03 April 2010

Such a deal

"Is Canada a serious country?"

"Do we staff close to a dozen offices, provincial and federal, spend nearly $200-million across the great expanse of the country, to explore the human rights implications of rude heckling in comedy clubs?"
Atta boy, Rex.

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RELATED: Who exactly is Lorna "Rambo" Pardy?
"She said she wanted to break the beer bottle on the edge of the table and stick it in his neck."
PTSD?

Sounds more like "Post-Heineken® Slurp Disorder" to me.

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LAST WORD: Post-Pardy Depression?

Nope... no need to worry. Even though the Earle-Pardy fiasco is winding down, there are plenty of other weighty matters for these hapless bureaucrats to adjudicate...
"A spicy sausage known as the Welsh Dragon will have to be renamed after trading standards’ officers warned the manufacturers that they could face prosecution because it does not contain dragon."

"The sausages will now have to be labelled Welsh Dragon Pork Sausages to avoid any confusion among customers."
Stand by for the further adventures of the "Lightweight Brigade."

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