♫ "Cain't ya hear 'em singin'..."

"Dat de sound o' de mans workin' on a chain ga-a-ang"... ♫

Did the "Prime Minstrel" just order up a black man for his George Floyd kneeler photo op?

"After he declined to comment earlier in the day, Trudeau arrived at Parliament Hill • home to Canada's Parliament • wearing a black cloth mask Friday afternoon and surrounded by security guards."

Oh, it gets better... even without blackface...

"At another point, Trudeau yelled 'Amen' along with other protesters."

Well, lawsey me, Jussie... you gots de spirit!

Gotta have priorities, I guess.

FLIP! NO, I MEAN FLOP!Guess some Canadians are more equal than others.

Hard to hear above the mindless mob

...but George Floyd was a longtime junkie and convicted violent felon who once held a pregnant woman hostage at gunpoint.

George Floyd was a dangerous thug... but try finding that needle in the politically-correct media haystack...

Floyd had landed five years behind bars in 2009 for an assault and robbery two years earlier, and before that, had been convicted of charges ranging from theft with a firearm to drugs.

Funny that no one is mourning the lives lost, or livelihoods ruined in the subsequent violent anarchy. The rush to "bend the knee" to the mob beggars rational thinking.

"The Toronto Police Service are also grieving at the recent events," said Police Chief Mark Saunders, as he publicly knelt down.

Mayor John Tory said he would "without hesitation," also kneel with protesters if asked. "I'm listening very carefully to what the people are saying."

"I have a great deal of respect for Chief Saunders [kneeling]. He's showing incredible leadership," Premier Doug Ford said.

Truth be told... some people are born kneelers...

“I think that kind of talk about sort of, you know, where this all arises from, or sort of who’s to blame, is not very constructive,” Toronto Mayor John Tory told reporters in Nathan Phillips Square.

'Ol George is not the guy you want to deify, but if you get a big enough mob, you can get people to say anything.

Self Isolating is so May 2020

BEAVERTON, OR • "Nike has released a commemorative shoe to honor those looting and burning down buildings across the country."

Looting... rioting... pshawww...

...it's a "protest"...

"Some businesses were boarded up in downtown Toronto in anticipation of protests over the weekend. However, many activists and organizers, including Black Lives Matter • Toronto, stated that they are not involved or affiliated with any protests in the coming days."

Well... it's not like business owners can count on the local constabulary for protection...

"Toronto Police Chief Mark Saunders and other uniformed officers met with a group of protesters, removed his hat and took a solidarity knee at a downtown intersection near police headquarters."

But haircuts & dog parks are still against the law.

Just spitballin' here, but that's one hell of an optic... a black man doffing his cap and bending the knee a la Game of Thrones.

Chief Saunders best be praying City Hall doesn't go up in flames this weekend.

So, obviously, RIOTING is the answer!

One... two... ♫ "Puff the Magic Dragon..." ♫

“It’s clear that if you’re Muslim, if you’re black, if you’re Latina, if you’re Indigenous, the United States is not a safe country,” alleged Elizabeth May, leader of the Green Party and Member of Parliament for Saanich—Gulf Islands in British Columbia.

Well... she does have a point...

"The New York City murder rate is typical. Year in, year out, about 90 percent of homicide victims are nonwhite males, as are 90 percent of their killers."

And don't get me started on Chicago.

BIDEN • The Great Unifier

Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee former Vice President Joe Biden said most Americans are good and want to improve the country but called 10 to 15 percent of citizens "not very good people."

REMEMBER: #SomeDeadGuyInMinneapolisMatters

Justin Saves the World...

...again and again...

Dealing with hardened criminals and gun smugglers is hard work. Reforming bail and sentencing conditions may anger parts of the Liberal base even if not doing so results in gangsters shooting up Liberal cities like Toronto.

It’s also easier to fundraise and get votes by scaring people about mean-looking rifles with no history of crime in Canada.

Apparently, the Prime Minstrel is also not a big fan of that tedious "voting your conscience" thing.

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME:

OJ Acquitted... Vows to Find "Real Killer"

Dear Hawk...

You sure you don't wanna give this one another think?

"The Black Lives Matter movement will develop an armed branch of “peace officers” to combat police brutality in black communities during the so-called “war on police,” according to BLM New York chapter Chairman Hawk Newsome."

Let's just take a beat and put this metaphysical jackboot on the proverbial other foot. And likewise put aside, for the moment, the obvious blowback from declaring war on the police.

Say ol' Randolph Shitler decides he's gonna arm all of his skinhead buddies and task them to "protect the white community." That ring any historical alarm bells? You don't think there's any sort of moral, philosophical or legal problems lurking in those societal bushes?

Hey hombre, just sayin'.

And why does nobody get upset with the ongoing, ever-present black on black urban mayhem?

"Investigators are also exploring whether Jenkins’ music videos and lyrics about violent street life — including purported insults directed at rival gangs and dead rappers — are a possible motive for the killing."

LAST WORD: Black Lives Matter, Black Lives Matter...

...that sounds so familiar.

So, not a Police Death Squad after all

But, but, but... mummy swore up and down they tossed her baby off the balcony...

The family of a woman who fell to her death following an interaction with police will not speak with SIU investigators.

What changed? Let's ask Charles Darwin...

The newspaper, citing unspecified sources, said that Korchinski-Paquet had barricaded herself on her High Park balcony by using a large appliance to block the door and ultimately fell to her death.

She apparently “fell while trying unsuccessfully to vault to a neighbouring balcony.”

"IF IT SAVES JUST ONE LIFE..."

RELATED: In memory of George Floyd...

The dealership says it has hired armed guards for the foreseeable future. Losses and damage is estimated at $5 million.

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LAST WORD: A story you won't see on...

...Canada's Post National broadcaster...

“What is not being told is the violent criminal history of George Floyd. The media will not air this,” police union president Bob Kroll told his members.

When seconds count... the cops are...

...only hours, er... days away...Still want to shit-talk the Second Amendment?

Who's your Daddy now, pussycat?

A proud (occasionally black) man...

...saves the world...

"Trudeau took a 22-second pause before answering Parry’s question."

Seriously bro... take as much as you need... NOT as much as you want.

The Gunshine State

Welcome to Florida, bitches!

Best comment so far...

"Florida - its Nam' with meth-heads and gators."

No one needs 25 smuggled handguns...

...to hunt a #DiversityStrongistan deer...

"Rima Mansour, 52, a Toronto woman accused of smuggling 25 American firearms in her SUV’s gas tank was set free on bail on Friday after her lawyer raised concerns over her COVID-19 risk factors."

RELATED: Dude, the law is the law!!!

"The tip from the cops was a message to Lake to not even think about opening up his restaurant again during the pandemic."

LAST WORD: Schrödinger's Gat

It's not a problem... until it is...

"Police believe this is an isolated incident. No arrests have been made and the investigation is ongoing."

Not Me... Not Mine...

...Not Today...

The nation went up in flames this weekend. No one in charge stood up to save America. Our leaders dithered. They cowered. They openly sided with the destroyers. In many cases, they egged them on.

Later, they will deny all of this. They are denying it now. You know the truth. You saw it happen.

This is how nations collapse.

Enforcing the law is not white supremacy. Insisting that everyone in the country follow the same rules isn’t racism. In fact, it’s the answer to racism. It’s equality, equality under the law.

Not that Canada's overburdened with wise leadership.

NO MEWLING SOYBOYS HERE:

"Corbo’s, a tiny family-owned bakery in the city’s historic Playhouse Square district, took matters into their own hands, brandishing their firearms when rioters came calling.

Three men stood in the doorway of the bakery, defending their property and exercising their Second Amendment rights."

"A minute later the rioters were gone, having moved on to the business next door, where they shattered a massive storefront window."

Or, as it's known in Scarborough...

...Monday night...

"A male victim is in hospital with life-threatening injuries after being pursued and shot multiple times in Scarborough’s L'Amoreaux neighbourhood.

According to reports from the scene, the victim described himself as being 17 years old."

THE USUAL, WELL... YOU KNOW

Nigel Lopez, 21, of Toronto, was arrested. He is charged with:

1) Possess Loaded Restricted Firearm
2) Possess Restricted Firearm without Licence
3) Unlicensed Person Possess Restricted Weapon
4) three counts of Possess Restricted Weapon Knowing No Authority
5) Store Firearm Carelessly
6) Weapons Dangerous to Public Peace
7) Mischief Under $5000
8) Escape Lawful Custody
9) Possession for the Purpose of Trafficking - Schedule 1 Narcotic
10) two counts of Possess Firearm While Prohibited
11) Fail to Comply with Probation

Don't shoot the messenger...

...or anyone else for that matter...

"The Hennepin County Medical Examiner conducted Mr. Floyd’s autopsy on May 26, 2020."

"The full report of the ME is pending but the ME has made the following preliminary findings. The autopsy revealed no physical findings that support a diagnosis of traumatic asphyxia or strangulation."

"Mr. Floyd had underlying health conditions including coronary artery disease and hypertensive heart disease."

Only a sociopath wants to see someone die, but it seems to me that resisting arrest is always a bad idea... and that applies even more emphatically if you have an iffy ticker.

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UPDATE: ♫ "You better shop around" ♫

Don't like the official autopsy report? Just go out and buy your own...

“Sustained pressure on the right side of Mr. Floyd’s carotid artery impeded blood flow to the brain, and weight on his back impeded his ability to breathe,” said the report by medical examiners hired by Floyd’s family.

Apparently, science is a little more subjective than I was brought up to believe.

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Just my two cents. Of course, there's a much larger issue at play here...

"Today’s disclosure of the Medical Examiner’s preliminary findings reminds us why lynch mobs have always been a bad idea, and calls for overnight justice are nearly always misguided."

That being said, George Floyd is certainly a more acceptable poster child for police malfeasance than the last guy the "community" tried to beatify...

"Alton Sterling was the stuff of your worst nightmares, guys. It's why you all have gated mansions and round the clock bodyguards."

And what about "Gentle Giant" Michael Brown?

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LAST WORD: It's not about "feelings"...

...show me the actual evidence...

I feel about the Zimmerman/Trayvon case the way I’ve felt about life since about 5 minutes into my first day at nursery school: "Holy shit: Everyone here is an idiot."

Anarchy, violence... a lefty's wet dream

You ever wondered why some folks feel the need to own a firearm... wonder no more...

Police arrested 27-year-old Samantha Shader, of Catskill, for allegedly throwing a Molotov cocktail into a police van with officers inside. She was charged with attempted murder.

Approximately 250 people were arrested, six officers suffered non-life-threatening injuries and roughly a dozen police vehicles were damaged.

While Sunday’s demonstrations started peacefully, they once again took a violent turn for the fourth straight night. Throughout the weekend, cameras captured fires, vandalism and looting.

That's funny... no more hysterical argle-bargle about social distancing...

In New York City, to appear tough on the lockdowns, Mayor Bill de Blasio singled out the “Jewish community” for gathering outside for a funeral and had the police break up a session of 60 people at a Yeshiva school in Brooklyn.

But he has allowed riots, featuring thousands of people in close proximity, clashing violently with police, with only scattered use of masks.

Rioting, burning, looting... we've seen this before.

Ask a [former] Business Owner

Never let a crisis go to waste...

“This was not a political protest."

"This was basically a bunch of thieves getting together taking advantage of a situation,” Alan Kokozian said Sunday as he surveyed the hole in his roof caused by fire."

"Kokozian said his entire product stock was either stolen or damaged after violent riots."

"He said he was hit in the head with a flying bottle as he pleaded with looters to spare his establishment Saturday evening."

COMPARE AND CONTRAST: I've said it before...

"I just don't understand why the national media thinks the deaths of Michael Brown and Freddie Gray are more important than the murder of Jacob Pushinsky."

You mean the bit where they all said...

...Toronto cops tossed her off the balcony?

Once again... it's a racial-identity shitshow... and the media just can't get enough.Let the cover-up begin...

Knia Singh, the family's lawyer, added that, "Statements made [by family members] prior to May 28 are not part of the official Korchinski-Paquet statement."

So what did the family members say? Let's just say it makes Jussie Smollet look like a girl scout...

"The police can't arrest a female properly, they throw her off the building. A black female."

"The police killed my daughter, came in my apartment and shoved her off the balcony and told CP24 that it was a suicide," Clayton declared in the clip. "But the police killed her."

BREAKING: Witness surfaces... Mom caught lying

Troubled Regis Korchinski-Paquet plunged to her death while trying to vault to a neighbouring balcony at her High Park highrise on Wednesday, sources tell the Toronto Sun.

An independent witness claims the 29-year-old was alone on the balcony before her deadly fall.

COMPARE AND CONTRAST:

He said... she said...

"Claudette pleaded with police to provide assistance to her daughter, and take her to CAMH to provide mental health support," said the family's lawyer.

Toronto Police Chief Mark Saunders told reporters, "the call came in as an assault."

I say we just listen to tapes of the three separate 911 calls.

That work for everybody?

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME: Another day... another akbar

Much-needed Myth of Outside Agitators

Well, if you blame "the [insert pc euphemism here] community"... you're just throwing gas on the fire...

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey and Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz said Saturday that officials think "white supremacists" and "out-of-state instigators" could be behind the protests in the wake of George Floyd’s death.

Wait a sec...

A report by KARE 11 showed "about 86 percent" of arrestees" listed their address in Minnesota according to data the outlet analyzed from the Hennepin County Jail's roster.

RELATED: The Governor, huh... that sounds so familiar.

LAST WORD: The Politicians wouldn't lie to me...

...would they?

"While the 'Terrorism Threat Report,' first released in December, had initially identified attackers 'inspired by violent Sunni Islamist ideology' as the main terrorist threat to Canada, that line has now been cut," said Liberal Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale.

Fair is Fair

Finally the left will have a champion in their corner...

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Twitter has appointed a new head of fact-checking that will verify all the information the president tweets.

In order to make sure the fact-checker was fair and balanced, the social network hired a recent French immigrant with no political bias, Ms. Hilareaux L'Clintoneux.

Prime Minstrel joins howling chorus

"Jus' keepin it real, dawg!"

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau on Friday afternoon injected himself into escalating tensions over George Floyd’s death.

"Many Canadians of diverse backgrounds are watching like all Canadians are, the news out of the United States, with shock and with horror."

Bear in mind, Justin isn't talking about mob violence and burning police stations to the ground.

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME TO 2017:

That's so strange... I must've missed Justin chiming in about the horrific murder of Justine Damond.
Or how about cops being murdered?

Two sisters from upstate New York were arrested for throwing a Molotov cocktail into an NYPD van during the night-long protest in Brooklyn over the death of George Floyd, police said.

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SMELL THE PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISM:

"The 29-year-old's death sparked widespread community reaction and online attention when her cousin and mother took to social media claiming she was pushed by police."

Wait...

"No family members were inside the unit at the time of Korchinski-Paquet's death and it's unclear if anyone witnessed her death."

But, hey... "Police Death Squads."

Minneapolis, Minneapolis... that sounds so familiar.

Justin Saves Canada • The Fairy Tale

Sadly, it seems the real issue isn't about hunting deer with military style assault rifles after all...Surprise, surprise...

Elijah Robinson, 17, is wanted on a Canada-wide warrant in connection with the shootout on May 28 that smoked Dimarjio Jenkins, a local "murder music" enthusiast who went by the name "Houdini."

Jenkin's other bodyguard, a 15 year-old aspiring assassin, is in hospital and facing similar charges.

It's actually a pretty sly strategy.

Under Canada's "Youth Criminal Justice Act," these barely pubescent gun thugs get a slap on the wrist before getting tossed back into the water.

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH: Homicide #31/2020

A 33-year-old man is dead after a shooting outside Toronto Community Housing early Saturday morning.

The victim, identified as Yonis Mohamed, of Toronto was found on the scene.

LOCAL DAIRY FARMER ARRESTED FOR...

...wait a minute...

A Toronto man, John Cruz-Barros, 23, is facing more than a dozen charges following an early morning spree of violence in the area of Jane Street and Sheppard Avenue West that included pointing a handgun at a baby’s head.

I'm so old I can remember when...

...looters were the bad guys...

"Left-wing documentary filmmaker Michael Moore declared early Friday morning that the Minneapolis Police Department headquarters must be demolished as a “contrition to Black America” in the midst of rioters setting a police precinct ablaze."

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

Rioters “coming to the suburbs”...Can't help thinking, "Looks like ISIS, smells like ISIS, walks like ISIS."

RELATED: Smell the "professional" reporting...

“While the situation on the ground in Minneapolis is fluid, and there has been violence, it is most accurate at this time to describe what is happening there as ‘protests’–not riots,” NBC host Craig Melvin wrote on Twitter Thursday.

Black Lives Matter Minneapolis was apparently unavailable for comment.

Crack Toronto Homicide Team...

...has already eliminated half the population of Toronto...

A man is in serious condition after a shooting in north-end Toronto Thursday evening, officials say. As of Thursday night, Toronto police said two male suspects were wanted in connection with the shooting.

Those darned "Toronto males!"

TRAVEL BACK IN TIME WITH ME: To 2019

"The 24/7 Jane-Finch dick-measuring extravaganza continues apace... another double-double... the city’s 52nd and 53rd murders of the year."

I could actually pull up dozens of similar accounts of area savagery, but that would be (pun intended), overkill.

Smell the "Professional" Journalism

Toronto, Ontario, Canada is apparently the hub of Canadian racism...

"The front page cover has been called out for being “disgusting,” and part of a large problem that has affected black people in the city."

Sure, that's the problem. Forget about the "murder music" guy who travelled with an armed 15 year-old bodyguard.

And, no Justin... taking away my varmint rifle isn't gonna do sweet fuck all about these sociopaths.

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FUCK HOUDINI, HIS TWO HOMICIDAL GANGBANGER BUDDIES... and the murderous wave he rode in on...

Along with the 27-year-old woman, the six-year-old boy and the child’s mother, many innocent passersby were out on the downtown street on that Tuesday afternoon.

Two associates of Jenkins return gunfire with their own handguns back at the shooter,” Singh said, calling the incident “an active gunfight happening on the sidewalk.”

Maybe they could just sew...

...little "yellow stars" on the reporters they don't like...

"Once Terry Gullion, who keeps the press on a choke collar for Trudeau, got word that a Rebel News journalist was about to ask unapproved questions, he sicced the RCMP on me, and they escorted me off the property."

Back in #DiversityStrongistan

No Rhodes Scholar... but points for clear, concise message...

TORONTO • Police responded to a call for a man, Sahr Raymond Kona, 23, making threats in the area of Lawrence Avenue West and Dufferin Street.

It is alleged that Kona contacted a family indicating that he wanted to kill a person.

Meanwhile, back at Main & Gerrard.

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RELATED: Toronto media doing their best...

...to provoke Minnesota-style race riots...

"Relatives of 29-year-old Regis Korchinski-Paquet, who fell from the balcony of a Toronto apartment tower Wednesday night are questioning the role of responding police officers in how she died."

A man claiming to be the woman’s cousin accused police officers of pushing her to her death and then leaving her body “for more than an hour” on the ground.

I simply can't understand why anyone would choose to immigrate to racist Canada.

Lawyer for slain Toronto rapper says...

..."enough useless gun bans"... urges politicians to do something real...

"Other rappers killed in recent months include Tyronne Noseworthy, 19, aka Fourty4Double0, who had worked with Houdini; Farah Hersi Handule, 23, aka 22 Filthy; Jahquar Stewart, 24, aka Bvlly, who had also worked with Houdini; and Keeshawn Brown, 18, aka Why-S, who had collaborated with Fourty4Double0."

It probably wouldn't hurt if they chose their, uh... associates a little more carefully as well...

Street gang expert claims slain Toronto rapper Dimarjio Jenkins, aka Houdini, had ties to the violent Young Buck Killas.

Well, Houdini's bodyguard didn't exactly measure up...

"A police source told CP24 the 15-year-old boy boy returned fire in the incident and is now facing gun-related charges."

So much for the Prime Minstrel's gun ban.