Showing posts with label Middle East: Lebanon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Middle East: Lebanon. Show all posts

04 June 2026

IT'S WAY PAST TIME SOMEBODY ARRANGES VIRGINS FOR THESE DUMBSTICKS...

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-- "The agreement between Israel and Lebanon, reached after a fourth round of US-mediated talks in Washington, is contingent on the 'evacuation of all Hezbollah operatives from an area between the Israeli border and the Litani river,' about 30km to the north, which is currently occupied by Israeli ground forces.". --

07 May 2026

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

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-- "The IDF killed Ibrahim Abu Tzakar last week, one of the terrorists who kidnapped former Gaza hostage Mia Schem from the Nova music festival on October 7, 2023." --
And...
-- "The IDF killed around 20 Hezbollah terrorists in southern Lebanon, the military confirmed Thursday.". --

03 May 2026

'CHARLIE HEBDO' WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

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-- "Lebanese Broadcasting Corporation International was forced to delete an animated video featuring Hezbollah terrorists as Angry Birds after a judicial order.  Hezbollah said in a statement that the video contained 'offensive and cheap insults that degrade political discourse to a repulsive level.'" --
It gets better...
-- "Lebanese Parliament Speaker and Hezbollah ally Nabih Berri also condemned the video." --
The good news is, the 'usual sociopaths' didn't resort to wholesale murder... this time.

02 April 2026

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-- "The strike in the Lebanese capital killed Hajj Yusuf Ismail Hashem, who took over the Southern Front from Ali Karaki in September 2024, after the latter was killed alongside Hezbollah chief Hassan Nasrallah in an Israeli strike." --
But wait... there's more...
-- "The IDF said Thursday it eliminated Makram Atimi, commander of a central Iranian ballistic missile unit, in a precise airstrike in the Kermanshah area." --
MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH... NO TIM HORTONS THIS TIME...
-- "On Thursday, members of the Hate Crime Unit executed a search warrant and arrested the man, identified as Muhammad Anas Sial of Toronto. He has been charged with public incitement of hatred." --

13 March 2026

THIS IS THE REASON COUNTRIES HAVE PROTECTED BORDERS...

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-- "The suspect, identified Thursday night as Ayman Mohamad Ghazali, 41, rammed a vehicle into Temple Israel synagogue in West Bloomfield, Michigan and opened fire at security guards with a rifle. Officials said he entered the U.S. on May 10, 2011 as the spouse of a U.S. citizen." --
Neighbours told reporters that Ghazali, who worked in the popular Dearborn Heights shawarma shop, Hamido, found out the previous night that his brother had been killed in Lebanon.

21 February 2026

17 September 2025

APPARENTLY, THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF DEARBORNISTAN IS BACK IN THE NEWS...

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-- "Dearborn Mayor Abdullah H. Hammoud responded, 'The best suggestion I have for you is to not drive on Warren Avenue or to close your eyes while you’re doing it.' He went further, accusing Barham of being 'a bigot, and you are racist, and you’re an Islamophobe.'
It gets better, by which I mean worse...
-- "'Although you live here, I want you to know as mayor, you are not welcome here. And the day you move out of the city will be the day that I launch a parade celebrating the fact that you moved out of this city.'" --
NOTA BENE:   What did Mr Barham actually say?
-- "'It seems very provocative to have those signs up there,' Barham said. 'It's almost like ... naming a street, Hezbollah Street or Hamas Street.'" --

01 April 2025

17 February 2025

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-- "An Israeli drone strike in southern Lebanon on Monday killed Mohammad Shaheen, the head of Hamas’ military operations in the country, Israel’s army said." --

He's not the only murdering fuck who should've been smoked. 

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

-- "A man and a woman, Sheldon Derrach Catcheway, 33, and Shanastene Irene McLeod, 35, are dead after a double homicide in Winnipeg on the weekend.     Catcheway was a member of Swan Lake First Nation and McLeod was a member of Muskowekwan First Nation in, both living in Winnipeg." --

28 November 2024

I THINK 48 HOURS IS A NEW RECORD FOR HEZBOLLAH...

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-- "Fighter jets struck the facility, which was used to hold medium-range rockets, after identifying activity there, according to the military. The IDF is deployed in southern Lebanon, acting and thwarting any violation of the ceasefire agreement." --
Israel reads the riot act...
-- "Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu says that if Hezbollah doesn’t adhere to the rules, there will be “intensive war.'" --

23 October 2024

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-- "The IDF on Tuesday announced that top Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine, presumed to be the successor of Hassan Nasrallah following his assassination in late September. was killed in an Israeli airstrike on Beirut earlier this month." --
You can just smell that 'professional' journalism.

05 October 2024

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-- "The Hezbollah senior leader Hashem Safieddine 'unreachable' since Israeli strikes hit Lebanon on Friday, a Lebanese security source has reported. Following the death of Hezbollah's leader Hassan Nasrallah, his cousin Hashem Safieddine was the frontrunner to take his place." --
Trump weighs in...
-- "'The answer should have been to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later,' the former president said." --
Ask Jordan Peterson...
-- "What else did I conclude? That the Jews are the eternal canary in the coal mine, and that their persecution signals the downfall of a society." --

23 September 2024

20 September 2024

19 September 2024

'THAT'S NOT A KNIFE... THIS IS A KNIFE'...

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-- "Since Thursday afternoon, the IAF has struck approximately 100 launchers and additional terrorist infrastructure sites, consisting of approximately 1000 barrels that were ready to be used in the immediate future to fire toward Israeli territory." --

18 September 2024

YOU MEAN ASIDE FROM HAVING YOUR TESTICLES BLOWN OFF?

I GUESS IT'S A SLOW NEWS DAY IN 'PROFESSIONAL' JOURNALISM LAND...
-- "Israel's pager explosion attack on Hezbollah members will likely have ‘several negative effects’ on the militant group and its operations. ‘The nature and scale of the attack also likely stoked confusion and shock among some Hezbollah members.’" --
Live and don't learn...
-- "Hezbollah’s Al Manar TV reported another round of explosions in multiple areas of Lebanon, which it said were the result of walkie-talkies detonating." --
Terrorising the terrorists... the irony abounds.

06 August 2024

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-- "Israeli forces killed Ali Jamal al-Din Jawad, Commander of Hezbollah’s elite Radwan unit in a drone strike on a dirt road in the village of Aabba in southern Lebanon on Monday, officials say. The terror group has lost nearly 400 operatives since it began attacking Israel on Oct. 8 in solidarity with Hamas." --

03 July 2024

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-- "An Israeli strike killed Mohammed Nasser, one of Hezbollah’s top commanders in south Lebanon on Wednesday, two security sources in Lebanon said, describing him as one of the highest ranking figures from the group to die during almost nine months of conflict. Nasser was of the same rank and importance to the group as Taleb Abdallah, a top commander who was killed by an Israeli strike in June" --

12 June 2024

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-- "IDF confirms elimination of senior Hezbollah Commander Sami Taleb Abdullah in an attack on a Hezbollah Command and Control center in the area of Jouaiyya in southern Lebanon. He was was the most senior member of the group to be killed in eight months of hostilities with Israel." --

19 April 2024

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-- "The killing of money-man Mohamed Srour by Mossad — only the latest in a long line of such achievements — is sure to give other Hezbollah and Hamas financiers second thoughts. Like the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, sooner or later the Mossad always gets its man." --