I am the Son of God, a maker of miracles and the Future Messiah. I’m also good with tools.
Likes: Carpentry, Fish, Hugs
Dislikes: Moneychangers, Cruelty, Shaving
11:51 "You’re going to do what to my penis?"
"Dude, do not make me smite you."
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