ONE SIDE HAS 400 MILLION GUNS... THE OTHER CAN'T DECIDE...

...WHICH BATHROOM TO USE...

-- "What was expected to be a quick, symbolic vote instead turned into a brief but telling floor moment, with Republicans forcing the question into the open and Democrats opting to shelve the resolution rather than define 'woman' in legislation — leading to an eruption of laughter on the House floor." --

THE PLOT THICKENS...

-- "The Obama-appointed federal judge who ruled against President Donald Trump’s deportations of suspected Tren de Aragua (TdA) gang members played a key role in the failed Russia-Trump collusion accusations while presiding over the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) Court." --

The Bee, as usual, nails it. 

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

"A secret list of more than 700 suspected Nazi war criminals believed to have settled in Canada after the Second World War."

You know... the list that Justin's Liberals refused to make public.

I'D BE LOOKING HARD AT FORMER, DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEES...

-- "Tech billionaire Elon Musk said that the social media platform he owns is facing a massive cyberattack. ‘Either a large, coordinated group and/or a country is involved.’" --

Elon is closing in...

-- "Billionaire entrepreneur and DOGE chief Elon Musk claimed Monday that X was knocked offline by a ‘massive cyberattack’ that originated in the ‘Ukraine area.’" --

PUTTING DOWN THE 'DOGS OF WOKE'... IT'S A NEW DAY, BABY!

-- "‘What ICE did in Chicago is save children. What we did in New York today is save children.  Just in Chicago alone we arrested at least nine sexual predators, most of them child sex predators.  We took them off the street. Under Biden, we had a 3,500% increase in people on terrorist watchlists.  No, we’re saving this nation.  We make America safe again.  So they need to get out of the way because we’re coming.  We’re going to do it.  They’re not going to stop us.’" --

Let's buy Joy Reid a plane ticket to Africa...

-- "Over half a million people have reportedly been displaced by the battle raging between Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC) security forces and M23 insurgents for control of Goma, a strategic city in the eastern Congo." --

THE WAGES OF WOKE...

-- "Diversity mandates had led to three lesbians named some version of ‘Kirsten’ running the Los Angeles Fire Department. Many glass ceilings were being broken, but there was no one who actually knew how to fight fires. Crowley, Kepner, and Brown were all paramedics, not firefighters. Diversity mandates led to paramedics being referred to as ‘firefighters’ and being promoted to fire captains and battalion chiefs and then to the top echelons of the LAFD." --

It gets better...

-- "Kristine Larson was rewarded with the title of Equity Bureau Chief and a $399,000 salary." --

-- "Or six times what an actual firefighter makes.". --

Nota bene... LA's devastating fires have killed 10 people and burned more than 10,000 structures.  

SWEET BABY JEBUS!!!

-- "Remember that $17.6 million in cuts Mayor Karen Bass made to the fire department? Welp, sounds like she demanded even MORE cuts just a week before the wildfires." --

SCRATCH AN OLD LEFTY... FIND AN UNREPENTANT LIAR...

-- "Remember the gilded Hollywood elites who vowed they would flee the country if former President Donald Trump won the election and returned to the White House?" --

'IT IS GONNA BE IN THE FIRST PARAGRAPH OF HIS OBITUARY'

-- "By the way, as an American, I HEARTILY agree. Watching Sky News DOES inform me better than the American mainstream media. It is obvious that you each do your own thinking and speaking instead of reading from the 'central script.' And I LOVE the way you often express yourselves in fun and interesting ways...openly and honestly. Hard to find this nowadays." --

Future's so bright, I gotta wear shades...

-- "Dow tops 44,000 for the first time as Wall Street fueled by Trump win." --

NATIONAL BROADCASTER HAPPY WITH PART OF THE STORY, APPARENTLY...

HOW CAN WE KEEP THIS STORY GOING IF WE TELL YOU HIS NAME?

-- "A 24-year-old man has been arrested following an altercation at a Montreal-area mosque that left three people injured on Friday afternoon." --

Oh, look... here's a clue...

“I want to say to the community that everything is ok, no problem,” said Abdellatif. 'And the kid, we don’t know him because he’s not our age. But what the kids said, he says, is a very nice guy,' he added. 'Why he’s carrying another knife? Nobody knows.'" --

UPDATE:  What the CBC didn't want you to know...

-- "Châteauguay Police spokesman Marc-Olivier Chatelois says the suspect, Younes Abib, 24, is a resident of Châteauguay, a suburb southwest of Montreal." --

 Who needs names, you filthy colonizers?

-- "The value of the items stolen was $623,852, investigators noted." --

Oh, wait a minute... some folks can be identified. 

In other diversity news...

-- "York Regional Police are searching for Henry Ai, 23, of Richmond Hill, in connection with a homicide investigation. He is known to use public transportation and ride-share services." --

THE DEADLY 'DOGS OF WOKE' ARE COMING FOR YOU...

-- "Even courses with titles that seem to cover traditional medical topics have been infected by ideology, according to their descriptions.  For example, Harvard Medical School offers 'Integrated Human Pathophysiology' — which somehow incorporates topics such as 'health equity” and “climate change.'" --

Sweet baby jebus... it's everywhere! 

Meanwhile... back at the ranch...

-- "All lawyers regulated by the Law Society of British Columbia are required to take a course on Indigenous culture." --

WHO IS THIS JESUS AND MARY YOU SPEAK OF?

OH, C'MON NOW... IT'S NOT LIKE SHE DREW A CARTOON...

-- "Left-green politician Sanija Ameti uploaded a video of herself using a print of the Virgin Mary and the baby Jesus for handgun practice, later claiming she 'had no idea that the image had religious significance.'  Ameti is being ejected from Green Liberal Party and has even lost her job at a public relations consulting firm in Zurich." --

It gets better...

-- "Ameti, who migrated to Switzerland as a child with her family, has received threats after the act and is now in receipt of police protection." --

And...

-- "Muhammad Zakir Arif, 18, from Bury, Greater Manchester, facing ‘terror probe’ lunged at a detective during his police interview before ‘putting him in a chokehold and yelling Allahu Akbar’, court hears. Arif had been arrested while travelling in a taxi and was found to be in possession of a Zombie-style knife and a machete in a rucksack." --

SMELL THE 'PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISM'

-- “But this is what MSNBC did: They took a clip of me talking about Tulsi Gabbard and they edited it up and made it look like I was saying great things about Kamala Harris.” --

It gets better...

-- "Kamala Harris was widely criticized for scheduling her first sit-down interview as a pre-recorded answer and question session on CNN." --

Media must be accountable...

-- "Sarah Palin on Wednesday won her bid for a new trial against the New York Times over an editorial that the former Alaska governor said was defamatory." --

IF YOU THOUGHT THE TRANNY-INFUSED LAST SUPPER WASN'T ENOUGH...

JUST ANOTHER REASON TO REWATCH ALL 5 SEASONS OF 'THE WIRE'...

-- "It’s time. Four years after breaking officially became a part of the Paris 2024 program, the dance sport will finally get its share of the Olympic limelight on Friday 9 August, fittingly in the City of Light. And the B-Boys and B-Girls are ready." --

Step two... it's time for Olympic Battle-Rap!

COPS AND MEDIA ALWAYS SO BLASE ABOUT WANDERING KILLERS

As the investigation remains ongoing, Kingston Police did not immediately elaborate on the exact nature of the injuries the deceased 33-year-old victim sustained, nor on the type of weapon used. The suspect remains at large but police said they do not believe there is any remaining danger to the general public." --

A long time ago, a cop buddy of mine said the first thing he learned at police college was that he  'didn't have to be afraid of anyone, because now he belonged to the biggest gang in town.'

The usual, well... you know...

-- "Dwayne Godfrey White, 28, is charged with possession of a loaded restricted or prohibited firearm, occupying a car with a gun, tampering with a gun’s serial number, and possession of a restricted or prohibited firearm with no licence." --

And...

-- "Toronto Police are searching for two suspects after a man in his 20 was shot at Saskatchewan Road and Dufferin Street, south of the Gardiner Expressway Saturday night. One suspect is described as a brown male with long dark hair, wearing a brown shirt and black shorts and carrying a Nike pouch." --

And, as usual, no gun... no problem.

WHAT'S THIS 'AFFORDABLE' NONSENSE... JUST SAY FREE...

YET AGAIN... THE DOGS OF WOKE...

-- “We approached an elder and gave them tobacco and asked them to come up with a good name for this new space that would be fitting for residents that are transitioning from various experiences of homelessness to getting housed." --

How many non-aboriginal homeless folk do they have to step over before they find their quota?

A LIBERAL IS JUST A CONSERVATIVE WHO HASN'T BEEN MUGGED YET

-- "Two Deputy US Marshals shot suspected carjacker Kentrell Flowers, 18, who pulled a gun out on them as they were guarding Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor’s home in Washington DC." --

IT'S WHY COMMERCIAL GROWERS INJECT CO2 INTO GREENHOUSES...

-- "Canadian culture warrior Jordan Peterson said NASA data shows 'the influx of carbon dioxide from the fossil fuel industry into the atmosphere is actually a net ecological good. In the last 20 years alone, the planet has greened by an area factor of 20%.'" --

WOKE FARMER EMPLOYS HARDWORKING FOXES TO GUARD HENHOUSE!

-- "The Ottawa Block Leaders Program employs drug users and shelter residents to do the hard work of refashioning human connections shredded by fentanyl, the COVID-19 pandemic and the death toll wrought by a toxic drug supply." --

Don't miss the hilarious bit about junkies having rules. 

TAR & FEATHERS... Vigilante drug fiends... that's the ticket...

-- "'Now, when you get some creepy guy hassling young girls in the community, the community will run him off — literally run him off,' says Wendy Muckle, the retired director of Ottawa Inner City Health." --

Yup... can't see any possible problems here.

EUROPE TILTS RIGHT AS PEOPLE REJECT WOKIE AGENDA...

-- "The President of France was forced to call an emergency election as populist right-wing parties made stunning gains in elections held across Europe Sunday. The nationalist victories signify a shift to the right for the European Parliament, which could fragment the EU, analysts said." --

SO WHAT'S NEW IN JUSTIN'S 'POST NATIONAL' STATE?

-- "Toronto Public Health officials are recommending that people get vaccinated for meningococcal disease in light of an increase in cases.  TPH says there have been 13 cases of invasive meningococcal disease reported so far this year – more than the total cases seen in any year since 2002." --

CRY HAVOC... AND LET LOOSE THE DOGS OF WOKE!

Google commemorated a Latina LGBTQ+ activist rather than D-Day on Thursday, the 80th anniversary of the allied invasion into Nazi-occupied Europe, sparking outrage.