Showing posts with label our modern world. Show all posts
Showing posts with label our modern world. Show all posts

30 December 2025

THE PUSSYFICATION OF THE WORLD...

insert alt text hereFROM THE COMMENTS...
-- "Crazy to hear Dana talk about those early days. I started training with him at Sportinghouse, back when he was just getting the UFC off the ground. As things got busier for Dana, Bobby Stella took over training his clients, including me. Doubt Dana will ever see this, but I still wonder if he’d remember me." --

09 February 2023

HOW TO BLOW UP YOUR PERSONAL & PROFESSIONAL LIFE IN ONE FELL SWOOP

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-- "Ontario lawyer Azmat Ramal-Shah, who filed a $229-million lawsuit against his former 'sugar baby' Kirsten Jones for alleged fraud had his case dismissed after the court found he'd become 'obsessed' with the young woman when she attempted to end their arrangement." --
It gets better...
-- "That’s not the end of the lawyer’s bad sugar rush. Ramal-Shah is awaiting a decision from the Law Society Tribunal on allegations of professional misconduct in how he dealt with his lawsuit." --
Are you 'seeking arrangements?'

12 June 2022

YOU CAN'T JUST CONJURE UP CIVILIZATION

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-- "After spending over $21 billion trying to train a national police force in Afghanistan, the United States splurged on equipment rather than focusing on institutional reform and churned out police trainees who were effectively 'barely qualified mall guards,' per an international observer." --
YOU THINK I'M KIDDING?
-- "Between 70 and 90 percent of the graduates of Police Training Centers were illiterate. They were incapable of taking notes, reading warrants, or jotting down license plate numbers." --
IT GETS BETTER BY WHICH I MEAN WORSE
-- "State police had been 'extorting and beating locals' and 'regularly abducting and raping young boys.'" --
A LITTLE BIT OF AFGHANISTAN IN THE USA
-- "In 2017, BuzzFeed News published an investigation into accusations that retired Chicago detective Reynaldo Guevara had framed more than 50 people for murders they did not commit. Since then, at least 20 people have already been exonerated in cases that Guevara led." --

20 April 2021

16 March 2021

04 September 2020

Who does something like this?

"A neighbour identified the parents who reside in the home as Loretta and Christopher Traynor and said Loretta is the victim in hospital."

"Police have yet to confirm the names of the victims or the status of the home owners, but said those involved are family members."
UPDATE: Crazy fuck killer identified
Mitchell Lapa, 48, from Winnipeg, is a relative of the family and was not invited into the home, police say. Lapa is the brother of Loretta Traynor, according to an online obituary posted in 2019 for their father.

26 May 2020

The actual flu is the least of it

We can't begin to imagine the societal and economic fallout from the KungFlu panic... but it's coming for us...
"As some media have suggested, the health crisis caused by coronavirus has turned out to be just the tip of the iceberg, now being rapidly overshadowed by the economic crisis, the suicide crisis, the marriage crisis, and the loan-sharking crisis."
It's not the flu... it's the mass hysteria.

Scary Word for Today: Hyper-inflation

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RELATED: If this was an actual deadly pandemic...

...then Justin Blackface is responsible for killing Grannie...
"Since March 23, more than 193,000 international air passengers have arrived at Canadian airports despite COVID-19 restrictions."

09 February 2020

23 December 2019

18 December 2019

Not sure what the problem is...

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“Between 2011 and 2018, San Francisco experienced a massive increase in reported incidents of human feces found on public streets.

In 2011, just over 5,500 reports were logged by the San Francisco Department of Public Works; in 2018, the number increased to more than 28,000.”

The numbers are most likely much higher than that because the statistics are based only on reported incidents.
TRAVEL BACK IN TIME WITH ME:
Last year a private developer introduced "Snapcrap," which allows residents to upload a photo of an offending specimen directly to the SF311 website.
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LAST WORD: RUN!!!insert alt text here

01 November 2019

10 September 2019

Cry Havoc... and let slip...

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Monopoly, the infamous family board game that has ruined friendships for over 80 years, has decided to take a heavy dose of the “woke” pill. Hasbro is debuting a special edition of Monopoly which “celebrates women’s empowerment” by giving female players more money.

Better yet, male players should also have a higher chance of dying while playing, considering that 94 percent of workplace fatalities are male.
Oh, it gets better... by which I mean... sweet baby jebus...
No mention of radical Islam was made by any senators during Monday’s Senate Homeland Security Committee hearing — uniquely held at the National 9/11 Memorial & Museum in New York City, NY — days before the 18th anniversary of the Islamic terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001.

18 June 2019

14 June 2019

And The Little Mermaid wept

Not enough penis in your young daughter's life?

HBO has a solution...insert alt text here
Euphoria” creator Sam Levinson, who wrote the series based on his own experiences with drug addiction, boasted, "There are going to be parents who are going to be totally fucking freaked out.”
Speaking on behalf of parents with adolescent children (which I am thankfully past), I'd just like to say,
"No thanks, Sam."
"Levinson wanted one scene to start with a dolly shot going straight into a woman’s vagina.
Sweet baby jebus... what's wrong with you, bro?

Not to worry, though...
“HBO has now adopted a policy whereby all of its shows and movies with intimate scenes will be staffed with an intimacy coordinator.”
Imagine my relief.

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RELATED: Sauce for the goose

12 June 2019

27 May 2019

Not for the...

...faint of heart...
Under this scenario, people granted an assisted death would, with their full knowledge and consent, be transported to an operating room, put to sleep under general anaesthesia and their organs removed, including the heart and lungs. Death would follow removal of the beating heart.
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RELATED: The court steps in...
“Given the importance of family physicians as ‘gatekeepers’ and ‘patient navigators’ in the health care system, there is compelling evidence that patients will suffer harm in the absence of an effective referral.”

28 February 2019

Dumb it down...

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RALEIGH, N.C. - That would mean only scores lower than 39 percent would qualify for an F grade for schools, a far cry from the current 60 percent failure mark in the state and most others.

Student grades would be unaffected by the changing scale system, but would allow underperforming schools to continue operating.
No wonder colleges and universities are full of imbeciles.

18 August 2018

FROM THE COMMENTS:

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Re-education camps are so yesterday, a benevolent state would simply reassign infants for the collective good. But that utopian ideal might cause a lot of bad PR and resistance at first, what with all the inevitable hysterical crying.
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RELATED: A little closer to home...

The Liberal party needs to do some house-cleaning...
Last week was not the first time Liberal MP Iqra Khalid presented activist Amin El Maoued with a certificate of appreciation. She did it previously in 2018 and also in 2017, not long after the summer rally.

Back in 2012, Palestine House lost all federal funding due to what the government called a “pattern of support for extremism.”
Just another story you won't see on the CBC.

12 July 2018

Here we "blow" again?

You don't saturate public landmarks with armed police officers because of some droopy-drawered homeboy...TORONTO TERROR
Toronto police are sending more officers out to patrol the CN Tower and surrounding downtown area Thursday after receiving unconfirmed information that there's a "potential risk to public safety."
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UPDATE: Not a mad bomber after all...
An alert issued across the service stated “credible information” was received Wednesday about “a potential vehicle ramming attack in the area of the CN Tower” on Thursday.
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RELATED: In actual gangbanger news...

Come for the exotic cuisine... stay for the sucking chest wound...
Speaking with CP24 on Thursday afternoon, Toronto Police Association President Mike McCormack did welcome the news that additional officers will be patrolling the city but said that it is a temporary, imperfect solution.

“There is an overtime component to this so it is not like we are getting 200 fresh officers and putting them out there in the street."
Feeling safer yet?

13 May 2018