YET ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL PALESTINIAN CONJOB...

-- "Recent videos show bustling markets and calm streets — a façade of normalcy meant to reinforce legitimacy. Within six weeks, famine conditions seemingly vanished. Can that be real? If famine had truly taken hold, it would not have dissipated so quickly. Either the crisis was overstated, the data manipulated or public perception deliberately managed. Truth demands transparency, even when it challenges narratives we’ve grown accustomed to believing." --

The sad truth is... deception is a way of life for Palestinians. 

In other 'Religion of Peace' news...

-- "In the decade since the Bataclan attacks in Paris, France has averaged nearly one deadly terrorist attack every six months, demonstrating the scale to which radical Islamism has transformed the fabric of the nation." --

TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK IS NOT A STRATEGY...

-- "‘He's incompetent. He's a thief. He's a Nazi. And people don't trust him,’ former Rep. Jamaal Bowman, D-N.Y., told CNN. Other Democrats have lauded fascist claims against Musk, including Bowman's former fellow 'Squad' member, Rep. Ayanna Pressley, D-Mass., who said last month Musk was a 'Nazi nepo baby.'" --

Bowman, Bowman... that sounds so familiar...

-- "The House notably censured Bowman in 2023 for pulling a fire alarm in the Capitol to interrupt government shutdown negotiations." --

JUSTIN SAVES CANADA... AN ONGOING SERIES...

-- "According to the study, the number of people in Ontario who required hospital care for cannabis use disorders jumped by 270 per cent, from about 1.3 in every 1,000 people before legalization to 4.6 after legalization. Over the same period, the percentage of all new cases of schizophrenia in Ontario patients who had received hospital care for CUDs before their diagnosis increased from seven per cent to 16 per cent." --

And never mind what's happening on Canada's highways. 

Or whatever you call this...

-- "Cannabis use during pregnancy has more than doubled in Ontario over the past decade according to a new study led by CHEO Research Institute scientist Dr. Daniel Corsi." --

  Now there was one more thing... but I can't think what it was.

THE GRAVES THAT WEREN'T...

REMEMBER... THE TEDDY BEARS ARE ENTIRELY OPTIONAL...

-- "Tales of mass murder and mass graves produced a massive moral panic. Marches were held, symbolic children’s shoes were assembled, churches were burned and vandalized, hundreds of millions were committed to investigating further mass graves and the Prime Minister ordered flags at every embassy abroad and federal building at home to be lowered for nearly six months." --

The Lunatic Left

Two words... Missionary... Stew...

“The 4th dimensional walls of reality are threatening to collapse in on themselves,” said Sgt. Jean-Luc Branent, of the Montreal Police.

“With this one statue no longer left to commemorate him, Prime Minister MacDonald has been permanently erased from the chronostream! He no longer appears in any of our history books, museums, films, or records, because he was never born!”

“Run! Run for your lives from the quantum timequake,” screamed Branent as he outraced a shimmering wall of 4th dimensional energy unleashed by the felled statue.

That one never gets old

I just wanna hear the one about the Bosnian snipers... again...

"Lmao at Hillary unironically using the limit replies feature so we can’t point out that her credibly accused predator husband got a massage from an Epstein sex slave," said Washington Examiner commentator Tiana Lowe.

Lowe was alluding to newly-surfaced photographs showing the former president receiving a neck massage from an Epstein accuser.

Call me a cranky old man, but...

...I'm not taking medical advice from Tom Hanks... or Kylie Jenner...Time to throw another politician on the barbie.

At least as carbon-neutral...

...as Eco-Prince Chuckles...

Prince Charles flew 16,000 miles in just 11 days using three private jets and one helicopter before proudly posing with Greta Thunberg in Davos. His travel totalled more than 16,000 miles in less than a fortnight at an estimated cost to the taxpayer of £280,000.

According to the Paramount Business Jet calculator, which lets passengers work out their carbon emissions, the air travel will have emitted more than 162 metric tons of carbon – 18 times an average Briton’s annual total.

Gimme my "Global Warming" now, dammit!

Severe winter weather combined with a harsh cold snap has left dozens dead across Afghanistan and Pakistan as officials work to reopen highways and evacuate people cut off by heavy snowfall and flash flooding.

"I did not have sex..."

"...with that woman"... Part Deux...

Stern replied, “Raise your right hand; you’ve never had a lesbian affair.”

If she just owned up, in today's political climate, it'd bring more votes than it cost, but now that's off the table.

COMPARE AND CONTRAST:

Clinton was aware that Hillary was bisexual and he didn’t care. "He said Hillary had eaten more pussy than he had."

IT'S NOT A BUG, IT'S A FEATURE:

The angry feminists were out in force. There were more signs talking about “PUSSY” than on the Reeperbahn.

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LAST WORD: I'm with Joe Rogan...

"If Hillary Clinton was my own mom, I’d be like, 'Mom! You can’t be president. You can’t stand up fast.'"

Couldn't manage not to cheat...

...on the mother of his children, but now he's going to... "Save the World"...

“We have reached a tipping point and we still have the ability to change course, but only for 10 years.”

Perhaps Chuckles imagines he's been sallying about on solar powered eco-planes all his privileged life.

No wonder his mummy doesn't think he's ready for the big chair.

HE'LL BE KNOWN AS THE LYIN' KING:

"The Royal family are no strangers to flying, with the royal plane estimated to have touched down in over 100 different countries in its lifetime."

"The Queen's Flight of the RAF acquired a total of three 146-100s, designated BAe 146 CC2. These aircraft were fitted with a luxurious bespoke interior and operated in a VIP configuration."

Of course, what's an unemployed, er... never, ever, actually employed 71 year-old placeholder figurehead supposed to do?

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COMPARE AND CONTRAST: Here's a problem for a King...

The number of teens stabbed to death in London has reached an 11-year high, according to a report published by the BBC, with 23 teenagers being murdered on the streets of the capital since the start of this year.

Ship of Fools List of Shame

Yes... it's a mystery...

"Scientists, students, filmmakers from University of Rhode Island’s Inner Space Center on a mission to 'document climate change effects' in the Canadian Arctic Archipelago have to be rescued after the ship is damaged after grounding on unexpected hard, bluey-white substance floating on the sea."

No, sorry... not "The Onion."

A postscript to my post on...

...a cooler full of, well... you know...

Canadian socialized health care...

...worth every penny...

Woman fired after working 20 years as hospital nurse with a different identity. A spokeswoman for the health authority said a search tuned up no evidence the woman had a nursing degree. Savard was at a loss to explain how someone with no formal training had lasted in the job so long.

Burying the tomahawk...

...right between her own lily white shoulders...

"A radio interview with Democratic presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren turned awkward Friday after the host pressed the candidate over her past claims of Native American ancestry and told her, 'You're kind of like the original Rachel Dolezal'."

That's gonna leave a mark.

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RELATED: Too many politicians... not enough honestyMonty Python said it best...

Reg: "All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

So what do the Canadian people get for almost 100 million dollars and years of career politicians wining & dining themselves all around the country?

The $92M national inquiry concludes "We do know that thousands of Indigenous women, girls and 2SLGBTQQIA (two-spirit, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, questioning, intersex and asexual) have been lost to "the Canadian genocide" to date.

Nothing, of course, one wouldn't expect... the usual neo-marxist jargon.

Crown-Indigenous Relations Minister Carolyn Bennett's office issued a statement saying the minister wouldn't comment on the report's findings.

Yes, I'm shocked, truly.

Say, here's a thought. How about we go with the data instead of the "warm feels" generated by Justin Trudeau's "bought & paid for CBC?"

Crucially for a prevailing stereotype related to the issue, nearly 90 per cent of murders of aboriginal women were solved, a rate that barely differed from that of non-aboriginal women (88 versus 89 per cent).

Of the 2,500 murdered aboriginal Canadians, murdered in Canada between 1982 and 2011, fully 71 per cent — 1,750 — were male, and 745 were female.

Apparently the Commish doesn't give a goose feather about dead aboriginal dudes.

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LAST WORD: How about protecting aboriginal children...

...from their parents?

"The rate of deaths from injuries is 3 to 4 times higher for Aboriginal children than for other children in Canada."
Source: Government of Canada (2002) Healthy Canadians – A Federal Report on Comparable Health Indicators Ottawa: Health Canada.

And...

One in 10 aboriginal children now lands in foster care, compared to one in 200 for non-aboriginal children, the AFN said.

There are currently three times as many children in foster care as there were in residential schools.

The numbers don't lie. Politicians do.

On the plus side, it makes you...

...smarter and better looking...

Growing a kilogram of Trudope injects a staggering 4600 kg of CO2 emissions into the atmosphere.

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RELATED: Smell the "Social Justice"...

If the goal of the Trudeau government’s Dimensions program is “to foster increased research excellence, innovation and creativity,” is the best means really to pick people by their reproductive plumbing, skin colour, sexual preference, religion, and ethnicity?

The good news is, there's growing equity in the hood.

Next Up: Put on a lab coat...

...and pretend to cure cancer...In other "DemoClown" news...

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) claimed Sunday that people who believe the suggestion that the world will end in 12 years have the intelligence of a “sea sponge,” even though Ocasio-Cortez made that very claim in January.

Just joking? That sounds so familiar.

Eggshell blue... that's gonna go nicely...

...with his Bridal Path eco-mansion...

"He enters a state of existential reflection, with a realization of his impending mortality: what will be the intrinsic value of his music, if the ice caps melt and the world is no longer sustainable?

Or perhaps more pertinently, he realises that with his stadium-sized cultural standing, and ability to impact on the world at large, he is in an undeniable position of power to enact meaningful change and ensure the survival of the planet’s ecosystem – a network nearly as complicated, beautiful, and wonderfully diverse as Drake himself."

Complicated? Like Avril Lavigne? I suppose that's one word...

"In a song called All Charged Up he raps 'Niggers snitching on us without no interrogation. I stay silent ‘cause we at war.'"

"In another the song No Tellin, he says,'Yeah, police comin’ ‘round lookin’ for some help, On a case they gotta solve, we never help ‘em.'"

Yeah... he's a absolute peach. And just a bit of a poseur...

"He was raised by his mother in Forest Hill, an affluent and predominantly Jewish neighborhood in Toronto. He attended Jewish day school, had a Bar Mitzvah at age 13 and observed the Jewish High Holy Days with his mother. 'My mom has always made Hanukkah fun,' Drake recalls."

You're a "gangsta-come-lately," you gotta try harder, I guess.

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RELATED: In other "Snitches get Stitches" news...

Justin Trudeau's "post-national hip-hop state"... it's a cold, cold place.

York Regional Police Insp. Thai Truong told reporters as many as 400 students from around the region were at the party when Rizwaan Aboobakar Wadee was shot.

“The biggest concerning factor, one of the most frustrating factors for us, is that when police arrived on scene after 4 a.m. and located the deceased... nobody was in the house,” he said.

“Not a single person that we know about had tried to assist Mr. Wadee or stayed on scene.”

The Global Warming Chronicles...

...Chapter Two...

"An Oxford University professor, Dr Young-hae Chi has claimed aliens are already breeding with humans to create a new hybrid species that will save Earth from annihilation from climate change."

Imagine my relief.

Eco-Warrior poster child...

...denounces Global Warming Hoax...

"And so you’ve got the green movement creating stories that instill fear in the public. You’ve got the media echo chamber — fake news — repeating it over and over and over again to everybody that they’re killing their children, and then you’ve got the green politicians who are buying scientists with government money to produce fear for them in the form of scientific-looking materials."

And while we're questioning stuff, what exactly is the deal with recycling?

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SOCIALIST TRIUMPH • VENEZUELA GOES GREEN

CARACAS (AP) • Venezuela’s worst power and communications outage on Friday deepened a sense of isolation and decay, endangering hospital patients, forcing schools and businesses to close and cutting people off from their families, friends and the outside world.

“I’m desperate,” said Maria Isabel Garcia, a 39-year-old office worker who hadn’t been able to buy food for her three young children because she wasn’t able to take money out of the bank on Thursday.