Showing posts with label thanks for the memories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thanks for the memories. Show all posts

03 April 2020

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19 October 2019

How quickly we forget

Nobody defeated Hitler by glueing themselves to a commuter train...insert alt text here
Best known for manufacturing sewing machines, Singer produced a handful of .45s on the eve of World War II, and their guns were so good the U.S. Military asked the company to build more complicated equipment instead.

In December 2017, a Singer 1911 sold at auction for an eye-popping $414,000, one of the highest prices ever paid at auction for a handgun.

29 November 2017

Great-Grampie on the road to Sodom...

I'm picturing a leathery old guy with cowboy boots and a second amendment t-shirt...exit stage left
"An 85-year-old male motorcyclist is dead following a crash on the QEW Erie. The Toronto-bound lanes of the highway have been closed between Netherby and Sodom roads as a collision reconstruction team investigates the crash."
As someone who has actually woken up in the back of an ambulance to find his shirt, pants & helmet have been scissored off, I'm thinkin'... there are worse ways for an octogenarian to check out.

For instance...
Police were called to the scene at about 5:11 p.m. when the 83-year-old victim’s family reported they had found his hat on the ice surface and were concerned that he had fallen through into the water.

24 August 2016

"Dave's not quantumly entangled..."

"...at this particular juncture of the space-time continuum, man..."
This study aimed to explore the effects of lysergic acid diethylamide, a serotonergic hallucinogen, on semantic processing and more specifically, lexical retrieval.
Perhaps, instead of medical marijuana, we should be providing weekly sheets of blotter to all those unfortunates who can't live without their medicine.

Oh, wait... Calling Doctor Caramel Corn
Apparent laziness caused by the main psychoactive ingredient in marijuana persists even when the same amount of pot’s medicinal component is added, a new study suggests.
Justin has to have thought this whole medical dope deal through after reviewing all the science... right?

18 November 2011

04 January 2011

14 June 2010

Closing credits

So... it's been a whole week since Mrs Neo's Dad died. We're still prone to spontaneously blurting out our favourite G-Dad stories... but more often these days with a smile than a tear.

The whole family traveled to Toronto and retrieved G-Dad's ashes the other day and he currently sits... once again uncomplainingly... in his favorite chair looking out on the bird feeder. Even that brings a smile to my face... because despite the fact that it was a fairly expensive custom-made motorised lift chair... G-dad, in his year and a half plus with us... resolutely refused to even once use that feature.

That was, you see... for old guys... and he was having none of that.

We have also since learned that the last independent act of G-Dad's life was to redo his will and, amazingly, climb into his car and drive to a former law-partner's home to have it witnessed. Given his horrendous physical condition, which we discovered just two days later (6'2" and 125 lbs.)... which prompted us to travel to Toronto, kidnap and bring him back here to live with us... it was an errand of heroic proportions.

It's obvious to us now that G-Dad was feeling so physically precarious that he just had to tie up this one last loose end. While you or I would have been dialing 911, or looking for someone to drive them to the hospital... G-Dad just had to perform his last lawyerly duty.

It's just so typical... so utterly him.

I'm sure he had no idea that, with a little medical intervention, he had any significant amount of time left.

I'm just grateful that we got to spend it with him.

13 March 2010

Let me count the ways

So, an aboriginal icon bites the dust... and is remembered... fondly?
-- SHELLBROOK, Sask. -- David Ahenakew, a former Saskatchewan aboriginal leader who was stripped of the Order of Canada for calling Jews a "disease", has died in hospital after a long battle with cancer.
It would be an injustice to remember the man simply for his anti-semitism... for he was much, much more...
In 1984, he outraged aboriginal women by arguing against federal government plans to abolish an Indian Act provision that stripped women of their Indian status if they married a non-Indian. Ahenakew maintained that aboriginal people themselves should determine their own membership.
And there was his nose for both business & politics...
He was ousted as leader of the assembly in 1985 amid allegations of financial mismanagement and later was among six Saskatchewan men accused of using kickbacks from government grants and contracts to pay for the failed 1984 Liberal leadership bid of the former Indian affairs minister John Munro.
And the way he was always willing to go that extra mile to accommodate the views of his neighbours...
Ahenakew warned at a meeting of the Assembly of First Nations two years ago that if aboriginal grievances were not taken seriously, there would be violent consequences.

"The way things are happening in this country with Indian Affairs is leading to physical confrontation," he said at the time. "We had it here a few years ago, but when it breaks out across the country, you won't have the army, you won't have the police forces -- you won't have anything to stop the destruction that will take place."
Yes... pardon me while I weep.

01 January 2009

So wind 'er up and let's go

We don't stand much on ceremony here at "the halls."

I would like, however... to say "thank you" to the folks who bother to drop by and participate in my little endeavor.

With a few notable exceptions it's been engaging and thought-provoking. I look forward, in 2009, to more of the same.

THANKS AGAIN AND HAPPY NEW YEAR.

neo

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13 December 2007

Disposable?

I guess you could try thinking of it as recycling.
-- HONG KONG -- The case of a Korean girl given up by a Dutch diplomat and his wife in Hong Kong seven years after adopting her has sparked outrage among social workers and expatriate Koreans who are struggling to find a new home for her.

A South Korean consular official in Hong Kong said the couple, who adopted the child when she was four months old, had handed her over last May into the care of Hong Kong authorities.
This puts me in mind of the current Hollyweird craze... where obscenely wealthy celebrities pluck African waifs from obscurity to the regal trumpeting of the stargazing media.
The South China Morning Post reported that the couple had adopted the girl while they were based in South Korea, believing they could not have children. The wife later gave birth to two children, the report said.
Sad.

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RELATED: Speaking of "not so happy endings"

Seems there's a little discord in La-La Land.
-- VICTORIA -- For the first time, suicide is now the second-leading cause of death among young people in British Columbia.

Kelli Kilpatrick, director of the unit, said the majority of youth who committed suicide -- mostly by hanging -- were heading toward their 19th birthday
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So, what's up with British Columbia... that famous refuge of aging hippies?

There's a hint at the bottom of the article...
It also said too many young aboriginal people died unexpectedly, with alcohol being was a risk factor in most of those deaths.
Shsssssh... not so loud.

23 November 2007

Just a heads up here, Mark...

A self-proclaimed socially progressive person... might not actually want to base his "life philosophy" on the musings of Groucho Marx...
Mr. Warner said he hasn't ripped up his Conservative membership, but hinted that it's not likely he will be staying. "My philosophy in life is not to want to belong to any club that wouldn't have me as a member."

"It's just the way I approach life."
Well Mark, you deep thinker... the actual quote is, "would have me as a member"... but that's what happens when you pull a life philosophy out of the pop culture ether.

Cute mis-quotation... but remember, Marx also famously recounted...
I did a bond tour during the Second World War. We were raising money, and we played Boston and Philadelphia and most of the big cities. And we got to Minneapolis.

There wasn't any big theater to play there, so we did our show in a railroad station. Then I told the audience, that I knew a girl in Minneapolis. She was also known in St. Paul, she used to come over to visit me.

She was known as "The Tail Of Two Cities."
Try that one out at your next Fiberal or NDP fundraiser and... I daresay... Libby Davies will happily rip off your balls.

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07 November 2007

Toronto the not-so-good

Check out the murder map.

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UPDATE: Looks like Tuffy got tenderised
Sun sources say the victim is known as "Tuffy," a high-ranking member of the Point Blank Soldiers street gang based in Regent Park.

The PBS are suspected of being involved in several shootings, including one earlier this year at Yonge and Shuter Sts., and are known to be feuding with other street gangs.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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LAST WORD: Is there a Vancouver map?

03 November 2007

11 April 2007

And Tralfamador wept

Kurt Vonnegut 1922 - 2007...
“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.’