They look you right in the face...

...and they lie...

The latest rule issued by the United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) agency will not strip the children of U.S. citizen service members and diplomats of their American citizenship despite false claims by the establishment media and Democrats.

Isn't technology wonderful?

Host Name: CPE0026f3a3cafa-CM0026f3a3caf6.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
IP Address: 99.234.105.7

Host Name: bas2-toronto35-1176453385.dsl.bell.ca
IP Address: 70.31.65.9
Visit Length: 19 hours 40 mins 21 secs

Pic of the Week

Solving the terrible scourge of inner-city homicide & mayhem...

"After a public shooting that left two dead and 23 injured, the City of Toronto is offering Danzig Street residents free media training."

**********

RELATED: Some of you were asking why I started moderating comments...
Some nights my biggest fan drops by simply to call me "faggot"... very often accompanied by lurid descriptions of sexual acts. Other times it's an incomprehensible religious screed.

Yet I'm sure in his heart of hearts, Libby considers himself a compassionate, intellectual human being. It's actually quite sad.

Just another Liberal Supporter

I swear... you've just gotta love the compassionate intellectual left...There's a lotta stuff I won't even pretend to understand... like a fascination with anything Nazi... invariably accompanied with a light dusting of anti-semitism. It's a strange dynamic... a marathon slew of childish insults interspersed with clumsy homo-erotic flirts.If only it wasn't so boring and repetitive. If there was a little bit of wit... or even some sort of lesson. Of course, out there in troll-world, the single, invariable constant is an emphasis on output, an unending flow... rather than, say... lucidity.

Apparently, more is always better.
It's just so strange to realise that I have a more or less permanent lease on that big empty space between some peoples ears.

I guess that's how it works for all these cowardly little fanboys. I can't imagine what it's like to try piggyback your emotional well-being on another person's life.

It's like having a little puppy...

...who just can't stop piddling on the kitchen floor...

6 minutes, three trolls... perhaps you need a refresher...


And, nonny... bear in mind... this is just one tiny slice of your waking... (and I use the word loosely)... "reality."

To recap... you don't know my name, you've never even seen a picture of me... but you're constantly surfacing here, most frequently at 2am, to shriek about my girth, hirsuteness, career status and sobriety.

In what alternate universe does that portend even a vestigial whiff of sanity? Seriously... this is your whole life... cyber-stalking a stranger?

Wow.

**********

UPDATE: As they say on crime tv...

...his interval is getting shorter...
C'mon nonny... 3 in 3 minutes?

Surely you can do better than that.

You know... like in the good old days...

"I want all gun laws repealed. Then I can go fascist hunting."
Posted by liberal supporter to halls of macadamia at 8:04 PM, November 04, 2009

"I'm looking at automatics today. I love how you can draw dotted lines on whatever you want. But I need accuracy and lots of stopping power. What do you recommend?"
Posted by liberal supporter to halls of macadamia at 8:10 PM, November 04, 2009

"Looks like neo the gun nut doesn't like the truth. I'm sure if we repealed all gun laws he would feel so much safer, then he could shoot me with his bazooka from a mile away."
Posted by liberal supporter to halls of macadamia at 6:34 PM, November 04, 2009

"What are you going to do about it, coward? Shoot me with your pop guns? Hahahahahahahahaha!"
Posted by liberal supporter to halls of macadamia at 2:15 PM, October 26, 2009

"He thinks it's worth putting up with the CPC crackpots as long as he gets to keep and grow his gun collection."
Posted by liberal supporter to halls of macadamia at 9:48 PM, September 23, 2009

"This is such fun. Old Cacademia here deletes LibSup's comments and then LibSup pastes them over at CC's. And then we laugh and laugh and laugh..."
Posted by Ti-Guy to halls of macadamia at 7:12 PM, September 24, 2009

"Glad you remembered I told you to suck my fat cock."
Posted by Ti-Guy to halls of macadamia at 3:29 AM, September 19, 2009

C'mon babycakes... just let the rest of your personalities out for a breath of fresh air.

You know you want to.

**********

RELATED: Bias? What media bias?

Yet again... the so-called mainstream media... insists on pumping up the already hysterical chimp-o-sphere...

"I will have to wait and read it later, as first I must walk the Trail of Latte Tears in High Park."

**********

LAST WORD: Here's a hint, nonny...

If your comment starts with the word "dude"... you're in the wrong place.

Actually... you're in the wrong decade... but you're not gonna get that either, are you.

Speaking of banjo music

The oh-so compassionate, intellectual left replies... yet again...

So Nonny... you're there @ the computer...

...all by yourself at 3 o'clock in the morning... desperately trying, yet again... to attract my attention with what you probably imagine is witty repartee... The sad & indisputable fact is, though... I apparently have a more or less permanent lease on that vacuous and, no doubt by now, painfully throbbing space between your ears...

Posted by Anonymous to halls of macadamia at 2:58 AM, April 24, 2011
Posted by Anonymous to halls of macadamia at 2:59 AM, April 24, 2011

Now, I've obviously... in your mind anyway... offered you some sort of grave personal offense that causes you to return here... sometimes dozens of times daily... to spew threats & call me silly names.

I'd like to tell you that I feel your pain, Nonny... but honestly, after all this time... it's just kinda boring. It actually got to the point where other commenters were asking me to stop you jamming up the comment threads.

But, hey... here's what I'm gonna do. You bundle up all of that anger & anguish and write me an email and tell me what I've done to deserve all this attention... and I'll feature it here at the Halls.

Now, I'd prefer if you left out all the usual stuff about molotov cocktails and shooting and nazis... but I will understand if you just can't manage that.

You just get it all off your chest... and maybe, just maybe... you'll feel better.

I can't be any fairer than that. I get that you're probably gonna be a little late getting outta bed tomorrow... but I look forward to your reply.

And I'm sure, my dimwitted little fanboy...

...that all your pals over at Liblogs are sniggering along with you...[more]

"you(comma) are a troll"

I just received another essay from my newest(comma) bestest(comma) friend Skinny and I thought I'd(comma) share...

"this(,) makes you lower than an asshole, this makes you(,) a liar. The worst sort."

"because(,) that's all they have. Being a liar. You(,) are a liar."
Posted by Skinny in Toronto to halls of macadamia at 8:34 PM, April 02, 2011

You probably already know him from such literary gems as...

"The reason I will be sarcastic(,) is because YOU decided to be a complete jerk."
Posted by Skinny in Toronto to halls of macadamia at 5:12 PM, April 02, 2011

Now I almost missed this latest extravaganza... because even the completely insentient blogger software has apparently identified Skinny as a bit of a pest...I can't imagine where Bloggerbot got that idea... obviously ol' Skins is just trying to be friendly.

Posted by Skinny in Toronto to halls of macadamia at 2:44 PM, April 01, 2011
Posted by Skinny in Toronto to halls of macadamia at 5:07 PM, April 01, 2011
Posted by Skinny in Toronto to halls of macadamia at 5:51 PM, April 01, 2011
Posted by Skinny in Toronto to halls of macadamia at 12:08 PM, April 02, 2011
Posted by Skinny in Toronto to halls of macadamia at 5:12 PM, April 02, 2011
Posted by Skinny in Toronto to halls of macadamia at 6:28 PM, April 02, 2011
Posted by Skinny in Toronto to halls of macadamia at 6:31 PM, April 02, 2011
Posted by Skinny in Toronto to halls of macadamia at 8:10 AM, April 02, 2011
Posted by Skinny in Toronto to halls of macadamia at 8:34 PM, April 02, 2011
Posted by Skinny in Toronto to halls of macadamia at 9:37 AM, April 03, 2011
Posted by Skinny in Toronto to halls of macadamia at 9:40 AM, April 03, 2011

Please feel free to drop by Skinny's home on the web to see what amazing thing he's up to today.

Why Professor Zinfandel don't play poker

Oh, good grief... right off the hop, they hand me this steaming, smelly lump... I mean, seriously... what else could possibly go wrong?
**********

RELATED: Who are these supporters...

...you speak of?

A week into the party's campaign, Layton is being peppered with questions from reporters about whether or not he can draw a decent-sized crowd.

"Oh come on," Layton told reporters. "Pardon me for disagreeing with you. We filled a good-sized room with very enthusiastic people."

Oh, alright... it's true... the Ignatieff Coalition does have some rabid supporters...

"No neo nony(sic), YOU read slower. The reason I will be sarcastic(,) is because YOU decided to be a complete jerk."
Posted by Skinny in Toronto to halls of macadamia at 5:12 PM, April 02, 2011

Supporters who apparently live to troll the Blogging Tories...

"Neo "nony"(sic) wants everyone to know, that he too, is a "victom"(sic)...
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
Posted by Anonymous to halls of macadamia at 8:56 AM, January 11, 2011

Yup... like I said... banjo music.

OTOH, Chris... apparently I have...

...a more or less permanent lease on that cavernous acidic void betwixt your ears...
It must really be exhausting... keeping track of all those personalities...
**********

THE COMPASSIONATE INTELLECTUAL LEFT REPLIES:

"That commenter said, 'IF I were firebombing you', which any sane person could see wasn't a threat, it was a hypothetical scenario."
Posted by Skinny in Toronto to halls of macadamia at 5:07 PM, April 01, 2011

Uh, Skins... not to split too many hairs here... but did you notice it was a "hypothetical scenario".. that enthused about flushing me from cover so they could shoot me?

**********

AND AGAIN: Hear no evil, see no evil

"Don't be child. I have no idea about any "flushing you out" or whatever stuff you are ranting about, I didn't see any of that in the comment you posted."
Posted by Skinny in Toronto to halls of macadamia at 5:51 PM, April 01, 2011

Uh, Skinny, try reading slower.

Gotta say... you lefties sure have some loosey-goosey standards of acceptable behaviour.

Idiots, explosives and falling anvils, er...

...cruise missiles... ol' Muammar G learns that you have to pay to play...

British submarines launched Tomahawk missiles at Libyan air defence targets, officials said, as Prime Minister David Cameron confirmed that British forces are in action over Libya.

The Pentagon says U.S. and British ships and submarines fired 112 Tomahawk cruise missiles at more than 20 targets along the coast.

Apparently Momo is responding by taking a page outta the Elizabeth May playbook...

Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi will make a speech soon about the “crusader enemy“, Libyan state television said late on Saturday in a reference to Western airstrikes that were launched against him.

**********

THE COMPASSIONATE, INTELLECTUAL LEFT RESPONDS:
Oh, nonny... I betcha feel better now, huh? And, hey... more good news... looks like you're not the only Momo cheerleader in the stadium...

"I warn my brother do you let these wicked demons move you in a direction that will absolutely ruin your future with your people in Africa and throughout the world."

Hope, Change... and guess who...

...really wears the pants in the West Wing...

The biggest strain on Clinton has been her effort, not embraced by everyone in the administration, to stave off the kind of genocide in Libya that her husband permitted to occur in Rwanda in the 1990s.

The timing of her remarks to CNN on Wednesday has raised eyebrows, coming at a critical moment in her fierce internal battle to push President Barack Obama to join the fight to liberate Libya from Muammar Qadhafi.

Eyebrows, my arse... you can almost see her throwin' Barry an elbow the next time they're alone in the Oval Office.

“If the president is reelected, do you want to serve a second term as Secretary of State?” Blitzer asked.

“No,” Clinton replied bluntly.

**********

THANK YOU COMMENT MODERATION:

"perhaps the big O realizes that the US cannot afford to get into yet another war."

Geez, nonny... to think that this was the most lucid of a half dozen angry, incoherent trolls you left here in the middle of the night.

I wonder why the U.S. is in such horrible financial shape. It's a mystery, huh?

The federal government posted its largest monthly deficit in history in February at $223 billion, according to preliminary numbers the Congressional Budget Office released Monday morning.

LAST WORD: And Nonny really melts down

Another half-dozen spittle-flecked trolls at 2 minute intervals...
Hmmm... I must be doing something right.

Yeah... that dumb bunny Sarah Pal...

...wait a minute...

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton earlier had said that U.S. Air Force "assets" had delivered "some really important coolant" to a Japanese nuclear power plant.

Of course, Mrs. Slick Willie... that makes perfect sense.

So anyway... Japan needs special sauce for their nuke plants and hours later the Air Force... and presumably, a group of super-secret genetically enhanced soldiers commanded by Bruce Willis... airdrops 10,000 gallons of the stuff right down their cooling towers.

One U.S. official said he believed Clinton was told Japan had requested the material, that the United States had agreed to provide it, and that an operation to do so was under way.

Good thing nobody told Hillary that Japan had been savaged by a giant dinosaur-like creature. She might've tried to ship in tactical nukes.

Just another argument against nepotism & affirmative action appointments.

**********

THE COMPASSIONATE, INTELLECTUAL LEFT REPLIES:

Sarah Palin is still the dumbest shit ever... you are as retarded as she."
Posted by Anonymous to halls of macadamia at 11:24 AM, March 12, 2011

"If you want something more brutal, I can tell you what I think of your wife. I prefer simple: You are a weak, cowardly, and insignificant bigot, and you probably have a small penis."
Posted by Anonymous to halls of macadamia at 7:09 PM, March 12, 2011

Oh, c'mon nonny... don't just phone it in. What happened to your "nazi-faggot" a-game? Those were the days, huh?
You'd think after three years of daily rantin' & ravin'... you'd be way past "dumb shit", "retarded" and "small penis."

Yes, nonny... you and the rest of the almighty socialist chimp-o-sphere... do all the work for me.

Don't give up, Chris...

There are so many options here -- up the meds... get a girlfriend... get a boyfriend... heck, get a cat...

Honestly, I just gotta say... the whole creepy bromance aspect aside... spending every waking minute of your life tuggin' on my blog shirt-tails... that's, well... beyond pathetic.
**********

LAST WORD: Rapunzel, Rapunzel...

...let down your comment moderation...

"Its just the lies and spin - the baiting and suggestion and the outright insults - the personal attacks."

"Accusing me of nony(sic) comments do you even believe what you just wrote?"
Posted by Chris to halls of macadamia at 8:27 PM, March 06, 2011

Yes of course, Chris... if only I would stop harassing you... leaving dozens of com... wait a minute... that's you.

Just something to think about...

...the next time somebody starts to yammer on about Dalton McGuinty's taxpayer-funded crackpipe program...

**********

THE COMPASSIONATE INTELLECTUAL LEFT RESPONDS:

"you sound drunk in your response. Regardless of whether they're right, but you're predictable responses of "fuzzy bunny", and then HICK! friends dun let friend vote liberalEH! HICK!"
Posted by Anonymous to halls of macadamia at 5:24 PM, March 05, 2011

"what the fuck would YOU know, Other than mouthing off like a drunken hick."
Posted by Anonymous to halls of macadamia at 5:21 PM, March 05, 2011

Hoooooweeeee... you go girl!

Charlie Sheen of Middle East countries...

...tells United Nations to go piss up a rope...

-- VIENNA (AP) -- Diplomats say Syria has evaded a request from the head of the U.N. atomic agency for access to a suspected nuclear site. --

You don't have to be a genius to figure out this dynamic... just ask the parents of any small child.

Reward bad behaviour... at your peril.

**********

RELATED: In other Inconvenient Truth news

"In Geneva, the normally passive United Nations Human Rights Council voted unanimously on Friday to suspend Libya’s membership."

For those of you wondering why the delay here... (never mind why Libya is on a Human Rights committee in the first place)... apparently there's some sort of unwritten U.N. policy... about the first 1000 civilian deaths being deductible.

**********

THE COMPASSIONATE, INTELLECTUAL LEFT REPLIES:

"Someone living in obscurity in butt fuck nowhere, has a lot to tell all the folks living in butt fuck nowhere too."
Posted by Anonymous to halls of macadamia at 9:00 PM, February 25, 2011

I'm a little confused, Nonny.

Are your latest four dozen puerile, frothing screeds over the last five days... an illuminating reflection of your, uh... variegated social-conscience... or are you just too cheap to pay for regular phone sex?

You don't wanna be standing under...

...any open windows... down at the CBC building...
**********

THE COMPASSIONATE, INTELLECTUAL LEFT REPLIES:

"you think CBers(sic) will mad?"
Posted by Anonymous to halls of macadamia at 8:23 AM, January 24, 2011

Those guys with the radios? I don't get it.

...AND REPLIES...

"oh dude, lay off the ridilin(sic). We're laughing."
Posted by Anonymous to halls of macadamia at 8:24 AM, January 24, 2011

Oh, Nonny... you mean Ritalin, right?

As in... "A prescription medication for people with attention deficit disorder."

Seriously, uh... dude... you do all the work for me.

**********

UPDATE: It was all an elaborate ruse...

...turns out Nonny isn't a pathetic, dimbulb cyberstalker after all...

"dear god. You fell for it. Why yes neo, thank you for announcing to everyone your knowledge of "Ritalin" ha ha ha ha ha ha you idiot."
Posted by Anonymous to halls of macadamia at 9:37 AM, January 24, 2011

Yup... you're a regular Niccolò Machiavelli, aren't you?

So sad.

What if turning the other cheek...

...ends up with your lifeless, well-done carcass being front-page news?

-- Port Colborne, ON. -- “I hear some people, some being police officers, some being Crown attorneys, some being ordinary people, say we don’t want vigilantism, to which I can only give an emphatic 'pardon me'?” Mr. Burlew said.

“When you’re under attack, it’s not a vigilante act. Vigilantism talks about vengeance and retribution. This is about saving your life and saving your property.”

Oh, c'mon now... it's not like these guys were trying to burn down this guy's house... with him inside... wait...

**********

RELATED: Never a long gun registry around...

...when you really need one...

-- VAUGHAN -- A man in his late 20s was gunned down at a banquet hall late Friday becoming York Region’s first murder of the year.

But it’s unclear if the Toronto man had been a guest at one of the stags that were held inside the Paradise Banquet Hall at 7601 Jane St., just south of Hwy. 7.

The victim’s name was not immediately released. But Wilson said he was “known to police.”

**********

UPDATE: Bright lights, big city

The victim of a fatal weekend shooting has been identified as Arash Elijah Bakhtaryani, 27, of Toronto.

**********

THE COMPASSIONATE, INTELLECTUAL LEFT REPLIES:

"If it was me firebombing you, you would not have a chance at a second thought, because as soon as you exited the building, well, the whole idea of the firebomb was to flush the skunk (you) out and get you into um, range."
Posted by liberal supporter to halls of macadamia at 10:18 PM, January 24, 2011

See, the thing is, folks... that whole...

..."Neighbourhood Watch" deal... we don't actually mean to imply it's just some sort of prurient spectator sport... Maybe the journalistic focus here should be the dangers of living in insular, fear-ridden Scarberia...

"Neighbours heard the screams of a Toronto woman with dementia who died after wandering away from her home in the middle of the coldest night of the year – but one man said he had no idea anything was wrong."

"Police also found 'clawing' marks on the screen door of a house and a car near where the woman was found, Sgt. Dubé said."

CTV news reported that one neighbour actually saw this poor woman writhing around on the ground... but even he didn't call for help.

Worse still... some of these people attempted to rationalise their behaviour...

"Others believed that, though the incident is unfortunate, at least it was not a criminal act."

I got nuthin'.

**********

COMPARE & CONTRAST: Okay... there is hope

"My only thought was that I had to help her," Mr. Caunter said. "There was only one thing I could do and that’s what I did. I could never have lived with myself, or slept tonight, if I hadn’t done it."

**********

THE COMPASSIONATE, INTELLECTUAL LEFT REPLIES:

"I had a wish too, but it would seem the demented woman was not the seriously demented maryt."
Posted by liberal supporter to halls of macadamia at 7:16 PM, January 18, 2011

The "demented" woman, Libby?

You mean the elderly woman with alzheimers (somebody's mother & grandmother) who froze to death? And you're acually wishing aloud for that to happen to another commenter here at the halls?

Why would you say something like that? Looks like the Arizona shooter isn't the only sociopath on the block, huh?