Twas the night before Kwanzaa And all through the 'hood,Maulana Karenga was up to no good. He'd tortured a woman and spent time in jail. He needed a new scam that just wouldn't fail. ("So what if I stuck some chick's toe in a vice? Nobody said revolution was nice!")
Read the whole thing, click on some of the links... then come back and call me bad names.
I dare you.
Thanks to Kathy Shaidle for an early Christmas present.