28 February 2018

Meet Canada's new "Austin Powers"

The very definition of "taking one for the team"...spy games

"Daniel Jean is a career bureaucrat who came to Canada’s top job in national security and intelligence out of his post as deputy foreign affairs minister in May, 2016, with no discernible credentials in either national security or intelligence."
Which became amply evident after M. Jean's shake & bake "Indian Spy Ring" conspiracy theory collapsed entirely...
On Thursday, Surrey Centre Liberal MP Randeep Sarai confessed that it was he who greased the wheels for Atwal in India, not some cell of cunning Indian spies.
But, hey... it gets better... by which I mean worse...
Contrast the Trudeau government’s willingness to accommodate the increasingly belligerent regime in Beijing, the world’s foremost police state, with its cavalier indifference to the security concerns of Mother India, the world’s largest democracy, and you’ll see why Prime Minister Modi and Chief Minister Amarinder Singh have been a bit worried about us lately.
What has Pierre-Lite gotten us into this time?


Choices are sooooo hard...

...just let Google decide what's good for you...let google choose

"Google has removed search results for any product that contains the word 'gun' in it, including water guns, toy guns, the band 'Guns and Roses,' and even 'burgundy' from its shopping section."
So what's next on the agenda... red meat, motorcycles... owning pets?

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RELATED: Wake up and smell the "social justice"...
"The Broward County Sheriff’s Office (BSO) didn’t “miss warning signs” or make “mistakes” in not writing up reports. The Sheriff’s office did exactly what their internal policies, procedures and official training required them to do, they intentionally ignored the signs, and intentionally didn’t generate documents."


Most of the people...

...most of the time...big aboriginal

"History is no longer the collection of facts bequeathed to us by those who went before. Today it is whatever story satisfies current sensitivities, regardless of what actually happened."
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RELATED: No, not a "shithole"...
At least 17 people were killed and several others were injured when a massive garbage mound partially collapsed in Mozambique’s capital Monday after heavy rains fell on Maputo, local media reported.
And, of course, the classic...
"Well, Abdul... we got our free gas... I guess it's Marlboro Time."
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LAST WORD: Religion of... sweet baby jebus....
"A teacher at the Islamic Foundation of Toronto, one of the largest and oldest Islamic community centres in Canada, faces accusations that he removed a young boy from class and molested the child."


27 February 2018

Diversity is our...

...FLEE, FLEE, RUN AWAY!!!insert alt text here

• FEBRUARY 26 • "A North Carolina woman, Shameka Latrice Lynch, is jailed on multiple felony charges after she allegedly opened fire in a movie theater during a dispute over assigned seats at a screening of 'Black Panther,' according to police and court records."
Just another story you won't see at the CBC.

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MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:
A 35-year-old Toronto man is facing a slew of charges after he allegedly mishandled a pistol tucked into his waistband in the Entertainment District early Monday morning and shot himself in the leg.

Police identified the suspect as Bruno Ndaye, 35, of Toronto.

And then, there's this freak.
And... ...just another teacher.

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COMPARE AND CONTRAST: Oh Canada...
"If this was Fred Smith, avid deer hunter & target shooter, CBC would be planning a four part Marketplace "Tools of Satan" extravaganza. They'd be following poor Freddie to the crapper."
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LAST WORD: That's a little unusual...

...Toronto media outlet includes ethnically specific information...
The homicide unit has taken over the investigation and police said they are searching for a white male suspect who has a goatee and was wearing a black jacket and a blue hoodie.
Okay... now I get it.

Wait... CP24 seems to have omitted some info here.


FROM THE COMMENTS:

"So the lawyer representing a terrorist that was suing the Canadian government gets appointed to the federal court by the leader of the Canadian government. I need to sit down for a second."


One side has 400,000,000 firearms...

...the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use...

six minute war

A local Minneapolis daily paper reported that a graffiti artist was writing “Kill The NRA” on billboards...

NRA spokeswoman Dana Loesch had a brutal response, asking, “Kill us with what?


26 February 2018

Never a Winston Churchill around...

...when you really need one...clouseau

"There is something going on with sexual offending in London that we don’t fully understand."


I guess everybody has an inner...

...part-time high school drama teacher...tit for tat

“I look forward to dressing myself and my family in large Stetson hats, a scarlet uniform, and yelling ‘yeehaw!’” said Modi at a press conference with Trudeau. “I will smile and pose for the cameras, and ride a horse through Parliament as per the Canadian tradition.”
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RELATED: Canada strikes gold...tit for tat
“That move where she climbs up him and sits on his face might actually be the dirtiest thing we’ve ever posted,” said Pornhub spokesperson Carolyn Chen.
[NB... yes, I am aware that this link is a humour website.]


25 February 2018

So, forget the hummus...

...and file a Human Rights complaint already...gay old time

"The mosques are not welcoming us, our community is not welcoming us, and our families are abandoning us," said Ottawa resident Yusuf Celik, the founder of Gay Muslims United."
If you can sue a bakery into the ground over a "gay" wedding cake, why not a mosque... or all the unwelcoming "community" businesses?

Ah... that's different... right? A Colorado cake baker isn't likely to decapitate you in a very public and gruesome manner.

Maybe Yusuf should request a meeting with Prime Minister Justin al-Kanadi.

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RELATED: In other foodie/social justice news...
"But in the end, veganism, God and a lesbian-free lifestyle weren’t enough to save her, Lopez’s niece revealed."


24 February 2018

FROM THE COMMENTS:

Suddenly, everybody's an expert....do it yourself

"It's just too easy to dodge those slow lumbering pistol bullets."
The soaring wisdom of MSNBC.

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RELATED: Who could have seen this com...

...sweet baby jebus...
"The tipster pointed the FBI to several social media accounts, including one called “CRAZYNIKOLAS,” where Cruz had posted pictures of his guns and mutilated animals and threatening comments such as, “I want to kill people.” He also wrote about killing himself, said the woman."
All this screaming about enacting new legislation... how about enforcing the laws already in place?

And, btw... there were multiple calls to the FBI.

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LAST WORD: Quote of the Week
"Let's talk about what went wrong with government before people start talking about taking away rights."


23 February 2018

Actual "Toronto Red Star" Headline

Courtesy of Rick Salutin...cold dead soulI'm thinking my son isn't going to be too happy about this latest revelation.

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RELATED: Here's some "gun enthusiasts"...

...the Toronto Star doesn't want to talk about...

A shooting in the city’s Rexdale neighbourhood has sent an adult male victim to a trauma centre with life-threatening injuries. The incident took place at around 9 p.m. in the area of Albion Road and Islington Avenue.
Or how about...
Two men are under arrest after shots were fired at a car, while people were sitting inside, in Parkdale. It happened around 7:15 p.m. on Queen Street West, near Lansdowne Avenue.
Bear in mind, these two incidents happened Friday night, within two hours of each other.

I anxiously await Mr Salutin's column on who is actually shooting who in Toronto.

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LAST WORD: It's not a lie...

...it's an "updated timeline"...
Earlier this month, CTV reported that the first accuser updated her timeline to reflect that she was not in high school or under the legal drinking age during the alleged incident.


Well, they do say Newfies...

... are a very friendly people...miracle drug

ST. JOHN’S, N.L. — Health officials say they’re dealing with an outbreak of sexually transmitted syphilis in eastern Newfoundland. Sarbu says they have already seen people with irreversible hearing and vision loss through infectious neurosyphilis.

About 24% of the cases were co-infected with HIV and 13 have progressed to neurosyphilis.
Don't despair lads... your miracle drug is on the way!


Diversity is our...

...oh my gawd...

The officer serving as second in command at Toronto’s troubled 13 Division had his Bradford home raided as Peel Regional Police investigated an alleged immigration scam earlier this month.

Acting Insp. Paul Qureshi’s wife, Mariam Qureshi, 36, her mother and the alleged ringleader, Sakia Mojadiddi, 61... are now charged with fraud-related offences from a scheme that police allege fleeced victims from the Middle East who dreamed of bringing loved ones to Canada.
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RELATED: The New Entrepreneurs
TORONTO — Two 18-year-old men are facing a combined 52 charges for allegedly pimping a woman and shooting her in the buttocks when she tried to escape. Dante Thaxter, 18, of Peel Region, and Tyrel McLean, 18, of Hamilton, are each facing 26 charges that include trafficking, firearm offences, aggravated assault and threatening death.


22 February 2018

From the folks who brought you...

...Colten Boushie...

They are not a new council,” Good said. “There is a new Chief, but he has been on council for three or four terms now. It’s the same names, same people and the same lack of progress or initiative that we’ve seen there for decades.”
Boushie, Boushie... that sounds so familiar.

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BREAKING: New aboriginal shitstorm coming

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RELATED: Meet CNN's 'random high school student'

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LAST WORD: In other "Indian" news...

...Justin sure has some pathetic, whiny friends...
"Atwal said it was unfair to raise his criminal conviction for shooting visiting Punjabi cabinet minister Malkiat Singh Sidhu on Vancouver Island in 1986 given how long ago the crime occurred, Canada Postmedia said."

"He blamed 'enemies' for circulating the photos."
Oh, waaaaah!

P.S. - "Atwal later admitted to the parole board that he was the shooter that day, the report said."


Revenge of the Vagina People

Sarge... we got to get us some "War Barbies"...oohrah

"Obviously, the number of women who are capable of all that is vanishingly small in the general population. Heck, the number of men who can manage it is no doubt far below one percent. Why do you think we call them the few and the proud?"
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RELATED: The Wrong Stuff
A Marjory Stoneman Douglas school resource officer was suspended without pay after Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel said video shows him taking up a defensive position during the shooting but never entering the school. “He should have went in, addressed the killer, killed the killer.”

Peterson was armed and on campus during the shooting Israel said. Since he met the requirements for retirement, Peterson opted to resign after he was told he was being suspended, Israel said.


More costume changes than...

...a Cher concert...imbecile

"It's very choreographed, ... these Bollywood-style outfits every public event he does. What does it say about the real purpose of the visit?"
Remember, it's only "cultural appropriation" when a Conservative does it.

COMPARE AND CONTRAST:
Most of Harper’s visit centred on trade as Canada was in negotiations with India for a free-trade and foreign investment agreement. Harper also made the flow of trade between Canada and India the focus of a six-day visit to India in 2012, when he attended the World Economic Forum in Guragon.
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LAST WORD: Say, Justin... who's your friend?
"Jaspal Atwal, convicted of the attempted murder of an Indian cabinet minister, Malkiat Singh Sidhu, on Vancouver Island in 1986, was invited to dine with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau at a formal event hosted by the Canadian High Commissioner Thursday in Delhi."
And...
The Atwal story is generating headlines across India that will make the Canadian government squirm. Headline after screaming headline reports that a "Khalistani terrorist" had been invited to an event with Trudeau.

Indian television is running the photos of Atwal with Trudeau's wife.
AND...
Trudeau appeared grim Thursday morning during a visit to one of the biggest mosques in India. He did not respond to a question thrown at him at the mosque photo op, nor did he respond when questions were repeatedly shouted at him at the cricket pitch.
Oops.


21 February 2018

Let the Book-burning begin...

insert alt text here

"In the wake of the Florida hit and run, David Miller said Shoppers Drug Mart should stop promoting these 'death machines' in its stores by stocking 'Car and Driver' magazine."
UP NEXT: Fine Woodworking Magazinebullshit**********

RELATED: While we're on weapons...
Recent statistics from 2016 show that knives actually kill nearly five times as many people as rifles that year. According to the FBI, 1,604 people were killed by “knives and cutting instruments” and 374 were killed by “rifles.”
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UPDATE: Diversity is our... dammit!!!
TORONTO - "21-year-old Aruran Suthakaran has been charged with second-degree murder. in connection with the death of Anik Stewart last week."


What would Vince Foster say?

"Solomon is not alone. The Wall Street Journal is tracking the story. And earlier this month, investigative journalist Peter Schweizer cryptically told SiriusXM radio that federal authorities should 'convene a grand jury' in Little Rock and 'let the American people look at the evidence' about the Clinton Foundation."


20 February 2018

"Willis was no stranger to the law"...

...or apparently, to the "not law" either....

A Brampton man gunned down in a hail of bullets has been identified as a [wait for it] father and notorious gang leader in the GTA who recently vowed to “go on the right path” in life. “I’ve matured greatly. I’m not the same,” Willis said in the Toronto courtroom.

Oliver Augustus Willis, 37, known as “Twinky” and at one time a leader of one of the Crips’ Toronto factions, according to Toronto police, was fatally gunned down just before 2:45 p.m. on Feb. 19.
Somebody guzzled Twinky.

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BLAST FROM THE PAST: Travel with me to 2010
Willis believed he was finally on his way to owning Bentleys and mansions, befitting a man with the “The World Is Mine” tattooed on his upper right arm.

I’ll be king of the streets,” he predicted.
And then somebody changed his horoscope. The real irony here is... his favorite movie was probably "Scarface."


Where there's a will, there's a...

...whatever this is...OH BABY

"The Rent-a-Womb industry now appears to be flourishing in communist Laos, one of Asia’s poorest countries."
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COMMENT OF THE DAY:
Is this deal open to everyone? I'd like to buy $750 million from Canada for $250 million as well.


I wonder if his lawyer will use...

...the Canadian 'hockey stick' defense...

"The young man, who lives in the municipality of Karlskrona, was brought before the Blekinge District Court last week on charges of abuse and assault. He is alleged to have struck his younger sister with a baseball bat several times while yelling at her 'wear a veil', 24Blekinge reports."


19 February 2018

Farmers, hunters & skeet shooters...

...are not the problem...

FREEDOM

"Did the gun change or did you as a society change? I'll give you odds it was you as a society. Because you started glorifying cultures of violence. You glorified the gang culture, you glorified games that actually gave you points for raping and killing people."

"The gun didn't change, we changed."
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RELATED: School shooting should never have happened
"Nikolas Cruz was well-known to school and mental health authorities and was entrenched in the process for getting students help rather than referring them to law enforcement. Broward County schools once recorded more in-school arrests than any other Florida school system. But that harsh approach fell out of favor."
Poor little Nikolas... the system saw this coming... and they did nothing to stop it. Even the local cops AND FBI knew. The do-gooders as much as killed those 17 people themselves.

Unlike, say... this brave individual.

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RELATED2: Come for the exotic eats...

...stay for the firefight...
Peel Regional Police were called to a Brampton residence around 2:30 p.m. at Vodden St. and Cumberland Dr. Oliver Augustus Willis died at the scene. “This is an 'isolated incident' and there are no suspect leads.”
Isolated, you say?
In a second incident, at about 9 p.m. some 15 km away, another 37-year-old man was shot in the Vanderpool Cres. and Almond St. area.
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LAST WORD: How about a National Lunatic Registry?
"If police could have stopped bus-beheader Vince Li, or PATH killer Rohinie Bisesar, or mugger Calvin Nimoh before they murdered innocent bystanders... would it not have served the greater good?


Diversity is our...

...what the f@ckin' f@ck...DEATH WISH

"Ying Zhang, Zhi Guang Zhang and Wei Zhang weren't charged with any crimes, despite the evidence that they were peddling opioids that kill people."
Even the mother of two dead junkie sons isn't willing to point the finger at the people bringing this poison to our shores.

RELATED: Brave new egalitarean world...
"That’s a conversation that’s a little difficult to have with a 2-year old."


The capricious and unknowable...

..."Will of Allah"...twats

Five women were shot dead in an apparent Islamist attack on an Orthodox church in Russia’s North Caucasus region of Dagestan on Sunday. A bearded man ran towards the church shouting ‘Allahu Akbar.’

The attacker, a local man in his early 20s, was “eliminated” by police fire.


18 February 2018

Another bit of advice...

...for the Canadian Citizenship Guide...pencils write poetry

“We certainly do not want to have 'gunfire happening' on the highways,” OPP Sgt. Kerry Schmidt said Saturday.”
It's social meteorology, bro... "gunfire happens!"

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RELATED: Come for the shopping...

...stay for the firefight...
"Toronto police say two males in custody after one of them was allegedly seen walking through the Eaton Centre with a gun on Saturday evening."
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LAST WORD: Comment of the Week...liar,liar
"But our Veterans cost too much."


17 February 2018

Measure Twice...

...Cut Once...twit

"This is where Feminist Chewbacca came unstuck. Reblogging a post she had found on Visual Poetry, she had probably not counted on being fact-checked by an actual linguist. Her poorly chosen examples were deconstructed one by one, until she began to look rather basic, and a bit silly."


16 February 2018

How Now Brown Cow?

Premier Kathleen Wynne was told three weeks ago that a Liberal cabinet minister sexually assaulted and abused a woman, former Liberal MP and lawyer John Nunziata tweeted Thursday night.

That was right around the time sexual misconduct allegations emerged against former Ontario PC leader Patrick Brown.
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RELATED: The hypocrisy will balance itself...
"In December, the Liberal government made changes to Canada’s arms export rules to allow the sale of machine-guns and other small arms to Ukraine."
Sunny Ways, right?

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BREAKING: Making Tim Hudak look smart...
The recording was obtained on Friday morning, one day after Global News aired an interview with Brown in which he appeared to suggest that he never actually resigned as party leader.
Guess which of these stories is featured prominently at the CBC website.


Diversity is our...

...sweet baby jebus...

The dismembered corpse of 18-year-old Pamela Mastropietro was found earlier this month in two suitcases, but was missing her neck, heart and genitals. The body had been deboned and washed in bleach.

“What we have seen in the case of Pamela are the same methods the Nigerian mafia systematically employs elsewhere. It is a routine to cut victims into pieces and, in some cases, to eat parts of their bodies.”
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RELATED: It's all relative, I guess
"You have to be in bad shape to want to risk your life to get to Yemen."
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MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:
"Mustafa Yusuf Ahmed, 30, wanted on a Canada-wide warrant for 18 months has been arrested in Toronto and charged with second-degree murder in the ByWard Market shooting death of Omar Rashid-Ghader, one of the original members of Ottawa’s most notorious street gang."
And...
A 21-year-old man, Anik Stewart of Toronto. has died after a shooting in Toronto’s east end early Thursday morning. Police were called to the area of Old Kingston Road, near Military Trail, around 1 a.m., after receiving a call about a man lying in the middle of the street.
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LAST WORD: The more things change...

...the more they stay the same...
On a snowy night on Jan. 31, 2000, police officers, who were patrolling the area, found a man slumped in the driver’s seat of a 1977 Pontiac Parisienne near Yorkwoods Gate and Jane St., just south of Finch Ave. W. A witness, who was walking in the area at the time of the shooting, heard a single gunshot and saw the men running from the parking lot where the victim’s car was parked.

The three men were described as Black, in their early 20s, and were wearing dark baggy clothing. Gallant said investigators would like to speak to them as they might have witnessed the shooting.


15 February 2018

Khadr, Boyle, Boushie...

...what exactly does it take to get Justin Trudeau's attention?firewater & firearmsjustin al-kanadikhadr connectLAST WORD: Just the facts, ma'am


Maybe they were too busy...

...trying to topple the duly elected president of the United States...

Last fall, a Mississippi bail bondsman and frequent YouTube vlogger noticed an alarming comment left on one of his videos. "I'm going to be a professional school shooter," said a user named Nikolas Cruz. The YouTuber, 36-year-old Ben Bennight, alerted the FBI, emailing a screenshot of the comment and calling the bureau's Mississippi field office. He also flagged the comment to YouTube, which removed it from the video.

"No other information was included in the comment, which would indicate a time, location, or true identity of the person who made the comment," special agent Robert Lasky told reporters. "The FBI conducted database reviews, checks, but was unable to further identify the person who made the comment."
Dear "Very Special Agent" Lasky, let me see if I understand you... Nikolas Cruz didn't actually leave you his address and phone number... so you gave up?

From the self-same people who didn't stop Mohammed Atta either.

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UPDATE: Gun control, my arse...

...this was totally preventable...
Before Nikolas Cruz carried out his mass killing at a Florida high school this week, the Broward County Sheriff’s Office responded to his home 39 times over a seven-year period, according to disturbing new documents. The nature of the emergencies at his Parkland home included “mentally ill person,” “child/elderly abuse,” “domestic disturbance” and “missing person,” KTLA reported.
How about a little criminal/lunatic control?


No Honkies Need Apply

HALIFAX — "Dalhousie University stated, “We have embarked on the process of selecting a new vice-provost student affairs,” adding that the search 'will be restricted to racially visible persons and Aboriginal Peoples at this time.'"

"The recruitment process raises questions about whether such restrictions could be a form of either tokenism or discrimination."
Apparently Dalhousie University feels there are no non-white candidates in the whole country who could be expected to get hired on merit alone.

Yet again... the soft bigotry of low expectations.


14 February 2018

Words you never wanna hear...

...outside of a James Cameron film extravaganza...the better way


Tru-dope

If it only saves one life...

The risk of a fatal accident among young drivers spikes by 38 per cent in the hours after 4/20 celebrations, according to new research from UBC and the University of Toronto.

The finding suggests that mass marijuana celebrations may not be entirely without consequences.
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RELATED: Where's my medicine?
A statement issued by the French health ministry confirmed that one of the volunteers is in an "état de mort cérébrale", or "brain dead."
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LAST WORD: Who ya gonna believe?
The Canadian Medical Association repeated its concerns about health risks associated with cannabis, particularly in its smoked form. It urged the government to set the legal age at 21.
Sorry, fellas... Dr Justin says he's going with 19.


13 February 2018

Not crazy at all

The former chief-of-staff of Iran’s armed forces said Tuesday that Western spies had used lizards to “attract atomic waves and spy on his country’s nuclear program.


Peoplekind Redux

“It’s time to end gendered language, because that’s what the Epersonscipation Proclamation was all about.”


12 February 2018

Gerald Stanley Trial...

...an addendum...

The last 5 chiefs of Red Pheasant have been Larry Wuttunee, Stewart Baptiste, Charles Meechance, Sheldon Wuttunee, Clint Wuttunee.

Oh and if you google each chief's name, it seems armed robbery and assault are a familial occupation.
And another...
"If a person is to be tried for a crime, he is to have some opportunity not to be tried by 12 sociology professors, or by 12 adherents of the ruling political party, or by 12 cousins of the richest man in town."
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RELATED: Justin's Scoobydoo Justice System

Forget the rule of law says Shiny Pony...
There is not a potential juror in Saskatchewan who does not now know that the Prime Minister, the Justice Minister, and the Minister responsible for Indigenous Services, believe that Colten Boushie’s family did not get justice, and that Gerald Stanley should be sitting in a jail cell today to await his sentencing hearing.
But wait... it gets much, much better.

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UPDATE: Justin's "racist" jury system...
“You could audibly hear some of them talking amongst themselves, discussing how they were going to hang Stanley, or they were going to make sure he gets hung, or that if they don’t get the results they want, that they were going to handle it themselves.”
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FROM THE SDA COMMENTS:
Interesting comment from a poster at the Stanley trial...

I have friends who attended the trial and what was not entered as evidence was: surveillance video from approx. 2 AM the same day showed these young people robbing the liquor store in Cut Knife, and later that day they were kicked out of the Maymont bar for disorderly conduct, plus the farm where the stock on their rifle was broken due to attempting to break a truck window, and other vehicle prowling was done cost that farmer more than $4900.


Canada's "national broadcaster"...

Where it's always "Black History Month"...

Student Azjani Senior said do-rags are head coverings traditionally worn by black people to help preserve hair styles, and said when she walked into class and saw the teacher wearing one, she confronted him and told him it was "a bit racist" and that he should stop wearing it.

Senior's mother, Debbie Miles, told Here and Now she was "quite shocked" when her daughter told her about the incident.
Who will we be sacrificing on the altar of political correctness today?
School principal Dave Chambers read a statement to CBC Toronto, wherein he explained the idea to wear do-rags came from a Black History committee.
Oh, Dave. The "road to hell," buddy.

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RELATED: Black Lives Matters, Toronto...

...was apparently unavailable for comment...
A man who was found by police with gunshot wounds after being tossed from an SUV in the Bayview Village has died in hospital. He is identified as Isahaq Omar, 36. This is Toronto’s sixth murder victim of 2018.
And...
Four men are facing a total of 31 charges in connection with a human trafficking investigation involving two teenage girls, Toronto police say. Jahdine Desir, 19, Dane Cato-Simpson, 22, and Tahje Tucker, 18, are facing several charges. A fourth man, identified by police as 45-year-old Sukminder Lota, of Brampton, has also been charged.
We now return to our in-depth coverage of race-based head coverings.

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LAST WORD: It's all [culturally] relative, I guess...
Baltimore is at 11 days and counting without a homicide.

I am losing my mind thrilled,” said Baltimore Ceasefire organizer Erricka Bridgeford. For days, she said she’s been staying up until midnight, to see if the city has made it through another day without a killing.

It’s really exciting,” she said. “Baltimore deserves this boost of love.”


11 February 2018

I wonder if Justin and the...

..."unlimited abortion on demand" crowd will be available for comment...

FLORHAM PARK, N.J. -- One-year-old Lucas Warren's contagious smile won over executives at Gerber baby food who have made him their "spokesbaby" this year.


10 February 2018

You know what's really shocking?

An armed, intoxicated raiding party, expecting to be welcomed with open arms...firewater & firearms

Several people in the courtroom yelled "Murderer!" seconds after a Saskatchewan jury found Gerald Stanley not guilty of killing Colten Boushie early Friday evening.
Perhaps the trick here would have been more evidence... and less mystical aboriginal ju-ju...
Throughout the trial, Alvin Baptiste, Boushie's uncle, has held an eagle feather inside and outside the courtroom. He said it represented "truth and justice," which Popescul passed on to the jury early in the trial.

"It appears to them that you are motioning or shaking the feather at Mr. Stanley," said Martel Popescul, chief justice of Saskatchewan's Court of Queen's Bench. The chief justice said that was distracting to the jury.
And totally devoid of magical properties, he might have added.

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RELATED: Stuff you won't hear at CBCjust the facts

"All five aboriginals were consuming alcohol. Later, they got a flat tire and drove onto a farm 15 kilometres northeast of Stanley’s farm, where at least one person tried to steal a truck."

Translation: They were shitface drunk. They stopped at two previous farms and attempted to steal vehicles. They broke the stock on their rifle attempting to smash a truck window.

"A grey SUV was driven onto the Stanley farm and that someone from the SUV attempted to steal a quad."

Translation: The Stanley farm was their third stop on this firewater-fuelled "steal-a-thon."

"A .22-calibre rifle barrel with a bullet in the chamber was found next to Boushie’s body, and that an empty box of .22-calibre cartridges, as well as 17 live rounds and 11 spent casings compatible with the rifle, were found inside the SUV."

Translation: These folks were armed & dangerous. The rifle had been previously fired out the window of the vehicle... at what, nobody apparently knows or admits to.

"Two people who were in an SUV with Boushie admitted lying in police statements. One also said he lied under oath during Stanley’s preliminary hearing."

Translation: Absolutely everything these people said is suspect.
It's surprising how "touchy" juries can be about a little perjury these days. There was no other possible verdict given the circumstances.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"Let's just change things around a wee bit - 5 drunken redneck Canadians with a loaded rifle trespass on an Indian reservation and attempt to steal a truck at three different homes..."
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LAST WORD: Dear Caucasians of Saskatchewan...

...you're all irretrievable, murderous racists...insert alt text here
"Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, in the midst of a trip to California, immediately expressed his support for the Boushie family, as did the Justice Minister. Given that this case is likely to be appealed, this political rush to criticize the verdict seems imprudent at the very least."
I blame Sir John A. MacDonald. And residential schools.


09 February 2018

Look who gets another...

...kick at the cat, er... taxpayer...hang the lawyers

"Husbands, whose lawyers had put forward a defence of not criminally responsible due to post-traumatic stress disorder, was sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole for 30 years."
Thing is, Judge... it's gonna take a SWAT team to round up a jury of his peers.

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RELATED: Christopher Husbands, Christopher Husbands...

...that sounds so familiar.

Speaking of dead bodies...
"A 32-year-old man, Yasir Baig who is charged in connection with "an absolutely horrific crash" in Mississauga, which killed a 22-year-old woman, was released on $52,000 bail Thursday afternoon."
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LAST WORD: Remember, back... you were a kid...

...all those people getting shot just down the street?

Yeah... me neither.
A man was rushed to hospital via emergency run after a shooting in the city’s Bayview Village area late Thursday night. It happened outside some homes near Burbank Drive and Canary Crescent, which is in the vicinity of Bayview and Finch avenues.


08 February 2018

Unexceptional Exception

Many of his beliefs are perfectly unexceptionable – or would have been, until recently. He does not believe that women are systematically oppressed by men, or that Western culture is the source of all the world's ills, or that the idea of gender binaries is a vicious fiction. Only in a world dominated by identity politics would he be demonized as a dangerous reactionary.

The reason is that millennials have been brought up with almost no practical advice about how to live. They've been told that "there is no real good, and no true virtue," and that morality is no more than a matter of personal opinion.
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RELATED: Unicorn farts & Pixie dust...

...paid for with your tax dollars...
"Outrage is mounting over a publicly funded Ontario college’s plan to launch a diploma program in homeopathy, a practice based on the philosophy that illness can be treated with massively diluted substances — so super-diluted scientists say the “remedies” are virtually water."
The magical beliefs of Premier Kathleen Wynndfarm.

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LAST WORD: Winning by failing?
There’s an epidemic of self-diagnosis among young people, there’s a race to multiply pathology, there’s a glorification of disorders like borderline personality disorder, which is rare. When being the most oppressed victim gives you the highest status, then it’s a race to the bottom.


Suddenly... nobody's squawking about...

..."cultural appropriation"...

Jacinda Ardern, the pregnant prime minister of New Zealand, is considering a request by Maori leaders to bury her placenta at the spot where Britain signed the treaty that led to the founding of the nation state.

“The fact that the suggestion was made and that there were elders alongside me who really acknowledged that — it felt like a significant gesture.”
First of all... yuck... and, second... how do you stop the ferrets from digging it up and feeding it to their pups?

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RELATED: Is there a Canadian equivalent?

How about, "Let's throw another Jesuit on the barbie?"
"To prevent him from speaking more, they cut off his tongue, and both his upper and lower lips. After that, they set themselves to strip the flesh from his legs, thighs, and arms, to the very bone; and then put it to roast before his eyes, in order to eat it."


07 February 2018

Sarah Thomson has not responded...

...to requests for comment about Paikin's rebuttal...

"Okay, now it’s my turn."

"This is my response, written by me, not a committee of lawyers or spin doctors at 4 o’clock this morning. Yes, I’ve had a bit of trouble sleeping since this all came to light. And this is my statement, not my employer’s..."
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RELATED: Yup... let's keep on "honouring"...
Sports Illustrated magazine is set to honor the ongoing #MeToo movement in its annual Swimsuit issue this year by featuring its first-ever nude photograph collection.


#TalesFromTheHood

Shortly after, the story that Smith was executed began to circulate from Smith’s friends and family. “We’re not protected and we don’t know how we’re going to be protected. A traffic stop turns into an execution, it’s scary,” a family friend, Devon Hatchett said.

Thankfully for the officers involved, they had tangible video evidence that showed exactly what happened that Sunday morning. After mounting pressure from those involved with the 17-year-old, the North Little Rock Police Department released the dash cam footage of what transpired that morning.

The video clearly shows that Smith pulled a gun and tried to shoot police.
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RELATED: Credibility is key
"One witness in the car told the jury she saw Stanley shoot Boushie twice in the head, but she had earlier told police she didn’t know who shot Boushie."
Why is nobody ever charged with perjury in these affairs?


06 February 2018

Revenge of the Vagina People

From the guy who brought you... "The budget will balance itself..."oh, barfMeanwhile, back at the ranch, er... Prime Minister's Office...

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UPDATE: Twitter finds the Twit

twit

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UPDATE2: I was Seinfelding, says Trudeau

"But others suggested that viewing the full version of the exchange makes it clear Trudeau wasn’t being entirely serious, and Trudeau himself has now endorsed that explanation."


If Trump is so venal and stupid...

...why couldn't Hillary win without cheating...

"It is troubling enough that the Clinton Campaign funded Mr. Steele's work, but that these Clinton associates were contemporaneously feeding Mr. Steele allegations raises additional concerns about his credibility," the senators wrote to Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, who oversees the Russia probe, and FBI Director Christopher Wray.
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RELATED: The perfidy of career politicians
"A January 11, 2017 statement from McCain attempted to explain why he provided the documents to the FBI but did not mention how he came to possess the dossier or whether he knew who funded it."
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LAST WORD: Obama wanted in
On Sept. 2, 2016 — just weeks away from election day — Ms. Page texted Mr. Strzok, her lover, about preparing a report for then-FBI Director James B. Comey because “POTUS wants to know everything we’re doing.”
And that's gonna come back and bite President Hopey-Changey on the ass.


Think it couldn't get any worse?

Think again...liar,liar

Instead of welcoming a chance to stop failing expensively, the ministers all looked as though they’d just been threatened in a back room and then dragged out by their heels to the microphone.
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RELATED: Nobody smokes a joint...

...wanting to avoid the high.


05 February 2018

Another story you won't see...

...on Canada's taxpayer-supported "national broadcaster"...

Nearly 50 years ago, the Watergate scandal forced a president from office. The Left thought it could do it again. But the Nunes memo—and the millions of documents and hundreds of hours of interviews behind it—makes clear that rogue elements within the FBI and Justice Department broke the law in an attempt to use the police power of the United States government first to throw the election to Hillary Clinton and then to destroy the presidency of Donald Trump.

This cannot stand. There must be consequences. And they must be swift, public, and severe.
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RELATED: Crack CBC investigative team...

...nowhere to be seen...

It's not like she actually grabbed him by the pussy... well, you know...
"In 2002, former Toronto mayoral candidate Sarah Thomson offered to sleep with former media baron Conrad Black in exchange for an interview. In 2013, she told the Star the comment was made as a joke."
Sauce for the goose?


Riots erupt all over urban America...

...as visible minority lugers say... "We won't take it anymore"...

USA Luge had 87 national team athletes in 2015, and for a second straight year had zero percent minorities.
I had been under the impression that the Olympics was the ultimate meritocracy... but I guess I was mistaken.

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RELATED: I blame Walt Disney!!!
"A Massachusetts high school canceled a screening of the movie Cool Runnings after receiving complaints from the school community that the movie is 'racially insensitive.'"
C'mon, America... make up your mind.

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LAST WORD: It's all culturally relative...
More than 20 people in a northern Indian town tested positive for HIV after a fake doctor used contaminated needles and syringes while treating them for colds, coughs and diarrhea, a health official said.

Villagers are ignorant about hygiene,” explained Mehtab Alam, a project manager for Raza Hussain Memorial Charitable Trust.
No... not a shithole.


And yet again, the "book burning" starts

If you get all your news from Canada's "national broadcaster"... you're getting conned... and paying for it...

A small group of people played the drums on top of the concrete square Sunday afternoon where the statue of Halifax founder Edward Cornwallis once stood for 87 years.

They're celebrating the statue's removal from the park that's still named after him.
Remember, the federal government gives the CBC a billion taxpayer dollars every year.

So what is the actual story here? Don't expect to get that on The National...
It seems relevant to note that Abbe Le Loutre was also paying cash for hair — he doled out 1,800 French livres to Mi’kmaq warriors for 18 English scalps.

If we’re looking for the villain responsible for all that bloodshed and sorrow almost three centuries ago, however, we’ve punished the wrong man.
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RELATED: You can never have enough "affirmative action"

From the comments...
"All I know is that I WANT to be Canada’s ... Minister of The Status of Women! I assume my duties will include 'inspection' duties ... 'examining' women to determine their status. I propose a ranking system of 1-10 with a ‘10’ being the IDEAL form of womanhood."


04 February 2018

Black Lives Matter, Toronto...

...was apparently unavailable for comment...usual felons

A Superior Court jury has found Shakeil Wheatle guilty of first-degree murder, based largely on the co-operation of a star witness who risked his life to help police solve the killing of an innocent man. It was the third time Wheatle has stood trial for the July 19, 2012, killing of Daniel Davis, 27, shot eight times by three men behind an elementary school in Flemington Park, near Lawrence Ave. W. and Allen Rd.

Three eight special, just boom, boom, boom. Just giving it to the man,” he said in the recording played to jurors.

Wheatle is still scheduled to stand trial for the murder of Marvin Engelbrecht, who was fatally shot a few months after, and up the street from where, Davis was killed.
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RELATED: Shorter Globe & Mail headline...

..."Dem Wite Peepul be Debbils"...
"A White Playwright’s attempt to Profit off Black Pain."
I wonder, when will we see a Toronto playwright take on the murder of "Vivi" Leimonis?

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LAST WORD:FERGUSON
Several thousand protesters marched in New York City on Saturday. The protesters were part of Al Sharpton’s “Million Marchers” protest against police violence. The protesters chanted “What do we want?… Dead cops!” as they marched in New York City.


03 February 2018

TRUST

pantsuit on fire

"What destroys trust is when you dress up an oppo research document that Jim Comey himself said under oath was 'salacious’ and ‘unverified.’ What destroys trust is when you take that kind of document dress it up make it appear like it is legitimate intelligence and then take it to a court to get a warrant, you don’t tell them important facts like, ‘Oh, by the way, the Clinton campaign paid for this.’"


It's a Justin world

“And a particular resident who had one dog and then got a second, submitting two veterinarian notes that stated 'the first dog was neurotic and needed to be calmed by the other dog.'"

"Saying that a dog needs an emotional support pet to function... when the request came in, I had to give this individual credit. It was ballsy."
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RELATED: Bow down to your "post national state" Overlords...
“All staff will be asked to identify their own power, bias and privilege to better assist them in their support of students who are most underserved.”


02 February 2018

CBC writes gushing obituary...

...for writer who mostly wrote for CBC... ps... also gay, so hey... twofer!!!

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RELATED: Just another story you won't see...

...on the CBC....

“We cannot do better than to incite the Indians to continue warring on the English,” he wrote to his political masters. “I shall do my best to make it look to the English as if this plan comes from the Indians and that I have no part in it.”

It seems relevant to note that Le Loutre was also paying cash for hairhe doled out 1,800 French livres to Mi’kmaq warriors for 18 English scalps.

If we’re looking for the villain responsible for all that bloodshed and sorrow almost three centuries ago, however, we’ve punished the wrong man
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I bet they do

From the folks WHO DIDN'T BRING YOU Mohamed Atta...losers

FBI Director Christopher Wray and the Justice Department want all names redacted from the memo detailing alleged surveillance abuse, according to investigative journalist Sara Carter.
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RELATED: That crazy Trump and his Twitter...

...wait a minute...
Former FBI Director James Comey lashed out at unnamed "weasels and liars" on social media late Thursday. Comey has not been shy about using Twitter to comment on the ongoing Russia investigation. Who could forget, "Not a lot of schools or streets named for Joe McCarthy."

In December, he posted a Bible verse.
And suddenly the media is not so scornful. Imagine that.

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LAST WORD: The War on Terr... sweet baby jebus...insert alt text here


I'm so old, I remember a time...

...we weren't talking about putting Dilaudid in vending machines...spike

"In 2017, 1,422 people died of illicit drug overdose deaths, up from 993 in 2016, Lisa Lapointe, B.C. Chief Coroner said Wednesday."
Or, as Charlie Darwin used to say... "thinning the herd."


01 February 2018

Somebody cheated on their finals...

...at Islamic terrorist school...big bang

A founding father of the Hamas terrorist organization has died, a Hamas spokesman said Tuesday, three weeks after he suffered what the terror organization claimed was an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound in the head.
"Remember, class... the bullet comes out here... and it goes really, really fast..."

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RELATED: Darwin was right...

...obviously, every now and then, the herd needs a little thinning...surprise!!!
"The bureau said the man seized the constable’s telescopic baton and hit him in the head, after which the special constable pulled out his gun and shot the man."