23 May 2018

Not all Heroes wear Capes

German firefighters are being trained to rescue men who have sex toy emergencies. Apparently, for the firefighters, it’s become a tonne of Teutonic trouble.

The new training is teaching them to cut off penis rings or to extract toys from, er, hard to reach places. The new initiative was launched after a slew of calls from kinkos in chaos.

22 May 2018

Because it's 2018, right Justin?

That order capped a surreal 30-minute court appearance in which Rotondo didn't deny that his parents had given him multiple orders to leave their 408 Weatheridge Drive home. But Rotondo wasn't going to leave without a legal battle.

Greenwood tried to convince Rotondo to speak directly to his parents, Mark and Christina, while the judge waited. Rotondo refused, saying he'd made his legal arguments.

Sorry, Fraggle Rock...

...call me picky, but I have less than no interest in lounging about or consuming foodstuffs in a homeless shelter...insert alt text here

"On Saturday the company announced that 'any customer is welcome to use Starbucks spaces, including our restrooms, cafes and patios, regardless of whether they make a purchase'."
If you don't "make a purchase," are you actually a customer?insert alt text hereLet's ask a hipster.
One viewer said “it will be a homeless camp. At least we won’t have to deal with them on the street.”

RELATED: If you build it, they will...

...oh my gawd...
"Junkies are filling Bronx parks with over 5,000 used needles a week."
Incentivising homelessness & drug use... there's a solution.

21 May 2018

You're gonna shoot the King...

...it's best you don't miss...off with their headsThere's no such thing as a half-hearted coup.

In response, it seems Washington diapers are beginning to overflow...

"Former CIA director and high profile anti-Trump Resistance activist John Brennan called on Republican congressional leadership to stop Trump from looking into any of that."

20 May 2018

Toronto Homicide Cops round up...

...farmers, hunters and... wait a minute...toronto's most wanted

Toronto paramedics confirmed that one male victim, since identified by police as Mohammed Gharda, 17, of Toronto, was pronounced dead at the scene after a shooting in Scarborough early Sunday morning. An 18-year-old male was taken to hospital with serious, possibly life-threatening injuries.
But, wait... there's more...
"One man is dead following a shooting in the city’s downtown in the area of Yonge and Wellington streets on Sunday night, Toronto police confirm. Three armed suspects fled the area westbound on Wellington Street in a small black car."
Surprise, surprise...
"He has been identified as 28-year-old Toronto-resident Jaiden Jackson. Police say Jackson was at Pick 6, a newly opened restaurant and sports bar co-owned by the rapper Drake and his head of security, when he left with an unidentified woman around 9 p.m. "
Toronto's 30th & 31st homicides of 2018.


UPDATE: The hits just keep on coming...
"A male victim believed to be in his teens was injured in a North York shooting at around 2 p.m. Monday afternoon in the area of Jane Street and Sheppard Avenue. Two male suspects were seen fleeing the area after the shooting, according to officers. No descriptions of the suspects have been released."

RELATED: Pays you money, takes you chances...
Toronto police are investigating after one man sustained serious injuries in a stabbing at Spadina Station Sunday afternoon. Police said the stabbing may have taken place in the pedestrian tunnel at the busy station.

Subway trains on lines 1 are currently bypassing Spadina Station because of the investigation.

LAST WORD: A little "Felonious Interruptus"
The two suspects taken into custody were identified by police as Amiin Mohamoud, 18, and Zarie Pitamba, 18, both of Toronto.

Each is facing a dozen charges relating to firearms possession and drugs possession.

19 May 2018

Ever wonder why Ontario is...

...drowning in debt...

Reminiscent of the privatization of Highway 407, the sale involves a massive transfer of wealth from the Government of Ontario, and ultimately all Ontarians, to the private sector. Within two days of Great Canadian’s financial disclosures of the deal’s terms its stock price jumped by 36 per cent, adding some $840-million of market value to the company. As evidenced by stock market reactions, the accepted bid was clearly below market value.

Continued poor-decision making by the Ontario Liberals, especially when it comes to protecting taxpayer dollars, only serves to fuel anti-government, anti-establishment views in the province.
Just wait til Kathleen Wynddfarm becomes North America's biggest drug lord.

Not that their federal counterparts are abstemious...
Trudeau’s Liberals will bill you $548.39 for coffee for six when a trip to Timmy’s would cost you about $11 and a more expensive coffee shop, say Starbucks would cost you $15.

LAST WORD: Diversity is our streng...

TORONTO – The mayor of Toronto says the city will need to open an emergency reception centre over the next seven days to deal with an influx of refugees claimants.

18 May 2018

First Trump... now Jordan Peterson

The mainstream media and their "anybody I don't like is a Nazi" journalism...fake news

"The attack on Peterson by the Forward was click-bait disguised as reporting. This new genre of 'news' combines fake outrage by authors and masochistic curiosity by readers who lack the time or discipline to do proper research."

RELATED: More imaginary "hate crimes"
“He went to Starbucks, and they asked for his name, and his name is ‘Peter,’ and they wrote this ‘beaner.’

And he’s saying that’s not fair.”

Sounds about right to me

The "once upon a time" people are reaping the whirlwind...propaganda

TORONTO – The Globe and Mail is making a number of editorial and design changes to better focus on their most loyal demographic, people who have passed away whose families have not remembered to end their subscriptions.

“We keep trying to make inroads with the ‘alive’ elderly but they just think we’re too out of touch.” stated Crawley “All it takes is someone’s grandkid teaching them how to use an iPad and then there’s one less subscriber.”

17 May 2018

Remember back, you were a kid...

...all those violent gun battles on Ontario highways & byways...

Yeah... me neither...insert alt text here

"Police have made two arrests after a man was shot while travelling in a vehicle with his wife and two toddlers on April 30 outside a residential high-rise building in the Finch Avenue and Duncanwood Drive area.

Tesfa Welsh-Hope of Toronto, and Jeangat Nsiah of Toronto, are facing a combined 30 charges, including four counts of attempted murder each."

RELATED: I blame the National Cutlery Association


LAST WORD: Tornto the not so good
Police were called to a bar at 1721 Eglinton Avenue West, between Dufferin Street and Oakwood Avenue, just before 10 p.m. for a report of a shooting.

16 May 2018

Land of the Brave...

...Home of Free Money...insert alt text here

Sources in the Somali community told Fox 9 it is an open secret that starting a daycare center is a license to make money.

In order for the scheme to work, the daycare centers need to sign up low income families that qualify for child care assistance funding. Surveillance videos from a case prosecuted by Hennepin County show parents checking their kids into a center, only to leave with them a few minutes later. Sometimes, no children would show up.

Either way, the center would bill the state for a full day of childcare.
Hmmm... whaddaya think it costs to house, clothe, feed, educate and doctor 50,000 Syrians? I have no idea because no one in government is willing to say.


RELATED: A Tale of Two Cities
DIXON – A 19-year-old former Dixon High student is in custody with a non-life-threatening gunshot wound to the shoulder after bringing a gun to the school this morning. The man shot at school resource officer Mark Dallas, who returned fire around 8 a.m., Sheriff John Simonton said.

"We're lucky the officer was there. His brave actions saved a lot of lives," said City Administrator Danny Langloss, whose daughter was among the seniors in the gym.
Compare that to...
Former Broward deputy Scot Peterson is collecting $8,702.35 per month on his pension, following his resignation after he failed to confront the Parkland shooter.
There are givers and there are takers.

Jordan Peterson for Prime Minister

Peterson is an apologist for a set of beliefs that we once took for granted but now require an articulate defense, such as: Free speech is an essential value; perfect equality inevitably conflicts with individual freedom; one should be cautious before attempting to reengineer social institutions that appear to be working; men and women are, in certain quantifiable respects, different.

He is promoted by Random House Canada as a bearer of timeless truths and denounced on Canadian public television as a borderline fascist.
The perfect antidote for Prime Minister "Sunny Ways."


COMPARE AND CONTRAST: Smell the "social justice"...24 7 racism
Rinaldo Walcott, the Director of the Women & Gender Studies Institute at the University of Toronto, has long argued that free speech is an ideal designed to uphold “white supremacy.”

In December, Walcott called embattled Wilfrid Laurier teaching assistant Lindsay Shepherd a “crying white girl.”

RELATED: Taking wisdom where you find ittruth**********

LAST WORD: Dear Secret Service... "This is CNN"assassin
"Cillizza’s GIF comes just days after MSNBC host Nicolle Wallace made a reference to strangling White House press secretary Sarah Sanders."


If my life is in danger, please send me an alert and get my attention, by all means. If a kid has been kidnapped, please let me know, but don’t make me crash my car or drop what I’m holding with an obnoxious shrill alert.

And don’t do it twice, so I can further despise our national bilingual policy.

And don’t do it three times to tell me the kid has been found.

This was a major fail.

RELATED: I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...
"People cannot opt out of this," said CRTC spokeswoman Patricia Valladao. "There is a high importance that people -- want it or not -- receive these alerts."
Here's a few home truths...

Cellphone amber alerts are political virtue-signalling and have nothing to do with missing children. The last thing the government wants is citizens tackling random mothers & children in public. It's mostly about blasting out a "we care" message to the entire political constituency at once.

The real purpose of this system, however... is for use in anticipated mass casualty events, like the terrorist bombings and shootings we see happening in Europe. When that 9/11 type event inevitably happens in Canada, the Civil Defence wallahs need a way to control and damp down the panicked populace. Think about that.

15 May 2018

There's another 200,000 votes...

...for Doug Ford...pander quee

"The board members of Ontario power utility Hydro One voted to boost compensation for their own part-time jobs to $185,000 a year, at a time when the company's share price was falling. The board of Hydro One is already under fire for sweetening the severance pay of its top executives."
Liberal Premier Kathleen Wynne appointed all the current directors, who meet once a month, in 2015.
The document shows the board approved the following compensation increases:

$70,000 raise for the chair of the board (to $330,000).
$25,000 raise for regular board members (to $185,000).
So that's $15,400 taxpayer dollars per day for a regular board member. And $27,500 for the Chairman.

Nice job if you can get it er... kiss up to Premier Wynndfarm sufficiently.


RELATED: Ask a Conservative
“They have the nerve to increase their compensation,” PC Leader Doug Ford said. “A part-time job — they were making $160,000 – they gave themselves a pay increase up to $185,000. Who does that?”

A statement from Hydro One’s directors says their compensation had been far below that of peers.

If you build it, they will...

...sweet baby jebus...big bang

"Sweden is also remarkable for a shocking number of grenade attacks, with criminals using the military explosives at least 43 times in 2017."

RELATED: Those poor Palestinian protes...

...now wait just a second...

14 May 2018

That's some "Religion of Peace"

baby boomers

The TV report said Hamas had been spurring the violent protests, and telling Gazans who die in the violence that they will be guaranteed a place in paradise. It said women were prominent among the protesters.

It said Hamas leaders were seeking to grab control of even a small part of Israeli territory, even for a brief moment, in order to claim a symbolic victory and the start of a “return” en route to liberate Palestine.

Protesters on Sunday were heard chanting “Death to America.”
Which didn't work out as well as they thought it would.


RELATED: Speaking of "Right of Return"...

...where's PM Dressup in all this?insert alt text here
Few who left to join ISIS have been charged upon their return, an issue that has been raised repeatedly in the House of Commons, with the Conservatives accusing the Liberals of greeting returning ISIS members with “group-hug sessions.”

The best the RCMP can do is send an intervention team. The intervention teams can “engage with the returnee and the returnee’s family to open up dialogue with the individual and to help support the returnee’s disengagement from their radical ideology and past behavior.”

Unlike the United Kingdom, which has revoked the citizenship of ISIS fighters so they cannot return, Canadians who go abroad to commit terrorism have a “right to return,” according to a Briefing Note prepared for Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale.

The government estimates that about 190 Canadian extremists are currently active in terrorist groups overseas, mostly in Syria and Iraq. An additional 60 have returned, and police are bracing for another wave of returnees over the next one to three months.

LAST WORD: Little Mosque on the Hudsonno gurls allowed
A local Muslim woman, Jabin Ahmed Ruhii, took to Facebook to express her frustration. “Although the invitation letter said, ‘dear brothers and sisters’ – the men were explicitly told that women are not a part of this gathering,” she wrote.

The president of the Islamic Center, Abdul Hannan says there wasn't enough space for women and because of security concerns not all community members were invited.

Mr. Hannan believes things are fine following a meeting. "She realised that she needed to talk to us instead of posting her thoughts on Facebook," he says.

Ms. Ruhii describes the meeting as "tense but respectful."
As in...
"We told them the women in your community do not feel accepted," Ruhii says. "You haven't opened the doors for us."
Doesn't sound fine to me, Abdul.

Sometimes, the herd...

... just thins itself...

A man in his 20s is dead after he fell about six metres to the ground from an electrical tower early Sunday in Toronto, paramedics say. The man is believed to have climbed the tower and fallen after there was a small flash or explosion.

RELATED: You forget your kevlar, brah...

...that's on you...
A 26-year-old Toronto man, Kevin Prempeh, has been identified as the victim of a deadly shooting in Vaughan over the weekend.
Prempeh, Prempeh... that sounds so familiar.