17 August 2010

Sharpening stones to be regulated

Mayor Miller's office set to announce "new & improved" draconian regulations... regarding use and ownershop of swords, spears and various other edged implements...
-- TORONTO -- Three women were stabbed in the back with a machete during an apparent domestic dispute late Monday.

The suspect was last seen fleeing west on Riverdale Ave.
Honest Ed's anticipating massive run on plastic cutlery.