Showing posts with label irony. Show all posts
Showing posts with label irony. Show all posts

24 March 2018

Be careful what you wish for

"People sometimes forget that liberty and chaos are cousins, and that sometimes the two get together. The results can be wonderful. Sometimes they’re tragic."
And there's always, at least two sides to a story...
While there are doubtless more incidents than that in a nation this big, still it is important to note how small that number is next to the hundreds of thousands of defensive uses of firearms annually.
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RELATED: Diversity is our strength
Seven different officers assigned to mentor and evaluate Diafwila had concerns about improper search techniques, lack of geographic awareness and poor investigative and interviewing skills, according to the decision.

“Dismissal is harsh but it’s the only viable option,” wrote retired superintendent Robert J. Fitches.

08 October 2016

Hillary Horrified

Fears for the nation being overseen by a sexual predator... and, incredibly, she's not talking about THIS GUY...
"At one point, the President inserted a cigar into Ms. Lewinsky's vagina, then put the cigar in his mouth and said: 'It tastes good'."
It gets better...
According to Ms. Lewinsky, the President explained that they had to end their intimate relationship. Earlier in his marriage, he told her, he had had hundreds of affairs; but since turning 40, he had made a concerted effort to be faithful.
Not that Hillary was a paragon of marital virtue...
Clinton was aware that Hillary was bisexual and he didn’t care. "He said Hillary had eaten more pussy than he had."
Who are these people... and more importantly... when do they find time to actually do their jobs?

UPDATE: Trump responds to Hildabeast
“This was locker-room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago. Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf coursenot even close,” Trump said in a statement.
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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"I'm voting for the wealthy fornicator. I just can't figure out which one."
Exactly.

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LAST WORD: A Hillary Primer

31 March 2016

Apparently, very close proximity to the...

..."offender" part of the "continuum" is known to occasionally produce life-altering consequences...

continuum my ass
Voelzing was due to complete a two-year graduate program in victimology in April. • "I hope to use my skills and understanding of victims rights and needs as well as the victim-offender continuum to work with and support youth." •
Unfortunately, it seems "youth" wasn't willing to return the favour...
Sources told CBC News that four other people were at the home on Sonnet Crescent when a man showed up at the front door with a gun around 5 a.m. A man inside the house also had a gun.
I imagine this girl's family and friends are belatedly wishing she'd chosen... instead of a career in catch & release "social justice"... to go to Veterinary School down in Guelph.

13 October 2013

A breath of fresh air. Less cheerleading...

...more actual reporting...
"In this case, the [Canadian] government – one that Mr. Greyson and Mr. Loubani viscerally despise – applied the heat at the highest level. Foreign Minister John Baird even met with his Egyptian counterpart. These two should kiss Mr. Baird’s feet. But I wouldn’t hold my breath."
Here's a newsflash for John Greyson.

Come the new Caliphate, I can simply grow my beard a little longer and learn a smidge of Arabic. Unfortunately for you, sir... a 60 second Google search by our new fundamentalist overlords and you will very likely find yourself left dangling from the nearest streetlight. No amount of marching & sloganeering will override the Will of Allah.

You get that, right?

POST CARDS FROM THE PINK EDGE:
"anonymouse squeaks... You do realize that Baird is gay."
And you, my shallow troll buddy, do realise that I give not a feather what Mr. Baird or anyone else does with their genitalia in private with another consenting adult?

The real problem with the radical gay movement is their insistence in shoving their too often old, wrinkley genitalia into the forefront of any public activity. You define yourself primarily by your genitalia... inevitably, you end up just being a big tiresome dick.