Sharpening stones to be regulated
Mayor Miller's office set to announce "new & improved" draconian regulations... regarding use and ownershop of swords, spears and various other edged implements...
-- TORONTO -- Three women were stabbed in the back with a machete during an apparent domestic dispute late Monday.Honest Ed's anticipating massive run on plastic cutlery.
The suspect was last seen fleeing west on Riverdale Ave.
5 comments:
Murder and mayhem can be accomplished with any number of household items. According to Agatha Christie, the possibilities are endless - letter openers, broken glass, heavy objects (vases, candlestick holders), tobacco juice, fire, rope, pillows etc. As you can see I have spent a lot of time reading and watching Miss Marple movies. Murder just need motivation. Cheers. FernStAlbert
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oh, c'mon... you mean mayor miller's "master plan" hasn't stopped all the big city mayhem?
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what about a pointed stick?
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"norm asks... what about a pointed stick?"
oh gawd, norm... now we're gonna have to set up a special "wooden weapons" registry.
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you must have missed the Monty Python self defence class
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