23 September 2019

The first 3 times are deductible...

...well... if you're Canadian political royalty...insert alt text here

Time will tell if Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s apology for wearing blackface will be accepted by Canadians. We do know he has not accepted similar apologies from his fellow Liberals facing charges of racism.
Just ask Karen Wang...
"Those statements were not in keeping with what the Liberal Party stands for and certainly that is why the individual is no longer a part of our team.”
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RELATED: The dumbassery will balance itself
The trouble comes from the concept that enthusiasm is an excuse - as if Trudeau were a small child who simply could not help himself from dressing up in Jamaican garb and singing the banana boat song... because, gosh, it was just so fun!

That Trudeau is a relatively liberal politician living in a relatively liberal country - one that markets itself as a haven of multiculturalism and tolerance and, in many ways, actually is - likely amplified the problem.

He never learned a lesson because he was always getting gold stars for doing relatively liberal things.


22 September 2019

Tried & true "Labrador Retriever" defense...

..."LOOK, LOOK... SQUIRREL!!!"...insert alt text here

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau pledged a ban on “military-grade” semiautomatic rifles in an attempt to redirect his campaign after his blackface controversy.

City News reports that Trudeau announced the rifle ban on Friday in Greektown, Toronto, the area of the city in which a gunman shot 15 people, killing two, last year.
I'm sure the bought & paid for Canadian media is all over this. Of course, not a single Canadian shooting has been perpetrated with an AR15. Zero. Zilch. Nada.

To paraphrase the late, great Jeff Cooper...
"It's a complicated and expensive solution to a problem that doesn't even exist."
The semi-automatic (one bullet at a time) AR15 is classified as a "restricted rifle" which already means Canadians with a regular firearms license have to go an extra step to acquire one. In Canada rifles are also restricted to five round magazines and you can only use this particular gun on a "restricted rifle" range.

In stark contrast, a "military grade" assault rifle is a fully automatic machine gun with 20 & 30 round magazines used by soldiers & SWAT teams.

Unlike, say... the Arab Middle East, where tossing rice at weddings has largely been supplanted by firing AK47s into the air, the Canadian public does not get to lay eyes - never mind hands - on machine guns. Ever.

Note that the AR15 is the same calibre and capacity as, for instance, Ruger's Mini-14... which can be purchased in any gun store in Canada. Trudeau's announcement is meaningless posturing of the worst sort.insert alt text hereThe AR15 doesn't begin to approach the lethality & capability of the .762 Remington M700, a much-loved staple of the Canadian deer-hunting community... and the US Marines Combat-Hunter program.

And FWIW... the Beaches shooter was a disaffected Muslim whose criminal brother (currently and for the forseeable future in a self-induced opioid coma at taxpayer expense) was tied to the guy arrested for Canada's largest-ever fentanyl seizure.

insert alt text hereThe salient point here, is that the gun used in the Beaches shooting spree, as in virtually all Canadian criminal shootings was an illegal, unregistered handgun.

Trudeau's latest "solution" is the equivalent of solving drunk driving by banning automobiles.

Wake up and smell the misdirection.

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RELATED: Don't take my word for it...insert alt text here
In August, 2018, amid a national debate over a handgun ban following a deadly shooting in Toronto’s Danforth neighbourhood, The Globe set out to answer one question central to that debate: Where do the guns used in crimes come from?


21 September 2019

“The CAUCASITY of it all”

"Persons who visited the cafe were shocked and insulted when presented with the dish"...
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Swedish furniture company IKEA transgressed against wokedness by adding jerk chicken to their cafe menu in the UK. Their version of the Caribbean dish featured white rice and green peas.

This is racist, because when people in the Caribbean say “rice and peas,” they mean “rice and kidney beans.”
The horror... I mean, it's not like UK "communities" have any bigger fish to fry...insert alt text here
"Figures reported in April showed that 73 per cent of offenders and 53 percent of victims of knife crime were of a black or minority ethnic background."
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MEANWHILE IN LOCAL DIVERSITY NEWS:
The victim of a fatal shooting in Scarborough on Thursday night has been identified as 25-year-old Charankan Chandrakanthan. Police say he was found in a vehicle suffering from two gunshot wounds.
Ask yourself... which story has upset the left more... jerk chicken or murder?


20 September 2019

FROM THE COMMENTS:

Easy for you to say, dude...insert alt text here

"I have shoe polish in my closest... and every morning it’s a struggle."


For all we know... Justin & Soapy...

...have regular fetish dress-up dates...insert alt text here

The Liberal Party leader stopped short of putting an exact number on the amount of times he’s dressed up in blackface.

“I am wary of being definitive about this because recent pictures that came out I had not remembered."
Somebody should ask whether he always sports his own underwear.


Quebec doesn't really give a crap...

...just keep those equalization payments flowing, merci...insert alt text here

"I can understand that some people were hurt by these pictures. But Mr. Trudeau said that he was sorry. I think we have to talk about something else," said Premier François Legault.

The leader of the sovereignist Parti Québécois, Pascal Bérubé, went so far as to play down the condemnations issued by Trudeau's federal rivals.

CBC News and Radio-Canada reporters interviewed more than a dozen voters in the riding of Papineau on Thursday. All but one said they would still vote for Trudeau.


19 September 2019

Remember... it's not really "racism"...

...it's over-exuberant enthusiasm...insert alt text here

“The fact of the matter is that I’ve always - and you’ll notice - been more enthusiastic about costumes than somehow is sometimes appropriate. But these are the situations that I regret deeply,” Trudeau said.
...and, apparently a fetish for cosmetics...
So, Trudeau can regret what he did, and say (a nice common touch) that he’s “pissed off” at himself, but as he kept talking Wednesday night, it was clear — by the references to brownface as makeup, by several allusions to the picture happening many years ago — that he was cutting himself the slack he has denied to so many others.

He’s different, you see. He can judge the rest of us harshly, but not himself.
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RELATED: The real gold is in the comments...
During the last election, Marc Garneau ran for PM.

His background...BA Science degree in Engineering Physics, Doctorate in Electrical Engineering, retired military officer, former astronaut, engineer, President of the Canadian Space Agency, ninth Chancellor of Carlton University.

Justin Boy has a famous last name. The Liberal party chose Justin Boy.


Trudeau "minstrel show" goes international

...almost has enough material for a NetFlix special...insert alt text here

"Then, on Thursday morning, more damaging material surfaced. Mr. Trudeau’s campaign spokeswoman, Zita Astravas, confirmed that a video posted by GlobalNews, a Canada-based news organization, showed the prime minister in the early 1990s dressed in blackface and an Afro wig."

"In the video, he is waving his hands around and sticking out his tongue."
What??!! Like dem coloured folk do? The only thing missing is watermelon & fried chicken.

EZRA UPS THE ANTE:insert alt text here


Brer Shiny Pony

UPDATE: It ain't all about groping women reporters

"Stepin Fetchit" is morphing into "stepped in dog shit"...

"The prime minister’s official director of communications did not return multiple calls."
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Trudeau was not the only person in costume at the 2001 gala event.

But, of the individuals in six photographs from the event published in the yearbook, Trudeau appears to be the only one who darkened his skin.
FROM THE COMMENTS:
"On the radio just now the Canadian Press is calling it 'brown face' rather than the death penalty offence of 'black face'."
And...
"Hey!!!!! Ralphie!!!! TIME found one of those racists for you."
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OOPS HE DID IT AGAIN... AND AGAIN?? AND AGAIN???

Fool me once, shame on you...insert alt text here
"Following this revelation, Justin Trudeau apologized and stated that he had also put on blackface during a high school performance."
...fool me three times... shame on me...

Let's ask a Liberal Spin-Doctor...liar,liar
"The video, it’s from 2003, I’m told – more recent than the photos from last night."

"In it, he acts like an ape – which leaves me to wonder if that’s what he thinks black people are like."


I know what I'd be praying for

Now that's a little strange... this "professional" journalist has absolutely nothing to say about the "plaza's prayer room" where the gunfight occured...

Aurangzeb Chaudhry, owner of a convenience store in a plaza near Jane Street & Finch Avenue, said he had just told a man where the plaza's prayer room was located, when suddenly he reappeared with a bullet wound.

He went there and got shot and he came back over here." The man then asked him to call 911.
So what religion are we talking about here? And wouldn't a house of worship be the perfect place to dodge the cops?
The two gunmen are believed to have escaped on foot, each running in opposite directions. For people who work in this plaza, they are used to the gun violence, they said.

This was the fifth time in recent memory there has been a shooting in the area.
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RELATED: The usual, well... you know
"Police have identified the 18-year-old victim in Monday's fatal shooting on Highway 410 in Brampton. He is D'rae Rhooms-Peters from Brampton."


18 September 2019

It's alive!!!

Will the Farside website be brought back to life?


We don't talk about the shooters...

...because that's racism...insert alt text here

“I think that kind of talk about sort of, you know, where this all arises from, or sort of who’s to blame, is not very constructive,” Toronto Mayor John Tory told reporters in Nathan Phillips Square.
Sorry, folks... if you're not measuring, you're not managing.

Or... in the vernacular... "If I'm lyin', I'm flyin'."

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RELATED: Michael Bryant's car has killed more people...

...than my guns...
Of Canada's two million "licensed" gun owners... 0.00555% used their firearm to murder someone. On the other hand, in 2005, 64% of accused murderers had a prior criminal record, including 6% for homicide.
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LAST WORD: 50 Things They Don’t Want You to Know
The study, published in the journal Environmental Science & Technology, said that by cutting plastic pollution in the Yangtze River — the third-longest in the world and located in China — and the Ganges River, located in India, ocean pollution could be reduced by half.


Didn't the Liberals legalise weed...

...to shut down the blackmarket criminals?insert alt text here

At 2 a.m. on Saturday, a traffic stop just outside Toronto led to a police seizure of 426 pounds of marijuana worth roughly $1.9 million if sold on the blackmarket.

26-year-old Kiryl Andrushkevich of Oakville and 32-year-old Damaris Nataren Ortega of Toronto appeared in court on Sunday.
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I guess Kiryl and Damaris didn't get the message.

BONUS IRONY POINTS:

They got pulled over for suspected impaired driving.

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RELATED: So how's that GovWeed thing going?

Oh, it gets better... by which I mean worse.


Smell the "professional" journalism...

"A quick visit to the CBC website gives me a lead story about “How the parties deal with fizzles and flops on the campaign trail” followed by '5 things Jagmeet Singh wants you to know about his turban,' neither of which I can guarantee you is anyone’s ballot question sat around the supper table."
Speaking of the big, bloated Mothership...
Journalists aren’t supposed to get gifts, they aren’t supposed to skip lines, and in terms of business, they shouldn’t be bailed out by the government.


17 September 2019

Justin Trudeau's post-national state

insert alt text here

TORONTO -- Canada’s reputation as a hotspot for birth tourism is rising fast, with new data reporting a 13 per cent increase in one year.

“It’s going up faster than immigration rates, faster than the overall population of Canada.”


Retiree in his 70s... espresso bar...

...sounds like those guys with vowels at the end of their names...

"Shortly after 6 p.m., Toronto police responded to a shooting outside Tony's Espresso Bar, near Dufferin Street and Glencairn Avenue."
Italian eatery... pro hitter... that sounds so familiar.

Homicide #46.

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UPDATE: Cops not discussing "motive"...
Vito Lapolla, 72, of Toronto, has been identified as the victim.
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LAST WORD: The new Wild West...
"A male in his 20s was found in a bullet-riddled Mercedes with serious injuries following an overnight shooting in a residential part of Mississauga."
Those darned twentyish Mississauga males.


Here's a crazy thought...

...maybe just don't kill people...insert alt text here

Democrat California Gov. Gavin Newsom on Friday announced that he has commuted the sentences of 21 prison inmates.

Most were convicted of murder or attempted murder; seven had been serving life terms with no chance of parole.
Thus rendering the phrases "life sentence" and "no chance of parole" totally obsolete. Go Dems.


Those horrible drug-dealing...

...you know... Canadians...

Canada Border Services Agency (CBSA) officers in Mississauga, Ontario intercepted two shipments originating from Iraq containing over 40 kilograms of Opium. A 61-year-old man, a 48-year-old man and a 40-year-old man are facing a slew of charges including importation of a controlled substance.
Their names? That's none of your beeswax, sister.

Not so, say party-pooping police...
"Three males, Karim Estakhri, Payam Golpayegani and Ardeshir Ghalamkari were arrested by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police."
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RELATED: Why are we soft-soaping violent crime?

That wasn't a Michael Buble video they were filming.


16 September 2019

Bad news for Kava-Nope Krowd

Alleged witness thinks Christine Blasey Ford lied...insert alt text here

Reporters Robin Pogebrin and Kate Kelly quietly admit that Christine Blasey Ford’s lifelong friend Leland Keyser did not believe her friend’s tale of a sexual assault at a party they both supposedly attended.

We spoke multiple times to Keyser, who also said that she didn’t recall that get-together or any others like it. In fact, she challenged Ford’s accuracy. “I don’t have any confidence in the story.”
And now, there's this...insert alt text here
The far-left New York Times has been shamed into adding a humiliating “correction” to its latest and now-debunked smear of Associate Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh.


Here we go again...

...Jussie Smollet 2.0...

"A former NFL player has been arrested in Georgia for vandalizing his own business with racist slurs and the phrase 'MAGA,' to make it appear as if Trump supporters and racists attacked him."
And while we're on alleged hate crimes...
The Trayvon Hoax is two things. It’s the story of how a real phone witness to Trayvon Martin's final minutes was switched for a fake witness. America got played by an epic race hoax that divided us for no reason.
Think it doesn't happen here in Canada... THINK AGAIN.


15 September 2019

Do the Toronto Raptors also sell...

...a line of team-branded yarmulkes? What about Raptor kilts, turbans, cowboy boots, rosaries or dreamcatchers?

insert alt text here

The Toronto Raptors say a new line of team-branded hijabs is part of a broader effort to be more inclusive to fans of ALL cultures.
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ASK AN AYATOLLAH:
When they ask, "Why do you not give women the freedom to appear without hijab," we should answer, "Why do you give them this harmful and threatening freedom in such a way?"
Right on, your Supremacy... the NBA & NIKE are right there with you!


14 September 2019

Infamous "cloak of invisibility" killers...

...strike yet again...toronto's most wanted

One person is dead and five people are in hospital after a shooting in Mississauga, Peel police say. It's very early in the investigation, there are multiple suspects but no descriptions have been released.
Here's the thing... those evil guns don't just escape and fire themselves. I'm thinkin' somebody was pulling those triggers.

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UPDATE: Hang on, here's a clue...
"There were reports a music video was being shot in the area where the shooting occurred."
Wait a minute... there's a correction coming in. Hmmm... and you can smell the federally subsidised "professional" journalism...insert alt text here
A music video was being filmed behind the building, but it's unknown if the shooting was related to that filming in any way.

Police are searching for "multiple individuals armed with semi-automatic weapons," who fled from the area after the shooting.
Individuals, huh? Hey, maybe it was Ralph Goodale's infamous right-wing Neo-Nazis. You go CBC!!!

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UPDATE2: Nice try CBC... let's ask Chief Chris McCord...
Another music video filmed at the location last week is believed to have motivated the attack, McCord said, adding that “information within that rap video that is challenging other people within the community.”

More than 100 shell casings have been recovered from the area so far, but officers are continuing to comb the scene.
That's some "community" you've got there, brah.


Rest in Pieces

On the bright side, there'll be plenty of familiar faces there to greet him...insert alt text here

The White House finally confirmed the long-rumored death of Osama bin Laden’s son Hamza Saturday – but provided only sparse details.

The al Qaeda heir apparent “was killed in a United States counterterrorism operation in the Afghanistan/Pakistan region.”.
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RELATED: In other Muslim "crush, kill, destroy" news...
Iran backed Houthi militia have launched "a large-scale operation involving 10 drones that targeted the two largest oil refineries in Saudi Arabia."


Apparently Kingston's biggest problem...

...isn't Nazis... or pulling down statues of Sir John A. MacDonald... it's homicidal thuggery.insert alt text hereI'm so old, I remember when we kept crazy, violent people under lock & key.

What is it the lefties say... "If it only saves one life."

UPDATE: They lived unhappily ever after...

He's not a murderer... he's a "good kid with demons."

I'm guessing the family of the guy he killed might disagree.insert alt text here"Who you gonna believe... me, or your damn lying eyes?"

A family member and a long-time friend of the stabbing suspect say the man they knew was nothing like the person captured in video footage of the attack.
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LAST WORD: I know, let's ask a cop
"Twenty-two-year-old Evan Freeman died at the scene at the intersection of Queen and Bagot Streets after violently attacking two individuals with a knife, and then turning that knife on himself."


13 September 2019

They said it wasn't humanly possible...

...but the civil service stepped up...insert alt text here

Ontario Cannabis Retail Corp. lost $42 million in the latest fiscal year, according to newly released public documents.
Maybe they should have consulted "the professionals"...
"Travel to the Bay of Quinte Mohawk Reserve and take your pick of the estimated four dozen "smoke shops" that have been fiercely competing with one another since last year."


They needed a freakin' fire truck...

...to hose down the blood-drenched neighbourhood - and that's not a hyperbolic turn of phrase...insert alt text here

Sasikaran Thanapalasingam, 38 of Toronto, accused of hacking a woman to death with a machete showed no emotion when he appeared in court on Thursday afternoon. A 9-1-1 call captured Jeganathan’s screams during the attack — that recording will be used as evidence at the trial.
Who could have seen this coming, you ask?

The short answer is... anybody with half a brain...
Thanapalasingam had been acquitted of domestic violence charges in Feb. 2018, and faced two assault allegations from 2017. He also committed multiple breaches of no-contact orders.
TIME TRAVEL WITH ME:
“In 2003, Dalton McGuinty promised to build safe communities,” one of the advertisements states. “But last year in Toronto, seven out of ten people charged with murder were out on bail or probation when those murders were committed.”
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RELATED: Remember back... you were a kid...

...and mass brawls with edged weapons broke out every couple days?

Yeah... me neither.
A teenager has sustained serious injuries after a stabbing in near near York Mills Road and Fenside Drive around 3:40 p.m. in North York Thursday afternoon.

"Reports were that there were approximately 15 to 20 people involved in a large physical altercation," said Toronto police Const. Allyson Douglas-Cook. "They dispersed prior to police arrival."
And...
Toronto police are investigating after a man was shot was shot multiple times near Islington Avenue and Rexdale Boulevard on Friday afternoon.
Say... what's different nowadays?

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LAST WORD: Hmmm... smells like a clue...
Three-hundred and twenty six people charged with firearms offences are free on bail in Toronto today, Chief Mark Saunders revealed Friday as he seeks to redistribute blame for the sudden increase in gun violence in the city over the last seven days.
To paraphrase Joe Rogan... we nerf all the hard corners and sharp edges in this brave new world... and it has come back to bite us on the ass.


12 September 2019

Pimp My Nucleotide

So what if Fauxcahontas over-stated her native anc... sweet baby jebus...insert alt text here

Jonathan Crawford is the same ancestor of Elizabeth Warren who one year earlier in 1836 served in the Tennessee Militia that rounded up Cherokees living in Tennessee at the beginning of the Trail of Tears.

Crawford was also among 600 Tennesseans who volunteered to serve in the battallion recruited by William Lauderdale to fight against the Seminoles in Florida.
I don't know why this is news... it's what Democrats do.

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RELATED: It was a kinder, gentler time...
"Elizabeth Warren wrote she was American Indian in a 1986 registration card she filled out for the State Bar of Texas. Warren’s office hasn’t disputed the authenticity of the form or reporting."


The first thing we do is...

...hang all the, well... you know...insert alt text here

Brian Prill, opposing both the SOP and the new motion, said the requirement was “a useless venture” and “virtue signaling.”

“My lived experience has been that you cannot force people to decide to do what is right,” or to enforce a “politically correct way of behaving.”
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RELATED: Not an approved religion, I guessinsert alt text here
Kapelos obviously had follow-up questions, including why Elizabeth May felt that she had to apologize for her religious faith.

May bizarrely answered that it was because the Green party was a tolerant and diverse place.


11 September 2019

Pierre-lite is counting on your apathy....

...but he legalised weed, just in case...insert alt text here

Faced with questions about obstructing the RCMP from investigating his own office, Justin Trudeau stood smiling before the cameras and tried to hide behind the facade of the civil service.

“We respect the decisions made by our professional public servants. We respect the decision made by the clerk.”
Don't let him get away with it.


Friends help you move...

...real friends help you move bodies...insert alt text here

The body of Devin Collin was found by the side of a highway NEAR WAWA in late June.

Houssein Hassan, 24, of Toronto, is charged with first-degree murder.
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RELATED: Obviously provoked beyond reason...
Friends of the victim say he gave the middle finger to the other vehicle.

Jonathan Lovo-Mayorga, 25, of London is charged with attempted murder and several weapons offences.
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BREAKING: Public machete murder in Toronto
At around 6:30 p.m. Wednesday, police were called about a man running around with a machete in the area of Morrish Rd. and Ellesmere Rd. The accused, Sasikaran Thanapalasingam, 38, is the victim’s ex-husband.

Toronto police Const. David Hopkinson, described the victim’s injuries as ‘horrific.’ She was pronounced dead at the scene.
No gun... no problem. The city’s 45th homicide of 2019.


I'm from the government...I'm here...

...to shrink-wrap you...insert alt text here

Saudi Arabia has said that the team was rogue, misinterpreting an old edict to convince Saudi dissidents to come home and killing Khashoggi by accident.
Uh, guys... just spitballin' here, but you might wanna put a little more effort into your alibis...
"Is it possible to put the body in a bag?" asked Maher Abdulaziz Mutreb, a senior member of the team, 12 minutes before Khashoggi arrived on Oct. 2.

Dr. Salah Muhammed Tubaigy, who served as forensic chief at the Saudi General Security Department, responded, "No. Too heavy, very tall too.
"
The Arab Miiddle East has its own kind of truth...

"CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY!!!"insert alt text here
Taliban jihadis killed ten people in the attack, including two NATO service members from the United States and Romania.

The assault came days after the top U.S. peace negotiator, Zalmay Khalilzad, proclaimed that nearly a year of peace negotiations with the Taliban had yielded a deal “in principle.
That's some "Religion of Peace."


Eighteen Years On...

...and I'm still waiting for the other shoe to drop...insert alt text here

Rep. Ilhan Omar stated "the Council on American-Islamic Relations was founded after 9/11, because they recognized that 'SOME PEOPLE DID SOMETHING' and that all of us were starting to lose access to our civil liberties."
WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS

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RELATED: Last sunset 9/10/2001
"Last day you could walk someone to the gate, even if you weren't flying."
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LAST WORD: "Some airplanes did some things"...insert alt text hereI blame Boeing & Airbus. I just wanna know who told the evil AR-15s.


10 September 2019

Cry Havoc... and let slip...

...the Dogs of Woke...insert alt text here

Monopoly, the infamous family board game that has ruined friendships for over 80 years, has decided to take a heavy dose of the “woke” pill. Hasbro is debuting a special edition of Monopoly which “celebrates women’s empowerment” by giving female players more money.

Better yet, male players should also have a higher chance of dying while playing, considering that 94 percent of workplace fatalities are male.
Oh, it gets better... by which I mean... sweet baby jebus...
No mention of radical Islam was made by any senators during Monday’s Senate Homeland Security Committee hearing — uniquely held at the National 9/11 Memorial & Museum in New York City, NY — days before the 18th anniversary of the Islamic terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001.


If you're not measuring...

...you're not managing...insert alt text here

While blacks make up 8.8% of Toronto’s population, they are overrepresented in...

• deadly encounters (61.5%)
• fatal shootings (70%.)
MONDAY NIGHT MADNESS
Toronto police busy with four shootings
And there's a bit of a backlog...
Toronto Police released a sketch of the gunman who took Kiesingar Gunn’s life on Tuesday — the day before the third anniversary of the Sept. 11, 2016 shooting.
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RELATED: The future is Chi-raq

It's "Lord of the Flies" with guns...
Cops say Dwight Boone-Doty and co-accused Corey Morgan murdered the little boy because his father, Pierre Stokes, runs with a rival gang. Their goal was to send a message.
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LAST WORD: The usual, well... you know
Toronto Police officers responding to a raucous party in the city’s west end found a man asleep in a car with a gun on his lap and ended up making four arrests. They are Kingslee Christie, 22, of no fixed address, Najib Adan, 28, of Mississauga, and Zyad Siddiqui, 28, and Said Keylie, 24, both of Toronto.


Skynet is already here

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Jo Evans-Pring, 63, was promoting her award-winning funky retro music diner 'Fanny's Rest Stop Café' - and even began paying for adverts on Google. Within just a few weeks, the mum-of-four, of Newport, Wales, found that her business sales were soaring once again.

But one day after Jo posted a picture of "faggots with peas and onion gravy" on her website, she got an email from Google stating the advert had been removed.
Tomorrow's special is "spotted dick."


09 September 2019

Ship of Fools List of Shame

Yes... it's a mystery...insert alt text here

"Scientists, students, filmmakers from University of Rhode Island’s Inner Space Center on a mission to 'document climate change effects' in the Canadian Arctic Archipelago have to be rescued after the ship is damaged after grounding on unexpected hard, bluey-white substance floating on the sea."
No, sorry... not "The Onion."


Those homicidal Torontonians...

...solving your problems the "old fashioned" way...insert alt text here

A Scarborough man, Mansour Jalali, 53, charged with first-degree murder in the April killing of a woman is reportedly the victim’s husband.

Toronto Police answered a call for medical assistance on Bonis Ave. — in the Kennedy Rd.-Sheppard Ave. E. area — at 11:30 a.m. on April 3. Officers found the body of Chiou-Shuang “Susan” Chen, 40, inside.
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RELATED: Obviously she wasn't listening the first timeinsert alt text here
A Toronto man, Qalid Abderesak, 24, faces charges including attempted murder after allegedly showing up twice with a gun at a Vaughan law firm... and firing multiple shots through the front window of the office.
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LAST WORD: No Gun? No Problem...

...you can just beat a man to death...insert alt text here
A 36-year-old man, Nathan Ashman of Toronto was found with serious injuries. He was rushed to hospital by paramedics where he was later pronounced dead.

“The number one challenge is ALWAYS to find witnesses who will come forward,” said Insp. Norm Proctor.
Toronto's notorious northwest end spits up another body. And, of course, nobody is snitching.


She's talkin' outta her...

...well... you know...insert alt text hereRELATED: Maybe they should ban murder...

To combat the murder crisis, detectives, prosecutors, and federal agents will begin operations to target Baltimore drug gangs and their Mexican suppliers, who have been flooding the city with heroin and fentanyl.


08 September 2019

Why do people put up with...

...the lunatic left?insert alt text here

The Democratic mayor replied. "I don't have a specific answer for you, but I think it's a good question."


07 September 2019

Say... isn't there a word for that?

Oh, yeah... SEGREGATION...insert alt text here

Former ESPN host Jemele Hill -- now a staff writer for The Atlantic -- argues in her controversial first article for the magazine that black college athletes should leave predominantly white schools.
I guess nobody's gonna be drinking out of the wrong water fountains now, huh Jemele?

Even Ontario's squishy left has a problem with scholastic segregation. So they say.

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RELATED: Court system must compensate for those...

...horrible, racist Torontonians...
Last year, Superior Court Justice Shaun Nakatsuru handed Kevin Morris, a 26-year-old first-time offender, a sentence of 15 months in custody – further reduced by three months for charter breaches related to his arrest – on account of the disadvantages and systemic anti-black racism he had faced growing up in Toronto.
insert alt text hereKevin Morris didn't shoplift some food for his impoverished siblings... he was caught carrying an illegal, unregistered gun. And there's plenty of reasons he's not a productive member of society...
Morris was raised by a single mother in a neighbourhood with high levels of violence and criminal activity. He was stabbed twice in his youth and never graduated high school.
Guessing he wasn't stabbed by the "privileged white oppressors" in his hood.

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LAST WORD: Thank you Kathleen Wynnd-farm
“When I first started on the job as an officer 30 years ago, a guy like Mascud Asser, who was caught with a gun would be facing a year in the can,” said a veteran police officer. “But with the bail reform from the previous Liberal government not anymore.”

Asser, who is in his twenties, was released on $25,000 bail with no down payment.