30 April 2018

Diversity is our streng...

Wait a minute... what exactly would happen to rates of gun crime if you confiscated ALL the legally-owned firearms belonging to farmers, hunters and sport shooters in Canada...criminalityWell... that'd be sweet Fanny Adams.

"Toronto police have issued a Canada-wide warrant for 22-year-old Toronto resident Joseph Boachie, wanted in connection with a double shooting in a Yonge and Gerrard Street karaoke bar earlier this month."
Don't take my word... check it out yourself.

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RELATED: I blame the National Cutlery Association

Don't be black... don't be black.... GAWDDAMMIT!!!!
One person has been rushed to hospital after reports of a stabbing in the area of Eglinton Avenue and Kennedy Road. Police said they are looking for a suspect described as a black male in his 20s. He had facial hair and was wearing a hoodie-style windbreaker.
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LAST WORD: Teh childrun is r futcher
A 17-year-old, an 18-year-old, a 19-year-old and a 21-year-old, all from Brampton, are charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault and possession of marijuana under 30 grams.


Gotta have priorities

Just something to think about... during that bleak, lonely and seemingly interminable wait to see an oncologist...waste of space

"We plan on using this facility as an innovation platform to inform the transformation of the entire jail system."
Oh yeah, Fraggle Rock... we get that loud & clear.

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RELATED: You want inclusiveness?buy the world a cokeWe've got that.


Hey, Justin...

...How's that war on unacceptable speech coming along...emperor justin I

“In Russia, I don’t think anybody is terrified of Roskomnadzor in terms of the power it has. People are more terrified of its incompetence.”
Two words... Phoenix... payroll.

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RELATED: "Professional" Journalism - The Multiverse
Of course, in the universe where we really live, to claim “outrage fatigue” would be to talk nonsense, like saying “my quantum mechanics are getting pooped.”

In our world outrage is infinite and expanding at the speed of light — literally, via Twitter.


29 April 2018

Onward to Valhalla

How to fight and win in the "social justice" trenches...god of war

“In observance of your Heathen; Norse Pagan faith, you may wear a beard, in accordance with Army uniform and grooming standards for soldiers with approved religious accommodations.”
But wait, there's more...
"The Hammer of Thor is still authorized for placement on military cemetery headstones, per a 2013 decision."
Pop Quiz... what does the Sandhill Crane emblem represent? Clue... not military birdwatchers.

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RELATED: In other "social justice" news...

Maybe he could hire O.J. to find out... who really roofied all those women...
“But, you know, I think back to the time when Camille and I went to visit Nelson Mandela in South Africa."
Oh, Bill... seriously?


Remember... it's only "Terrorism"...

...when fabulous Prime Minister Dressup says it is...imbecile

"CSIS also took issue with a passage that said right wing extremism was 'a growing concern in Canada.'"

"'Growing concern' is a subjective statement – what is your facting for this?"

"Additionally, what type of ‘concern’ are you referencing (criminal, violent extremism, terrorism)?"
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MEMORY LANE: Get with the program, Adolf...
"So I think the CBC may have a hit on their hands here, if they slot it in as after-school filler for the pre-teen, 'underarm-farts are hilarious' demographic."


28 April 2018

The new ground zero for social justice

Strangely enough, the BBC doesn't seem at all concerned about sequestering women in special rooms at the local mosque... or drowning them...shafia murders

"Japan's sumo wrestling authority has postponed a decision on the sport's "men-only" policy. The Japan Sumo Association met after a recent string of scandals, including when women were made to leave the ring after stepping in to help a man."
So, sumo wrestling... where, to the best of my knowledge, absolutely no female genitals have ever been mutilated... that's where our social and intellectual betters draw the line... not at, say...insert alt text here
"Female Ontario premier forced to sit in back corner when visiting mosque, while men prayed."
I guess some "cultural traditions" are more equal than others.

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RELATED: "Once upon a time..."
"Okay... I get it. Gay lawyer/activist pretends he can pull a mosque out of his arse and none of the faithful will object."

It's important to note, the reason El-Farouk is not giving out the location of this "mosque" is to prevent co-religionists like Orlando shooter Omar Mateen from showing up and committing serial mayhem.


27 April 2018

Justin wants new firearms prohibitions...

...but can't even be bothered to enforce existing laws...liar,liar

"Convicted underworld killer Rocco Zito was granted a legal gun permit after he served prison time for shooting a man to death in a debt collection, court heard Thursday."

"A police search after Zito’s death found more than a half dozen firearms in his home, as well as ammunition for rifles and pistols and an illegal silencer for muzzling the sound of gunshots."
From the folks who brought you that new, "streamlined" security process...
"The report said that to meet Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s election campaign promise to bring in 25,000 Syrian refugees by the end of 2015, changes were made to the screening process."

"The screening period was shortened to 96 hours from 30 days, for example."
I feel safer already.

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RELATED: Firefight in downtown community housing...

...or as it's known to residents... just another Saturday...insert alt text here
Toronto police are on the hunt for gunmen after a shooting in the Regent Park area in the early hours of Saturday morning after a call reporting six shots fired in the Dundas and Sackville Streets area around 12:30 a.m.

Two unknown males wearing hoodies fled the scene. Police say the victim is not cooperating.
Sounds like the U of T lacrosse team is letting off a little steam [/sarc].

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RELATED: The hood gets busy...
One male was taken to hospital with serious injuries after a shooting in North York overnight. The incident occurred in the area of Finch and Islington Avenue, early Sunday morning.

Police have not released any information on possible suspects.


I'm old enough to remember when...

...people actually socialialised face to face with other people...insert alt text here

"They don’t even have to be dogs. Their purpose is to provide a therapeutic benefit through companionship. At Yale, there are emotional support dogs, emotional support cats and even an emotional support hedgehog."


I place the blame squarely on...

...the National Cutlery Association...insert alt text here

"Knife crime is at its highest ever recorded level, and murders were also up by nine per cent in England and Wales, with a total of 653 recorded by police across last year."

Killings rose from 109 to 157, but the Met’s stats do include the 14 people killed in the three terror attacks. Even without the terror attack, the rise is 31 per cent, more than three times the national rise over a similar period.

London Mayor Sadiq Khan was quick to jump on the statistics to argue the crime wave was not his responsibility.


26 April 2018

A "Social Justice" agenda...

...all very well and good... until you run out of other people's money...

SAN FRANCISCO (KPIX 5) — Shocking video is calling attention to what’s going on in one of the busiest BART stations in the Bay Area: junkies blatantly shooting up out in the open as commuters walk by, others slumped along filthy corridors.

“It’s a real concern for our riders, and we appreciate that,” said BART spokesman Chris Filippi. “But what we have to do is make the most of the resources, the limited resources that we have.”
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RELATED: Well, that's hippy-dippy Calif...

...sweet baby jebus...
"A deadly opioid being mixed in with the primary drug”...
You know, that... "primary" miracle cure-all... heroin...
"Health Canada confirmed on Tuesday the narcotic police seized contained heroin, morphine, fentanyl and carfentanil, a synthetic opioid 10,000 times more powerful than morphine."
Of course, the problem will eventually take care of itself.


25 April 2018

That's close enough for us...

insert alt text here...say professional media outfits.

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RELATED: Stop the "fake" whale hunt!

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LAST WORD: What will Toronto media do about...

...infamous Toronto nutjob Sarah Thomson?


24 April 2018

Unlike Justin Trudeau's Canada...

...Germany chose to pay off their terrorists on the installment plan...insert alt text here

A former bodyguard of Usama bin Laden now living in Germany is getting about $1,400 a month in welfare payments and can't be deported to his native Tunisia because of fears he could be tortured there, German media reported Tuesday.
Of course, there's a few other bugs in the system.

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RELATED: It ain't just Germany...
Mayor John Tory says that the city has “reached the limit” of its ability to provide shelter and other social supports to new refugee claimants arriving in Toronto.
Gotta have priorities, right Mr. Mayor?
Pride Toronto applies for $135,000 grant to combat police discrimination.


When you disagree with the data...

...just bury it...toronto's most wanted

"The final adjusted prevalence of 1.24% therefore implies that in an average year during 1996–1998, 2.46 million U.S. adults used a gun for self-defense."
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RELATED: Millionaire trust fund heir...liar,liar...who travels with 12 armed guards, says...
"Canadians cannot choose to live in fear."
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LAST WORD: Wanna stop these horrific crimes?

Enforce existing laws. This nutjob had his firearms permit revoked and police handed his guns over to his father. Guess what happened next...
At one point, Travis Reinking told the authorities that the singer Taylor Swift was stalking him and hacking his Netflix account. He was also arrested by the Secret Service outside the White House.

The police say that Reinking’s father, Jeffrey, returned the guns to his son, enabling son Travis to carry out the killings over the weekend.
Sounds like accessory to murder to me.


Dear Konstantin...

...you and Prime Minister Dressup should save your rainbows and magical pixie dust sideshow for naive, gullible pre-schoolers...insert alt text here

Konstantin Goulich, a local resident, appeared with bags of markers and rolls of cardboard from a dollar store. “Guys please come and write how you’re feeling: your wishes for the victims, if you’d like to say something. Every bit of support counts.”
Let me tell you what this idiotic display of virtue signalling means to the families and friends of the dead and horrifically maimed. That'd be SWEET... F@CK... ALL... because, unlike you & your ilk, they'll be dealing with this horror show for the rest of their lives.

Shame on the New York Times for being party to this. No wonder the rest of the world sees Canadians as infantile, milquetoast apologists for every kind of evil.

That assuredly includes random, unprovoked mass murder.

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UPDATE: Don't get hopes up for justice...

...just like bus beheader & cannibal Vince Li... he'll be back on the street in a jiff...
"I had classes with him. He was mentally unstable back then. He was known to meow like a cat and try to bite people."


23 April 2018

A Bloody Day in Hogtown

BREAKING 18:45: Driver has been identified...insert alt text here
...significantly,though... not by Canadian lapdog media...

CBS News sources identified the suspect as Alek Minassian, 25, and obtained a photo of him from social media Monday evening.
Apparently Alek was taking the 7 year college degree program...
According to his LinkedIn, Minassian was a student at Seneca College in Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada from 2011-2018.
FWIW, this appears to be an Armenian name.

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“There was a girl near me just 10 feet away and he just ran right over her, I”m sure she’s dead. He just kept on going and people were flying everywhere.”

“A couple blocks further there was a man lying in the road. He had been hit by a vehicle. His shoes were like 100 feet away up the road, he’d obviously been hit very hard and flung far. I checked for vital signs, he appeared to be deceased.”
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UPDATE: Killer in custodyfuck his soul to death**********

JOIN THE CONVERSATION:
"Time for a ban on assault vans. And vehicle rental agencies must be required to do background checks."
And Premier Wynndfarm has chimed in...
"Hearing a number of people have been hurt at Yonge and Finch."
Hmmm... you mean the 10 people who've been killed, or the 16 others in hospital, Premier?

Meanwhile, over at Canada's Post-National broadcaster...
"I almost had a heart attack. When I came here people told me it was a safe country and that's why I stayed here," said Amir Bahmeyeh, who said he'd come from Iran. "Now, I saw the accident, maybe I go back my country."


They ever get together with...

...the "smokin' dope as a sacrement" bros... we're gonna have us a hellacious party...

ORANGE FARM, South Africa — Dressed in a red robe and a gold-trimmed bishop’s miter, the clergyman pours whiskey into his cupped hand and anoints the forehead of the man sitting before him.

Welcome to Gabola Church, which celebrates the drinking of alcohol. The South African church was started eight months ago and has found an enthusiastic following.
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RELATED: Teh childrun is r futcher...yikers
"Trepanning, the act of drilling a hole into your skull and allowing it to heal over, is one trend starting to gain more traction on the underground body mod scene."


PEAK PANDER

Ever wonder where all those tax dollars disappear to...

"At ITS dangerous offender hearing, Laboucan/Desousa also admitted to having killed a three-year-old child at age 11, although he was never criminally charged."
Wonder who's paying for that squeaky new vagina and bustin' out breasts?

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Remember Campbellford Mayor Hector MacMillian?wynningOntario Liberals will pay for IVF or a new vagina... but not to remove a cancerous tumour.

Don't look at me... I didn't vote for them.


22 April 2018

Winnie the Pooh...

...“The Crystal Meth Years“...just sad**********

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

Hogtown homicide cops rounding up local farmers, hunters & sport shooters...

TORONTO - One suspect was seen fleeing the scene. He is described as a Hispanic male between 20-25 years old with his hair in a bun wearing a black jacket.


21 April 2018

A little local colour

"The rivers in Bradford have turned YELLOW, after the city dubbed the ‘Curry capital of Britain’ began polluting its waters with the hugely popular dish. An underground river which flows through the West Yorkshire city became stained yellow with waste which was dumped from local curry houses."


20 April 2018

Those sh!tkickin' Calgary rednecks...

...and their horses and guns and... wait a minute...

"After a night at a downtown shisha bar, police say Nadia El-Dib left with Abderrahmane Bettahar around 3 a.m. That’s when police say Bettahar stabbed Nadia approximately 40 times and cut her throat while the two were in Bettahar’s vehicle. Bettahar then shot her twice with a high-powered rifle."
If only someone would tighten up those rules & regulations.

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MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:
TORONTO — A 39-year-old man, Anthony Sembatya Ssonko, of Ajax, is facing charges after allegedly sexually assaulting three women in separate incidents on TTC subway trains.


19 April 2018

Wake up and smell the hypocrisy...

All natural, fanatically leftwing, politically-correct British Columbia leads country in rate of caesarean sections...

More than one in three deliveries in B.C. hospitals were by C-section last year, the highest rate of surgical birth in Canada, new national data reveals. Eight of the 10 health regions in Canada with the highest overall caesarean rates were in B.C., and the highest rates in the country were in Metro Vancouver's Fraser Health region, at close to 40 per cent.


18 April 2018

You've just gotta love...

...Justin Trudeau's post-national state...

Nicholas Cypui (Nick) Chan, the alleged Calgary gang leader who this week beat organized crime and murder charges for the second time in two years, is a most curious fellow who is also keenly aware of his rights — every last one of them.

During lengthy stays behind bars, he has also enlisted the Alberta Human Rights Commission, the correctional ombudsman, the Alberta College of Physicians and Surgeons, the vehicle of civil lawsuits and prison pastors and psychologists to help him assert those rights.
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RELATED: It's a Liberal thing...
“A week after the gassing of Syrian children, Liberal MP Iqra Khalid brought greetings to one of Assad’s worst apologists on behalf of Justin Trudeau. Canada needs an answer why this happened.”
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LAST WORD: The usual suspect
A male has been pronounced dead on scene after a reported stabbing inside a Toronto Community Housing building near Gordonridge Place and Danforth Road at around 7:50 a.m.

A single male suspect is described as black, about six-feet tall with a slim build and a slight goatee.


Let them eat bankruptcy

A world of lopsided entitlement... what could possibly go wrong...

"Starbucks, in other words, has just announced its stores are now privately-funded shelters and bathroom facilities for the homeless."
Never a real fan of their overpriced coffee... and I suspect that turning your place of business into a clubhouse for the belligerently disenfranchised may have a significant effect on their bottom line.

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UPDATE: Never mind Confederate statuary...

...tear down racist, patriarchal Starbucks...
"Robinson said he thought about his loved ones and how the afternoon had taken such a turn as he was taken to jail. Nelson wondered if he’d make it home alive."
The Black Police Commissioner, strangely enough, seems to see things a little differently.


16 April 2018

Those violent, racist redneck farm...

...wait a minute... toronto's most wanted

A suspect identified as Pickering resident Usman Ali has been charged with kidnapping using a firearm, assault with a weapon, possession of a weapon for committing an offence and several other firearms-related offences.
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MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:
TORONTO - Police were called to the area of King and Church streets at around 3 a.m. after shots were reportedly fired near the intersection.

When officers arrived on scene, they found a bullet hole in a vehicle in the area.
You can just smell the social justice.


There are worse places to live

Nope, just kidding... there really aren't...killer

In the generation since apartheid ended in 1994, tens of billions of dollars in public funds — intended to develop the economy and improve the lives of black South Africans — have been siphoned off by leaders of the A.N.C., the very organization that had promised them a new, equal and just nation.

While poverty has declined since the end of apartheid, inequality has risen in a society that was already one of the world’s most unequal, according to a recent report by the World Bank.
From the very same folks who brought you "necklacing."


PETA activist thumbs nose at world...

insert alt text here

...throws self under raging bulls at Pamplona... or something like that.
Just put the words "global warming" in your suicide note and people won't notice you're irretrievably batshit insane.

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RELATED: From the comments...
Warm winters are global warming. Cold winters are also global warming. Don't even get me started on how global warming causes average winters.


15 April 2018

Remember back... you were a kid...

...not stepping in a pool of blood on the way to school... was a major daily pre-occupation...

Yeah... me neither...eet weel keel

Recorded machete attacks in the UK have shot up by nearly five times in just three years, with the majority in the capital, London. The huge number of crimes committed with the deadly, sword-like weapons means there is an average of 15 a day in the UK, or one every 90 minutes.
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MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

With apologies to Jim Croce...
"You don't mess around with Darlique"


14 April 2018

Shorter Prime Minister Dressup...

...killing... whaddaya mean killing?

"Canada supports the decision by the United States, the United Kingdom, and France to take action to "DEGRADE" the Assad regime's ability to launch chemical weapons attacks against its own people," the statement read.

Trudeau has previously ruled out any Canadian participation in military action.
So, basically, Justin... it's "the right thing to do"... but we won't do it? The killing, er... I mean "degrading."

Having it both ways... it's a Liberal thing.


13 April 2018

There's a "consistent tool" here, alright...

...meet school Superintendent William Hall...

All 500 teachers of Millcreek School District near Erie, Pennsylvania got a 16 inch bat in the wake of the Parkland, Florida high school attack in February.

The superintendent said the aim was to have a "consistent tool" for every teacher in every classroom.

An online survey also asked whether teachers in the district should be armed if the state passed laws allowing it. "About 70% favoured that," Mr Hall said, "but we're not really actively planning that right now."
Isn't there some popular folk wisdom about bringing a cudgel to a gunfight?

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"It's not to stop the shooter, it's to hit the bullets away."


Some days, the witches burn themselves

insert alt text here

Several pride organizations chimed in to say that they, too, had considered banning drag queens over concerns that they make a mockery of the notion of gender fluidity, but ultimately decided to keep the "offensive" and "marginalizing" performers out of a sense of inclusion.
And now we travel to the University of Tennessee at Knoxville...
The class, titled “Butt Stuff 2.0: The Pegging,” is one of among nearly 30 workshops and events taking place over the weeklong festival.
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RELATED: The generation who will grow up...

...to normalize pedophilia and the Breakfast McJoint.


12 April 2018

In other "No, not a Sh!thole" news

death zone

Nearly 80 people in Indonesia are dead and 90 others have been hospitalized this month after drinking toxic bootleg liquor containing ingredients such as cough medicine and insect repellent, officials said.
And, of course, the classic...
"Well, Abdul... we got our free gas... I guess it's Marlboro Time."


Dumb it down...

...it's what Liberals do when the ship keeps sinking...insert alt text here

This year’s EQAO Grade 10 literacy test is old school — pen-and-paper — after a pilot project to move it online ended in digital disaster.

But in a new-age twist, stressed students who need more time to finish it will get it — even if they don’t have previously arranged approvals in place allowing them additional minutes.

The relaxed time rule will also apply to Grade 9 students writing the provincial math test.
When will the madness stop?


11 April 2018

Liberal Party demonises Gun Owners

insert alt text here

The e-mail claims that “just as Stephen Harper did”, that Conservatives are attempting to “weaken Canada’s gun laws” and are taking orders from “Canada’s NRA.”

This was accompanied by a photo of Justin Trudeau, meant to look very stately and poised, pleading for funds to stop the NRA invasion by “fighting back.”
Who actually belongs to this little known shady NRA offshoot? Maybe it's this guy...
A suspect in a Brampton double-shooting which critically injured two people has been arrested and is facing attempted murder charges early Friday. Gurpreet Araich, 41, of Brampton, is facing two counts of attempted murder, two counts of aggravated assault, and numerous gun-related charges.
And, btw... Omar Khadr's hand grenades have still killed more people than my guns...
"He told the court no one had forced him to change his pleas. When asked if he had killed Speer in 2002, Khadr answered, quietly, 'Yes.' When asked if it was true that he conspired with Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda, he also answered 'Yes'."
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RELATED: Stuff not found in Liberal fundraising emailsinsert alt text here


A freedom bestowed by government...

liar,liar

"...to a select few, to do something demonstrably inessential, that the government hopes they won’t actually do."

"Not the hallmarks of a Great Day for Human Rights."
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RELATED: #AbsolutelyNotMeToo

A story YOU'LL NEVER SEE on Canada's national broadcaster...
In the #MeToo era, many in the music industry have been producing and awarding sexually exploitive lyrics.

For the week of March 31st, 2018, eight of the top 20 songs in Billboard’s “R&B/Hip-Hop” chart were blatantly sexist and misogynistic. In these songs, women were portrayed as commodities or luxury goods -- something to be owned or consumed and of no more importance than money, cars, liquor or drugs.
Where's the outrage from the lunatic left? Orwell was right... "four legs good, two legs bad."


10 April 2018

TORONTO: If only there was a law....

...against slaughtering your fellow beings...get the point

Police are searching for suspects after a man was stabbed to death inside a convenience store in East York early this morning. The incident occurred inside a 7eleven in the area of O’Connor Drive and Donlands Avenue at around 3 a.m.
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UPDATE: 7eleven Stabbee & Stabber id'd...
Victim identified as 26-year-old Fesal Ahmed Mohammad Sobir of Toronto. Ahilan Chandrasekaramoorthy, 30, of Toronto has been charged with first-degree murder.
And...
Police are searching for multiple suspects after a man was stabbed in the eye in Toronto’s Mount Dennis neighbourhood on Monday evening. The incident occurred near Weston Road and Denarda Street, near Eglinton Avenue, at around 5 p.m.
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UPDATE2: Eyestabbers arrested...
On Tuesday, three men identified by police as Tyrell Smith, 20, Zaid Mohammed, 21, and Daniel Douglas, 22, were arrested and each charged with attempted murder and weapons dangerous. A fourth suspect, identified as 20-year-old Darlique Rand was arrested and charged with threatening death.
And...
A male victim has been taken to hospital with non-life-threatening injuries after a shooting took place in Scarborough on Monday night. The incident took place in the area of Lawrence Avenue East and McCowan Road at around 10 p.m.
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UPDATE3: Cops rounding up local farmers, hunters...
A 17-year-old boy was shot in the area of Neilson and Tapscott Rds. in Malvern around 10 p.m. Wednesday, Toronto Police say.
I hope someone is double-checking Stephen Harper's alibi.

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RELATED: Not that it makes much difference...
An Ottawa judge has stayed charges in a vicious 2016 attack because the case took too long to get to trial. Brothers Ali and Meshari Albadry, and their brother-in-law Fahad Alzuwaid, were arrested on May 22, 2016 after an alleged family feud turned violent on the streets of Ottawa.
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LAST WORD: In other "catch & release" news...insert alt text here
A family in Colorado is outraged after two men, who were accused of gang-raping a 13-year-old girl with their brothers and cousins, were only sentenced to probation.

The victim's grandfather was shocked at the sentencing, telling the news station: "There was six of them and they gang-raped my granddaughter."


The Very Friendly Soft Power Skies

RCMP Trainer-in-Chief Oprah Winfrey... offers up a uniquely Canadian perspective on airborne terrorist threats...soft power

"A senior trainer explained that the goal is to end the threat quickly, 'preferably not fatally'...”
Hmmm... from later in the article...
"A (presumably less senior) trainer told Skies that 'they shoot to stop the threatthey shoot to kill.'”
Methinks these Sky Marshals, er... I mean Sky Therapists... need to get on the same page.


09 April 2018

He took his evil "thunderstick"...

...and made Commonwealth Games history...bang bang

The 79-year-old Canadian made his debut Monday in the Queen’s Prize Pairs Finals in the full bore shooting competition. He and teammate Nicole Rossignol were placed ninth after the first day of the final.
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UPDATE: Ruthlessly knocking out the competition

Those gun people are unfeeling monsters...
His debut at the Games on Monday will break the record previously held by England's Doreen Flanders, who took part in lawn bowls at Glasgow 2014 a few weeks after her 79th birthday.
nb. *** Perhaps PM Pussyhat would like to overhaul the
41 pages of rules?


Plastic Cutlery stocks soar

Remember back, you were a kid... all those violent stabbings and acid attacks?compareYeah... me neither...

Strangely enough, Mayor Khan is responsible for decreasing the number of stop-and-searches, having previously declared the tactic racist and potentially Islamophobic.

It's also not clear what local Londoners will now use to cut their food.
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RELATED: Baby what a big surprise ...
Around two-thirds of “child refugees” who were questioned about their age in the UK were revealed to be adults, a government report has found.


07 April 2018

Speaking of Murder

Teddy Kennedy's car has still killed more people than my guns...murder

She didn’t drown,” the diver who retrieved Kopechne’s body noted. “She died of suffocation in her own air void. It took her at least three or four hours to die. I could have had her out of that car in 25 minutes after I got the call. But he didn’t call.”
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RELATED: NY Times trips over it's agenda

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RELATED2: It was an open secret...
A former mid-level Kennedy staffer, bitterly disillusioned, recalls with disgust one (now ex-) high-ranking aide as "a pimp…whose real position was to procure women for Kennedy."
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LAST WORD: Teddy's BFF... Yuri Andropov...
As set forth in the letter, “Kennedy believes that, given the state of current affairs, and in the interest of peace, it would be prudent and timely to undertake the following steps to counter the militaristic politics of Reagan.”


Germany... live and don't learn...

...AND DIE...will of allah

"At least three people were killed and dozens injured Saturday when a vehicle plowed into pedestrians in the German city of Munster before the driver killed himself, police and local media said."
lies
German Justice Minister Katarina Barley wrote on Twitter that her thoughts were with the victims and that "everything must be done to clarify the situation."
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UPDATE 15:00: Questions about drivers identity...
Another police spokesman, Andreas Bode, said it was still too early to declare the incident an attack and could not confirm the suspect's identity. German media has reported that the driver may be a German national with mental health problems.
That's funny... with the crazy-ass Florida school shooter it was all about the NRA and an inanimate steel object. Will Germans soon be screaming for a ban on camper vans?

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RELATED: If you build it, they will come...
German Federal Employment Agency attributes the financial increase in the programme to the growing number of foreign families who are seeking work and living on unemployment benefits. A spokesperson for the agency said that a large role is being played by the number of refugees.

According to the study, 583,600 of the children reliant on the government funds in the middle of 2017 were from foreign families. Compared to June 2016, this represents a jump of 41.1 percent.
Anyone know what Justin's 50,000 Syrian refugees have cost so far?


Diversity is our streng...

...sweet baby jebus...

Hanane Mouhib, 36, stabbed and decapitated her 7-year-old son in rural western New York minutes before deputies arrived in a response to a call of a “suicidal female” armed with a knife, according to reports Friday.
Turns out she wasn't "suicidal" at all. Pity.

And...
A Pennsylvania couple, Lisa Smith, 19, and her boyfriend, Keiff King, 26, have been charged with first-degree murder for allegedly beating to death a 4-year-old child for spilling his cereal.
And...
A Syracuse gun-store owner reported Xiaoteng Zhan, 22, a Syracuse University student in the country on a student visa, to the police, thwarting the student’s murderous plot.
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RELATED: Throw away your home extinguishers...

...that's why we have the fire department...
“Our citizens have concealed weapons,” the welcome sign reads in part. “If you kill someone, we might kill you back.”
MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:
TORONTO - A man in his 30s has died in hospital after being shot several times near Victoria Park Avenue and York Mills Road on Friday night.


06 April 2018

Paint By Politically Correct Numbers

"Historically, many Canadian institutions have had a blind spot for artists of colour, Indigenous artists and female artists," said Toronto art dealer Raymond McAuliffe. "That's why I think that the funds are being raised to save a work by someone who falls into one of those three categories."


Remember back, you were a kid...

...your classmates were kidnapping and pimping out random 16 year-old girls...not a pimpYeah... me neither...

PICKERING — A total of six teens are facing charges in connection with an alleged human trafficking incident east of Toronto. Police said they had charged four more 17-year-olds, three females and one male, with a total of 18 charges, including advertising another person’s sexual services and various child pornography offences.
Pimping, pimping... that sounds so familiar.

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RELATED: Just living on borrowed time...crazy
Saheed Vassell had three run-ins with cops as an “emotionally disturbed person” — including an incident during which he ate rocks in the street while not wearing pants.

Vassell’s rap sheet lists 28 arrests and dates to 1999, when he was busted on a charge of first-degree gang assault. He was also charged with possession of a firearm in 2010.
Violent, ganged-up, batshit... not the poster child for police brutality after all.


05 April 2018

Live and don't learn

What sort of "legislation" would have stopped Abdullahi Mohamed from cutting down a random stranger in cold blood to "send a message?"Nnamdi Ogba

An alleged murderer accused of gunning down Nnamdi Ogba was on statutory release for an Edmonton restaurant shooting and drug offences, his parole documents stated.
Abdullahi must really love that penitentiary cuisine.

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RELATED: Of, course, not all Vegans...crazies
"Maybe we should be grateful that the kind of people who might otherwise be searching the web for bomb-making tutorials are instead busying themselves trying to work out what exactly it is you do with quinoa and goji berries."
But everybody has met at least one...
"If you support dairy farmers you are supporting a regime worse than Nazi Germany. Hitler is still alive and he lives in the heart and mind of every animal abusing rapist slave-owning dairy farmer," he wrote. "If you eat fish you are a disgusting psycho."
Some folks are fighting back.


04 April 2018

1967 UFO Encounter...

...Immortalized as Trippy-Ass, Glow-in-the-Dark Coin by Canadian Mint...insert alt text here

The $20 silver coin released today retails for $129.95 CAD ($101 USD). Sure, that’s a lot of money to spend on something that’s supposed to be worth $20. But it also comes with a black light flashlight. When the proud owners shine the light on the coin, it shows the UFO beaming down light on Michalak, blasting him with the rays that allegedly left him sick and smelly.
Don't you dare laugh... I have it on good authority...
"the science will balance itself."

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RELATED: From the folks who brought you...

...ass-smuggler Leston Lawrence.


FROM THE COMMENTS:

hoo, hoo

"Probably a white walker. Beckett needs to be beheaded for abandoning his post."
Honourable mention...
"Whoooo will rid me of this troublesome teenager?"


Forget about those pesky jury trials...

...we can let the Prime Minister decide...

"Who can turn the world on
with her smile?
Who can take a nothing day
And suddenly make it all
seem worthwhile?"

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's exoneration of six Tsilhqot'in Indigenous chiefs... should be followed by a similar move to right another historical wrong: the hanging of South Asian political activist Mewa Singh.

Singh was the first Sikh activist to be hanged on Canadian soil for a political murder.


03 April 2018

"We don' need no steenkin' badges"

don't care

“Marching won’t contribute towards solving these issues; they are beyond the reach of symbolic gestures.”
You mean... like a troop of thousands of naked people?


Don't mess with Mom

Cierra Brittany Forney, fed up with her son’s “entitled” attitude, decided to serve him a slice of humble pie by making him shop at the Goodwill store he mocked his classmates for shopping at — and posted about the experience on Facebook.
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RELATED: Amping up the incentive...
An Arizona mother was arrested Sunday after police say she used a taser to wake up her 16-year-old for an Easter church service.
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LAST WORD: The price of virtue signalling...
MENDOCINO, Calif. — An SUV carrying a large, free-spirited family from Washington state accelerated straight off a scenic California cliff and authorities said the deadly wreck may have been intentional.

Known as the Hart Tribe, the multiracial family of two married women — Sarah and Jennifer Hart — and six adopted children often took spontaneous road trips to camp and hike and travelled to festivals and other events, offering hugs and promoting unity.

To the best of my knowledge, there was not a suicide note found at the residence,” said Baarts, who added that authorities have been interviewing friends and family members of the Harts.

There have been red flags,” he said, but did not elaborate.


Do as I say... not as I do

Earlier this month, Sinclair Broadcast Group, owner/operator of nearly 200 television stations in the U.S., forced its news anchors to record a promo about “the troubling trend of irresponsible, one sided news stories plaguing our country.”

The net result of the company’s current mandate is dozens upon dozens of local news anchors looking like hostages in proof-of-life videos, trying their hardest to spit out words attacking the industry they’d chosen as a life vocation.
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RELATED: Nothing up my sleeve...

"I've looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow"...
"CNN Mocked For Glorifying JFKs ‘Legendary’ Infidelity After Harping On Sex Allegations Against Trump."


02 April 2018

Everything you need to know...

...about Winnie Mandela...

"And it burns, burns, burns...
...that ring of fire"
killer

Shortly afterwards she delivered a bellicose speech, famously declaring that “with our boxes of matches and our necklaces we shall liberate this country”, in reference to the hideous way in which township residents dealt with suspected collaborators by burning them alive using a tyre and petrol.
Well, there's also those two unfortunate murders.

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RELATED: Canadian media whitewashes Winnie

Promiscuous, homicidal... whatever do you mean? South Africa is willing to overlook all that...
Madikizela-Mandela will be honoured by a state funeral on April 14, preceded by an official memorial service on April 11, said President Cyril Ramaphosa.
Which tells you everything you need to know about Africa.


FROM THE COMMENTS:

"A mass shooters worst nightmare, having to call the government for an authorization to transport."
much ado about nothingWait a minute, over 2,000 people a year are killed by automobiles in Canada.

When will we start to deal with this deadly harvest?

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COMPARE AND CONTRAST:
In 2016, there were 223 firearm related deaths. Of course, in Canada, about 80 per cent of firearm-related deaths are suicides.
Oh yeah, one other interesting little factoid...liar, liar"The rate of Aboriginal persons accused of homicide is 11 times higher than rate for non-Aboriginal persons."

Well... according to those racists at Statistics Canada.

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LAST WORD: You can smell the journalism...
Two people have been hospitalized following a shooting at a downtown karaoke bar on Yonge Street, near Gerrard Street, at around 1 a.m.
No names, no descriptions... they won't even tell you which bar... draw your own conclusions.