17 August 2010

Sharpening stones to be regulated

Mayor Miller's office set to announce "new & improved" draconian regulations... regarding use and ownershop of swords, spears and various other edged implements...

-- TORONTO -- Three women were stabbed in the back with a machete during an apparent domestic dispute late Monday.

The suspect was last seen fleeing west on Riverdale Ave.
Honest Ed's anticipating massive run on plastic cutlery.


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Murder and mayhem can be accomplished with any number of household items. According to Agatha Christie, the possibilities are endless - letter openers, broken glass, heavy objects (vases, candlestick holders), tobacco juice, fire, rope, pillows etc. As you can see I have spent a lot of time reading and watching Miss Marple movies. Murder just need motivation. Cheers. FernStAlbert

Neo Conservative said...

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oh, c'mon... you mean mayor miller's "master plan" hasn't stopped all the big city mayhem?

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Norm said...

what about a pointed stick?

Neo Conservative said...

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"norm asks... what about a pointed stick?"

oh gawd, norm... now we're gonna have to set up a special "wooden weapons" registry.

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Norm said...

you must have missed the Monty Python self defence class