I GUESS THE HOMEOWNER DIDN'T LEAVE HIS CAR KEYS BY THE FRONT DOOR...

-- "Toronto Police say unknown suspects were attempting to steal a vehicle from a home near Kingston and McCowan roads when a resident of the home fired a gun during the encounter. The suspects fled before officers arrived. The resident who discharged the firearm has been charged." --

 UPDATE: Francis Betinvieh, 37... is charged with discharging a firearm recklessly 

You think the cops are on your side? Think again...

-- "Pembina Valley RCMP say a 66-year-old Manitoba man is facing charges for firing shots towards the vehicles of thieves stealing from his property." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police have launched an investigation into a shooting after a man in his 30s walked into a hospital with a gunshot wound on Tuesday evening.   There is no information about a potential suspect at this time." --

Meanwhile Peel cops are busy hunting racists.

SORRY, PEASANTS... THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS...

-- "Carney described the decision to join as responding to global demand for more Canada' and boasted that his country would be highly competitive to win the trophy. As a public broadcaster, the CBC is funded by the Canadian taxpayer.   The Canadian Press reached out to the organization asking for estimates as to how much the event would cost and was denied any meaningful information." --

SAFETY BREAK... NOBODY WORKS, NOBODY GETS HURT...

-- "Toronto Police say officers investigating a shooting at the U.S. Consulate early Monday morning engaged in a high-speed pursuit of the suspect vehicle on the Don Valley Parkway before suspending the chase amid safety concerns." --

And, make sure you leave your car keys by your front door.

THE FIRST THING WE DO IS 'HANG ALL THE LAWYERS'...

-- "Frank Stronach’s lawyer Leora Shemesh alleged to Ontario Superior Court Justice Anne Molloy that the complainant’s lawyer, Shale Wagman, contacted her to 'extract money,' without formally going through litigation." --

Devil... details...

-- "Wagman allegedly said he would accept nearly a million dollars based on $275,000 damages, $25,000 in legal fees, and interest since the early 1980s." --

WAKE-UP CALL... SADLY, HE IS ALSO ESSENTIALLY DESCRIBING CANADA...

-- "'We’ve seen a general deterioration in Australia for a long time,' he told the Post. 'Australia has essentially outsourced its manufacturing. Its defense capacity is down. National identity is being lost. Education standards are down. There is a crazy socialist activism, left-wing activism.'" --

It gets better, by which I mean worse...

-- “There was not a single arrest from the riots at the Opera House, despite a number of laws being broken.   And that area, I know from security experts, is covered by high-definition CCTV.   However, the authorities chose not to act." --

Need a Canadian example?

STRANGELY THOUGH... THEY KEEP ON ELECTING THE SAME OLIGARCHS...

-- "The results, released July 16, suggest a growing disconnect between government spending policy and the priorities of taxpayers. According to MEI’s vice-president of communications Renaud Brossard, Canadians are feeling the stress that high taxes are putting on their lives." --

I'm not sure what the 'disconnect' is here...

-- "Prime Minister Mark Carney and his entourage spent $159,800 on airplane food during a single trip while dining on 'chicken chasseur, Chilean sea bass' and 'death by chocolate,' according to government records." --

Meanwhile, Americans are actually doing something about it...

-- "The latest IRS data show the top 10 counties with the largest net losses of taxpayers to other states were all located in California and New York." --

THE UTTER SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT THAT COMPELS YOU TO ASSAULT A CHILD...

-- "Leftist Canadian Kaitlyn E. Tracey, 33, slapped a teen who was wearing President Trump-branded clothing on the Jersey Shore over the Fourth of July weekend. Tracey was arrested by  Immigration and Customs Enforcement and charged with endangering the welfare of a child, simple assault, harassment and obstruction." --

NOTA BENE... Tracey was in the country illegally, the Department of Homeland Security said Tuesday.

That means she'll be deported and forever ineligible to return. 

EXACTLY WHOSE POCKETS DID THAT 200 MILLION DISAPPEAR INTO?

-- "Canada Post spent nearly $194 million on climate programs amid ever-increasing deficits, service cuts and a 46 percent hike in stamp rates, records show: ’It’s a responsibility we embrace.’" --

'ELBOWS UP' GUY JUST BENT OVER AND GRABBED HIS ANKLES...

-- "Prime Minister Mark Carney quietly handed Washington a cut of Gordie Howe Bridge tolls—breaking a 2012 agreement—and now his cabinet won’t release the secret terms of the multi-billion-dollar concession. Under the 2012 Crossing Agreement, Canadian taxpayers funded the entire $6.4B bridge project." --

And Trump isn't shy about letting everyone know...

-- “'I was able to cut a much better deal for America,' U.S. President Donald Trump wrote in a social media post." --

SO... HERE'S WHAT THE CANADIAN 'JUSTICE' SYTEM THINKS A LIFE IS WORTH...

-- "Last month, Robert Evans Jr. entered his plea and apologized to Sharif Rahman's family, in a case that has drawn widespread attention since the killing outside The Curry House on Aug. 17, 2023. His dad and uncle were previously sentenced in the case." --

It's a legal system... not a 'justice' system.

SPECIAL RULES FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE... TORONTO EDITION...

  --  "A Law Society Tribunal has ruled that Toronto lawyer Jagdeep Sikh Virk, 47, originally charged with intimate partner violence and making death threats can continue to practise. Virk claims he is innocent, but audio recordings suggest otherwise. 'OK, you whore. Listen to this... Guess what? Guess what? No body – no body, no case. No body – no charge. No body – Bitch. Bitch. No body, no murder. No body, no murder. Fuck you, whore. I’m going to fucking kill you, bitch.'"  --  

  --  The Law Society argued that in light of both the audio and the criminal charges, public confidence would be shaken if Virk was permitted to continue to practise. THE PANEL DISAGREED."  --  

Meanwhile... not a Bob or a Doug in sight.

MARX CARNAGE APPARENTLY GETS TO DO ANYTHING HE WANTS...

-- "Liberal MPs yesterday by a 5 to 4 vote quashed a Commons ethics committee probe of Prime Minister Mark Carney’s proposed $1.45 billion bailout of Metro Vancouver condo speculators. A British Columbia New Democrat MP joined Conservative and Bloc Québécois members in denouncing the plan as a costly giveaway: 'No one is buying it.'". --

It must be nice to be King.

AS CARNEY LIBERALS SEEK TO EXPAND GOVERNMENT-ASSISTED DEATH PROGRAM...

-- "A 41-year-old German palliative care doctor named only as Johannes M., has been sentenced to life imprisonment for killing 15 of his patients between the ages of 25 and 94. Prosecutors said that during home visits, the doctor administered a lethal combination of various medicines without his patients' consent. On several occasions, they said he set fires to cover his tracks."  --  

Doc Johannes was apparently quite comfortable playing God...

-- "He told the court he had convinced himself that he was doing the right thing, sparing them 'suffering and infirmity.' Prosecutors are currently investigating 76 other cases." --

IS IT TIME TO START SHOPPING FOR A HORSE AND BUGGY?

-- "Canadians should trade their cars for bicycles, says an advocacy group co-founded by former Liberal Environment Minister Steven Guilbeault. The group Équiterre of Montréal petitioned MPs to approve millions in rebates to get commuters on their bike: 'Équiterre suggests rewarding Canadians who choose low carbon ways to travel.'" --

LIBERAL PARTY, ONCE AGAIN, TALKS OUT BOTH SIDES OF IT'S MOUTH...

-- "Canadian Heritage Minister Marc Miller apologized for the Canadian Museum for Human Rights not referring to Hamas as a terrorist organization in its new Nakba exhibition. ‘Not identifying Hamas as a terrorist organization is, I think, a failure.’" --

THEY WALK AMONG US... A CONTINUING SERIES...

-- "Victor Avidago was in his Mississauga kitchen with his wife Maria. She’d just baked a cake and Victor seemed to be going to cut a slice when he suddenly turned the blade on his wife of 18 years. Their 13-year-old daughter was home sick from school that day and begged him to stop, but he continued to stab her mother 46 times." --

Is Victor being housed in your neighbourhood? You'll never know.

TORONTO GANGBANGERS ARE LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF... '

-- "In a media statement today, the group PolySeSouvient urges the federal Liberals to halt new sales of SKS models, saying it would close an obvious gap and send a clear signal. Since May 2020, Ottawa has outlawed about 2,500 types of firearms on the basis they belong only on the battlefield." --

Legal, registered firearms are a convenient target...

-- "Blurring the distinction between criminals and lawful sport shooters does not make Canadians safer. It makes it easier for honest people to be punished." --

When will the Liberals start banning specific models of cars? 

You really want to save lives... BAN SOCCER! 

HERE'S THE REAL PROBLEM...

-- "Footage played in court Wednesday showed just how nonchalant A.P. and K.A. were as they repeated instructions to shoot Selvasingam in the head, and discussed the possibility of earning a bonus if they provided video proof, Reid said." --

JUST TELL THAT TO THE CRA AUDITOR... I'M SURE IT'LL BE FINE...

-- "The Canada Revenue Agency rates as a 'success' an $18 million chatbot that gives taxpayers wrong answers 10 percent of the time, according to Access To Information records.  The Agency’s own Taxpayer Bill Of Rights states all Canadians 'have the right to complete, accurate, clear and timely information.'" --

OBVIOUSLY, THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T TRUST US TO MAKE OUR OWN JUDGEMENT...

-- "The manifesto repeatedly attacks Jews and Zionists, claiming there are 'many Jews' within the Western ruling class and stating that the author sometimes refers to it as the 'Judaeo-bourgeois class.'    While early coverage, including that of the CBC,  has largely focused on the suspect's apparent 'incel' beliefs, the manifesto itself points to a broader and more radical worldview: an amalgam of explicit antisemitism, anti-Zionist conspiracy theories, far-left anti-capitalist ideology and grievances about male loneliness and modern dating." --

The manifesto, which includes the alleged shooters name, can be found here.

IN SOUTH AFRICA THEY CALL THAT... 'THURSDAY'...

-- "A 69-year-old Canadian has been shot dead at an evening barbecue picnic known as a bush braai, at Kruger National Park in South Africa.   Authorities say it appears to be an accident... ‘A private guide accidentally discharged a firearm, resulting in the fatal injury,’ said the South African Police Service." --

UPDATE:   Hmmm.. pretty much as I thought...

-- "The 69-year-old male tourist approached the concession operator, who was holding a rifle and asked if it was a real firearm.  While the operator was demonstrating that it was a real rifle, it reportedly discharged, killing the tourist instantly." --

CBC confirms it was the nasty, evil gun...

-- "While demonstrating that it was a real rifle, the firearm reportedly discharged." --

Seems this was some sort of new AI rifle with a mind of its own.  

UPDATE: Victim in Kruger Park shooting id'd...

-- "The Canadian tourist who died in Kruger National Park has been identified as 69-year-old Yat Wing Albert Lam." --

The alleged shooter is already out on bail. 

UPDATE2: Second Canadian says South African Police are not telling the truth