31 August 2026

THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MENS SOULS... CHAINSAW EDITION...

-- "A preliminary hearing saw horrific photos of Rivas’ dismembered body, damning new autopsy evidence and text revelations that David Anthony Burke, whose stage name is D4vd, had gotten Celeste Rivas pregnant when she was just 13. Rivas’ parents, Jesus Rivas and Mercedes Martinez, watched in horror during the first day of the hearing as shocking images of her decapitated and mutilated corpse were displayed in court." --
It's all crush, kill, destroy.

AND YOU THOUGHT CARIBANA WAS TOO SPICY...

-- "According to the Met, there were 169 arrests on the first day of the two-day street party. The capital’s police force said that they made arrests for 'possession of drugs, possession of weapons, assaults (including assaults on emergency workers) and sexual offences.'   Police also responded to two knife attacks." --
Yeah... time travel with me.

THOSE GOSH-DARNED 'BRAMPTON' MEN...

-- "Disbarred Brampton lawyer Pawanjeet Singh Mann, 52, has been arrested and charged in connection with a multimillion‑dollar fraud investigation involving trust accounts and legal transactions across Peel, police announced Monday. the Law Society Tribunal of Ontario revoked his licence in July 2025, finding he had  'knowingly participated in a mortgage fraud scheme' in late 2019." --
Meanwhile... south of the border...
-- "An India-born cab driver sentenced to 20 years behind bars for kidnapping and raping a woman at knifepoint in 2011 has had his citizenship revoked, the Justice Department confirmed Monday." --

30 August 2026

MISSISSAUGA... WHERE YOU'RE PLAYING BY THIRD WORLD RULES...

-- "Two men were found suffering from stab wounds and were taken to the hospital with serious injuries. Officers searched the area and then located one of the suspects. He has been identified as 30‑year‑old Ali Halimi of Mississauga.   A second male suspect is considered 'armed and dangerous.'" --

Pay attention, folks... they will kill you for a parking space

 I'm so old, I remember non-McStabby Ontario...

-- "Durham Regional Police say two 15-year-olds from Oshawa have been arrested after two people were chased by individuals armed with knives over the weekend." --

THOSE GOSH-DARNED GERMAN MEN ARE AT IT AGAIN...

-- "A 31-year-old British woman has died after being stabbed in an underpass at Rosenheim railway station in Germany.   A 27-year-old man, from the nearby county of Furstenfeldbruck, was arrested at the scene. German Police did not release the names of the victim or the suspect." --
Sounds totally random...
-- "The woman had just arrived in Rosenheim after a flight from London and was believed to be travelling onwards to Austria." --

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO... 'IF IT ONLY SAVES ONE LIFE?'

-- "A violent ex-con who had been wanted by the FBI for two cowardly Big Apple murders had a bizarre message for New Yorkers after getting nabbed by the NYPD on Saturday. 'God is good, God is great,' Jesus Acosta said as he was hauled off to Bronx Criminal court. Acosta was still on parole after being released from state prison April 23 following 10 years behind bars on assault and felony gun possession charges." --

29 August 2026

NO GUN... NO PROBLEM...

-- "One man is in custody and police are searching for a possible second suspect after two men were critically injured in a double stabbing in Mississauga. No other details have been released." --
And...
-- "A man has been seriously injured following a stabbing at Queens Quay and Dan Leckie Way on the city’s lakefront." --
And...
-- "A woman has been stabbed near Jane Street and Sheppard Avenue in North York." --

ONCE AGAIN... THOSE GOSH-DARNED 'LONDON' MEN...

-- "Hamza Iqbal, Rehan Khan, Judex Atshatshi, and Saif Ali have pleaded guilty to destroying a car park full of ambulances at their base in Golders Green, one of London’s most prominent Jewish neighbourhoods, in a targeted attack on Britain’s Jewish community." --
Nota bene...
-- "The cost of the attack is estimated to have exceeded £1 million ($1.35m), with each ambulance costing around £250,000." --

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #50/2023...

-- "Brampton man Nathan Bell found guilty of discharging a firearm while subject to three separate weapons prohibition orders in a deadly Moss Park shooting has been sentenced to 10 years, nine months in prison." --
And not a Bob or a Doug anywhere to be seen.

LIBERALS PRE-PAID GOVERNMENT 'JOURNALISM' GOES AWRY...

-- "Even the Liberal government ran away from the CBC memo on Friday." --

THE BEE, AS USUAL, NAILS IT...

-- "Millions were stunned this week when the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation ordered its anchors to refer to 9/11 as 'jet crashes,' strictly instructing the avoidance of terms like 'terrorist attacks.'   However, this really wasn't a change for the CBC, which has always had a unique voice for news." --

YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "Toronto Police are on the hunt for three suspects who are wanted in connection with a shooting that happened near Church Street and Weston Road overnight. three male suspects in dark clothing were seen fleeing the area in a dark-coloured sedan.   No other details were released." --
And...
-- "A man in his 40s has suffered life-threatening injuries after he was stabbed in the Toronto’s downtown core Friday night, police say." --
When you really, really don't want to say Jane & Finch...
-- "Toronto Police are on the hunt for a woman who fled the scene of a stabbing at Jane Street and Shoreham Drive in North York on Saturday morning." --

28 August 2026

THOSE GOSH-DARNED 'MILTON' MEN...

Milton man Terrell Trench, 34, is facing 12 human trafficking and firearms-related charges including possession of a firearm without a licence in the Greater Toronto Area. Trench 'procured and trafficked' a female victim through a combination of deception, coercion and control.
And here's his buddy... 'Mississauga Man.'

NO GUN, NO PROBLEM... YOUR DAILY GTA MAYHEM...

-- "Toronto Police are investigating the stabbing of a male in his 30s near Dundas and Sherbourne streets in the city’s downtown core early Friday morning. There is no suspect information available at this time." --
Warning... massive outbreak of gypsies...
-- "As of Aug. 26, Durham Regional Police said there have been a total of 114 distraction-style thefts in the region this year. The highest number of reports was seen in the spring with 27 incidents in April and 28 in May." --

SCOTT ADAMS HAD A POINT...

-- "The Eagles football player, wearing No. 88, was rushing to score a touchdown when the rogue adult extended his left leg and tripped the boy. The 9-year-old football player and adult both tumbled to the ground as officials halted the game’s play." --
Think it's any different in Canada?
-- "Blacks are overrepresented in federal prisons by more than 300% vs their population, while for Aboriginals the over representation is nearly 500%." --
And what's up with Ilhan Omar's son?

I'M SO OLD... I REMEMBER CANADA...

-- "Multiple neighbours have identified the Modcity worker as one of the company’s founders, Rohan Sadana, and when those neighbours tried to get them to stop, Sadana started biting into pears before throwing them at the residents while other workers continued to cut down tree after tree. CityNews reached out Modcity, but did not receive a response." --
In other diversity/strength news...
-- "Bingbing Dong, 41, and Peng Zhang, 43, have been arrested and Jiachen Dong, 37, is being sought in connection to an alleged investment fraud scheme that resulted in financial losses totalling around $3.49 million, Toronto Police confirmed in a release on Friday." --

NONE SO BLIND AS THOSE WHO WILL NOT SEE...

-- "As a result of the crackdown on open-air drug markets, authorities have seized more than 100 kilograms of fentanyl, 40 guns, and $1.3 million in proceeds.  'That is enough fentanyl to kill 50 million people, or Oregon's population, 11 times,' the US Attorney's Office said in a press release." --

27 August 2026

NOW, THEY JUSY HAVE TO ROUND UP OL' MAROOF...

-- "Police say 30-year-old Josta MacNeal, wanted in connection with the fatal shooting of a 35-year-old Mitchell Snoddon in Niagara Falls last month has been arrested in Montreal. Police are still searching for 23-year-old Maroof Bangi." --
Say... what's going on in Brantford?

TAMARA LICH WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "Nineteen-year-old Zara Jabbi, accused of firing shots at the United States Consulate in Toronto will remain on bail an Ontario judge has ruled, after the Crown sought to have the decision reversed. The reasons Jabbi was released on bail cannot be reported due to a court-imposed publication ban." --

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #43/2024 - SELF DEFENSE FOR SOME...

-- "Tefai Opoku-Boadu, accused of second-degree murder of in the stabbing death of Matthew Rumble, 39, at Jane Subway Station two years ago was found not guilty by an Ontario judge Wednesday." --
And then, there's the case of Jason Munroe.

GOTTA HAVE PRIORITIES, SAYS MAYOR ZO...

-- "New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani said he was 'deeply saddened' by the death of Rikers Island inmate Clarence Woodward, a 39-year-old homeless parolee charged with murdering shop owner Jose Miranda with a meat cleaver in an unprovoked attack. Woodward had reportedly been released from prison about a month before the attack." --

IF WE CALL HIM A RUSSIAN, NOBODY'S GONNA NOTICE... RIGHT?

-- "The incident transpired after a fight when a Russian national from the mainly Muslim  region of Chechnya was provoked by several people who were believed to be Afghan nationals. The man is accused of returning with his car, driving onto a bus lane in front of Caen station and killing the two men and wounding nine others." --

I'M SO OLD, I REMEMBER SCARBOROUGH BEFORE IT WAS GAZA...

-- "Emergency crews were called to Fairway Drive, near Bellamy Road and Lawrence Avenue, just before 1:30 a.m. on Thursday after receiving reports that multiple vehicles were on fire. No suspect information has been released at this point." --
UPDATE: Bit of an unexpected twist...
-- "The incident happened at the residence of Scarborough Centre Liberal MP Salma Zahid." --

THOSE GTA SHOOTERS WITH THE WAY-COOL NAMES...

-- "Fawaz Sheikh, 22, of Ajax and a minor from Pickering have been charged with second degree murder in the killing of 17 year-old Anthony Dixon in Pickering, the Durham Regional Police Service homicide unit announced on Wednesday." --

SADLY, YOU TICK ALL THOSE DEI BOXES... YOU GET THE JOB...

-- "Notorious soft-on-crime Brooklyn Criminal Court Judge Janice Robinson released gunman Adrian Benitez at his arraignment Tuesday. Benitez, 29, was facing attempted murder charges after he was nabbed for last week’s brazen broad daylight shooting in Greenwood Heights that also killed Honey, a 7-year-old Labradoodle service dog for a woman with Down syndrome." --

26 August 2026

THE SILENCE OF THE BLMs...

-- "Lilyana Rose Wagner, then 14, was convicted of brutally killing mother Rachel Wagner, 51, after abandoning a plan to commit a school shooting, following an obsession with mass casualty events. In the months before the killing, officials said Wagner communicated via apps with anonymous people who encouraged her to plan and commit murder." --

THOSE GOSH-DARNED ANONYMOUS AIR CANADA EMPLOYEES...

-- "Two Air Canada employees were arrested by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police in connection with the trafficking of 62.5 kg of cocaine and 56 kg of cannabis on a flight from Punta Cana, in the Dominican Republic." --

Never a dull moment at Montreal-Trudope Airport, but I wonder why their names are 'top secret.' 

 In other 'we only report half the story' news...

-- "CityNews isn’t identifying the family due to their concerns about further stigmatization, but the incident happened at the Newmarket bus terminal." --

THE LIBERALS PREPAID 'NATIONAL BROADCASTER' IS REWRITING HISTORY...

-- "This week, I received a memo — presumably confidential — addressed to CBC News staff. It is authored by one Basem Boshra, who is the 'Senior Director of Journalistic Standards and Public Trust at CBC News.' In Boshra’s memo, reporters are editors are told this: 'Do not refer to the Sept. 11 attacks as terrorist attacks.'" --
You simply can't trust the MSM anymore...
-- "Other news organizations have called terrorists 'activists' (BBC), 'attackers' (CNN), 'fighters' (New York Times), and 'militants' (Time)." --
From the comments...
-- "And this, my fellow Canadians, is one of the many reasons to Defund the Castro Broadcasting Corporation." --
Perhaps Mr Boshra, who was born in the land that gave us the Muslim Brotherhood, would be more comfortable back in Cairo.

PRESIDENT GRANDAD... THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING...

-- "A Pentagon spokesman said that investigators reviewing the U.S. withdrawal from Afghanistan recently recovered classified documents that had been deliberately hidden. The revelation came on the fifth anniversary of the Abbey Gate bombing, which killed 13 U.S. service members during the chaotic evacuation from Afghanistan." --

IN REGENT PARK, THEY CALL THAT... WEDNESDAY...

-- "Kevin Joao, 20, and a 16-year-old boy have been arrested after Toronto police seized a loaded AR-15-style rifle near Dundas and Sumach streets in the city’s east end. Jahmier Adams, 19, Lamario Reddick, 20, Noah Lall, 18, and two 16-year-old and one 17-year-old girl face charges related to possession of automobile master keys and vehicle theft devices." --
In other tales of diversity/strength...
-- "Nayshaun Brown, 18, and three juveniles swiped a 2024 Mercedes-Benz G Wagon crashed head-on into another vehicle in New Jersey, killing a beloved grandmother and her longtime partner." --

More shots fired in Toronto's own 'Middle East.' 

Hang on, what's up in Kingston?

-- "Ontario’s police watchdog is investigating a shooting incident involving Kingston Police in the city’s east end on Wednesday." --
And, as usual, not a Bob or a Doug in sight.

25 August 2026

I IMAGINE THE FOLKS AT PETA ARE CRACKING OPEN THE DOM PERIGNON

-- "The people were run down on the streets of Huamantla, where 21 fighting bulls were released onto the streets amidst thrill-seekers trying their luck at dodging through the angry animals. The festival has been held since 1953 in the city." --

Well, when my time comes... I hope I can die tormenting farm animals

 Meanwhile, in other 'Darwin Awards' news.

UPDATE2: TORONTO HOMICIDE #3-#4/2022

NO HUNTERS, NOT A SINGLE AR15...
-- "Mississauga man Darriel Thompson is facing two counts of second-degree murder and one count of attempt murder after Minyali Wur, 24, and Chudier Reat, 20, were fatally shot, and a woman was wounded, in south Etobicoke almost five years ago." --

THOSE GOSH-DARNED 'TORONTO MEN' CAN'T STOP HATING...

-- "Sharan Karunakaran, 31, of Toronto has been arrested after a person was assaulted in a hate-motivated attack inside a retail store in Scarborough on Monday. Karunakaran was armed with a weapon." --

Oh, yeah... the surname Karunakaran originates from South India—specifically the Tamil Nadu and Kerala regions.

UPDATE:  It seems ol' Sharan is known for this sort of thing

And while we're on India...

-- "Durham Regional Police Service says Hindu pandit (priest) Rajendranauth Doodnauth Maraj, 50, duped a female into believing she was 'possessed by evil spirits' and then allegedly sexually assaulted her during a religious ceremony in Oshawa." --

UPDATE3: TORONTO HOMICIDE #62/2022...

-- "Toronto Police Homicide investigators announced Tuesday that Justin Longshaw, 39, of Toronto, has been charged with first‑degree murder in connection with the killing of Ding Ping Wang near Midland and Passmore avenues in Scarborough." --

Seems this isn't Justin's first rodeo. 

In other diversity/strength news...

-- "Ottawa Police say they're investigating the death of Kesi Fevrier, 27, as a femicide. Fevrier, whose body was discovered in a Lowertown home while police were investigating the death of Kingsley Nwude, 34, in a 'suspicious' car crash." --

SOMETIMES THE UNIVERSE JUST SPEAKS TO YOU...

-- "Barack Obama Elementary School in Virginia has been closed indefinitely due to an infestation of mold and rodents. You could not make this up. All of the other schools in the area are open for business. The school that is named for former President Obama is the only one with this issue." --

24 August 2026

IT'S TIME TO SEND THIS PACK OF FERAL MONKEYS TO NIRVANA...

-- "The sickening video of the President’s youngest son was distributed in media linked to the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. It comes on the heels of another video paraded around IRGC-linked media in which Tasnim News Agency released a video, 'Where to Kill Melania?' that similarly claimed to know Melania Trump’s location." --
There's a reason they're called terrorists.

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW...

-- "Ohio doctor Tamela Dutcher, 55, who published a study on 'violent and homicidal' adolescents was murdered by teen daughter 18-year-old Bryanna Dutcher’s boyfriend Christian Evans and his roommate in a planned hit against the mom and her husband." --
NOTA BENE...
-- "'Roughly one sixth of all Americans under the age of 18 years are African American; approximately one half of the youth arrested for homicide are African American,' Dutcher reported." --

23 August 2026

TO BE FAIR... AT LEAST CARNEY DIDN'T GIVE THIS GUY $10,000,000...

-- "The RCMP operation was intended to 'disrupt the individual's suspected activities,' according to the news release, and to seek a peace bond to allow for monitoring and de-escalation interventions. The youth, who has not yet been charged, is set to appear in youth court on Sept. 3." --
And...
-- "Toronto man Kayce Ranger, 35, who is accused of breaking into a North York synagogue earlier this week has been charged, according to police." --

YOU MEAN THORNCLIFFE PARK WHERE THE BEACHES SHOOTER LIVED?

-- "Toronto Police are investigating after shots were fired at several buildings at Thorncliffe Park Drive and Overlea Boulevard in East York on Sunday. A light-coloured sedan was seen fleeing the area, however, there was no further suspect description available." --
Thorncliffe, Thorncliffe... that sounds so familiar...
-- "Thorncliffe Park in Toronto hosts a large, vibrant Muslim community of nearly 40,000 residents. The primary religious and social hub is the Islamic Society of Toronto (Masjid Darus Salaam)." --
Don't take my word for it... Google "Thorncliffe Park shootings."

22 August 2026

WHY IS MARX CARNAGE CHASING AFTER MY LEGAL, REGISTERED GUNS...

-- "Navjot Singh, 29, Harkomal Singh, 29, and Mohobbatbir Randhawa, 23, have been charged after an illegal handgun was seized during a traffic stop in Brampton. Navjot Singh also provided officers with a false name before fleeing on foot. This is the 112th gun seized by Peel police this year, including 37 recovered during traffic stops." --

BLOODS, CRIPS... AIN'T NO NEVERMIND DOWN AT THE MORGUE...

-- "Toronto Police responded to the area of Wilson Avenue, east of Allen Road, at 1:24 p.m. for reports of a 'damaged vehicle driving erratically.'   The 26-year-old male driver attempted to flee the scene and one officer discharged their firearm." --

So... stolen car, drugs, guns in the glove box... what makes that sucking chest wound worthwhile?

UPDATE... Turns out, some dumbass gangbanger just rolled 'snakeyes'...
-- "Toronto Police sources said that at least two guns were recovered from the scene, including a handgun with a drum magazine." --