AND THE JOKES END UP WRITING THEMSELVES...

-- "The Israel Police released footage showing the back of the truck when it was being opened late Monday, revealing the men tightly crammed inside the waste compartment." --

NO MORE OR LESS THAN TERRORISTS DESERVE...

-- "Lawmakers voted 62-47 to mandate death by hanging as the default punishment for West Bank residents convicted of deadly terrorist acts by military courts." --

THE VERY FOLKS THE LIBERALS JUST HANDED 5000 CANADIAN VISAS...

-- "The information was disclosed during a cabinet meeting convened on Sunday. Of the total amount, NIS 395 million was paid to terrorists currently in prison, while NIS 92 million was transferred to the families of terrorists killed while carrying out attacks." --

♪ "MAKING A LIST... CHECKING IT TWICE..." ♪

-- "In a Thursday release, the IDF stated that Israeli troops killed Muhammad Jawad Muhammad al-Bawab, commander of Hamas’ Eastern Rafah Battalion, who helped execute the October 7 Massacre.   The IDF also killed over 40 Hamas terrorists who were in tunnels below Rafah in southern Gaza, in an area now under Israeli control." --

PSSSSST... THE BABY STRANGLING RAPISTS AREN'T ACTUALLY ON OUR SIDE...

-- "The City of Toronto is expected to join several other cities across Canada in raising the Palestinian flag this morning at city hall." --

Nota bene...

-- "According to Toronto police, one man was arrested at a demonstration at Nathan Phillips Square shortly after the flag raising." --

Liberal MP says... 'Hold my beer'...

-- "Liberal MP Amandeep Sodhi on the immigration committee is sponsoring a petition that demands the government fast-track permanent residency and federal aid for temporary residents." --

JUST ROLL THE TANKS ALREADY... HAMAS WAS NEVER GONNA COMPLY...

-- "Nineteen slain hostages yet to be returned; Hamas claims it can’t find them;  Trump says Hamas is looking; his advisers vow none will be ‘left behind’; Israel threatens to resume war if terror group doesn’t comply with deal." --

How on earth can you trust baby-strangling, body-snatching rapists?

-- "'We know for certain that Hamas can easily release a significant number of hostages in accordance with the agreement. What they are doing now is a fundamental violation of that agreement,' Foreign Minister Gideon Sa'ar said in a statement on Thursday." --

THE VERY FOLKS MARX CARNAGE IS SUCKING UP TO...

-- "German Federal prosecutors arrested a cell of Hamas terrorists, who are said to have acquired firearms and a 'significant' quantity of ammunition for assassinations against Jewish and Israeli figures in Germany." --

The usual, well... you know...

The three, identified only as German citizen Abed Al G., Wael F. M., born in Lebanon, and German citizen Ahmad I., were arrested in Berlin on Wednesday.

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER TORONTO BEFORE HAMAS SHOWED UP...

-- "An hour before the premiere, large, vocal protests broke out on opposite sides of Simcoe Street outside — both pro and anti-Israel. The Palestine faction held a large banner reading, ‘Israel: The greatest shame of the Jewish people.’ Many on the opposite end, in support of Israel, waved specially made flags that were half Canadian and half Israeli." --

I guess they were weeding out the 'suicide bombers'...

-- "Entering the venue, every audience member was patted down — a practice that did not occur at films starring A-Listers such as Daniel Craig, Matthew McConaughey, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Sydney Sweeney." --

Funny... not a whisper of this in Toronto media.

PM MARX CARNAGE SAYS... 'MEET THE NEW NEIGHBOURS'...

-- "Liberal Immigration Minister Lena Diab yesterday said she was extending special permits for Gazan refugees but would not specify if a cap of 5,000 will remain unchanged. Diab’s department also declined to discuss costs of tax-free grants that pay $3,000 per adult and $1,500 per minor child: ‘The humanitarian crisis in Gaza is devastating.’" --

In other diversity news...

-- "Toronto Police have arrested Marshall Nathaniel O’Connor, 47, and 39-year-old Eric Carreiro, who are accused of using ‘deception, coercion and control’ in the sex trafficking of a 15-year-old girl." --

SCRATCH A PALESTINIAN... FIND A LYING, THIEVING SACK OF SHIT...

-- "The UN Office for Project Services found that of the 2,604 aid trucks that entered the war-torn enclave from May 19 to Aug. 5, only 295 vehicles, or 12%, were spared from theft or mass looting." --

You ever wonder why no Muslim country will take in those poor Palestinians? 

And remember, these are the folks the Liberals issued 5,000 unvetted visas to, so they could move into your neighbourhood.

DOES MARX CARNAGE STILL SUPPORT THE FOLKS TERRORIZING HIS FOREIGN MINISTER?

-- "The Oakville Beaver reported that Ms. Anand’s constituency office manager, Elizabeth Chalmers, said the decision to work remotely came as a result of pro-Palestinian protests taking place outside the office." --

Oh yeah...

-- "Chalmers declined to say whether the Robinson Street constituency office would be reopening." --

NOTA BENE... THE STARVING PEOPLE CARNEY IGNORES...

-- "The Palestinian Islamic Jihad terror group and Hamas published videos on Thursday and Friday of Israeli hostages Rom Braslavksi and Evyatar David, respectively, showing each starving and emaciated." --

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER ACTUAL JOURNALISM...

-- "There is not a single word or image in ABC's story corroborating Hamas's claim. They just blindly accept the lies of a terrorist organization as the Gospel truth.  Because journalism ... or something.  Remember when the Associated Press shared office space in Gaza with Hamas?" --

The money shot...

-- "ABC News should just cut out the middleman and announce that it has hired Izz al-Din Haddad as its new news director." --

IF YOU KILL ENOUGH OF THEM... THEY STOP FIGHTING...

-- "When dealing with a murderously fanatical enemy, LeMay and the rest of our military and political leadership understood that the only way out was to kill, shock, or starve them out of their fanaticism. It's a terrible thing, but if there is a fourth option, no one in humanity's countless wars has come up with it." --

Nota bene...

-- “Shin Bet head Ronen Bar presented data to the Ministers in the Security Cabinet on Friday, stating that ’82% of of those released in the Gilad Shalit deal in 2011 returned to terrorism.’” --

Don't be sucked in by the Hamas narrative... like the mainstream media. 

And BlazingCatFur has this tidbit.

HOW CAN IT BE WORSE THAN LIVING UNDER HAMAS?

-- "In exchange for resettling the Palestinians, the administration would release to Libya billions of dollars of funds the US froze more than a decade ago." --

Meanwhile... Hamas is ready to fight to the last dead toddler...

-- “Palestinians are ready to fight up to the end and to sacrifice anything to defend their land, their homeland, their families, and the future of their children.” --

THE 'STUDENT PROTESTER' THE DEMOCRATS CONTINUE TO CHAMPION...

-- "The allegations were laid bare in court papers filed Wednesday as the Trump administration unsuccessfully sought to keep Mahdawi in custody following his arrest for leading anti-Israel protests on the Ivy League campus. In arguing their case, the Trump admin honed in on a visit Mahdawi made to the gun store in the summer of 2015, which resulted in the owner alerting local cops." --

Make no mistake... the insurgency is spreading. 

I SAY WE PUT THEM ALL ON THE FIRST FLIGHT TO GAZA...

-- "'Happening now: protesters at Barnard College are handing out pamphlets written by the Hamas Media Office justifying October 7th,' Elisha Baker, co-chair of Columbia Students Association for Israel, wrote in a post on X, sharing pictures of the pamphlets." --

It's only a matter of time before they come for you.

-- "Rushdie, 77, was stabbed with a knife multiple times in the head, neck, torso and left hand, blinding his right eye and damaging his liver and intestines, requiring emergency surgery and months of recovery." --

Justin and the Liberals have obviously picked a side.

A DEFINING MOMENT... LET'S SEE IF NEANDERTHALS AT HAMAS CHOOSE MORE VIOLENCE...

-- "In light of Hamas' announcement of its decision to violate the agreement and not release our hostages, I instructed the IDF last night to amass forces inside and around the Gaza Strip." --

YOU WANT TO GIVE THE BODYSNATCHERS THEIR OWN COUNTRY?

-- "Shlomo Mansour, the oldest hostage still in Gaza, was declared dead by Israeli authorities on Tuesday, who said that he had actually been killed in the October 7, 2023, Hamas onslaught and his body taken captive." --

There are 76 hostages remaining in Gaza — around 36 of whom are presumed dead, according to Israeli officials. 

Oh, it gets better, by which I mean worse...

-- "During a ceremony that Hamas held before handing over the hostages to the International Red Cross, Sharabi spoke into the microphone and shared that he was looking forward to his reunion with his wife and children, unaware that they had been murdered 16 months ago." --

Gaza and the West Bank is the biggest collection of sociopaths in the world. 

They must be dealt with.  

MINORITY REPORT: Let's ask a Trudeau Liberal...

-- "Canada failed Gazan refugees by refusing to let more into the country, Liberal Party leadership contender Frank Baylis said yesterday." --

Vote accordingly.

I CAN HEAR ALL THE OLD LEFTIES HEADS EXPLODING ALL THE WAY OUT HERE...

-- "'Level the site and get rid of the destroyed buildings, level it out, create an economic development that will supply unlimited numbers of jobs and housing for the people of the area,' he said. 'Do a real job. Do something different. Just can't go back. If you go back, it's going to end up the same way it has for 100 years.'" --

And Bibi looks like he wants to get up and dance a jig.  

UPDATE: CBC goe full retard

YOU THINK THEY'RE NOT COMING FOR YOUR COLONIALIST INFIDEL ARSE?

THINK AGAIN...

-- "‘We acknowledge that the community was shocked by the phrase, and the burning of the Canadian flag that came after the march was concluded.  Yet, we at Samidoun stand by this phrase as the call to action that it is. We are Hezbollah and we are Hamas,” an unidentified female speaker told a cheering crowd at the event, before leading a chant of 'death to Canada, death to the United States and death to Israel.’" --

And all it took was an upcoming election...

Canada has listed Samidoun, a Vancouver-based anti-Israel organization, as a terror group, according to a news release from Public Safety Canada.

Remember... Justin just provided 5000 visas to those friendly folk from the Gaza strip... that'll make things better.