Showing posts with label glows in the dark. Show all posts
Showing posts with label glows in the dark. Show all posts

12 April 2026

WHAT'S FLAT, BLACK AND GLOWS IN THE DARK?

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-- "They have chosen not to accept our terms. We leave here with a very simple proposal: a method of understanding that is our final and best offer.  We’ll see if the Iranians accept it.'" --
IT GETS BETTER...
-- "President Donald Trump detailed a sweeping 'all-or-nothing' U.S. blockade of the Strait of Hormuz, vowing to choke off Iran’s oil profits and warning that no country — ally or adversary — will be allowed to bypass the crackdown." --

12 April 2024

GONNA SEE IF VIOLENT, STONE-AGE THEOCRACY DECIDES TO STEP OFF A CLIFF

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-- "A direct attack on Israel from Iran is expected imminently, according to a report. The attack could come within the next 24 to 48 hours and target southern or northern parts of the Jewish state." --
Let's face it... nobody likes Iran...
-- "Pakistan launched airstrikes against alleged militant hideouts inside Iran on Thursday, killing at least nine people." --
Meanwhile back at the ranch...
-- "Toronto Police have laid a charge of public incitement of hatred after Razaali Awan Bahadur, 45, directed antisemitic statements towards demonstrators and children at a downtown demonstration." --

10 October 2023

WHY DO ALL THESE DUDES LOOK LIKE THEY JUST STUMBLED OUT OF A CAVE?

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-- "Hadi Al-Amiri, a powerful Iraqi politician close to Iran and a key figure in the cross-party alliance backing Iraq's government, has threatened to target US interests if Washington intervenes to support Israel in its conflict with Hamas in Gaza." --
And it sure hasn't been pretty so far...
-- "Regarding those 2,329 targets, the destruction of 30 helped assure IDF air dominance, 45 helped ensure IDF maritime dominance, 11 reduced Hamas' intelligence apparatus, 541 related to future ground maneuvers, 122 related to command and communications, and there were many other categories." --

03 March 2023

13 November 2022

05 August 2020

Think of it as a metaphor for...

...the entire Middle East...
BEIRUT (AP) — The investigation is focusing on how 2,750 tons of ammonium nitrate, a highly explosive chemical used in fertilizers, came to be stored at the facility for six years, and why nothing was done about it.

The explosion at the port killed at least 135 people and wounded about 5,000.
FROM THE COMMENTS:
“Just run a bead along here??”

“Yup, it’s all good”

10 September 2017

07 June 2016

Dr Hillary and Mr Hyde

I'm starting to get where Bill Clinton's "bimbo eruptions" must've come from...liar, liar
"I witnessed her obscenity-laced tirades, her shifting of blame, how she berated Vince Foster until he could stand no more, how minor incidents involving blue gloves and botched invitations sent her into a tizzy.

It was like watching Humphrey Bogart in The Caine Mutiny obsessing about a quart of missing strawberries – and losing sight of the world war raging about him.

Byrne says he was “shocked” when President Clinton arrived for work at 9am sporting a shiner. Byrne writes, “this was a shiner, a real, live, put-a-steak-on-it black eye.” When he asked the office staff about it the president’s scheduler claimed it was a coffee allergy.

Will firsthand evidence that Hillary Clinton is an angry, even violent, person add to her existing credibility problem or will the media ignore this as old news?
Forget about Benghazi, the Nixonian duplicity and the 30,000 missing emails... Hillary Clinton is an unrepentant puppy-strangling sociopath.

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RELATED: A true one percenter
Hillary Clinton wore a Giorgio Armani jacket worth more than $12,000 during a speech in April about inequality.
Is anybody really surprised?

14 August 2015

The government that Justin Trudeau...

...admires above any other...
Hundreds of families have fled their homes amid fears a cocktail of deadly chemicals had been spewed into the atmosphere after two huge explosions rocked the Chinese port city of Tianjin. At least 50 people have died and 700 injured after the blasts erupted at a warehouse for hazardous materials, leaving an apocalyptic landscape of incinerated cars, crumpled shipping containers and burnt-out buildings.

It is believed the warehouse contained at least 700 tonnes of sodium cyanide, a toxic chemical that can kill rapidly if inhaled, as well as other highly flammable and dangerous materials.

As chemical experts were sent to assess the scene, officials fuelled panic by refusing to say what was being stored or offering any explanation for the cause of the disaster.
Sure, Justin... being a dictatorship does have its advantages.

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RELATED: Smell the roses
"Physicists at the University of California have found 1.6 million people in China die each year from heart, lung and stroke problems because of polluted air."
Well, heck... it's not like there's any shortage of people... right?

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LAST WORD: Even his media lapdogs...

...are mocking Trudeau's Care Bear Moment.

21 July 2015

To put it in terms...

...today's low information social justice warriors can understand... it ain't Barack or John Kerry who's wearing the strap-on here...
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the highest authority in Iran, told supporters on Saturday that U.S. policies in the region were "180 degrees" opposed to Iran's, in a Tehran speech punctuated by chants of "Death to America" and "Death to Israel".
Apparently, Secretary of State Kerry finds this development, "very troubling."

Oh, c'mon... it's not like we're talking nuclear bom... wait a minute.

25 November 2014

No, that's not the Grand High Poobah...

...of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan... that's Missouri Senator Maria Chappelle-Nadali" crying out... "YES WE CAN"... throw gasoline on an already incendiary racial brushfire...burn baby, burn
"We didn't have a race war like other cities throughout the country. This is our race war... I know people in my own party, in my own government structure who disregard things that we say and how we feel, and we are not going to allow it anymore."
Well, Maria... you make a declaration of war, rest assured you have absolutely everybody's attention now.
10:50 EST - Looting appears to have gotten out-of-control on the ground in Ferguson. Breitbart News reporter Christian Hartsock observed several Ferguson-based stores, as well as a bank, being looted by large crowds. Additionally, he saw a Wallgreens being set on fire.
Perhaps Barack Obama should have had a talk with his own caucus... before clogging up media channels with the same old unicorns and pixie dust inanities.

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RELATED: We don' need no steenkin' evidence...thug life
The witness added, “Dang if that kid didn’t start running right at the cop like a football player. Head down.”

The witness told of hearing “3 bangs,” but “the big kid wouldn’t stop.”
This was right after Brown had struggled to get hold of Officer Wilson's gun...
During his September 16 grand jury testimony, Wilson recounted how he tussled with Brown when the teenager grabbed for his gun while lunging into the squad car. As they fought over the weapon, Wilson testified, the teenager taunted him, yelling, “You’re too much of a pussy to shoot me.”
Famous last words.

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FROM THE COMMENTS: Burn baby, burn

So where you gonna get a taco now dumbshite? I sit in awe at the savage stupidity of this inner city kulcher.

19 March 2011

24 November 2010

FROM THE COMMENTS:

What's a little radioactive peekaboo between friends, huh?ask marie curie
"Just as long as they don’t spy on Muslim Terrorists making international phone calls to the U.S."

"That would be wrong."
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RELATED: Go ahead and protest...

...they're still holding all the testicles, er... cards...
Once Harbor Police arrested Wolanyk, he was handcuffed and paraded through two separate airport terminals in his underwear to the Harbor Police office located inside a different terminal at the airport than Wolanyk had originally gone through during his TSA security process.
Yet another marvelous triumph in the "War on Terror".

10 September 2010

So... while Reverend Billy-Bob fiddles...

...what actual socio-political bombshells are getting pushed off the front page...
Iranian spiritual leader criticizes peace talks between Israel and PA while leading Eid al-Fitr prayers; says Palestinian resistance will pay off and they will dismantle "the phony and fabricated Israeli regime."

26 August 2010

Darwin was right

-- WAINFLEET, Ont. -- An alleged attempt to steal copper wiring from a Wainfleet transformer turned deadly early Wednesday morning for a 33-year-old Welland man.
Alleged, huh? You mean he wasn't on one of those midnight hydro-substation tours?

Man, you can just smell the journalism.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"His two accomplices were 'CHARGED'."

20 August 2010

What's flat, black and glows in the dark?

I'll give you a hint... it ain't gonna be Tel Aviv...
What is more likely, then, is that one day next spring, the Israeli national-security adviser, Uzi Arad, and the Israeli defense minister, Ehud Barak, will simultaneously telephone their counterparts at the White House and the Pentagon, to inform them that their prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, has just ordered roughly one hundred F-15Es, F-16Is, F-16Cs, and other aircraft of the Israeli air force to fly east toward Iran.
Think Osirak.

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RELATED: Sure thing, Peace Moonbeam...
“It's scary because you are going to find out what could actually happen. You might not want to know,” she said. “You may not want to ride the ‘T’ [the Boston subway] ever again.”
Sigh.

21 June 2010

Wake up and smell the fission

Iran has told the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) it will not allow two of its inspectors to enter the country, state media report.

The decision comes two weeks after the UN Security Council voted to impose a fourth round of sanctions on Iran.
Yup... anybody who has small children can tell you exactly where this one is going.

Thank goodness we don't have to rely on President McDreamy.

03 May 2010

Be careful what you wish for

-- UNITED NATIONS, May 3 (Reuters) -- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Monday called for states that threaten to use atomic weapons to be punished, a clear reference to a new U.S. nuclear strategy released last month.
Geez Mahmoud... whaddaya think we should do about countries that just develop them on the down-low?
The delegations of the United States, Britain and France all walked out of the U.N. General Assembly chamber during the Iranian president's speech.
As I've said many times before... "What's flat, black and glows in the dark?"

I'll give you a hint... it ain't gonna be Tel Aviv.

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UPDATE: The mighty U.N. responds...
U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon "encouraged" President Ahmadinejad to "engage constructively" and comply fully with existing U.N. Security Council resolutions and cooperate with the International Atomic Energy Agency.
Hey, Bunky... that limp dick "inside voice" stuff doesn't work with crazy people... and I've got 800,000 Tutsis that'll testify... wait a minute...

23 March 2010

No more Taser troubles

Indian innovation will set riot-control industry on fire...
-- GAUHATI, India (AP) -- The Indian military has a new weapon against terrorism: the world's hottest chili. After conducting tests, the military has decided to use the thumb-sized "bhut jolokia," or "ghost chili," to make tear gas-like hand grenades to immobilize suspects, defense officials said Tuesday.
And, no... it's no joke...
It has more than 1,000,000 Scoville units, the scientific measurement of a chili's spiciness. Classic Tabasco sauce ranges from 2,500 to 5,000 Scoville units, while jalapeno peppers measure anywhere from 2,500 to 8,000.
Smokin'.

30 December 2009

Just another reason

-- VIENNA -- Iran is close to clinching a deal to clandestinely import 1,350 tons of purified uranium ore from Kazakhstan, according to an intelligence report obtained by the Associated Press on Tuesday. Diplomats said the assessment was heightening international concern about Tehran's nuclear activities.
No need to worry though... the United Nations has this one covered...
Iran is under three sets of U.N. Security Council sanctions for refusing to freeze its enrichment program and related activities that could be used to make nuclear weapons.
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