Blazing Catfur's pulling out all the stops...
Prizes! Death Threats, Fatwas & More Are Promised To The Winners! --Note: Personal kevlar is optional... but recommended.
FROM THE COMMENTS:
My new friend Shatzie wants me to put my... and I hope I'm getting this right... "ass on the line."
Apart from the obvious homo-erotic connotation... (a common theme in communications from my left-of-centre commenters)... it sorta sounds like an unwise thing to do.