10 April 2010

The Ayatollah of North York

-- TORONTO -- Hosseini Nassab, a 49-year-old father of two, is being asked to prove that he has permission from a superior to think for himself. --
You mean... unlike the rest of his flock? Sounds to me like his scholarship is already proven...
Even bathroom etiquette is addressed. One may not point any of his orifices in Mecca’s direction. --
Done and done. Can I be an Ayatollah too?