27 April 2010

Liberal Party of Canada calls for...

...mandatory plastic eating utensils... and disbanding of the nuclear family...
The number of homicides committed with knives has risen in Canada and equals the number committed with guns. Family members committed 35 per cent of stabbings.
Hey... that "family" thing... it worked for Michael Ignatieff.

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RELATED: In other "true patriot" news...

Despite being momentarily astounded by a paucity of cognac & truffles...
Too bad he didn't have a similar "Live Canadian" plan... until he decided he wanted to be Prime Minister.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"The state has no business in the kitchens of the nation."
Ooooh... zing.