08 December 2006

Harper's like the Black Death

An unnamed Liberal spokesperson, today compared Stephen Harper to the Bubonic Plague, which swept through the medieval world killing millions of people...

"What the frig is this guy up to?" cried the shadowy figure, who insisted on anonymity. "If this Angel of Death keeps on actually doing stuff, we'll never get back in."

"This is not how the game is supposed to be played," he sulked... in reference to the Conservative governments latest plan to "eliminate use of a number of particularly toxic chemicals and place tight controls over others."

OTTAWA — Prime Minister Stephen Harper has announced a new plan to curb the use of toxic chemicals in Canada.

“It includes realistic and enforceable measures that will improve the environment and protect the health and safety of Canadians,” Mr. Harper said, with Environment Minister Rona Ambrose and Health Minister Tony Clement at his side.

"The government has earmarked $300-million for the initiative over the next four years.
As he walked away, the dejected Lib spokesman was heard to mutter, "Goddamit, we spent decades building up relationships with the chemical conglomerates and this idiot Harper pisses it all away in an afternoon."

Unfortunately Conservative spokespersons could not be reached for a rebuttal, as they were all too busy actually doing stuff to improve Canadians lives... to speak to parasitic representatives of the major media outlets.

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5 comments:

Leslie Swartman said...

Just like the fiberals to make these kind of comments bred out of desparation, not unlike their cheif clown Bill Graham...

Neo Conservative said...

leslie... just a little satire here, although with bill graham referencing famous nazis, it's getting harder to tell the difference.

Anonymous said...

Good point though. Liberals haven't figured out that Harper's Conservatives don't want power simply for the sake of being in power, they want to do something.

During the recent 12 year reign of Liberals - doing nothing seemed to be their point, they made speeches and doled out cash of course, but is Canada better off in any way because Liberals were in charge? Nope. Nothing to see there. Really, nothing.

Anonymous said...

A liberal is just a thug that prefers to wear suits and eat on an expense account but still look its nose down at business.

Neo Conservative said...

my fave... "a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged by reality."