22 July 2009

Okay... nobody ever said...

...these guys were geniuses...
-- BRIGHTON TOWNSHIP -- As many as one-third of the inmates at Warkworth penitentiary have taken control of a portion of the prison – including its infirmary – after an uprising overnight.

"They are burning anything they can get their hands on," a firefighter on scene said, adding he understands the inmates' recreation centre may have been torched.
Thus commences "Operation Kick Myself in the Nuts."

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