15 December 2017

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...

Prime Minister Stefan Lofven of Sweden has admitted his country has a problem with anti-Semitism in general and the attitudes of immigrants from the Middle East in particular.

Just three days before Mr. Lofven spoke, a group of around 20 masked men hurled firebombs at a Gothenburg synagogue, hours after an anti-Israel march in Sweden’s second largest city.

14 December 2017

Because it's 2017

"The Liberal government has issued a new directive to restrict Canada's electronic spy agency, the military and foreign ministry from using — or passing along — information that may have been derived from torture."
In Justin's post-national state... the terrorists will apparently arrest themselves.


OTTAWA — Federal Liberals followed a secretive, unethical process to nominate a new ethics commissioner and force a decision before a long winter break.

LAST WORD: Justin takes care of his pals
The government may pretend that the economic interests of the country are synonymous with Bombardier’s. But that’s no reason the rest of us have to.

Apparently, the first three allegations...

...are deductible...

“I have accepted that I can and should get dirt on my sleeves if it means witnessing the birth of a new consciousness about women. “What I will not accept is responsibility for what I have not done. I have conducted my life with a message of peace and love."

"Although I have been candid about how I have lived in books and interviews detailing my flaws, I will relentlessly fight against any untruthful character assassination that paints me as a man of violence."
So says the celebrated forefather of hiphop... a movement known for it's over the top respect & reverence for womankind. [/sarc]

Remember, membership has its privileges...
In 2014, Claremont Lincoln University awarded Russell Simmons an Honorary Doctorate Degree in Humane Letters for his work as chairman of the Foundation for Ethnic Understanding and for promoting mindfulness, compassion and interreligious collaboration in the public sphere.

Simmons's net worth was estimated at $340 million in 2011.

RELATED: Meanwhile, over at PBS...
“PBS engaged an outside law firm to conduct an investigation immediately after learning of troubling allegations regarding Mr. Smiley. This investigation included interviews with witnesses as well as with Mr. Smiley.

UPDATE: The Force Awakens
In the essay, titled “Harvey Weinstein Is My Monster Too,” Hayek recounted how Weinstein asked to take a shower with her, asked to watch her shower, asked for a massage from the actress, and asked to perform oral sex on her, among many, many other things.
The monster responds... sort of...
"Mr. Weinstein does not recall pressuring Salma to do a gratuitous sex scene with a female costar and he was not there for the filming."

More LGBTQWERTY madness

An online mob of LGBT agitators assailed a doughnut shop in Portland, Maine that teamed up with the Salvation Army to provide assistance to needy children, alleging that the charitable organization is anti-gay.

RELATED: Those "social justice" warriors...

...they're everywhere.

13 December 2017

This sounds less like...

...an intentional community... than an off-Broadway production of Grand Theft Auto V...its a liberal thing

Cocaine, marijuana and tens of thousands of dollars in cash were used to bribe voters in a recent Saskatchewan First Nation election. A 19-page report obtained by CBC News concluded there is "no doubt" vote-buying occurred during the April 20 election at Mosquito Grizzly Bear's Head Lean Man First Nation.

An Indigenous Services Canada official confirmed the report's authenticity.

Mosquito has been plagued by frequent election and governance problems. Vote-buying was discovered in its 2013 and 2015 elections, and several Mosquito officials have been convicted of fraud related to band funds.
CBC does attempt to take some of the sting out of the report...
This appears to be the first time drugs have been linked to the vote buying.
Sadly, this type of (cough, cough) malfeasance appears to be fairly widespread...
"No, that's not a parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas."

"It's a list of Kanesatake Mohawk Police weapons that have disappeared."

Remember, back... you were a kid...

...all those stabbed babies...

Yeah... me neither...

"Const. David Hopkinson told CP24 that the four-month-old girl and the man were found by first responders in or near the lobby of the building and were suffering from stab wounds. Paramedics say the baby's injuries may be life-threatening."

UPDATE: Different narrative emerges...
Early police reports said both a man and a baby were stabbed, but Constable Hopkinson later confirmed the baby's life-threatening condition is not related to stab wounds.

UPDATE2: Ask a "professional" journalist...
- TORONTO — A 34-year-old woman accused of critically injuring her baby at a south Etobicoke condominium on Wednesday is now accused of attempted murder.

She is scheduled to appear at College Park court on Thursday. Her name was not released.
Goodness knows we don't want to embarrass this woman.


LAST WORD: Toronto... the mayhem continues
Students and staff of a Scarborough elementary school are mourning the loss of a popular lunchroom supervisor, Jayanthy Seevaratna, who was killed, allegedly by her husband, at a Malvern home on Tuesday.

The suspect, identified as Kathirgamanathan Nathan Suppiah, made a brief court appearance at a Scarborough courthouse on Wednesday. He has been charged with second-degree murder.

The first thing we do is...

...hang all the lawyers...hang em

- TORONTO - Jurors deciding the fate of two men accused of murdering Laura Babcock and burning her body were never told that human remains were found in an animal incinerator belonging to one of the accused months after the Toronto woman vanished.
And then we can start on the "professional" journalists...
CNN aired a segment on President Donald Trump’s soda consumption while New York City grappled with an attempted terrorist attack Monday morning. While multiple outlets reported that a man allegedly detonated a pipe bomb in a subway corridor around 8:45 a.m., CNN broadcast a segment with the chyron, “NYT Report: Trump drinks a dozen diet cokes per day.”
And the doctors...
A British surgeon admitted to using a laser beam to carve his initials into two patient’s livers during transplant operations. The surgeon, Simon Bramhall, 53, pleaded guilty Wednesday to two counts of assault in Birmingham Crown Court, central England, after he left “SB” etched on the internal organs of a man and a woman during procedures in 2013.

Bramhall used an argon beam coagulator, which seals bleeding blood vessels with an electric beam, to make his mark.
Sweet baby jebus.

12 December 2017

Just something to think about...

...during that 7 hour wait to see the Emergency Room doctor...willie porno

Liberal Finance Minister Bill Morneau will explain that he's already earmarked more than $1 billion toward legalization over the next five years, with a focus on areas such as public safety, policing and awareness, said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly.

RELATED: Whatever happened to Alberta terror suspect?
EDMONTON -- A man accused of attempted murder after a police officer was hit by a car and stabbed is still waiting for psychiatric assessments due to a critical bed shortage at an Alberta mental hospital.
Gotta have priorities, right?

Hot off the "National Broadcaster" presses

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"Portrait of a Haitian woman", by Quebec artist François Malépart de Beaucourt, 1786. The woman portrayed in this painting was a slave owned by the artist and his wife."
Sorry, CBC... this has nothing to do with me or mine. The British Empire outlawed slavery before Canada even became an actual country.

I'm having a hard time feeling guilty about whatever some unknown Quebecois seventh great-grandfather may or may not have done to some woman TWO AND A HALF CENTURIES AGO.

Perhaps you should take this pressing matter up with PM Pierre-Lite... cos' lately he's been a veritable kiss-ass apology machine.


RELATED: Let's bring this type of thing forward...

...a couple of centuries...waste
"Back in 1988, when the Sun's Paul Jackson was at the Saskatoon Star Phoenix, he broke a startling story that showed Tommy Douglas, now revered by the CBC as "the greatest Canadian of all time," eagerly recommending the ***"CASTRATION OF HOMOSEXUALS"*** and chronic criminals."
Who's sorry now?


RELATED2: You think they'd learn


LAST WORD: I blame Canadian slaveowners
Toronto man dies in hospital after shooting near Regent Park last month. Kwsie Blair, 20, was wounded on Nov. 13 near Dundas and Parliament streets
A 19-year-old Toronto man is facing 18 charges in connection to two shooting incidents in Etobicoke and the Weston area over the last three weeks, one of which critically injured a man.

On Monday, police arrested a suspect identified as Abdullahi Mohamed and alleged he pulled the trigger in both incidents.

11 December 2017

Try running this one past...

...your "progressive" friends...slick willie

"Those of us in the phallocratic tyranny have mostly had to twiddle our thumbs in the members-only cocktail lounge with a martini in one hand and a showgirl in the other while the little ladies slugged it out."
Waiter... I'll have another, please.
No One Ever Drowned in Roy Moore's Car

Those crazy, homicidal Lutherans...

...oh, wait... looks like it was actually the "religion of peace"... yet again...boomboom

The suspect has been identified as Akayed Ullah, 27, who was wearing an improvised explosive device, Police Commissioner James O’Neill said. The device was affixed to his body with velcro and zipties, a second device was found on the suspect.

A federal law enforcement official says the device malfunctioned — it did not fully detonate
fuckupCellphone video appears to show the moment this man performed an act of non-female genital mutilation.
“Help, I’ve attempted to kill hundreds of people, and I can’t get up.”

"Clearly we need better velcro and zip tie control."

RELATED: Bring the whole fam-damily...
"Ullah came to the United States in 2011 on an F43 family immigrant visa, said Department of Homeland Security spokesman Tyler Houlton. He is now a lawful permanent resident."

RELATED2: Terrorists can game the system
Under “chain migration,” new immigrants to the U.S. are allowed to bring an unlimited number of poorly-screened foreign relatives with them, creating a never-ending flow of immigration from some terror-ridden countries.

LAST WORD: What... me worried?
The report said that to meet Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s election campaign promise to bring in 25,000 Syrian refugees by the end of 2015, changes were made to the screening process.

The screening period was shortened to 96 hours from 30 days, for example.

10 December 2017

All this "triggered" argle-bargle...

...is getting out of hand...braindead

Anyway, at some point, Bezan and Romanado posed for a picture with an unidentified third person.

As they did so, Bezan said, “This isn’t my idea of a threesome.”
And, yes... that's all of it. No pussies got grabbed, no penises were exposed. You figure it out.

09 December 2017

The socialist myth of the...

...peaceful Palestinian... Ismail Haniyah, head of the Hamas government in Gaza...psycho

“Our position remains as it is, Palestine from the sea to the Jordan river. We will not agree to two states and not to the division of Jerusalem. I hereby call for terrorism and armed struggle."
Sure... unlike what they've been doing for decades. [/sarc]


RELATED: Forget Ismail Haniyah... CBC again chooses sides...insert alt text here
"Israeli airstrikes killed two Hamas members early Saturday following a rocket attack on Israel, in the latest fallout from U.S. President Donald Trump's decision to recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capital."
Of course... President Trump made these "two Hamas members®" (remember... not terrorists, more like members of a country club) fire rockets into Israel.

Hmmm... in another timely news blurb... Toronto City Hall is installing "diversity bollards."


UPDATE: "Diversity is our... what the f@ck?!"
More than a dozen men hurled firebombs at a synagogue in Gothenburg in southern Sweden hours after locals marched in the city against the United States’ recognition of Jerusalem as Israel’s capital.

At other protest rallies about Jerusalem in Sweden, Austria and France participants chanted, respectively, in Arabic about shooting Jews, an ancient massacre of Jews and freedom for Palestinian terrorists.

LAST WORD: That's some "freedom of speech"

08 December 2017

That slippery lube-strewn slope

Sorry... in my perfect world... choice still matters...choice matters

We've gone from "Love who you like" to "love who I say, bigot."

Apparently a woman's right to have sex with only who she wants to have sex with is trumped by gay people's rights to have sex with anyone.

RELATED: Liberalism... the cutting edge**********

LAST WORD: Smell the "professional" journalism...
"If racism is such a prevalent force in our society, as college students are taught and liberals fervently believe, why is it necessary to fabricate so many false instances of it?"

07 December 2017


...I'll say it again...big bang

"In Toronto. Owned by Torontonians. How could this be allowed to happen?!"

Another story you're not gonna see...

...on the CBC...madmen

"Peace process? What peace process? Does Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas mean the videos running on the official Palestinian Authority TV station telling their citizens to kill Jews?

Or perhaps the way his government encourages terrorism by paying blood money to terrorists or their families?"
What is Canada's national broadcaster saying?drain
"With his announcement Wednesday, Trump shattered decades of unwavering U.S. neutrality on Jerusalem."
So despite over twenty years of U.S. presidents promising to move the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem, when Trump actually keeps that promise... it's the end of the world.


RELATED: Let's ask the "hopey-changey" guy...

That’s what happened in Germany in the 1930s, which despite the democracy of the Weimar Republic and centuries of high-level cultural and scientific achievements, Adolph Hitler rose to dominate, Obama noted. “Sixty million people died. . . .So, you’ve got to pay attention. And vote.”

It’s unclear whether Obama meant six million people since Adolf Hitler’s death toll reached nowhere near sixty million (although Communism, which Obama appears to not be too bothered by, claimed at least 100 million lives).

06 December 2017

The Usual Lunatics


Police believe that the plan was to launch some sort of improvised explosive device at 10 Downing Street and in the ensuing chaos attack and kill Prime Minister Theresa May.

The revelation comes hours after the head of MI5, Andrew Parker, revealed that police have foiled nine terrorist plots since March this year.

Naa'imur Zakariyah Rahman, 20, from north London, and Mohammed Aqib Imran, 21, from southeast Birmingham, are due to appear at Westminster Magistrates' Court on terror charges.

RELATED: How'd you like to have...

...these folks as your next door neighbours?crazy
"Trump to plunge Middle East into 'fire with no end' with Jerusalem speech."
Yeah... not crazy talk at all.


BREAKING: Surprise, surprise... Palestininians go batshit...
“He is declaring war in the Middle East -- he is declaring war against 1.5 billion Muslims,” the Palestinians’ senior representative in Britain, Manuel Hassassian, told BBC radio.

LAST WORD: Announces on auspicious anniversary...
"Canadians are obliged to 'remember' this event every December 6 — I call it 'Never Hear the End of It Day' — while conveniently forgetting that killer 'Mark Lépine' had been born Gamil Gharbi, the son of a Muslim immigrant wife beater."