You can have his pornography...
When you pry it from his cold dead laptop...
Because "Canadian Cynic" is smarter than your average perv...
"I can encrypt them. Or misname them. Or put them in hidden folders. Or just not bring them at all, and get them later via e-mail or from a web site. I mean, Jesus Christ, the possibilities are endless. Really, you'd have to pretty stupid to get caught smuggling porn on your computer."I thought I was finished with little CC for a while... but he just keeps on comin' back and linking to me, like a yappy little dog.
I have to say, boasting about how easy it is to get pornography past Customs has confirmed my opinion of this putz.
I shouldn't be surprised... CC has previously posted such gems as...
"If you Google on "pay to fuck," what do you get coming up as the very first hit? Just curious."How old is this guy... fifteen?
Instead of obsessing about variants of online pornography, CC might be better off trying to get a date with a an actual flesh-and-blood (whatever his gender preference) human being.
One thing's for sure... I'm never gonna shake his slimy, sticky hand.
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15 comments:
"One thing's for sure... I'm never gonna shake his slimy, sticky hand."
One thing to say, and one thing only:
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!
Johann
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"Johann said... EEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!"
that's how most people react to just his simplistic, carping prose... never mind his "slimy, sticky hand".
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You write a ridiculous entry in which you make juvenile references to a 'slimy sticky hand' and call CC a 'Putz' and a 'Perv', then go on to ask, "How old is this guy...fifteen?"
Now THAT'S what one might call ironic.
Wow. Class post...really.
...*snort*
Stupid, amoral and sexually obsessive. What a combo.
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"Shannon said... You write a ridiculous entry..."
well shannon... i'm sure all six of cc's little pornophile cheerleaders share that point of view.
plenty of similar offensive cant on a daily basis... you should hurry on back there... you wouldn't want to miss a single drop
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"Ti-Guy said... Wow. Class post...really."
ah, speaking of cc's cheerleaders... ti-ti's right on time.
hope you brought your friends...
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"shannon said... Now THAT'S what one might call ironic.
say shannon... here's another of CC's philosophical nuggets...
"If you Google on "pay to fuck," what do you get coming up as the very first hit? Just curious."
what "might one" call that?
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ah, speaking of cc's cheerleaders... ti-ti's right on time.
Oh, believe me, I wouldn't have bothered. But I can't resist whenever one of you projecting conserva-boys reveals just how sexually obsessed you really are.
I'm sure you got a boner thinking that other people are indulging in child pornography. What other benefit would there be to accuse someone of that? It's certainly not funny, is it?
You're the sick perv, neo-con.
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"ti-ti said... I'm sure you got a boner..."
that's it? that's all you've got?
i just don't have the time, or the inclination, to indulge someone who's apparently too cheap to pay for actual phone sex.
does this sort of thing work when you hang around cc and zerb and artie decco?
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Sexually obsessive, perverted and a stalker.
Whoa. You're what we call in the mental health profession a smorgasboard of sociopathies.
Also, you're really lazy, you know. Come up with an actual argument once in while and you might be taken seriously.
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"ti-ti said... Sexually obsessive, perverted and a stalker."
lemme see... is this your third, or fourth screechy, vituperative visit to the comments on this one post... and i'm a stalker?
keep diggin' pal, there's gotta be treasure somewhere.
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"Third or fourth?" Is there some little dig there I'm not getting? Or can you not...y'know...count?
I'm not being screechy and vituperative...I'm actually kind of patronising you. I'd also say I was finding this amusing, but if I did that, I'd be lying. You wingnuts rarely amuse me.
Like I said, you're lazy. Bone idle.
...calm down. Look up "bone idle." It doesn't mean what you think it means.
boring.
First observant remark you've ever made.
I think I'll write that down in my diary. Vituperatively and screechingly, of course.
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boring
At Monday, April 02, 2007 8:43:00 AM, Ti-Guy said…
well, i have i have admit to trolling. no, not this blog! i have a few fright-winger faves i visit regularly, and my comments do tend to drip with my trademark sarcasm. and i can be relentless in my pursuit.
and childish
At Sunday, March 25, 2007 11:57:00 AM, Ti-Guy said…
Besides, as a good Liberal, my guiding principle these days is "What would my heros, the Taliban, do?" Harper should consider himself lucky that I restrict myself to simply making fun of his embonpoint.
please... don't stop
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