Such a deal
"Is Canada a serious country?"Atta boy, Rex.
"Do we staff close to a dozen offices, provincial and federal, spend nearly $200-million across the great expanse of the country, to explore the human rights implications of rude heckling in comedy clubs?"
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RELATED: Who exactly is Lorna "Rambo" Pardy?
"She said she wanted to break the beer bottle on the edge of the table and stick it in his neck."PTSD?
Sounds more like "Post-Heineken® Slurp Disorder" to me.
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LAST WORD: Post-Pardy Depression?
Nope... no need to worry. Even though the Earle-Pardy fiasco is winding down, there are plenty of other weighty matters for these hapless bureaucrats to adjudicate...
"A spicy sausage known as the Welsh Dragon will have to be renamed after trading standards’ officers warned the manufacturers that they could face prosecution because it does not contain dragon."Stand by for the further adventures of the "Lightweight Brigade."
"The sausages will now have to be labelled Welsh Dragon Pork Sausages to avoid any confusion among customers."
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Do your cookies contain real Girl Scouts"?
7 comments:
I am glad that was clarified/ I know the Welsh people are sort of annoying, but should we really be eating them?
What even worse is eating their dragons!!! Can you imagine coming home and no pet dragon slithering around the yard? Too horrible to contemplate.
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well... you can't really blame the government... they only wanted to "avoid any confusion among customers."
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GUY EARLE UPDATE:
A lawyer for standup comedian Guy Earle, who has been accused of making homophobic remarks, has filed a motion in B.C. Supreme Court asking that the B.C. Human Rights Tribunal be cited for contempt.
The move comes after Millar walked out of a tribunal hearing earlier this week after protesting that the tribunal lacked jurisdiction to hear the matter.
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"Does your lemonade contain real leamons?"
"Do your cookies contain real Girl Scouts"?
- the Addams Family film
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"frances says... 'Do your cookies contain real Girl Scouts?'"
dammit... there's the real title for this one.
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Now in my time, we used to buy "dragon milk". But we understood that it came from cows with short legs.
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