'NOT WITH A BANG... BUT WITH A MEOW'...

-- "Another victory for the 'judge a book by its cover' people. Sorry, I tuned out everything you said because you're a dude in a dress wearing cat ears and pretending to be a 'mom.'" --

GUUUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLLL POWER!!!

-- "'If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA,' Freedom stated in a social media post seated behind a studio desk wearing an orange WNBA sweatshirt with the Nike logo crossed out." --

And, whaddaya know... the movement is spreading.

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE... CHICKS WITH DICKS EDITION...

-- "Kloosterman had received positive performance reviews throughout her employment before raising faith-based objections to mandatory gender identity training. The University of Michigan Health-West officials called her to a meeting, where they disparaged her religious beliefs, called her 'evil and a liar,' and told her she could not bring her Christian beliefs into the workplace." --

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

-- "They also accused her of contributing to suicides among individuals with gender dysphoria." --

AND BY 'CRITICS', THE PREPAID MEDIA MEANS HYSTERICAL 'CHICKS WITH DICKS'...

-- "'Trans women aren’t women, and if that hurts your feelings, be grateful you live in a society where you are just as free to espouse gender ideology as I am to speak the truth,' Rowling wrote on X Sunday." --

THE CONSIDERABLE SOMALI COMMUNITY WAS APPARENTLY UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT...

-- "They’re dolling up the trans agenda — and taxpayers are footing the bill. 'First-of-their-kind' transgender dolls — complete with removable genitalia — will debut in some Minnesota classrooms this fall to kids as young as 4 years old." --

FAT GUY IN A DRESS DECIDES TO GO FULL KAMALA...

-- "Asked by a moderator what qualifies them for the top office, longshot trans hopeful Ashley Webb responded with a bizarre rambling string of loopy reasons.  'I’m a songwriter, and I write my own books, and then I suppose my transparency,' Webb said.    'And I suppose the biggest thing is like I’m just an angry citizen right now, and if I get elected, I’d be an angry senator.'" --

COLORADO COMMIES ARE COMING FOR YOUR KIDS...

-- "Manny Rutinel, a far-left state legislator and House candidate in Colorado’s 8th Congressional District, voted in support of a bill that instructed courts to take pronoun use into consideration as a factor when deciding child custody cases." --

What do you think Mark Carney's 'gender-fluid' daughter is telling him?

ANOTHER HORRIFIC TRANNY MASS-SHOOTING INCIDENT NARROWLY AVERTED...

-- "Allison Howlett, 36, who was born a man but lives as a woman, was arrested Saturday on charges of making terroristic threats, assault with a deadly weapon, auto theft, gun theft and other offenses.  Officers found Howlett had been sitting on a handgun and had an MP5 submachine gun sitting on the back seat. When cops searched Howlett’s car, they recovered 22 other guns and hundreds of rounds of ammunition." --

Looking for the barrage of sympathetic 'media excuses in three, two...

YOU GO AHEAD AND EAT ALL THE BANANAS YOU WANT, ELLEN...

-- "To me, healthy masculinity would be, well, you know what? Healthiness for anyone to just, you know, love themselves; be able to care for themselves; ideally get rest when they can, you know, like, just the practical basic — drink water, like, eat a banana." --

WHAT'S LIFE WITHOUT A DREAM, HUH?

-- ""We like our chances," said Democratic strategist Kelly Sharp. "We're really optimistic that the typical Texan will resonate with outlawing steak, going vegan, and believing in a six-gender deity. If we know anything about Texas, it's that they don't like brisket and think God is a homosexual. Republicans aren't going to know what hit them."" --

MRS NO-DOUBTFIRE...

-- "The millionaire philanthropist murdered in his Maryland senior living center was gunned down by staffer Marquis Emilio James, who disguised himself as a woman — then shot at a state trooper who pulled him over." --

TRANNY ARMY THREATENING ADDITIONAL SLAUGHTER?

-- "A message posted online by the Tumbler Ridge Chamber of Commerce,  attributed to the family of Kylie Smith, who was murdered at the secondary school, said her service had to be cancelled and that the family had been 'moved to a safe location.'     It stated the family 'couldn't risk anymore violence in this amazing town.'" --

LIKE OJ SIMPSON... CBC IS LOOKING FOR THE REAL KILLERS...

“ -- "We feel the same things. We feel the sorrow, we feel the compassion, we feel the grief that all Canadians are for these families and these victims." --

Sure thing, Sparkles... tell that to 12 year-old Maya Hunt. 

YOU CAN SMELL THE CRAZY...

-- "The transgender high school dropout who slaughtered his mom and stepbrother before gunning down six others at his former school in Canada had whined online about his 6-foot-tall frame making it impossible to live out his dream as a 'petite' woman." --

They just don't seem to get it.

MEANWHILE... IN OTHER OUTRAGEOUS 'CHICKS WITH DICKS' NEWS...

-- "Organizers said Jammie Booker violated the contest’s rules, which clearly stipulate that athletes must compete in the category that aligns with their biological sex at birth.   Booker was disqualified just days after she destroyed the competition at the Official Strongman Games World Championship. Organizers claimed the hulking American never told them he was born a man." --

HOW THEY HANGIN' LADIES?

-- "A presentation at a World Athletics panel in Tokyo on Friday revealed that 50 to 60 athletes with male biological advantages have been finalists in the female category at global and continental championships since 2000." --

MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS... 'THAT'S SAMMY DAVIS JR IN DRAG'...

On July 1, posting from her official account, Jayapal shared coverage about how she's claimed that 'ICE is acting like a terrorist force,' as she also claimed that U.S. citizens 'are being kidnapped and disappeared off the street by masked men.'" --

Seems Jayapal got what she wanted.

RESISTANCE IS NOT FUTILE...

-- "Stanford Medicine has halted performing sex change surgeries on patients under 19 years old, becoming the second major health care provider in California to do so, as the Trump administration fights to protect youth from gender ideology." --

 

'CHICKS WITH DICKS UNIVERSITY' STEPS ON IT'S OWN BALLS...

-- "The U.S. Department of Education announced Tuesday that the University of Pennsylvania has agreed to a resolution with President Donald Trump's administration to keep biological male trans athletes out of women's sports." --

The money shot...

-- "The university will also issue formal apologies to every biological female competitor who lost out to a transgender competitor following an investigation by the Department of Education’s Office for Civil Rights." --

C'MON NOW... IT'S NOT LIKE THE COPS BROUGHT HIM 'TIM HORTONS'...

-- "If it was a movie, a man dressed up as a young girl while driving a school bus he had dubbed the “Lolita Line” – may well terrify audiences. However, in 2025, in the Greater Toronto area, it merely gets a shrug of the shoulders." --

INSERT BOB HOPE CALIFORNIA JOKE [HERE]

-- “Considering the menace of hunger and overpopulation, could the human race survive if everyone were straight like yourself?” --