CRACK BERLIN POLICE SQUAD BAFFLED YET AGAIN...

-- "A major police manhunt is underway in Berlin after a man was seriously wounded in a knife attack at the city's Holocaust memorial two days before a watershed national election.. The alleged attacker is still at large. The spokesman said there was currently 'no indication on a possible motive' behind the attack. It comes mere hours after a teenager was arrested on suspicion of planning an attack on the Israeli embassy in the German capital." --

UPDATE: Stabber in custody...

-- "German Police have arrested a suspect in the stabbing on Friday evening at Berlin's Holocaust memorial but gave no details on the identity of the suspect or his possible motive." --

Why do these McStabby f@cks all look so much like chimps?

-- "New Jersey man Hadi Matar, 27, who stabbed renowned British-Indian author Sir Salman Rushdie multiple times on a New York lecture stage has been convicted of attempted murder and assault. Matar now faces a sentence of more than 30 years in prison." --

Mutti Merkel's New, Improved Germany

"Mass Shooting at Munich shopping mall, SEVERAL DEAD, ISIS CELEBRATES on social media."

"A major police operation is under way in Munich after a gunman opened fire in a shopping centre, killing at least three people and injuring several more, police have said.

There are unconfirmed reports of shootings in other parts of the city, and suggestions that more than one attacker may be at large."

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UPDATE: Live and don't learn...

...AND DIE...

"A SECOND shooting has unfolded at the Marienplatz Metro station in Munich, Germany just minutes after a gunman opened fire at a shopping centre in the Bavarian city. Over a dozen people are believed to have died at the scene."

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UPDATE2: POTUS chimes in...

According to Associated Press...

"Obama says exactly what's happening in Munich is unclear."

Just another reason to vote Trump.