#UnibrowMovement

"Used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright naawoooooooo!!!!"

And they lived happily ev...

...what the f@ckin' f@ck!!!

It was at the very heart of Justin Trudeau’s triumph in his first election, that having vanquished the Mordor orcs of Harperland, that the country was going to be served by new thinking and fresh approaches, that anger and conflict would be no more.

The extortion will balance itself.

**********

UPDATE: No dumbass... it's not...

“We are waiting for Indigenous leadership to show that it understands,” he said in an Ottawa news conference. “The onus is on them.”

Smell the "leadership!"

And you thought...

...Alexa was a problem...

The healing power of rap

A female security guard at a Rockland County library was fatally stabbed when she asked the suspect to turn down the music he was playing on his phone, according to a report.

Blanchard Glaudin, 25, has been charged with second-degree murder after being tackled by patrons at the Finkelstein Memorial Library in Spring Valley.

I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...

Ontario has come out with a new licence plate that is being criticized by many on social media as the plate is virtually unreadable at night.

But, but, but...

New Ontario license plates passed rigorous testing by drug dealers in unlit parking lot.

It's funny 'cos it fits.

Smell the "professional" journalism

Just picked up the audio book...

The New York Times has just published an opinion piece by deputy leader of the Taliban Sirajuddin Haqqani, a man currently wanted by the US government at a $10 million bounty. Titled “What the Taliban Want”, Haqqani argues that the Taliban has been a force for peace and open-negotiation in the Middle East, while other nations have stifled those efforts.

Can’t Hurt Me:

Master Your Mind and Defy the Odds chronicles David Goggins’ incredible life from perpetual victim to active duty Navy SEAL to world class ultra athlete and world record holder.

Those Racist Canadians

Seen by today’s lights, moreover, the RCAP report was a laudably plain-spoken and practical document. The commissioners weren’t primarily interested in denouncing Canada as a genocide state, or dwelling on esoteric thoughtcrimes connected to language and art.

FLEE, FLEE... RUN AWAY!!!

UPDATE: At least, now... we know the price

His friends... your money...

Be honest... you could see it happening, right?

Bombardier ask for another $3.7 billion to study the effects of government money going through a jet engine. Bombardier had previously spent $2 billion in federal subsidies to study the effects of crushing coins on railway tracks with its undelivered trains.

“All those loonies and toonies came out all bent and shit,” added Bombardier CEO Alain M. Bellemare.

Smollet Syndrome

Enforcing the "greater good"...

A man in Iowa is accused of holding a woman captive and forcing her to watch the “Roots” miniseries against her will. When the woman tried to get up, Noye told her to “remain seated and watch the movie with him or he would kill her and spread her body parts across Interstate 380 on the way to Chicago,” the complaint said.

If you disagree with Prime Minister Stalin...

...you suffer the consequences...

Trudeau held a meeting with opposition leaders later Tuesday but didn't extend an invitation to Scheer. Speaking to reporters after the talks, Trudeau said Scheer's speech signalled he isn't willing to cooperate.

"Mr. Scheer disqualified himself from constructive discussions with his unacceptable speech earlier today," Trudeau said.

Because that's the way democracy works.

UPDATE: The Leader of the Official Opposition responds

**********

LAST WORD: Can't just allow people to say stuff

France • no gun... no problem

Remember... these numbers are two years out of date...

"The figures, which come from the National Observatory of Delinquency and Criminal Responses (ONDRP), claim that between 2015 and 2017 there were around 44,000 victims of knife crime each year, or an average of 120 per day."

How much worse are things now?

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

Toronto's "cloak of invisibility" shooters at it again...

Toronto police say a 19-year-old man shot in Etobicoke near Martin Grove Road and Eglinton Avenue West, made his own way to hospital Tuesday night with serious injuries and is currently recovering. Police have not yet provided a suspect description.

Toronto virus continues to spread...

A shooting in Omemee has led to the death of an 18 year old man, and two suspects from the Toronto area are in police custody. The victim was transported to hospital where he succumbed to his injuries. He has been identified as 18 year old Alexander Tobin.

As Conservative as Kathleen Wynne

You think the government is there to protect you?

THINK AGAIN.

As The Globe and Mail reported Saturday, in the past year more than 30 tow trucks have been set on fire in the region, and at least two men with ties to the industry have been killed, as operators compete for bigger slices of the lucrative business and tensions continue to escalate.

The violence has also targeted peripheral industries, including a Vaughan law firm that specialized in representing insurance companies in court battles against local towing companies, over storage and towing bills.

That firm, Carr Law, has closed down after two arsons, an attack on a lawyer in the parking lot and finally a shooting in broad daylight in September.

A spokesperson for Transportation Minister Caroline Mulroney deferred questions Sunday to the Solicitor-General, who also declined to comment through a spokesperson.

I guess the Ford government is too busy doing sweet f@ck all about the aboriginal rail blockades to deal with the corrupt & violent tow-truck industry.

FLEE, FLEE... RUN AWAY!!!The prime movers in this mess are the "Chester Le Gang" based out of the Chester Le Community Housing hellhole in Scarborough and the "Commisso Crime Family"... both of which officially do not exist in Justin Trudeau's diverse "post-national" Canada.

That's why politicians like Caroline Mulroney are running for cover.

**********

LAST WORD: We don't use that word anymore

You know... the "B" word...

Samuel Smith, 24, is wanted on a variety of charges, including attempted murder, aggravated assault, and fail to comply with probation. Police describe him as being six-foot-two inches tall and weighing between 160-170 Ibs. He has short black hair, brown eyes and a scar on his left cheek.

He wasn't used to thinking...

...with the "big" head...

“I thought, you know, I don’t know whether I’m more offended that they think I’m crooked or that they think I’m stupid,” Clinton told investigators, according to a 2018 report released by Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz.

I'm guessing he just thought, as usual, he was above the law.

DEAR TORONTO...

...behold your bright, shiny "non-judgemental" future...

“There were no apologies,” the victim’s mother said. “When asked specifically what they would do differently, the girl said, ‘Well, I guess I wouldn’t have kicked her in the face.’… Those girls have approached her multiple times since then and said, ‘You better keep your mouth shut, you little bitch.’”…

“It’s kind of ‘Lord of the Flies’ around here.”

“I didn’t sign up to be physically threatened and verbally abused on a daily basis, and I am fed up,” one teacher wrote to the entire staff last fall in an email describing the unbearable situation.

Couldn't happen in Canada, right?

THINK AGAIN...

"Four students aged 18, 19, 20 and 21, were arrested after misogynistic slurs written on memorial marking 1989 École Polytechnique massacre."

Role Model? We called him Dad

So... single mom, with six kids by four different fathers in a multi-generational welfare hell isn't the way to do it? For true, bruh?COMPARE & CONTRAST: Social Justice Headline, Toronto...

Smell that "professional" journalism...

"Positive role models needed to steer young rap artists away from violence."

Now I'm just spitballin' here, but...

(1) Any 12 year old with a cell phone can upload video to YouTube... doesn't make them an "artist."

(2) Steer them away from violence? You mean stop them from murdering each other? 'Cos there's a difference.

PS... Happy Family Day.

COUNTERPOINT: But, but, but... Drake thugged it out...Well, not exactly... not like his belated buddy Fif...

His new persona as the cocksure prince of hip-hop ("Last name ever, first name greatest," he brags on "Forever") seemed to clash with his middle-class Jewish upbringing and former career as a teenage soap star.

He came up hard.... the mean streets of Forest Hill.

**********

LAST WORD: Forget about Wuhan...

...it's that Toronto Virus you should be worried about...

"Two people have been rushed to a hospital after they were shot by a masked gunman outside Promenade Mall in the area of Bathurst and Centre Streets in Vaughan at 9:30 p.m. on Sunday evening."

The Great Replacement

It's coming for you, Pierre...

Many have warned of a potential civil war in France, including leading radical Islam scholar Gilles Kepel, who stated in 2016 that the “Jihadi Generation” had a goal to destroy Europe in a civil war and rebuild an Islamic society in the aftermath.

Mass migration is often termed in France as the “Great Replacement.”

I'm calling this one, "self-inflicted injury."

Can't be happening, right?

Within the Paris region around 40 per cent of suspects involved in crimes are born overseas. The figures reveal that the number of foreign-born criminals in the Paris region is twice the number for the rest of France, which sits at around 20 per cent.

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

"A man in his 20's is in hospital with serious injuries after being shot at Yonge and Gerrard streets at around 4:30 a.m. Sunday."

And, no gun... no problem...

"A man has been critically injured after being stabbed during an apparent robbery in Scarborough in the lobby of an apartment building in the area of Markham Road and Eglinton Avenue East just before 6 p.m. Saturday evening."

Those darned Toronto men.

"I love how she just accepted her fate"

Another killer Superhero origin story...Awooooooooooo!!!

Live and don't learn

...that's us...

"CN already has a court injunction calling for the rail line to be cleared. All that’s left is for the police to actually enforce it. They haven’t yet, and put out a statement on Friday that amounted to a whole lot of nothing."

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

“Not a good look to see PM Trudeau with smiling FM Zarif of Iran after Canadians killed at the hands of Iranian incompetence and malice on Ukrainian plane."

**********

UPDATE: It's past time to "Cowboy Up"

Wuhan virus not the only concern...

..."Smollet Syndrome" is sweeping across Europe...

"A Senegalese migrant living in Italy who claimed to have been the victim of a racist attack has now confessed he lied about the entire affair, saying he stabbed himself.

The hate hoax comes just months after a Nigerian migrant claimed to have been attacked by 'fascists' in Florence in a case where the attackers were later revealed to be Eastern European migrants originally from Romania."

In other "I have a Dream" news...

"A former NFL player has been arrested in Georgia for vandalizing his own business with racist slurs and the phrase 'MAGA,' to make it appear as if Trump supporters and racists attacked him."

Think it couldn't happen in Canada? Think again...

"Now Khawlah Noman is an 11-year-old, so would not be charged. But what did her mother know?"

It's not like Germany hasn't made...

...any other bad decisions in the last 100 years...

Whatever criticisms may be made of Donald Trump, his statement on May 8, 2018, that “America will not be held hostage to nuclear blackmail” and his decision to leave the so-called Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA) was a first and important step to ending Iran’s fear game.

The E-3 nations—Germany, Britain and France—are still operating under an atmosphere of blackmail and intimidation by Tehran.

IS THAT THE SOUND OF MUSIC?

In 2018, American intelligence sent a warning to Swiss intelligence regarding the terror plot which was said to have been planned for April or May of 2019. The arrest of two Albanian migrants heading for Geneva is also rumoured to have been a factor in the unravelling of the plot.

As recently as October of last year, eleven suspected jihadists were arrested by Swiss authorities, including five minors.

**********

RELATED: Coincidence? I think not...

"Berlin has one of the highest number of killings per person among European capitals."

There's a little less enthusiasm about...

...their little brother... "Senegalese Thunderf@ck"...

This weed-loving couple got more creative than the typical “Mary Jane” moniker marijuana aficionados have used in the past and instead opted to name their daughters SaTiva and Indica – two types of cannabis plant.

The salient point here is, stoners mostly do shit for laughs...

The only problem is that the Ontario Cannabis Store had initially mislabelled how to apply the product, saying it was for "sublingual" use, which means under the tongue -- in other words, orally.

The spray made by Hexo Corp. is meant to be applied on the genitals.

This would, in fact, in pothead circles, be considered hilarious... like sticking nonsense names on babies.

Trudeau continues to target...

...farmers, hunters and sport shooters... meanwhile...

The number of gun crimes committed in the United Kingdom has increased by 27 per cent in five years...

...and the number of firearms seized has quadrupled, despite the country having some of the strictest gun control laws in the world.

A middle-eastern gun runner told the news outlet that it is “easy” to bring guns to Britain and that he can sell the weapons for over £2,000, four times as much as he purchases them for in Europe.

They should be sentenced to...

...25 to life, no parole... working at the CRA...

A Brampton couple, 37-year-old Gurinderpreet Dhaliwal and 36-year-old Inderpreet Dhaliwal, is now facing charges in connection with an investigation into pervasive phone scams that have seen Canadians bilked out of millions of dollars.

The RCMP announced the charges Friday at a news conference providing an update on the investigation, dubbed Project OCTAVIA, which was launched in October of 2018.

We were getting these calls, every day like clockwork, for a while. Isn't diversity wonderful?

Back in the loving arms of the...

...infamous "Snitches get Stitches" community...

Two weeks after he was supposed to be in a London court to be sentenced for manslaughter, 25-year-old Ali Fageer of Toronto remains at large.

Fageer pleaded guilty to manslaughter in the shooting death of Mark McCullagh on March 9, 2015 in the driveway of McCullagh’s English Street home.

Fageer was allowed to remain out of custody, but was given strict release conditions, including a promise to wear an electronic bracelet to track his movements.

The day before his sentencing, Toronto police were alerted that the bracelet had been cut off.

But, but, but... he promised!

The device was found on a Scarborough street.

Scarborough, Scarborough... that sounds so familiar...

"How did boring, white-bread Scarberia become Scarlem — a mess of street gangs, firebombings and stabbings?"

**********

RELATED: Sounds "smack in the middle of" to me...

A man has been rushed to hospital after a daylight shooting near Chinatown. Paramedics say that they were first dispatched to Huron Street in the Spadina Avenue and Dundas Street area at around 3:45 p.m.

**********

LAST WORD: Time travel with me to 2007...

"Toronto Councillor Norm Kelly had issued a call for city council to ask the media to sign a "protocol" in which news outlets would agree to stop identifying Scarborough as the location of crimes occurring east of Victoria Park Ave."

Get out while you still can.

Orwell was right... war is peace...

...and native insurgency is supported by the PMO...Remember the late Hector MacMillan, Mayor of Campbellford, Ontario?**********

CANADA IS BEING DISMANTLED:

And don't think people don't notice...

Canada, to the extent that anyone ever thinks about it, is America's hat, has a surprisingly good sniper corps, and is rapidly descending into Leftist hell, filled with a compliant, reliably progressive population that has forgotten what freedom feels like.

In Justin's "post-national" Canada...

...the terrorists always win...

“With over 400 trains cancelled during the last week and new protests that emerged at strategic locations on our mainline, we have decided that a progressive shutdown of our eastern Canadian operations is the responsible approach to take for the safety of our employees and the protesters,” said JJ Ruest, president and chief executive officer at CN in a news release.

UPDATE: Trudeau springs into, er, well... conversation

"As you know, our government has been clear that there is no more important relationship to me and to Canada than the one with Indigenous peoples," Trudeau wrote.

Speak for yourself, Sox... I'm a little tired of being extorted.

From the folks who brought you...

...melamine in baby formula and pet food...

Our weakness for bargains has created a monster. China’s winning formula is for a company—with the help of the government—to undercut the price of drugs or components; the artificially low price forces other companies out of the market; then the company is free to manipulate the price and supply at will.

But the authors warn that “cheaper drugs required a cheaper way" to make them.

**********

RELATED: Those darned "Toronto women"

Shun Ji Xue from Toronto was charged and convicted of unlawfully possessing black bear gallbladders and fined about $3,000.

"Black Lives Matter" was apparently...

...not available for comment...

An arrest warrant has been issued for 20-year-old Jayden Pitter, who is wanted in connection with a shooting in Hamilton last month that left a seven-year-old boy seriously injured.

Police previously said on the night of Jan. 23, a suspect entered the backyard of a home on Gordon Street and fired multiple shots into the residence.

In other murder-y news...

Prosecutor Anna Tenhouse told the Superior Court jury about the evidence she planned to call to prove Abdirisaq Ali and Tanade Mohamed are guilty of the second-degree murder of Tyler McLean and Zemarai Khan Mohammed.

Moments after a prosecutor finished outlining the Crown’s case in the brazen shooting deaths of two men outside a downtown Toronto nightclub, a defence lawyer stood up to make a stunning admission to the jury.

His client did it.