OLIVIA'S 'VELVET TOUCH'...

-- "An invoice, obtained in a freedom-of-information request, shows Toronto Public Health has purchased 576,000 branded condoms and 200,000 individual packages of lubricant. At 21 and 15 cents respectively, that will cost Toronto taxpayers $120,960 for the rubbers and $30,000 for the lube." --

Of course, she's never been shy about spending other people' money. 

In other GTA news...

-- "Hamilton police are asking for the public’s help as they launch an investigation into the city’s first shooting of 2026." --

NOMINATIONS ARE OPEN FOR 'DARWIN AWARDS' CANADA 2025...

-- "Windsor Fire and Rescue Services says a long-term care home resident is in critical condition in hospital after her supplemental oxygen triggered a fire while she was trying to smoke. She was able to escape the burning wheelchair but sustained burns to her face and damage to her respiratory tract from smoke and heat." --

CANADA ERADICATED MEASLES IN 1998... BUT IT'S BACK THANKS TO LIBERAL POLICIES...

-- "Doctors say other problems here at home — from DISTRUST OF MEDICAL OFFICIALS IN VULNERABLE COMMUNITIES, to broader vaccine disinformation — could set the stage for future outbreaks." --

And that's not the real bad news... think ebola. 

And... I'm so old, I remember pre-arson Canada.

I'M SO OLD I REMEMBER WHEN BILL DAVIS LIVED IN BRAMPTON...

-- "Apkarn Singh, 22, Lakshay Sharma, 21, Sehajpreet Sandhu, 21, Gurkarn Singh, 21, and a 17-year-old from Brampton, two of whom were armed with handguns, have been charged after police say they ‘fabricated’ an armed carjacking report' in Caledon as part of a ‘fraud scheme.’" --

But, let's face it... it's everywhere...

-- "Police say Chao Chen, 35, of Markham, has been charged with attempted murder and conspiracy to commit murder. Zhou Ye, 42, of Toronto, has been charged with attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder, and failing to comply with a judicial release order." --

POLICE THIS FREE SPEECH... A HUNDRED CITIZENS FOR EVERY COPPER...

-- "Participants in the 'Unite the Kingdom' march carried the St. George's red-and-white flag of England and the Union Jack, the state flag of the United Kingdom, and chanted, 'We want our country back.' Police estimated the crowd at the Robinson rally at about 110,000 people." --

Talk on the ground is that there are actually a million people heading for the rally.

DON'T SWEAT IT, JAPAN... THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE IN AFRICA...

-- "Almost a million more deaths than births were recorded in Japan last year, representing the steepest annual population decline since government surveys began in 1968. But efforts to reverse the perennially low birth rates among Japanese women have so far made little impact." --

TAKE IT FROM NOTISHA... 'THE RACIST SHITHOLE WHERE YOU LIVE'...

-- "'This is a population that has experienced an enormous amount of racism in the health-care system,' said Notisha Massaquoi, an assistant professor of health education and promotion at the University of Toronto, who studies access to health-care services for Black Canadians in the Greater Toronto Area." --

I'VE TOLD MY SON THAT AFTER WE'RE GONE... MOVE TO SWITZERLAND...

-- "Over 300,000 bunkers make up The Swiss National Redoubt. It is a country-wide defensive network designed to stop any army that decides to invade the Swiss, dead in their tracks, literally. Since 1880, the neutrality of Switzerland has been reinforced by its ability to destroy anyone who may infringe upon their borders, something that prevented Adolf Hitler himself from attempting to take over the country." --

IMPORT THE THIRD WORLD... BECOME THE THIRD WORLD...

JUST HOW 'POST-NATIONAL' DOES JUSTIN THINK CANADA SHOULD BE?

-- "A 27-year-old female Israeli tourist, and a 29-year-old companion, were gang raped near Hampi in Karnataka, India on Thursday night, in an ambush that also saw her male companion drowned in a river, according to local media reports." --

Remember the epic public sword fighting riot in Brampton?

-- "Then who's gonna deliver my food if all the Uber drivers are chopping arms off in Brampton. This is why my chicken shawarma was cold last night." --

And...

-- "Peel Regional Police say religious leader Ashok Kumar, 69, (aka Ashok Sharma) from Brampton has been charged in connection with a sexual assault investigation." --

A BILLION HERE... A BILLION THERE... PRETTY SOON YOU'RE TALKING...

...REAL MONEY...

-- "More than half of the foreign-born immigrant population in the United States under President Joe Biden’s administration is unemployed, according to the Center for Immigration Studies." --

NEVER AN INDIANA JONES AROUND WHEN YOU REALLY NEED ONE

CAN WE JUST GO BACK TO CALLING THEM TERRORISTS?

-- "Separatist fighters in Indonesia’s Papua province have abducted a New Zealand pilot from a remote runway — and released horrifying photos and video of him Tuesday surrounded by armed rebels as they warned he would stay 'safe' as long as the country doesn’t retaliate against them." --

FROM OUR VOLUMINOUS 'ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL' FILE

-- "A water tank in Karnataka's Chamarajanagar district was drained and 'purified' with cow urine by upper caste villagers after a Dalit woman drank water from it. The incident took place in Chamarajanagar district's Heggotara village on November 18." --

PLANS FOR THE NEW CALIPHATE...

...ARE PROCEEDING SWIMMINGLY...

-- "According to data from the Belgian statistics agency Statbel, just half of the babies born in the country in 2020 were born to women of Belgian origin and Belgian nationality. A third of the Belgian population now comes from foreign backgrounds." --

AND WINSTON CHURCHILL WEPT

-- "The latest illegal crossings bring the total number of alien boat arrivals to a record 27,938, according to calculations made by The Times, over three times as many as the 8,420 who arrived during 2020 — the previous annual high." --

Racism Finally Over!!!

I'M WITH COMEDIAN CHRIS ROCK:

"I pray that this event ends global warming the same way that Live Aid ended world hunger."

RELATED:   Yeah, sure... let's drill down a little

WAIT JUST A COTTON-PICKIN' MOMENT:

According to the Oakland Equity Index, “around 8 percent of the city’s white residents, approximately 10,000 people, live in poverty.”

The city’s statement does not make any mention of assistance for poor white families.

Are we gonna eliminate racism... or just put it under new management?

I'm so old, I remember when...

...there was one law that applied equally to everybody...

The New York Police Department will stop making people who have been arrested remove their religious headwear for mug shots as part of a settlement in a federal lawsuit.

No word yet on when NYPD will start cutting hands off shoplifters.

Will the Left now Kancel Kamala?

The ancestors of Democratic VP nominee Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) owned slaves — according to her father, Stanford University economics professor Donald Harris.

A research archive of Jamaican records indicate that at one point in 1817, Hamilton Brown owned scores of slaves. The majority were brought in from Africa, though he also owned many Creole slaves.

But, wait... there's more...

Her father earlier this year said his daughter's ancestors would be "turning in their graves" if they heard her stereotype the island's people as "pot-smoking joy seekers."

In fairness, we should hear Ms. Harris thoughts on this... wait...

The Harris campaign has not commented on her father's claims. It did not respond to a request for comment.

RELATED: Race Card or Race Poker

"When it came to list her ancestry on the U.S. Census form, Kamala Harris dropped any link to her mother and chose instead to be known as 'African American' instead of 'Asian Indian.'”

If only we could be...

...more like Somalia...

Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-MI) on Wednesday seemingly endorsed fellow “Squad” member Rep. Ilhan Omar’s (D-MN) radical call for “dismantling the whole system of oppression” in the United States.

Be careful what you wish for, sister...

"iTunes and Google Play stores are now hosting an app called Absher, which was initiated by the Saudi Arabian government to prevent women from leaving the country."

Let's just remember the "law of unintended consequences"

"So under sharia law, that means her brother now has to throw acid on her for shaming the family, right?"

How long before all those nasty...

... "thought criminals" are publicly whipped for their sins...

The City of Seattle held a racially segregated employee training session aimed at White staffers instructing them on "undoing your own whiteness" in order to be held accountable by people of color, according to documents obtained by a public records request.

One handout distributed in the session reportedly declared how “racism is not our fault but we are responsible." Another said White staffers must give up “the land” and their “guaranteed physical safety” in order to be an “accomplice” for racial justice.

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MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

Dipper-in-Chief Jagmeet throws gas on those racist fires...

OTTAWA — If the Rideau Hall intruder had been a person of colour, the outcome of last week’s events in Ottawa would have been very different, NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh said Wednesday.

Jaggi just can't seem to help himself.

And, hey... how's your bro, bro?

You know what they say...

..."One man's terrorist..."Khadr, Khadr... that sounds so familiar...

"Imagine if, say, a teenage skinhead joined his neo-nazi father in an attempt to overthrow Mugabe.

How many leftits (new intentional mispelling) would be calling for such white trash to be pulled out of an African prison?"

I'm looking forward to seeing how well...

...this works out...

The Los Angeles City Council passed a motion Tuesday to replace Los Angeles Police Department officers with unarmed “crisis response” personnel to be assigned to “non-violent calls for service” such as “neighbor disputes.”

You mean like when a drunk falls asleep in a Wendy's drive-thru?

HANG ALL THE LAWYERS:

The two Brooklyn lawyers charged with hurling a Molotov cocktail at a marked NYPD vehicle during the George Floyd protests may go free on bail as the case moves forward, a federal appeals panel affirmed Tuesday.