunday’s Vancouver Pride parade from his schedule.
Apparently, though... the NDP has a solution. If you blow out all the stops, maybe you won't remember that you're not one of Mulcair's priorities...
“As you’ve all heard, it sounds like Stephen Harper is going to drop the writ very shortly. Sadly, this means that Tom Mulcair can no longer attend Pride tomorrow. As the Vancouver Centre candidate this means one thing for me – we’ve got to step it up to fill his absence. That means we need to dance and party harder than we ever have.
Sure, that'll ease the pain. I'm sure there'll be a lot more drinking nationwide when the voters see the NDP's budget numbers.


RELATED: Winding up the machine
The other ad recounts how Mulcair, as a provincial politician, was once offered a bribe by a “disgraced Quebec mayor” which he didn’t accept but also didn’t report to police for 17 years.
Another non-priority I guess.

01 August 2015

I'm not crazy!!!

Behold... the emergent battle cry of the lunatic left...hive collapse disorder
"Breasts AND penises for everyone!!! Because, like, Mike Harris, sistah man!!!"
Meanwhile, in other "check your privilege, pick up a hair shirt" news... forget about that Boko-Haram bother... PETA calls for "death penalty" for dentist who shot lion.

Go ahead... vote for Tommy Trotsky or "Royal Jelly" Trudeau.

I dare you.