29 July 2009

Guess what, dumbstick...

...convicts have daughters too...

Lawyer Jean-Claude Dubé tells CJAD News he hasn't spoken to his client yet but prison authorities tell him 18-year-old Hamed Shafia was assaulted by other inmates while they were in the outdoor courtyard in the detention center in Napanee, Ontario.
It's not all bad news though, especially for fanatic adherents of Sharia Law. I hear they have "arranged marriages" in prison too.

With any luck, by this time next week, Hammy'll be hitched to the mad-dog biker with the most cigarettes.

(h/t reader scott)

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3 comments:

robins111 said...

Maybe we don't need capital punishment for these maggots.

25 years in general population should be about right.

Neo Conservative said...

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sounds like hammy's getting a wee taste of what it's like to be a second class citizen.

ironic, no?

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Werner Patels said...

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy ...