-- TORONTO -- The city has summarily banned all kites from Milliken Park, a 32-hectare green space and unofficial home of a game that sees skilled kite-masters manoeuvre their flying contraptions to slice their opponents' strings.It's not like the center of the universe has any bigger cultural fish to fry, huh?
Every weekend, dozens of mostly Afghan-Canadian families flood the park to barbecue, picnic and watch the thrust and parry of the kites, a sight that reminds them of home.
You can't work out a compromise over flying kites... then Hogtown is well and truly f@cked.
THE COMPASSIONATE INTELLECTUAL LEFT RESPONDS
"The more time I can time(sic?) you responding to my every word, the less chance there is you'll be driving the sideroads of the Belleville area in a drunken stupor."Yeah... maybe you wanna try that again with smaller words, huh?