The Ayatollah of North York
-- TORONTO -- Hosseini Nassab, a 49-year-old father of two, is being asked to prove that he has permission from a superior to think for himself. --You mean... unlike the rest of his flock? Sounds to me like his scholarship is already proven...
Even bathroom etiquette is addressed. One may not point any of his orifices in Mecca’s direction. --Done and done. Can I be an Ayatollah too?
5 comments:
I want to be the Ayatollah. My first command is all of you get on that plane and go home, don't need you over here mixing it up with those dirty infidels.
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apparently, strangely enough... YOU CAN just nominate yourself... commenters at the globe are starting to have some fun with that...
"Where can I put my name in? I have a direct bat-phone to God."
watch for comments to be disabled very shortly.
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That is what is wrong with islam, any nutcase with a dirty beard and bomb can declare themselves leader.
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well, to be fair, nobody is suggesting this guy is a jihadi.
that whole "i nominate me" thing is disturbing enough all on its own.
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From what I have observed,I think it ups chances if you are an anti-infidel, Jew-hating ,nutbar.
Has anyone ever heard of one that isn't?
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