13 July 2009

"Systems will be put in place..."

"...to ensure that non-gays claiming to be gay are not taken at their word without having their gay status confirmed by gay-accredited orientation-checkers."
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7 comments:

robins111 said...

You know there is a certain segment of the population who should not be allowed to make statements.

Just like some people shouldn't be allowed to were spandex.

The current spokespperson for the CJC should have a committe place duct tape over his yap, before he shaves in the morning, and be kept on a short leash through the day.

robins111 said...

But the best comment I heard was from Mark Styne, he's too dumb to be a......

Neo Conservative said...

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maybe that's the t-shirt slogan bernie needs for next year's parade.

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syncrodox said...

Neo

So is there any word on how these gay-accredited orientation checkers will establish an individuals bona- fides?

Will they rely solely on gaydar? Will there be a test of fashion and decorating sense? Will those who appear only nominally gay be required to prove their gayness beyond a doubt? How important will bathhouses and public washrooms be in the accreditation process? Will condoms be provided?

Conversely, as a self professed hetero-sexual who only engages in sexual acts with super models...who is going to provide me with accreditation regarding my orientation?

I think I need to contact the CHRC.

Syncro

Neo Conservative said...

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sync... keen fashion-sense and a fondness for 50's show tunes can only take us so far.

i think the government needs to convene a blue-ribbon panel to set up criteria for gayness.

we don't wanna get this wrong.

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alexb said...

Is somebody making this up?

Neo Conservative said...

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the incomparable mark steyn, alex... follow the links.

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