13 December 2017

This sounds less like...

...an intentional community... than an off-Broadway production of Grand Theft Auto V...its a liberal thing

Cocaine, marijuana and tens of thousands of dollars in cash were used to bribe voters in a recent Saskatchewan First Nation election. A 19-page report obtained by CBC News concluded there is "no doubt" vote-buying occurred during the April 20 election at Mosquito Grizzly Bear's Head Lean Man First Nation.

An Indigenous Services Canada official confirmed the report's authenticity.

Mosquito has been plagued by frequent election and governance problems. Vote-buying was discovered in its 2013 and 2015 elections, and several Mosquito officials have been convicted of fraud related to band funds.
CBC does attempt to take some of the sting out of the report...
This appears to be the first time drugs have been linked to the vote buying.
Sadly, this type of (cough, cough) malfeasance appears to be fairly widespread...
"No, that's not a parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas."

"It's a list of Kanesatake Mohawk Police weapons that have disappeared."

Remember, back... you were a kid...

...all those stabbed babies...

Yeah... me neither...

"Const. David Hopkinson told CP24 that the four-month-old girl and the man were found by first responders in or near the lobby of the building and were suffering from stab wounds. Paramedics say the baby's injuries may be life-threatening."

The first thing we do is...

...hang all the lawyers...hang em

- TORONTO - Jurors deciding the fate of two men accused of murdering Laura Babcock and burning her body were never told that human remains were found in an animal incinerator belonging to one of the accused months after the Toronto woman vanished.
And then we can start on the "professional" journalists...
CNN aired a segment on President Donald Trump’s soda consumption while New York City grappled with an attempted terrorist attack Monday morning. While multiple outlets reported that a man allegedly detonated a pipe bomb in a subway corridor around 8:45 a.m., CNN broadcast a segment with the chyron, “NYT Report: Trump drinks a dozen diet cokes per day.”
And the doctors...
A British surgeon admitted to using a laser beam to carve his initials into two patient’s livers during transplant operations. The surgeon, Simon Bramhall, 53, pleaded guilty Wednesday to two counts of assault in Birmingham Crown Court, central England, after he left “SB” etched on the internal organs of a man and a woman during procedures in 2013.

Bramhall used an argon beam coagulator, which seals bleeding blood vessels with an electric beam, to make his mark.
Sweet baby jebus.

12 December 2017

Just something to think about...

...during that 7 hour wait to see the Emergency Room doctor...willie porno

Liberal Finance Minister Bill Morneau will explain that he's already earmarked more than $1 billion toward legalization over the next five years, with a focus on areas such as public safety, policing and awareness, said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly.
Gotta have priorities, right?

Hot off the "National Broadcaster" presses

insert alt text here

"Portrait of a Haitian woman", by Quebec artist François Malépart de Beaucourt, 1786. The woman portrayed in this painting was a slave owned by the artist and his wife."
Sorry, CBC... this has nothing to do with me or mine. The British Empire outlawed slavery before Canada even became an actual country.

I'm having a hard time feeling guilty about whatever some unknown Quebecois seventh great-grandfather may or may not have done to some woman TWO AND A HALF CENTURIES AGO.

Perhaps you should take this pressing matter up with PM Pierre-Lite... cos' lately he's been a veritable kiss-ass apology machine.


RELATED: Let's bring this type of thing forward...

...a couple of centuries...waste
"Back in 1988, when the Sun's Paul Jackson was at the Saskatoon Star Phoenix, he broke a startling story that showed Tommy Douglas, now revered by the CBC as "the greatest Canadian of all time," eagerly recommending the ***"CASTRATION OF HOMOSEXUALS"*** and chronic criminals."
Who's sorry now?


RELATED2: You think they'd learn


LAST WORD: I blame Canadian slaveowners
Toronto man dies in hospital after shooting near Regent Park last month. Kwsie Blair, 20, was wounded on Nov. 13 near Dundas and Parliament streets
A 19-year-old Toronto man is facing 18 charges in connection to two shooting incidents in Etobicoke and the Weston area over the last three weeks, one of which critically injured a man.

On Monday, police arrested a suspect identified as Abdullahi Mohamed and alleged he pulled the trigger in both incidents.

11 December 2017

Try running this one past...

...your "progressive" friends...slick willie

"Those of us in the phallocratic tyranny have mostly had to twiddle our thumbs in the members-only cocktail lounge with a martini in one hand and a showgirl in the other while the little ladies slugged it out."
Waiter... I'll have another, please.
No One Ever Drowned in Roy Moore's Car

Those crazy, homicidal Lutherans...

...oh, wait... looks like it was actually the "religion of peace"... yet again...boomboom

The suspect has been identified as Akayed Ullah, 27, who was wearing an improvised explosive device, Police Commissioner James O’Neill said. The device was affixed to his body with velcro and zipties, a second device was found on the suspect.

A federal law enforcement official says the device malfunctioned — it did not fully detonate
fuckupCellphone video appears to show the moment this man performed an act of non-female genital mutilation.
“Help, I’ve attempted to kill hundreds of people, and I can’t get up.”

"Clearly we need better velcro and zip tie control."

RELATED: Bring the whole fam-damily...
"Ullah came to the United States in 2011 on an F43 family immigrant visa, said Department of Homeland Security spokesman Tyler Houlton. He is now a lawful permanent resident."

RELATED2: Terrorists can game the system
Under “chain migration,” new immigrants to the U.S. are allowed to bring an unlimited number of poorly-screened foreign relatives with them, creating a never-ending flow of immigration from some terror-ridden countries.

LAST WORD: What... me worried?
The report said that to meet Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s election campaign promise to bring in 25,000 Syrian refugees by the end of 2015, changes were made to the screening process.

The screening period was shortened to 96 hours from 30 days, for example.

10 December 2017

All this "triggered" argle-bargle...

...is getting out of hand...braindead

Anyway, at some point, Bezan and Romanado posed for a picture with an unidentified third person.

As they did so, Bezan said, “This isn’t my idea of a threesome.”
And, yes... that's all of it. No pussies got grabbed, no penises were exposed. You figure it out.

09 December 2017

The socialist myth of the...

...peaceful Palestinian... Ismail Haniyah, head of the Hamas government in Gaza...psycho

“Our position remains as it is, Palestine from the sea to the Jordan river. We will not agree to two states and not to the division of Jerusalem. I hereby call for terrorism and armed struggle."
Sure... unlike what they've been doing for decades. [/sarc]


RELATED: Forget Ismail Haniyah... CBC again chooses sides...insert alt text here
"Israeli airstrikes killed two Hamas members early Saturday following a rocket attack on Israel, in the latest fallout from U.S. President Donald Trump's decision to recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capital."
Of course... President Trump made these "two Hamas members®" (remember... not terrorists, more like members of a country club) fire rockets into Israel.

Hmmm... in another timely news blurb... Toronto City Hall is installing "diversity bollards."


UPDATE: "Diversity is our... what the f@ck?!"
More than a dozen men hurled firebombs at a synagogue in Gothenburg in southern Sweden hours after locals marched in the city against the United States’ recognition of Jerusalem as Israel’s capital.

At other protest rallies about Jerusalem in Sweden, Austria and France participants chanted, respectively, in Arabic about shooting Jews, an ancient massacre of Jews and freedom for Palestinian terrorists.

LAST WORD: That's some "freedom of speech"

08 December 2017

That slippery lube-strewn slope

Sorry... in my perfect world... choice still matters...choice matters

We've gone from "Love who you like" to "love who I say, bigot."

Apparently a woman's right to have sex with only who she wants to have sex with is trumped by gay people's rights to have sex with anyone.

RELATED: Liberalism... the cutting edge**********

LAST WORD: Smell the "professional" journalism...
"If racism is such a prevalent force in our society, as college students are taught and liberals fervently believe, why is it necessary to fabricate so many false instances of it?"

07 December 2017


...I'll say it again...big bang

"In Toronto. Owned by Torontonians. How could this be allowed to happen?!"

Another story you're not gonna see...

...on the CBC...madmen

"Peace process? What peace process? Does Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas mean the videos running on the official Palestinian Authority TV station telling their citizens to kill Jews?

Or perhaps the way his government encourages terrorism by paying blood money to terrorists or their families?"
What is Canada's national broadcaster saying?drain
"With his announcement Wednesday, Trump shattered decades of unwavering U.S. neutrality on Jerusalem."
So despite over twenty years of U.S. presidents promising to move the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem, when Trump actually keeps that promise... it's the end of the world.


RELATED: Let's ask the "hopey-changey" guy...

That’s what happened in Germany in the 1930s, which despite the democracy of the Weimar Republic and centuries of high-level cultural and scientific achievements, Adolph Hitler rose to dominate, Obama noted. “Sixty million people died. . . .So, you’ve got to pay attention. And vote.”

It’s unclear whether Obama meant six million people since Adolf Hitler’s death toll reached nowhere near sixty million (although Communism, which Obama appears to not be too bothered by, claimed at least 100 million lives).

06 December 2017

The Usual Lunatics


Police believe that the plan was to launch some sort of improvised explosive device at 10 Downing Street and in the ensuing chaos attack and kill Prime Minister Theresa May.

The revelation comes hours after the head of MI5, Andrew Parker, revealed that police have foiled nine terrorist plots since March this year.

Naa'imur Zakariyah Rahman, 20, from north London, and Mohammed Aqib Imran, 21, from southeast Birmingham, are due to appear at Westminster Magistrates' Court on terror charges.

RELATED: How'd you like to have...

...these folks as your next door neighbours?crazy
"Trump to plunge Middle East into 'fire with no end' with Jerusalem speech."
Yeah... not crazy talk at all.


BREAKING: Surprise, surprise... Palestininians go batshit...
“He is declaring war in the Middle East -- he is declaring war against 1.5 billion Muslims,” the Palestinians’ senior representative in Britain, Manuel Hassassian, told BBC radio.

LAST WORD: Announces on auspicious anniversary...
"Canadians are obliged to 'remember' this event every December 6 — I call it 'Never Hear the End of It Day' — while conveniently forgetting that killer 'Mark Lépine' had been born Gamil Gharbi, the son of a Muslim immigrant wife beater."

05 December 2017

Why have I never heard about...

..."Black Twitter?"...yo, dawg

04 December 2017

Forget about who shot him says CBC...

...let's talk racist paramedics... who allegedly had to be talked into taking Yosif Al-Hasnawi into hospital rather than applying a bandaid and sending him on his way...

Witnesses including a local Muslim leader say paramedics told a dying man he was shot by a pellet gun and merely acting injured before he died in hospital less than an hour later.

"Paramedics kept on telling us that this man is acting," Al-Jalili said. "We argued with them and insisted on taking him to the hospital."
Now, are they saying this is a paramedic issue, or Hamiltonians in general?

What exactly is the incentive to leave a man who has been shot lying bleeding in the street? Just spitballin' here, but I'm thinking that might be a bit of a stain come performance review time.
"They treated him poorly," Amin Al-Tahir, a director at the Al-Mostafa Islamic Centre, said. "From the time they received the call to the time they got to the hospital, you will find it is unbelievable."
Well, you've got me there, Amin. Let's hear some more...
"I saw my son thrown on the sidewalk and paramedics telling him ‘stop acting,’” Majed Al-Hasnawi said. “The same guy asked me ‘tell him he’s ok, he has no problem.’ I said ‘no, no – there is probably interior bleeding.’ It’s just common sense, you know?"

Another bystander said paramedics threw the dying boy onto a stretcher like “baggage.”

“We begged him – ‘please send him to hospital.’ But he didn’t care.”
Hmmm... everybody in the world has a smart phone now... let's see the cellphone videos... because what this Muslim crowd is describing is tantamount to homicide.


UPDATE: Unleash the Kracken!
Hamilton's paramedic service Monday announced it would launch an investigation. An investigation will also be conducted by the Ontario Ministry of Health and Long-Term Care.
How long before PM Selfie issues an official apology to the Islamic community?


UPDATE2: One as yet unnamed "white guy" in custody...

...another still on the lam...
"The man still at large is described as a white male in his 20s with a medium to darker complexion, black hair and a medium build. His hair was long with a ponytail wrapped at the top of his head. He wore a hood, backpack and jeans."
A "white male with a darker complexion?" Is that anything like "a white Hispanic?" You go CBC!


UPDATE3: Oh... an "aboriginal white man"...

...why didn't you say so?aboriginal white man
"They say a second-degree murder warrant has been issued for Dale Burningsky King, 19, who is alleged to be the shooter. Detectives say he should be considered armed and dangerous."
I guess all us infidels look the same.


UPDATE4: Contrary to an earlier statement...

...father of deceased now says he encountered paramedic at hospital...
In an interview with CTV News, his father Majed Al-Hasnawi called the paramedic he met at hospital "arrogant" and said he believed his son may have been saved with quicker attention.
So, the statement father made earlier about paramedics throwing his son on to the sidewalk... is what?

It's obviously significant that police say no criminal charges will be laid against the medical response team.

One of the world's great cities...

...is under siege... and apparently they're helpless to stop it...diversity is our strength

London (AFP) - The British capital saw 454 acid attacks reported last year, up from 261 in 2015 and 166 the year before.
How long before we start seeing this sort of thing in North America?
The gallery will be exhibiting the IN/VISIBLE project by Ann-Christine Woehrl for the week, which captures the faces and stories of women who have survived attacks with acid.

The women aren’t from London, where headlines are currently focused, but from countries where the incidence of acid attacks is alarmingly high – Bangladesh, Uganda, Cambodia, Nepal, India, and Pakistan.

RELATED: Getting ahead of the pitch...
The U.S. pulled out of a global pact on migration and refugees Saturday, informing the United Nations that it will make decisions independently about who is allowed to come to the U.S.
President Donald Trump’s travel ban is once again to largely go back into effect after the Supreme Court of the United States stayed two lower courts’ injunctions Monday.

LAST WORD: Pretty, pretty please...
Germany wants to support rejected asylum-seekers who voluntarily move back to their home countries with a one-time payment of 3,000 euros ($3,570).

The Interior Ministry says those who qualify can apply by a Feb. 28 deadline.

03 December 2017


dan the man"Stay focused, stay rich."

There's more than one way...

...to show off your big, brass balls...insert alt text here

"About a year after being acquitted of sexual assault charges that destroyed his broadcasting career, Jian Ghomeshi is eager to get back to work."
I wonder if there are any particularly pressing & timely "social issues" he might care to address.


"The show will be called '50 Shades of Gomeshi'"

02 December 2017


"You know how it is. You find a gun on the street, you take a few pot shots at some sea lions, and some crazy white chick walks right into your line of fire."

RELATED: Back in "Toronto the Good"another one bites the dust
Malique Ellis, 21, is dead following a shooting in the hallway of an apartment building at Eglinton Avenue and Mason Road, near Markham Road, at around 10:30 a.m. Sunday. Det. Hank Idsinga called the number of shots that were fired “very concerning.”
What are you saying here, Detective... that the first couple of rounds are deductible?


RELATED2: Just down the road...
The discovery of a man’s body in a parked vehicle in Oakville has been ruled a homicide. Police have not made an arrest nor have released information about possible suspects.

UPDATE: Oakville murder victim id'd...

...name ends in a vowel...
A male victim fatally shot in Oakville, has been identified as Dean Costanza, 46, of Oakville, say Halton homicide detectives.
Known to police, as they say.


RELATED3: Good Samaritan shot to death
The victim has been identified as 19-year-old Yosif Al-Hasnawi of Hamilton, who police say was a student in the medical sciences program at Brock University and was studying to become a doctor one day.
Interestingly, in this particular case, police and media have overcome their usual reluctance to offer descriptions of the suspects...
Police are searching for two suspects, described as white men in their 20s.
You can almost smell the journalism.

The Burbs get a Big City Taste

Remember back, you were a kid... your friends were getting kidnapped off the street?

Me neither.

Suspects identified as 24-year-old Trenell Ottley and 21-year-old Trevell Ottley facing charges in connection with three carjacking-style incidents and four robberies where victims were targeted in their cars. One of the two suspects has been charged in connection with the Ajax GO Station robbery, as well.

The charges include four counts of kidnapping each, four counts of theft of a motor vehicle each and seven counts of possession of a dangerous weapon each.

As Toronto Police try to sort out an ugly block-long scene along Queen St. W. that saw up to seven people stabbed, neighbours moan about the early morning antics of people spilling out of a nightclub that goes on every night. No arrests have been made and suspect descriptions have not been given at this time.
Officers were called to the area of Benshire Drive and Jarwick Drive, near McCowan Road and Brimorton Drive, at around 11 p.m. for a reported home invasion.
A body found in Rosedale Ravine Lands Park in early August has been identified as Alloura Wells, a transgender Toronto woman who disappeared a month earlier, Toronto Police Service says.

RELATED: Because "strangled" is such an ugly word
"The cause of death has been determined to be neck compression."
And remember, she's not a whore... she's an "escort."


LAST WORD: Redeeming his honour
I kept hitting her . . . her face was bloodied . . . she was dead,” Sukhchain Brar said through a Punjabi interpreter.
In the immortal words of Pierre-Lite... "diversity is our strength."

01 December 2017

As trustworthy as J. Edgar Tranny

“These new FBI documents show the FBI was more concerned about a whistleblower who told the truth about the infamous Clinton-Lynch tarmac meeting than the scandalous meeting itself,” Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton said in a statement.

"There is no documentation showing concern over the meeting itself."
How government really works.

The New Journalism

Remember... these days, in Justin's post-national state, descriptions of the folks involved are entirely unnecessary...

Police say that a suspect who opened fire on a taxi in the downtown core early Friday morning was likely targeting a male customer seated inside. They say that bullets struck the drivers-side door and drivers-side window of the taxi.

The taxi sped away from the scene after the shooting and ended up near Yonge Street and Dundas Street, where the customer got out and fled the scene without paying.
He didn't pay? Well, there's the lede.


RELATED: Two words... Robert... Mugabe

You know what? I'll put the Toronto Police Department up against any country in Africa... and they'll come out smelling like proverbial roses...except in the Toronto media, I'm guessing...
The Ontario Human Rights Commission launched the probe into the Toronto police department on Thursday. The inquiry will look at policing practices between January 2010 and June 2017 to see if they discriminated against the black community.
I'm guessing the verdict is already going through it's first draft.

30 November 2017

I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...boom

Gaps in the security screening of Syrian refugees led to dozens being admitted to Canada without proper vetting. As a result, 39 Syrian refugees who should have undergone comprehensive security checks were not screened before arriving in Canada, although they were recorded as having been.

The auditors also found that, in 150 files, part of the screening process did not occur, meaning that “key information may not have been identified or considered” when approving refugees.
That sounds like it could have huge implications, given the terrorism situation worldwide. How could this possibly have... oh...
The report said that to meet Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s election campaign promise to bring in 25,000 Syrian refugees by the end of 2015, changes were made to the screening process.

The screening period was shortened to 96 hours from 30 days, for example.
Sweet baby jebus.


COMPARE & CONTRAST: I blame Stephen Harper...

....a totally unbiased editorial from, well... Ralph Goodale...
"The previous government had an abysmal record when it came to countering violent extremism and early detection. They just didn't care."

LAST WORD: Those moderate westernised Muslims
Toronto police are investigating a video that shows music being played at this summer’s Al Quds Day rally at Queen’s Park that calls for Jews to be stabbed, attacked and beheaded.

29 November 2017

Great-Grampie on the road to Sodom...

I'm picturing a leathery old guy with cowboy boots and a second amendment t-shirt...exit stage left

"An 85-year-old male motorcyclist is dead following a crash on the QEW Erie. The Toronto-bound lanes of the highway have been closed between Netherby and Sodom roads as a collision reconstruction team investigates the crash."
As someone who has actually woken up in the back of an ambulance to find his shirt, pants & helmet have been scissored off, I'm thinkin'... there are worse ways for an octogenarian to check out.

For instance...
Police were called to the scene at about 5:11 p.m. when the 83-year-old victim’s family reported they had found his hat on the ice surface and were concerned that he had fallen through into the water.

28 November 2017

Perverts 3

Watch Charlie Rose interview Kevin Spacey on Bill Clinton

Remember back, you were a kid...

...teenagers were getting slaughtered all over the place?

Yeah... me neither...

A teen who had just graduated from high school was fatally stabbed Monday night in Vanier, this newspaper has learned. Zakaria Iqbal was found without a pulse lying on the ground on Montreal Road near Lajoie Street.

UPDATE: Architect of your own destiny...
"...just looking for a place to smoke weed purchased at an illegal dispensary when he wound up inside a crack den..."

RELATED: The post-national capital...
OTTAWA — Police in Ottawa say their human trafficking unit rescued two sex trade workers during an operation that coincided with Grey Cup festivities.

27 November 2017

Justin, Justin...

...show us your tits...liar,liar

“We have launched the Canada Centre for Community Engagement and Prevention of Violence®, which helps to ensure that resources are in place to facilitate disengagement from violent ideologies.”
Oh my gawd... has Pm Selfie actually started up "Friendly Giant University?"

Perhaps Immigration Canada should be referring folks to this miraculous new establishment...
KARACHI, Pakistan — Police said Monday that Abdul Hadi, 24, and Hasina Bibi, 19, were killed by relatives last week for marrying without permission from their elders earlier this month.

Hadi’s father and nine other relatives were arrested after the couple’s bodies were found in a local graveyard on Sunday.

He added that the men confessed to murdering the couple with knives upon the orders of a “Jirga,” or tribal council, for dishonouring their Pashtun culture.

Her Corporate Overlords

TORONTO -- The Wynne government is allowing several bottled water companies to take up to 7.6 million litres of groundwater per day on expired permits, as it gives them time to amend renewal applications in light of new rules.

25 November 2017

I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...

"A majority of the security personnel on Parliament Hill, some of whom are armed, have not had thorough background checks and routinely have access to sensitive information despite a lack of official clearance, federal officials say."
That's a little odd. The government runs every other fireams owner in the country... farmers, hunters, target shooters... against the CPIC database on a regular basis, but the Parliament Hill rent-a-cops apparently get some sort of a pass.


RELATED: In other jiggery-pokery news...
Any conversation about powerful men behaving badly should include Al Gore’s name. Even if it is “an inconvenient truth.”

24 November 2017

Known Wolves

They'll do that to each other...whaddaya think they'll do to your infidel ass...

"At least 235 people were killed and 109 injured when gunmen armed with explosives attacked a Sufi-linked mosque in Egypt’s restive Sinai Peninsula."

UPDATE: Mo' dead...
The death toll in Friday’s terrorist attack on a mosque in Egypt’s northern Sinai region has surpassed 300, including 27 children.

RELATED: Is there hope for Saudi Arabia?
While foreigners, like me, were inquiring about the legal framework for this operation, the mood among Saudis I spoke with was: “Just turn them all upside down, shake the money out of their pockets and don’t stop shaking them until it’s all out!”

LAST WORD: Feelin' lucky, infidel punk?
British security experts say eight attacks have been thwarted since Khalid Masood killed five and injured more than 50 in the Westminster Bridge attack. Security Minister Ben Wallace said 21 plots have been foiled since 2013, eight of them since last March.

23 November 2017



"Weigh everyone's plate after they've gotten their food, take away a percentage of the food commensurate with federal tax brackets and give it to the dog who didn't do anything all day but shit in the backyard and bark grandpa back awake."
Oh... it gets better...
"Avoid the hassles, just refer to everyone as 'Comrade'."

Hopefully, one of these days...

...they'll actually come up with a pasty white perp...

"Administrators at a Missouri high school announced Tuesday that a “non-white” student confessed to school officials that she was responsible for writing “White Lives Matter” on a mirror inside a girls’ bathroom."

RELATED: Don't get smug, Canada...

...it's happening here too...
"Shepherd’s supervising professor, Nathan Rambukkana, even told Shepherd that by showing the video clip neutrally, without the now-requisite denunciation of Peterson, it was basically akin to 'neutrally playing a speech by Hitler' …”

LAST WORD: Meanwhile, in actual verifiable crime news...

They know his height... and what he was wearing...
"Police have described a suspect wanted in connection with the incident as a five-foot-nine to five-foot-10 male with a slim build. He was wearing dark clothing at the time."
Sorry... that's as far as a "professional" journalist is willing to go.

Politicians should pay the price too

Rep. Kathleen Rice (D-N.Y.) on Wednesday became the first House Democrat to call on Rep. John Conyers (D-Mich.) to resign in the wake of sexual misconduct allegations.

“Rep. John Conyers should resign. I’ve reviewed the allegations against him, and they’re as credible as they are repulsive

RELATED: Captain Underpants
"No one had to guess whether Rep. John Conyers wore boxers or briefs, according to a former key staffer, who said the embattled Michigan lawmaker once called her into a meeting while sporting only his skivvies."
Good grief.

22 November 2017

The Right Stuff

If they're not innocent and pure, we're not handing them a machinegun... because Mohammed...

"The testing includes the invasive “two-finger test” to determine whether female applicants’ hymens are intact, which the World Health Organisation said in its 2014 clinical guidelines for health care of sexually abused women said lacks any scientific basis."

"Human Rights Watch has also documented the use of virginity tests by security forces in Egypt, India and Afghanistan and criticized calls for virginity tests for Indonesian school girls."

RELATED: If these are our friends...

...who needs enemies?
"One American service member told that the IG U.S. troops were told to “ignore” the ancient pedophilic Afghan custom known as bacha bazi, or “playing with boys,” confirming the findings of a New York Times (NYT) article issued in September 2015."

21 November 2017

The usual suspects...


Police launched raids on addresses across Germany overnight on Tuesday, arresting six Syrian men suspected of plotting a mass casualty terror attack with “weapons or explosives” in the country.

RELATED: Didn't Pierre-lite import...

...50,000 lightly vetted Syrians?
The six detained Syrians all arrived in Germany as asylum seekers between December 2014 and September 2015, at the height of Europe's migrant crisis.

Last month, police arrested a 19-year-old Syrian suspected of preparing an Islamist terror attack in the country using "powerful explosives".

LAST WORD: What do they know...

...and when did they know it?liar,liar
"After repeated questions to PM Justin Trudeau and his Public Safety Minister, Ralph Goodale confirms there are at least 60 former ISIS fighters being watched."
But can we even trust that number?
Back in October 2014, CSIS deputy director of operations Jeff Yaworski testified before the same Senate committee that the number at that time was 80. How did it drop by 20 in two years?
More to the point, if they know about these terrorists, why have they not locked them up prior to deportation?

"Yeah, it's right over there..."

"...right next to the safe 'S&M dungeon'..."

“We’re on the verge of experiencing something we’ve never seen before,” he said. “The amount of government money being spent encouraging people to take drugs – instead of trying to get them off drugs — is unprecedented.”

RELATED: Good money after bad...
We have almost no idea which anti-homelessness programs work well and which don’t, says Canada’s former Parliamentary budget officer, despite the millions upon millions of dollars we spend on them each year.

20 November 2017

Extremely Useful Animal Lore...


...Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper...


insert alt text here

“Thursday is Thanksgiving, and there’s so much to be thankful for this year, unless you’re a human woman. Sure, this was taken before Franken ran for public office, but it was also taken after he was a sophomore in high school. It’s pretty hard to be like, ‘Oh, come on, he didn’t know any better.

He was only 55.’”
Of course, not everyone is on board...
As a feminist and the author of a book on rape culture... I don’t believe Al Franken resigning his position is the only possible consequence, or the one that’s best for American women.
It's not like he's Donald Trump.


UPDATE: Today's Transgressor...
“There’s momentum on the inside to continue without Jeffrey Tambor,” a source told Variety on Friday.

UPDATE2: Here we go again...
The New York Post received two separate photographs of disgraced Senator Al Franken (D-MN) appearing to grope Arianna Huffington’s butt and breast during a photo shoot in 2000.

What passes for news...

...at Canada's national broadcaster...deaf, blind and dumb

"Gaitrie Persaud didn't think she could go see Jay Z perform in Toronto next week — not because she's deaf but because she didn't know if the venue would provide the sign language interpreter she requires."
Let's ramp this up fellas... I'm sure, somewhere out there, there's a two-spirited blind guy in a wheelchair who's being denied access to the National Portrait Gallery.

All disabilities... all the time.


RELATED: It gets better...
"Last Saturday, for example, I had to reach rapidly for the dial when I heard that the CBC’s idea of celebrating the country’s war dead on Remembrance Day was to run a program on the internment of Japanese and Italian Canadians."
Much better...
The Prime Minister's apology is expected to be the most comprehensive ever offered by any national government for past persecution of sexual minorities.
Sweet baby jebus... I'm moving to Texas.


LAST WORD: News or not news?
"Now the big question is how is it that a teller can be shot in the leg and it doesn’t get coverage."
Yes... why would Toronto media gloss over this story?

19 November 2017

In hindsight...

"And what the Democrat Party did instead • turning their party into an accessory to Clinton’s appetites, shamelessly abandoning feminist principle, smearing victims and blithely ignoring his most credible accuser, all because Republicans funded the investigations and they’re prudes and it’s all just Sexual McCarthyism • feels in the cold clarity of hindsight like a great act of partisan deformation."

RELATED: Twitter heats up
"The statue of Bill Clinton that stands in South Dakota must come down, and the Clinton Library located in Little Rock must be shut down."

“I just don’t understand..."

"...how the police cannot shut down a dispensary where the person has a big sign up on Rideau Street, that says ‘marijuana dispensary.’ They brag about it on the internet that they are selling it," said Justice Norman Boxall.

“Yet I expect those same police officers to be able to arrest drug dealers who use encrypted BlackBerrys and coded language. How are they ever going to arrest most types of criminals if they can’t shut down the shops?” he asked.

RELATED: No, no... not a violent thieving junkie...

...simply a "veteran of the streets"...
“He ripped off a lot of people, and I guess now it’s payback,” she said. “He burned a lot of people. He even burned me once. He’s a very nice person and he has a good heart, but when you’re hurting... when you’re ‘jonesing’ for a fix, they’ll do anything."
Enough touchy-feely... what's the actual facts here?
Johnson had a lengthy criminal record and frequent run-ins with both police and rivals on the street.
Surprise, surprise.

Well, it's not like the judicial system isn't part of the problem...
A Kingston inmate who says he joined a penitentiary revolt only because he feared violating the “prison code” has won the right to use those unwritten rules in his defence.
Obviously, the inmates are running the asylum.

18 November 2017

Those despicable, misogynistic Swedes

...wait a minute... if you're not measuring... you're not managing...insert alt text here

"Forty years after the Swedish parliament unanimously decided to change the formerly homogenous Sweden into a multicultural country, violent crime has increased by 300% and rapes by 1,472%. Sweden is now number two on the list of rape countries, surpassed only by Lesotho in Southern Africa."
Please note the jaw-dropping statistical variance between Sweden and it's close neighbour Denmark.

Of course, that sort of thing couldn't happen in Justin Trudeau's post-national sta... sweet baby jebus...
"Mohamad Rafia, a Syrian refugee told a Fredericton court that he didn’t know it was a crime in Canada to beat your wife with a hockey stick for half an hour."

RELATED: The new face of Europe
Norwegian Minister of Labour and Social Affairs Anniken Hauglie has raised alarm bells after a report has revealed that migrants account for half of the welfare beneficiaries in the country.

Neighbouring Sweden has also been dealing with similar statistics when it comes to newly arrived migrants being unable or unwilling to enter the labour market. Employment figures from earlier this year showed that the unemployment rate for native Swedes was a mere 3.9 per cent while the immigrant rate was 21.8 per cent.

17 November 2017

Once a Liberal...

...always a Liberal...best buddies

In his most recent contribution to the site, Levin commented on an article in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, entitled, “What exactly is an unusual sexual fantasy?”

RELATED: Levin, Levin...

...that sounds so familiar...
"In a recent CP24 video from Toronto’s Pride parade, he is seen with Wynne, current federal Liberal golden boy Justin Trudeau and former interim leader Bob Rae."
Of course he is.

16 November 2017

And St-Ignace in Huronia...

...will be renamed... "Big Missionary Stew"...

To prevent him from speaking more, they cut off his tongue, and both his upper and lower lips. After that, they set themselves to strip the flesh from his legs, thighs, and arms, to the very bone; and then put it to roast before his eyes, inorder to eat it.
And then there's this...
If a group of First Nations get their wish, Calgary will be renamed Wichispa Oyade — Stoney Nakoda terms that roughly translate to mean "Elbow Town."

Ron Kelland, program co-ordinator, said the application will be evaluated in a process that will include public consultations.
I suspect regular readers know where I stand on this sort of argle-bargle.


"How do they plan to spell it? Using white privilege language."

How would you react...

...if you found out your cardiothoracic surgeon had been part of an "affirmative action" troop back in medical school? My personal feelings about this sort of thing are no secret...

Ok, here's what I think. If I came home from work and my house was on fire... who would I want running up that ladder to pull my kid to safety?

At that point I wouldn't be thinking SAT scores, or where anybody came from, or even gender... assuming that the woman who sprang into action was the biggest, strongest, most single-minded sonofabitch on the scene.
So, where should we offer exemptions to the "meritocracy" rule?

How about the judicial system?
Already there has been established in the Yale Law School building a Black Law Students Union lounge with furniture and law books provided by the school. And I learned from Dean Poor that the 12 black students in the present first year class who were admitted under relaxed standards have not done well academically.

Dean Poor attributed this deficiency to the pre-occupation of these students with racial activities. I think it equally logical to attribute their preoccupation with racial activities to their lack of qualification to compete on even terms in the study of law.
Someone is going to pay for this sort of thing... bigtime.

15 November 2017

Trudeau "Apology Tour 2017" continues

Trudeau says it's now theoretically possible the trash could be repatriated by Canada, although there's still questions around who will pay for it. He says the issue is a long-standing irritant rooted in a commercial transaction that didn't involve government.
Oh, I know who's gonna pay for it.
Trudeau says his government has already removed a legal hurdle that had prevented the waste from being returned to Canada.

RELATED: Of course, he had some apologising to do...
"It is a personal and official insult,” Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte told a news conference later Tuesday of his discussion with Trudeau. “It angers me when you are a foreigner, you do not know what exactly is happening in this country. You don’t even investigate.”

14 November 2017

I Blame Geography

Once again, the mysterious curse of Northwest Toronto strikes down a hapless citizen...

A man believed to be in his 50s has died in hospital after a daylight stabbing on Weston Road, north of Lawrence Avenue. Police said they are looking for one suspect who fled in a red sport utility vehicle.

He is described as a [insert speculation here] in his late 20s or early 30s, five-foot-eleven, slim build and long curly hair. He was wearing all black clothing and a black toque.
Oh my gawd... it's ninjas!!!


UPDATE: Slain man 54th murder victim...
David Blacquiere, 54, a father of four from Angus stabbed to death Tuesday morning in Toronto’s northwest end may have been in the wrong place at the wrong time, police say.

Police say Blacquiere’s attacker fled the scene with the help of another man. Demetrius McFarquhar, 24, of Toronto is wanted for accessory after the fact to murder, attempting to obstruct justice and failure to comply with recognizance.

UPDATE2: The usual suspects...insert alt text hereToronto... get out while you still can.


RELATED: And then, there's Regent Park...

...renowned home to neurosurgeons and particle physicists...
A man is in hospital with critical injuries following a shooting near Regent Park late Monday night.

Shots rang out near Dundas and Parliament streets at around 11 p.m.
Which is how pre-adolescent area children know it's time to come inside.


RELATED2: The criminality spreads...
According to police, investigators believe that the two suspects in the recent incidents are likely responsible for a total of six carjacking and attempted carjacking incidents in Ajax over the past month.

LAST WORD: Curse you, Samuel de Champlain...
Slavery was introduced by French colonialists in the early 1600s and remained a feature of early Canadian life for 200 years — until it was abolished throughout British North America in 1834.
We will commence pulling down statuary in three... two...


allahu akbarbie

“It’s something I wear like I wear a shirt or I wear pants,” she said, adding that she hoped children would “take it off and try it on their other Barbies.”

RELATED: Just clothing?
"The niqab is no more an article of clothing than a KKK costume. Both are cause-rooted uniforms, draped over clothing, designed to embody a strong message."

"If she is undressed, as the father in the house, you will have to kill her. How else can the "honor" of your family be regained?"

13 November 2017


"Okay, that puts it in perspective! We need to subpoena Walter Koenig right away, before he flees the country!"
"Well, it might be expensive, but at least it's ugly."

Oberlin College offers...

...a masters degree in thuggery...

David Gibson believed the policy would be inconsistent with his core belief that an educational institution of higher learning should be teaching its students not to commit robbery and theft, instead of sheltering and excusing that criminal activity.

Thus, Oberlin College took a position that sacrificed the commitment to the rule of law and the safety of the Oberlin community... In doing so, Oberlin College by example, words, and conduct exploited its students and taught them that it is permissible to harm community members without fear of repercussion.
You just might wanna consider sending your kids to welding school.

12 November 2017

$58 trillion needs to be invested...

...in the "War on Carbon Dioxide"...liar,liar

So, if my math is correct, we are being asked by Tom “Rhymes with Liar” Steyer and his green rent-seeking pals and the one world government freaks at the UN to gamble the equivalent of 290 Apollo Missions on the unproven theory that CO2 acts as the control knob for global climate.

Does that sound to you like good value for money?
For the record, two years into this madness, Canada's CO2 emissions are still going up. Turn's out, Donald Trump was the only sane, honest man in the room.

11 November 2017

When "Professional" Journalists attack

Help keep a good meme alive...imbecilesUSA TODAY ISSUES "A CLARIFICATION"oops

USA Today replied to its video with the tweet, saying: “To clarify, the video shows both the shooter’s modifications, as well as other possible modifications. The shooter did not use a chainsaw bayonet.”
I'm thinkin' USA Today also owes the "Gears of War" videogames franchise an apology... or, at minimum, a credit...insert alt text here
"It all boils down to this one chainsaw execution, where one Human and one Locust connect in a messy, loud, almost erotic release of anger, flesh, and steel."


RELATED: CNN piles on...
"25 apples and a banana"

Lest We Forget

Do you know someone who enlisted in World War I in Canada?

•• Search the WWI CEF database ••

Do you know a Canadian killed while serving his country?

•• Search the Commonwealth War Graves database ••

My wife's grandfather, a member of the Canadian Cyclist Battalion, (pictured, in the kilt) was wounded by German shelling and carried around shrapnel from WWI for the rest of his life.

And he was one of the lucky ones... two of my grandfather's older brothers (with four young children between them) were killed in Belgium and France, respectively.

10 November 2017

Why aren't politicians worried about...

...the kids who aren't continuously and heedlessly slamming poison into their veins?

The needles are over here!”

That was the surprising and concerning direction I received today from a group of elementary students from St. Michael’s Choir School. The parking lot beside their playground has been riddled with used syringes for months.

They also directed me to the rock garden right beside the school’s front doors on Bond Street, where we found yet another syringe as students walked past to go for lunch.

We found more used needles in a nearby laneway and on the sidewalk. All just steps from The Works, Toronto’s first safe injection site.
Because... junkies.

RELATED: Forget about neurologists...

...we gotta save all those idiots who are killing themselves...
A drug-checking device that's the first of its kind in Canada is going to be tested in Vancouver — the epicentre of the province's unprecedented overdose crisis.

The device, called a Fourier-Transform Infrared Spectrometer (FTIR), allows people to anonymously submit samples of street drugs to be tested for opioids, stimulants and other drugs like MDMA.
Remember Campbellford Mayor Hector MacMillian?wynningOntario Liberals will pay for IVF or a new vagina... but not to remove a cancerous tumour.

Don't look at me... I didn't vote for them.

Just something to ponder...

...during your 5 year wait to see a neurologist...

The Sky Guys, a two-year-old Toronto-based company, has won a $750,000 contract to work with the Ministry of Transportation over the next two years to develop artificially intelligent-enabled drones to monitor Ontario’s 400-series highways.

RELATED: Welfare and big business...
Imagine if the big three automakers could back “car stamps” so that taxpayers were forced to pay for cars for people in a certain demographic. It’s nice work if you can get it.

09 November 2017

That's some "Religion of Peace"

I just wanna know what they do at the bachelor party...party boys

An Egyptian bridegroom has been seriously injured after he was hit by shotgun pellets fired by a guest celebrating his wedding. The groom suffered serious injuries to his testicles, thigh and hand and is being treated in hospital.

Reports of the incident have provoked a strong reaction on social media, with many calling for the tradition of firing gunshots in public celebration to be banned.
What's next, for Allah's sake... no more stoning promiscuous women?

And William Wallace wept

“This is a public health measure and public health measures are always about society deciding on a self-imposed restriction for the public good,” he said. “It is a bit like the smoking ban or minimum alcohol pricing.”
Or making "medical" marijuana available to teenagers?


RELATED: I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...
Germany's top court has ruled that there must be the option of registering a gender that is neither male nor female on birth certificates. It would make Germany the first European country to allow parents to designate their intersex offspring as a third gender.
Happy LGBTQWERTY to you!


"So #ClimateBarbie, do chemical weapons have a carbon footprint or not?"

UPDATE: Another Trudeau acolyte eats crow...
Environment Minister Catherine McKenna says the now-deleted tweet was "clearly a mistake" and condemned Syrian President Bashar al-Assad's regime in the war-torn country.

08 November 2017

Christians, Jews, Hindus & Sikhs...

...need not apply...islamophobia

"The city of Toronto will be funding a Muslim youth fellowship internship program in city councillors’ offices."
Hiring based solely on religious affiliation. Isn't that how they do it in Iraq & Iran?

Who says Canadians are boring?

NISKU, Alberta - Two vehicles collided near the industrial park in Nisku on Monday morning, landing one vehicle in the ditch.

The twist, however, is that none of the five people in one of the vehicles was wearing any clothes.


UPDATE: Stranger and stranger...
"Kidnapping charges are pending against three people arrested in the buff after a collision Monday morning in Nisku."

"Leduc and Nisku are two communities south of Edmonton which are in extremely close proximity to each other. At the time of the incident, four of the five arrested were taken to hospital."
Hmmm... Leduc... Nisku... that sounds so familiar.

Just another day in ClintonWorld


Hillary Clinton personally OK’d a plan to have protesters dress in Donald Duck costumes to disrupt Donald Trump’s campaign rallies. Brazile said she was worried that not only would the stunt feed allegations made by Trump campaign operatives that Clinton was hiring protesters, but that the Disney Corp. would sue the campaign for copyright infringement.

RELATED: But wait... there's more...PANTSUIT ON FIRE
How is it possible that the leader of the Democratic Party was talking to colleagues about trying to replace its nominee during the general election because of health concerns, and none of the thousands of journalists covering the campaign got wind of it?

The truth was dangerous, so the Praetorian Guard sprang to Clinton’s defense.

07 November 2017

“The safety of a republic..."

"...depends essentially on the energy of a common National sentiment; on a uniformity of principles and habits; on the exemption of the citizens from foreign bias, and prejudice; and on that love of country which will almost invariably be found to be closely connected with birth, education and family.”

RELATED: More manufactured "racism"
Dauntarius Williams, 21, admitted to spraying the racist graffiti on his own car that featured racial slurs like “go home,” “date your own kind,” and “die,” the Riley County Police Department said.
And from the comments at SDA...
Muslim College Student Who Lied About Trump Supporters Attacking Her On NY Subway Pleads Guilty.
Truly, a sign of the times.

06 November 2017

Those violent, lawless "Canadians"...

...putting us all to shame...lawlessness

"One gun was allegedly found in the possession of alleged Jamestown Crips gang members Ayub Osman, 20, and Mohamed Abdulle, 25, who were found allegedly drunk and passed out in a parked car in downtown Toronto in July."

"And Michigan native Randy Jackson II could be linked to as many as 67 firearms that he purchased this year. Only seven have been recovered so far."

Because... Africa

"The US special forces detachment ambushed in the Niger last month fought alone for hours after the local Nigerien forces they were accompanying fled in the first minutes of the engagement."

"Four US Green Berets and five Nigerien troops died in the incident."
Lest you imagine this was an isolated incident of the outrageous inhumanity, perfidy and faithlessness of African militaries and militias...
The atmosphere was to grab whatever you could, do whatever you liked. Government soldiers and allied militias were told they could rape and loot, instead of being paid.

RELATED: Free at last, free at last...

...thank gawd, I'm free at... sweet baby jebus...
The clinical director at the Teddy Bear Clinic, Dr Shaheda Omar, said more education was needed to dispel the myth that raping children or having sex with a virgin was a cure for HIV. According to statistics provided by Solidarity Helping Hand Women in Action, a woman is raped every 17 seconds in South Africa.
Don't get me started on what these people do to albinos.

05 November 2017

I'm beginning to see...

...a pattern here... what exactly has Justin Trudeau's chief fundraiser been up to?skynet

Bronfman and his Montreal-based investment company, Claridge Inc., were key players linked to a $60-million US offshore trust in the Cayman Islands that may have cost Canadians millions in unpaid taxes.

It's a 24-year paper trail of confidential memos and private records involving two prominent families with Liberal Party ties that experts say appear to show exploitation of legal tax loopholes, disguised payments and possible "sham" transactions.
Oh... it gets better...insert alt text here
In addition to the Queen, three former Canadian prime ministers have connections to the offshore world that show up in the Paradise Papers:

Paul Martin's former shipping empire Canada Steamship Lines — now run by his sons — is one of Appleby's "biggest clients," according to a document in the leak. Martin offered no comment and CSL said it complies with all laws and regulations wherever it operates.
Brian Mulroney was on the board of Said Holdings, run by Syrian-born billionaire Wafic Said, who helped broker the biggest arms deal in British history. Through a lawyer, Mulroney said he considers Said "a good friend" and is "proud" to have served the company.
Jean Chrétien lobbied for an East African oil venture called Madagascar Oil. A register of the company's investors lists him as the recipient of 100,000 stock options, but Chrétien told CBC/Radio-Canada he never got, or even heard of, any such options.

Because, gawd knows...

...it's not like my PC has ever crashed...skynet

"In the last two weeks, for the first time in the rich history of the TTC and unbeknownst to the passengers in the cars behind, hundreds of trains were being run by computer."

RELATED: I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...
"I am concerned both with the state of the infrastructure and with the fact that the CBSA was not made aware of these risks or of the report by Shared Services Canada," wrote Canada Border Services Agency President Linda Lizotte-MacPherson.
Mrs Neo listens to CBC radio in the kitchen in the mornings and they were talking about the new CBSA computer system and how it had crashed over 200 times over the last little while.