Nirvana Inc. Q2 earnings forecast...

...downgraded on news of possible impending virgin shortage...

"U.S. and Iraqi officials say the two most senior al-Qaida leaders in Iraq have been killed in a joint operation near the northern city of Tikrit."

Once again... the capricious & unknowable "Will of Allah".

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QOTW:

"All your burka are belong to us."

Lululululululu!!!!