19 April 2010

Imagine driving your car off the road...

...at 90 miles per hour...
Just spitballin' here, folks... but I'm guessing you don't need a degree in quantum physics to "foresee the possible consequences" here.

Meanwhile... in other "gravity holding shit down" news...
"Satisfies unwritten constitutional requirement that GG' be married to effete metrosexual."
Oh gawd... I think I just peed my pants.