16 October 2017

Like father, like mother...

...like daughter...pantsuit on fire

The explanation comes after foundation board member Chelsea Clinton ducked questions about Weinstein’s money from a reporter while attending a Clinton Global Initiative University event at Northeastern University in Boston on Saturday. The former first daughter hustled out a side door after the event, evading a reporter as she rushed to her car surrounded by aides and security.

The Clinton Foundation and a spokesperson for Hillary Clinton had previously declined to comment on the Weinstein matter.

Vibrant urban cultural mosaic

Meet Dr. Kitty...insert alt text hereCall me a deplorable clinger... but teenage plastic surgeons in basement operating rooms would likely raise a few red flags in my neck of the woods.


RELATED: In other "signs of the times" news

Between 1998 and 2015, chlamydia has risen from 39,372 to 116,499 annual cases among all ages and genders, and gonorrhea infections increased from 5,076 to 19,845 in the same time period.

Infectious syphilis rates rose dramatically from 501 to 4,551 cases, which is doubly shocking considering experts say it was nearly eradicated in North America 10 years ago.

15 October 2017

In other "victimless crime" news

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"The victim in a deadly shooting outside a North York plaza near Finch Avenue and Milvan Drive at around 9:45 p.m. on Saturday night has been identified. Reports from the scene indicate that 43-year-old James Clayton Holland was locking up a marijuana dispensary in the plaza when he was shot."
Toronto’s 50th homicide of 2017.


RELATED: Over at the CBC...

Smell the "professional" journalism... not a mention of the "marijuana" angle. It's a murder mystery... just down the road from Jane & Finch.


UPDATE: Should've seen it coming...
"Councillor Giorgio Mammolitti said the plaza has a 'bad history' in his York West ward. He said Sunday he has tried to shut down the massage parlour in the plaza, but the city’s Municipal Licensing department has permitted it to remain open."

"The only outrage here is the continued persecution of people for committing non-crime such as drug dealing and owning [illegal] guns."

Gotta do away with that whole...

..."level playing field" thing...

If the NFL is to prove their progressive cred, they must begin to bring social justice to their games and play by the same progressive rules that have been adopted in all other spheres of life.

First of all, they must "level the playing field" by building a slope. Let's call it Affirmative Action in Sports

14 October 2017

Lawrence Heights, Lawrence Heights...

...isn't that where all the Rhodes Scholars come from?

"A man in his 20s is fighting for his life after a shooting in Lawrence Heights Friday night. Toronto Police say gunfire erupted at an apartment complex on old Meadow Lane, northeast of Allen Rd. and Lawrence Ave. W., around 11:10 p.m."

RELATED: Just another McStabbing... or two...
One man is dead and another has serious injuries after a double stabbing in Mississauga early Saturday morning. Police say the victims are both 18 years old.

UPDATE: Mess with my tribe...

...we'll kill you all...
"I need them to know that I have their back. They're a community that I love and they make up a great part of what makes this city beautiful," said Youth Services Minister Michael Couteau.
Of course, he said it from the heavily guarded Somali funeral after someone tried to gun down the dead kid's family.


LAST WORD: Somali community bemoans...

...Canadian violence... wait a minute...insert alt text here
MOGADISHU, Somalia — The death toll from the most powerful bomb blast witnessed in Somalia’s capital rose to 231 with more than 275 injured.

13 October 2017

Remember back... you were a kid...

...people used to set each other on fire?

Yeah... me neither...insert alt text here

"Police are looking for three suspects after two young men were doused with gas and nearly set on fire during a confrontation in the parking lot of Agincourt Mall earlier this month."
Meanwhile... just across town, the Somali "community" is up in arms...insert alt text here
"We lose a lot of youth. We bury a lot of youth," said Aya Nomar, who spoke at the event.
Aya, you're not "losing" them... they're murdering each other.


UPDATE: The tribal warfare continues...
The family of 16-year-old Zakariye Ali who was killed in a triple shooting last weekend, are unharmed after shots were fired at them in the Chester Le Boulevard and Morecambe Gate area overnight.

It was reported that a male approached them from a distance, pulled up his hoodie and began shooting at the group. Witnesses told police they heard between five to seven shots.
Wait a minute, is there anything you're not telling us? Chester Le, Chester Le... that sounds so familiar...
Toronto Community Housing 132-152, 160-172, 180-192, 260-272, 275 Chester Le Blvd

RELATED: Not just a Toronto problem
-- FORT MCMURRAY -- Alberta's Somali community is accusing the province's justice minister of "playing political games" by refusing to set up a task force to find out why so many young Somali-Canadians have died violently in the province.
That is a mystery... wait a minute...
"A lot of these kids are gangsters and drug dealers," said Clark, who noted unco-operative witnesses is a common problem in many of the region's Somali shooting cases.
Oh, trust me... it gets better.

12 October 2017

Consciousness of Guilt...

...it's a bitch...

Boyle is refusing to board an American military plane in Pakistan waiting to take them home. Some officials say Roberts is fearful of perhaps being sent to Guantanamo Bay, based off his background.

Boyle was previously married to the sister of Omar Khadr, a Canadian man who spent 10 years at Guantanamo Bay after being captured in 2002 in a firefight at an Al Qaeda compound in Afghanistan.
Is Omar gonna leave a bro' hangin'?

No good deed goes unpunished

Oh, look... a simple test for detecting lying & cheating, uh... I mean "Islamophobia"...

"Swedish dentist Bernt Herlitz revealed to authorities that after checking the molar teeth of hundreds of migrant children that 80% of the so-called children were actually adults."

"Herlitz was quickly fired and now may lose his home."


Something is rotten in the state of, well... you know...
"Danish authorities have found that 634 out of 700 asylum seekers under investigation for lying about their identity were claiming to be persecuted minorities in Kuwait but almost all were really from Iraq."

"According to investigators almost half of the migrants, around 300 people, were from the same Iraqi family."
Don't worry... I'm sure Justin's 50,000 lightly vetted refugees were from the only honest country in the middle east.


LAST WORD: Relax... Ralph & Justin have you covered...
The three-page form, obtained by CBC News, asked people who were trying to cross the Quebec-U.S. border on Roxham Road, east of Hemmingford, Que., for details on their work history, whether they had a criminal record and what motivated their decision to leave the United States.

It also asked for their views on women bosses, terrorist attacks and Islamic State.

The RCMP interview guide is "inappropriate and inconsistent with government policy," the Trudeau government says.
Well, that much seems pretty obvious.
Muslims, in particular, appear to be targeted, as no other religion is mentioned in the questionnaire.
Yeah, why do all those homicidal Albanian nuns crushing pedestrians with trucks & blowing themselves up at tweener-centric concerts get a total pass?

11 October 2017

Sometimes the caption...

...makes all the difference...

You had me at...

...Plasma Coil Bottle Launcher...

"This bottle launcher is a combination of some of my earlier alcohol fueled launchers and the propane pop gun project from a few years ago. I hope you enjoy this one, I'm very happy with how it turned out."

10 October 2017

Gotta love that minimalist journalism...

...over at Canada's national broadcaster...

"Homicide detectives have identified a boy who was shot and killed in the parking lot of an elementary school in Etobicoke on Sunday night as 16-year-old Zakariye Ali."
Interestingly, CP24 seems to have some information the CBC couldn't seem to unearth...
"Police earlier described the suspect as a black male in his 20s with a slim build. He was last seen wearing all-black clothing and is about five-foot-seven inches tall."

RELATED: The hits just keep on coming...
When officers arrived on scene, they found a man, who has been identified as 30-year-old Michael Khan, unconscious. He was rushed to hospital but later died from his injuries.

On Monday night, police said the death had been deemed "suspicious."

LAST WORD: You think tougher gun laws...

...are gonna slow these guys down?
Toronto police said Sunday that the raid was executed as part of an investigation into the murder of a 29-year-old man who was fatally shot outside a complex on Dixon Road earlier this week. 23-year-old Liban Hussein, 26-year-old Deshawn Hibbert and 30-year-old Jamal Hibbert are all facing a list of charges related to weapons, drugs and possessing the proceeds of crime over $5,000.

It's all about "friction"

You can Make a Bump Stock on a 3D Printer.

No, I can’t. I don’t own a 3D printer. Neither do most criminals. What you mean is that the few people who own 3D printers and have the skill to use them can print bump stocks.

Chances are, you’re not one of those people.

Again, laws are not designed to stop the most motivated super-criminals. They have lots of ways to get weapons.

Dear United States of America...

...you sure you want to move to "socialised medicine?"

A Nova Scotia hospital has rewritten wait-time rules and end-of-life protocols in response to the disturbing story of how a 68-year-old man dying from pancreatic cancer languished for six hours in an ER hallway.

09 October 2017

Diversity might be Justy's strength...

...I'm simply thankful I no longer live in gang-happy Hogtown...zayn yahya

"Homicide investigators say two suspects wanted in an ongoing murder investigation have turned themselves in."

"19-year-old Zayn Q. Chaudry and 20-year-old Yahya Abdirahman are facing first-degree murder charges in connection with the death of 29-year-old Abdulkadir Bihi."
Sadly... it's the same old story...
"The cousin, who did not want to be identified, told CBC News that Bihi "fell in with the wrong crowd" as a youth but was trying to turn his life around."

RELATED: Dollars to donuts...

...cops aren't looking for a band of switchblade wielding Born-again Baptists...
"One man was stabbed to death during a fight in Stan Wadlow Park in East York just before 9 p.m. on Saturday night. The park is located near the intersection at Cosburn and Woodbine."

UPDATE: Stabbed murder victim id'd...

...as 15 year-old Isaiah Witt.


UPDATE2: One dead, two others down...

...late Sunday night...
"Homicide Det. Stephen Matthews told reporters a suspect ran northbound on York Road and entered into a smaller, light-coloured car. He has been described as black, in his 20s, standing 5’7” and has a slim build. He was wearing all-black clothing."
Location of said murder... Kingsview Village School on York Rd. near Kipling Ave. and Dixon Rd.

The hits just keep on coming.

07 October 2017

"There has been one arrest..."

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"...of a male and police say “Enquiries to establish the circumstances and motive are underway.”
Nine people taken to hospital... doesn't sound like a typical driver/ pedestrian interaction.


UPDATE: Cops say "not terrorism"...
An update from the force said the incident was now being treated as "a road traffic collision".

The current terror threat level in the UK is "severe" - the second highest - meaning an attack is highly likely.

RELATED: Here we go again...
PARIS — A man who fatally stabbed two women outside Marseille’s main train station had been detained for shoplifting and released the day before the attack, and used seven fake identities in previous encounters with police, officials said Monday.
Meanwhile, a couple of countries over...
ZURICH, Oct 7 (Reuters) - A refugee was shot and killed by Swiss cantonal police on Saturday after he charged at two other asylum seekers with knives, law enforcement officials said.

His nationality was not immediately released.

LAST WORD: As Canadian as suicide bombing...
Abdulrahman El Bahnasawy, a 19-year-old Canadian citizen from Mississauga, has pleaded guilty to charges of terrorism.
Funny how "Canadians" always seem to be in the thick of it..
Toronto police have identified a man killed in a daylight shooting outside an Etobicoke apartment building as 29-year-old Abdulkadir Bihi.
And in an unrelated case...
Abdirizak Yabarow is charged with second-degree murder and assault causing bodily harm.

How can you tell if the bees are queer?

"Oh, dahling... I wouldn't be caught dead at a heteronormative beekeeping venue"...insert alt text hereFROM THE COMMENTS:

"Of course it's different. this is from section 25b of the gay agenda which specifies that making the bees look fabulous causes them to produce honey that makes people gay when they eat it."

06 October 2017

What's really horrifying...

...is that these two are being portrayed as "victims"...insert alt text here

The brothers earlier pleaded guilty to charges of kidnapping, sexual assault causing bodily harm, robbery and uttering death threats after they snatched a 17-year-old girl from a bus stop off a residential street on Nov. 14, 2014 and took her to a nearby alley where they both sexually assaulted her.

They then forced her to walk 20 minutes to their home where they kept her for hours and repeatedly raped her.
The kicker? Everyone involved acknowledges they'll probably do it again.


RELATED: What's she crying for...

...it's our money...
OTTAWA — Crown-Indigenous Relations Minister Carolyn Bennett held back tears as she announced an agreement in principle with survivors of the ’60s Scoop. The agreement provides up to $750 million in compensation for individuals classified as status Indians and Inuit.
How much compensation did the 17 year old girl in the story above receive?