31 October 2018

Stuff you're never gonna see...

...on the CBC.

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

Regarding the false sexual-assault allegation she made via her email to the Committee, she said: “I was angry, and I sent it out.” When asked by Committee investigators whether she had ever met Judge Kavanaugh, she said: “Oh Lord, no.”
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RELATED: The CBC called this event...

...mostly non-violent...


30 October 2018

PM Kardashian's "most admired government"

"Neither Global Affairs Canada nor Citizenship and Immigration Canada responded on Monday to a Globe request for comment."


Downtown Toronto... safest place in the...

...sweet baby jebus...

Christopher Husbands, 29, is accused of opening fire on a group of young men at the Eaton Centre food court killing two of them and injuring six others caught in the crossfire... Ahmed Hassan, 24, died on the floor of the food court while Nixon Nirmalendran, 22, died in hospital nine days later due to complications from a bullet wound.

The innocent bystanders hurt in the shooting included a 13-year-old boy who was shot in the head and survived, and a pregnant woman who was trampled in the ensuing stampede.
Husbands, Husbands... that sounds so familiar...
"Husbands was also supervising children at a City of Toronto-run facility from November 2011 to May 2012 while on $4,000 house arrest bail for the sexual assault."
So, Affirmative Action Programs - 0... Devil on my shoulder - well, we're still doing the math.

And... it seemed like a good idea at the time...
Rohinie Bisesar, the suspect accused in the
fatal stabbing of 28-year-old Rosemarie Junor at a Shoppers Drug Mart in the city’s underground PATH system could begin standing trial later today.
Get out while you still can.

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RELATED: Feeling safe in Mr Trudeau's neighbourhood?
Ottawa police have identified a Toronto man as the victim of an early morning shooting west of downtown on Monday. Gulan Ahmed, 23, was found dead on Carruthers Avenue near Scott Street at about 3:45 a.m.
It gets better.


29 October 2018

I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...

WASHINGTON -- The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated today that it has no objection, despite reports to the contrary, to people dressing up their chickens in Halloween costumes.
Good to know.

It gets better... by which I mean worse...
"The agency’s inspector general traced the malicious software to a single unnamed USGS employee, who reportedly used a government-issued computer to visit some 9,000 adult video sites."


28 October 2018

Ask Producer Adi Shankar...

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"If you are a show about cultural commentary and you are too afraid to comment on the culture, especially when it’s a component of the culture you had a hand in creating, then you are a show about cowardice."
So, no more old, rich, uncaring uber-caucasian Mr Burns? No more toothless redneck Cletus?

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RELATED: Comedy is no laughing matter

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LAST WORD: The first thing we do...

...is hang all the lawyers...insert alt text here
The letter from a lawyer representing TVO demands that Scott stop wearing his Tokaroo costume by Friday afternoon, as it could pose "a very real threat of tarnishing Polkaroo's reputation."


27 October 2018

Revitalising Canada's future...

...one killer McJob at a time...insert alt text here

An Uber driver, Abdihared Bishar Mussa, a 23-year-old Somalian refugee on his second day on the job admitted his careless driving killed passenger Nicholas Cameron after the driver stopped on the Gardiner to pick up his cell phone, which fell on the floor.

Mussa was barely moving when his Sonata was rear-ended by a BMW travelling at 107 km/h without braking.

Mussa’s lawyer David Parry wants the minimum fine, $400, imposed and asked that his client should resume driving once he completes driving training.
It gets better... by which I mean worse...
"After the couple climbed into the back seat of his 2012 Hyundai, Mussa inadvertently headed eastbound on the Gardiner Expressway — in the opposite direction of the airport."
Note that Mussa pleaded guilty to a "reduced" charge.


26 October 2018

Just a typical Republican...

...who obviously has the ear of the President...

Cesar Sayoc, 56, reportedly a former stripper and bodybuilder, is a "promoter" and "booking agent" for male stripper and burlesque shows, including touring dance troupe Chippendales.
He got caught because he left his fingerprints on one of the packages. What more do you need to know?

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UPDATE: More Fauxcahontas...
Alleged Fake Bomber is Filipino Ex-Con Who Claimed To Be Seminole.
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LAST WORD: Yeah... it's like they are twins...
On Friday’s broadcast of HBO’s “Real Time,” host Bill Maher stated that President Trump “sounds like he’s not condemning the bomber, it sounds to me like he’s partnering with him.”
Unbelievable.


Notorious northwest end of Toronto...

...coughs up another two murderers...most wanted

On Thursday, investigators said 19-year-old Jahnoye Carpenter, of Toronto, and a 16-year-old boy, who cannot be identified under the provisions of the Youth Criminal Justice Act, had been arrested in connection with this case.

Both males have been charged with second-degree murder and arson to property.
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RELATED: "Murder not a good look for a rapper"...
Prosecutor Liz Nadeau challenged Jermaine Dunkley, who performs as rapper J Noble, on the meaning of one of his lyrics, which the Crown alleges is an instruction to kill his brother’s assassin “on sight.”

Dunkley testified the lyric did not mean shooting someone, rather it was telling whoever killed Ricky that it’s highly likely there would be an altercation and that he would “punch” him.
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LAST WORD: Who's zoomin' who?
A man wanted on a Canada-wide warrant for the murder of 30-year-old Dorren Campbell, in Mississauga earlier this month has surrendered to police. At the time of the fatal shooting, Richard Chambers was wanted on another Canada-wide arrest warrant for his alleged role in a separate shooting.
Black Lives Matters Toronto was apparently unavailable for comment.


Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...

The suspects, two Senegalese citizens and one Nigerian, were being held on suspicion of murder, group sexual assault and distributing drugs in the death last week of 16-year-old Desiree Mariottini, Italian authorities said Thursday.

The brutality of the Mariottini's death drew comparisons with the murder and rape of 18-year-old Pamela Mastropietro, whose body was found last winter in pieces in a suitcase in the central Italian city of Macerata.
Where are all the "if it only saves one life" socialists now?

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RELATED: An Empire Undone
Virginia Raggi, the mayor of Rome with the Five Star Movement, is deeply embattled as the city has fallen into disastrous degradation, with garbage strewn across dark, broken streets and drug use spiking in bleak neighborhoods.
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MEANWHILE JUST DOWN THE ROAD:
Seven Syrians and one German passport-holder have been arrested following the gang rape of an 18-year old girl in Freiburg. Such crimes have become increasingly common in Germany since Angela Merkel invited more than a million migrants to the country in 2015.


25 October 2018

Call me when something actually explodes...

...because, so far... these purported "bombs" are about as dangerous as a GI Joe...insert alt text here

"None of the devices harmed anyone, and it was not immediately clear whether any of them could have. One law enforcement official said investigators were examining the possibility that they were hoax devices that were constructed to look like bombs but would not have exploded."
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UPDATE: Roided-up Native American felon...

...arrested in Florida...insert alt text hereOf course, he also has the requisite poster laden "crazy van"...
Three officials identified the suspect as 56-year-old Cesar Sayoc Jr., of Florida. Public records show he has an extensive record of arrests for battery, theft, moving violations, and steroid-related charges.
Sounds like this genius would have trouble working a Slinky, never mind constructing an IED.

That certainly isn't gonna stop CNN from trying to portray this imbecile as Donald Trump's secret best friend.


24 October 2018

Weston Bakeries to issue apology...

...for making "white" bread...insert alt text here

In an interview with the National Post in May, Jacqueline Scott at the University of Toronto’s Ontario Institute for Studies in Education suggested people of colour face cultural barriers to outdoor activities.

“There is a sense that the outdoors is a white space, that people of colour don’t belong in that space.”
Hmmm... let's travel to an inner city neighbourhood and see if... sweet baby jebus...
The eight-year-old boy then dashes across the street just as two individuals get out of the vehicle and open fire on the unidentified man who crossed the street earlier... 15 shell casings were recovered at the scene from two different caliber handguns.
Oh, Rexdale... don't ever change.


Borrow as much as you can...

...and never, ever pay it off... said no financial advisor ever...insert alt text here

Merrilee Fullerton, the minister of training, colleges and universities, says in a news release the province is not in a position to fund the expansions because of its $15 billion deficit.

The previous Liberal government announced plans to spend more than $300 million on the projects.
Face it, Ontario, it's not just you... your kids and grandkids will be on the hook for the Liberals legacy of shameless waste.


23 October 2018

Your money...

...their corporate campaign donors...liar,liar

"Liberals write off $6.3 billion in loans, including $2.6 billion to automakers."
Sunny ways for Chrysler corporation!

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THE BUDGET WILL BALANCE ITSELF:insert alt text here
OTTAWA — The federal government says it will return 90 per cent of all the money it collects from a carbon price directly to the Canadians.
So, Justin sets up YET another massive government bureaucracy to collect all this money, then sends 90% of it back to contributors... and what gets accomplished?


22 October 2018

Your National Broadcaster

Yes, CBC... it's exactly the same thing...insert alt text here

"To put up a straight pride flag is almost like putting up a swastika."
Obviously, this New Brunswick village must be put to the torch and its inhabitants rounded up and sent off to, well... you know.

Nazis, nazis everywhere!!!

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RELATED: Abracadabra... problem solved...
Witches placed a hex on US Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh during a protest ritual in New York.

The spell, targeted “all rapists and the patriarchy which emboldens, rewards and protects them.”


You don't bring a bone saw...

...to an accidental fistfight...

"Jamal Khashoggi declined Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman’s offer to fly to Riyadh, thinking he would be arrested and killed there, and was then murdered by the Saudi hit-team after the talk with MBS ended, Turkish pro-government paper Yeni Safak reported on Sunday."
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COMPARE AND CONTRAST:
Search for Jamal Khashoggi, a Saudi-Turkish Islamist activist who hated Jews and backed Hamas, and the results are legion.

Search for Jerry Wolkowitz, an American Jewish journalist, at the Washington Post and you get zero results.


Homicides #87 & #88

Let's beat a baby to death... that sounds like fun...

When police arrived, paramedics were treating a three-month-old infant with obvious signs of trauma. The infant was rushed to hospital and placed on life support.

On Sunday, October 21, 2018, the infant succumbed to her injuries and was pronounced deceased. Police arrested Matthew Bouffard, 29, of Toronto.
But, wait... we're not finished...
On Friday, October 12, 2018, at approximately 6:15 p.m., officers responded to a call for a robbery at 241 Church Street. Edward Shannon, 57, of Toronto was transported to hospital where his condition deteriorated.

On Sunday, October 21, 2018, the man succumbed to his injuries and was pronounced deceased. Jason Hadfield, 34, of Toronto, was arrested.
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RELATED: A 25 year old mystery solved...
“Now, 25 years later, the boy who found his mother murdered in their apartment can have some answers.”

Charles Mustard is charged with first-degree murder in the 1993 death of Barbara Brodkin.


From the Comments...

Plot twist:insert alt text here

"Robots filmed this by themselves and uploaded on Youtube on Sunday when engineers were at home."


21 October 2018

NO GUN, NO PROBLEM...

..."Shanked in Scarberia"... not a love story...insert alt text here

A 28-year-old Toronto resident Stephen Louis MacDonald is dead and another male suspect is in custody after a stabbing occurred inside Kennedy subway station on Saturday evening. Police arrested a suspect at the scene.
Homicide #86.

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UPDATE: Toronto murder shocker...
The suspect, identified by investigators as 20-year-old Mohammad Raswoli, of Toronto, has been charged with second-degree murder.
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RELATED: If you have em, smoke em...
A man in his 20s was rushed to hospital in very serious condition this morning after a shooting in Scarborough.

It happened near Nugget Avenue and McCowan Road.
Get out before it's too late.


20 October 2018

Doug Ford gets it...

...making nice with ISIS just seems like a really bad idea...insert alt text hereSeems Prime Minister Kardashian is walking a gentler, flower-strewn path...

"Suspected Islamic State fighter Jack Letts – nicknamed “Jihadi Jack” by the British media – is likely to be repatriated to Canada rather than the UK."
In Liberal Canada, there's no such thing as too many terrorists.

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RELATED: Our Saudi allies...
"You don't bring a bone saw to an accidental fist fight."
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RELATED2: Trick ot treat!
A man wearing Jamal Khashoggi‘s clothes left the Saudi consulate in Istanbul just hours after the journalist’s killing, according to CCTV footage.


19 October 2018

From the folks who brought you...

...melamine in baby formula...

The Zheng drug trafficking organization was hardly clandestine. The Shanghai-based network sold synthetic narcotics, including deadly fentanyl, on websites posted in 35 languages, from Arabic and English to Icelandic and Uzbek.

The Chinese syndicate bragged that its laboratory could “synthesize nearly any” drug and that it churned out 16 tons of illicit chemicals a month.
When will Justin legalise fentanyl and really start "protecting our children?"

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RELATED: Fentanyl, fentanyl...

...that sounds so familiar...


18 October 2018

But, but, but... they said Tru-Dope...

...would make me faster, smarter AND better looking...insert alt text here

"The ticket, like a lot of offences pertaining to legal marijuana, comes with a $672 fine."
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RELATED: I'm from the government...

...I'm here to save you...
The only problem is that the Ontario Cannabis Store had initially mislabelled how to apply the product, saying it was for "sublingual" use, which means under the tongue -- in other words, orally.

The spray made by Hexo Corp. is meant to be applied on the genitals.
Weed for that itchy, worn-out millennial wazoo.

Thanks Prime Minister!


Jane-Finch apprenticeship program...

...producing mixed results...insert alt text here

A 16-year-old boy and a suspect, police identify as Christopher Palmer, of Toronto, are facing a combined 26 charges, including attempted murder, possessing a loaded firearm, discharging a firearm with the intent to endanger life, and aggravated assault.
Mentoring B+... Civics F.

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RELATED: Sorry, Mom... you're out of luck...
Police didn’t release a description of the shooter or any other occupant of the suspect vehicle.
Because... racism.


17 October 2018

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...

As he started to dismember the body, Salah Muhammad al-Tubaigy put on earphones and listened to music. He advised other members of the squad to do the same. Tubaigy began to cut Khashoggi’s body up on a table in the study while he was still alive, the Turkish source said.

When I do this job, I listen to music. You should do that too,” Tubaigy, the president of the Saudi Fellowship of Forensic Pathology, was recorded as saying.
I wonder if Sneezy, Dopey, Freddie and all the other imbeciles on the 15 man assassination squad just realised that their horoscopes have suddenly been changed to protect the Crown Prince's deniability.

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UPDATE: A plane crash would be cleaner...
One of the 15 Saudis who arrived in Turkey the same day Jamal Khashoggi disappeared has died in a “suspicious traffic accident.”
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RELATED: Somebody's gotta take the fall...
The rulers of Saudi Arabia are considering blaming a top intelligence official close to Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman for the killing of Jamal Khashoggi.
Sucks to be Ahmed al-Assiri.


Today in Justin's Canada

Legal dope and let's free a serial killer...

BATH, Ont. -- Convicted rapist and killer Paul Bernardo is due to plead for release today.
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UPDATE: Fuck you, you piece of shit

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LAST WORD: Of course, it could be worse...
Facing a massive surge in gang-related crimes, in particular involving the use of hand grenades, police in Sweden have introduced a three-month-long amnesty for “explosive goods.”


16 October 2018

Black Lives Matter, Toronto?

Apparently, just not to each other...insert alt text here

"An armed standoff in the elevator of a Front St. condominium triggered a 'gang war kidnapping,' where two male teens were tortured, held captive for several days, forced to perform sex acts on each other while being videotaped and to play Russian roulette with a loaded gun."
You don't remember this one?
"Investigators believe the kidnapping was precipitated by a shootout involving the Young Buck Killas and the Queens Drive Crips that unfolded April 19 in the 25th-floor hallway of 300 Front St. W."
Oh, it gets better... by which I mean worse.

Remember... Justin Trudeau thinks confiscating my legally registered firearms will solve this problem.


15 October 2018

That's why they call it...

...the Entertainment District...toronto's most wanted

Gunshots rang out at around 3 a.m. in the area of Peter and Adelaide streets and multiple vehicles sustained damage.

Police have not released any information on possible suspects.
So, where is "Black Lives Matters Toronto" these days?
Toronto police say a 19-year-old suspect in a fatal shooting that led to a brief lockdown at two high schools has been charged with second-degree murder. Amal Jones of Toronto turned himself in Sunday evening.
The problem isn't guns... it's gangbangers.


"So, humanity. What is humanity?"

"Well, we’ve touched upon it there. We’re great apes. Not metaphorically! We’re literally great apes. We are 98.6% genetically identical to a chimpanzee. We’re closer to chimps than chimps are to gorillas."

"Don’t ever dead-name me. Don’t call me Ricky Gervais again. From now on, you call me Bobo. I’m gonna have species realignment. I’m halfway there. I’m short, with short legs and long arms. I stoop. My back’s getting hairier by the day. I’ve got fangs, like that. I love nuts. I love nuts."

"I’ll be legally a chimp. I’ll be well… properly chimped-up. I’ll be able to use chimp toilets!"


13 October 2018

Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...insert alt text here

Officials are investigating allegations of voter manipulation in Richmond, Burnaby and Vancouver, B.C. after messages from the Canada Wenzhou Friendship Society sent out on the social media app WeChat appeared to be offering money for voting in those three cities.

The City of Vancouver, Richmond and Burnaby are all conducting investigations and the matter has been referred to Vancouver Police.


12 October 2018

Taking guns away from farmers, hunters...

...and skeet shooters... that'll solve everything...insert alt text here

Police say the male suspect accused of killing 18-year-old Elliott Reid-Doyle in a Scarborough parking lot last week knew him for no more than one minute before firing several shots at him and fleeing on foot.
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UPDATE: Just a matter of time...
On Saturday, Toronto Police said they identified the suspect as Amal Jones of Toronto. He is considered armed and dangerous and should not be approached if seen.
But wait... there's more...insert alt text here
Police have issued a Canada-wide warrant for 31-year-old Richard Chambers of Innisfil who allegedly shot up a nightclub in Mississauga in September.
The usual suspects.


Living longer

The antiaging science being done at Google-backed Calico Labs is “as self-serving as the Medici building a Renaissance chapel in Italy, but with a little extra Silicon Valley narcissism thrown in.”
Then again, maybe we're already dead.


Remember, back... you were a kid...

...all those hundreds & hundreds of grave robberies...

grave robbersYeah, me neither.


11 October 2018

Notorious northwest end of Toronto...

...claims another life...most wanted

"A man was shot and killed in the North York neighbourhood of Downsview Thursday afternoon in the area of Sheppard Ave. W. and Keele St. in North York."
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UPDATE: Murder victim id'dinsert alt text here
The victim is 26-year-old Roy Zamora, a Ryerson student who had just celebrated his birthday a week ago.
Homicide #85.


FROM THE FOLKS WHO BROUGHT YOU...

...Omar Khadr, multimillionaire...insert alt text here

"Suspected Islamic State fighter Jack Letts – nicknamed “Jihadi Jack” by the British media – is likely to be repatriated to Canada rather than the UK."
Ah, yes, Canada... special laws for special people.

RELATED: As "Canadian" as an IED...
Four years ago, the Canadian was a defiant voice of the so-called Islamic State, using his social media accounts to spread beheading photos, threats and incitement messages to an English-speaking audience.


10 October 2018

Look... up in the sky...

...it's a bird... it's a plane... it's... sweet baby jebus...

“The FBI assesses that, given their retail availability, lack of verified identification requirement to procure, general ease of use, and prior use overseas,” drones will be used in an attack in the U.S. including “a mass gathering.”


09 October 2018

TORONTO: Go big...

...or go home...

The discovery of a man’s body in an alley near Queen and Saulter Sts. on Friday is now the city’s 84th homicide of the year.


08 October 2018

Where's Pelosi now?

insert alt text here

"This is a remarkable moment in American life: A man is killing actual living, gurgling, bouncing babies on an industrial scale - and it barely makes the papers."
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RELATED: The social justice warriors
Jordan Hunt, 26, of Toronto, surrendered to police on Saturday. He faces eight counts of assault and seven counts of mischief under $5,000 relating to the Life Choice demonstration last Sunday afternoon.


07 October 2018

If it only saves one life...

Ontario politicians call for total ban on automobiles on provincial highways...insert alt text here

"The OPP has investigated 156 fatalities so far this year connected to one of the big four causes, aggressive driving, impaired driving, inattentive driving and failure to use a seatbelt. The number doesn't include the latest deaths."
It gets better... by which I mean, worse.

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RELATED: Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...
The limousine which killed 20 Americans in a New York road accident was owned and maintained by an immigrant with a fraud conviction who ignored diverse safety warnings from state regulators, according to media reports.

But Shahed Hussain may have been quietly protected from deportation because he had agreed to work with the FBI to block terror plots after the 9/11 atrocity, amid the fast-rising population of government-invited Islamic immigrants.


06 October 2018

Sorry, brah... it aint' the U of T chess club

most wantedIt's not impossible at all... just take a look at the shooters and the shootees...

"It's impossible to know what proportion of guns used in homicides in Canada are possessed illegally. That type of data isn't collected nationally, a spokeswoman for the RCMP told HuffPost Canada by email."
Hey, how about a question the cops can answer?

How many of the Toronto shooters identified or arrested so far in 2018 have a "Restricted Firearms Licence?"

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RELATED: Evidence based reality...insert alt text here
All the while, crowds of demonstrators — mostly Kavanaugh opponents — ricocheted around the Capitol’s grounds and hallways, raising tensions, chanting slogans, interrupting lawmakers’ debates, confronting senators and often getting arrested.


05 October 2018

Don't be black, don't be black...

...GAWWWDAMMMMITTT!...insert alt text here

"The 18-year-old killed Wednesday afternoon near two Scarborough high schools has been identified as Elliott Reid-Doyle, of Toronto."
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RELATED: Not just a Toronto problem...insert alt text here
In August, the Abbotsford Police Department issued a warning about Varinderpal Gill, who they said was in danger of being killed and whose presence in public places could put other lives at risk.

Gill, 19, was killed in a targeted shooting Wednesday night at a Mission, BC shopping mall.
Remember back, you were a kid... and everybody you knew was in a criminal gang?

Yeah... me neither.


04 October 2018

Where does your MP stand...

...on child rape and murder...insert alt text here

"That, given Terri-Lynne McClintic was convicted of first-degree murder in the horrific abduction, rape and murder of eight-year-old Tori Stafford, and was moved from a secure facility to a healing lodge without fences and where the government has confirmed the presence of children, the House condemn this decision and call upon the government to exercise its moral, legal and political authority to ensure this decision is reversed and cannot happen again in other cases."
Guess which federal political party voted this motion down?

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MORE HUG A THUG NEWS:
"Paul Bernardo is set to seek parole on Oct. 17 – if he doesn’t cancel at the last minute as he’s done many times before."


From the self-same folks who...

...brought you melamine in baby formula...insert alt text here

The following November, Amazon sold the entire infrastructure to Beijing Sinnet for about $300 million.

The person familiar with Amazon’s probe casts the sale as a choice to “hack off the diseased limb.”
It gets better... by which I mean worse...
"The prevailing attitude is chabuduo, or ‘close enough’."


Justin and his Tru-DOPE...

...the legacy...insert alt text here

"Teenagers using cannabis are causing long-lasting damage to their developing brains, a Canadian study suggests. This study found these problems increased as cannabis use increased - and the effects were lasting, unlike those of alcohol."
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RELATED: It's gonna be a party...
The poll of 1,000 Ontario residents who own, lease or drive a vehicle was commissioned by the Canadian Automobile Association (CAA) and conducted by Ipsos in July. It found that among current cannabis users, 48 per cent admitted to driving while under the influence of the drug at least once.


03 October 2018

Canada: A proposed protocol...

...to govern child euthanasia...

"Can you imagine visiting your sick child, only to learn that hospital doctors killed her because she asked to die and wanted you kept in the dark? The rage and agony would be unimaginable."
"If you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu."


Big City Booga-Booga...

"Gonna wash that gay psycho-sexual sadist
right outta my hair
" ...

The couple whose home has been a focal point of the Bruce McArthur investigation held a ceremony Saturday to bless and renew the property.
Don't ask, don't tell, don't care.

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RELATED: Those darned university professors...

...wait a minute...
A shooting in the York University Heights area on Tuesday night has left a man believed to be in his 40s dead.

The fatal shooting took place in the area of Keele Street and Canarctic Drive at around 9:30 p.m.

This is the city’s 82nd homicide of 2018.
The Jane/Finch Hunters & Anglers Association was apparently unavailable for comment.

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RELATED2: Scarborough, Scarborough...

...that sounds so familiar...
A teenager has died of his injuries after a shooting in Scarborough Wednesday afternoon near Sheppard Avenue East and Birchmount Road around 1:30 p.m.
Homicide #83.


02 October 2018

Meanwhile, I can't even get...

...a family doctor...insert alt text here

Ontario has asked for $200 million to recoup costs it says its has incurred from irregular border crossers. The Quebec government has also asked for $146 million in asylum costs.
Ah, yes... "irregular border crossers"... preparing Ontario for it's new hi-tech future.

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RELATED: Back in "Toronto the Good"...
"A 25-year-old man, Sepehr Yeganehfathollah, of Toronto, is wanted on a Canada-wide warrant for first-degree murder."


01 October 2018

Welding school just keeps looking...

...better and better...

"An anti-Trump professor at Georgetown University, Dr. Carol Christine Fair, is taking heat for a tweet saying white Republican senators who were at Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh's hearing Friday should be castrated and endure a miserable death."
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RELATED: Once upon a time...
"Swetnick provided four names to NBC News that she said could confirm her descriptions of the parties in the 1980s. NBC News contacted all four: one said they did not remember a Julie Swetnick, one was dead, and two did not respond."
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LAST WORD: Liar, liar...
The letter, attested to under penalty of felony, calls into question key aspects of Ford’s narrative, including her supposed fear of flying, claustrophobia, and need to have multiple exits to the homes in which she lives.


Fifty Shades of Gay

Not once in my life, have I ever encountered a man who said, "I really, really wish my wife had a penis"...insert alt text here

A biological male who identifies as a woman asked the Massachusetts Attorney General’s office to force a female-oriented spa on the South Shore to give him a bikini wax and other beauty services under the state’s gender identity law.

The complainant also detailed his troubles with other spas in Braintree and Quincy, including one that “said I was not really a woman because I had a penis.”
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WHERE DOES THE MADNESS END?
The video, originally uploaded to BBC Radio Manchester’s Facebook page, shows young children at Bewsey Lodge Primary School being instructed to write love letters from “Prince Henry” to his manservant, “Thomas”, with the teacher instructing her pupils: “You’re going to tell Thomas why it’s a brilliant idea for him to marry you.”