01 August 2015

I'm not crazy!!!

Behold... the emergent battle cry of the lunatic left...hive collapse disorder

"Breasts AND penises for everyone!!! Because, like, Mike Harris, sistah man!!!"
Meanwhile, in other "check your privilege, pick up a hair shirt" news... forget about that Boko-Haram bother... PETA calls for "death penalty" for dentist who shot lion.

Go ahead... vote for Tommy Trotsky or "Royal Jelly" Trudeau.

I dare you.


31 July 2015

France returns the favour...

...turns the Normandy invasion back around at Britain.


30 July 2015

And yet, I'm not...

...not even a little...

"You'd be surprised how many of them are vegan."


27 July 2015

They could've had an astronaut...

...but no, they went with the space cadet...

Perhaps dumpster diving for "star" candidates does have a downside.

TORONTO — Conservative defector Eve Adams failed on Sunday in her bid to run as a Liberal candidate in the looming federal election.

The sitting member of Parliament, welcomed personally into the fold by Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau, was handily beaten for the party’s nomination in the Toronto riding of Eglinton-Lawrence by lawyer Marco Mendicino.
I guess Justin is so used to living on the dark side he couldn't discern Ms. Adam's deeply flawed character. He was able to ignore both the car wash incident and the sign-stealing mess.

Truth is, even Steffi Mouthmarbles would have stepped around this political punji pit.
At a guess, a search of Ms. Adams’s soul could be conducted in the course of your average smoke break, if not between cigarettes. Yet Mr. Trudeau professed to be delighted with his new recruit, as untroubled by her serial loyalties as by the voluminous baggage she brings.
I can't wait to see what Eve Adams, neophyte Green Party candidate has to say about Pierre Lite.

Remember, Shiny Pony... if they'll do it with you... they'll do it to you.


25 July 2015

You could abolish gender entirely...

...and some folks still wouldn't be satisfied..."no pledge, no prancingLet's face it... if you can't get along with the Lotus Land Liberal Party (the folks who provide government subsidised heroin to the largest aggregate junkie population in North America) will you ever be able to find inner peace?

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...into the new Mary Tyler Moore...

The series opens with an episode so nuanced and thoughtful, so quietly moving and genuine, it's almost impossible to believe it is made by many of the same people who helped build a family empire off the infamy of a young woman's sex tape.
Nope, not seeing it... what exactly is "nuanced" about a surgically fabricated woman... WITH A PENIS?

Of course it's being done by the same media whores who saturated the airwaves with Kardashian non-events. And please, let's not pretend this appeals to the higher intellect.

Perhaps, at some point, Bruce/Caitlyn will auction off his penis onscreen and blossom into full womanhood. This is all about monetising an increasingly popular surgical fetish... not that there's anything wrong with that.

But seriously, how exactly is this any different from freeing your inner Romulan, Klingon or Vulcan?

Live long and prosper Brucie.


24 July 2015

The Official Snugli of Seal Team 6

...fashion accessories for the new millenium...new age poser dad accessoriesJust because you're a sensitive new age dad doesn't mean you can't jock up like your Hollywood heroes.

Need a place to stow rocks for your next anti-poverty riot? No problemo.


Four years ago I asked...

"If every Canadian Senator who ever drooled between two lips... disappeared from the face of the earth tomorrow... how exactly would your life be affected?"
Whatever the original founders intentions may have been (and, given the Family Compactish elasticity of conscience back then, I'm not so sure they were actually that admirable in the first place) the Canadian Senate has become a luxury retirement home for political bagmen and water carriers of all stripes. It's a golden handshake for the filthy-souled much-moneyed faithful and a lucrative landing field for failed political aspirants.

So, is it actually time for a life-saving amputation?

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UPDATE: Misled by the media, yet again.

Unfortunately, this story turned out to be more Ferguson type fertilizer...
John Ivison is a master of satiating the narrative appetites of the moment, which is why he never seems to suffer any professional consequence for spreading the words of chronically wrong sources. The only true consequences, as usual, will be borne by a cynical public who are increasingly justified in believing little of what they read.
Hopes dashed, once more.


23 July 2015

So, if Canadians elect Tommy Trotsky...

...does this mean we all get concealed carry permits?

"Gun production has more than doubled over the course of the Obama administration, according to a new report from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives."
Food for thought.


22 July 2015

Wynne's slavish devotion to Daltonomics...

...continues pushing Ontario into the red...

OTTAWA - Canada's federal finances are in a solid long-term position but the provincial and municipal government picture is far less rosy, the country's Parliamentary Budget Officer said on Tuesday.
California, here we come.

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21 July 2015

To put it in terms...

...today's low information social justice warriors can understand... it ain't Barack or John Kerry who's wearing the strap-on here...

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the highest authority in Iran, told supporters on Saturday that U.S. policies in the region were "180 degrees" opposed to Iran's, in a Tehran speech punctuated by chants of "Death to America" and "Death to Israel".
Apparently, Secretary of State Kerry finds this development, "very troubling."

Oh, c'mon... it's not like we're talking nuclear bom... wait a minute.


19 July 2015

Or you could keep it simple...

...just pay a hooker and make sure you glove up...wait a minute

"It was only matter of time before a mobile phone app was launched that lets people say yes to sex. The app is designed to make sure there’s no trouble between partners the morning after the night before, as they film themselves giving consent."
Now, this is just dinosaur me, but, here's a thought... if you feel the need to set up a contractual video agreement to avoid getting arrested for rape... maybe that should raise a red flag or three.

Or, you could maybe try actual dating with someone you actually KNOW, LIKE and TRUST? Just sayin'.

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Honestly, hon... that must be some other Rodney Q. Bartleson.

Looks like the whole Metrosexual-Hooking-Up-O-Sphere is in for a few sleep-with-one-eye-open nights.