27 October 2016

And Al Gore wept

Americans are more scared of clowns than they are of climate change. According to a poll conducted by Chapman University, 42 per cent of Americans are afraid of clowns, whereas only 32 per cent are afraid of climate change.

They’re also more scared of terrorist attacks (41 per cent), gun rights infringement (38 per cent), family members dying (38 per cent), economic collapse (37 per cent), Obamacare (36 per cent), and biological warfare (35 per cent).

RELATED: Speaking of "caking one's pantaloons"...

What exactly is Youtube afraid of?

See it here.

26 October 2016

I predict Historians will not treat...

... FBI Director James Comey very kindly...

"The most damning evidence against Clinton may never have been actually destroyed. It was simply left untouched by the FBI."
The Dems themselves are walking on eggshells...
“We don’t know what’s in the emails, so we are nervous about this,” political consultant Mandy Grunwald wrote to Merrill and Schake at 6:09 p.m. that night. “Might get a big laugh tonight and regret it when content of emails is disclosed.”

RELATED: Scott Adams has decided...

This is how the Bully Party plans to steal the election...
"The Clinton message is that some Americans are good people and the other 40% are some form of deplorables, deserving of shame, vandalism, punishing taxation, and violence. She has literally turned Americans on each other. It is hard for me to imagine a worse thing for a presidential candidate to do."
Stand up America.

Who's actually gettin' screwed here?

Just something to think about while you're writing out that obscenely excessive municipal tax cheque...

Currently, city workers can claim as much Viagra or Cialis as they likeand taxpayers foot the bill through city-funded health coverage. “We don’t have that for glasses, we don’t have that for dentistry, we don’t have that for many things,” Audit Committee Chairman Stephen Holyday said. “Maybe we should examine it.”
Or, Stephen... you can just grab your ankles and smile.

Oh, yeah... it's not just dick-juice these folks are scamming...
"According to the report, 16 claimants had an equivalent of two to five-year supplies of oxycodone in at least one year. Another 32 claimants had the equivalent of 19 months to about 6 1/2 years worth of fentanyl patches in a 12-month period."
The union makes us hard, er... i mean strong.


RELATED: Silence of the BLMs
"Police are investigating after a male was shot in the city’s Flemingdon Park neighbourhood Tuesday night. The victim, believed to be in his 20s, was found conscious with a gunshot wound to his upper body, paramedics said."
Remember, it only counts if the shooter is a cop.


LAST WORD: In other "Toronto the Good" news
Toronto has the same number of homicides so far in 2016 as we did all of last year.
Any way you look at it... Toronto's a bangin' place.

25 October 2016

Quick, Huma... get the bondo...

...before somebody spots the gears and wires!!!whir, clank, bangLet the games begin...

"Could be some odd blemish in her makeup … or it could be one of the souls she’s swallowed over the years trying to break free? Hard to know for sure."
Help... I've fallen and I can't get servomotor response!


Rum, sodomy and the European Union...we're all afghans now

"When the elite of a society becomes completely disengaged from reality, all hell can break loose."

"France. 1789-1794. Check it out."
In three, two...


RELATED: What else is he lying about?they all lieAnd it isn't just Obama who's playing fast & loose with the truth...
"She just can't say no to this shit. Why didn't they get this stuff out like 18 months ago? So crazy," Center for American Progress president Neera Tanden wrote.

"I guess I know the answer. They wanted to get away with it," urging that Clinton turn over the emails to the National Archives immediately.

"Speaking of transparency, our friends Kendall, Cheryl and Phillipe sure weren't forthcoming on the facts here," Podesta replied.

RELATED2: And FLOTUS is no better...
"That's right; I am indeed calling out our country's sorry excuse for a First Lady for her and her husband's deplorable legitimization of the most despicable misogynistic language on earth."

"In April 2016, the Obamas invited numerous rap artists to the White House to discuss Barack Obama's 'My Brother's Keeper' initiative while recognizing them for their "artistic" contributions to minority communities."
You really want four more years of this, Skippy?

And yet they always seem...

...to miss that turn and end up on a slab...turn, turn, turn

"He came from a good family and had solid support,” lawyer Fariborz Davoudi said. “He had everything going for him to get his life back in order." Davoudi recently represented Omer when he was charged with more than 60 counts of car theft in Toronto and York Region.

No arrests have been made in the city’s 56th murder of the year.
In other GTA "turn your life around" news... I hope they're saving a few drawers for Darnell Collins and Jamion Hines.

24 October 2016

Instead of wasting the Court's time...

...how about a little restorative justice?justice for toriLet's put him in a cell with Russell Williams and toss in a broken pool cue... and, bonus round, the one still drawing breath in the morning gets to do it all over again with Paul Bernardo.


UPDATE: Rafferty appeal dismissed


RELATED: I blame Westworld

"Responding to a rented Range Rover SUV that had crashed into a house on Windsor Road, police found a male driver in his 20s suffering from gunshot wounds. He was rushed to a trauma centre, where he died of his injuries."

"He has since been identified by police as 23-year-old Mohamed Omer."
The requisite mysterious unidentified males were observed running from the scene.


UPDATE: Meanwhile, next door in Mississauga...
Peel Regional Police are trying to figure out whether murder victim Deshawn Brandon Nicholson — a 23-year-old Toronto man was an invited guest or crashed the party.
As usual, it seems there is very little danger here of any snitches getting stitches.

Never a guillotine around...

...when you really, really need one...dead broke

Electric vehicles are more expensive than conventional ones and have limited range, which decreases in cold weather. Who buys them? Rich people.

In Ontario, the Wynne government is giving public subsidies of up to $14,000 for electric vehicles, plus $1,000 for installing a home charging station. Plus four years of free electricity for overnight charging.

It’s also promised to work with Ottawa to eliminate the 13% HST on electric vehicles by 2018, spend $80 million on workplace and apartment charging stations and $20 million for 250 charging stations across Ontario.

All in, these subsidies mean, according to an analysis by the Fraser Institute, that the public will pay about $250 million to lower emissions by 0.03% in 2020 compared to 2014.
Off with their heads!!!

23 October 2016

What "Glass Ceiling?"

Every time these pitbulls bark... the rest of us just roll over and bare our collective throat...brave new cringe-worthy world

"Despite Gerber’s claims in her post that only the boys had a variety of professions, it turns out the Little People collection does include female firefighters, dentists, and mailwomen."

"But now it will no longer include smoothie drinking yoga moms — and that’s progress."
Where will the politically correct pogroms stop?bad, bad wordsNot in California, apparently.


FROM THE COMMENTS:free what?Sigh.


"So from now on we call women 'wos'?"
It's anybody's guess.

"Before you scoff at mass, shared illusions..."

..."as being unlikely, keep in mind that everyone with a different religion than yours is experiencing exactly that.

Mass shared illusions are our most common experience."

I don’t believe in Santa Claus.

I don’t believe in ghosts.

I don’t believe in a traditional god.

I don’t believe in luck.

And I don’t see Donald Trump as dangerous.

RELATED: Another story you won't see on CNN
Hillary Clinton solicited a $12 million donation from a government that her State Department considered corrupt, then realized the “mess” it would cause in her presidential run, a newly leaked ­email reveals.

The deal with Morocco was struck even though the State Department — under Hillary Clinton — accused the country’s government of “arbitrary arrests and corruption.”
You want the real Hillary... go to Wikileaks.


LAST WORD: Be careful what you wish for
As I had cause to remind the Democrats during my Senate testimony, too many prominent members of their party are already wholesale enthusiasts for the criminalization of dissent - a position that renders politics both irrelevant and impossible.
Forewarned is forearmed.

Sounds a lot like Hillary...

...is actually Putin's new best friend...

CNN Pentagon Correspondent Barbara Starr reported that Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton’s statement about the time it takes to launch nuclear weapons is “extremely classified.”
Seems like there's a lot of that "strange bedfellows" shit goin' around...
The Iranian regime is a terrorist regime,” said Shabnam Assadollahi, an Ottawa writer and human rights activist who was imprisoned in Iran as a teenager. “Why would the mayor of Montreal make quiet deals with a terrorist regime?”
Those wacky Libranos... now that Justin has changed the rules, you never know where they'll pop up next.
There is no core identity, no mainstream in Canada,” Justin Trudeau said, concluding that he sees Canada as “the first post-national state.”

22 October 2016

Joe Biden, reportedly, is bragging...

bully biden...that he will kick Vladimir Putin's ass...

Russia has offered to monitor the Election Day in at least three states, saying that it would be willing to send someone “for a short period of time, when convenient” to observe the voting process. Texas and Oklahoma predictably turned Russia down. Louisiana’s Secretary of State ran the suggestion by Homeland Security and the FBI.

The Russian state-controlled publication Izvestia reported that its suggestion was “categorically rejected,” calling the U.S. response “harsh.”
I guess Obamugabe and the Hildebeast feel they have matters well in hand.


RELATED: Media paints Trump as despicable...

...for questioning the electoral process...
Well, I tell you what it helps in Ohio, that we got Democrats in charge of the machines,” Obama said regarding the threat of election-rigging.
Who was that guy, Al somebody, who challenged the results of a presidential election in the courts?

No Irish need apply

Wake up and smell the racial healing...

To: bobama@ameritech.net
Date: 2008-10-06 20:38 Subject: Diversity

Barack --

Following up on your conversations with John over the weekend, attached are two documents: -- A list of African American, Latino and Asian American candidates, divided between Cabinet/Deputy and Under/Assistant/Deputy Assistant Sectetary levels, as well as lists of senior Native Americans, Arab/Muslim Americans and Disabled Americans.

We have longer lists, but these are candidates whose names have been recommended by a number of sources for senior level jobs in a potential Administration.

A list of women, similarly divided between candidates for Cabinet/Deputy and other senior level positions.

Please let us know if you have any questions.

Mike Froman
Of course, we now know the "number of sources" included the Clinton Foundation.


RELATED: Green Leaders of Color
"Despite increasing racial diversity in the United States, the racial composition in environmental organizations and agencies has not broken the 12% to 16% “green ceiling that has been in place for decades."
No word yet on "caucasian" quotas in the NBA.

21 October 2016

Why the dead tree media...

...are walking the doomed path of the dinosaurs...silence of the blms

"No information on suspects was immediately provided for either incident. Police said there was currently nothing to suggest the two shootings are linked."
Two shootings, Jimmy Olsen? What about the other three? And instead of putting up the metaphorical yellow barrier tape... an actual "professional" journalist might enquire about "points of commonality" between these five Toronto area shootings that have occurred recently.

Unless, of course, they really don't want to know.


RELATED: You call yourselves a tabloid?

Shame on you...
"Bullets have been flying in THE NORTHWEST END of the city all week. In all, five shootings in as many days have left two dead and five injured. “Up to 10 gunshots were heard,” Kwong said. “And MALES WERE SEEN RUNNING in all directions, but we’re not sure if they were involved."
Hoodied males were seen running in the northwest end of the city? Get out your decoder rings.


UPDATE: Is Chief Saunders lying to us...

...or is he just really bad at math?
"Gunfire rang out at five different locations in Toronto overnight, sending a number of people to hospital with various injuries."
That's five new shootings, not to be confused with the five I refer to above. But that's not what the man in charge of Toronto cops is saying...
Police Chief Mark Saunders told CP24, “Last night we had a couple shootings and we have resources on it right now to figure out exactly who has caused the shootings to occur."
Spoken like a social worker, Chief. Time to head off to some international law & order junket and soak up some sunshine.


LAST WORD: The number don't lie
"So far in 2016, there have been a total of 330 shootings in Toronto, which is up 52.8 per cent from this point in 2015."
No comment as of yet from the Toronto chapter of "Black Lives Matter."

Ontario Liberal Party says OHIP premiums...

...will now include a "Mack Daddy" surcharge...insert alt text here

The World Health Organisation will change the standard to suggest that a person who is unable to find a suitable sexual partner or is lacking a sexual relationship to have children - will now be equally classified as disabled.

WHO says the change will give every individual “the right to reproduce”.

"The strangest thing is, in the 80s we were told there were too many people here."
Forget that... I want my medicine!!!


RELATED: I can't wait for Justin...

...to declare "Omar Khadr Day" a statutory celebration.

Sounds like a plan...

...so when exactly, will we be shutting down all those remote aboriginal communities?

"The provincial government now is pushing to close places like Little Bay Islands altogether rather than service them, offering Locke and his neighbors at least $250,000 (US$189,000) each to leave — and spurring a bitter, three-year fight over whether to cash out or endure."
Just askin'.

20 October 2016

Never mind the Clintons...

I have been informed that the article I originally linked to was actually a spoof... this one's on me for not checking further.

In it's place I offer up this. It's becoming harder & harder to separate the lunatic left's excesses from fiction... for example...treason

Like many other celebrities watching from home Wednesday night, Rosie O’Donnell tweeted along with the third presidential debate and repeatedly went off on Republican candidate Donald Trump, at various points calling him an “anus mouth” and an “orange motherfucker.”
Wheat, chaff... sometimes it's all a blur.


RELATED: Bias, what bias?
Toward the end of the third and final presidential debate Wednesday evening, Donald Trump SNARLED that Hillary Clinton is “such a nasty woman.”
Yeah... that's gonna leave a mark... because he "snarled."


LAST WORD: And some topics are totally off limits

The media double standard

The MSM loses it's collective mind, yet again... is alt-journalism the answer?gore

"I am very troubled by a lot of the stories that have been reported," about blacks being discouraged from voting, Gore said. "Whenever you have allegations of those kind, that is a matter the entire country ought to take seriously."
Funny... nobody was freakin' out when Al Gore claimed the election was "rigged" or when he took his non-concession to the court system.

That Trump, though... he's apparently the devil incarnate...
In the final presidential debate, Donald Trump disgraced himself and our democracy by refusing to say if he’d accept the election results. He’s a demagogue with a dictatorial streak.
You know, unlike "Uncle Al."


RELATED: Bias? What bias?
Is anyone surprised that the New York Times treated Hillary Clinton like a customer rather than a presidential candidate?


LAST WORD: President Banana Republic
We have here a clear pattern of corruption that makes Watergate look like child’s play. Hillary’s aide, Patrick Kennedy, tried to bribe the FBI to change the classification of a Benghazi document so as to enable Hillary’s false claim that she didn’t send or receive classified information on her illegal home server.
Seriously... that's your candidate?

Ontario Liberals giddy with relief

Holy crap, says Kathleen Wynne... they fell for it... AGAIN...

Auto insurance rates are rising in Ontario, moving the Liberal government even further away from a self-imposed target of an average 15-per-cent reduction.

The Liberals promised in 2013 to cut auto insurance premiums an average of 15 per cent by August 2015.
How bad is it?
Drivers living in Toronto and the 905 are paying the highest auto insurance premiums in the province, a new list shows.
Yup... you get the kind of government you deserve.


RELATED: Who cares about policy?
It hasn’t really registered with Canadians yet that Liberal policies look a lot like Tory policies. Maybe that’s because Tory policies were never that bad to begin with. It was largely in the optics, and Trudeau has shown himself to be nothing if not a master of optics.
"Justin, Justin... show us your tits!!!"

19 October 2016

What did Kerry offer Quito...

...to turn off Assange's tap...

Ecuador, the nation that has granted political asylum to WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange at the country's London embassy, said late Tuesday it had cut off his Internet access because of WikiLeaks' recent dumps of hacked e-mails surrounding Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

Assange said Monday that that he had lost Internet access on Saturday after the document-spilling site released e-mails of speeches Clinton made to the Wall Street Investment bank Goldman Sachs.
Funny how that works.


RELATED: Ask a Hillary supporter
"Moore touches on all of the anti Hillary arguments including the suicide of Vince Foster. 'I hope she did kill Vince Foster, that’s badass.'"
Hmmm... I guess that's the Dems version of locker room talk.

Oh, c'mon you pissants... this is the bigs

Who knew we weren't allowed to empty our shitter in your "deplorable" little town...hillary green plan

"This was an honest mistake and we apologize to the Lawrenceville community for any harm we MAY have caused. We were unaware of any possible violations and have already taken corrective action with the charter bus company to prevent this from happening again."
See, in Washington, we just shit on whoever we want.

18 October 2016

Vote for the Mad Queen....

...I dare you...

All things considered, I had a great week. I didn’t realize I was having enough impact to get on the Clinton enemies list. I don’t think I’m supposed to be happy about any of this, but that’s not how I’m wired.

Mmm, critics. Delicious :-)

P.S. The one and only speaking gig I had on my calendar for the coming year cancelled yesterday because they decided to “go in a different direction.”

RELATED: Of course they did
"The American Muslim Women Political Action Committee (AMW PAC), the first ever political action committee focused specifically on American Muslim women, today announced its endorsement for Hillary Clinton for President."
Under Hillary, the gates will be thrown wide open.

And Winston Churchill wept

Just as with women, body hair removal is a personal decision so if you’re a guy and like your legs to feel super soft and shiny then keep on keeping on.
And in the USA, a war is being waged...
"The lesson made it seem like masculinity was an unacceptable human trait."
In other social engineering news...
"Positioning themselves as the boyish alternative to the American Girl juggernaut, these boy toys are 'properly proportioned, high-end dolls that each have a corresponding book about overcoming some kind of adversity.'”
I got nuthin'.