Showing posts with label unicorns & fairy dust. Show all posts
Showing posts with label unicorns & fairy dust. Show all posts

20 June 2026

ABJECT SURRENDER IS THE 'NEW HEROISM', I GUESS...

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  --  "The two robbers, later identified as Joshua Noe and Marquis Porter-Doyle, were overpowered by Harris and Jones-Ransom. Harris and his coworker were fired from the store weeks after they stopped the robbery. 'They told me they were terminating me. I was surprised. I was distraught. I was confused.'"  --  
JUST LEAVE YOUR COJONES AT HOME...
  --  "Starbucks said the two workers did not adhere to the company policy of 'complying with demands and avoiding actions that could increase risk.'” --

23 October 2025

GOBBLE, GOBBLE...

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Actor James Woods roasted failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton after the former First Lady accused Trump of ‘destroying’ the building. ‘What destroyed it was your husband getting blow jobs in the Oval Office.
SPEAKING OF ARCHITECTURE...
-- "Our spies say that this will have enough capacity to destroy a small star. However, it does have a weakness - a small, thermal exhaust port facing the south side of Chicago." --

03 July 2022

03 February 2022

HOW DOES THE BABYLONBEE COMPETE WITH THIS?

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-- "Administrators at Georgetown Law are considering implementing a 'cry room' on campus, so that offended students have a place to go to if they 'need to break down.'   This comes after students took offense to constitutional law scholar Ilya Shapiro’s tweets criticizing President Joe Biden’s 'affirmative action' Supreme Court nomination process." --
“Is there an office they can go to?” the student asked. “I don’t know what it would look like, but if they want to cry, if they need to break down, where can they go? Because we’re at a point where students are coming out of class to go to the bathroom to cry.”