12 November 2019

The really sad thing is...

...I'm sure she actually believes it...

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"On Tuesday, former Secretary of State and 2016 Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton told BBC Radio 5 Live she was under “enormous pressure” to consider a 2020 White House run."
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I'M WITH JOE ROGAN:insert alt text here
Oh, we got so close! Oh! We almost had a woman! Oh, girls, relax."

"I think a woman can be president. But let’s not use
a lying old lady who faints a lot."

"If Hillary Clinton was my own mom, I’d be like, 'Mom! You can’t be president. You can’t stand up fast.'”


11 November 2019

The 24/7 Prime Minstrel Media...

...sho' nuff doin' what it do best...insert alt text here

“I have just learned I’ve been fired by Sportsnet for comments made on Coach’s Corner Nov. 9,” Cherry told Joe Warmington in a phone interview.

No problem.” said Cherry. “I know what I said and I meant it. Everybody in Canada should wear a poppy to honour our fallen soldiers.

“I speak the truth and I walk the walk. I have visited the bases of the troops, been to Afghanistan with our brave soldiers at Christmas, been to cemeteries of our fallen around the world and honoured our fallen troops on Coach’s Corner.”
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RELATED: Cowards die a thousand times... right, Ron?insert alt text hereJoin the discussion here.

UPDATE: Not the Canada I grew up in...
"One day after Remembrance Day, Toronto Police are investigating an act of vandalism at the cenotaph at Old City Hall."
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LAST WORD: Cherry has been in their sights for a while


You get the government you deserve

Remember... this is the fair city that needs special units to steam clean human excrement from their sidewalks...insert alt text here

Boudin was endorsed by socialist Bernie Sanders, which somehow makes him seem less radical. But he isn't.

Just when you think it isn't possible, San Francisco gets a whole lot crazier.
Wait'll you read his Five Year Plan. Here's a taste... no more jails. I wonder if DA Boudin's planning on beefing up Frisco's "hurtful words" statutes...insert alt text here
"It is unclear how the new language might help the city with some of the highest crimes rates in the nation."
Or enhancing the city's Public Transit/Homeless Shelters...insert alt text here
SAN FRANCISCO (KPIX 5) — Shocking video is calling attention to what’s going on in one of the busiest BART stations in the Bay Area: junkies blatantly shooting up out in the open as commuters walk by, others slumped along filthy corridors.
It gets better... by which I mean worse...
A California woman claims she was assaulted by a homeless man who pulled her out of her car, dragged her into the middle of the street and poured a bucket of hot feces on her head. Despite throwing hundreds of millions of dollars at the problem, the number of homeless in Los Angeles County has risen for the third time in four years.


Lest we forget

Do you know someone who enlisted in World War I in Canada?

•• Search the WWI CEF database ••

Do you know a Canadian killed while serving his country?

•• Search the Commonwealth War Graves database ••

My wife's grandfather, a member of the Canadian Cyclist Battalion, (pictured, in the kilt) was wounded by German shelling and carried around shrapnel from WWI for the rest of his life.

And he was one of the lucky ones... two of my grandfather's older brothers (with four young children between them) were killed in Belgium and France, respectively.


10 November 2019

Dear Supreme "Green" Leader...

...there's a reason 16 year-olds don't get to vote...insert alt text here

While it is unclear how many spray cans Iglesias has used, the mural spans four stories and at least one smaller project utilized 500 cans of the paint scientists say can generate asthma-inducing smog.

To create the mural of the teenage climate activist, the artist used a respirator that is said to protect painters subjected to noxious fumes.
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"Climate crusader Greta Thunberg’s “principled” trip across the Atlantic in a carbon fibre and non recyclable plastic boat is going to require at least four crew members to fly across the Atlantic."
Her "stolen childhood?"

Somebody want to explain that argle-bargle?


Once Upon a Time...

...there was a proud country called Canada...insert alt text hereinsert alt text here**********

UPDATE: Cowardly corporate media rolls over...insert alt text here

Sportsnet issued a statement on Sunday apologizing for Don Cherry's disparaging remarks during his most recent 'Coach's Corner' segment on Hockey Night in Canada.
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LAST WORD: First they came for...
STONEWALL, MANITOBA - November 7, 2019 (LSN) 17-year-old Natalie Salisbury was suspended by Stonewall Collegiate Institute in Stonewall, Manitoba, after defending the traditional red and black poppy.


09 November 2019

Driving cars, attending soccer games...

What's next for Muslim wom... sweet baby jebus...insert alt text here

“ISIS is demonstrating that jihadist fighting is not just for men.” Earlier this year, the UN warned that jihadi bride stereotypes are causing the group’s female members to be underestimated.

“The idea that women are passive in terms of their roles they play as brides and in recruitment is not valid."
You've come a wrong way, baby!

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RELATED: All about the "human rights"...insert alt text here
"Iran, the world’s premier state sponsor of terrorism, debuted a five-day exhibit on its 'human rights achievements' at the United Nations this week."
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The New York Times' Terence Smith, writing about Iran in 1984, described the use of child soldiers by Iran to clear minefields.


08 November 2019

Build a wall, top it with glass shards...

...dot it with gun towers and lay landmines...

More evil fuckery from the folks who brought you
a mineshaft full of human heads...

A 30-year-old Mexican police officer identified only as Eduardo N., who was involved in the botched operation to arrest one of drug kingpin Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman’s sons last month was killed by a hail of more than 150 bullets.

The brazen daylight assassination is the latest incident of extreme cartel violence to blight the country.
Or, as it's known in Mexico... Tuesday. If only there was a law, right Justin?

Relax folks, el Presidente has things under control...
President Obrador’s stated approach to cartel violence is “abrazos, no balazoshugs, not bullets.”
Sounds like Toronto Mayor John Tory...
“I think that kind of talk about sort of, you know, where this all arises from, or sort of who’s to blame, is not very constructive,” Toronto Mayor John Tory told reporters in Nathan Phillips Square.


Diversity is our streng...

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Syrian and Afghan asylum seekers attacked a village disco in in the village of Trebbin in Brandeburg, Germany armed with machetes after two were kicked out by a bouncer. Similar incidents have taken place in Germany since 2015.

In the town of Plauen, asylum seekers were banned from a local disco after several violent incidents and sex attacks on young girls.
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RELATED: C'mon... how often does this hap...

...well, slap me with a shovel...

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LAST WORD: And Winston Churchill wept...insert alt text here
Run by charity Street Doctors, UK school children are taught how to deliver first aid to stabbing victims through role play, and learn how to stem blood loss, reports The Times.


Paging Dr Alzheimers

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Canada saw a major jump — 14 per cent over the last five years — in the number of medical items left inside patients after procedures, according to a study released Thursday.

CIHI said 553 such objects were left inside patients over the last two years.

A foreign body — sponges, needles, clamps, scissors, etc. — is left inside a patient in Canada 9.8 times out of every 100,000 surgeries. That's three times the average.


07 November 2019

Law-abiding Citizens, 1 - Criminals, 0

"Hey, Cujo... that locked door was there for YOUR protection"...toronto's most wantedtoronto's most wanted

"Alberta is making changes to the law that will prevent property owners from being sued if they injure a criminal on their property. These amendments will be introduced imminently, making Alberta’s legislation on this matter retroactive to the start of 2018."
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RELATED: Schrödinger's Gat...
The logical paradox which posits that legal firearms, secured in a locked steel cabinet in my home, are simultaneously a danger to innocent civilians in an impoverished urban environment.


Smell the "professional" journalism

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An ABC rep commented: “We take violations of company policy very seriously, and we’re pursuing all avenues to determine the source of the leak.”
So, will the corporate media networks stop dealing with Whitehouse leakers?

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RELATED: The real gold is in the comments...
I can remember when Scheer’s views were considered normal. Now you have to be a gay leftist who believes in killing babies to be a politician or even a Canadian.


The Usual, well... you know

most wanted

TORONTO - Inside the trap door, investigators found numerous loaded guns, including a 9mm Sterling submachine gun capable of fully-automatic fire, revolvers, two silencers, a bulletproof vest, an assault-style carbine, a 50 round drum magazine for a semi-automatic handgun and a Taurus “Judge” revolver capable of carrying pistol and shotgun rounds at the same time.

Kadean Maragh, 28, and Imran Maragh, 31, are each facing more than 50 drug- and gun-related charges, including conspiracy to traffic firearms. The younger brother had $200,000 in cash on him when he was arrested.
BANGERS BE BANGIN': The ol' Jane Street Blues...
One male is dead and another person is in critical condition after a shooting at a bar in North York early Thursday morning. The incident occurred in the area of Jane Street and Lawrence Avenue at around 1:30 a.m.

Police have not provided any suspect descriptions.
UPDATE: Miganeh Idriss, 20, is Homicide #63.

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RELATED: They don't catch the smart ones...
Malik Mohamed, 21, of Toronto was originally arrested by Barrie police on Wednesday in connection with an unrelated matter. He was allegedly in possession of two loaded semi-automatic handguns at the time of his arrest. Andre Cunningham, 20, of Toronto, was charged earlier this week in connection with the shooting.
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LAST WORD: No farmers, hunters or skeet shooters
A well-known underworld enforcer, Antonio “Scratchy” Fiorda, 50, is the latest victim of the bitter southern Ontario gangland war purging bad blood that goes back decades.


You dance with the one...

...what brung ya...insert alt text here

"The Crown’s case is built on business relationships that SNC-Lavalin allegedly cultivated with Saadi and Muammar Gaddafi involving million-dollar bribes and kickbacks to maintain a pipeline of valuable contracts for the Québec-based engineering firm."


06 November 2019

I'm so old, I remember when...

...Canada was a democracy...

QUEBEC CITY – Francois Legault has declared that, moving forward, the only people in Quebec who will be able to obtain government services in English will be ones who can prove they are a direct descendant of the angel faced Irish Orphans from the Heritage Minute.
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RELATED: Not the Onion...
Émilie Dubois had everything she needed to settle in Quebec long term. A French citizen, she applied to come to the province after completing a PhD at French-language Laval University in Quebec City.

But the provincial government refused Dubois's residency application because one chapter of her thesis was in English.


Forget about those silly medical guys...

...I say we fly in aboriginal shamans from Nunavut...insert alt text here

In a move that has provoked baffled and outraged responses, Cornwall city council last week agreed to provide $45,000 in public funding for a new private clinic run by an ND — a naturopathic “doctor.”
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RELATED: You want some really scary stuff?
"The practice of chiropractics is playing a bigger role in health care, but few people know it started with a message from a ghost. Daniel David Palmer was a spiritualist. He said the idea for chiropractic came to him from the “other world” during a séance."


Plastic straws not the problem

"Delhi air quality... improves to ‘very poor’"...

On Sunday, the Principal Secretary to Prime Minister Narendra Modi had a meeting with states of Punjab, Haryana and Delhi via video-conference to discuss the measures to tackle air pollution.
Let's go after the real culprits...
The study, published in the journal Environmental Science & Technology, said that by cutting plastic pollution in the Yangtze River in China — and the Ganges River in India, ocean pollution could be reduced by half.


05 November 2019

Build a wall, top it with glass shards...

...dot it with gun towers and lay landmines...insert alt text here

"A group of cartel gunmen ambushed and murdered three women and six children near a rural Mormon community in Mexico, close to the New Mexico border. Relatives stated that all of the victims are dual U.S. and Mexican citizens."
It gets better... by which I mean worse...
A team of cartel gunmen torched at least 16 vehicles Tuesday, November 5, in Ciudad Juárez, resulting in the deaths of at least 10 victims.
Savages.

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:
"They leave out the fact that Oxon Hill is a dangerous ghetto and if this guy didn't get stabbed at Popeye's, chances are he'd get stabbed somewhere else."


A gang of Scientologists, Meteorologists...

...perhaps renegade nuns? It's anybody's guess...

A man in his 50s is dead after being shot multiple times at a strip mall at The Queensway and North Queen Street shortly before 1 p.m. Monday afternoon.

Police have not released a description of the suspects. Toronto’s 61st homicide of 2019.
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RELATED: Urban hunting season in full swing...
Toronto police are investigating after a man, believed to be in his early 20s, was shot to death in the stairwell of an apartment building near Danforth Avenue and Dawes Road early this morning. Police have not released any information on possible suspects.
UPDATE: Warren Pearson, 21, of Toronto...

Homicide #62.

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LAST WORD: Never a Fred or a Bob...
A man is facing nearly two dozen charges in connection with a human trafficking investigation in Peel Region, police say.

On Monday, members of the the Vice, Narcotics and Street Level Organized Crime Unit arrested and charged Jamar Ferguson, a 27-year-old Mississauga man, with 22 offences.


04 November 2019

Those Violent Sociopathic Swedes

Across Sweden, bombings and explosions have seen a significant increase. A report released in August by newspaper Dagens Nyheter claiming that the number had increased by 45 per cent nationally from the same period in 2018.
And just down the road...
On Halloween night, mobs set fires to two schools in the French city of Béziers, causing significant damage. The perpetrators also attacked police and responding firefighters.
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RELATED: Ask a beer-swilling German


03 November 2019

Seems there's never ever an AR15 in sight

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TORONTO • One person who was critically injured in a stabbing at a Halloween party in the Annex on Thursday has died in hospital, police say.

Two suspects, Jacob Alves, 19, of no fixed address and a 15-year-old girl from Richmond Hill became angry after being denied entry to the private Halloween party.

They forced their way in, slashing and stabbing people inside, and then outside as they were leaving.
UPDATE: Firdous Nabizada, 19, is Homicide #60.

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RELATED: There oughta be a law...insert alt text here
Ali Showbeg is now the poster child for why Justin Trudeau’s proposed gun bans simply won’t work.
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RELATED2: Bangers be bangin'
Police have identified 18-year-old Brampton man, Lorenzo Wright, as Peel's latest homicide victim. Police do not have any suspect information.
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LAST WORD: Ride the Rocket... if you dare
Police allege that two males followed people as they got off of a bus travelling along the Finch Avenue TTC bus route. Once they were in a residential neighbourhood, the suspects would rob the victims of their personal items and flee the scene. In one case, police say a victim was stabbed.

Two 16-year-old Toronto boys were subsequently arrested and a pistol was seized.
They don't call it "Scarlem" for nothing.


Apparently... zhe "won't be back"...

Arrogance, overreach... whatever you want to call it...insert alt text here

"All we heard about Dark Fate was how THE GRRRRLS ARE TAKING OVER, how it’s all about capital 'D' Diversity, how it condemns the cruelty of Trump’s border enforcement.

Who the hell wants to see that?"
Indeed.


02 November 2019

QOTW: "Democracy Dies in Barkness"

Trump's "Medal Dog" retweet eclipses even the infamous "Two Scoops of Ice Cream" scandal...insert alt text here**********

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LAST WORD: Shapiro ups the ante...insert alt text here


01 November 2019

Michael Bryant's car...

...has still killed more people than my guns...insert alt text here

The Toronto Police Service would like to make the public aware of a stolen firearm investigation. On Wednesday, October 30, 2019, at 10:04 p.m., officers began an investigation into the theft of an RCMP issue Smith & Wesson 9mm model 5946 pistol.

The pistol has a silhouette of a horse and rider with GRC and RCMP engraved on the right side. Also stolen were three magazines and a police radio at Sherway Gardens shopping mall.
Dudley Do-Right didn't need a nasty gun... right, Justin?

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UPDATE: Facts behind the myth...toronto's most wanted
A recent count prepared by the RCMP shows that police forces and other government agencies have lost 813 firearms since 2005.

Contacted Friday morning, the RCMP did not provide a response to The Globe and Mail’s questions concerning either Wednesday’s theft or the total number of such thefts.
Oh, it gets better... by which I mean worse...insert alt text here
"No, that's not a parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas."

"It's a list of Kanesatake Mohawk Police weapons that have (wait for it) 'disappeared'."


Our Modern World

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At around 11:40 p.m. Thursday, Toronto Police were called to a "rowdy party" with at least 200 attendees in a fraternity house near the corner of Madison and Lowther Avenues.

According to police, a fight broke out after a man and woman were denied entry to the house. The man stabbed three people and two others were hurt during the confrontation.

Little more than an hour later, a male was fatally shot in the yard at Ridgeview Public School in Brampton. Then at about 1:30 a.m., a male was shot in the area of Don Mills Road and Gateway Avenue in Toronto.
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RELATED: The Usual, well... you know
"A man murdered in the Toronto area last week has been identified as 36-year-old Ryan Lorde, a popular Nova Scotia hip hop artist and music executive.

Lorde was known within the hip hop community as 'Littles the General.' He was a member of the rap group 'The Offense' in Toronto."


"I miss him so mu... is that more cake?"

most wanted


No word yet, on how he feels about...

...living in a hand dug crawlspace for the rest of his life...insert alt text here

The Shura Council met immediately after confirming the martyrdom of Sheik Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. In audio released by the ISIS central media arm, al-Furgan Foundation, the terrorist group confirmed Baghdadi’s death and named his successor as Abu Ibrahim al-Hashimi al-Qurayhi.
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RELATED: Cowardly consumate politician...
Former Vice President Joe Biden advised President Obama not to carry out the raid that killed Usama bin Laden.
It gets better... by which I mean worse...
"Joe Biden says, ‘I’m going to make sure that we rejoin the Paris Peace Accord on day one.’ The Paris Peace Accords was a treaty to end the Vietnam War that was signed in 1973, Biden’s first year in the Senate."
Somebody needs a nap.


31 October 2019

Snakes gonna snake

Forget about eating Tidepods...

A woman in Indiana was found dead Wednesday with an eight-foot reticulated python wrapped around her neck, according to officials.

Medics arrived at the house and "attempted life-saving measures" on 36-year-old Laura Hurst of Battle Ground, but were unsuccessful.


Homicide Squad rounding up local...

...farmers, hunters & skeet shooters...most wanted

Toronto Police Chief Mark Saunders says five people — mostly teens — have been injured after a shooting at north of Black Creek Drive and Eglinton Avenue West in the city’s west end Wednesday evening.

“If we’re going to get this right, it’s not a matter of apprehension. There are a lot of moving parts to this. I think that if we can work collectively with the community … there’s no need for this to happen."
"The community," Chief... whatever do you mean?

Cheer up, it's not all bad news...
Staff Sgt. Donovan Locke said Thursday morning it’s a “good fact” that all of the victims will likely survive.
Just spitballin' here Chief... but isn't arresting these thugs literally the only thing your guys should be concerned with here?

TRAVEL BACK IN TIME WITH ME:

Did Chief Saunders really say... sweet baby jebus...
"To think we can arrest our way out of this is a falsehood."
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RELATED: And just around the corner

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LAST WORD: That's only the brahs who've been tagged...
“We are experiencing the highest number of shootings recorded to date in Toronto – a total of 237 this year – where someone has been injured or killed."
Imagine if these knuckleheads hit everyone they shot at.


Generation Deservedly Screwed

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions...insert alt text here

That $25 billion ballooned to $70 billion. And Trudeau’s promise of a balanced budget has been replaced by a $93-billion deficit over the next four years. Canada has seen that cliff before in the disastrous legacy of Justin Trudeau’s father.


Islamophobia, my hairy infidel arse!

Oh look... a couple of Ralph Goodale's homegrown Nazis...insert alt text here

A man has been arrested in the vandalism of a Jewish structure in Georgina over the weekend. Saeed Ahmad, 35, was arrested Tuesday and is charged with mischief in relation to religious property.

The same individual had posted a photo of Hitler and of a man wielding a sword on the Jewish centre’s Google page.
AND THEN THERE'S THIS:
York Regional Police say Umair Ahmad Qurashi, 33, drove by and yelled a homophobic slur at the victim. He then hit the victim and broke his phone before fleeing the area.


30 October 2019

The Usual, well... you know...

Police say the two were on the main floor of a house on Conron Place, located in the area of Weston Road and Lawrence Avenue West, at around 12:40 a.m. when two masked suspects started shooting at the residence.
Stop 'em? They can't even disarm them.

UPDATE: It gets better... by which I mean worse...
It turns out the handcuffed suspect with the gun in the back of the police car not only had previous weapons convictions, but was subject to a lifetime firearms ban!
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UPDATE2: Let's investigate who embarrassed the cops...
Saunders said the release of the video will also be part of the internal probe, describing the leak as a “clear breach of protocol and procedure.”
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REMEMBER BACK YOU WERE A KID AND PEOPLE MURDERED ALL THOSE GRANNIES?

Yeah, me neither.
Stella Tetsos, 82 was murdered in November 2015 by violent burglar Sinbad Kingsimba Marshall who ransacked her modest Scarborough bungalow.


29 October 2019

Fuck Cancel Culture

“The First Amendment is first for a reason. The Second Amendment is just in case the first one doesn’t work out.”


28 October 2019

Well, Abu... the Great Satan Trump..."

"...is running away... I guess it's Miller Time"...insert alt text hereRELATED: Smell that "professional" journalism

Washington Post describes al-Baghdadi as “austere religious scholar.”insert alt text here**********

LAST WORD: Shorter President Trump...

"Well, guys... we didn't bring all these Hellfires all the way to the Middle East just to hump 'em all the way home."


Meanwhile... I can't even get...

...a family physician...

The taxpayer-funded program offers counselling and up to $15,000 to help defeated MPs transition from the House of Commons back to the civilian world.


27 October 2019

Not anticipating any real problems

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Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) is proposing a $10 billion federal program to help former convicts work in the marijuana industry.
Can't wait for his "Hire Syrian Imams to straighten out chaotic women's shelters" program.


Dessert, anyone?

POTUS posts secret recipe for... "Ragu al-Baghdadi"...insert alt text hereYeah... we're pulling out all our troops...nudge, nudge, wink, wink...

Trump said al-Baghdadi was whimpering and crying and screaming all the way and commended the U.S. forces that successfully carried out the operation.

He died like a dog, he died like a coward.
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REMEMBERING NATHAN CIRILLO:
"This term 'lone wolf' is a cop-out...the idea that they somehow have to have a membership card in Islamic State or in al Qaeda for it to be official, fully-credentialed terror, like getting a hairdresser's license in New York State, is completely preposterous."


26 October 2019

Brave New Fantasy World

You can be whatever you want to be...insert alt text here

NEW YORK, NY—In an inspiring story from the world of professional cycling, a motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist has crushed all the regular bicyclists, setting an unbelievable world record.

Professional motorcycle racer Judd E. Banner, the brave trans-vehicle rider, was allowed to race after he told league organizers he's always felt like a bicyclist in a motorcyclist's body.


C'est What?

Now you're just being "Le Dickhead"...

Federal employees write too many English emails, says Official Languages Commissioner Raymond Théberge.
It gets better... by which I mean worse.


Sometimes I really miss...

...my 10 year-old self...insert alt text here

"The Internet has made us all proctologists."


25 October 2019

Seems a little harsh, bro...

...are we sure he was just stealing them?

"One of the last times Iran cut someone’s fingers off was in January 2018, when a 34-year-old was found guilty of 'stealing' sheep, the BBC reports."
And speaking of cutting bits off people...
An estimated 6,000 women and girls in Ireland have had their genitals mutilated, and experts warn that another 3,000 girls are currently at risk.
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MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:
Peel police have identified the 26-year-old shot and killed Tuesday night in Mississauga as Mario Ibrahim. “The victim was seated in a vehicle when the suspect walked up to the vehicle and fired several bullets."

The shooting came after another two hours earlier, this one near Derry Rd. and Hwy. 401, which left a man dead and a man and a woman injured.
But wait... there's more...
On Thursday, October 24, 2019, two men, Babatunji Fasoranti, 18, of Vaughan and Jahvon Powell, 18, Toronto were placed under arrest.
And yet again.


It worked for Justin Trudeau

Bread, circuses and sweet, sweet Morpheus...insert alt text here

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) on Thursday unveiled his proposal to legalize marijuana nationwide at precisely 4:20 p.m. EST — an homage to what has been dubbed “Weed Day.”


A little thing we like to call...

..."Natural Selection"...insert alt text here

"The now-deceased men, Mark Williams and Mark Selkirk, died from liver disease related to their alcohol consumption. Both were denied potentially life-saving transplants based on their drinking habits."
Mother Nature strengthens the gene by culling the halt, the lame and the dumbasses...
"We're not sure that he died from the deer. It could have been other medical issues. It's my understanding there's not going to be an autopsy."
He will live on forever in song and unkind limericks.

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RELATED: Nerfing the World


Diversity is our... sweet baby jebus...

Not sure what freaks me out more... the guy who actually eats the bear dicks... or the allegedly elite eco-swat team that spent six long years on his trail...insert alt text here

An Indian man, only identified as "Yarlen," was arrested Saturday after police allege that he cut off and ate sloth bear genitalia in an effort to boost his sex drive.

"We created a special cell to track him down and arrest him," the Madhya Pradesh Forest Department told the BBC. "It was our longest chase, it went on for six years."
If it only saves one ursine penis.