As opposed to all the other folks...

...who dance & skippety-skip their way out of there...

The total number of deaths at Seven Oaks Long-Term Care home at Neilson and Ellesmere Rds. now stands at eight. Six residents of a Scarborough long-term care home died of COVID-19 overnight, city health officials confirmed Wednesday.

Buried further down the page...

"Six of those who died were over the age of 85."

The media & politicians are playing you like a violin.

READER CHALLENGE: Burning the economy to the ground...

...over sick seniors should not be Plan A, or B, or...

Please feel free to share all your stories of sick, old wrinkly-ass people who went into a "nursing home" and came out renewed & rehabilitated.

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RELATED: Let talk "first principles"...Oh, Canada.

Turns out... she's just a dumbass

The mainstream media's "Orange Man bad" narrative takes yet another sad turn...

"The Arizona woman who said she and her husband drank fish-tank cleaner to ward off coronavirus has donated heavily to Democrats and acknowledges she's not a President Trump supporter -- despite news reports that she ingested the dangerous drug because she trusted what she thought was the president's advice."

What's really weird is, they won't snitch...

...when somebody gets murdered...

"The City of Brampton has issued its first ticket under its new physical distancing bylaw after a resident called 311 to report a backyard party in their neighbourhood."

TORONTO Homicide #16/2020

It's taken two weeks for police to release his mugshot, er... identity

On Saturday, March 21, 2020, at 7:41 p.m., officers responded to a call for the sound of gunshots at O'Keefe Lane and Gould Street. The dead man has been identified as Mamadou Drame, 25, of Toronto.

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RELATED: The Usual, well... you know...

"A male victim is in serious condition after he was shot in Toronto’s Lawrence Heights neighbourhood late on Wednesday night."

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LAST WORD: The government will protect us...

A spokeswoman for the province says a man from Pickering, Kareem Zedan, 22, accused of double murder was mistakenly released from a northern Ontario jail.

There's good news, and...

...there's bad news...

Shenzhen has become the first Chinese city to ban the sale and consumption of dog and cat meat. It comes after the coronavirus outbreak was linked to wildlife meat. Thirty million dogs a year are killed across Asia for meat, says Humane Society International (HSI).

However, at the same time as this ruling, China approved the use of bear bile to treat coronavirus patients.

Think it doesn't happen here?

THINK AGAIN...

"Shun Ji Xue from Toronto was charged and convicted of unlawfully possessing black bear gallbladders and fined about $3,000."

Ingesting bear bile? Seriously? These folks are the Scientologists of the hypochondriac universe.

Tools of the Apocalypse

The Big Bang Theory...

RELATED: Turns out, not all business is suffering...

"Right now, burglaries have spiked 20 percent,” Chief Acevedo told Breitbart Texas in a phone interview. “Some people are seeing the shutdown of businesses as a target-rich opportunity. Habitual burglars should not be released.”

Canada's Fifth Estate...

...even with hundreds of millions of dollars from the federal Liberals, it's a dying dinosaur...

According to a story on the Citynews.ca website, Anne Mroczkowski, an anchor on CityNews at Six, was let go on Monday evening, while the rest of the staff were informed on Tuesday. They include Farah Nasser, Lara Di Battista, Pam Seatle, Marianne Dimain, Merella Fernandez and Michael Serapio.

Citytv's noon news program, CityNews at 5, Citynews International and weekend newscasts have all been cancelled, said Koreen Ott, director of marketing.

People don't need politically correct propaganda & info-tainment.

Nobody wants to be conned.

Nobody tell Justin...

...he's spent enough of our money already...

"King of Thailand Maha Vajiralongkorn is currently self-isolating from the Chinese coronavirus in a luxury hotel in Germany with an entourage of 20 concubines and female servants, local reports claimed this week."

While the majority of hotels in Germany are closed as a result of the nationwide quarantine, the 67-year-old is believed to have booked out the entire Grand Hotel Sonnenbichl

From the comments:

"Finally, someone taking Coronavirus seriously."

SCARBOROUGH VIRUS UPDATE

The Usual, well... you know...

"Steadley Kerr, 28, of Toronto, has been charged with second-degree murder and attempted murder. He is scheduled to appear in court on April 9."

And...

"A man was seriously injured when a gun battle erupted between the occupants of two vehicles in Scarborough near Lawrence Ave. E. and Scarborough Golf Club Rd. around 10:15 p.m.Tuesday night."

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RELATED: Who gets lit up in Toronto?

This could be the "tipping point"...

...pun intended...

"With recycling programs suspended around the country due to coronavirus fears, one of Canada’s largest beer brewers says it is struggling to find enough bottles to keep up with production."

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RELATED: It's funny... because it's true

Prime Minstrel loses the all-important...

...Lady Gaga endorsement...

"We’re saved! Thanks to Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, Director General for the World Health Organization (WHO), who bragged about a recent phone call he had with pop star Lady Gaga."

Shmoozing with a pop star? Well.. it's not like he has anything else on his plate.

Truly, we do not deserve to survive.

Ghebreyesus, Ghebreyesus... that sounds so familiar.

The Mainstream Media's campaign...

...to make Trump look bad takes yet another pratfall...

A second coronvirus test came back negative on Natasha Ott. The media reported incorrectly that she died of COVID-19 while waiting for her test results.

Furthermore, it was not revealed that she was in fact suffering for the last TWO years from an undiagnosed intestinal condition.

Her boyfriend lied and said she was perfectly healthy.

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

"Far-left CBS News was caught red-handed using chaotic footage from an Italian hospital in a story about New York City hospitals."

Let the "collateral damage" commence

We sure don't want those poor unfortunate souls to get sick in prison...

"Jacob Burnett was released in Louisville, KY,
two days into his two-year sentence for possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.

Four days after being released, he admitted to stabbing and killing a 60-year-old man in a subdivision just east of the city, according to local media."

It gets better...

Elderly Woman Reportedly Killed Over “Social Distancing.”

And even better...

"California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) is responding to the Chinese coronavirus crisis by commuting the sentences of 14 felons convicted of murder or being involved in a murder."

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RELATED: "Florida Man" ain't going quietly...

The state reports last Friday, it conducted more than 13,000 background checks. That’s compared to the 2,600 plus it ran on the same day last year. That’s nearly a 400 percent increase.

It's possible the human race is...

...way too suggestible...

Your National Broadcaster...

...squeezing every last bit of virus panic/racism/sexism/Islamophobia out of the proverbial stone...

"A Calgary physician went public last week with allegations that Health Minister Tyler Shandro 'berated him' at his home over a social media post."

"Going public" is apparently the new "thoughts & prayers are with you"...

Dr. Mukarram Zaidi says he and his family no longer feel safe after he said Premier Jason Kenney effectively condoned Shandro's behaviour.

"I don't play basketball with my children outside. I am staying indoors because I fear for my safety and security," Zaidi said in an interview with CBC News Monday.

"My wife is upset that my activism has come to my house now, and it is not pleasant because it threatens the safety and security of the family."

In Canada, "uttering threats" is a criminal offense. "Berating"... well, not so much.

Did Mukarram Zaidi make a report to the local police, because I haven't heard of any charges being laid. Or did he just jump on the phone to the CBC?

NOTA BENE: Oh yeah, coincidentally I'm sure...

...Dr Zaidi is the CBC's go-to-guy on Islamophobia...

"Dr. Mukarram Zaidi with "Calgarians Against Racism, Violence and Hate" says hiring security guards is a first for Calgary mosques as worshipers worry about extreme right-wing groups and Islamophobia in Alberta turning into something much worse."

Try as I might, "Alberta Hitler Youth" and "Calgarians For Racism, Violence and Hate" were unavailable for comment.

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AND SOCIAL JUSTICE FOR ALL, ER...SOME

Within hours, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau appeared with his Muslim Citizenship Minister Ahmed Hussen to validate the yet unsubstantiated story of a Muslim being attacked because of her religion.

Now Khawlah Noman is an 11-year-old, so would not be charged. But what did her mother know?

Well, there's another destination...

... off the vacation short list...

HAVANA, March 31 (Reuters) - The family of Emilia Montoya, 79, sacrificed four white doves and two roosters, chanted in the African language Yoruba and pounded a wooden staff rhythmically on the floor in a ceremony to protect Montoya from coronavirus.

Santeria priests, known as babalawos, were said to be imploring Iku, the spirit of death, to not take any more victims.

It makes as least as much sense as Joe Biden.

RELATED: African medicine... that sounds so familiar...

"Health Minister Manto Tshabalala-Msimang said this week she wanted to give citizens choices, including traditional treatments like garlic, lemons and beetroots, instead of championing anti-retroviral drugs."

Take that, HIV!!!

They may not have a clue, but...

...they're never uncertain...

A new report by the Parliamentary Budget Office expects the Canadian economy to contract by 25 per cent in the second quarter of 2020. Annual economic growth in 2020 is expected to slide to negative 5.1 per cent.

Unemployment is expected to rise to 15 per cent.

MATH IS HARD: Justin fixes Canada

As of yesterday, there have been 10 KungFlu deaths in all of Ontario, primarily elderly people with pre-existing health conditions.

In Toronto alone, in the same time period, 16 folks have been murdered by their fellow citizens.

Medical crisis? I don't think so.

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LAST WORD: He drove the economy off a cliff

"Our PM has never addressed the multi-millions Canadian seniors have lost in the stock market because we don’t fit into his politics, and are not about to be coaxed to vote Liberal."

Black Lives Matter was apparently...

...unavailable for comment...

"Chidubem Anthony Okeke, 22, has been arrested and charged with attempted murder in connection with the attack on Police Const. Andrew Varao."

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE BORDER:"But, but, but... that's so racist!"

No, Peace Moonbeam... it's not.

"If the Virus hits..."

"...you must acquit..."

"Illegal aliens held in Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) custody at a Pennsylvania facility have started a hunger strike to demand their release in the midst of the Chinese coronavirus crisis."

STEP TWO: UV lights...

...on all bank machines, vending machines, cash registers, and door handles and...Or, call me crazy... we could just do a little elementary screening at border entry points?

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RELATED: Special rules for Special People

“We are not going to give up. But we also know where these people live and how they live. Strict containment, for them, is just impossible,” one officer explained.

You mean, impossible to enforce, right officer?

Justin Fixes the World...

...a continuing series...MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

Nobody is talking about "Scarborough Virus."

SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MONEY...

...before the Prime Minstrel and Willie Porno steal it all...

Courtesy of Rosie Barton & friends

By golly, good thing we just burned the freakin' economy to the waterline...Selfies are easy... math is hard...

"By last week, influenza had claimed 23,000 lives in the United States, and yet no politicians or journalists were getting up on soap boxes to declaim the horror of stores remaining open while Americans are dying in hospitals, at home or on the streets as a result of flu."

So... less than 2 percent of the total killed by plain old annual flu.

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MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

In Toronto the Good, KungFlu & Homicide numbers running neck & neck...

"A male victim is in serious but non-life-threatening condition after he was shot multiple times in Scarborough at Warden Avenue and Cataraqui Crescent late on Thursday night. No suspect information was made available."

Oh, it gets better...

"Emergency crews were called to a Toronto Public Library near Don Mills Road and St. Denis Drive, south of Eglinton Avenue, at around 7:30 p.m. for reports of a shooting."

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LAST WORD: "Toronto man" strikes again...

"Investigators said they executed a search warrant at a residence on Scarlett Road in Toronto and arrested Abdi Ismail."

Why am I not surprised?

The head of the World Health Organization, in charge of making life or death decisions on a grand scale, has been accused of covering up cholera epidemics, supporting a terrorist organization and inflating his resume to claim he conquered malaria and HIV.

Tedros Adhanom Ghegreyesus' campaign to rewrite his questionable past has some wondering whether he is the right fit to lead the global agency through the coronavirus pandemic.

STONEAGE PEOPLES GONNA STONEAGE:

More than 300 people have died and a further 1,000 have fallen ill in Iran after consuming methanol in the belief that it will protect them against the coronavirus.

Orwell was right, some animals are...

...more equal than others...

It seems when it comes to Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s “stay home” mantra or Mayor John Tory’s threats to crack down, some stores didn’t get the memo.

Chinatown is not the only area not following government orders. Some stores in Kensington Market, Little Italy and The Beaches are doing similar things.

THE NEW ENTREPRENEURS: Meet Jesse Wong

"Toronto Police would like to remind the public to be extra vigilant when it comes to those trying to sell or provide products or services associated to Covid-19. There are no legitimate 'home test kits' available."

But wait... it gets better.

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RELATED: Those racist Bioethicists...

“If we do not deal with this, there is nothing to say that we could not in eighteen months’ time have another outbreak, and it could be worse.”

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LAST WORD: It's just money, right?

"Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced on Friday that the federal government will cover 75 percent of wages for qualifying businesses, backdated to March 15."

He puts everybody out of work... then he pays them. With their own borrowed money.

Problem solved.

Tell that to the families of...

...Shyanne Charles and Joshua Yasay...

"Two board members who heard Nahom Tsegazab’s case earlier this month say he has shown enough personal growth and maturity while incarcerated to be granted day parole."

Nice to know a life is only worth four years apiece.

So, Nahom... home to a supportive fam... sweet baby jebus...

Naod “Gritty” Tsegazab, 22, the brother of one of the Danzig St. block party triggermen has been arrested for the murder of a man killed in a wild shootout earlier this week in Toronto’s east end.

You do remember the Danzig Blocko Murders, don't you?

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Homeschooling Day 9: Miraculously, spanking and prayer are back in school again."

It's funny because it's true

BALTIMORE, MD • A new study by Johns Hopkins University found that the Wuhan coronavirus is impacting men and women more than all the other genders combined.

The Prime Minstrel takes a stand...

...in a post-national world, there are no borders...

TORONTO • "Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has told the U.S. Canada is strongly opposed to a Trump administration proposal to put troops at the U.S.-Canada border amid the pandemic and said if it goes ahead it would damage relations between the two longtime allies."

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RELATED: Everybody was KungFlu fighting...

"Foreign ministers representing seven major industrialized nations failed to agree on a joint statement Wednesday after the Trump administration insisted on referring to the coronavirus outbreak as the 'Wuhan virus.'”

Membership...

...has it's privileges...From the comments:

"Don't come to the Highlands to self isolate... unless you're Prince Charles."

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RELATED: And Winston Churchill wept...

"Thugs have been mugging doctors and nurses to steal their identity badges in order to access priority shopping and freebies from supermarkets during the coronavirus pandemic."

We should've seen it coming...

...like a drama teacher's beard...RELATED: Monsters are real

A question for Doug Ford...

..."Why is the Ontario healthcare system rationing N95 masks?"

Belgium’s Public Health Minister Maggie De Block has destroyed millions of expired FFP2 masks stockpiled during the H1N1 flu epidemic in 2009, but did not replace them due to economic reasons.

“Buying masks without a plan is a waste of taxpayers’ money,” the office added.

Please tell me we're smarter than this.

Well... apparently not.

CONFIRM OR DENY: The story is out now...

As part of it's disaster planning protocol, the City of Toronto had two shipping containers of N95 masks. After receiving a letter from the manufacturer about aging out stock, some genius at the ambulance service binned the lot... AND neglected to reorder.

Why can't everybody just be...

...a sainted millennial?

"I asked my parents if they are worried about the pandemic, and they told me they had been through much worse in their lives: famine, armed conflicts, and helplessly watching their loved ones perish. They are not freaking out about the coronavirus like we are because they have seen it all."

"They told me this pandemic shall pass, just like the numerous other challenges they have faced in their lifetime."

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"In Canada in 2015–2016, there were around 77,000 hospitalizations caused entirely by alcohol, compared to 75,000 hospitalizations for heart attacks in the same year. Alcohol is responsible for about 4500 deaths per year in Canada."

"These 77,000 hospitalizations do not represent all the 1 in 8 Canadians that are addicted to alcohol. So why are alcoholics not being held in quarantine?? Why are we still selling alcohol??"

"Why don’t we shut the country down and introduce Emergency Measures until everyone in Canada quits drinking?? And I haven’t even started on drug addiction."

How about the statistical average 4 Canadians killed every day by drunk drivers?

Shoo! Shoo!