"It's par for the course for what we have to do in Albany – fighting the forces of evil," Senator Parker said. Parker shockingly identified the "enemies" he's fighting as other senators.I'm sure my new friend Shatzie would agree.
"These long-term, white supremacist, you know, Republican senators," he said.
Now... call me wacky... but here's the kind of senator I'd be worried about...
A Nigerian senator accused of marrying a 13-year-old Egyptian girl says he has done nothing wrong.Nice synchronicity there, Ahmad.
Ahmad Sani Yerima, 49, told the BBC that his fourth wife was not 13, but would not say how old she was.
Mr Sani was the governor of Zamfara state, where he oversaw the introduction of Sharia law - for the first time in a northern state - in 1999.