28 August 2010

Bright lights, big city...

...cotton candy... and sucking chest wounds...
-- TORONTO -- A 22-year-old man is in hospital after he was shot in the chest near King and Dufferin streets – mere blocks away from revellers at the Canadian National Exhibition.

Police received reports of a shooting outside 100 Tyndall Ave. at 7 p.m. Friday evening.
No word yet, from Mayor Millers office... which gun club the shooter belonged to.

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UPDATE: Paging Mayor Miller

Hey buddy... how's that "Steak-knife Registry" coming along?
Two men are in custody following a fatal stabbing overnight, as Toronto police continue to hunt for a suspect in a separate shooting incident.

In the first incident, a 40-year-old man was stabbed to death outside of a bar on Lansdowne Avenue, north of College Street at about 11:30 p.m. Friday.