10 August 2010

Message to CBC marketing department

I don't know what Marshmallow McLuhan thought this tag line up, but trust me... the cast of "Little Mosque on the Prairie" are nowhere near being... "the most famous Muslims in the world".

Sweet freakin' semtex... with all the Khadr shit hitting the airwaves... they're not even the most famous Muslims on your network tonight.

I admit I'm being selfish here. I care less about you donkey-heads embarrassing yourselves... than having my blood pressure blow off the top of my head.

And while we're at it, Global TV... watching a tennis match at York University is not "a life changing experience"...not now, not ever.

Seriously... why would you say shit like that?

Is anybody else tired of these self-important spin-factories insulting your intelligence?

I swear... there are days I just wanna toss the idiot-box out the window.


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Never watch CBC, CTV, Global or even venture to TorStar or the Globe&Mail on hot, humid days.
We all have to take care of our health and going anywhere near the above named will shorten your life-span.
MariaS

Anonymous said...

Affter seeing how well a CTV comedy went with a small business out west Staring Brent Butt, the CBC may bring out a new Pro-Hamas show in Alberta that deals with a Petro-Can franchise and call the show.....

" Corner Gaza "

Anonymous said...

Little Mosque, Were?
I lived on the prairies for many decades and never saw one. What do they look like? If I watch TV can I see One?
Melw

Neo Conservative said...

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"melw asks... If I watch TV can I see One?"

apparently, if you ever do see one... it'll be chock full of shallow, simplistic stereotypes that could gag a buzzard on a shitwagon.

this nonsense evokes the same nauseating sensation i get when general motors cranks up the music in their latest commercial to convince me that i am not a mere customer... but that... "we are family".

excuse me while i go puke.

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Don said...

*sigh* again, crap like this is the reason I dropped cable. I refuse to subsidize garbage networks so I can have the privilege of paying even more to watch the programming I want to see.

I'll take FTA satellite watching Retro TV anyday.

Neo Conservative said...

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"don says... I refuse to subsidize garbage networks"

as do we... that's why we're on "peasantvision"... aka a tv tower.

and as long as these clueless media conglomerates keep pushing unadulterated shite down the pipe... they won't see a penny from our pockets.

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Neo Conservative said...

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sorry, rc... we've talked about this before... if you want to preach some kind of (black, white, polka-dot) supremacy... you'll have to take it somewhere else.

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Anonymous said...

Never watched Little Mosque or anything else for years. I did read though there is not one muslim in Little Mosque. They aren't funny.

Colin said...

Except if I recall correctly the actors are not Muslims. In fact when I met them at a promo outside my office I mentioned that my wife’s name is Aishah, they just stared at me blankly (Aishah is the name of the 7th wife of Muhammad, a name any Muslim would know)

Neo Conservative said...

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"anon says... there is not one muslim in Little Mosque"

i had read that somewhere... i wonder how actual muslims view this piece of distinctly unfunny business.

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