30 August 2016

Peeping Dan, LLB

The first thing we do is hang, er... geld all the lawyers...

According to his LinkedIn page, he graduated from York University’s Osgoode Hall Law School earlier this year and was the Law Journal’s managing editor from Sept. 2015-April 2016. He was also president of the Osgoode Student Animal Legal Defense Fund from May 2014-April 2016.

29 August 2016

I guess Hillary & Huma both...

...like the bad boys...

While his wife, Huma Abedin, travels the country campaigning for Hillary Clinton, the disgraced ex-congressman has been sexting with a busty brunette out West — and even sent her a lurid crotch shot with his toddler son in the picture.
Sweet baby jebus... they're practically living the same life.


UPDATE: From the comments...
So when will Huma announce her engagement to Hillary?
huma hildebeast**********

UPDATE2: Taking Weiner to the cleaner...

Seems like Huma ain't the only one kicking Weiner to the curb.

In other Hildebeast news...
The open source cleaning software published a post titled “BleachBit stifles investigation of Hillary Clinton.”
Coverup... what coverup?

The ever helpful CBC...

...narrows it down to a couple of hundred thousand suspects...

Two young men were seen fleeing the area, northbound, towards Dundas Street East.
And it's not like Toronto newspapers are any better...
One woman, who asked not to be named, believes she saw the killers fleeing. “There were three of them,” she said. “I could see at least one of them had a gun in his hand.”
Okay, stop right there... that's all the info we need.


RELATED: Darwin & Derren

Funny how's there's never a "Black Lives Matter" protest around, when you really, really need one.

27 August 2016

As Canadian as Gosht Bhuna

It's not what's on your documents... it's what's in your heart...

Bangladeshi authorities say a Canadian man suspected of organizing a deadly attack on a popular restaurant in Dhaka has been killed in a police raid near the capital. The country's top counter-terrorism official says officers killed three suspected militants early Saturday, including Bangladeshi-born Canadian Tamim Chowdhury.
In other paper-Cnadian news...
The family of Tahmid Hasib Khan, a University of Toronto student who was detained in Bangladesh after surviving the restaurant attack, says he has been transferred to prison.

RELATED: Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
“I’m not an idiot like the Toronto 18 guys.”
Remember... Justin Trudeau repealed Conservative security measures... and that will most certainly come back to haunt us all.


UPDATE: More angry people looking for...

...Allan's snackbar...
A couple at a German music festival in Oberhausen have been attacked by a knifeman who witnesses claim was heard shouting "Allahu Akbar". A 66-year-old woman, believed to be the other victim's wife, is said to be fighting for her life.
That's some "Religion of Peace."

So, Kathleen Wynne would pay for...

...IVF or a new vagina... but not to remove a cancerous tumour...wynning

The long-time mayor of Trent Hills says he has been “essentially murdered by a corrupt, rigged political system” and wants the OPP “to investigate the Ministry of Health and Long-Term Care.”
Premier Kathleen Wynne recently dumped 70 million more taxpayer dollars yearly into fertility treatments that will primarily benefit the "socially infertile" (aka lesbian) community.

Apparently, there's no money left over for cancer patients like Hector MacMillan.

Since taking office in 2003, the Liberals have doubled Ontario's debt load...
For that reason, we don’t believe this government can credibly look these patients in the eyes and say its decisions were made only after it ensured that every single dollar of our tax money entrusted to it for health care was spent wisely.
Just something to ponder the next time you spend six hours sitting in a hospital Emergency Room.

26 August 2016

Let's talk Alt-Wrong

I made sure I was personally on hand in Reno to hear Hillary Clinton’s lies, wearing my Breitbart shirt.

Here are the 20 worst lies in her speech, in chronological order.

RELATED: Wait a minute...
Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign has received more than $20,000 in donations contributed by members of the Ku Klux Klan, a prominent member of the hate group said Monday. “For the KKK, Clinton is our choice,” said Will Quigg, California Grand Dragon for the Loyal White Knights.

That secretive, controlling Stephen Harp...

...wait a minute...justin hears you

OTTAWA — Interception of Canadians’ private communications by the federal electronic spy agency increased 26-fold last year, for reasons authorities won’t fully explain.
It's almost as if Justin doesn't trust us.


REMEMBER: Information is Power
The BBC, ITV, Channel 4, and Sky are all taking part in Project Diamond, a scheme which will gather data on the gender, ethnicity, disability, age, sexual orientation and gender identity of all key staff working in television production, from the actors to the sound technicians.
Nothing to see here, folks... move along.


LAST WORD: The truth is...
"They don’t take us for idiots. They take us for cowards. They know that we know, and they don’t care."
It's that simple.

Okay, looks like I'm going shopping

"The recipe came to us by way of Colonel Harland Sanders' nephew, Joe Ledington of Kentucky. He says he found it in a scrapbook belonging to his late Aunt Claudia, Sanders' second wife."
hillary lies
With the oil temperature just right at 350 degrees, the chicken soaked in buttermilk and coated just once in the breading mixture, we had our final tasting.

How was it? Well, really good. In fact, tasters agreed the test kitchen fried chicken was even better than the Colonel's.
Just click on the recipe.

25 August 2016

Must've been one of those...

...high capacity AR-15 crossbows...

Three people are dead and one person has been injured after someone discharged a crossbow in the Scarborough Village area.

Const. David Hopkinson said it is too early to say whether the shooting was intentional or accidental.
So, Constable Clouseau, what's your theory... an accidental discharge, followed by two identical mishaps? Or, maybe he loaded three arrow-thingies by mistake.

And, no... that's not my "minkie."


UPDATE: Let the Media Frightening begin...

Although you stand a better chance of falling in the shower and breaking your neck, we, the "professional" journalists of Toronto, will do our best to convince you this is a "clear and present danger"...
The deadly weapons, though uncommon in homicide investigations, are surprisingly easy to get your hands on. A licence isn’t required to buy or own a crossbow and the hunting weapons are not regulated. Anyone over the age of 18 can walk into a sporting goods store and walk out with a weapon capable of firing a small arrow or ‘bolt’ up to 500 feet per second.
Or, if you're in a real hurry, you can go into your kitchen and grab a knife from the cutlery drawer.


RELATED: In other Hogtown homicide news
A 26-year-old man is recovering after being shot in downtown Toronto Tuesday night. ”
The shooting happened at the same spot where 27-year-old Steven Doyle was murdered Aug. 15.
And there's one less thug on the streets...
Police have identified a suspect in a May 27 shooting in North York. Talha Saeed, 23, of Toronto is wanted on seven charges, including discharging a firearm into a place/reckless to others, possessing a weapon dangerous to public peace, carrying a concealed weapon and possessing a restricted or prohibited firearm without holding a licence and registration.
No word yet on which gun club the shooter belonged to.

Law of Unintended Consequences

And it’s all because a Finnish student decided to share his work with the world. Not bad for a hobby project.

A lifetime of deceit...

...and the Clintons could be on the verge of their biggest heist yet...hillary lies

"Those of us who watched her rise here in Arkansas will know she's been getting away with ethical shortcuts for a long, long time and the lower she sinks, the higher she rises in the esteem of her fans - or just of those who have benefited from her largesse."

RELATED: It's all there...
AP first requested Mrs. Clinton’s calendars and schedules in 2010 and again in 2013 but was unsuccessful. AP then sued the State Department in federal court to obtain the schedules it has received so far.
And on those schedules it found things like...
InnoVida had “U.S. persons of political influence that are able to assist in advancing the company’s plans.”

“For instance, former President Bill Clinton is personally in contact with the Company to organize its logistical and support needs.” The Clinton Global Initiative had “indicated that it would be willing to contract to purchase 6,500 homes in Haiti from InnoVida within the next year.”
No wonder Hillary didn't bat an eye at Bill's whoring around. And then there's this...hillary liesFrom the comments...
Unless history has been re-written, was it not the democRATS that started the KKK, Jim Crow laws, segregation, and all other laws to keep the black population enslaved and as second rate citizens.

LAST WORD: PM Care Bear's Paris Picnic

Before you start sneering at those corrupt Yanks...
OTTAWA -- A few dozen Environment Canada bureaucrats gobbled up nearly $80,000 worth of fine French food during last fall's climate change summit in Paris. That works out to $2,900 per meal ticket for the well-fed environment types.
Well, now that "global warming" is solved, we can say it was a bargain, right?

24 August 2016

Unemployed Malcontents...

...show up yet again, to shit on people in charge of investigating these events...

Members of Black Lives Matter - Toronto are rallying outside the province’s Special Investigations Unit in Mississauga to protest the death of a Somali-Canadian man killed in Ottawa last month following a confrontation with police.

Earlier this month, Black Lives Matter - Toronto blocked off the busy downtown intersection of Yonge and Dundas streets calling for justice for 37-year-old Abdi. “Abdirahman Abdi was lynched by police officers in front of his home in Ottawa,” said BLM Toronto co-founder Yusra Khogali.
Hey, not to put too fine a point on it, but wasn't this the guy who was arrested for sexually assaulting a woman? The same guy who fled the scene and resisted arrest?
"Police responded to 911 calls reporting Abdi grabbing women’s breasts inside a Hintonburg coffee shop."
Funny how those facts rarely make it into any of these news stories.

And Yusra Kogali... where have I heard that name before?professional agitatorsOh yeah... the Muslim "death threat" lady.

It seems CTV has a very selective memory. So much for "professional" journalism.


RELATED: Employed Malcontents

So, the only thing wrong with Toronto's cabbies is that... they don't speak English, have no concept of customer service or cultural sensitivity, no idea where things actually are and a tendency to crash into stuff.
"According to the release, the Toronto Taxi Alliance program will include an English language assessment and lessons in customer service, cultural sensitivity, road knowledge and defensive driving."
And a website for customer complaints is gonna fix all that?

How about hiring reasonable, competent people in the first place?

"Dave's not quantumly entangled..."

"...at this particular juncture of the space-time continuum, man..."

This study aimed to explore the effects of lysergic acid diethylamide, a serotonergic hallucinogen, on semantic processing and more specifically, lexical retrieval.
Perhaps, instead of medical marijuana, we should be providing weekly sheets of blotter to all those unfortunates who can't live without their medicine.

Oh, wait... Calling Doctor Caramel Corn
Apparent laziness caused by the main psychoactive ingredient in marijuana persists even when the same amount of pot’s medicinal component is added, a new study suggests.
Justin has to have thought this whole medical dope deal through after reviewing all the science... right?

What's a Zipper Truck?

I'm glad you asked...zipper truck

Traditionally, building tunnels is a lengthy and tedious process. Lock-Block Ltd, a construction material production company, has introduced an innovative system to make quick and durable tunnels that can be used as pedestrian passageways, wine cellars, shelters, and more.
So many uses... so little time.

23 August 2016

Playing by Clinton Rules

Hillary learned from the master...

"If fighting for women’s rights is one of Clinton’s greatest achievements, why has she retained as her closest adviser a woman who gave voice to harsh Islamist critiques of her Beijing platform?"
Will anyone from the Clinton camp be answering?

Let's ask the State Department?
“Can you take the question of whether Secretary Clinton knew about Huma Abedin’s presence on the masthead of this journal for 12 years?” Rosen pressed.

“I can certainly take it. I’m not sure I can get you a clear answer for that,” said Toner.
Just another reason, folks.


RELATED: The Brotherhood is here
“The process of settlement is a ‘Civilization-Jihadist Process’ with all the word means. The Ikhwan [Muslim Brotherhood] must understand that their work in America is a kind of grand jihad in eliminating and destroying the Western civilization from within and ‘sabotaging’ its miserable house by their hands and the hands of the believers…”

“[W]e must possess a mastery of the art of ‘coalitions’, the art of ‘absorption’ and the principles of ‘cooperation.’”
It isn't all just flying planes into tall buildings.


LAST WORD: Dear CBC, being on welfare...

...is, in no way, shape or form, "thriving"...thriving
HEADLINE: Kurdi refugee family thrives in Canada but struggles to find housing
Thriving but struggling, huh?
Nine months later they continue to grapple with finding permanent lodging and securing employment for Mohammad.
Ah, "struggling AND grappling?" But really, thriving?

And nine months, no job. What's the dealio, Mo?
Mohammad, who is a barber, said he must be available to inspect a possible home at a moment's notice, which makes it difficult to maintain regular, full-time working hours.
Hang on, the article says they (presumably the whole family) are "grappling" with "securing employment for Mohammad" which kinda sounds like he is not employed at all.

I don't know how things work in Syria, but here, you get yourself a job to pay for stuff like food and lodging. You get that job and use your two days off every week to search for a home. That's how we do it. Unless, of course, you're happy staying on the dole. Otherwise, nobody would ever have their own place, right?

BTW, Mo... you're really rockin' that leather jacket.

Yeah, Skippy... you're right...

...let's just change this one to "attempted murder"...

“To equate not disclosing one’s HIV status with the traditional understanding of aggravated sexual assault, we don’t think is fair.”
Fair? FAIR?!

Unlike... you know... infecting people with a terminal disease.


RELATED: The En-goobering

Never mind sex... let's talk swapping spit with a rubbie...
"Part of the dilemma is CPR training. It usually happens in “lovely clean rooms, using very clean, asexual mannequins,” far removed from messier, real life conditions."
I'm pretty sure these are totally unrealistic numbers anyway.

Good news... Elitist Racist Snowflake...

...has horrific white privilege resolutely checked...

"Good Morning America host Amy Robach apologizes for using racial slur."
Oh my gawd... what egregious crime has been perpetrated on "The Community™" today?

Hmmm... a nationally broadcast TV show host being publicly shamed and pilloried... hopefully, this isn't "burn down a neighbourhood" bad.

Wait... what the f@ckin, f@ck?! Is this some sort of joke?
"We no longer use the term "colored people", although once upon a time that was a term in use," said Deborah E. McDowell, director of the University of Virginia's Carter G. Woodson Institute for African-American and African Studies. "Now the preferred usage is "PEOPLE OF COLOR."
Seriously, is this really what keeps our darker-skinned brothers & sisters awake at night? And, let's be honest, is "people of color" a phrase you're ever gonna hear in the hood?


RELATED: Meanwhile, a non-nationwide story...
AKRON, OH - A group of men chanting "Black Lives Matter" were accused of viciously beating up seven white victims in Akron early Sunday morning. The suspects started hitting them with bottles, punching and kicking the victims. One victim fell to the ground and was kicked in the head several times before losing consciousness.
Yup... very Black Lives indeed.

Now that they've got their pound of honky flesh, maybe these, er... "people of color" could try focusing some of that outrage on the "Chicago Shot Clock."chicago shot clock**********

RELATED2: A little closer to home

Astonishing shift in editorial policy allows CBC to publish physical description of shooter...
"A person of interest was seen leaving the scene on a bicycle. Police described him as a white man wearing a dark bicycle helmet."
Will this new guideline apply to all future homicides... or is it a one off thing?

Curiously, not one media outlet has characterised the victim as someone who was "always laughing" or "turning his life around." Instead, there are numerous references to an arrest 7 years ago and reputed "biker" affiliations. The Toronto Star highlights a criminal conviction...
Ignagni was convicted under the Highway Traffic Act in 2005 for failing to wear a helmet at a biker funeral.

Alrighty... now that we, the national broadcaster, have yet again boldly cherry-picked a repudiation of racial stereotypes, it's back to our nightly roundup of puppies and unicorns.

Or maybe CBC can get Justin to take off his shirt again.

22 August 2016

The Mainstream Media...

...in addition to slitting its own throat... will end up electing Trump...

"Everyone they were talking to • which is themselves • agreed with them."

RELATED: Heads will roll at Toronto Star...

...as scary Muslim article slips through...
The study, titled "Lovers of the Death - Islamist Extremism in Mosques and Schools", says what worried them was not the presence of extremist literature, but that they found nothing but such writings in several libraries.

The authors say openly available material and analysis of social media postings helped confirm their views that many Canadians, including leading politicians, are turning a blind eye to the dangers.

One year ago, the Senate defence and security committee issued a report saying some foreign-trained imams had been spreading extremist religious ideology and messages that are not in keeping with Canadian values, contributing to radicalization.

The report was not supported by Liberal senators on the committee.

The Canadian Council of Imams did not respond to a request for comment.
It's right there, folks. Write to your Member of Parliament, or every fatality from this point on is blood on your hands as well.

"Nothing to see here, move along"

I recall, once upon a time, Mrs Neo relating how, passing our open bathroom door she saw a toddler-ish Neophyte standing on a stool doing something surreptitious involving running water.

Before she could even frame the question, he guiltily cried out... "Nothing really!"

In that very same spirit I present... get ready

"The German government plans to tell citizens to stockpile food and water in case of an attack or catastrophe, the Frankfurter Allgemeine Sonntagszeitung newspaper reported on Sunday."
I'm sure it's all just coincidence... I mean... "nothing really."


RELATED: If you want straight talk...

...listen to ISIS...
"So brothers, when you have any chance to kill one of those American of French infidels or any of those who support them, take it.

"You can smash his head with a stone, slaughter him, run him over by car, throw him off a roof, strangle him or even poison him."
That's some "religion of peace."


UPDATE: Those kooky "Asians"...

...and their machetes...
Police sources have told RTBF that the woman was Asian and had a history of mental illness.
See... it's not about immigration... this is about healthcare!

But, it's not just Belgium...
Police are investigating if an explosion which killed a child in Gothenburg suburb BiskopsgÄrden on Monday morning is a revenge attack.
So, not the usual Islamic suspects, right? it's just ruthless Swedish gangsters... wait a minute... Who are Adam Abdulahi & Ahmed Warsame?
"Today, the gang environment is… I don't want to exactly call it the Wild West, but something in that direction."
The Swedish media takes the long way around, and won't use the word terrorist, but ask yourself, what sort of gang has access to hand grenades?

21 August 2016

Remember, these are the folks...

...who've doubled Ontario's debt since they got in in 2003...

TORONTO • Doctors on the front lines of healthcare rebelled last week, quietly but politely giving Health Minister Eric Hoskins and their own Ontario Medical Association executive the political equivalent of a colonoscopy • without sedation.

In a decisive vote, physicians rejected the tentative deal hammered out between the OMA and the ministry.
Of course there's no money for doctors, the cupboard is already bare...
Wynne recently committed $900 million over four years from future “cap-and-trade proceeds” to make apartment buildings more energy efficient. Last year she created a $325 million “Green Investment Fund”, calling it “a down payment on the province’s cap-and-trade program.”
Speaking of the environment...
The permits allow municipalities, mining companies and golf courses -- in addition to the water-bottlers -- to take a total of 1.4 trillion litres out of Ontario's surface and ground water supplies every day.
Everyone (in the corporate world, anyway) a Wynner.

20 August 2016

Grief... there's no right or wrong way

I'm just not sure about incorporating it into your wedding... yikes

"Embracing our cosmic insignificance is the zero-degree of the human existence – lower than this we cannot go."
Wax on... wax off.