24 April 2007

Guess who's coming to dinner?

I'll give you a hint... it isn't Sidney Poitier.

-- OTTAWA -- Prime Minister Stephen Harper rejected a Liberal suggestion yesterday that Canadian troops should transfer Taliban prisoners to Canada to save them from being handed over to Afghan authorities.
Fresh off his bizarro side deals with Eco-Lizard May and Danny Millions, it seems that Steffi is now sussing out the latest sorely needed block of potential liberal voters.

It's a cagey two-pronged plan... by wrapping up the raggedy-ass fanatical fundamentalist demographic, he also stands to bleed off support from the granola-snorting, sandal-clad wing of the NDP.

Fortunately, the Prime Minister was there to bring the leftbot castles in the sky back in for a safe landing.
Mr. Harper promised the "serious allegations" would be examined by officials and followed up with Afghan authorities, "but what we will not do is bring the Taliban prisoners to Canada."
Now that pricks a hole in Dion's latest trial balloon... but hey Steffi, don't give up just yet.

Maybe the Fiberals could make a special deal with Doug Henning and the Natural Law Party.... so that we can all levitate to work, thus really reducing Canada's carbon emissions.

C'mon... it's at least as jaw-dropping, amazingly idiotic as his latest "Give Terrorism a Chance" brainwave.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stephane Dion must be insane.

The Tiger said...

I'm not really all that opposed to the idea in principle, though I'm just as happy to have the Afghanis picking up the tab for their own citizens' detention, but you know very well that as soon as it is implemented, the very same people who suggested it will start accusing the government of fascism and organizing protests against "Canada's Git'mo".

Neo Conservative said...

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"tiger said... as soon as it is implemented, the very same people who suggested it will start accusing the government of fascism and organizing protests against "Canada's Git'mo"."

not to mention that the crudest canadian prison will seem like the lap of luxury to these guys... who are barely out of the stone age themselves.

more importantly, under our "charter of rights" we'd never be allowed to send them back to their brutal country of birth.

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