19 October 2017

How many Diversity Officers...

...can the changing economy absorb?

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"Amanda would have been able to create her own major or minor in gender or ethnic studies. She would have been able to satisfy her first semester humanities requirement by reading Frederick Douglass, Karl Marx and Virginia Woolf. Her second semester, she could have taken courses in anything from the Big Bang theory to vampires."

18 October 2017

Wynne-ing AND LOSING

Kathleen Wynne's Liberals are willing to let Ontario Power Generation take on 4 billion dollars of extra debt... to keep it off the province's books...insert alt text hereThat's not simply my opinion... that comes from Ontario's Auditor General...

TORONTO - Kathleen Wynne’s Liberal government is flouting accounting rules and taking on an unnecessary $4 billion in extra borrowing costs — to be applied to future electricity bills — to keep the true cost of its Fair Hydro Plan buried, Ontario Auditor General Bonnie Lysyk says.

While the Liberals tried to minimize the conflict as a mere accounting dispute, Lysyk said what was at stake was far more important as the financing manoeuvre allows the government to write its own budget bottom line.
It's not too late to reverse this irresponsible chicanery...
The provincial government’s method of accounting, a first in Canada for any government, is not yet carved in stone and the $4 billion can be saved, Lysyk said.

“This is wrong. There’s still time to fix it.”
If not, your kids and grandkids will pay for this in perpetuity.

As he once told Livingston, “The only organization that didn’t keep any records was a criminal organization.” Peter Wallace may be a slight, short man, but he has the biggest nuts in the courtroom.

17 October 2017

Maisum Ansari, Maisum Ansari...

...that sounds so familiar...carfentanil

"Police said the total seizure equals 42 kilograms or 420,000 doses of carfentanil with a street value estimated at $13 million. It’s believed to be the largest seizure of the drug in the country.

In addition to the firearm-related charges, Ansari now faces a charge of possession of carfentanil for the purpose of trafficking."
Remember infamous lefty troll, "Unme"...
"The only outrage here is the continued persecution of people for committing non-crime such as drug dealing and owning [illegal] guns."
Is he still willing to go to bat for Mr Ansari?


RELATED: Your National Broadcaster

Well, there were some crimes today... but unless it involves racist police officers, we don't really want to get into that.


LAST WORD: Once again, Canada's National Broadcaster...

...refuses to name the man behind Canada's largest opiod bust...
"A 33-year-old man is in custody in relation to the charges."
Dear CBC... why exactly is this guy's name off limits?



"Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL - classes are POINTLESS."

RELATED: Gotta have priorities, right?
Cynthia Trevillion, 64, a teacher at Chicago’s Waldorf School, was struck in the head by a bullet as she walked down the street with her husband on Friday.

LAST WORD: Reading, writing & Reefer
Looking to capitalize on the rising demand for cannabis, Northern Michigan University is offering a marijuana-focused degree.

16 October 2017

Like father, like mother...

...like daughter...pantsuit on fire

The explanation comes after foundation board member Chelsea Clinton ducked questions about Weinstein’s money from a reporter while attending a Clinton Global Initiative University event at Northeastern University in Boston on Saturday. The former first daughter hustled out a side door after the event, evading a reporter as she rushed to her car surrounded by aides and security.

The Clinton Foundation and a spokesperson for Hillary Clinton had previously declined to comment on the Weinstein matter.

RELATED: No connection at all!
Disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein helped pay former President Bill Clinton’s legal bills during the Monica Lewinsky sex scandal.


LAST WORD: Follow the money...
Hillary Clinton’s State Department was one of eight agencies to review and sign off on the sale of U.S. uranium to Russia. However, the then-Secretary of State Clinton was the only agency head whose family foundation received $145 million in donations from multiple people connected to the uranium deal, as reported by the New York Times.

Vibrant urban cultural mosaic

Meet Dr. Kitty...insert alt text hereCall me a deplorable clinger... but teenage plastic surgeons in basement operating rooms would likely raise a few red flags in my neck of the woods.


RELATED: In other "signs of the times" news

Between 1998 and 2015, chlamydia has risen from 39,372 to 116,499 annual cases among all ages and genders, and gonorrhea infections increased from 5,076 to 19,845 in the same time period.

Infectious syphilis rates rose dramatically from 501 to 4,551 cases, which is doubly shocking considering experts say it was nearly eradicated in North America 10 years ago.

15 October 2017

In other "victimless crime" news

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"The victim in a deadly shooting outside a North York plaza near Finch Avenue and Milvan Drive at around 9:45 p.m. on Saturday night has been identified. Reports from the scene indicate that 43-year-old James Clayton Holland was locking up a marijuana dispensary in the plaza when he was shot."
Toronto’s 50th homicide of 2017.


RELATED: Over at the CBC...

Smell the "professional" journalism... not a mention of the "marijuana" angle. It's a murder mystery... just down the road from Jane & Finch.


UPDATE: Should've seen it coming...
"Councillor Giorgio Mammolitti said the plaza has a 'bad history' in his York West ward. He said Sunday he has tried to shut down the massage parlour in the plaza, but the city’s Municipal Licensing department has permitted it to remain open."

UPDATE2: The medicine he deserved
The man shot to death over the weekend outside a North York strip mall was a former B.C. biker. James Clayton “Jamie” Holland, 43, was once a member of the elite Nomads chapter of the Hells Angels.

"The only outrage here is the continued persecution of people for committing non-crime such as drug dealing and owning [illegal] guns."

Gotta do away with that whole...

..."level playing field" thing...

If the NFL is to prove their progressive cred, they must begin to bring social justice to their games and play by the same progressive rules that have been adopted in all other spheres of life.

First of all, they must "level the playing field" by building a slope. Let's call it Affirmative Action in Sports

14 October 2017

Lawrence Heights, Lawrence Heights...

...isn't that where all the Rhodes Scholars come from?

"A man in his 20s is fighting for his life after a shooting in Lawrence Heights Friday night. Toronto Police say gunfire erupted at an apartment complex on old Meadow Lane, northeast of Allen Rd. and Lawrence Ave. W., around 11:10 p.m."

RELATED: Just another McStabbing... or two...
One man is dead and another has serious injuries after a double stabbing in Mississauga early Saturday morning. Police say the victims are both 18 years old.

UPDATE: Mess with my tribe...

...we'll kill you all...
"I need them to know that I have their back. They're a community that I love and they make up a great part of what makes this city beautiful," said Youth Services Minister Michael Couteau.
Of course, he said it from the heavily guarded Somali funeral after someone tried to gun down the dead kid's family.


LAST WORD: Somali community bemoans...

...Canadian violence... wait a minute...insert alt text here
MOGADISHU, Somalia — The death toll from the most powerful bomb blast witnessed in Somalia’s capital rose to 231 with more than 275 injured.

13 October 2017

Remember back... you were a kid...

...people used to set each other on fire?

Yeah... me neither...insert alt text here

"Police are looking for three suspects after two young men were doused with gas and nearly set on fire during a confrontation in the parking lot of Agincourt Mall earlier this month."
Meanwhile... just across town, the Somali "community" is up in arms...insert alt text here
"We lose a lot of youth. We bury a lot of youth," said Aya Nomar, who spoke at the event.
Aya, you're not "losing" them... they're murdering each other.


UPDATE: The tribal warfare continues...
The family of 16-year-old Zakariye Ali who was killed in a triple shooting last weekend, are unharmed after shots were fired at them in the Chester Le Boulevard and Morecambe Gate area overnight.

It was reported that a male approached them from a distance, pulled up his hoodie and began shooting at the group. Witnesses told police they heard between five to seven shots.
Wait a minute, is there anything you're not telling us? Chester Le, Chester Le... that sounds so familiar...
Toronto Community Housing 132-152, 160-172, 180-192, 260-272, 275 Chester Le Blvd

RELATED: Not just a Toronto problem
-- FORT MCMURRAY -- Alberta's Somali community is accusing the province's justice minister of "playing political games" by refusing to set up a task force to find out why so many young Somali-Canadians have died violently in the province.
That is a mystery... wait a minute...
"A lot of these kids are gangsters and drug dealers," said Clark, who noted unco-operative witnesses is a common problem in many of the region's Somali shooting cases.
Oh, trust me... it gets better.

12 October 2017

Consciousness of Guilt...

...it's a bitch...

Boyle is refusing to board an American military plane in Pakistan waiting to take them home. Some officials say Roberts is fearful of perhaps being sent to Guantanamo Bay, based off his background.

Boyle was previously married to the sister of Omar Khadr, a Canadian man who spent 10 years at Guantanamo Bay after being captured in 2002 in a firefight at an Al Qaeda compound in Afghanistan.
Is Omar gonna leave a bro' hangin'?

No good deed goes unpunished

Oh, look... a simple test for detecting lying & cheating, uh... I mean "Islamophobia"...

"Swedish dentist Bernt Herlitz revealed to authorities that after checking the molar teeth of hundreds of migrant children that 80% of the so-called children were actually adults."

"Herlitz was quickly fired and now may lose his home."


Something is rotten in the state of, well... you know...
"Danish authorities have found that 634 out of 700 asylum seekers under investigation for lying about their identity were claiming to be persecuted minorities in Kuwait but almost all were really from Iraq."

"According to investigators almost half of the migrants, around 300 people, were from the same Iraqi family."
Don't worry... I'm sure Justin's 50,000 lightly vetted refugees were from the only honest country in the middle east.


LAST WORD: Relax... Ralph & Justin have you covered...
The three-page form, obtained by CBC News, asked people who were trying to cross the Quebec-U.S. border on Roxham Road, east of Hemmingford, Que., for details on their work history, whether they had a criminal record and what motivated their decision to leave the United States.

It also asked for their views on women bosses, terrorist attacks and Islamic State.

The RCMP interview guide is "inappropriate and inconsistent with government policy," the Trudeau government says.
Well, that much seems pretty obvious.
Muslims, in particular, appear to be targeted, as no other religion is mentioned in the questionnaire.
Yeah, why do all those homicidal Albanian nuns crushing pedestrians with trucks & blowing themselves up at tweener-centric concerts get a total pass?

11 October 2017

Sometimes the caption...

...makes all the difference...

You had me at...

...Plasma Coil Bottle Launcher...

"This bottle launcher is a combination of some of my earlier alcohol fueled launchers and the propane pop gun project from a few years ago. I hope you enjoy this one, I'm very happy with how it turned out."

10 October 2017

Gotta love that minimalist journalism...

...over at Canada's national broadcaster...

"Homicide detectives have identified a boy who was shot and killed in the parking lot of an elementary school in Etobicoke on Sunday night as 16-year-old Zakariye Ali."
Interestingly, CP24 seems to have some information the CBC couldn't seem to unearth...
"Police earlier described the suspect as a black male in his 20s with a slim build. He was last seen wearing all-black clothing and is about five-foot-seven inches tall."

RELATED: The hits just keep on coming...
When officers arrived on scene, they found a man, who has been identified as 30-year-old Michael Khan, unconscious. He was rushed to hospital but later died from his injuries.

On Monday night, police said the death had been deemed "suspicious."

LAST WORD: You think tougher gun laws...

...are gonna slow these guys down?
Toronto police said Sunday that the raid was executed as part of an investigation into the murder of a 29-year-old man who was fatally shot outside a complex on Dixon Road earlier this week. 23-year-old Liban Hussein, 26-year-old Deshawn Hibbert and 30-year-old Jamal Hibbert are all facing a list of charges related to weapons, drugs and possessing the proceeds of crime over $5,000.

It's all about "friction"

You can Make a Bump Stock on a 3D Printer.

No, I can’t. I don’t own a 3D printer. Neither do most criminals. What you mean is that the few people who own 3D printers and have the skill to use them can print bump stocks.

Chances are, you’re not one of those people.

Again, laws are not designed to stop the most motivated super-criminals. They have lots of ways to get weapons.

Dear United States of America...

...you sure you want to move to "socialised medicine?"

A Nova Scotia hospital has rewritten wait-time rules and end-of-life protocols in response to the disturbing story of how a 68-year-old man dying from pancreatic cancer languished for six hours in an ER hallway.

09 October 2017

Diversity might be Justy's strength...

...I'm simply thankful I no longer live in gang-happy Hogtown...zayn yahya

"Homicide investigators say two suspects wanted in an ongoing murder investigation have turned themselves in."

"19-year-old Zayn Q. Chaudry and 20-year-old Yahya Abdirahman are facing first-degree murder charges in connection with the death of 29-year-old Abdulkadir Bihi."
Sadly... it's the same old story...
"The cousin, who did not want to be identified, told CBC News that Bihi "fell in with the wrong crowd" as a youth but was trying to turn his life around."

RELATED: Dollars to donuts...

...cops aren't looking for a band of switchblade wielding Born-again Baptists...
"One man was stabbed to death during a fight in Stan Wadlow Park in East York just before 9 p.m. on Saturday night. The park is located near the intersection at Cosburn and Woodbine."

UPDATE: Stabbed murder victim id'd...

...as 15 year-old Isaiah Witt.


UPDATE2: One dead, two others down...

...late Sunday night...
"Homicide Det. Stephen Matthews told reporters a suspect ran northbound on York Road and entered into a smaller, light-coloured car. He has been described as black, in his 20s, standing 5’7” and has a slim build. He was wearing all-black clothing."
Location of said murder... Kingsview Village School on York Rd. near Kipling Ave. and Dixon Rd.

The hits just keep on coming.

07 October 2017

"There has been one arrest..."

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"...of a male and police say “Enquiries to establish the circumstances and motive are underway.”
Nine people taken to hospital... doesn't sound like a typical driver/ pedestrian interaction.


UPDATE: Cops say "not terrorism"...
An update from the force said the incident was now being treated as "a road traffic collision".

The current terror threat level in the UK is "severe" - the second highest - meaning an attack is highly likely.

RELATED: Here we go again...
PARIS — A man who fatally stabbed two women outside Marseille’s main train station had been detained for shoplifting and released the day before the attack, and used seven fake identities in previous encounters with police, officials said Monday.
Meanwhile, a couple of countries over...
ZURICH, Oct 7 (Reuters) - A refugee was shot and killed by Swiss cantonal police on Saturday after he charged at two other asylum seekers with knives, law enforcement officials said.

His nationality was not immediately released.

LAST WORD: As Canadian as suicide bombing...
Abdulrahman El Bahnasawy, a 19-year-old Canadian citizen from Mississauga, has pleaded guilty to charges of terrorism.
Funny how "Canadians" always seem to be in the thick of it..
Toronto police have identified a man killed in a daylight shooting outside an Etobicoke apartment building as 29-year-old Abdulkadir Bihi.
And in an unrelated case...
Abdirizak Yabarow is charged with second-degree murder and assault causing bodily harm.

How can you tell if the bees are queer?

"Oh, dahling... I wouldn't be caught dead at a heteronormative beekeeping venue"...insert alt text hereFROM THE COMMENTS:

"Of course it's different. this is from section 25b of the gay agenda which specifies that making the bees look fabulous causes them to produce honey that makes people gay when they eat it."

06 October 2017

What's really horrifying...

...is that these two are being portrayed as "victims"...insert alt text here

The brothers earlier pleaded guilty to charges of kidnapping, sexual assault causing bodily harm, robbery and uttering death threats after they snatched a 17-year-old girl from a bus stop off a residential street on Nov. 14, 2014 and took her to a nearby alley where they both sexually assaulted her.

They then forced her to walk 20 minutes to their home where they kept her for hours and repeatedly raped her.
The kicker? Everyone involved acknowledges they'll probably do it again.


RELATED: What's she crying for...

...it's our money...
OTTAWA — Crown-Indigenous Relations Minister Carolyn Bennett held back tears as she announced an agreement in principle with survivors of the ’60s Scoop. The agreement provides up to $750 million in compensation for individuals classified as status Indians and Inuit.
How much compensation did the 17 year old girl in the story above receive?

05 October 2017


Alternate headline: “Statistician obviously never wants a job in media again...”

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"By the time we published our project, I didn’t believe in many of the interventions I’d heard politicians tout.

I was still anti-gun, at least from the point of view of most gun owners, and I don’t want a gun in my home, as I think the risk outweighs the benefits.

But I can’t endorse policies whose only selling point is that gun owners hate them."

RELATED: Who really believes...

...if you take legal guns away from law-abiding citizens, there will be no more crazy people, no more criminals...insert alt text here
"Actually, the CBC's total cost figure of $2 billion for the entire gun registry "file" amounts to about $685,000 per day, which means they spent the entire initially estimated budget of $2 million, again according to the CBC, every three days, for eight years straight."
Let's remember that "only 0.00555% of Canada's two million licensed gun owners used their firearm to kill someone."

Well, obviously we have to take these engines of death out of the hands of private citiz... wait a minute...
In 2015, the number of motor vehicle fatalities in Canada was 1,858, with 10,280 serious injuries.
Assuming, as with stats in the U.S., that half of these "killings" were actually suicides... you are 30 times more likely to be killed in your car on your daily commute than by a legal firearms owner.

Let the lawsuits against the Big Three automakers commence.


- TORONTO - One person has been pronounced dead after a shooting at Islington Avenue and Dixon Road area shortly before 3 p.m. on Thursday afternoon.
Not to be confused with yesterday's incident...
Just after 1 p.m., Toronto police said they responded to a call for three to four gunshots fired in the Eglinton Ave. E., and Brimley Rd. area., said Toronto police spokesperson Const. Allyson Douglas-Cook.

One male was transported to hospital with serious gunshot wounds.
More good news for "the community"...
"A man who spent more than a decade behind bars for a 2004 drive-by shooting is now free after charges against him were stayed on Thursday. Jason Wisdom had been convicted of murder, attempted murder and murder to benefit a criminal organization."

04 October 2017

Justin Trudeau's "Khadr Doctrine"

I'm from the government...I'm here to save you...insert alt text here

The Somali refugee accused of stabbing an Edmonton police constable on the weekend and running down four pedestrians was ordered to be deported from the United States in 2011 by a U.S. immigration judge.

But Sharif was released on Nov. 23, 2011, on an ICE order of supervision, "due to a lack of likelihood of his removal in the reasonably foreseeable future." Sharif failed to report to the ICE enforcement and removal operations centre on his scheduled date, Jan. 24, 2012.

Sharif entered Canada in 2012. Initial information on the documents indicated he was sponsored by the federal government for one year. In 2012, immigration officials had no reason to red flag Sharif, Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale said.
Oh, it gets better... much better...
When Abdulahi Hasan Sharif was flagged as a potential terrorist threat two years ago, police in Alberta complained they were overwhelmed with Islamic State-inspired suspects.

A former colleague said Mr. Sharif was sympathetic to the Islamic State, prone to religious rants about "polytheists" and expressed "genocidal beliefs."

Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale and the RCMP have refused to give details of the 2015 investigation.
Was there actually an investigation, and if so, why is it a big hairy ball secret?


RELATED: What happens in Alberta...

...stays in Alberta...
-- CALGARY -- Aset Magomadova will not go to jail for strangling her teenage daughter with a head scarf at their northeast Calgary home more than three years ago, a Queen Bench's justice ruled on Thursday.
P.S. - maybe there is a gawd.


LAST WORD: In other diversity news...
Relaxed rules for obtaining Canadian citizenship will take effect on Oct. 11, Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Minister Ahmed Hussen announced Wednesday. Hussen said at an event in Brampton, Ont., that the new requirements will make the path to join the "Canadian family" easier and more flexible.

"During the opening monologue..."

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"...on Monday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live!, host Jimmy Kimmel cried over the Las Vegas attack, pushed for more gun control, bad-mouthed Republicans, but did not say a word about the number of innocents gunned down in Chicago every month."

"Kimmel rightly lamented the “59 innocent” who are dead as result of the Las Vegas attack, but there was a not a peep about the nearly 59 a month on average that have been killed year-to-date in Chicago in 2017."

RELATED: Let the mockery commence...
Other posters show Kimmel wiping a tear from his face and advertise a faux show called The Jimmy Kimmel Estrogen Hour.

03 October 2017

Who's Zoomin' Who?

- TORONTO - The Crown confirms two suspects have been arrested in connection with the shooting deaths of Amir Jamal and Tyler McLean in the parking lot of a port lands nightclub early on Sunday morning.

The suspects, identified as Ali Abdurisaq, 23, of Toronto and Mohamed Tanade, 24, of Edmonton were arrested Monday night, police said.

CBS legal Exec says Vegas victims...

...are Trump supporters and got what they deserved...

“I’m actually not even sympathetic because country music fans often are Republican gun toters,” wrote Geftman-Gold on Facebook, perhaps referring to Sandy Hook.
It's possible Ms. Geftman-Gold would like to rethink this obvious idiocy...
"Another Canadian victim is Jessica Klymchuk, a single mother of four from Valleyview, Alberta. Her grandmother, Margaret, confirmed the death of the 28-year Ms. Klymchuk, a school librarian and bus driver."
Surprisingly, in this case, actions do appear to have consequences...
Later Monday, CBS announced that Geftman-Gold had been fired."
Good riddance.

02 October 2017

A world gone mad

UPDATE: Two Canadians among those murdered...

Jordan McIldoon, 23, of Maple Ridge, B.C., was among the dozens of people killed when a gunman opened fired on a large crowd near the end of an outdoor country music festival on the Vegas Strip.

The second Canadian who died in the attack is a woman from Alberta. Two Manitoba women are also in a Las Vegas hospital after being shot on Sunday night.

UPDATE2: Canadian death toll rises...insert alt text here**********insert alt text here
LAS VEGAS, Nevada (KTRK) -- Already labeled as the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history, police in Las Vegas said the death toll in the massacre at a music festival on the city's Strip tourist area jumped to 58 people.

The shooting also left at least 515 people injured following the chaos.

RELATED: Who is Stephen Paddock?insert alt text here
Eric Paddock, the suspect’s brother, told CBS that his 64 year old brother, Stephen, was “not an avid gun guy at all. The fact that he had those kind of weapons is just — where the hell did he get automatic weapons?

He has no military background or anything like that. He’s a guy who lived in a house in Mesquite, drove down and gambled in Las Vegas.”

Libs and Dippers attempting to...

...wipe out conscience and free speech...

"Now the Liberals want to micro-manage even the voices of the Opposition? Parliament’s rules dictate that the chair of this committee be appointed by the leader of the Opposition."

"That ought to mean at least one voice that the Liberals do not have the right to control."

01 October 2017

It raises an interesting question...

...who exactly does Canada turn away?

"The suspect, identified by multiple media outlets as Abdulahi Hasan Sharif, is originally from Somalia and has claimed refugee status in Canada, according to Royal Canadian Mounted Police Assistant Commissioner Marlin Degrand. An ISIS flag was found inside the suspect’s car."
So how did an ISIS sympathizer slip past the security apparatus? Apparently, he didn't... police have known about him for years.
"Sharif was investigated by the RCMP in 2015 after a complaint was made that he was “espousing extremist ideology.” Police found there was “insufficient evidence” to pursue terrorism charges or a peace bond."
So, here we go again... too little, too late...
"Abdulahi Hasan Sharif is expected to be charged with five counts of attempted murder. He will also be charged with terrorism-related offenses."
Feeling safer yet?

So, Justin... just spitballin' here...

...but I'm guessing this wasn't some lone-wolf Jehovah's Witness...this is a test

"The video shows a white Chevy Malibu driving directly through a road barricade at an intersection near Commonwealth, hitting a police officer who goes flying through the air before he is then attacked."

"The stabbing of a police officer and a subsequent high-speed chase where several pedestrians were run down is being investigated as an act of terrorism."
Make no mistake, this is a socio-political litmus test, if you will. How we, as a country respond to this, will determine how hard and how frequently these crazies will come back at us.


FROM THE COMMENTS: TheTooner October 1, 2017 12:15we all fall down
"Congratulations Canada, for being on the world stage! Everybody, look at our diversity! Look at our tolerance! Look at how our magic soil, our compassion, our generosity, our enlightened ways have guaranteed our country is safe and peaceful! Look at our Prime Minister's cute socks!"
Bill Elder | October 1, 2017 1:07

"Trudeau OWNS this very predictable violence - his answer to importing terror is to pass laws that criminalize talking about it."
Sadly, Prime Minister "Sunny Ways" has already started to muddy the water.


RELATED: In other Religion of Peace news...insert alt text here
"French media reported that one of the women had her throat slit, while the second woman was stabbed in the stomach."
Busy day at "Allan's Snackbar."


LAST WORD: Where's the CBC on all this?

Predictably, Canada's national broadcaster focuses on a different set of victims...
"Politicians and Muslim community leaders are cautioning against potential community backlash after a "SUSPECTED" terrorism attack in Edmonton Saturday night."
Sweet baby jebus.

Welcome to John Tory's Toronto...

...one, scratch that... three dead, one down... must be Saturday, the weekend...just shopping

TORONTO – Police say they’re investigating a homicide at North York Sheridan Mall for the second time in one month. The victim, 32-year-old John Trevor Paul, was pronounced dead in hospital.
"A man in Etobicoke is in serious condition after police found him with gunshot wounds at Kipling Ave. and Steeles Ave. W around 8 p.m."

UPDATE: And it ain't over yet...

...another two bite the dust...
Toronto police say two men in their 20s are dead after a shooting in the parking lot of a nightclub in the city's Port Lands early Sunday.

A description of the suspects was not released.
Toronto Homicide cops are in the process of ruling out local farmers, hunters and target shooters.


UPDATE2: Down the road in the "Shwaa"...
"Three people suffered non-life-threatening injuries after a shooting in Oshawa on Saturday night. The incident took place on Elgin Court, near Adelaide Avenue West and Gibbons Street."

"Police said following the shooting 'several black males were seen running from the scene in different directions.'”
Sorry, folks... stereotypes do come from someplace.

"The budget will balance itself..."

...says Justin "You can't get there from here" Trudeau...liar,liar

Days after Justin Trudeau told the United Nations that his government was working hard to improve the quality of life for indigenous peoples in Canada, it has emerged that his government spent more than $110,000 in legal fees to avoid spending $6,000 on orthodontics for a First Nations teenager suffering from chronic pain.

30 September 2017

Or possibly she's going senile

One reason she may not have wanted to talk about guns is because the National Rifle Association has a higher approval rating than Congress.

Well, in addition to that, it’s the silencers, it’s the, uh, conceal and carry,” Pelosi said, repeating what the reporter just said, “and it’s also, uh, uh,” she continued, before suffering a brain freeze for several awkward moments, before blurting out, “pier— uh, um, armor-piercing bullets.”

29 September 2017

Take a knee...

...gets knocked on it's ass...insert alt text here

"Well, as it turns out, most Packers fans didn’t want to have a 'conversation,' weren’t interested in 'growing together,' and certainly had no desire to be made 'a little bit uncomfortable.'

Instead, the activity most Packers fans elected to participate in when it came time to honor America, was to chant 'USA! USA! USA!'"

The Steelers and the Broncos have already released statements saying they will end their protests and stand, beginning on Sunday. After what happened at the Packers game tonight, Green Bay may be the next team to join them.

Another one bites the dust...

...Liberal promises, that is...PANTS ON FIRE

In their 2015 platform on open and transparent government, Trudeau’s Liberals stated that transparent government is good government, the report notes. “It’s a sentiment shared by just about every opposition party that seeks power, but often falls out of favour once power is achieved.”
Sort of like electoral reform, I guess.

28 September 2017


••• "At what point will Canadians wake up and realize that their future is in real jeopardy?"•••
liar,liarI've been wondering that since Bill C-68 passed.
Here's the answer: They will wake up when the jeopardy finally becomes the reality. When they go to the store one day, and find that overnight the price of bread has doubled and keeps doubling every day thereafter. When they get to the gas station and there is no gas to be had at any price. When they flick a light switch and the light does not come on.

When they are f•••ing starving in the dark and freezing to death in the Brutal Canadian Winter, that is when they are going to wake up. And not one minute before.

How do I know?


When did the people of Venezuela finally wake up? When the animals at the zoo started looking really tasty, that's when. Before that it was all socialism all the time. Spread that money around!

Are Canadians smarter than Venezuelans? No, they're not. If anything Canadians are dumber. Venezuela doesn't have a killing winter every year to remind them that you have to have heat and lights and food or you're going to • die •.

Read 'em and weep

burn this bitch down

In 2015, violent crime rose by nearly 4 percent and estimated homicides by nearly 11 percent. The last time violence rose two years in a row was 2005–06. The reason for the current increase is what I have called the Ferguson Effect.
Ergo...torontos most wanted

27 September 2017

Terminally stupid... or just a troll?

...you be the judge...

What do you think is more likely (i) that cops were alerted by the firemen to a suspicious substance that they just happened to find due to a faulty fire alarm, and when cops were investigating the mysterious suspicious substance they just happened to find all those guns, or (ii) that cops knew they could not get a warrant and so they played the dog and pony show with their friends in red trucks? You can ponder it for a while, but not too long.
No pondering necessary. C'mon, you don't actually believe this, do you?

Sweet baby jebus... you do...
You think it is an unreasonable conspiracy theory to assume that they bent the rules and went around the warrant to get him, but it is reasonable to believe that a series of fortunate coincidences got them to that point?
Yes. Yes I do.

Say, are the Paramedics part of this nefarious criminal cabal? Are Garbagemen (or, whatever we're calling them these days) spying on homeowners too?

And, Colonialista... what are your feelings on the Kennedy assassination? No, wait, wait... too easy... I got it... what can you tell us about the "fake moon landings?"


FOR ANYONE WHO MISSED IT: Here's the post...

...that sent Colonialista to his "special place" where Durham Regional cops and firefighters are in cahoots to put "innocent" citizens in jail.


UPDATE: UNME to the rescue...
"The only outrage here is the continued persecution of people for committing non-crime such as drug dealing and owning guns."
Nope... not a joke. This guy is infamous over at SDA for his batshit trollery.

Because it's 2017

They keep telling us that early Islamic scholars were mathematical geniuses... but I'm just not seeing it...islamomath

“Would you give a man with half an intellect a driving licence?” Sheikh Saad al-Hajari, head of the Saudi government’s religious edict authority in the southern province of Assir, alleged at a lecture earlier this month.

“So how would you give one to a woman when she has half an intellect?” he said. “And if they go out to the market this gets halved again! So they now have a quarter of an intellect.”
Maybe a woman with half an intellect should only wear half a burka?


UPDATE: A fly in the ointment...
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) — Women in Saudi Arabia will be able to get behind the wheel as of next summer, following a landmark royal decree allowing women to drive — but they are still likely to be told to get a man’s permission to buy a car.
Women also cannot be released from prison after doing their sentence without the permission of a male guardian. Drivers licence or no, chattel is chattel.

Anyway, I'm gaining new insight into how the tiny state of Israel has so consistently fended off the massive troglodytic counterweight of Islam that surrounds them.


RELATED: It ain't just Saudi Arabia
A Muslim school leader says girls who wear shorts will be cursed by the Prophet Mohammed.

Almir Colan, a board member of Melbourne’s Garden College Islamic school, has railed against the Victorian government’s plan to allow girls to wear shorts in all state schools.
Shorts in Australia... oh the huge manatee!!!

You'd think Mohammed would have bigger fish to fry these days.

Folks, here's how this works...

...any two year old who sees a gun and doesn't pick it up... oughta be tested for autism...

toddlers & guns

On Monday, relatives who gathered on Darrion Noble’s front porch described him as a devoted father of three. They didn’t want to talk about how the shooting happened.

He had the gun for protection, said Travis Hollins, a cousin. “Family protection.” Stephanie Smith, another cousin, declined to say more about the gun. “I know what happened, but I don’t want to talk about it.”

Police haven’t confirmed who the gun belonged to or whether it was lawfully owned and haven’t said how the gun was stored.
One of the somewhat closed mouth relatives then decided, wisely or unwisely, to season the narrative...
Noble, who went by the nickname “Lil Red,” liked to listen to rapper Tee Grizzley’s “First Day Out,” about a man’s release from prison.
Sweet baby jebus.

Not too sure what else to say about some knucklehead who can't appreciate the consequences of combining toddlers and loaded firearms.


RELATED: Call the tune, pay the piper...
The undeniable truth is that neither slavery nor Jim Crow nor the harshest racism has decimated the black family the way the welfare state has.

26 September 2017

I'm more than a little surprised...

... no one is making the obvious comparison...

The disgraced ex-congressman broke down crying as he was sentenced to 21 months in prison Monday for convincing a high school student to undress and touch herself via Skype in 2016.

In addition to his prison stint, Weiner was also sentenced to pay a $10,000 fine for his crime, participate in sex offender outpatient treatment program and spend three years on supervised release once his sentence is up.
Weiner's "white privilege" didn't help him out at all.


COMPARE AND CONTRAST: Here in the Great White North...

...we do things a little differently...
OTTAWA — Senate ethics officer Lyse Ricard concluded that Senator Meredith, a 52-year-old, married, Pentecostal minister, had begun a relationship with a 16-year-old girl that later became sexual.

The Senate ethics committee is recommending that disgraced Sen. Don Meredith be expelled for engaging in a sexual relationship with a teenage girl — the first such recommendation in the history of the upper chamber.

Senator Don Meredith will receive a $25,000 annual payout for life even if he is expelled from the Senate. That pension payout relates to his roughly six years of Senate service.
So, to recap... Weiner... hard time for sexting on his cellphone... Meredith... cash for life for actually seducing a teenage girl.

25 September 2017

Gave proof through the night...

..."that our flag was still there"...Villanueva

A spokesman for the NFL's online store, confirmed to ESPN that, over the past 24 hours, more Villanueva gear, including jerseys and name and number T-shirts, has been ordered than that of any other NFL player.

UPDATE: Seems no one could predict...

...that epidermally enhanced millionaire athletes protesting racism and white privilege might be a hard sell to their uber-patriotic blue collar base...
“The backlash, inadvertently, has still been bad but you can only imagine if guys had stepped out and did their own thing and that was what we were trying to avoid. It just didn’t come out that way.”
And, apparently... they still don't get it.


LAST WORD: Politics supercedes entertainment
San Antonio Spurs coach Gregg Popovich stated on ESPN2 Monday that “white people have to be made to feel uncomfortable.”
Perhaps Popovich, the highest paid coach in the NBA, at $11 million per season should try coaching for a year or two in the Zimbabwean Basketball association.

That might just fit the bill.

Toronto Star does the unthinkable...

...calls out former DeGrassi child actor for repeatedly ignoring police requests...

Some cited the lyrics in his song 'No Tellin' as a possible explanation. “Yeah, police comin’ round lookin’ for some help on a case they gotta solve, we never help ’em.”

Soares, who was 33, had a rap sheet with three gun possession convictions.
Who, exactly, are Drake's gangbanger pals?
This year, a senior Toronto police officer, now retired, questioned why Drake had invited a young rapper who is facing firearms, assault and kidnapping charges along as his opening act on the European leg of his Boy Meets World tour.
Street-cred by proxy? Seems a little cowardly to me.

Kudos to Torstar (something I never imagined saying) for violating one of Toronto's unwritten taboos.


RELATED: Hey, Aubrey... I get it...

...gotta rub up against some actual thugz to get that gangsta credibility...
His new persona as the cocksure prince of hip-hop ("Last name ever, first name greatest," he brags on "Forever") seemed to clash with his middle-class Jewish upbringing and former career as a teenage soap star.

He was raised by his mother in Forest Hill, an affluent and predominantly Jewish neighborhood in Toronto. He attended Jewish day school, had a Bar Mitzvah at age 13 and observed the Jewish High Holy Days with his mother.
Yessirree, he came up hard.... the mean streets of Forest Hill.

24 September 2017

Those darned Trump lovin', KKK...

...Nazi-worshippin' white suprem... now... wait a freakin' minute...not the kkk

"Suspect Emanuel Kidega Samson, 25, opened fire at Burnette Chapel Church of Christ at 11:15 a.m. Sunday, officials said."
FWIW, Mr Samson is apparently a bodybuilder who immigrated to the United States from Sudan.

But, it gets better. Much better.

Samson was stopped by a guy who had a Tennessee concealed carry permit...insert alt text here
One church member, 22-year-old Caleb Engle, confronted the shooter before being pistol whipped in the face. Engle then went to his car to retrieve a gun, which he has under a concealed carry license.

Engle returned to the church to confront the gunman again.

He’s the hero here,” Nashville police chief Steve Anderson said. “He’s the person who stopped this madness in its tracks.”

RELATED: Victims are identifiedinsert alt text here
"At least seven people were wounded – and one woman, Melanie Smith, was killed – when a masked gunman opened fire inside the Burnette Chapel Church in Antioch, Tennessee."
That's strange... suddenly the media doesn't want to talk about race or white privilege. Think we'll see as much coverage as the Dylan Roof shooting got?


A man is in stable condition after being shot late Saturday night in Regent Park, the fourth shooting in the area in the past month.

Police responded to a call at 11:20 p.m. Sept. 23 reporting multiple gunshots in the Gerrard Street East and Sackville Street area.

Visualise World Peace

There actually is a simple, one-step solution...insert alt text here**********


"As they say, 'Dogs have owners; cats have staff'."

23 September 2017

A billion here, a billion there...

...pretty soon it adds up to real money...insert alt text here

Ontario auditors going over the numbers said the cancellations cost taxpayers up to and possibly more than $1 billion.

“We got nothing for that,” said Antony Niro, of yourbillion.ca.

Hmmm... an arsenal in his basement...

... but CBC doesn't want you to know his name...insert alt text here

Officers, aided by the provincial police clandestine lab team, located an unidentified substance along with 33 guns and other prohibited devices, such as overcapacity magazines.

A 33-year-old Oshawa man faces charges that include careless storage of a firearm, unauthorized possession of a firearm and possession of a restricted or prohibited firearm.
What's with the secrecy? What could possibly be going... oh, wait... let's try a non-CBC source...
Maisum ANSARI, 33, of New Providence St. in Oshawa is facing 337 firearms charges ...
I googled "Maisum Ansari," Oshawa and got 88 hits, relating to these illegal firearms and an "unidentified substance" that has been sent out for forensic testing. The name was out there in the public domain, but your publicly funded broadcaster chose to conceal it.

If this was Fred Smith, avid deer hunter & target shooter, CBC would be planning a four part Marketplace "Tools of Satan" extravaganza. They'd be following poor Freddie to the crapper.

CBC is deliberating warping news coverage. It happens on a regular basis. I hate being manipulated. How about you?


RELATED: Oshawa, Oshawa...

...that sounds so familiar...
A teenager has been rushed to a trauma centre with serious injuries following a shooting in Oshawa at Simcoe Street and Wellington Avenue Saturday evening.

Police did not provide further details about the victim or the incident.
No surprise there, huh?

22 September 2017

Where stereotypes come from...

Hamzeh Serhan

Hamzeh Serhan, 20, of Ottawa was sipping on a Slushie in the outdoor courtyard between Ottawa Community Housing units on Caldwell Avenue when he was swarmed by a group of armed youths and gunned down in broad daylight Wednesday.

After he was shot at close range, the victim stood up and turned as if to flee when he was shot in the back another four times. Witnesses, including one eyewitness who said he stood within 20 feet of the shooting, described the suspects as a group of about six black youths, who scattered on foot once the fatal shots were fired.

He said the victim was a man of Middle Eastern descent in his early 20s known to live in the neighbourhood.
The usually extremely vocal Black Lives Matter Ottawa was apparently unavailable for comment.


RELATED: In other Ottawa murder news
Kirvens Lamarre, 22, appeared by video link in an Ottawa courtroom Saturday morning — his first appearance on a second-degree murder charge in the death of 24-year-old Devon Labelle. Labelle, 24, known as “D-Loc,” was found stabbed and bleeding on a busy corner on Montreal Road on the afternoon of April 27.

RELATED2: A growing culture of violence
Mayor John Tory actually presented Aubrey “Drake” Graham with a key to the city in February 2016 — about six months after two people were shot to death during the rapper’s OVO Fest after-party at Muzik nightclub, another unsolved crime the rapper has stayed silent on despite Crime Stoppers urging him to ask witnesses to come forward.
Just keepin' it real, huh Drake?taking the fif
“Just know man like Fif, he’s a sickaz/ You get tanned, he don’t miss tings,” Drake rapped on the record.
Sorry, Aubrey... the evidence suggests otherwise.


LAST WORD: With one week left to go...

...in September, Toronto continues to stack bodies...insert alt text here

Some animals...

...are more equal than others...

The question is, why do we seriously embrace the idea of gender neutral shoes and clothing for the vast numbers of straight children, but at the same time encourage transgender children to run wholeheartedly toward clothing stereotypes for their chosen gender?

21 September 2017


"Where did Justin Trudeau's family fortune come from?? From his grandfather's chain of filling stations. And today, he's shutting down our pipelines."

From the folks who brought you...

...the "rub & tug" medical clinic...insert alt text here

Manitoba NDP Leader Wab Kinew attended sweat lodges "to purify himself" and participated in a sun dance event, during which he fasted for four days and pulled buffalo skulls by piercings cut into his body.

"Suffice it to say, it shows a significant degree of commitment by the individual who attends," defence lawyer Jason Miller said.

Kinew also began attending regular Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.
Meanwhile, in other aboriginal people news...
The project, which took 20 years to complete, was started in 1980... Prince Charles of Wales added the final stitch in 2000, making the work the largest stitch embroidery in the world at that time.

But now, the tapestry is receiving complaints for depicting Native Americans as “subhuman, warlike savages,” said Jacqueline Pata, the executive director of National Congress of American Indians.
Apparently there's good art and racist art.

20 September 2017

No more metal cutlery...

...for you, or you, or...

Just when you think school officials have banned everything, they target cartwheels.

A school in the northern Ontario town of Callander, not far from North Bay, has issued a draft handbook of playground rules for the 2017-18 school year – and among the prohibited activities is the common feet-to-hands-to-feet flip.

No reported injuries prompted the ban, said Todd Gribbon, principal at M.T. Davidson public school... BUT... “The activity can cause concussions, and neck and wrist injuries.”

RELATED: Of course it's not as stupid as...
Students at San Diego State University have the opportunity to earn extra credit by determining their personal level of “white privilege.”

"It`s a good thing they haven`t found an historic cesspool... that could cost a few more millions.


insert alt text here...but it's a dry heat...


RELATED: The Jennifer Lawrence of "Politics"

Theresa May suffered an embarrassing moment today as she delivered a speech to a mostly empty room at the United Nations. The Prime Minister's attack on Donald Trump was heard by a handful of diplomats - with vacant seats far outnumbering the officials in the audience.

It was packed to the rafters as Donald Trump delivered his 'rocket man' speech yesterday.

19 September 2017

Just two little words...

...honour... killing...

VIENNA – Police in Austria say a 14-year-old girl from Afghanistan has been stabbed to death and that her 18-year-old brother has confessed to the slaying. The victim's brother allegedly followed her as she made her way to school on Monday, trapping her in a courtyard and stabbed her repeatedly.


The terrorists are winning... in France, anyway.


LAST WORD: Who's zoomin' who?
"Whilst the statistics showed the most popular name for boys and girls were Oliver and Olivia respectively, the decision by the Office to list slight changes to the spelling of Muhammed as completely different names masked the fact that the popular Muslim name was actually in first place, and not in eighth as reported."
It's actually been in first place for five years running.

The all new "What's My Line?"

A Toronto media outlet attempts to turn a terrorist bombing into a harmless game show...insert alt text here

"UK police quiz 2 ex-foster children..."

RELATED: Gotta have priorities, right?
Scarborough’s Islamic Foundation of Toronto is getting $78,000 in federal funds for security cameras, lights and access control at its mosque and school.
I don't even have a family physician.


LAST WORD: You know who needs security?

How about Drake's buddy "Fif" Soares?

18 September 2017

Who wants to be...

...a "post-national state" millionaire... wait, this isn't Canada...get your yahyahs out

"Witnesses described seeing Yahyah Faroukh being arrested outside Aladdins Fried Chicken in Hounslow at midnight on Saturday. He was tackled to the ground before undercover officers took his phone and a forensic team wrapped plastic around his legs and arms."

RELATED: A little closer to home...

Toronto... come for the cuisine... stay for the firefight...
Toronto Police say a gunman opened fire inside Michael’s On Simcoe Restaurant — on Simcoe St., south of Adelaide St. W. — shortly before 9 p.m., killing 54-year-old Simon Giannini and sending patrons running for their lives. As many as 150 people were inside the popular steakhouse when the gunshots rang out.

Giannini’s killing also came less than 24 hours after another man was gunned down in Regent Park, bringing the murder tally to 41 for the year. On Saturday around 1:25 a.m., police found two men with bullet wounds in the Gerrard and River Sts. area. Everone Paul Mitchell, 54, of Toronto, died at the scene while the second man, 57, was taken to hospital.

Ten people have been shot — seven of whom died — in the last month. Gang warfare between the Sic Thugs and the Halal Gang has plagued Regent Park and spread to other areas of the city as well.

UPDATE: Let's not make any hasty assumpt...

...wait a minute...
"Two more shots went off and then within a few seconds there was a fairly young black male that ran out of that door from the restaurant."

LAST WORD: The usual suspects...
Investigators have identified a suspect wanted in connection with the murder of a 33-year-old Leonard Pinnock who was shot to death in a parked vehicle in Toronto last April.

Police have not been successful in their attempts to apprehend 24-year-old Akil Whyte, who is one of two suspects wanted in the fatal shooting.

17 September 2017

That stupid "Mexican Wall" thing...

...is never gonna... sweet baby jebus...

"Hungary has slashed illegal immigration by over 99 per cent after rolling out a series of powerful border fences in response to the European migrant crisis, possibly providing a lesson as to the potential impact of constructing President Trump’s much-discussed southern wall in the U.S."
Say don't the Israelis have a border wall? I wonder how that's working.

16 September 2017

Bomber bagged

Police hunting the London tube bomber have arrested an 18-year-old man in Dover and raided an address in Surrey as investigators raced to thwart a second attack.

Investigators believe the suspect may have been in the port area of Dover to try to board a ferry to leave Britain.


UPDATE: Trump right... cops had him
The suspected Parsons Green bomber was a 'problematic foster child' who was allegedly arrested two weeks ago near to where the attack took place before being freed.

Hours after his arrest, which Scotland Yard described as "significant", a second suspect was detained in Hounslow, west London.

RELATED: Suspect in custody described as "Asian"
On Thursday, Britain’s Home Office announced that police, using broader authorities, had arrested a record 379 people for terrorism- related offenses in the past months, an increase of almost 70 percent.
Think I'm just gonna go with "glass half full" here.

The New Entrepreneurs

He dressed like a lawyer, talked like a lawyer and worked as a lawyer, but in reality, 34-year-old Inayat Kassam was a smooth-talking fraudster with a law degree that wasn't worth the paper it was printed on.

The official-looking degrees were enough to impress Dennis Yang, who hired him to manage new business for his Toronto law office.
But enough about fraud, let's get to today's thuggery...
Police received a call about the sound of gunshots at about 1:24 a.m. near Gerrard Street East and River Street in Regent Park. When officers from 51 Division arrived, they found two men. One was pronounced at the scene and one was taken to hospital. The second man is expected to survive.

The identity of the city’s 40th murder victim of the year was not immediately released because police are still in the process of notifying his next-of-kin

15 September 2017

And Winston Churchill wept

Once again, the capricious and unknowable will of, well... THAT GUY...mo murder

A huge counter-terrorism investigation is under way after a bucket bomb was detonated on a packed London Underground train at Parsons Green. Witnesses described scenes of terror and panic after the blast sent a "fireball" and a "wall of flame" through a District line service in west London.

At least 22 people were injured, including a boy believed to be aged about 10.
Could have been much worse... apparently the device malfunctioned, likely a fortuitous by-product of centuries of cousin-marriage.

Stand by for the usual flood of candles and teddy bear memorials...
Social media was similarly awash with people offering a comforting hot drink to those caught up in the aftermath.
As Kate at SDA is wont to say... "We won't let these atrocities change us... and that's a mistake."


RELATED: The fun never stops...insert alt text here
On the heels of the heinous terror attack that just occurred at a London Tube station Friday, reports are now coming in that two women in France have been attacked with a hammer by a man shouting "Allahu Akbar."

UPDATE: Brits expecting more attacksinsert alt text here
Britain lifted its national security threat level to critical from severe on Friday, meaning an attack is expected, after a bomb on a London commuter train injured 29 people.


Toronto cops also have their hands full...rap royalty murder
A 33-year-old man is dead after being shot several times overnight around 3 a.m. inside a building on Glamorgan Avenue, near Kennedy and Ellesmere roads.

The victim has been identified as Anthony Soares
Wait a minute... you mean Anthony “Fif” Soares.
“Just know man like Fif, he’s a sickaz/ You get tanned, he don’t miss tings,” Drake rapped on the record.
Well, "tings" sure didn't miss him.

The MSM ain't talking about the Drake connect here because, uh... patriarchy?

A dramatic scene broke out in the Jane St. and Driftwood Ave. area this morning in what has been described as a knife fight that resulted in police shooting a suspect.
Toronto police have charged 24-year-old Yeshudyan Ragbir with first-degree murder after a woman was found without vital signs in a North York home Wednesday.
It happens so often nowadays... nobody really cares anymore.